September 12, 2025 • 30 mins
Jello again. Jack and the gang kick off 1937 with another episode of Buck Benny Rides Again.
Episode 239 of The Jack Benny Show. The program originally aired on on January 3, 1937.
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Speaker 1 (00:16):
Welcome to classic comedy of old time radio. I'm your
host Ron Ecklberger. Jelo Again, Jack and the Gang kick
off nineteen thirty seven with another episode of Buck Benny
Rides Again. This episode is entitled More Buck Binny and
it is the two hundred and thirty ninth Jack Benny Show.
(00:40):
It originally aired on January three, nineteen thirty seven.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Day.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
The Jello Program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston and
Phil Harris and his orchestra, The Orchest Robinson Program with
one in a Million from the picture of the same name,
(01:13):
Rain or Shine. I always plan to have Sunday Nights
suffer at home. That's one of our.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
American cousins that I wouldn't pass up for.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Anything in the world, and especially when supper is popped
off by.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
A great, gleaming dish of jello.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Jello is certainly a swell way to end a swell day.
That famous true fruit flavor always hits the spot because
each of Jello's six delicious flavors comes from fresh ripe fruit.
Whether you serve strawberry, raspberry, cherry, orange, lemon, or lime,
you'll always appreciate Jello's extra rich fruit flavor. But remember,
(01:46):
jello is the only gelatine dessert that has that extra
rich fruit flavor, So just be sure you get the
real thing. Always ask for genuine jello. That was one
(02:24):
of a million played by Phil Harrison his orchestra. And now,
ladies and gentlemen, we bring you that.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
A hold of a minute, dome geor Jake, Sure, what
is it? Well, this being the first program of the
new year, I think you ought to inaugurate it by
giving me a nice, friendly introduction. Of course, you know
what I mean. Done, not too mushy, but something with
a little dignity to it. You know, I'm tired of
starting out each week with a strike against me.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Why certainly, certainly, Jack, I'll be glad.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
To Thanks Don, go ahead, and now, ladies and gentlemen,
we bring you that soul without a blemish, Well that
rolls without a form, that germ without a flaw. That's gem.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, Jem's that gem without a flaw.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Jack Benny, Hell, oh yeah, this is Jack Benny talking.
And thanks Don for two thirds of that introduction. I
might have known that you'd start the new year wrong.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
I'm sorry, Jack, but the temptation was too great.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Oh, that's all right down. Happy new Year anyway, and
may all your troubles be colossal.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
The same to you, Jack, the same to you and
many of them.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
By the way, Don, did I say happy New Year?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Well, cancel it, thanks and just ignoremine. Well we're off
to a night lousy start. But no getting down. We're
still good friends, and we have had a lot of fun,
haven't we, Yes.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Sir, and I hope the new year would be just
as pleasant. We certainly have had some great times together
on this program.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
We sure have done laughing, talking and cutting each other's throats. Ah,
but it was great fun.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Come in, Benny, Yes, I want to take this opportunity
of wishing you and your company very very happy new year.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Well, and who are you? I'm fine, Thank you, goodbye?
Hell Don a neighborly fellow, wasn't he?
Speaker 7 (04:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Yes, oh Jack, I meant to ask you what did
you do?
Speaker 8 (04:26):
Hello seller?
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Hello Mary?
Speaker 5 (04:28):
What was that done?
Speaker 4 (04:29):
I meant to ask you what did you do New
Year's Eve?
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Oh? I had a pretty good time. I was over
at the Trocadero with Phil Harris. I had a girl too,
did you Yeah, my father got her for me. But
you should have been at the trock down. It was
a great night and a very good tenor too dinner
ten dollars a plate.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Ten dollars a play. Well, what did they serve?
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Well? It was a real New Year's Eve dinner, including
one olive, one lamb chop, one red balloon, and a
double portion of confetti. What'd you do New Year's Eve? Done?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Nothing much, Jack.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
The only exciting thing that I did was well, at
twelve o'clock I rang in a false fire alarm.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Why done? That's against the law. Were you drinking?
Speaker 4 (05:09):
No?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
But I just couldn't resist the big red letters on
the box.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Well, well, then that that explains it.
Speaker 8 (05:18):
Hello, Mary, Wait a minute, didn't I say that before? Yes, Dinah,
two of my pages are stuck together.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
We'll tear him apart and let's get going. What did
you do New Year's Eve? Mary?
Speaker 8 (05:29):
I had some fun. I stayed out until eleven o'clock.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Eleven o'clock and fine, New Year's doesn't start until twelve.
Speaker 8 (05:37):
Well, I wasn't gonna wait all night, Oh Jack, I
saw you and fell at the truck of the Arrol
did and say that was an awfully cute girl.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Phil was with and that was my girl. Even though
she did dance with Phil all evening, she was still
my girl. Officially.
Speaker 8 (05:54):
I didn't still bring a girl for himself.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
He didn't have to, at least that was my experience.
Speaker 8 (06:01):
I see, he gives you a watch for Christmas, and
you give him your girl for New Year's.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Yeah. I was tired anyway, and Bill was so considerate.
You know, he even took my girl home for me.
They I want to speak to him.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
About that, Oh Jack, Now, don't start another argument.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
I'm not going to. I just want to split the
cab fare with him. After all, it was my girl.
Hey Philthy, Yes, Jackie, I see you're here right on
time tonight. How'd you get here so early?
Speaker 4 (06:25):
I underslept?
Speaker 5 (06:26):
Oh? Well, anyway, Phil, I want to thank you for
taking my girl home New Year's Eve?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Oh she was?
Speaker 5 (06:32):
I mean that was all right? Well, I insist on
paying half the cab fair Never mind, Jack, she paid
your half. LA's all right? Then, come in, mister Benny.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Yes, I want to take this opportunity of pushing you
and your company very very happy New Year.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Well you said that before, Well this time I mean it. Goodbye,
That's what I get for broadcasting in a hallway.
Speaker 8 (07:07):
Oh, Jack, that reminds me of something.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
What here?
Speaker 8 (07:09):
It is nineteen thirty seven, and I forgot to write
a poem about it.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Oh did you hear that? Fella? Oh? Did you hear that? Audience?
It's too bad, Mary, But I.
Speaker 8 (07:23):
Can have one in a minute. Is there a typewriter here?
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Yes, right over there.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Mary.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Oh, we'll go ahead and write one, Mary, and take
about an hour on it. You know, we want a
good poem.
Speaker 8 (07:32):
Don't worry, A livingstone always comes through.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Hmm. Don't ruck it, Mary, don't rock it.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
While Mary is struggling with her latest brainchild, let me
tell you about jello. It's the most popular dessert on
the market today because it's not only inexpensive but easy
to make. It has that new extra rich frish fruit flavor.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
And remember, John, not so loud.
Speaker 8 (07:52):
I'm trying to concentrate.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Pardon me, Mary, and remember it comes in sixty delicious
flavors strawberry, raspberry, cherry, orange, lions.
Speaker 9 (08:01):
Oh you're coming along with your poem, Mary, Come in.
Speaker 7 (08:06):
Mister Benny.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
Yes, I want to take this opportunity of wishing you
and your company very.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
Very Oh you again, what are you whispering about?
Speaker 6 (08:14):
I'm ashamed to be on this program?
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Well, why not playfel.
Speaker 10 (09:44):
I still.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
Sa That was? That was under the spell of the
(10:13):
voodoo drums, played by the orchestra with Mary at the
typewriter and conducted by Phil Harris, who got my girl
but not my goal Bill. That was really beautiful. Yeah,
wasn't she? I mean the number you just played?
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Oh that?
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (10:26):
Jack? I got my poem Pennish And.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
Now, ladies and gentlemen, this being go away married?
Speaker 8 (10:32):
I want to read it?
Speaker 5 (10:33):
Oh all right, I guess we're in for it. Boys.
You mind if I go out for smoke? Jack? No,
you stay right here? You too done. I've got to stay.
Oh what's the what's the title of your poem? Mary?
Speaker 8 (10:44):
Oh you nineteen thirty seven?
Speaker 5 (10:48):
Well that's that sounds promising.
Speaker 8 (10:50):
Go ahead, nineteen thirty seven, Oh, nineteen thirty seven? Where
have you been all these years? And when did you
leave heaven?
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Starting out? Good?
Speaker 8 (11:07):
What have you in store for us? What will the
future be for Jack? And Phil and Kenny and Don
and me and me and me?
Speaker 5 (11:16):
You're a little selfish there, aunt you? Mary?
Speaker 8 (11:19):
Well? I wrote it? Oh, I'll continue, will all the
girls still like Phil Harris, Will Bucket, Tata faith, who cares?
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Who cares?
Speaker 7 (11:30):
Not me or me or me or me?
Speaker 8 (11:34):
Will Wilson do our advertising about that? You know? So advertising?
Will Jack another picture made? Or will they catch on
that he's a fake?
Speaker 5 (11:47):
That'll be so critical?
Speaker 9 (11:48):
Please?
Speaker 8 (11:49):
Will our sponsors say our friends? Or will this new
year be the end? Will Kenny's boys sound just as
rich as in nineteen thirty six?
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Thirty six.
Speaker 8 (12:03):
Johnet typewriter, So don't feel sad and don't feel blue.
You'll get jess what's coming to you unhappiness and sure
will be for you and me.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
And me and me.
Speaker 8 (12:15):
I knew that, oh you nineteen thirty seven? Well that's
all I thank you?
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Well Mary, That hone did show a little thought.
Speaker 7 (12:31):
Oh sir, Happy new Year?
Speaker 5 (12:38):
Hello Kenny? What's the big idea?
Speaker 7 (12:40):
I brought my girl on my horn from New Year's Eve?
Speaker 5 (12:42):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (12:44):
Ain't the horn swirreled?
Speaker 5 (12:46):
Sure is?
Speaker 7 (12:47):
My girl is pretty too? Do you remember Lena?
Speaker 5 (12:49):
Oh? Certainly, Hello Lena.
Speaker 9 (12:51):
She wants to say Happy New Year to you. Jack,
Go ahead, sugar face, Well the same to.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
You and many others saying Hey, Kenny, your girl or
really your your girl must like me, Kenny. She comes
up to see me quite.
Speaker 9 (13:08):
Often, and she likes you in your new paramount picture
College holiday too?
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Oh did you Lina?
Speaker 8 (13:12):
Yeah, you're a regular broken down table.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
Bang. So you get rid of together New Year's Eve?
Did you have any fun?
Speaker 7 (13:20):
Sure?
Speaker 9 (13:21):
I laughed and danced and one time I poured confetti
down Lena's bag?
Speaker 5 (13:24):
He did?
Speaker 7 (13:25):
Yeah, then she laughed and dance.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
Oh why Kenny such actions?
Speaker 8 (13:32):
Maybe he's a cave man. Oh, he's a terror without
the tea.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
Well, Kenny, you got here just in time to sing
your number? Wanna hear him sing? Lena?
Speaker 8 (13:44):
Yeah? Can I sit on your lap?
Speaker 5 (13:46):
Sure? Do you mind? Kenny?
Speaker 10 (13:48):
No?
Speaker 7 (13:48):
Hold my horn too?
Speaker 5 (13:50):
Okay, what are you going to sing? Kenny?
Speaker 9 (13:52):
The sweetheart waltz from College Holidays and a dedicated to.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
My girl.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
Mary?
Speaker 8 (14:00):
Yeah, even Kenny doesn't deserve that.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
How would you feel a confetti down your back? Saint Kenny?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
All for hell or more than we on the floor.
We'll pretend that we're.
Speaker 11 (14:29):
All all.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
While dancing in time. Let our hearts be in rhyme with.
Speaker 7 (14:40):
A Mailey.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
And long.
Speaker 10 (14:48):
We wait head so long for our ta favorite song
for the song?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Have we fall so last your head on my shoulder.
Speaker 10 (15:07):
While we dance sweet hot, louse your eyes and drift
to paradise, and I could get a level pay until
the music pays away. D will be true, But if
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I only knew will be mine when the mule for.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
My heart would pride from m at the end of
me heart, at the end of all.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
What happened? What happened? Kenny? You just sang your song?
Speaker 7 (16:29):
Oh thanks everybody.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
That was Sweetheart Waltz sung by Kenny Baker who didn't
know what he was doing. But that was really great,
Kenny considering. Thanks, mister b You're welcome. Mister B and
D and D and D be quiet and now, ladies
and gentlemen, is our feature attraction. Tonight we are going
to offer the next installment of our original Western serials
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entitled Buck Benny Rides Again or his top Row Worried Again.
I will play the part of Sheriff Buck Bennie as
tough an nombree, as ever shaved himself with a razorback off.
The Bob Burns is listening in. I only borrow that joke.
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A baton tacken ratting, scatting, lacking from Manhattan that's Latin.
As you may remember, at the end of last week's episode,
while writing in pursuit of Cactus Face Elmer the Outlaw,
I unfortunately met with a slight accident that as I
fell off my horse and broke my neck. See. So
the action of tonight's play takes place in the Cactus
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Center combined hospital, general store, and post office, a mighty
pretty building. This will go on immediately after the next number.
So a play something, Phil and give me a chance
to dash over to the hospital and jump into bed.
Speaker 11 (17:49):
You know, dam.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
That was Laura Alive from part of My English, played
by old Pappy Harris, who just laid down a baton
for a bottle of brandy. He'll be following the baton
any minute. And now for our play, Buck Benny rides
again the scene Taxus Center, hospital, general store and post office.
I'm in bed now, folks, hurtain theme song, God gun
(20:11):
Bom dumb oh.
Speaker 8 (20:19):
Hello, hospital store and Pope missus Jones is getting along fine,
butter is forty cents a pound and there's no mail
for you. Goodbye. Well, I guess fast killing green birds
with one phone.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
Oh, nurse, nurse, what are bad? These are the worst
springs i've ever seen.
Speaker 8 (20:43):
Well, the winners have been bad too.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
M fine, nurse, where's my horse.
Speaker 8 (20:48):
Right alongside of you?
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (20:50):
Hello? Pardon m M. Sounds sounds like a slight fever.
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My deputy Sheriff's an't been here yet, have they Nope?
Speaker 8 (21:12):
But I guess they'll be along soon. Come in. Good morning,
boy morning.
Speaker 9 (21:19):
Give me a two cent stamp and ice cream corn
house box.
Speaker 8 (21:24):
Here you are here? You are not so good?
Speaker 5 (21:28):
Thanks?
Speaker 9 (21:28):
Thanks, and see that's too bad.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
Got the comedy boys and say hello to me.
Speaker 8 (21:34):
Hi Sheriff, Hi shir Hia Sheriff.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Three smart girls boys. Any news on Cactus.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Phase, Well, we were out looking for him this morning
and found his clothes down by.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
The river bay.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
Either committed suicide or took a bath. Most likely suicide.
Ain't the bathing type. What'd you do with a suit
we're wearinger? Well, boys, the next time you share a suit,
you better find one with two pair of pants. Deputy Baker,
you're a disgrace running around like that. What's the matter, Nurse,
I just put my glasses on better scram boy, especially
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you Baker.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
Don't I get to talk about jello?
Speaker 5 (22:22):
Not today?
Speaker 8 (22:22):
Deputy Along, How are you feeling now, Buck?
Speaker 5 (22:29):
Much better? Nurse, I'm coming along past.
Speaker 8 (22:31):
Well, slow down, I need to.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
Work, okay, come in well?
Speaker 8 (22:43):
Hello, Dzy Hello, tall, dark and dead looking.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
Well, gad, you don't exactly look like you ought to
buy more than one dress at a time. Come come back,
I'll see.
Speaker 8 (22:58):
Can the compliments box care? I brought your basket of
fresh eggs.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
Thanks. Wait a minute, there's no eggs in this basket
or just your pet hands. Give a time, boy, Well,
daisy's speaking of eggs. Where's your pappy?
Speaker 8 (23:13):
He's down to night Mully Saloon and getting boiled.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
You know, Daisy or Pappy's going to get in trouble
with his actions. I'm surprised Sobey punched him in the nose.
Speaker 8 (23:22):
They can't. It's always behind a jug.
Speaker 5 (23:26):
I believe he's got something there. Us. The old rascal
had been doing lately. Well.
Speaker 8 (23:31):
The other night when he came home, he stood down
the chimney.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
Oh, still playing Santa claud E.
Speaker 8 (23:36):
Nope, we couldn't find the door. Well here Tom's pappy.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
Now, well he found that one. Hello Frank, Hello, Buck.
Seems kind of funny you laying down and me standing up.
Nice rhythm there, listen, Frank, put that gag over. What's
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the idea of crashing in here like that? Ain't you
never been in the hospital before. I sure I was
here last fall to have my tonsils and pink elephants
taken out. Oh that's too bad.
Speaker 8 (24:18):
Yeah, the tonsils has gone permanent.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
That's good.
Speaker 8 (24:23):
Excuse me, folks, but I gotta take the sheriff's temperature here. Buck,
put this thermomon in your.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
Mouth, Chucks, nurse. Those things are a faith eight three
of them this morning. Didn't do me a bit of good.
Speaker 8 (24:33):
Well, you should have chewed them. I think you're running
a little fever.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
Buck, What are you laughing at, Daz?
Speaker 8 (24:41):
Buck? Fever?
Speaker 5 (24:45):
Daz? You're plumb giddy today. Who's there at the dark time?
Speaker 8 (24:50):
Will come in?
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (24:53):
You bought Banny? That's me? Are you a doctor? I'm
not a fendan sir.
Speaker 12 (25:00):
Here's my car physis, and but my patients say about
me is a lot.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
You can see that, God, doctor C F. Schmettiner, m
D Well, what's the what's the m D for saddles? MD? Saddles?
I see, well, I didn't know you were my doctor.
I've been woking on you every morning for a week. Oh,
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I thought you were making the bed. But really the
matter with me? Doc?
Speaker 12 (25:39):
Well, my diagnosis is you got a cute tamtabilia set
in a concoursion.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
What does that mean? Doc?
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (25:47):
If I knew that I could kill you, that's fine.
That is my medicine. Kid. I must have left it someplace.
I didn't see it.
Speaker 12 (25:57):
Well, open your mouth, I thought, So what's the matter, Doc?
Speaker 5 (26:01):
It's nothing there Now, I quit fooling around. I got
a broken neck. Then I'm muffler. Who'll see it? I
don't need a muffler. I'm wearing a hospital nightgown.
Speaker 12 (26:12):
Now let me feel your post fooks see give me
your rea is here? Well, well, what's the matter, doc?
Can you stand by shot? Yes, you're dead? Goodbye?
Speaker 8 (26:28):
Oh doctor, wait for me. I want to ask you something.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
Say Buck, didn't that doctor looks familiar to you?
Speaker 5 (26:33):
Knowledge you mention of Frank? He sure did? I think
his beard was on a little crooked what's the name
on that card? Doctor? C F? Schmehiner c F? That
could be captus face?
Speaker 4 (26:44):
Sure could?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (26:45):
Look?
Speaker 8 (26:45):
Fuck? The doctor gave me this note right out of
the building.
Speaker 5 (26:47):
He did.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Let me see it.
Speaker 5 (26:49):
What does it say, dear expatient, if you are still
alive when you read this, I hope you'll die from
the shop. I am none other than Cactus Face. Elmer,
you are right, Frank, that was Cactus Face and I'm
going out together.
Speaker 8 (27:03):
You can't leave your sheriff. You're a sixth man.
Speaker 5 (27:05):
I'm well enough now. My duty comes first, and believe me,
this time, I'm gonna bring him.
Speaker 8 (27:09):
Back, send them back. I'm sick of you.
Speaker 5 (27:12):
How do you feel, partner? And let's go What then
he rides again? What happened? Do you really want to know?
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Yeah, then tune in next Sunday night.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
We'll buck get Cactus.
Speaker 8 (27:27):
Face when he has to pay for the windows.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
Well, it's know in New York.
Speaker 7 (27:29):
Will it rain in California?
Speaker 5 (27:31):
Be with us next Sunday night, and you'll know, play boys.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
The holidays are over now, but the season for entertaining
is just beginning. You'll probably be entertaining a lot during
the rest of the winter. And here's my suggestion. For
one of those extra special dinners of yours that needs
an extra special dessert, Make a marshmallow pineapple mold with jello.
It's a grand way to please all your family and guests,
and you'll be pleasing yourself at the same time because
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marshmallow pineapple mold is so easy to make. Just dissolve
a package of lime jello in one pint of hot water,
chill until slightly thickened, and then first pull in three
slices of canned pineapple diced and the second ten finally
cut marshmallows. After that, allow this delicious combination to set,
and then you'll be ready to serve one of the
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most completely enjoyable desserts you've ever known. But remember, for
marshmallow pineapple mold, always use genuine jello for jello, and
only Jello brings you that extra rich, fresh fruit flavor
that makes such a hit with everyone. Look for the
big red letters on the box. They spell Jello.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
This is the last number of the fourteenth program in
the New Jello series, and we'll be with you again
next Sunday night when we continue with Buck Benny Rides again.
And even if I am a couple of days late,
folks on behalf of the members of the company myself,
I want to wish all of you listeners are very
happy and prosperous new year. Oh Mary, Yes, take a
wire to Fred Allen, would okay, Hey dear Fred, I
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am not ashamed of myself. When I was ten years old,
I could play flight of the Bumblebee on my violin.
Two Ah you not a fella, Signed Jack Benny.
Speaker 8 (29:39):
This missing will also be continued next week.
Speaker 5 (29:42):
Yes, good nightfall, thank you.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
Oh that's set Flake, who played the part of the
doctor on this program appeared to arrangement.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
With Warner Brother Studio.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
The telling a Pretty girlals like a melody from the
Great zig Bell. The Tello program reaches you over the
Red Network from the NBC studios in Hollywood.
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Speaker 5 (30:13):
K f I, Los Angeles.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Please send your questions and comments to host at CLASSICCOMEDYOTR
dot com. Until next time. In the words of Rumi,
if you are irritated by every rub, how will your
mirror be polished?
Welcome to classic comedy of old time radio. I'm your
host Ron Ecklberger. Jelo Again, Jack and the Gang kick
off nineteen thirty seven with another episode of Buck Benny
Rides Again. This episode is entitled More Buck Binny and
it is the two hundred and thirty ninth Jack Benny Show.
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It originally aired on January three, nineteen thirty seven.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Day.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
The Jello Program starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston and
Phil Harris and his orchestra, The Orchest Robinson Program with
one in a Million from the picture of the same name,
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Rain or Shine. I always plan to have Sunday Nights
suffer at home. That's one of our.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
American cousins that I wouldn't pass up for.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Anything in the world, and especially when supper is popped
off by.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
A great, gleaming dish of jello.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Jello is certainly a swell way to end a swell day.
That famous true fruit flavor always hits the spot because
each of Jello's six delicious flavors comes from fresh ripe fruit.
Whether you serve strawberry, raspberry, cherry, orange, lemon, or lime,
you'll always appreciate Jello's extra rich fruit flavor. But remember,
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jello is the only gelatine dessert that has that extra
rich fruit flavor, So just be sure you get the
real thing. Always ask for genuine jello. That was one
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of a million played by Phil Harrison his orchestra. And now,
ladies and gentlemen, we bring you that.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
A hold of a minute, dome geor Jake, Sure, what
is it? Well, this being the first program of the
new year, I think you ought to inaugurate it by
giving me a nice, friendly introduction. Of course, you know
what I mean. Done, not too mushy, but something with
a little dignity to it. You know, I'm tired of
starting out each week with a strike against me.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Why certainly, certainly, Jack, I'll be glad.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
To Thanks Don, go ahead, and now, ladies and gentlemen,
we bring you that soul without a blemish, Well that
rolls without a form, that germ without a flaw. That's gem.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, Jem's that gem without a flaw.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Jack Benny, Hell, oh yeah, this is Jack Benny talking.
And thanks Don for two thirds of that introduction. I
might have known that you'd start the new year wrong.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
I'm sorry, Jack, but the temptation was too great.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Oh, that's all right down. Happy new Year anyway, and
may all your troubles be colossal.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
The same to you, Jack, the same to you and
many of them.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
By the way, Don, did I say happy New Year?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Well, cancel it, thanks and just ignoremine. Well we're off
to a night lousy start. But no getting down. We're
still good friends, and we have had a lot of fun,
haven't we, Yes.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Sir, and I hope the new year would be just
as pleasant. We certainly have had some great times together
on this program.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
We sure have done laughing, talking and cutting each other's throats. Ah,
but it was great fun.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Come in, Benny, Yes, I want to take this opportunity
of wishing you and your company very very happy new year.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Well, and who are you? I'm fine, Thank you, goodbye?
Hell Don a neighborly fellow, wasn't he?
Speaker 7 (04:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Yes, oh Jack, I meant to ask you what did
you do?
Speaker 8 (04:26):
Hello seller?
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Hello Mary?
Speaker 5 (04:28):
What was that done?
Speaker 4 (04:29):
I meant to ask you what did you do New
Year's Eve?
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Oh? I had a pretty good time. I was over
at the Trocadero with Phil Harris. I had a girl too,
did you Yeah, my father got her for me. But
you should have been at the trock down. It was
a great night and a very good tenor too dinner
ten dollars a plate.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Ten dollars a play. Well, what did they serve?
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Well? It was a real New Year's Eve dinner, including
one olive, one lamb chop, one red balloon, and a
double portion of confetti. What'd you do New Year's Eve? Done?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Nothing much, Jack.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
The only exciting thing that I did was well, at
twelve o'clock I rang in a false fire alarm.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Why done? That's against the law. Were you drinking?
Speaker 4 (05:09):
No?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
But I just couldn't resist the big red letters on
the box.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Well, well, then that that explains it.
Speaker 8 (05:18):
Hello, Mary, Wait a minute, didn't I say that before? Yes, Dinah,
two of my pages are stuck together.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
We'll tear him apart and let's get going. What did
you do New Year's Eve? Mary?
Speaker 8 (05:29):
I had some fun. I stayed out until eleven o'clock.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Eleven o'clock and fine, New Year's doesn't start until twelve.
Speaker 8 (05:37):
Well, I wasn't gonna wait all night, Oh Jack, I
saw you and fell at the truck of the Arrol
did and say that was an awfully cute girl.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Phil was with and that was my girl. Even though
she did dance with Phil all evening, she was still
my girl. Officially.
Speaker 8 (05:54):
I didn't still bring a girl for himself.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
He didn't have to, at least that was my experience.
Speaker 8 (06:01):
I see, he gives you a watch for Christmas, and
you give him your girl for New Year's.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Yeah. I was tired anyway, and Bill was so considerate.
You know, he even took my girl home for me.
They I want to speak to him.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
About that, Oh Jack, Now, don't start another argument.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
I'm not going to. I just want to split the
cab fare with him. After all, it was my girl.
Hey Philthy, Yes, Jackie, I see you're here right on
time tonight. How'd you get here so early?
Speaker 4 (06:25):
I underslept?
Speaker 5 (06:26):
Oh? Well, anyway, Phil, I want to thank you for
taking my girl home New Year's Eve?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Oh she was?
Speaker 5 (06:32):
I mean that was all right? Well, I insist on
paying half the cab fair Never mind, Jack, she paid
your half. LA's all right? Then, come in, mister Benny.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Yes, I want to take this opportunity of pushing you
and your company very very happy New Year.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Well you said that before, Well this time I mean it. Goodbye,
That's what I get for broadcasting in a hallway.
Speaker 8 (07:07):
Oh, Jack, that reminds me of something.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
What here?
Speaker 8 (07:09):
It is nineteen thirty seven, and I forgot to write
a poem about it.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Oh did you hear that? Fella? Oh? Did you hear that? Audience?
It's too bad, Mary, But I.
Speaker 8 (07:23):
Can have one in a minute. Is there a typewriter here?
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Yes, right over there.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Mary.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Oh, we'll go ahead and write one, Mary, and take
about an hour on it. You know, we want a
good poem.
Speaker 8 (07:32):
Don't worry, A livingstone always comes through.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Hmm. Don't ruck it, Mary, don't rock it.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
While Mary is struggling with her latest brainchild, let me
tell you about jello. It's the most popular dessert on
the market today because it's not only inexpensive but easy
to make. It has that new extra rich frish fruit flavor.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
And remember, John, not so loud.
Speaker 8 (07:52):
I'm trying to concentrate.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Pardon me, Mary, and remember it comes in sixty delicious
flavors strawberry, raspberry, cherry, orange, lions.
Speaker 9 (08:01):
Oh you're coming along with your poem, Mary, Come in.
Speaker 7 (08:06):
Mister Benny.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
Yes, I want to take this opportunity of wishing you
and your company very.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
Very Oh you again, what are you whispering about?
Speaker 6 (08:14):
I'm ashamed to be on this program?
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Well, why not playfel.
Speaker 10 (09:44):
I still.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
Sa That was? That was under the spell of the
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voodoo drums, played by the orchestra with Mary at the
typewriter and conducted by Phil Harris, who got my girl
but not my goal Bill. That was really beautiful. Yeah,
wasn't she? I mean the number you just played?
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Oh that?
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (10:26):
Jack? I got my poem Pennish And.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
Now, ladies and gentlemen, this being go away married?
Speaker 8 (10:32):
I want to read it?
Speaker 5 (10:33):
Oh all right, I guess we're in for it. Boys.
You mind if I go out for smoke? Jack? No,
you stay right here? You too done. I've got to stay.
Oh what's the what's the title of your poem? Mary?
Speaker 8 (10:44):
Oh you nineteen thirty seven?
Speaker 5 (10:48):
Well that's that sounds promising.
Speaker 8 (10:50):
Go ahead, nineteen thirty seven, Oh, nineteen thirty seven? Where
have you been all these years? And when did you
leave heaven?
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Starting out? Good?
Speaker 8 (11:07):
What have you in store for us? What will the
future be for Jack? And Phil and Kenny and Don
and me and me and me?
Speaker 5 (11:16):
You're a little selfish there, aunt you? Mary?
Speaker 8 (11:19):
Well? I wrote it? Oh, I'll continue, will all the
girls still like Phil Harris, Will Bucket, Tata faith, who cares?
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Who cares?
Speaker 7 (11:30):
Not me or me or me or me?
Speaker 8 (11:34):
Will Wilson do our advertising about that? You know? So advertising?
Will Jack another picture made? Or will they catch on
that he's a fake?
Speaker 5 (11:47):
That'll be so critical?
Speaker 9 (11:48):
Please?
Speaker 8 (11:49):
Will our sponsors say our friends? Or will this new
year be the end? Will Kenny's boys sound just as
rich as in nineteen thirty six?
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Thirty six.
Speaker 8 (12:03):
Johnet typewriter, So don't feel sad and don't feel blue.
You'll get jess what's coming to you unhappiness and sure
will be for you and me.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
And me and me.
Speaker 8 (12:15):
I knew that, oh you nineteen thirty seven? Well that's
all I thank you?
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Well Mary, That hone did show a little thought.
Speaker 7 (12:31):
Oh sir, Happy new Year?
Speaker 5 (12:38):
Hello Kenny? What's the big idea?
Speaker 7 (12:40):
I brought my girl on my horn from New Year's Eve?
Speaker 5 (12:42):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (12:44):
Ain't the horn swirreled?
Speaker 5 (12:46):
Sure is?
Speaker 7 (12:47):
My girl is pretty too? Do you remember Lena?
Speaker 5 (12:49):
Oh? Certainly, Hello Lena.
Speaker 9 (12:51):
She wants to say Happy New Year to you. Jack,
Go ahead, sugar face, Well the same to.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
You and many others saying Hey, Kenny, your girl or
really your your girl must like me, Kenny. She comes
up to see me quite.
Speaker 9 (13:08):
Often, and she likes you in your new paramount picture
College holiday too?
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Oh did you Lina?
Speaker 8 (13:12):
Yeah, you're a regular broken down table.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
Bang. So you get rid of together New Year's Eve?
Did you have any fun?
Speaker 7 (13:20):
Sure?
Speaker 9 (13:21):
I laughed and danced and one time I poured confetti
down Lena's bag?
Speaker 5 (13:24):
He did?
Speaker 7 (13:25):
Yeah, then she laughed and dance.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
Oh why Kenny such actions?
Speaker 8 (13:32):
Maybe he's a cave man. Oh, he's a terror without
the tea.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
Well, Kenny, you got here just in time to sing
your number? Wanna hear him sing? Lena?
Speaker 8 (13:44):
Yeah? Can I sit on your lap?
Speaker 5 (13:46):
Sure? Do you mind? Kenny?
Speaker 10 (13:48):
No?
Speaker 7 (13:48):
Hold my horn too?
Speaker 5 (13:50):
Okay, what are you going to sing? Kenny?
Speaker 9 (13:52):
The sweetheart waltz from College Holidays and a dedicated to.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
My girl.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
Mary?
Speaker 8 (14:00):
Yeah, even Kenny doesn't deserve that.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
How would you feel a confetti down your back? Saint Kenny?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
All for hell or more than we on the floor.
We'll pretend that we're.
Speaker 11 (14:29):
All all.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
While dancing in time. Let our hearts be in rhyme with.
Speaker 7 (14:40):
A Mailey.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
And long.
Speaker 10 (14:48):
We wait head so long for our ta favorite song
for the song?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Have we fall so last your head on my shoulder.
Speaker 10 (15:07):
While we dance sweet hot, louse your eyes and drift
to paradise, and I could get a level pay until
the music pays away. D will be true, But if
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I only knew will be mine when the mule for.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
My heart would pride from m at the end of
me heart, at the end of all.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
What happened? What happened? Kenny? You just sang your song?
Speaker 7 (16:29):
Oh thanks everybody.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
That was Sweetheart Waltz sung by Kenny Baker who didn't
know what he was doing. But that was really great,
Kenny considering. Thanks, mister b You're welcome. Mister B and
D and D and D be quiet and now, ladies
and gentlemen, is our feature attraction. Tonight we are going
to offer the next installment of our original Western serials
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entitled Buck Benny Rides Again or his top Row Worried Again.
I will play the part of Sheriff Buck Bennie as
tough an nombree, as ever shaved himself with a razorback off.
The Bob Burns is listening in. I only borrow that joke.
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A baton tacken ratting, scatting, lacking from Manhattan that's Latin.
As you may remember, at the end of last week's episode,
while writing in pursuit of Cactus Face Elmer the Outlaw,
I unfortunately met with a slight accident that as I
fell off my horse and broke my neck. See. So
the action of tonight's play takes place in the Cactus
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Center combined hospital, general store, and post office, a mighty
pretty building. This will go on immediately after the next number.
So a play something, Phil and give me a chance
to dash over to the hospital and jump into bed.
Speaker 11 (17:49):
You know, dam.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
That was Laura Alive from part of My English, played
by old Pappy Harris, who just laid down a baton
for a bottle of brandy. He'll be following the baton
any minute. And now for our play, Buck Benny rides
again the scene Taxus Center, hospital, general store and post office.
I'm in bed now, folks, hurtain theme song, God gun
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Bom dumb oh.
Speaker 8 (20:19):
Hello, hospital store and Pope missus Jones is getting along fine,
butter is forty cents a pound and there's no mail
for you. Goodbye. Well, I guess fast killing green birds
with one phone.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
Oh, nurse, nurse, what are bad? These are the worst
springs i've ever seen.
Speaker 8 (20:43):
Well, the winners have been bad too.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
M fine, nurse, where's my horse.
Speaker 8 (20:48):
Right alongside of you?
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (20:50):
Hello? Pardon m M. Sounds sounds like a slight fever.
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My deputy Sheriff's an't been here yet, have they Nope?
Speaker 8 (21:12):
But I guess they'll be along soon. Come in. Good morning,
boy morning.
Speaker 9 (21:19):
Give me a two cent stamp and ice cream corn
house box.
Speaker 8 (21:24):
Here you are here? You are not so good?
Speaker 5 (21:28):
Thanks?
Speaker 9 (21:28):
Thanks, and see that's too bad.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
Got the comedy boys and say hello to me.
Speaker 8 (21:34):
Hi Sheriff, Hi shir Hia Sheriff.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Three smart girls boys. Any news on Cactus.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Phase, Well, we were out looking for him this morning
and found his clothes down by.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
The river bay.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
Either committed suicide or took a bath. Most likely suicide.
Ain't the bathing type. What'd you do with a suit
we're wearinger? Well, boys, the next time you share a suit,
you better find one with two pair of pants. Deputy Baker,
you're a disgrace running around like that. What's the matter, Nurse,
I just put my glasses on better scram boy, especially
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you Baker.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
Don't I get to talk about jello?
Speaker 5 (22:22):
Not today?
Speaker 8 (22:22):
Deputy Along, How are you feeling now, Buck?
Speaker 5 (22:29):
Much better? Nurse, I'm coming along past.
Speaker 8 (22:31):
Well, slow down, I need to.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
Work, okay, come in well?
Speaker 8 (22:43):
Hello, Dzy Hello, tall, dark and dead looking.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
Well, gad, you don't exactly look like you ought to
buy more than one dress at a time. Come come back,
I'll see.
Speaker 8 (22:58):
Can the compliments box care? I brought your basket of
fresh eggs.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
Thanks. Wait a minute, there's no eggs in this basket
or just your pet hands. Give a time, boy, Well,
daisy's speaking of eggs. Where's your pappy?
Speaker 8 (23:13):
He's down to night Mully Saloon and getting boiled.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
You know, Daisy or Pappy's going to get in trouble
with his actions. I'm surprised Sobey punched him in the nose.
Speaker 8 (23:22):
They can't. It's always behind a jug.
Speaker 5 (23:26):
I believe he's got something there. Us. The old rascal
had been doing lately. Well.
Speaker 8 (23:31):
The other night when he came home, he stood down
the chimney.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
Oh, still playing Santa claud E.
Speaker 8 (23:36):
Nope, we couldn't find the door. Well here Tom's pappy.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
Now, well he found that one. Hello Frank, Hello, Buck.
Seems kind of funny you laying down and me standing up.
Nice rhythm there, listen, Frank, put that gag over. What's
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the idea of crashing in here like that? Ain't you
never been in the hospital before. I sure I was
here last fall to have my tonsils and pink elephants
taken out. Oh that's too bad.
Speaker 8 (24:18):
Yeah, the tonsils has gone permanent.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
That's good.
Speaker 8 (24:23):
Excuse me, folks, but I gotta take the sheriff's temperature here. Buck,
put this thermomon in your.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
Mouth, Chucks, nurse. Those things are a faith eight three
of them this morning. Didn't do me a bit of good.
Speaker 8 (24:33):
Well, you should have chewed them. I think you're running
a little fever.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
Buck, What are you laughing at, Daz?
Speaker 8 (24:41):
Buck? Fever?
Speaker 5 (24:45):
Daz? You're plumb giddy today. Who's there at the dark time?
Speaker 8 (24:50):
Will come in?
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (24:53):
You bought Banny? That's me? Are you a doctor? I'm
not a fendan sir.
Speaker 12 (25:00):
Here's my car physis, and but my patients say about
me is a lot.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
You can see that, God, doctor C F. Schmettiner, m
D Well, what's the what's the m D for saddles? MD? Saddles?
I see, well, I didn't know you were my doctor.
I've been woking on you every morning for a week. Oh,
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I thought you were making the bed. But really the
matter with me? Doc?
Speaker 12 (25:39):
Well, my diagnosis is you got a cute tamtabilia set
in a concoursion.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
What does that mean? Doc?
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (25:47):
If I knew that I could kill you, that's fine.
That is my medicine. Kid. I must have left it someplace.
I didn't see it.
Speaker 12 (25:57):
Well, open your mouth, I thought, So what's the matter, Doc?
Speaker 5 (26:01):
It's nothing there Now, I quit fooling around. I got
a broken neck. Then I'm muffler. Who'll see it? I
don't need a muffler. I'm wearing a hospital nightgown.
Speaker 12 (26:12):
Now let me feel your post fooks see give me
your rea is here? Well, well, what's the matter, doc?
Can you stand by shot? Yes, you're dead? Goodbye?
Speaker 8 (26:28):
Oh doctor, wait for me. I want to ask you something.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
Say Buck, didn't that doctor looks familiar to you?
Speaker 5 (26:33):
Knowledge you mention of Frank? He sure did? I think
his beard was on a little crooked what's the name
on that card? Doctor? C F? Schmehiner c F? That
could be captus face?
Speaker 4 (26:44):
Sure could?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (26:45):
Look?
Speaker 8 (26:45):
Fuck? The doctor gave me this note right out of
the building.
Speaker 5 (26:47):
He did.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Let me see it.
Speaker 5 (26:49):
What does it say, dear expatient, if you are still
alive when you read this, I hope you'll die from
the shop. I am none other than Cactus Face. Elmer,
you are right, Frank, that was Cactus Face and I'm
going out together.
Speaker 8 (27:03):
You can't leave your sheriff. You're a sixth man.
Speaker 5 (27:05):
I'm well enough now. My duty comes first, and believe me,
this time, I'm gonna bring him.
Speaker 8 (27:09):
Back, send them back. I'm sick of you.
Speaker 5 (27:12):
How do you feel, partner? And let's go What then
he rides again? What happened? Do you really want to know?
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Yeah, then tune in next Sunday night.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
We'll buck get Cactus.
Speaker 8 (27:27):
Face when he has to pay for the windows.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
Well, it's know in New York.
Speaker 7 (27:29):
Will it rain in California?
Speaker 5 (27:31):
Be with us next Sunday night, and you'll know, play boys.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
The holidays are over now, but the season for entertaining
is just beginning. You'll probably be entertaining a lot during
the rest of the winter. And here's my suggestion. For
one of those extra special dinners of yours that needs
an extra special dessert, Make a marshmallow pineapple mold with jello.
It's a grand way to please all your family and guests,
and you'll be pleasing yourself at the same time because
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marshmallow pineapple mold is so easy to make. Just dissolve
a package of lime jello in one pint of hot water,
chill until slightly thickened, and then first pull in three
slices of canned pineapple diced and the second ten finally
cut marshmallows. After that, allow this delicious combination to set,
and then you'll be ready to serve one of the
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most completely enjoyable desserts you've ever known. But remember, for
marshmallow pineapple mold, always use genuine jello for jello, and
only Jello brings you that extra rich, fresh fruit flavor
that makes such a hit with everyone. Look for the
big red letters on the box. They spell Jello.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
This is the last number of the fourteenth program in
the New Jello series, and we'll be with you again
next Sunday night when we continue with Buck Benny Rides again.
And even if I am a couple of days late,
folks on behalf of the members of the company myself,
I want to wish all of you listeners are very
happy and prosperous new year. Oh Mary, Yes, take a
wire to Fred Allen, would okay, Hey dear Fred, I
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am not ashamed of myself. When I was ten years old,
I could play flight of the Bumblebee on my violin.
Two Ah you not a fella, Signed Jack Benny.
Speaker 8 (29:39):
This missing will also be continued next week.
Speaker 5 (29:42):
Yes, good nightfall, thank you.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
Oh that's set Flake, who played the part of the
doctor on this program appeared to arrangement.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
With Warner Brother Studio.
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The telling a Pretty girlals like a melody from the
Great zig Bell. The Tello program reaches you over the
Red Network from the NBC studios in Hollywood.
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This is the National Broadcasting Company.
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K f I, Los Angeles.
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