Coffee Donuts & F****d Up S**t

Coffee Donuts & F****d Up S**t

A comedy podcast that explores the dark underbelly of a wide range of topics with a combination of solid research, social commentary and general hilarity.

Episodes

April 14, 2020 134 mins

“Collecting penises is like collecting anything. You can never stop, you can never catch up, you can always get a new one, a better one.” -Siguróur Hjartarson

The Icelandic Phallological Museum is exactly what it sounds like- a museum about penises. But there's more to this weird story than just dicks. Actually, there isn't. It's just a bunch of dicks. Join us as we explore the museum and the saga of it's quest for a human penis.

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Who's the biggest piece of shit in history this time? Join us for our 2nd annual Flim Flam Bowl, where we pit liars, murderers, cheats, con men and flim flammers against each other. Who will emerge victorious? Who will have the most dick jokes? Team Tilton or Team Burge? A flim flammer of the most evil nature, Jon Burge was a con man of a cop who would solve crimes by any means necessary, especially if those means involved torture....
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February 20, 2020 94 mins
Double Dare is just a massive success story. Running from 1986 to 1993 with approximately 525 episodes under its belt, Double Dare more than tripled Nickelodeon’s viewership almost instantly. Double Dare spawned spin-offs, rip-offs, international versions, a live road show, 2 revivals, shit tons of merchandising and countless parodies. 
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February 2, 2020 111 mins

Truthfully, Double Dare is just a massive success story. Downright wholesome, in fact. So wholesome that we found ourselves exploring our own sloppy obstacle course of burning questions like- What even is fucked up about Double Dare? Who the heck is Soupy Sales?Why is Eric so poor? Has anyone fingered Drew Carey's butthole lately? How much Plan B can Jenna drink? Why does Jay Leno suck so much? Will Evan give the Coughing Stranger ...

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People have been fascinated with mummies for centuries. And why not? Mummies are mystical and mysterious and great for movies starring Brenden Frasier. But mummies weren't just mysterious, they were useful- from paint to medicine to linen for paper, join us we explore the many uses of Mummy papers.

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January 1, 2020 117 mins

People have been casting out demons since before Christ was born. While we attribute the act of an exorcism with Catholicism, the act of expelling evil spirits out of “possessed” individuals has been traced back to everywhere from Ancient Mesopotamia to Hindus in 1500 B.C. But in the 20th Century (and even present day), the “theatrics” of tossing holy water and screaming Bible passages at the so called “Damned” has seen a resurgenc...

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December 14, 2019 73 mins
Shocking, haunting, and downright disturbing are the only words that can describe this episode. We can’t even go over any details of this episode in this episode description, because revealing any features or topics of discussion from this recording would simply turn scorch anyone who is reading this episode description’s eyeballs out. It will chill you to the marrow.  Be warned, once you hear it you won't be able to unhear it! You...
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Is your boner weird? Take comfort, my friend. You're not alone. Nature is full of weird boners and I can guarantee you that your boner is practically normal next to these ones. Join us as we touch on a few of the weirdest boners in the animal kingdom.

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October 30, 2019 18 mins
What's the most fucked up thing you've ever seen?  Was it a fucked up movie? Or maybe your creepy uncle's puppet show?  Have you ever been woken up by someone, asking you if you're awake?  Happy Halloween Shitheads!
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October 13, 2019 145 mins

Over the course of his fifteen years as Rainbow Man, Rollen Stewart went through three nicknames, eighty rainbow afro wigs, attended countless sporting events and earned himself three life sentences in prison.  He's also the man who's responsible for making the Bible verse John 3:16 a permanent fixture in professional sports.


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The bizarre cargo cults of the South Pacific developed shortly after WWII. The islanders believed that if proper ceremonies were performed shipments of riches would arrive from some heavenly place.

The Urantia Foundation is a group of worshippers who believe celestial beings communicated through an unconfirmed or anonymous source to dictate "The Urantia Book."

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An extreme sector of Hinduism, the Aghori Sadhus (Aghoris) essentially believe God exists in everything, whether it be the birth of a child or a piece of Goat shit. Nothing is unholy, everything is sacred. Their overall goal is to achieve a simple and natural state of consciousness, void of fear or disgust, hence why they perform extreme, bizarre, and vulgar rituals, seemingly practiced to push the boundaries of conceptualized soci...

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Eben Byers was a fancy pants golfer, a socialite and a ladies man. He was educated at Yale and most notably was the US Amateur Golf Champion of 1906.  But when he fell from a train and hurt his arm, nothing seemed to ease his pain until a doctor introduced him to Radithor: Pure Sunshine in a Bottle.  Which eventually lead to this headline in The Wall Street Journal - “The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off”&n...

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July 8, 2019 101 mins
At the turn of the 20th century, the craze for radium spread like cancer. In fact, it also spread a bunch of cancer. Just another rung on the ladder of failure, Radium led society down a dark and troubling path- one that even it’s glow in the dark properties could not hope to brighten. Part one of two
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Shaquille O'Neil, Rod Stewart, Phil Collins, Steve Burns and Gary Busey walk into a bar. What do they all have in common?

They've all had outlandish rumors spread about them by Sylvester Stallone. Join us as we spin the ridiculous yarns of celebrity urban legends.

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Located in Vernon, NJ, Action Park was the fault of Gene Mulvihill, CEO and founder of Great American Recreation.  Mulvihill has been described as quote- "a folksy industrialist in the vein of John Rockefeller, a mad scientist with an oversize toy set or a canny, sometimes pushy businessman who kept politicians in his pocket". Initially intended as a way to keep his ski resort open in the off season, Action Park started the Al...

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Welcome back to our first Research Round Robin. In this series, each member of the Coffee Donuts crew researches their own topic and shares it with the group.  Join us in part two as we explore The Mystery of the Shrinking Penises and The Madness to the Methods of Dennis Hopper.

Koro syndrome is a psychiatric disorder characterized by severe anxiety and an intense fear of the shrinking of ones penis, or in some cases with wome...

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Welcome to our first Research Round Robin. In this series, each member of the Coffee Donuts crew researches their own topic and shares it with the group. Join us in our part one of a two part series as we explore The Exotic Eating Habits of William Buckland and Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina Fixation.

William Buckland was a geologist, paleontologist, zoologist, priest and lecturer. He was the President of the Royal Geographical Society a...

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April 28, 2019 78 mins

A tremendous mine fire has been burning beneath the small mining town of Centralia, PA since May of 1962.  This epic underground fire did not only destroy the town physically, but emotionally, as it tore apart a tight-knit community, divided by a series of poor decisions and bureaucratic bullsh*t.

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Who was the biggest piece of shit in history? In this continuous series, the Coffee Donuts crew will split off into two teams, pick a historical dick and then pit them against each other in an elimination tournament. Join us as we kick off our first installment of Pieces of Shit in History- Joseph Smith vs. The Bloody Benders. The Second Coming of Joseph Smith Joseph Smith was a lying, murdering, treasonous, cheating, con-man, scam...
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