August 24, 2021 • 13 mins
Case and Time have brought the Netflix owners to court. But can they win? It's up to all 11 angry men, and more importantly, the 1 mildly perturbed woman.
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(00:05):
Seven Land Productions presents to you CopDoctors Episode twenty four, eleven angry men
and one mildly perturbed the woman.As you can see, the idea and
(00:28):
even identities of our clients were stolen. It was swift, deliberate, and
careless. We implore you, gentlemenand lady of the jury, consider how
you would feel if your very lives, the essence of your being were stolen.
The Firefighter lawyers were hot at worktrying to prove the intent of the
(00:50):
Netflix owner stealing Cop Doctor idea.Anything else to add o, Lantern,
I suck at you. Eco objectionoverruled you. Guys honestly have been acting
like guns the whole trial, soyou're ruled over. The Netflix owners had
(01:15):
already made their statements. They werebeing represented by attorney general while Cop Doctors
were being represented by general attorneys.They needed to wrap things up fast because
it was almost five and once fivehit, both Jakoff and Jack o'lenton were
firefighters. That is just how itis. You know this, Okay?
(01:38):
The jury will now go and deliberateand we will reconvene in an hour.
I would also give me enough timeto go order and eat a cuban from
the corner store. All right worththe honorable Judge Aron go Yankees. What
do you think case fingers crossed?Worry? I think the jury will make
(02:01):
the right call. Yeah, likewith OJ what No, No, not
that OJ. OJ Sampson, myfriend from high school, nice guy played
college ball. How long do youthink they'll take who knows? Hopefully not
long. They know what's right andthey know we become firefighters at five.
(02:27):
We now sit in on the juryroom to listen to the eleven angry men
and one mildly perturbed woman. Soit's decided I shall be the foreman because
I want any meaning my ny mo. I still think you cheated. I
would never the jury was ready todeliberate. Shall we get started? I
don't think those cop doctors should receiveone penny? I mean, what is
(02:53):
that? Cops and doctors preposterous?May either it sounds made up if you
ask me something. Some stupid ideowith half his brain sales missing would cook
up when he's bored and can developany good ideas. I agree, like
a stupid late twenties early thirties podcasterwho's never watched adult swim but acts like
he has you think he hasn't watchedadult swim ever? Probably not, but
(03:16):
people won't believe him because his comedyis just so out there. I see
what about you, Juror number seven, what say you? I say that,
even if they are the originators,what makes them have total control of
the idea? Should other people notbe able to be cops and doctors?
(03:37):
Is this not America? Is thisnot the land of the Free? Oh?
It is? You have more tosay, dur rate, just this,
Down with cop doctors, Down withcop doctors, I say, Juror
nine. Here's the thing. WhenI was growing up in the Middle East,
I too struggle. Everyone does,so their struggle isn't much of anything
to me. You lived in theMiddle East, Yes, I'm from Ohio.
(04:00):
That's not the Middle East. Wellit's not the Midwest. That's for
damn sure. Gentlemen, gentlemen,please, you can't fight in here.
This is the jury room. Ahem, sorry, gentleman. And one woman.
Thank you for saying one before woman, because I am the only female
here and I want that known.You're welcome. I shall do it every
time, Thank you, kind sir. Okay, back to and where were
(04:24):
we? Juror ten. I couldcare less about this solo deal. I
just want to get home and watchfootball. There's no game on today.
I don't watch games my staff forthree hours of my actual football. Why
because I haven't owned a TV sincenineteen thirty six. You're not that old.
(04:46):
I could be that old. Showme your birth certificate. Fine,
here you go. Holy shit,this man is a hundred and thirteen years
old. Yeah, I owned cheevesbefore they were even mainstream. Then why
don't you have one now? BecauseI have my football? Yikes? Can't
(05:10):
believe you were selected. But okay, D eleven, I say we give
them the death penalty. Whoa,I don't think that's an option they should
fry for this? Oh will wait? Who the cop doctors? Old Netflix
exacts? Do we even have thedeath penalty here? No, we don't.
We could give them ourselves. Ihave weapons. I want a gatana
(05:30):
and a gumball machine. Yesterday.Shouldn't you win gum and a gumball machine?
You'd think. Okay, we're alla little perturbed by this case.
What does perturbed mean? It's pronounceddisturbed, No, perturbed, feeling concerned,
unsettled. I'm not perturbed. I'mangry. Actually I'm angry. You're
(05:53):
hungry too. No, I'm angryand I'm hanging angry. See me hanging
from the door frame? We we? Yes, I do. Now get
down here, use silly goose.Sorry, jeral One. You say that
we're all perturbed, but we're not. We're angry, all of us.
(06:14):
Yes, I'm stuck in this smallroom. Is so many angry men?
It's crazy, right, so let'scall it. Everyone think they're guilty.
Good meeting a journ Open the door. Wait, no one asked me what
I thought? You seemed content?No, you're right the first time.
I'm perturbed? Is that so?Only mildly perturbed? But you should still
(06:35):
ask me what I think? Sorry? What do you the one mildly perturbed
woman think? I think they shouldbe paid by Netflix? Ain't crazy?
This is ridiculous, aposterous. You'resupposed to be content. No, I'm
perturbed. Well only mildly. Doesthat matter? Well, I'm not changing
(06:58):
my mind? Me here here,sigh, I say out loud. Let
me guess you're going to try andconvince us to see your point of view.
Yes, just two minutes of yourtime, please, grown, I
say out loud too, but fine, let's hear it. Mister Time and
mister Case have been cops and doctorsfor some time now, is that not
(07:18):
right? So it would reason thatNetflix took their lives and marketed them for
a newer audience, a Netflix exclusiveaudience. Now the question is was this
deliberate or was this just parallel thinking. Parallel thinking does not give a creator
permission to capitalize on a new idea. Now, I'm no copyright lawyers,
(07:38):
so I'm not in the know whenit comes to copyright law. But one
can ascertain that Netflix is still inthe wrong. But how do we take
the doctor's woods about being around longa? Did you not see the proof presented
by the firefighter lawyers? It waspretty clear cut. The cop doctor's stories
have been around from the time theystarted talking about bread, which was in
two thousand and fifteen. Didn't theyredo their stories? Yeah? Sure,
(08:03):
their voices changed a bit, buttheir stories were still out there. Nonetheless,
Medical Police has not been around forthat long, even if we were
to take into account for the writingand filming process. So you think they
should be awarded money? I do, and I plan on staying here all
day if I have to to convinceyou all the same thing. Oh great,
this woman lies. She's angry justlike us. No I am perturbed.
(08:28):
Good sir, and only mildly Allrise for the honorable judge Aaron go
yankees. Everyone was back in coote. The judge made his way to his
(08:50):
seat and sat in it as onedoes in a seat, as the jury
reached a verdict. We have yourhonor, We have the all eleven angry
men and one mildly perturbed woman.Find the defendants guilty. O yea,
suck it. Gavel gavel gavels.Sorry everyone, I left my gavel at
(09:13):
the corner store. Now to dishout of the punishment, Bob Rob,
you are ordered by the court topay mister Time and mister case say some
of a five hundred dollars. That'sit. They may have stolen your idea,
(09:37):
but it's not that great of anidea. Okay, cops by day,
doctors by night. I mean that'slike a child's idea, missus,
bullshit. Gavel to you, sir, gavel, I say, gavel gavel.
(09:58):
Quiet, guys, you won.It's all matters. But also along
with the sum of money, thereis one more thing that is required.
Bob and Rob, you must kissthe plaintiffs on the mouth. What no,
yes, we don't want that.You don't want five hundred dollars and
(10:20):
a kiss. No, well,it's either that or five thousand dollars and
a high five. Yeah, okay, we'll take that instead. No no,
no, no, no, nono no, I've changed my mind.
Five hundred dollars and a kiss.That's what I said first, That's
what stays. The Netflix owners gavea quick pick to each of the cough
doctors and even the firefighter lawyers forgood measure. Good meeting is a journed
(10:46):
meeting. Now go get the fuckout everyone. Cavel cavel, go Yankees,
cavel cavel. Congratulations guys. Now, I would just take our cut?
(11:20):
What four hundred and fifty dollars?Wait? Do you guys owe us
a favor taking on your case?Was the favor? Actually? Winning?
Was service? Legal things and such? Thanks? Well, that sucks.
We made out with fifty dollars.Not really, Hello, gentlemen, where's
(11:41):
my cut? Your cut? Ioffered to pay off a member of the
jury. Why, I didn't knowif we'd win, you wouldn't have.
They were all angry at you,all eleven of them were angry, but
I was only mildly perturbed. That'swhy I approached her. I could feel
she was feeling anxious, concerned,but only mildly. That's illegal time only
for cot mos. Did you offera fifty dollars thank you? So we
(12:09):
end up with nothing? We gotkisses? We did get kisses. What
do you want to do now?I want to go home and watch the
do over? But Huby Halloween sucked. They all do Case, they all
do Cop Doctor, Cop Doctors.Written and edited by Robert M. Lamb,
(12:37):
starring Jack Austin as Case, RobertM. Lamb as Time. Co
starring Kyle Mooney, Mia Superlai,Claude c, Alexander Dotty, Eric Miller,
Ian Feller, Gareth Thomas, RyanGlover, James Purcell, Mark Kroftus,
(13:01):
Joseph Rodriguez, and Wayne Pierce.Music provided by Kevin McLeod of incomptec
dot com and soundsnap dot Com.Don't forget to rate and review this podcast
on iTunes. This has been aseven Lamb production.
Seven Land Productions presents to you CopDoctors Episode twenty four, eleven angry men
and one mildly perturbed the woman.As you can see, the idea and
(00:28):
even identities of our clients were stolen. It was swift, deliberate, and
careless. We implore you, gentlemenand lady of the jury, consider how
you would feel if your very lives, the essence of your being were stolen.
The Firefighter lawyers were hot at worktrying to prove the intent of the
(00:50):
Netflix owner stealing Cop Doctor idea.Anything else to add o, Lantern,
I suck at you. Eco objectionoverruled you. Guys honestly have been acting
like guns the whole trial, soyou're ruled over. The Netflix owners had
(01:15):
already made their statements. They werebeing represented by attorney general while Cop Doctors
were being represented by general attorneys.They needed to wrap things up fast because
it was almost five and once fivehit, both Jakoff and Jack o'lenton were
firefighters. That is just how itis. You know this, Okay?
(01:38):
The jury will now go and deliberateand we will reconvene in an hour.
I would also give me enough timeto go order and eat a cuban from
the corner store. All right worththe honorable Judge Aron go Yankees. What
do you think case fingers crossed?Worry? I think the jury will make
(02:01):
the right call. Yeah, likewith OJ what No, No, not
that OJ. OJ Sampson, myfriend from high school, nice guy played
college ball. How long do youthink they'll take who knows? Hopefully not
long. They know what's right andthey know we become firefighters at five.
(02:27):
We now sit in on the juryroom to listen to the eleven angry men
and one mildly perturbed woman. Soit's decided I shall be the foreman because
I want any meaning my ny mo. I still think you cheated. I
would never the jury was ready todeliberate. Shall we get started? I
don't think those cop doctors should receiveone penny? I mean, what is
(02:53):
that? Cops and doctors preposterous?May either it sounds made up if you
ask me something. Some stupid ideowith half his brain sales missing would cook
up when he's bored and can developany good ideas. I agree, like
a stupid late twenties early thirties podcasterwho's never watched adult swim but acts like
he has you think he hasn't watchedadult swim ever? Probably not, but
(03:16):
people won't believe him because his comedyis just so out there. I see
what about you, Juror number seven, what say you? I say that,
even if they are the originators,what makes them have total control of
the idea? Should other people notbe able to be cops and doctors?
(03:37):
Is this not America? Is thisnot the land of the Free? Oh?
It is? You have more tosay, dur rate, just this,
Down with cop doctors, Down withcop doctors, I say, Juror
nine. Here's the thing. WhenI was growing up in the Middle East,
I too struggle. Everyone does,so their struggle isn't much of anything
to me. You lived in theMiddle East, Yes, I'm from Ohio.
(04:00):
That's not the Middle East. Wellit's not the Midwest. That's for
damn sure. Gentlemen, gentlemen,please, you can't fight in here.
This is the jury room. Ahem, sorry, gentleman. And one woman.
Thank you for saying one before woman, because I am the only female
here and I want that known.You're welcome. I shall do it every
time, Thank you, kind sir. Okay, back to and where were
(04:24):
we? Juror ten. I couldcare less about this solo deal. I
just want to get home and watchfootball. There's no game on today.
I don't watch games my staff forthree hours of my actual football. Why
because I haven't owned a TV sincenineteen thirty six. You're not that old.
(04:46):
I could be that old. Showme your birth certificate. Fine,
here you go. Holy shit,this man is a hundred and thirteen years
old. Yeah, I owned cheevesbefore they were even mainstream. Then why
don't you have one now? BecauseI have my football? Yikes? Can't
(05:10):
believe you were selected. But okay, D eleven, I say we give
them the death penalty. Whoa,I don't think that's an option they should
fry for this? Oh will wait? Who the cop doctors? Old Netflix
exacts? Do we even have thedeath penalty here? No, we don't.
We could give them ourselves. Ihave weapons. I want a gatana
(05:30):
and a gumball machine. Yesterday.Shouldn't you win gum and a gumball machine?
You'd think. Okay, we're alla little perturbed by this case.
What does perturbed mean? It's pronounceddisturbed, No, perturbed, feeling concerned,
unsettled. I'm not perturbed. I'mangry. Actually I'm angry. You're
(05:53):
hungry too. No, I'm angryand I'm hanging angry. See me hanging
from the door frame? We we? Yes, I do. Now get
down here, use silly goose.Sorry, jeral One. You say that
we're all perturbed, but we're not. We're angry, all of us.
(06:14):
Yes, I'm stuck in this smallroom. Is so many angry men?
It's crazy, right, so let'scall it. Everyone think they're guilty.
Good meeting a journ Open the door. Wait, no one asked me what
I thought? You seemed content?No, you're right the first time.
I'm perturbed? Is that so?Only mildly perturbed? But you should still
(06:35):
ask me what I think? Sorry? What do you the one mildly perturbed
woman think? I think they shouldbe paid by Netflix? Ain't crazy?
This is ridiculous, aposterous. You'resupposed to be content. No, I'm
perturbed. Well only mildly. Doesthat matter? Well, I'm not changing
(06:58):
my mind? Me here here,sigh, I say out loud. Let
me guess you're going to try andconvince us to see your point of view.
Yes, just two minutes of yourtime, please, grown, I
say out loud too, but fine, let's hear it. Mister Time and
mister Case have been cops and doctorsfor some time now, is that not
(07:18):
right? So it would reason thatNetflix took their lives and marketed them for
a newer audience, a Netflix exclusiveaudience. Now the question is was this
deliberate or was this just parallel thinking. Parallel thinking does not give a creator
permission to capitalize on a new idea. Now, I'm no copyright lawyers,
(07:38):
so I'm not in the know whenit comes to copyright law. But one
can ascertain that Netflix is still inthe wrong. But how do we take
the doctor's woods about being around longa? Did you not see the proof presented
by the firefighter lawyers? It waspretty clear cut. The cop doctor's stories
have been around from the time theystarted talking about bread, which was in
two thousand and fifteen. Didn't theyredo their stories? Yeah? Sure,
(08:03):
their voices changed a bit, buttheir stories were still out there. Nonetheless,
Medical Police has not been around forthat long, even if we were
to take into account for the writingand filming process. So you think they
should be awarded money? I do, and I plan on staying here all
day if I have to to convinceyou all the same thing. Oh great,
this woman lies. She's angry justlike us. No I am perturbed.
(08:28):
Good sir, and only mildly Allrise for the honorable judge Aaron go
yankees. Everyone was back in coote. The judge made his way to his
(08:50):
seat and sat in it as onedoes in a seat, as the jury
reached a verdict. We have yourhonor, We have the all eleven angry
men and one mildly perturbed woman.Find the defendants guilty. O yea,
suck it. Gavel gavel gavels.Sorry everyone, I left my gavel at
(09:13):
the corner store. Now to dishout of the punishment, Bob Rob,
you are ordered by the court topay mister Time and mister case say some
of a five hundred dollars. That'sit. They may have stolen your idea,
(09:37):
but it's not that great of anidea. Okay, cops by day,
doctors by night. I mean that'slike a child's idea, missus,
bullshit. Gavel to you, sir, gavel, I say, gavel gavel.
(09:58):
Quiet, guys, you won.It's all matters. But also along
with the sum of money, thereis one more thing that is required.
Bob and Rob, you must kissthe plaintiffs on the mouth. What no,
yes, we don't want that.You don't want five hundred dollars and
(10:20):
a kiss. No, well,it's either that or five thousand dollars and
a high five. Yeah, okay, we'll take that instead. No no,
no, no, no, nono no, I've changed my mind.
Five hundred dollars and a kiss.That's what I said first, That's
what stays. The Netflix owners gavea quick pick to each of the cough
doctors and even the firefighter lawyers forgood measure. Good meeting is a journed
(10:46):
meeting. Now go get the fuckout everyone. Cavel cavel, go Yankees,
cavel cavel. Congratulations guys. Now, I would just take our cut?
(11:20):
What four hundred and fifty dollars?Wait? Do you guys owe us
a favor taking on your case?Was the favor? Actually? Winning?
Was service? Legal things and such? Thanks? Well, that sucks.
We made out with fifty dollars.Not really, Hello, gentlemen, where's
(11:41):
my cut? Your cut? Ioffered to pay off a member of the
jury. Why, I didn't knowif we'd win, you wouldn't have.
They were all angry at you,all eleven of them were angry, but
I was only mildly perturbed. That'swhy I approached her. I could feel
she was feeling anxious, concerned,but only mildly. That's illegal time only
for cot mos. Did you offera fifty dollars thank you? So we
(12:09):
end up with nothing? We gotkisses? We did get kisses. What
do you want to do now?I want to go home and watch the
do over? But Huby Halloween sucked. They all do Case, they all
do Cop Doctor, Cop Doctors.Written and edited by Robert M. Lamb,
(12:37):
starring Jack Austin as Case, RobertM. Lamb as Time. Co
starring Kyle Mooney, Mia Superlai,Claude c, Alexander Dotty, Eric Miller,
Ian Feller, Gareth Thomas, RyanGlover, James Purcell, Mark Kroftus,
(13:01):
Joseph Rodriguez, and Wayne Pierce.Music provided by Kevin McLeod of incomptec
dot com and soundsnap dot Com.Don't forget to rate and review this podcast
on iTunes. This has been aseven Lamb production.
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