October 21, 2021 • 9 mins
Time and Case are getting ready to operate on a patient when they find out all their tools are broken. Now they must contact Case's old elementary school teacher and see if they can use her Magic School Bus! Maybe that'll help? It's magical after all!
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"Private Eye," "Aces High," "Funky Chunk," "ZigZag" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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(00:05):
Seven. Land Productions Presents Cop Doctors, Episode twenty five, The Magic School
Loves. Okay, Miss Rosenthal,this will be really easy. We're giving
(00:30):
you something to help you sleep,and then we'll have that auttery clear and
no time and one of my stomachissue. I've been so very hungry.
We didn't see anything wrong with yourstomach, Beth. Maybe it has to
do with this issue. Yeah,one thing at a time, okay,
Miss Rosenthal. We need you tocount backwards from ten. Okay, and
don't use mississippies. That's just awaste of time. Okay, ten,
(00:55):
nine, eight, seven, Butthe hell told you seven? They always
conk out at seven. No,it's five. You slip the more I
did not Oh ly to me time. I'm not lying, and you owe
me twenty dollars doctors, Yes,nurse Betty, seriously, you can just
use Betty. We could oh wait, won't ever? Shouldn't we get to
(01:21):
the surgery, yes, of course, ready to catheter. Missus Rosenthal had
to go into surgery because she wasfeeling weak from a blocked artery, a
similar weakness I felt growing up outsideof the Serengetti, struggling every day to
find food for me and my viditch. Oh what is it? Nurse Betty
the catheter? It's broken? Lookbroken? Case you're thinking sabotage, Well
(01:48):
now I am, But we couldjust build. Nurse Betty grab us another
one, okay, but Nurse Bettydid not grab another one because there was
no other one. They were allbroken, all of them. What do
we do? Case, Miss Rosenthalwon't be asleep forever and we have to
unclog her chubby little artery. Let'sthink. Let's think we need something small
(02:12):
enough to fit inside her. Butwhat's that small you mean besides your penis?
Case? No time for jokes.I couldn't resist, But you're right.
What could we use? Case thoughtabout all the instruments at their disposal,
but none would work. Then hethought back to his teachings. That
(02:36):
is when he remembered his old elementaryschool teacher. I got it, What
come with me? Where are wegoing? Just come on, hello,
(03:15):
miss Frazzle, you remember me?It's just in case I was in your
second grade class. Oh yeah,just in case I remember you. You
were always yelling, and you alwaysvaguely sounded like the dude from Seinfeld and
Family guy, And I still doI notice you don't look so good.
(03:39):
I'm fine. I need just anold age life's been rough. Oh well
we need your help, Miss frazzlmy help. Yes, we need the
magic school bus. Just then,case and high fight and stunted dancing.
(04:02):
We get to ride a magic schoolbus. Yeah that's awesome. I can
do anything like what like fucking anything? Awesome? Guys. Yes, I
don't have the magic school bus anymore. What what happened? Well, I
was doing a field trip with abunch of students and their parents in the
(04:26):
Amazon jungle, and we shrunk downto the size of a howler monkey.
I wanted to show the kids howhowder monkeys called each other. But when
I honked my horn, there wassome confusion, and well, a couple
of howlers took the hankers a meetingcall and started straight up pumping the bus.
Parents weren't happy, so the schooltook the bus from me. So
(04:47):
there's no magic school bus, notanymore. I'm afraid, damn it.
But I have something else. What'sthat? Let me show you. Miss
Frazzle opened her garage door to revealan old, dusty Ford Pinto. A
(05:17):
Ford Pinto Is it magical? Stuff, magic stuff. Yeah sure, are
you sure it runs? Two ofits tires are flat and the back seats
have been stripped. You don't needback seats, awful tires. When you
have, when you have, whereyou have magic. Miss Frazzle took a
(05:45):
long puff of her cigarette before coughingup some flame. Yeah, gross,
have out the kids. I wantto go for a magic Ford Pinto trip.
Well, we need to help alady with a law Gary, Okay,
well hobbin, I'll go in afucking iry. I don't give a
shit. It beat sitting in myrocking chair wanting to die. Jesus,
(06:12):
she used to be a lot morecheerful. That'll happen, infantema of divorce,
bankruptcy and no will to live afterhappened now getting Miss Frazzle drove the
(06:44):
coup doctor back to the hospital.I really wish you had backseats. My
ass hurts, shutter, sat onyour knees, pussy, then my knees
would hurt, Yeah, but notyour ass. Here we are you're ready,
(07:05):
are you? Yeah? I'm fine, I'm fine. Remind me to
pick up another pack on the wayhome. Though, maybe you should stop
smoking? Oh sure, let mequit the one thing I look forward to
every single day that surely won't makeme depressed and put me into an early
grave. Sorry, never mind,are you hey? Time? Watch this?
(07:29):
It's awesome. She's gonna shrink thecar down and we're gonna fly through
the air and everything. Temper yourexpectations. What de Pindo can't fly?
It can't, Oh Supindo? Thebus could? Yeah, magicis Upindo the
rooms on the second floor. That'sfine. We'll shrink down and drive up
using the elevator. That's gonna takea while, isn't it. She belt
(07:49):
everyone, but I don't have one. Just in the tinco shrunk down to
the size of her fleet and drovealong the sidewalk toward the hospital engines.
This thing really can't fly. Hearme a second. You're kind of glide,
but we need from speed. Twohours and an elevator right later,
(08:13):
and the Pinto was in Missus Rosenthal'sroom. Here we go. Miss Frazzle
hit the end of the doorstop withlaun steca up onto the bed. She
drove over the sheets and right intoMissus Rosenthal's mouth. Oh my god,
here we go. Tune in nexttime. It is somewhat thrilling conclusion of
(08:37):
this bullshit cop Doctor Cop Doctors writtenand edited by Robert M. Lamb,
(09:11):
starring Jack Austin as Just in Caseand Robert M. Lamb as justin Time.
Co starring Hope Ennis, Darlene Davis, and Chris Davis. Music provided
by Kevin McLoud of incompetech dot com. If you enjoy this podcast, don't
forget to rate and review, andvisit www dot seven lamb dot com for
(09:33):
more podcasts such as this one.This has been a seven Lamb production.
Seven. Land Productions Presents Cop Doctors, Episode twenty five, The Magic School
Loves. Okay, Miss Rosenthal,this will be really easy. We're giving
(00:30):
you something to help you sleep,and then we'll have that auttery clear and
no time and one of my stomachissue. I've been so very hungry.
We didn't see anything wrong with yourstomach, Beth. Maybe it has to
do with this issue. Yeah,one thing at a time, okay,
Miss Rosenthal. We need you tocount backwards from ten. Okay, and
don't use mississippies. That's just awaste of time. Okay, ten,
(00:55):
nine, eight, seven, Butthe hell told you seven? They always
conk out at seven. No,it's five. You slip the more I
did not Oh ly to me time. I'm not lying, and you owe
me twenty dollars doctors, Yes,nurse Betty, seriously, you can just
use Betty. We could oh wait, won't ever? Shouldn't we get to
(01:21):
the surgery, yes, of course, ready to catheter. Missus Rosenthal had
to go into surgery because she wasfeeling weak from a blocked artery, a
similar weakness I felt growing up outsideof the Serengetti, struggling every day to
find food for me and my viditch. Oh what is it? Nurse Betty
the catheter? It's broken? Lookbroken? Case you're thinking sabotage, Well
(01:48):
now I am, But we couldjust build. Nurse Betty grab us another
one, okay, but Nurse Bettydid not grab another one because there was
no other one. They were allbroken, all of them. What do
we do? Case, Miss Rosenthalwon't be asleep forever and we have to
unclog her chubby little artery. Let'sthink. Let's think we need something small
(02:12):
enough to fit inside her. Butwhat's that small you mean besides your penis?
Case? No time for jokes.I couldn't resist, But you're right.
What could we use? Case thoughtabout all the instruments at their disposal,
but none would work. Then hethought back to his teachings. That
(02:36):
is when he remembered his old elementaryschool teacher. I got it, What
come with me? Where are wegoing? Just come on, hello,
(03:15):
miss Frazzle, you remember me?It's just in case I was in your
second grade class. Oh yeah,just in case I remember you. You
were always yelling, and you alwaysvaguely sounded like the dude from Seinfeld and
Family guy, And I still doI notice you don't look so good.
(03:39):
I'm fine. I need just anold age life's been rough. Oh well
we need your help, Miss frazzlmy help. Yes, we need the
magic school bus. Just then,case and high fight and stunted dancing.
(04:02):
We get to ride a magic schoolbus. Yeah that's awesome. I can
do anything like what like fucking anything? Awesome? Guys. Yes, I
don't have the magic school bus anymore. What what happened? Well, I
was doing a field trip with abunch of students and their parents in the
(04:26):
Amazon jungle, and we shrunk downto the size of a howler monkey.
I wanted to show the kids howhowder monkeys called each other. But when
I honked my horn, there wassome confusion, and well, a couple
of howlers took the hankers a meetingcall and started straight up pumping the bus.
Parents weren't happy, so the schooltook the bus from me. So
(04:47):
there's no magic school bus, notanymore. I'm afraid, damn it.
But I have something else. What'sthat? Let me show you. Miss
Frazzle opened her garage door to revealan old, dusty Ford Pinto. A
(05:17):
Ford Pinto Is it magical? Stuff, magic stuff. Yeah sure, are
you sure it runs? Two ofits tires are flat and the back seats
have been stripped. You don't needback seats, awful tires. When you
have, when you have, whereyou have magic. Miss Frazzle took a
(05:45):
long puff of her cigarette before coughingup some flame. Yeah, gross,
have out the kids. I wantto go for a magic Ford Pinto trip.
Well, we need to help alady with a law Gary, Okay,
well hobbin, I'll go in afucking iry. I don't give a
shit. It beat sitting in myrocking chair wanting to die. Jesus,
(06:12):
she used to be a lot morecheerful. That'll happen, infantema of divorce,
bankruptcy and no will to live afterhappened now getting Miss Frazzle drove the
(06:44):
coup doctor back to the hospital.I really wish you had backseats. My
ass hurts, shutter, sat onyour knees, pussy, then my knees
would hurt, Yeah, but notyour ass. Here we are you're ready,
(07:05):
are you? Yeah? I'm fine, I'm fine. Remind me to
pick up another pack on the wayhome. Though, maybe you should stop
smoking? Oh sure, let mequit the one thing I look forward to
every single day that surely won't makeme depressed and put me into an early
grave. Sorry, never mind,are you hey? Time? Watch this?
(07:29):
It's awesome. She's gonna shrink thecar down and we're gonna fly through
the air and everything. Temper yourexpectations. What de Pindo can't fly?
It can't, Oh Supindo? Thebus could? Yeah, magicis Upindo the
rooms on the second floor. That'sfine. We'll shrink down and drive up
using the elevator. That's gonna takea while, isn't it. She belt
(07:49):
everyone, but I don't have one. Just in the tinco shrunk down to
the size of her fleet and drovealong the sidewalk toward the hospital engines.
This thing really can't fly. Hearme a second. You're kind of glide,
but we need from speed. Twohours and an elevator right later,
(08:13):
and the Pinto was in Missus Rosenthal'sroom. Here we go. Miss Frazzle
hit the end of the doorstop withlaun steca up onto the bed. She
drove over the sheets and right intoMissus Rosenthal's mouth. Oh my god,
here we go. Tune in nexttime. It is somewhat thrilling conclusion of
(08:37):
this bullshit cop Doctor Cop Doctors writtenand edited by Robert M. Lamb,
(09:11):
starring Jack Austin as Just in Caseand Robert M. Lamb as justin Time.
Co starring Hope Ennis, Darlene Davis, and Chris Davis. Music provided
by Kevin McLoud of incompetech dot com. If you enjoy this podcast, don't
forget to rate and review, andvisit www dot seven lamb dot com for
(09:33):
more podcasts such as this one.This has been a seven Lamb production.
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