June 30, 2021 • 11 mins
Time and Case are back and better than ever. Okay, maybe not "better"... but they're for sure back! Case and Time plan to watch something on Netflix when they find out they're lives have been stolen and put on the streaming service. It looks like they'll need the help of the Firefighter Lawyers!
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"Funky Chunk," "Airport Lounge," and "ZigZag," Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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(00:05):
Seven Lamp Productions presents to you,Cop Doctors, Episode twenty three, Medical
Police. After some time of NonStopaction, the cop doctor decided to relax
(00:29):
and spend the night watching Netflix.This wasn't a Netflix and chill scenario,
because neither Time nor Case would cuddlewith one another. They just wanted to
hung out. What do you wantto watch? I don't know, nothing
(00:54):
too heavy, but maybe a secondso shall Yeah, let's start something new.
See what we're Hey, what's thisMedical Police? It sounds strangely familiar.
Let me read the synopsis. TheChildren's Hospital Gang has returned in a
(01:15):
new series that finds Rob Hubil andAaron Hayes playing what the fuck you gotta
be shitting me? Cop doctors?They're cop doctors. Case, that's us
and oh shit, they can't beus. We're us? Is this legal?
Oh? How did this happen?This show is about our lives.
(01:36):
We're cops and we're doctors medical police. That's just a fancy way of saying
cop doctors. This can't be acoincidence, Kenneth God, I don't think
so. There's no way. Thosesons of bitches. Hold on, hold
on, let's relax. There hasto be an explanation. Here's your explanation.
(01:57):
They heard about our lives Ano.They're making a show on Netflix.
They saw our lives and we're payingthem thirteen dollars a month to do it.
The price will up again. Yep, God damn it. There must
be something we can do. Weneed legal advice. Oh no, you're
not thinking. Yes, time Iam. We can't contact them. They're
(02:20):
horrible people. It doesn't matter.We need their help and they owe us
a favor. This sucks, itdoes, but we have to Netflix won't
get away with this. Give memy phone. It's time to make a
call. But I hate them.It doesn't matter. Time, it's time
to contact they firefighter lawyers. DiamondCase did not like the fire fighter lawyers.
(02:53):
They often thought they were trying tosteal their thunder by doing two prominent
jobs in the same way the Cupdoctors did. But jack O, Lenton
and jack Off did not care orLenton and Off where good Firefight does and
even better lawyers. So it madesense that the Cup doctor would contact them.
(03:20):
So time Case to what do weowe this pleasure? Off a lantern?
We need your help and why wouldwe help you? You owe us.
We do not, Yes, youdo off. You owe us big.
We saved your asses hardly, pleasea lantern. If it wasn't for
us, you two would have beenfired years ago. So you're cashing in
now, that's right, jack you'retalking to me? Or oh, lantern,
(03:44):
you jack off? Okay, whatdo you want? We want to
bring Netflix crumbling down. We wantto destroy them from the inside. We
want to take them for every singlepenny they own. You do know if
you do that, you'll miss outon Stranger Things season four. Oh well,
then we just want restitution. Doyou know what restitution is? Yes,
that's when a prostitute takes a nap. What listen? Netflix has made
(04:08):
a show called Medical Police. Soundsstupid. We think it's based off of
our lives. No wonder why itsounds stupid. They stole our idea,
what idea to be cops and doctors? So they based their show on your
actual lives. We believe, sooff. Do you think they have something
there? It's not nothing, soit is something? Oh, it's something,
(04:30):
fine, we'll help you. Thenext day, the firefighter lawyer set
up a meeting with the head ofNetflix to avoid any further legal problem.
(04:56):
Let's refer to them as Bob andRob. As you can see, gentlemen,
the premise of Medical Police is anexact recreation of Mister Times and Mister
Cases Lives. I don't see anyresemblance to the show, do you,
Rob? No? No, Ithink these are two vastly different shows.
Are you saying our lives of ashow? Is it not? Okay?
(05:20):
Well? They literally say cop doctorsin the trailer. You watched the trailer?
What did you think? I likethe main cast and Wayne, but
I don't think they're going to beable to capture that magic that they had
with Children's Hospital. Wait is saying, hey, who cares about your show?
You're stealing our lives? What stealing? All of our shows are derived
(05:41):
using a special formula. If youreally have a problem with it, wait
three years when we cancel it.All our shows eventually get too expensive to
proceeds. It'll be a short waittime. We don't want to wait.
The show's out now. Yeah,people are watching it now. How do
you know that at? What doyou mean? We don't release viewership data
(06:02):
unless it's an end of the yeartop ten list. Why then, so
we can brag about how many peoplewatch certain shows. Why do you care
if you're going to cancel it?We still want people to know Netflix is
the best. Just take a ganderat our original programming. The problem is,
(06:23):
gentlemen, you claim original programming,but here we have an example of
a stolen idea stolen Please maybe parallelthinking, but stolen is a stretch.
The only thing we steal is people'stime as we make them get hooked on
a show and cancel it three yearslater. Well, are you guys so
(06:43):
fixated on canceling shows because as priceis sore, we can make ten crappy
ranch style sitcom for the price ofone later season of Mine Hunter, So
we're never going to find out whathappens to holding forward and build Tench po
Tench's wife left him in the finale. Fucking spoiler. Can't you at least
wrap up the story then before youcancel the show? Hey, blame Ventcher.
(07:06):
Stealing people's time and forcing them toinvest in a show for you'd only
hide your numbers and cancel when thingsget interesting is an asshole move. Look
at this guy Rob another person whodemands we make a gloom movie. The
story must be wrapped up, please, it's like we're already meeting with Mark
Marron. Mark Marin is here.We have a meeting with him after you,
(07:29):
so if we could wrap this up. No, we're gonna have to
demand compensation for our client, sowe'll be seeing you in card compensation.
Because these two fellas think they cameup with the idea of being cops and
doctors. It's not an idea,it's or lots and even if it was
just an idea, it would bewrong of you to take it. But
we're rich, so so like wedo whatever we want, Bob. They
(07:51):
won't understand because they're not rich.What are they poor? They're probably poor.
Yeah, you guys don't also ina multimillion dollars streaming company. H
No, then what the fuck arewe talking to you for? Yes,
please stop wasting our time. Weare busy. We need to meet with
Mark Marin and turned down his glowmovie pitch, and then we need to
(08:15):
meet with Adam Sandler so he canextend his contract and green light his next
sixty five shitty movie. Ideas,you guys make some really awful deals.
Who cares now we're rich, bitch? That was uncalled for. Please leave
off o Lantern do something. Youare capitalizing on these men's ideas. If
you do not compensate these men fortheir ingenious idea to be both cups and
(08:39):
doctors at the same time, thenwell, we'll say in court, go
ahead, Well, why are thebest lawyers of this town as to offer?
Will they be five fighters too?Probably? Not? Well, then
can you go? Now? Hey, quick question? What did you guys
(09:00):
really sign a two hundred million dollarsdeal with David Benny Off and dB wise
the riders of Game of Thrones?Yes? We did. Did you guys
see the final season of Game ofThrones? Yes? What we signed the
deal before the whole thing air?Yikes, good luck with that. Hey
wait, yeah, if you seeMaren in the waiting room, send them
(09:22):
in. I don't work for you, do it, poor person? Fine?
After the meeting the cup doctor andfirefight, Alaya went outside into the
company court yard. Could have gonebetter. We're really gonna see him.
(09:43):
We can win it. Okay,then what's next? Leave it to us.
First thing we'll do is off whatit's five o'clock? Oh shit,
sorry, Fellis. We'll talk aboutthis tomorrow. Let me guess you guys
are firefighters. Now damn right,we are the firefighter. Lawyer took off
leaving time and Case bundering the pundout so very hot. Well what do
(10:07):
we do now? Case want toNetflix and chill? No cuddling, no
cuddling. Okay, we can watchthat new Adam Sandler movie, the Halloween
One. Yeah, I want tosuck. Yeah, of course it's Adam
Sandler Cop Doctor Pop Doctors. Writtenby Robert M. Lamb, edited by
(10:39):
Jordan Zuchanic, starring Jack Austin asCase, Robert M. Lamb as Time,
co starring Justin Alderson and Mitchell Beck. Music provided by Kevin McLeod of
incompetech dot com and soundsnap dot Com. Don't forget to rate and review this
(11:00):
podcast on iTunes. This has beena seven Lamb production.
Seven Lamp Productions presents to you,Cop Doctors, Episode twenty three, Medical
Police. After some time of NonStopaction, the cop doctor decided to relax
(00:29):
and spend the night watching Netflix.This wasn't a Netflix and chill scenario,
because neither Time nor Case would cuddlewith one another. They just wanted to
hung out. What do you wantto watch? I don't know, nothing
(00:54):
too heavy, but maybe a secondso shall Yeah, let's start something new.
See what we're Hey, what's thisMedical Police? It sounds strangely familiar.
Let me read the synopsis. TheChildren's Hospital Gang has returned in a
(01:15):
new series that finds Rob Hubil andAaron Hayes playing what the fuck you gotta
be shitting me? Cop doctors?They're cop doctors. Case, that's us
and oh shit, they can't beus. We're us? Is this legal?
Oh? How did this happen?This show is about our lives.
(01:36):
We're cops and we're doctors medical police. That's just a fancy way of saying
cop doctors. This can't be acoincidence, Kenneth God, I don't think
so. There's no way. Thosesons of bitches. Hold on, hold
on, let's relax. There hasto be an explanation. Here's your explanation.
(01:57):
They heard about our lives Ano.They're making a show on Netflix.
They saw our lives and we're payingthem thirteen dollars a month to do it.
The price will up again. Yep, God damn it. There must
be something we can do. Weneed legal advice. Oh no, you're
not thinking. Yes, time Iam. We can't contact them. They're
(02:20):
horrible people. It doesn't matter.We need their help and they owe us
a favor. This sucks, itdoes, but we have to Netflix won't
get away with this. Give memy phone. It's time to make a
call. But I hate them.It doesn't matter. Time, it's time
to contact they firefighter lawyers. DiamondCase did not like the fire fighter lawyers.
(02:53):
They often thought they were trying tosteal their thunder by doing two prominent
jobs in the same way the Cupdoctors did. But jack O, Lenton
and jack Off did not care orLenton and Off where good Firefight does and
even better lawyers. So it madesense that the Cup doctor would contact them.
(03:20):
So time Case to what do weowe this pleasure? Off a lantern?
We need your help and why wouldwe help you? You owe us.
We do not, Yes, youdo off. You owe us big.
We saved your asses hardly, pleasea lantern. If it wasn't for
us, you two would have beenfired years ago. So you're cashing in
now, that's right, jack you'retalking to me? Or oh, lantern,
(03:44):
you jack off? Okay, whatdo you want? We want to
bring Netflix crumbling down. We wantto destroy them from the inside. We
want to take them for every singlepenny they own. You do know if
you do that, you'll miss outon Stranger Things season four. Oh well,
then we just want restitution. Doyou know what restitution is? Yes,
that's when a prostitute takes a nap. What listen? Netflix has made
(04:08):
a show called Medical Police. Soundsstupid. We think it's based off of
our lives. No wonder why itsounds stupid. They stole our idea,
what idea to be cops and doctors? So they based their show on your
actual lives. We believe, sooff. Do you think they have something
there? It's not nothing, soit is something? Oh, it's something,
(04:30):
fine, we'll help you. Thenext day, the firefighter lawyer set
up a meeting with the head ofNetflix to avoid any further legal problem.
(04:56):
Let's refer to them as Bob andRob. As you can see, gentlemen,
the premise of Medical Police is anexact recreation of Mister Times and Mister
Cases Lives. I don't see anyresemblance to the show, do you,
Rob? No? No, Ithink these are two vastly different shows.
Are you saying our lives of ashow? Is it not? Okay?
(05:20):
Well? They literally say cop doctorsin the trailer. You watched the trailer?
What did you think? I likethe main cast and Wayne, but
I don't think they're going to beable to capture that magic that they had
with Children's Hospital. Wait is saying, hey, who cares about your show?
You're stealing our lives? What stealing? All of our shows are derived
(05:41):
using a special formula. If youreally have a problem with it, wait
three years when we cancel it.All our shows eventually get too expensive to
proceeds. It'll be a short waittime. We don't want to wait.
The show's out now. Yeah,people are watching it now. How do
you know that at? What doyou mean? We don't release viewership data
(06:02):
unless it's an end of the yeartop ten list. Why then, so
we can brag about how many peoplewatch certain shows. Why do you care
if you're going to cancel it?We still want people to know Netflix is
the best. Just take a ganderat our original programming. The problem is,
(06:23):
gentlemen, you claim original programming,but here we have an example of
a stolen idea stolen Please maybe parallelthinking, but stolen is a stretch.
The only thing we steal is people'stime as we make them get hooked on
a show and cancel it three yearslater. Well, are you guys so
(06:43):
fixated on canceling shows because as priceis sore, we can make ten crappy
ranch style sitcom for the price ofone later season of Mine Hunter, So
we're never going to find out whathappens to holding forward and build Tench po
Tench's wife left him in the finale. Fucking spoiler. Can't you at least
wrap up the story then before youcancel the show? Hey, blame Ventcher.
(07:06):
Stealing people's time and forcing them toinvest in a show for you'd only
hide your numbers and cancel when thingsget interesting is an asshole move. Look
at this guy Rob another person whodemands we make a gloom movie. The
story must be wrapped up, please, it's like we're already meeting with Mark
Marron. Mark Marin is here.We have a meeting with him after you,
(07:29):
so if we could wrap this up. No, we're gonna have to
demand compensation for our client, sowe'll be seeing you in card compensation.
Because these two fellas think they cameup with the idea of being cops and
doctors. It's not an idea,it's or lots and even if it was
just an idea, it would bewrong of you to take it. But
we're rich, so so like wedo whatever we want, Bob. They
(07:51):
won't understand because they're not rich.What are they poor? They're probably poor.
Yeah, you guys don't also ina multimillion dollars streaming company. H
No, then what the fuck arewe talking to you for? Yes,
please stop wasting our time. Weare busy. We need to meet with
Mark Marin and turned down his glowmovie pitch, and then we need to
(08:15):
meet with Adam Sandler so he canextend his contract and green light his next
sixty five shitty movie. Ideas,you guys make some really awful deals.
Who cares now we're rich, bitch? That was uncalled for. Please leave
off o Lantern do something. Youare capitalizing on these men's ideas. If
you do not compensate these men fortheir ingenious idea to be both cups and
(08:39):
doctors at the same time, thenwell, we'll say in court, go
ahead, Well, why are thebest lawyers of this town as to offer?
Will they be five fighters too?Probably? Not? Well, then
can you go? Now? Hey, quick question? What did you guys
(09:00):
really sign a two hundred million dollarsdeal with David Benny Off and dB wise
the riders of Game of Thrones?Yes? We did. Did you guys
see the final season of Game ofThrones? Yes? What we signed the
deal before the whole thing air?Yikes, good luck with that. Hey
wait, yeah, if you seeMaren in the waiting room, send them
(09:22):
in. I don't work for you, do it, poor person? Fine?
After the meeting the cup doctor andfirefight, Alaya went outside into the
company court yard. Could have gonebetter. We're really gonna see him.
(09:43):
We can win it. Okay,then what's next? Leave it to us.
First thing we'll do is off whatit's five o'clock? Oh shit,
sorry, Fellis. We'll talk aboutthis tomorrow. Let me guess you guys
are firefighters. Now damn right,we are the firefighter. Lawyer took off
leaving time and Case bundering the pundout so very hot. Well what do
(10:07):
we do now? Case want toNetflix and chill? No cuddling, no
cuddling. Okay, we can watchthat new Adam Sandler movie, the Halloween
One. Yeah, I want tosuck. Yeah, of course it's Adam
Sandler Cop Doctor Pop Doctors. Writtenby Robert M. Lamb, edited by
(10:39):
Jordan Zuchanic, starring Jack Austin asCase, Robert M. Lamb as Time,
co starring Justin Alderson and Mitchell Beck. Music provided by Kevin McLeod of
incompetech dot com and soundsnap dot Com. Don't forget to rate and review this
(11:00):
podcast on iTunes. This has beena seven Lamb production.
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