Taco Bell - Half-Pound Cheesy Potato Burrito

Late night Questing achieved!  We stay up late and eat Taco Bell outside of some kind of house party on the back of a random car.  Joined (officially) by Isaac, Sage, and Charles (or Bubblegum), it is our biggest cast in some time.  Isaac is drunk.  Sage wanders off at one point, when a car drives by, to talk to some chicks.  Ben is roundly, and unfairly, or at least inaccurately, labeled a racist over and over.  Daniel tries to keep things on track, even speed things up a bit when a neighbor's porch light illuminates.  Charles comes out with a solid rating his first time at bat.  Various other hangers on spout comments and drunkenly ask for our food.

Ingredients: "A warm, soft flour tortilla loaded with a double portion** of seasoned ground beef and filled with crispy potato bites, warm nacho cheese sauce, and reduced fat sour cream."  **Double beef compared to Burrito Supreme®.

Ratings:
Ben - Dogs digging, they're just having a good old time and don't know they're destroying property.
Daniel -  Fresh-cut grass under my feet, it feels good on my feet, but then I'm also allergic to grass.
Isaac - Rollerblades or skateboard, where you look at someone doing it and say "That looks like a great time" but you try it and find out it's a lot harder than it looks.
Sage - Ben's racism, it's something that you don't really want all the time but occasionally you get some and it's really awesome.
Charles - Scratchy beard, you like having a beard but you scratch at it all the time.

BQ3 - Episode Seven
"This Is The Best Burrito I've Ever Eaten" by Parry Gripp, used with permission.  http://parrygripp.com/