September 5, 2025 • 31 mins
Jello again. If you’ve been around since last Christmas, you’ll remember that we aired a Jack Benny Show entitled “An Old-Fashioned Christmas” on December 25, 2024. We aired it out of sequence because it was more appropriate to air on Christmas Day than in September. In that show, which, if it was aired in order, would fit in this week, the feud between Jack Benny and Phil Harris gets resolved. What does not get resolved is how Buck Benny recovers from getting shot. If you wish to listen to that Christmas episode to refresh your memory or if you have not heard it yet, just go to the podcast from December 25, 2024.
Episode 238 of The Jack Benny Show. The program originally aired on on December 27, 1936.
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Speaker 1 (00:16):
Welcome to Classic Comedy of Old time Radio. I'm your
host ronic Leberger Jelo Again. If you've been around since
last Christmas, you'll remember that we aired a Jack Benny
show entitled an Old Fashioned Christmas on December twenty fifth,
(00:36):
twenty twenty four. We aired it out of sequence because
it was more appropriate to air it on Christmas Day
than to air it now in September. Now, in that show,
which if it had been aired in order, would fit
in this week, the feud between Jack Benny and Phil
(00:57):
Harris gets resolved. What does not get resolved is how
Buck Benny recovers from getting shot. I don't know they
just forgot about that or what, but there is no
mention of it whatsoever. If you wish to listen to
that Christmas episode to refresh your memory, or if you've
not heard it yet, just go back to the podcast
(01:20):
from December twenty fifth, twenty twenty four, and you can
listen to that Old Fashioned Christmas and then come back
and listen to today's episode. But if you remember all
about that episode from last Christmas, you can just listen
now to another episode of Buck Benny Rides Again, which
(01:40):
is coming our way. This episode entitled Buck Benny Rides
Again and Again is the two hundred and thirty eighth
Jack Benny Show and it originally aired on December twenty seven,
nineteen thirty six.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Heay the Tello starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston and
Phil Harrison his Orchestra. The Orchestrope is a program with
Hallelujah from hits today. Just a few more days now
(02:16):
before we see the old year out and before we
usher in the new, Just a few more days to
decide on your New Year resolutions. And if you haven't
yet discovered what a wonderfully useful, truly delicious dessert Jello is,
I hope you'll make a resolution to try it. For
nineteen thirty seven, you can serve Jello in one hundred
and one different ways.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
You'll find each one.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Of them exceptionally enjoyable. For Jella not only brings variety
to your main us, it also brings the grand, refreshing
taste of frish fruit because all six of Jello's famous
flavors strawberry, raspberry, and cherry, orange, lemon and lime come
from real ripe fruit. So for better tasting, more satisfying
desserts throughout the New Year. Serve jello, and serve it often.
(02:58):
But remember there is only one jello, and only jello
brings you that extra rich fruit flavor. When you want jello,
be sure you get the real thing. Always insist on
genuine jello.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
That was Hallelujah from Hit Today.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Christmas being over, we are
left with broken ornaments, tattered tinsel, burned out bulbs, and.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Jack Benny law. Again there's a Jack Benny talkie, a
fugitive from a n ash Can. Well, Don, you can
say anything you wanted today. I'm in a holiday mood
and nothing can upset me, not even that Christmas tie
you're wearing. Well, it is a little loud, isn't it
(04:02):
a little loud? Don? You could spill any one of
those six delicious flavors on it and they never show.
You should have gotten smoked glasses with it.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Oh, isn't that bad?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Jack?
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Why did you exchange it? I can't.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
My wife gave it to me.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Oh, your wife gave it?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Would she squawk?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Would she? She's louder than the tide. Well, then you
are in a spot. You just have to grin and
wear it.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Tell me Jack, did you get a lot of nice
presents this year?
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Well? Yes, in a way. Mary gave me a silk muffler,
My sister Florene sent me a woolen muffler, and then
I got some assorted mufflers from my aunt Molly. Oh
that's all yead. In fact, my neck had a very
merry Christmas. Wish I were a giraffe so I could
wear all my presents.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
That I did.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Now, what did you get from your dad or my father?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
And he gave me a check book and a fountain
pen touching, isn't it down?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Very I'm sending him a muffler. But you know, Don,
the only problem I had was picking out a gift
for Mary was that so yes, I didn't know what
to do. I was gonna I don't know, it takes
so long to have it made up. So I bought
her some handkerchief. Oh yeah, you can get those made
up pretty equation. But you know, down of all the
(05:24):
presents I got, the one I like best is that
beautiful watch Phil Harris gave me. It is lovely, so
that reminds me Jack. Phil's late again tonight.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I think you should have got himself.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
A watch now, wait a minute, don you lay off
Field with those innuendos. He's my pal, and don't be
talking behind his back.
Speaker 7 (05:40):
But you used to.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Now.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Furthermore, if he comes in late, that's his business. I
get it. Yeah. Hello Jack, Hi a Kenny.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Say, how do you like this pretty necktime my girl
knitted for me?
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Well, it's very nice. When it's the first tie I've
ever seen with sleeves on, it is. It's the craziest
looking thing.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Well, she started out to knit a sweater but changed
her mind.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
That's a pretty stick pin you've got in it too.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
That's a needle. She forgot to take it out.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
What else did you get, Kenny?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Gee? I got one swell present?
Speaker 4 (06:15):
What was it?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
A pajama coat with two.
Speaker 8 (06:17):
Pair of pants? What? No?
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Vest No, no, I'm pretty rugged.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Oh good, Now you're the you're the type who can
take it.
Speaker 8 (06:32):
Hello Jack, Hello, Mary, Hello Don.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Hello, Murray, Hello, Dope.
Speaker 9 (06:36):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (06:38):
What have you got there?
Speaker 8 (06:39):
Married a letter to my mother? He had a wonderful Christmas.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Jack, she did well. Read it to us. Your mother
is always good for a laugh.
Speaker 8 (06:49):
Okay, Plainfield, New Jersey, Saturday, December twenty sixth, My dear
daughter married. No laughs yet, Well, it takes my little
time to get hot.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Oh well, go ahead.
Speaker 8 (07:03):
Uh, just a line to let you know that we
are all well and had a wonderful Christmas. I got
a lot of beautiful presents.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Uh Huh.
Speaker 8 (07:09):
Your father gave me a washing machine with a built
in radio. Uh isn't he thoughtful?
Speaker 10 (07:16):
M Uh?
Speaker 8 (07:18):
Right now I am walking through your father's underwear. Uh
while being Crosby is singing, soa gets in your eyes.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Well well, Uh, Sunday night, I.
Speaker 8 (07:34):
Am going to wash father's socks and listen to Jack.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
That's nice that she might have mentioned me before the socks.
Speaker 11 (07:42):
Quiet.
Speaker 8 (07:42):
Oh Uh, there's been a lot of excitement at the
house lately. Your uncle Herman was here for Christmas dinner.
He arrived July third.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
I guess he wanted to be sure and get a seat.
Speaker 10 (08:00):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (08:00):
Your brother Hillard is home for the holidays from Barbara College.
Oh and last night, while your uncle Herman was asleep,
he shaved off his mustache and up her lips.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Oh some troubles.
Speaker 8 (08:16):
Your uncle says that as soon as Chillard comes down
from the Christmas tree, he is going to give him
a once over with a baseball bat.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Well, I don't blame on him.
Speaker 8 (08:26):
I forgot to tell you in my last letter the
junior had to stop taking piano lessons. Uh, the teacher
couldn't tell when his fingers were on the black keys.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Your mother's awfully funny tonight.
Speaker 8 (08:46):
No more news at present, except your father just came
in and wants me to be sure to thank Jack
for the mufflerry santem.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Oh that's all right, Mary, Tell I love.
Speaker 8 (08:54):
To everybody in a happy New Year from your mother
missus Livingston.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Wow, that was a very nice letter, oh Mary.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
When you answer your mother when you asked her if
she topped off their Christmas dinner with jello.
Speaker 8 (09:05):
Oh wait a minute, here's a ps funny You didn't
see it before it was under a blot, oh, I said, Uh,
tell Don Wills not to worry, as we have jello
every night.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
See Don, your father always asks for.
Speaker 8 (09:17):
The big red letters on the box, even though he
can't read.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Yeah, I have Don. Mary's mother saved you a little work.
Uh shucks.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Now, I won't have fundle after the next number.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Yeah, say Kenny. As long as my pal Phil isn't
here yet, you'll have to go into your song now.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Gee, Jack, I'm not supposed to sing until later.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Well Phil isn't here. You'll have to sing now, But
I'm not ready yet. Oh you're not a Well you'll
sing before I count ten, one, two, three, four five?
Speaker 8 (09:44):
Here he comes, ready again?
Speaker 6 (09:45):
Try to put a fast one O.
Speaker 7 (10:02):
So proper and fly upon this lovely night. We sit
here making foolish.
Speaker 12 (10:10):
Conversation on let's be ourselves tonight and take a shining
pride and take advantage of the situation.
Speaker 9 (10:24):
Farm on night is young, and you're so beautiful among
the shads, beautiful.
Speaker 10 (10:43):
Lay.
Speaker 7 (10:46):
Open your home. The scene is set, love zu seeing
of it?
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Can't you care?
Speaker 5 (10:59):
In fool?
Speaker 7 (11:00):
The spring of this lady?
Speaker 3 (11:05):
When who?
Speaker 7 (11:09):
When the ladies kiss?
Speaker 10 (11:13):
And evening is cool?
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Any dream is for miss.
Speaker 10 (11:19):
Father in bo All of is fine?
Speaker 13 (11:34):
Your so glamorous and defies team aver Amorrislady, What can
I do?
Speaker 10 (11:50):
But I come and him in a line.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
That was a knife is young and you are so beautiful?
Sung by Kenny Baker, accompanied by the Phil Harris Organization
without their sterling leader at the helm. Has Phil arrived yet? Done?
Speaker 6 (12:31):
No?
Speaker 14 (12:34):
Say Jack?
Speaker 8 (12:35):
Are you going to ball out Phil? For bingley?
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Ball them out?
Speaker 8 (12:37):
Yes? Like he used to before he brought you that watch.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Well, that watch has nothing to do with our renewed friendship.
I've always liked Phil. Of course there were times and
we didn't see things in the same life. But then
there are two sides to every watch. I mean question,
and furthermore, I don't want any more references to the
present Phil gave me? Is that? Yes?
Speaker 8 (13:00):
And what time is it?
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Don't be so smart? What's the matter Kenny?
Speaker 3 (13:09):
My new next time tickles me into the arms.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Oh, come in jellogram for tact Benny right here, son,
and stick to your own racket.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Who's it from?
Speaker 15 (13:25):
Jack?
Speaker 4 (13:25):
Well? Wait till I open it? What is this a
cheese cloth envelope?
Speaker 8 (13:32):
Better get glasses? That was your shirt?
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Oh hey, fellas, here's a lovely New Year's wire from
New York. It says, here's wishing you and your gang
a very happy New Year, Signed Fred Allen, Phil Baker,
Stoop Nagel and Bud Jessica Dragonette ruben Off and his violin,
Jack Pearl, the Easy Aces, Benny Ruben and the Hall
Johnson choir. Isn't that sweet? See? They must have all
(13:59):
chipped in to send.
Speaker 8 (13:59):
The Well I wonder who swung the deal.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
I'm surprised Ed Winn didn't get his name in there.
Speaker 8 (14:07):
He didn't have to. You just mentioned it.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
That's right there.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
That's right, hey Jack, Jack, Here comes Phil now Well,
Hello Phil, Zy Hi you, Paul.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Hello Jack. I'm terribly sorry. I'm late again, but I
forgot I was on the jell O program. Oh that's
all right, Phil. That could happen to anybody.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
See if it was me, I'd bet i'd get balled out.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Hey wait a minute, Kenny. Phil admitted he was late,
didn't he. That's what I like about him. He shows character.
Thanks Jack, Bill tells the truth, and I hold him
in the same high esteem as I do George Washington.
Speaker 8 (14:36):
Did he give you a watch too?
Speaker 4 (14:41):
And by the way, Phil, I want to thank you
again for that beautiful watch you gave me. Here. I
have showed her to everybody. Did you see it? Kenny?
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (14:47):
You saw? Don and Ah sure did.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
I've been showing it around like this all week. Oh boy,
you know Phil. The only thing that worries me is
I might lose it.
Speaker 8 (14:55):
He won't if he keeps up the payments.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Well he will. I'm not worried about that, say palsy. Yes, Wildsey,
you know, I feel quite embarrassed about the present I
gave you last Sunday. That's that curly iron, you know,
just a little oldie curling iron.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
What did you do?
Speaker 4 (15:22):
What did you do with it? Phil always swell. I
gave it to my cook to make pretzels. Well that's
a new twist. Oh well, anyway, I do want to
make up for it, So I got another gift for you.
Here it is Phil a beautiful muffler. Oh thanks, Jack,
But you didn't have to do that, or it's okay hmm.
And a card too, Merry Christmas from Aunt Molly. Oh
(15:43):
give me that call. Wait a minute, that I got
mixed up with I'm sorry, I just sort of got
mixed up there. Well, anyway, it's about time for a number.
What are you gonna play anything? You say, Jackie? No, no, Phil,
it's your orchestra and your choice. Well would you like
to hear a fine romance? What eyes? He billed it
out of the Ideal Loves Grand Yeah, I hope he
(16:05):
has to.
Speaker 6 (16:06):
Be over to his house for pretzels.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
The wrong current collection of Fine Romance laid by Phil
Harrison Orchestra's Fine a bunch of musicians as you can
shake a stick at you know, Phil, It's surprising the melody, rhythm,
and tone you can draw from that little baton. Do
you take baton lessons long?
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Now?
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Jack? I just picked it up. Well, you never believe it.
It's amazing. Really, it's my turn for compliments now, Jackie. Yeah,
you know I saw the preview of your new paramount
picture College Holiday. Oh did you how did you like
me as a college boys? Well? Jack, but you look
so young? I did. Uh?
Speaker 8 (18:31):
The old gray hair aint what it used to be? Oh?
Speaker 4 (18:38):
You you saw the picture too?
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Eh?
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Mary?
Speaker 8 (18:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (18:41):
How do you like my performance in it?
Speaker 8 (18:43):
Do you really want to know? No?
Speaker 4 (18:45):
And our ladies and gentlemen, we are going to continue.
Go away, Mary, we are going to continue with our
We're going to continue with our original Western serio. Buck
Benny Rides Again or Boy Meets Horse Again. I would
play the part of Sheriff Buck Benny as tough an
(19:06):
nombre has ever held up a pair of socks with
a garter snake. Quest it on you to night ball
a root and tooting hooting shootin' You said it. We
are still hot on the trail of Cactus face almurd
(19:28):
the outlaw who s told Frank Carson's cow. The scene
opens in the office of the Sheriff of Cactus County.
The time is eleven thirty pm New Year's Ease. But
don't set your watches, folks, is only in the play
curtains yousy Bonett of bone.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
There's the phone, Chriff, there's a phone, Sheriff.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Thanks, boys, only I could have figured that out myself. Hello,
Carriff offers, Oh hello, did I what's the trouble? Someone
throw your telephones? But what are you talking on now? Oh?
You never thought of that? Ah, well, think of that? Goodbye.
Must be celebrating a little early.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Say fuck this being New Year's Eve, or you're gonna
let the prisoners out for the night.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
Don't have to let them out last year. They ain't
back yet. Can't even crush your own crooks anymore out here?
Give me wow, Why, Deputy Baker? What's the matter?
Speaker 3 (20:34):
That turn back tie is a tickling again?
Speaker 4 (20:43):
For a minute I thought it was Cactus Bak. Now listen, Baker,
I sent you out on this trailer we could go
to get back those stolen cows. You find any clues?
Speaker 3 (20:50):
I found one? What was it a fine of milk
on my doorstep?
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Well that's very good evidence. Mark that exhibit A. I
can't I drink it already to find the beauty, say fuck.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
You know we're all invited over to Daisy Carson's house
to night to see the old year off.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
That's right, a better papy. He'll be celebrating plenty. He's
been down to Ice Mueller Saloon all week rehearsal.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
I saw him last night on Main Street.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
Yeah, where was he? Laying right by the fireplug, by
the fire plug age? You do anything about it?
Speaker 3 (21:22):
I give him a ticket.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Well you've seen your duty and you tagged it. My boys,
let's get over to Carson. Don't want to miss the festivity.
Come on, hey, Wilson and tie my horse and that microphone.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
I'm tired yourself.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
Don't get snooty to beauty or I'll shoot ee out.
Let's go here we are, boy, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hie
(22:11):
up the horses, boys, and put a little gin in
there old after all, it's New Year's de inside, Hello, eazy, Hello,
baggy pan. Well, gad you're never mind.
Speaker 16 (22:27):
Let it go, heydey, have some Christmas tree you got there, sure.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
Is all it up?
Speaker 8 (22:40):
Back, Pappy, it's cleansed in the other room.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Oh, Frank, happy New Year. Tame to you, Buck, Well,
it looks like the old year will be passing out,
pretty dude.
Speaker 8 (22:49):
If they don't hurry out happy, you'll beat it.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
Well, I ain't mister yet. Well, well, Frank Pierre's like
you had a nice Christmas. You hang up your stockings,
go dead buff What was in him in the morning?
I was I forgot to take them all.
Speaker 8 (23:06):
Well, don't come in the carlor bock where the crowd is.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
Okay, Daisy, my boys will be in in just a minute.
Speaker 10 (23:13):
Wee fellow, hor.
Speaker 8 (23:26):
I wanna thank you for that monthly you sent.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
Glad's all right, Flora Belle, Hey, Daisy, I see you
hired a band for tonight.
Speaker 8 (23:32):
Yes, I got the taxi. Senate decide he sent the Teton, Serenader,
Chick peese Archestry's.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
The nice tuxceedos. They're aware.
Speaker 8 (23:41):
The wrong with the shoes on is the leader.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
Well, I reckon, you're gonna be high hat once a year.
Speaker 17 (23:47):
Hello, fuck glad to see you well, Teavanny divine, you
old horn called you?
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Well, how are you being?
Speaker 17 (23:59):
And fine Bucks and By the way, I want to
thank you for that nice blanket you sent me.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Blanket that was a muffler.
Speaker 15 (24:07):
Well, my horse will never know the difference.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
Reckon.
Speaker 15 (24:11):
You're right, Buck, I got a little present for you too.
Speaker 5 (24:15):
I brought it with me.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
Well thanks.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
What you got there?
Speaker 17 (24:20):
Well, it's one of them new fangled alarm park it's
the latest invention. It is m been instead of ringing
you in the morning, not just you.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
Well that's mighty considerate things. Andy.
Speaker 15 (24:36):
Are you're welcome?
Speaker 6 (24:37):
Buck?
Speaker 2 (24:39):
What was that?
Speaker 8 (24:39):
There's a cappy job?
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Well, well that's too bad.
Speaker 11 (24:46):
And there go cappy.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
Well I reckon, we'll all be seeing them next year.
Speaker 8 (24:54):
Say Buck, do you want something to eat?
Speaker 4 (24:55):
Don't mind if adu Flora Belle, We'll try one of
these sandwiches.
Speaker 8 (24:58):
There's the latest thing in Hollywood.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
Yeah, what's in them?
Speaker 8 (25:00):
Salmon Salmond?
Speaker 4 (25:02):
Will I get on that one together?
Speaker 10 (25:06):
Here?
Speaker 4 (25:06):
By pat some paint, thanks Jesu. Hey, what's this women around?
Speaker 11 (25:10):
Its y'all gone?
Speaker 8 (25:11):
I told Pappy not to mix it in the gold
stakes box.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Hey, Daisy, know that you've got a band here? How
about little music fellows and some things? There?
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Where's my old paint?
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Turn? You started dazy. Okay, how about you pappy, get
up and see I can sing her from down here.
All right, boys, break up a two, Come on, fellas.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Swing it, hang da.
Speaker 14 (25:37):
When trouble trouble, you sing baby tonight, sing baby weather
A lot of no little birdies, don't you know?
Speaker 11 (25:56):
I say, like, oh my god, your next bay the ball.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
When trouble troubles, you sing baby do like a birdie.
Do things, baby, thank you? When cold winter con and
there are a lot of happiness, the poor little birdie said,
he but the tee treat trees.
Speaker 16 (26:25):
Take a deputy will uotos you know, a dish of
jello a day.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
He keeps me old mister gloom away.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Everybody like jello with those certain flavors.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
Don't swing while you eat your.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
Next handy with ruffle troubles to stream. Baby do like
the birdie, you sing baby old winner comes and they're
all out of come you, a little birdie said, But.
Speaker 15 (26:58):
There were.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Hold and wait a minute, hold everything all right?
Speaker 3 (27:36):
What happened?
Speaker 4 (27:40):
What happened is new year? Oh yes, well, friends, this
being nineteen thirty seven. I want to wish you all health,
wealth and prosper ay. And I want to say that
I'm running for Caroff again this year. No, am, I
stick to your own county. And why I do want
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to sing? Come in posso poster, Frank Carson, Hey, it's
for you, Frank, duck it down here.
Speaker 8 (28:13):
Oh, looks like a Christmas press.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Yeah, well, well what a beautiful cow hide traveling bag.
Are those your initials, Honna, Frank, No, that's the brand
of my cattle it is.
Speaker 14 (28:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (28:27):
Look there's a note on it.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
But who's it from?
Speaker 15 (28:30):
Well, there's from captains faint Elmer.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
Greeta Andy.
Speaker 15 (28:36):
Dear Frank, here's a Christmas present made from the high
of one of your own cows that I stole. A
Happy New Year to you. And that's a buck bending.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
I hope they're walnuts. I love them. Where's the postmark?
From Andy's Red Gold Canyon, Red Gut Canyon, Eighties Black
Wars hide Out. He is, well, New Year's are no
New Years. I'm going to get him this time, boy,
and I'm gonna bring him back generalize fuck then he
rides again.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
This will continue next Sunday night. We'll buck get tack
the space, We'll tap it, get off the floor.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
Will Andy be on our program? Listen in next Sunday Night. Remember,
same time, same place, and same plot.
Speaker 10 (29:32):
Play Boys.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Years, My common years may go, but the popularity of
chocolate pudding goes on forever.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Everybody likes it, and when it's.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Yellow chocolate pudding, it's even better likes than before because
yellow chocolate pudding tastes the way your grandmother's puddings used
to taste. It's boother, dreamier, more chocolate eve and as
simple as a DC to me. Just make the contents
of a package of yellow chocolate pudding with some milk
in the top of your double boiler, and after about
ten minutes the mixture will be thick and luscious satin smooth.
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Then let it cool and you're all ready to serve
a grand chocolate pudding mellow with the rich homemade flavor
that everyone loves so well. Don't let another day pass
without ordering some jell O chocolate pudding. It sells for
the same low price as jello, and there's enough in
one package for six delicious surveys. And if your grocer
hasn't any Jello chocolate pudding in stock, be sure he
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orders it for you.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
That was the last number of the hirteenth program in
the new Jello Series, Teddy Partner, and we'll be with
you again next Sunday night at the same time. Whoa
steady Partner? And once more you will hear buck Benny
rides a gas. Sorry, folks, has just fell off my horse.
I didn't think it was that funny. Good night, folks,
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Thank you.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
The tun Sag baby thing is from the picture of
the same name, A Fine Low Masters from Swing Time,
The Night is Young and the US So Beautiful is
from Kasomaniano.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
The Jello Program comes.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
To you from Hollywood over the Red network of a
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A FI Los Angeles.
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Please send your questions and comments to host at classiccomedyotr
dot com. Until next time. In the words of Bill Watterson,
letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.
Welcome to Classic Comedy of Old time Radio. I'm your
host ronic Leberger Jelo Again. If you've been around since
last Christmas, you'll remember that we aired a Jack Benny
show entitled an Old Fashioned Christmas on December twenty fifth,
(00:36):
twenty twenty four. We aired it out of sequence because
it was more appropriate to air it on Christmas Day
than to air it now in September. Now, in that show,
which if it had been aired in order, would fit
in this week, the feud between Jack Benny and Phil
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Harris gets resolved. What does not get resolved is how
Buck Benny recovers from getting shot. I don't know they
just forgot about that or what, but there is no
mention of it whatsoever. If you wish to listen to
that Christmas episode to refresh your memory, or if you've
not heard it yet, just go back to the podcast
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from December twenty fifth, twenty twenty four, and you can
listen to that Old Fashioned Christmas and then come back
and listen to today's episode. But if you remember all
about that episode from last Christmas, you can just listen
now to another episode of Buck Benny Rides Again, which
(01:40):
is coming our way. This episode entitled Buck Benny Rides
Again and Again is the two hundred and thirty eighth
Jack Benny Show and it originally aired on December twenty seven,
nineteen thirty six.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Heay the Tello starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston and
Phil Harrison his Orchestra. The Orchestrope is a program with
Hallelujah from hits today. Just a few more days now
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before we see the old year out and before we
usher in the new, Just a few more days to
decide on your New Year resolutions. And if you haven't
yet discovered what a wonderfully useful, truly delicious dessert Jello is,
I hope you'll make a resolution to try it. For
nineteen thirty seven, you can serve Jello in one hundred
and one different ways.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
You'll find each one.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Of them exceptionally enjoyable. For Jella not only brings variety
to your main us, it also brings the grand, refreshing
taste of frish fruit because all six of Jello's famous
flavors strawberry, raspberry, and cherry, orange, lemon and lime come
from real ripe fruit. So for better tasting, more satisfying
desserts throughout the New Year. Serve jello, and serve it often.
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But remember there is only one jello, and only jello
brings you that extra rich fruit flavor. When you want jello,
be sure you get the real thing. Always insist on
genuine jello.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
That was Hallelujah from Hit Today.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Christmas being over, we are
left with broken ornaments, tattered tinsel, burned out bulbs, and.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Jack Benny law. Again there's a Jack Benny talkie, a
fugitive from a n ash Can. Well, Don, you can
say anything you wanted today. I'm in a holiday mood
and nothing can upset me, not even that Christmas tie
you're wearing. Well, it is a little loud, isn't it
(04:02):
a little loud? Don? You could spill any one of
those six delicious flavors on it and they never show.
You should have gotten smoked glasses with it.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Oh, isn't that bad?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Jack?
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Why did you exchange it? I can't.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
My wife gave it to me.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Oh, your wife gave it?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Would she squawk?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Would she? She's louder than the tide. Well, then you
are in a spot. You just have to grin and
wear it.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Tell me Jack, did you get a lot of nice
presents this year?
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Well? Yes, in a way. Mary gave me a silk muffler,
My sister Florene sent me a woolen muffler, and then
I got some assorted mufflers from my aunt Molly. Oh
that's all yead. In fact, my neck had a very
merry Christmas. Wish I were a giraffe so I could
wear all my presents.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
That I did.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Now, what did you get from your dad or my father?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
And he gave me a check book and a fountain
pen touching, isn't it down?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Very I'm sending him a muffler. But you know, Don,
the only problem I had was picking out a gift
for Mary was that so yes, I didn't know what
to do. I was gonna I don't know, it takes
so long to have it made up. So I bought
her some handkerchief. Oh yeah, you can get those made
up pretty equation. But you know, down of all the
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presents I got, the one I like best is that
beautiful watch Phil Harris gave me. It is lovely, so
that reminds me Jack. Phil's late again tonight.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I think you should have got himself.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
A watch now, wait a minute, don you lay off
Field with those innuendos. He's my pal, and don't be
talking behind his back.
Speaker 7 (05:40):
But you used to.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Now.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Furthermore, if he comes in late, that's his business. I
get it. Yeah. Hello Jack, Hi a Kenny.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Say, how do you like this pretty necktime my girl
knitted for me?
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Well, it's very nice. When it's the first tie I've
ever seen with sleeves on, it is. It's the craziest
looking thing.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Well, she started out to knit a sweater but changed
her mind.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
That's a pretty stick pin you've got in it too.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
That's a needle. She forgot to take it out.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
What else did you get, Kenny?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Gee? I got one swell present?
Speaker 4 (06:15):
What was it?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
A pajama coat with two.
Speaker 8 (06:17):
Pair of pants? What? No?
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Vest No, no, I'm pretty rugged.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Oh good, Now you're the you're the type who can
take it.
Speaker 8 (06:32):
Hello Jack, Hello, Mary, Hello Don.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Hello, Murray, Hello, Dope.
Speaker 9 (06:36):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (06:38):
What have you got there?
Speaker 8 (06:39):
Married a letter to my mother? He had a wonderful Christmas.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Jack, she did well. Read it to us. Your mother
is always good for a laugh.
Speaker 8 (06:49):
Okay, Plainfield, New Jersey, Saturday, December twenty sixth, My dear
daughter married. No laughs yet, Well, it takes my little
time to get hot.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Oh well, go ahead.
Speaker 8 (07:03):
Uh, just a line to let you know that we
are all well and had a wonderful Christmas. I got
a lot of beautiful presents.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Uh Huh.
Speaker 8 (07:09):
Your father gave me a washing machine with a built
in radio. Uh isn't he thoughtful?
Speaker 10 (07:16):
M Uh?
Speaker 8 (07:18):
Right now I am walking through your father's underwear. Uh
while being Crosby is singing, soa gets in your eyes.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Well well, Uh, Sunday night, I.
Speaker 8 (07:34):
Am going to wash father's socks and listen to Jack.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
That's nice that she might have mentioned me before the socks.
Speaker 11 (07:42):
Quiet.
Speaker 8 (07:42):
Oh Uh, there's been a lot of excitement at the
house lately. Your uncle Herman was here for Christmas dinner.
He arrived July third.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
I guess he wanted to be sure and get a seat.
Speaker 10 (08:00):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (08:00):
Your brother Hillard is home for the holidays from Barbara College.
Oh and last night, while your uncle Herman was asleep,
he shaved off his mustache and up her lips.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Oh some troubles.
Speaker 8 (08:16):
Your uncle says that as soon as Chillard comes down
from the Christmas tree, he is going to give him
a once over with a baseball bat.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Well, I don't blame on him.
Speaker 8 (08:26):
I forgot to tell you in my last letter the
junior had to stop taking piano lessons. Uh, the teacher
couldn't tell when his fingers were on the black keys.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Your mother's awfully funny tonight.
Speaker 8 (08:46):
No more news at present, except your father just came
in and wants me to be sure to thank Jack
for the mufflerry santem.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Oh that's all right, Mary, Tell I love.
Speaker 8 (08:54):
To everybody in a happy New Year from your mother
missus Livingston.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Wow, that was a very nice letter, oh Mary.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
When you answer your mother when you asked her if
she topped off their Christmas dinner with jello.
Speaker 8 (09:05):
Oh wait a minute, here's a ps funny You didn't
see it before it was under a blot, oh, I said, Uh,
tell Don Wills not to worry, as we have jello
every night.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
See Don, your father always asks for.
Speaker 8 (09:17):
The big red letters on the box, even though he
can't read.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Yeah, I have Don. Mary's mother saved you a little work.
Uh shucks.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Now, I won't have fundle after the next number.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Yeah, say Kenny. As long as my pal Phil isn't
here yet, you'll have to go into your song now.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Gee, Jack, I'm not supposed to sing until later.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Well Phil isn't here. You'll have to sing now, But
I'm not ready yet. Oh you're not a Well you'll
sing before I count ten, one, two, three, four five?
Speaker 8 (09:44):
Here he comes, ready again?
Speaker 6 (09:45):
Try to put a fast one O.
Speaker 7 (10:02):
So proper and fly upon this lovely night. We sit
here making foolish.
Speaker 12 (10:10):
Conversation on let's be ourselves tonight and take a shining
pride and take advantage of the situation.
Speaker 9 (10:24):
Farm on night is young, and you're so beautiful among
the shads, beautiful.
Speaker 10 (10:43):
Lay.
Speaker 7 (10:46):
Open your home. The scene is set, love zu seeing
of it?
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Can't you care?
Speaker 5 (10:59):
In fool?
Speaker 7 (11:00):
The spring of this lady?
Speaker 3 (11:05):
When who?
Speaker 7 (11:09):
When the ladies kiss?
Speaker 10 (11:13):
And evening is cool?
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Any dream is for miss.
Speaker 10 (11:19):
Father in bo All of is fine?
Speaker 13 (11:34):
Your so glamorous and defies team aver Amorrislady, What can
I do?
Speaker 10 (11:50):
But I come and him in a line.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
That was a knife is young and you are so beautiful?
Sung by Kenny Baker, accompanied by the Phil Harris Organization
without their sterling leader at the helm. Has Phil arrived yet? Done?
Speaker 6 (12:31):
No?
Speaker 14 (12:34):
Say Jack?
Speaker 8 (12:35):
Are you going to ball out Phil? For bingley?
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Ball them out?
Speaker 8 (12:37):
Yes? Like he used to before he brought you that watch.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Well, that watch has nothing to do with our renewed friendship.
I've always liked Phil. Of course there were times and
we didn't see things in the same life. But then
there are two sides to every watch. I mean question,
and furthermore, I don't want any more references to the
present Phil gave me? Is that? Yes?
Speaker 8 (13:00):
And what time is it?
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Don't be so smart? What's the matter Kenny?
Speaker 3 (13:09):
My new next time tickles me into the arms.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Oh, come in jellogram for tact Benny right here, son,
and stick to your own racket.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Who's it from?
Speaker 15 (13:25):
Jack?
Speaker 4 (13:25):
Well? Wait till I open it? What is this a
cheese cloth envelope?
Speaker 8 (13:32):
Better get glasses? That was your shirt?
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Oh hey, fellas, here's a lovely New Year's wire from
New York. It says, here's wishing you and your gang
a very happy New Year, Signed Fred Allen, Phil Baker,
Stoop Nagel and Bud Jessica Dragonette ruben Off and his violin,
Jack Pearl, the Easy Aces, Benny Ruben and the Hall
Johnson choir. Isn't that sweet? See? They must have all
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chipped in to send.
Speaker 8 (13:59):
The Well I wonder who swung the deal.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
I'm surprised Ed Winn didn't get his name in there.
Speaker 8 (14:07):
He didn't have to. You just mentioned it.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
That's right there.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
That's right, hey Jack, Jack, Here comes Phil now Well,
Hello Phil, Zy Hi you, Paul.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Hello Jack. I'm terribly sorry. I'm late again, but I
forgot I was on the jell O program. Oh that's
all right, Phil. That could happen to anybody.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
See if it was me, I'd bet i'd get balled out.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Hey wait a minute, Kenny. Phil admitted he was late,
didn't he. That's what I like about him. He shows character.
Thanks Jack, Bill tells the truth, and I hold him
in the same high esteem as I do George Washington.
Speaker 8 (14:36):
Did he give you a watch too?
Speaker 4 (14:41):
And by the way, Phil, I want to thank you
again for that beautiful watch you gave me. Here. I
have showed her to everybody. Did you see it? Kenny?
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (14:47):
You saw? Don and Ah sure did.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
I've been showing it around like this all week. Oh boy,
you know Phil. The only thing that worries me is
I might lose it.
Speaker 8 (14:55):
He won't if he keeps up the payments.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Well he will. I'm not worried about that, say palsy. Yes, Wildsey,
you know, I feel quite embarrassed about the present I
gave you last Sunday. That's that curly iron, you know,
just a little oldie curling iron.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
What did you do?
Speaker 4 (15:22):
What did you do with it? Phil always swell. I
gave it to my cook to make pretzels. Well that's
a new twist. Oh well, anyway, I do want to
make up for it, So I got another gift for you.
Here it is Phil a beautiful muffler. Oh thanks, Jack,
But you didn't have to do that, or it's okay hmm.
And a card too, Merry Christmas from Aunt Molly. Oh
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give me that call. Wait a minute, that I got
mixed up with I'm sorry, I just sort of got
mixed up there. Well, anyway, it's about time for a number.
What are you gonna play anything? You say, Jackie? No, no, Phil,
it's your orchestra and your choice. Well would you like
to hear a fine romance? What eyes? He billed it
out of the Ideal Loves Grand Yeah, I hope he
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has to.
Speaker 6 (16:06):
Be over to his house for pretzels.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
The wrong current collection of Fine Romance laid by Phil
Harrison Orchestra's Fine a bunch of musicians as you can
shake a stick at you know, Phil, It's surprising the melody, rhythm,
and tone you can draw from that little baton. Do
you take baton lessons long?
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Now?
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Jack? I just picked it up. Well, you never believe it.
It's amazing. Really, it's my turn for compliments now, Jackie. Yeah,
you know I saw the preview of your new paramount
picture College Holiday. Oh did you how did you like
me as a college boys? Well? Jack, but you look
so young? I did. Uh?
Speaker 8 (18:31):
The old gray hair aint what it used to be? Oh?
Speaker 4 (18:38):
You you saw the picture too?
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Eh?
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Mary?
Speaker 8 (18:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (18:41):
How do you like my performance in it?
Speaker 8 (18:43):
Do you really want to know? No?
Speaker 4 (18:45):
And our ladies and gentlemen, we are going to continue.
Go away, Mary, we are going to continue with our
We're going to continue with our original Western serio. Buck
Benny Rides Again or Boy Meets Horse Again. I would
play the part of Sheriff Buck Benny as tough an
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nombre has ever held up a pair of socks with
a garter snake. Quest it on you to night ball
a root and tooting hooting shootin' You said it. We
are still hot on the trail of Cactus face almurd
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the outlaw who s told Frank Carson's cow. The scene
opens in the office of the Sheriff of Cactus County.
The time is eleven thirty pm New Year's Ease. But
don't set your watches, folks, is only in the play
curtains yousy Bonett of bone.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
There's the phone, Chriff, there's a phone, Sheriff.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Thanks, boys, only I could have figured that out myself. Hello,
Carriff offers, Oh hello, did I what's the trouble? Someone
throw your telephones? But what are you talking on now? Oh?
You never thought of that? Ah, well, think of that? Goodbye.
Must be celebrating a little early.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Say fuck this being New Year's Eve, or you're gonna
let the prisoners out for the night.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
Don't have to let them out last year. They ain't
back yet. Can't even crush your own crooks anymore out here?
Give me wow, Why, Deputy Baker? What's the matter?
Speaker 3 (20:34):
That turn back tie is a tickling again?
Speaker 4 (20:43):
For a minute I thought it was Cactus Bak. Now listen, Baker,
I sent you out on this trailer we could go
to get back those stolen cows. You find any clues?
Speaker 3 (20:50):
I found one? What was it a fine of milk
on my doorstep?
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Well that's very good evidence. Mark that exhibit A. I
can't I drink it already to find the beauty, say fuck.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
You know we're all invited over to Daisy Carson's house
to night to see the old year off.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
That's right, a better papy. He'll be celebrating plenty. He's
been down to Ice Mueller Saloon all week rehearsal.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
I saw him last night on Main Street.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
Yeah, where was he? Laying right by the fireplug, by
the fire plug age? You do anything about it?
Speaker 3 (21:22):
I give him a ticket.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Well you've seen your duty and you tagged it. My boys,
let's get over to Carson. Don't want to miss the festivity.
Come on, hey, Wilson and tie my horse and that microphone.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
I'm tired yourself.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
Don't get snooty to beauty or I'll shoot ee out.
Let's go here we are, boy, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hie
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up the horses, boys, and put a little gin in
there old after all, it's New Year's de inside, Hello, eazy, Hello,
baggy pan. Well, gad you're never mind.
Speaker 16 (22:27):
Let it go, heydey, have some Christmas tree you got there, sure.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
Is all it up?
Speaker 8 (22:40):
Back, Pappy, it's cleansed in the other room.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Oh, Frank, happy New Year. Tame to you, Buck, Well,
it looks like the old year will be passing out,
pretty dude.
Speaker 8 (22:49):
If they don't hurry out happy, you'll beat it.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
Well, I ain't mister yet. Well, well, Frank Pierre's like
you had a nice Christmas. You hang up your stockings,
go dead buff What was in him in the morning?
I was I forgot to take them all.
Speaker 8 (23:06):
Well, don't come in the carlor bock where the crowd is.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
Okay, Daisy, my boys will be in in just a minute.
Speaker 10 (23:13):
Wee fellow, hor.
Speaker 8 (23:26):
I wanna thank you for that monthly you sent.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
Glad's all right, Flora Belle, Hey, Daisy, I see you
hired a band for tonight.
Speaker 8 (23:32):
Yes, I got the taxi. Senate decide he sent the Teton, Serenader,
Chick peese Archestry's.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
The nice tuxceedos. They're aware.
Speaker 8 (23:41):
The wrong with the shoes on is the leader.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
Well, I reckon, you're gonna be high hat once a year.
Speaker 17 (23:47):
Hello, fuck glad to see you well, Teavanny divine, you
old horn called you?
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Well, how are you being?
Speaker 17 (23:59):
And fine Bucks and By the way, I want to
thank you for that nice blanket you sent me.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Blanket that was a muffler.
Speaker 15 (24:07):
Well, my horse will never know the difference.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
Reckon.
Speaker 15 (24:11):
You're right, Buck, I got a little present for you too.
Speaker 5 (24:15):
I brought it with me.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
Well thanks.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
What you got there?
Speaker 17 (24:20):
Well, it's one of them new fangled alarm park it's
the latest invention. It is m been instead of ringing
you in the morning, not just you.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
Well that's mighty considerate things. Andy.
Speaker 15 (24:36):
Are you're welcome?
Speaker 6 (24:37):
Buck?
Speaker 2 (24:39):
What was that?
Speaker 8 (24:39):
There's a cappy job?
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Well, well that's too bad.
Speaker 11 (24:46):
And there go cappy.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
Well I reckon, we'll all be seeing them next year.
Speaker 8 (24:54):
Say Buck, do you want something to eat?
Speaker 4 (24:55):
Don't mind if adu Flora Belle, We'll try one of
these sandwiches.
Speaker 8 (24:58):
There's the latest thing in Hollywood.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
Yeah, what's in them?
Speaker 8 (25:00):
Salmon Salmond?
Speaker 4 (25:02):
Will I get on that one together?
Speaker 10 (25:06):
Here?
Speaker 4 (25:06):
By pat some paint, thanks Jesu. Hey, what's this women around?
Speaker 11 (25:10):
Its y'all gone?
Speaker 8 (25:11):
I told Pappy not to mix it in the gold
stakes box.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Hey, Daisy, know that you've got a band here? How
about little music fellows and some things? There?
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Where's my old paint?
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Turn? You started dazy. Okay, how about you pappy, get
up and see I can sing her from down here.
All right, boys, break up a two, Come on, fellas.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Swing it, hang da.
Speaker 14 (25:37):
When trouble trouble, you sing baby tonight, sing baby weather
A lot of no little birdies, don't you know?
Speaker 11 (25:56):
I say, like, oh my god, your next bay the ball.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
When trouble troubles, you sing baby do like a birdie.
Do things, baby, thank you? When cold winter con and
there are a lot of happiness, the poor little birdie said,
he but the tee treat trees.
Speaker 16 (26:25):
Take a deputy will uotos you know, a dish of
jello a day.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
He keeps me old mister gloom away.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Everybody like jello with those certain flavors.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
Don't swing while you eat your.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
Next handy with ruffle troubles to stream. Baby do like
the birdie, you sing baby old winner comes and they're
all out of come you, a little birdie said, But.
Speaker 15 (26:58):
There were.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Hold and wait a minute, hold everything all right?
Speaker 3 (27:36):
What happened?
Speaker 4 (27:40):
What happened is new year? Oh yes, well, friends, this
being nineteen thirty seven. I want to wish you all health,
wealth and prosper ay. And I want to say that
I'm running for Caroff again this year. No, am, I
stick to your own county. And why I do want
(28:00):
to sing? Come in posso poster, Frank Carson, Hey, it's
for you, Frank, duck it down here.
Speaker 8 (28:13):
Oh, looks like a Christmas press.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Yeah, well, well what a beautiful cow hide traveling bag.
Are those your initials, Honna, Frank, No, that's the brand
of my cattle it is.
Speaker 14 (28:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (28:27):
Look there's a note on it.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
But who's it from?
Speaker 15 (28:30):
Well, there's from captains faint Elmer.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
Greeta Andy.
Speaker 15 (28:36):
Dear Frank, here's a Christmas present made from the high
of one of your own cows that I stole. A
Happy New Year to you. And that's a buck bending.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
I hope they're walnuts. I love them. Where's the postmark?
From Andy's Red Gold Canyon, Red Gut Canyon, Eighties Black
Wars hide Out. He is, well, New Year's are no
New Years. I'm going to get him this time, boy,
and I'm gonna bring him back generalize fuck then he
rides again.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
This will continue next Sunday night. We'll buck get tack
the space, We'll tap it, get off the floor.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
Will Andy be on our program? Listen in next Sunday Night. Remember,
same time, same place, and same plot.
Speaker 10 (29:32):
Play Boys.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Years, My common years may go, but the popularity of
chocolate pudding goes on forever.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Everybody likes it, and when it's.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Yellow chocolate pudding, it's even better likes than before because
yellow chocolate pudding tastes the way your grandmother's puddings used
to taste. It's boother, dreamier, more chocolate eve and as
simple as a DC to me. Just make the contents
of a package of yellow chocolate pudding with some milk
in the top of your double boiler, and after about
ten minutes the mixture will be thick and luscious satin smooth.
(30:07):
Then let it cool and you're all ready to serve
a grand chocolate pudding mellow with the rich homemade flavor
that everyone loves so well. Don't let another day pass
without ordering some jell O chocolate pudding. It sells for
the same low price as jello, and there's enough in
one package for six delicious surveys. And if your grocer
hasn't any Jello chocolate pudding in stock, be sure he
(30:28):
orders it for you.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
That was the last number of the hirteenth program in
the new Jello Series, Teddy Partner, and we'll be with
you again next Sunday night at the same time. Whoa
steady Partner? And once more you will hear buck Benny
rides a gas. Sorry, folks, has just fell off my horse.
I didn't think it was that funny. Good night, folks,
(31:01):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
The tun Sag baby thing is from the picture of
the same name, A Fine Low Masters from Swing Time,
The Night is Young and the US So Beautiful is
from Kasomaniano.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
The Jello Program comes.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
To you from Hollywood over the Red network of a
national broadcasting company.
Speaker 5 (31:24):
A FI Los Angeles.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Please send your questions and comments to host at classiccomedyotr
dot com. Until next time. In the words of Bill Watterson,
letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.
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