The Big Gay New Deal

Derailed and in rare form our heroes take on problems at home in the high desert and call out the governor elect for abandoning the federally mandated post in the southwestern portion of the state that was defending the area from "asylum seekers". The newly elected Governor of New Mexico openly committed an act of treason by doing so and should have the impeachment process initiated upon her personal dismissal of a federal executive order. We press into further issues facing the state as newer red flag laws are being formulated by officials to begin creating infringements on the second amendment. Namely by domestic violence assumption and also by an assumption that makes someone deemed "unsafe" by another member of the public. Blasting out of the local news we jive into the second horse-face of the THOTpocalypse. During the state of the union, the president made claims that the majority of new beneficiaries of new found job positions in the local economy was handed to women, who in turn were so pleased with themselves that they gave themselves their very own standing ovation. At the front of the THOTpocalpse Alexandira Ocasia Cortez deems the beginning of the brand new green deal which will set America apart from every country in the world by destroying what has been created. Buildings and infrastructure will start by rebuilding structures as earth ships with only the grandest of energy saving technology. We trade man-spreading and man-splaining for fembellishing and estromics as she is unable to come up with a figure for how much this will cost.