CineMortuary Podcast

CineMortuary Podcast

Your fortnightly digest of horror reboots, remakes, sequels, prequels and squeakquels with your hosts Rob Yeomans, Dave Walker and Chris Wilson. A proud part of the We Made This podcast network.

Episodes

November 28, 2021 81 min
EPISODE 102 - AKA: Shocking Dark, here's big balls Bruno Mattei abusing Italy's lax copyright laws to create a film called Terminator II, which rips off Aliens. Obviously one of Dave's picks.

HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

EDITED BY
Dave Walker

CineMortuary: @CineMortuary
We Made This: @wmt_network
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EPISODE 101 - Season 5 begins with a steamy, erotic, incestuous tale of mislabelled panthers. Strangely not one of Dave's picks.

HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

CRUNCHER OF KEYS
Mamba the Cat

EDITED BY
Dave Walker

CineMortuary: @CineMortuary
We Made This: @wmt_network
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October 17, 2021 122 min
EPISODE 100 - There was only one way we could ever celebrate hitting the century. No crappy 2011 version or video game here, just the bonafide king of horror remakes in John Carpenter's The Thing. Plus a special Q & A and the 4th annual TURDIES awards.

HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

EDITED BY
Dave Walker

CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
We Made This: @wmt_network (thank you for hosting our nonsense for so long!)
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October 10, 2021 86 min
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY

The boys try to walk-through Wes Craven's proto-meta horror film with the detail it deserves. Meanwhile, a white fluffy monster destroys the recording studio around them.

HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

DESTROYER OF STUDIOS
Mamba the Cat

CINEMORTUARY: @CineMortuary
WE MADE THIS: @wmt_network
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September 19, 2021 60 min
EPISODIO 98 - Il tuffo di Dave nel bidone della merda raggiunge livelli assurdi mentre sceglie un'altra fregatura di Jaws, questa completamente doppiata in italiano.

OSPITATO DA
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

MODIFICATO DA
Dave Walker

WE MADE THIS: @wmt_network
CINEMORTUARY: @cinemortuary
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September 5, 2021 79 min
EPISODE 97 - Just because you can release a film about the Antichrist on the date 6/6/6, it doesn't mean you should.

HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
The Yeomans

EDITED BY
Dave Walker

We Made This: @wmt_network
CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
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August 22, 2021 66 min
EPISODE 96 - Get the cool girls, the military and rocket launchers ready as Abel Ferrera gives the 'Body Snatchers' story a distinctly 90s makeover.


HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

EDITED BY
Dave Walker


CineMortuary: @CineMortuary
We Made This: @wmt_network
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July 25, 2021 59 min
EPISODE 95 - The lads are finally back in the same room together, and face-to-face communication makes bribery so much easier as Dave picks what could be the worst film they've ever seen. Does it even constitute a film?

HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

INTRODUCING
Mamba the Cat

EDITED BY
Dave Walker

CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
We Made This: @wmt_network
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July 11, 2021 81 min
EPISODE 94 - Ever hear the one about Warwick Davis and his contacts in the ostrich world?


HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

EDITED BY
Chris Wilson

CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
We Made This: @wmt_network
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EPISODE 93 - Stepfather II: Make Way For Willy as he introduces the seminal horror series starring Terry O'Quinn to the lads. 'Seminal' as in they had no idea it existed, doodah doodah.

HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

EDITED BY
Chris Wilson

CineMortuary: @CineMortuary
We Made This: @wmt_network
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June 13, 2021 79 min
EPISODE 92 - The lads travel to an island where nature strikes back. Hope you're ready for an array of giant cocks.

HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

EDITED BY
Dave Walker

CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
We Made This: @wemadethispod
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EPISODE 91 - A barrel of Trioxin destroys Rob's Internet in the middle of a Michael Jackson-led zombie uprising.

HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

EDITED BY
Dave Walker

CineMortuary: @CineMortuary
We Made This: @WeMadeThisPod
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May 2, 2021 81 min
EPISODE 90 - It's Chonke vs Monke in the greatest fight in the history of ancient monsters. If only those pesky humans would get out of the way...

HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson (R.I.P.)
'The Iron Man' Rob Yeomans (R.I.P.)

EDITED BY
Dave Walker

CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
We Made This: @wemadethispod
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April 18, 2021 74 min
EPISODE 89 - The finale of the Chris Linay Trilogy™ sees The Best Big Man in Podcasting take the Haunting Henchman of Horror and the Muscle-Bound Meat Man of the Macabre on a zombie-riffic trip to... Norway? Yes way!

HOSTED BY
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

SPECIAL GUEST HOST
Chris Linay

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April 4, 2021 85 min
EPISODE 88 - Chris Linay returns to talk about some children who know all your secrets. Now you're thinking, ''I hope that's shepherd's pie in my knickers.''

HOSTED BY
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

SPECIAL GUEST STAR
Chris Linay

EDITED BY
Chris Wilson

We Made This: @wemadethispod
CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
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March 21, 2021 89 min
EPISODE 87 - Graps and Claps' Chris Linay joins us for one of the more infamous sequels in film history. Bad things, sad things, have to happen.

HOSTED BY
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

SPECIAL GUEST STAR
Chris Linay

EDITED BY
Chris Wilson

We Made This: @wemadethispod
CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
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March 7, 2021 73 min
EPISODE 86 - It's fookin' pissing it down.

HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

EDITED BY
Chris Wilson

We Made This: @wemadethispod
CineMortuary: @cinemortuary

Technical note: Dave was suffering from a two-second delay. The audio has been cleaned up where possible. Please contact @dancinghenry if you would like a refund.
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February 21, 2021 101 min
EPISODE 85 - We keep picking films that hit a bit too close for home at the moment. Sorry. Remember: HANDS. FACE. FIRE.

HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

EDITED BY
Dave Walker

We Made This: @wemadethispod
CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
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February 7, 2021 90 min
EPISODE 84 - After our diversion on the Starship Enterprise, it's time to go back to our roots with some torture p**n.

HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

EDITED BY
Dave Walker


CINEMORTUARY: @cinemortuary
WE MADE THIS: @wemadethispod
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January 24, 2021 90 min
Star Trek: First Contact, according to Dave, is in a lot of parts a "PG-13 HR Giger gothic horror film". So there. Chris will not say the line.

HOSTED BY
Dave Walker
Chris Wilson
Rob Yeomans

EDITED BY
Dave Walker

CineMortuary: @cinemortuary
We Made This: @wemadethispod
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