The CUCKoning Begins

Welcome back, crushers! We toast to the 10th episode of this uncucking adventure. We launch into the foul-played scenario in which the king of hoax hate crimes, Jessie Smollett, scates away scot-free with an expunged record, signed, sealed and delivered live from Chicago. He climbs the friend-ladder until he is washed clean of his "charges." President Trump, commander in chief, threatens to shut down the borders and let the dust settle on the thousands of illegal migrants crossing the border to the land of milk and plenty, where they automatically access welfare, food tamps, medicare and voting rights. The house committee calls out the pencil-neck himself, Adam Schiff, and asks for his resignation. We head into hot segments from our THOTpocalypse series and the melt down of AOC and the real Green New Deal as the communist leap forward. Neither side of the aisle fed into voting for it, where it died on the floor instantly. We launch a new segment dubbed the CUCKoning, showcased by leaders, thots and cucks alike divulging their flat opinions to virtue signal from their political soapboxes and earn social media currency for votes.