Village Vets: The world doesn't end when Cardi B stands you up

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Speaker 2 (00:11):
my bad, I forgot to do the countdown.
I don't know if you noticedlast week that new countdown I
tried to use.
Yeah, it didn't mute the mics.
Yeah, that's okay, I hope Ididn't say anything about
anybody.
Old lady.
Well, did it come up in yourlife last week?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
no, I don't reckon.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
I don't think you said anything.
Yeah, I can hear you.
Let me turn you up a little bit.
No, actually I need to turn youup.
There we go.
I forgot I had turned it downwhen I was in here, recording by
myself, instead of just mutingit.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
That's all good.
What's been going on?
Dog, Tell me something good.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
I ain't got much good to tell you today.
Why not?
Well, outside of Clemson losingon Saturday, it was a pretty
Saturday.
Sunday the Falcons got beat30-0 by the Carolina Panthers
and I really hate that.
We got beat 30-0 because itlooked like the defense didn't
play their ass off, but they did, and you know what it's like to

(01:14):
be on defense.
Come about the fourth quarter.
Okay, we ain't gonna win, andthese niggas ain't even making
it interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
It's boring now.
Coach get a second screen.
You seen, kirk got his ass inus.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
And then today I went to the Cardi B meet and greet
but I did some meeting and somegreeting, but it wasn't no Cardi
, what you mean.
Well, it was supposed to bestart at 1 o'clock.
She's a super mega star.
I don't expect her to be thereon time.
I'm thinking 2.30.

(01:50):
You know what I mean.
3 o'clock.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
I left at 6 no car to steal hello it's me where you
at bitch.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
You know what I'm saying.
She didn't show up at all.
I mean she finally got there.
Let me go to instagram, becauseI did follow somebody.
Uh, you do me wrong but youjust an artist, um who that?
So let me see if she doneposted it, yeah, but nah,

(02:21):
apparently, yes, you didn't getthat till like eight o'clock,
well, did you?

Speaker 1 (02:24):
see the video she just dropped.
No, oh my yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Cardi is in the shit.
It looked like shit town, sonof all, with this little of like
a like a powder blue dress onand you seen the biggest, or
Areola, that was just sittingright there and just sitting up
and it was pregnant and it waslike I'm alright with that.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
You like a big, pregnant areola.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Oh man, bj, I think I like that old freaky shit.
Yeah, let me see if I can findit real quick, because it did
something to me today.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
I was telling this shorty the other night that a
woman's breasts ain't reallyright until they've carried milk
.
Once they become milk producingtits, that that's when they can
become like top notch tits.
Like it's something about whatthat milk does to them and
changes the form, and you justknow it's a real grown woman tit

(03:21):
, you know.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah, it got a little extra sag to it, she wearing
that dress, that she, thatmotherfucker, was at town center
mall bro seeing it.
Well, no, that's for.
Yeah, that was her today tellingus to make sure you got your
fans your water and wash yourass, because it's gonna be 90
degrees outside yeah, oh, what avideo with damn all that you

(03:44):
got to see the video when I takeman Cardi started acting so bad
I was like shit, I mightfucking run and go check this
new album out.
Yeah, oh, you haven't listenedto it.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
It's a pretty good listen.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Look at that picture again and you can really see.
You can see what I'm looking at.
But man, oh yeah, them thingsheavy.
You hear what I'm saying heavy.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
You know rue was saying, though it's a bunch of
uh little poor cardi b's justrunning around new york.
If you want to get you one, Ibelieve it.
Not you want to get you one,you know, I believe it.
You know, I might try to go upthere and rent me one for a
little while you're never wrongwith that, shit me too no, no,
no, no.
Yeah me too, no, no, no.

(04:28):
You gotta leave that to me hell.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
No, let me see, just be gonna put.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
I didn't know it was extra live, yeah, yeah yeah, I
pressed the button, um, and youknow, man, how this goes.
Hey, make sure, uh, make sure.
Y'all check us out on YouTubeVillage Vets, instagram.
Village Vets Pod.
Tiktok, village Vets Pod.
It's another one Kik and Twitch.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah we're streamers.
Yes, sir, yes sir.
I want to shake back, though.
What did Cardi do?
Did she make it?
Did you even see it, man?

Speaker 2 (05:07):
look here, they brought a bunch of Suburbs.
They came in around about one30.
We think it's called everybodyyelling screaming.
You know, I met a man namedRussian cream.
I don't think I'll ever saythat again.
Shout out to um.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
no, I'm not gonna do that because, yeah, you will
shout out Russian cream from thecity.
Shout out Russian cream in thecity, man yeah, yeah, yeah, um,
but anyways.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
So then they like a bunch of Chick-fil-a showed up
over there, so it appeared thatthey was bringing her
Chick-fil-a and shit we don'tknow.
But then somebody else drove by, acting like they was Carding,
and then she went on live andwas talking about whatever.
She was talking about herhaving a bad day.
All this stuff been going onand on and the people out there
were saying that she didn't feelsafe.

(05:56):
She needed more security.
Well, don't go to a shoppingcenter in riverdale with a food
depot in it.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Thanks.
So why she didn't feel safethough, like I mean, didn't she
have?
She had her own security.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Man, you know how, you know how much law was out
there.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Folks, wasn't?

Speaker 2 (06:13):
even rolling up boogers like that, for real, for
real.
So much law out there.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah, no, yeah, and that's that's another thing.
Why, like, how would you feel?
And again I can't say how,because she is a woman, pregnant
.
I mean, I get it, but you do,you gotta take this, you gotta
take her uh, health and safetyshit in into big consideration,
I guess as well.
However, is, was it?
Was it like a big crowd whereit was like swarming us, warming

(06:39):
the call?

Speaker 2 (06:40):
bro, it was a big crowd, but, like, as they put up
the tape to get people in line,everybody was in line.
It wasn't like chaos.
You felt really safe amongst abunch of people who don't
necessarily look the safestRight and, again, heavy police
presence.
There wasn't too much going on.
Now, I did almost have to cussa woman out, though.

(07:01):
Why?
Because she tried to cut me inline and I don't really care
about you cutting me, but sheout there with a chair, an
umbrella, I don't know she waspregnant or just big as hell,
and she kept nudging me and hitme with the umbrella.
So like, hey, how you gonna tryto sneak in front of me in the
line and hitting me with shitdid she like?

Speaker 1 (07:24):
was she trying to be like sneaky?

Speaker 2 (07:25):
yes, ah, okay, so you know I had to say something to
her.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
You know, I see, you, don't you?

Speaker 2 (07:30):
motherfucker.
I didn't say that.
I said god damn.
If you want the past me, justsay hey, dog, let me get in
right here, but you're justsitting here you hit me with
your chair, your umbrella and,oh, I am so sorry.
I was like you're not sorry,it's okay, you don't have to be
sorry because you're not sittinghere.
You hit me with your chair,your umbrella oh I am so sorry.
I was like you're not sorry,it's okay, you don't have to be
sorry Because you're not.
You want to get in line?
Just say that.

(07:51):
Don't apologize because you'renot sorry.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Because it ain't real , because as soon as you get in
this spot and it's open, youain't even going to turn around
again.
No, if.
Cardi, let us in thismotherfucker, you wouldn't even
turn back around, and if you wasfine, oh man, I wouldn't even
say nothing, yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Oh, so she was.
I mean, I mean, I told you Icouldn't tell if she was
pregnant, but she was yourbiggest hill.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Well, you know, they say, they had all that coochie
up under that part, up underthat stomach.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Man, it's too much stomach under there that I'd be
digging for days it's marinating.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
That's what they say.
Well, see that.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
And that's and that's what scares me all that sweat
marinating down in there.
I know she ain't pulling them,folds up every day properly to
clean them out.
Clean the crease supposed to no, you ain't supposed to.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Y'all let that water just sit and roll through.
You know, you know, when youget in the shower, you just let
them hit them little creases andyou just let them keep rolling
bro, you know, when you justlike leave water somewhere for
too long it was starting to getmoldy, get funky, yeah, for sure
, that's what I imagine.
There but one thing I can tellyou about big girls, a lot of

(08:55):
big girls, they gonna, when theyget out the shower, a lot of
them put that baby powder on soit absorb all that water, and
then that under titty oh god,that's, it's God.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Have you ever licked powder?
Not too powder.
I'm talking about you done, gotyou a big one, and then you get
to kissing on them.
And now I got that littlepowder.
I mean yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
And it also ain't just big girls.
I done had some little, somelittle, some little chunky shit.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
That done did that before you know.
So I used to powder my man areaand you know I was doing just a
morning routine powdering but Iwas headed on a mission oh,
that always is, bad yeah but youknow, you just do it out of
instinct, because not eventhinking about it.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
I get over there.
We chilling drop the draws andit's that white and stuff here
for god, cocaine cop you don'tknow.
What's funny is like I starteddoing that little shit.
I stopped the powder like thelittle.
Let me clear it up.
I stopped the baby baby powderof my younger self when I was in

(10:06):
high school, and the onlyreason I was doing it then was
because, bro, I remember myfreshman year we went out to
West Georgia for a football campand I did not realize that a
real one could get chapped likethat.
Oh God, I didn't realize it.
Man, that inner part right here,son, I couldn't play the

(10:28):
championship game.
I'll never forget the wholeteam got pissed because I
couldn't play, like I.
Literally I could not move, Icouldn't run, I couldn't do
nothing.
All this right here, raw, raw.
As soon as we got two cardersI'll never forget Coach Hardy
and my dad they came in, theymade me drop some baby powder,

(10:48):
not baby powder, that greenalcohol hit right there.
I put all that sting rightthere and then throw that baby
powder right on the top.
Bro, it was straight, but, man,it was absolutely awful while
it was going on, brother, oh myGod.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
What's some other wild hygiene shit that you did
or like as a football player,just weird stuff that you did
for your body to feel better,stuff that you don't do now, so
you more.
So mean like after the games orlike after Just like how we,
like I, used to powder my nutsbecause I didn't want to walk
around with a sweaty crotch.
You know what I'm saying thatfor sure.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
But then one thing that I took extra heavy on was
after the game I would always,always get a deep tissue massage
under my ass.
Weird I know, but it was like Iwould always get like cramps
only came in two spots with me.
They would come right here,like under my calf muscle or

(11:51):
like under like my, my, likethigh part or whatever man, and
that shit would lock me up.
That shit would lock me up towhere I had to have it.
I had to have a deep, so deeptissue and the weirdest, I would
have to drink a bottle ofPedialyte before the game Every
time.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
That's better than drinking pickle juice before the
game.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
I didn't like no fucking pickle juice.
I was a Pedialyte type of babyBefore every game.
We don't miss it.
We not missing the PedialyteOrange.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Dog.
I caught cramps one time cominghome from a game and I'm coming
over there by uh, the steelmill right over here, my nigga,
I caught double hamstring crampsdriving you better pull that
motherfucker out.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
That's the only thing you can do, bro because, like
you know how the cramps is, youfeel it coming.
You know it's about to kickright in the.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
And for y'all who don't know, I was like two
minutes from my front doortrying to fight it, fight it.
Then that other one.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Now you can't move, boy, now you can't move.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Yeah, no, yeah, no I'm happy that part of my life
is over, because catching crampsare terrible, especially if you
catch it in the game.
Because you got to keep playing, you didn't know that grown man
, listen.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
that's why I say you find out who you really supposed
to be then in those times, justto see if you really supposed
to play sports.
Excuse me, or is this somethingthat you know?
Is this really just anextracurricular?

Speaker 2 (13:18):
You know what else I found out about me?
What I'm not supposed tosupport cardi b ever again why
you said that just because oftoday yeah, oh god, yeah, you
didn't respect my time.
People took off from work to goto that.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Yeah I mean, well, she, yeah, but she was
technically at work still andpregnant.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
You got to be taking consideration well then, don't
plan it while you're pregnantwell, I mean, yeah, don't plan
it.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
But then again you got to think about every day
ain't the same when you praythat mother probably.
She probably had a great dayyesterday when she was, when I
told you walking in the mall,twerking, got them titties and
ass out acting a fool.
But then, you know, todayprobably got a little rough when
she was waking up this morningwell, you know, if I were dating
Cardi B, I'm all there.

(14:05):
I'm here for you ups and downs,but as somebody who paid a few
dollars to go to a meet andgreet and to try to grab a
picture that I could pimp forcontent.
So let me ask you they was likeyou was able to get pictures
and all that.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Well, no, you couldn't even take your own
pictures.
They were going to takepictures in there.
You had to scan the qr codebecause the the label was like
nah what wait?

Speaker 1 (14:32):
so if you had a, if you got a smartphone, you ain't
taking no pictures no, no, ifyou.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
Once you got in there they said you couldn't take any
pictures.
They're going to take thepictures and you scan the qr
code and you go get them off thewebsite most scammy bullshit,
you know what?

Speaker 1 (14:46):
I mean, yeah, that's all.
This, that's all.
It sounds like like they justwant you to go make sure you
getting in and getting a wholeuh, what's that word?
Getting a whole, uh, uh, uh, uh, extra.
I don't know what's going on, Idon't know, fuck them.
But anyway, shit, tell me aboutyour week on the back end part,
though, other than Cardi andall that bullshit.
Oh well, we celebrated.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Dean's baby shower.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Yes, sir.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Shout out to Todd and Shadrica you know we ready for
T3.
No haul, show up here inNovember.
It's a great time to be aroundfriends and family.
Nice to meet the new family,because I didn't know them
niggas, I didn't.
Like I met Draco but I hadn'tmet her family.

(15:31):
You know what I'm saying so itwas nice to get to get around
them because you know if theyhost at Todd's house, you know I
might pull up and get a plate.
You know Todd have a Super Bowlparty and people's there.
Oh yeah, I remember you fromthe.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Instead of being I don't know you motherfuckers.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it was good, food was good.
Shout out to that fried birdMeatballs.
Shout out.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
D White too, on that grill cooking, all that good
stuff.
Was that his wife?
I didn't know what was going on.
Shout out to the person up and,I think, was that his wife, I
didn't know what was going on.
Okay, well, I know, if it wasshout out to the, to the person
that the, the caters and thecooks and everybody that was out
there showing love, because,man, I ain't no pasta salad baby
, but good god, yeah, I wastalking about.
But then I almost, I almostrelapsed.

(16:18):
Oh god, I almost relapsed.
I end up in that pasta salad.
Oh yeah, they did.
They had sausage in that ham,it's true, I don't mind it.
Yeah, I end up doing littlescripts though they were scripts
and little noodles Again, Idone.
Got grown now where I don'trealize I'm really an adult now.

(16:41):
But this first time, like thisfirst chapter in my life, really
an adult now.
For this first time this firstchapter in my life BJ can really
eat tomatoes without I can justeat tomatoes.
I feel proud of myself nowbecause, like I said, I can
actually put my fork on a tomatonoodle.
Little shrimp, come on back andkill them.
You couldn't do that before.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
No.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
You wouldn't eat no tomato.
Fuck, no, I wouldn't eatnothing.
I wasn, I'm not.
I wouldn't eat nothing.
I wasn't a healthy baby.
I'm not eating.
No, I just started eatingavocado.
I love that.
Um, I just started eatingtomatoes, love them.
Just start, let me see bellpepper.
Just start whooping them down.
Um, shit, anything that you canreally say.

(17:23):
Got some color in it.
Did you supposed to be eatingthe shit like the healthy shit?
Yeah, that's just now started.
Did you boo-boo regularly Allthe time?
That's crazy.
Listen, you gotta understand.
That's why I say it.
I'm really a McDonald's baby.
So it's like I said I've beenboo-booing and shit the right
way.
It's like legit.

(17:45):
When folks used to, drew made acomment the other day and said
he ate something from McDonald'sand couldn't burp, I said nigga
, please, you didn't get theright thing.
One thing about it if you go toMcDonald's and you can't burp,
go get one of them, big, strongass Coca-Cola's.
I swear to God, I ain'tknocking shoes off, boy.
So that's what I'm saying.

(18:06):
It's just like you can say allthat.
But, man, listen, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know lee.
Personally, if I eat mcdonald's,oh man, I might be clogged up
for a day or two really yeah,but you know I I eat fairly
healthy yeah, so like I eat thatstuff and you know, yeah, no,
I'll tell you, bro, I'm me, Ican literally eat anything, but

(18:27):
that's one of the big thingswith me and I know to make me
look extra, but I'm one of themdudes that I'm gonna shit
regardless.
And then, especially if I putthat uh casino in there, I don't
mind it, it's a wrap.
This time, listen, it's a, it'sa wrap man, it's showtime now.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
See, that's me in my, in my pouches.
Yeah, give me some pouches, andoh god, lee, don't let me.
Uh, make some coffee, manthat's all I need.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
That's what I'm saying, and the fact that that's
another thing.
Grown up, vj drank coffee.
Now I don't really drink, Idon't drink coffee, I drank,
drink a caramel ribbon frappe.
Let me see that.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
Look at this soft ass coffee I just told you about.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Caramel, ribbon macchiato or frappuccino, this
shit like that.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
You want me to go in there and just make you a cup of
just some black coffee?

Speaker 1 (19:17):
No.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Just some bitter black coffee.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
See, that's too strong for me.
That ain't my MO.
I wouldn't drink coffee if itwas just up to me.
Period.
But the fact that Starbucksthey put that heavy that white
cream, not even the whippedcream, what that shit called
that French vanilla cream, theysold it to them because I don't

(19:43):
really like all that whippedcream French vanilla foam Good
God it to us because I don'treally like all that whipped
cream French vanilla foam GoodGod.
Oh, my Chill You're telling mesomething.
Listen, crunch ribbon.
I'm telling you crunch ribbon.
Make sure I'm saying the rightone.
Listen, bro, when I tell youagain Big V, he ain't never been
one of them guys just going tosay, yeah, let's go get us a

(20:03):
coffee or none of that.
No, sir, the one I got it iswhere you at, where you at,
where you at, boom, right hereit is the Crunch Ribbon
Macchiato.
But you got to get extra crunchand extra caramel.
So the crunch is like you know,know you don't hate a star

(20:24):
crunch before, right, yes, thatthat, that crunch shit to be on
the top.
Take the whole star crunch way,but get that crunch to put it
on the top and just put them allover the drink almighty.
You put it on the bottom andthe top and you put the caramel
on bottom top with that front,with the french vanilla white
cream right there in the middle.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
good god almighty, are you drinking any coffee, or
is it just a bunch of sugar, Imean?

Speaker 1 (20:47):
it's all coffee.
It's all coffee, but you'remixing it together.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
I like my coffee, like I like my women.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Black Come on, listen Uh-uh.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
No, sir, I'm saying that pretty spills on my hoodie.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
No, sir, say that pretty spills on my hoodie.
No, sir, I had my.
You know, like I said, a littlesplash of that extra shit in
there.
We alright, mhm, but anyway,where's Rue?

Speaker 2 (21:17):
I don't know you ain't talking to him.
I was on the phone when youcalled him.
Where the hell is Rue and heain't fucking with us today and
he just said he was coming home.
I know and I'm gonna say wherethe hell is rue I don't know and
he ain't with us today.
He just said he was coming home.
I know and I'm gonna say whatthe hell is rude.
He actually mentioned himbefore.
Nah, he ain't gonna like.
If I say what the hell is realyou, then he'll say I ain't
gonna show up.

(21:38):
You know how you do me?
Yeah, what I mean when I talkwell, I ain't gonna show up.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
You do wrong, but you just all right.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,hey, hey, hey hey, hey, hey.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Question though why you, why you?
Why you doing that?
What up?
You know those electric fansthat the people have.
Yep, what are your thoughts onmen carrying those fans?

Speaker 1 (21:59):
so first let me ask you if you what exactly like?
Just the one around their neckyeah, you know, like the one
personally, I love them.
I'm a fan, I'm a fan type ofguy.
I'm one of them guys.
I'm gonna have a fan with alittle splash of water right on
that corner to where, when it'sgoing, you can hit that button.
You can hit that little buttonand that's gonna splash that

(22:20):
water out on you.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Oh how almighty, yeah you know, I just saw so many
men today with fans, bro, it'sso, it's convenient, and I was
just so perturbed why you are aman.
What are you doing with a?

Speaker 1 (22:36):
fan, it's 90 degrees outside all right, nigga drink
some water that's the thing.
We can drink plenty of water,and.
But when we got that fan right,here too we get the air and the
water man up nigga just justnow.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
You're gonna be out here.
It's hot, so what?

Speaker 1 (22:52):
sweat.
I mean we're gonna sweat forsure anyway.
But when you get that goodsweat and that, it's already you
dumped low-key, but then youget that fan right there.
It's gonna bring you all theway back, because then you got
that wet, damp feeling with thatlittle breeze coming in at you.
You can't beat that.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Do you think I'm the type of man that's going to walk
around with a fan?
I don't know, put it aroundyour neck.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
You ain't got to walk around with it.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
I ain't putting nothing around my neck.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Put it right around your neck, sit right there and
just keep it moving.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
I wouldn't even feel right holding a fan like that
you ain't holding it, that's it.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
I promise you, as hot as it was outside shit, that
motherfucker came in clutchbuddy.
That motherfucker came right inclutch, especially if they did
it the right way, if they hadthe little water sprinkle on
there.
Now you got the mist on it too,god, I don't know Nah bro, you
got the mist on it too, got him.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Nah, bro, you got to see these other fans, right, so
you got the ones that look likethe ones at your grandma's house
.
You know the one that you'retalking to.
Yeah, now they got these littlehigh-powered jet fans that,
motherfucker, feel like an airconditioner.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Well, that's what I got in the house.
Yeah, that's what we got.
Like you push the button, youcan actually remote everything,
but I ain't seen the one youtalking about.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
That's the one I got in the house, though the big guy
, yeah so when I was at thefootball game Saturday, some of
the moms had the fans thatreally you know what I mean
Shout out to the homie who hadthe fan.
Oh my God, I was like this ishow I'm going to feel like air
conditioning.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Yeah, so it was worth it.
I mean, I'm not gonna fanmyself, I'm saying it.
So summer, july, no, let's sayaugust time, you sitting out
there, you got you a low guy,her soccer practice or whatever,
coming.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Yeah, you just out there, you just out there the
only way outside of being inchurch with a church fan.
If I'm gonna be fanned, I won'tfan myself touche.
I don't own an umbrella like atall.
I don't need an umbrella, I'm aman.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
That's fucking stupid just because you a man don't
mean you gotta get wet when youstep outside.
If it's raining, it's called araincoat and a hat.
No, hell, no, I got the hat.
I want an umbrella.
You too manly for me.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
So here's Now.
Here's what happened though.
So in the Marine Corps, likemen were, are authorized to
carry umbrellas and uniformGotcha.
So because I could notprofessionally carry an umbrella
, I just just, I don't care, noumbrella.

(25:35):
So you what?
Like nah, if I'm at work andit's raining, put on a jacket.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
So it's all.
Marines ain't allowed to put onjackets, or not not allowed.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
But no man, we couldn't carry on bro oh, you're
not allowed to yeah, because ofrules.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Oh damn, no, I didn't know that.
No, I didn't know that at all.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
But also being wet in the rain.
All that stuff is mental.
It's just mental.
That's a fact.
Though the rain only bothersyou if you allow it to.
Now don't get me wrong.
If you're just getting drenchedwet, that's different, because
you're cold and your clothes andstuff, yeah.
But if you're actually botheredby the really any of the
elements, all of that stuff ismental.
You can psych yourself out intobeing in the cold, snow, rain,

(26:18):
all of that stuff.
If you stay in a happy place,it ain't that bad uh, that's
better easier said than done.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Because one thing about me when I get wet and cold
, I'm pissed off, and especiallyif I can't get around no heater
, get inside and chain theseclothes.
Now, my shit heavy I'm.
I ain't that.
I ain't gonna even lie to you,I ain't that well, you know, I
spent 10 years serving thiscountry.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Yeah for sure, and in that process I learned a lot
about how to like just removethe uncomfortability from those
uncomfortable situations,because you still got a job to
do I can do it.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Well, let me.
Let me stay right there realquick.
What you saying with beinguncomfortable and in in certain
crazy situations, this one Iwant this to be the last time we
had this conversation and Iwant to ask you because, again,
I keep hearing different answerson it Can you give me your last
piece on Thug?

(27:17):
Is Thug a snitch, or is he or Ijust?
Or, if he, I just?

Speaker 2 (27:27):
The rules of the street In hip hop.
Talking about hip hop streets,yeah, they change based on how
you feel about the person, right?
And I don't care if he's asnitch, right, I just want him
to make slaps, make slaps, keepthe street safe.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
So you're saying if he makes slaps he can be
whatever you want to be.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
I mean, he's already been whatever he wanted to be.
He told niggas he was wearingdresses because he had that
stick underneath.
But then if you listen to theinterview, you hear him talk
about how, oh no, this man grewup dressing up in his sister's
clothes and stuff so he got some.
You know, I mean like and Iain't even calling it gay,
because I don't think it's gayafter hearing him saying it but

(28:13):
like I remember one time mycousins was dressing up in my
mama's and grandmama's churchclothes and then I wanted to and
they said okay, go to yourgranddaddy's room and get some
of his church clothes.
You ain't putting on thesewomen clothes because you ain't
a woman and I think that'sthat's.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
That's funny though because, again, like I say, bro,
you kind of grew up like I did.
When you grow up with all girls, that shit just it's kind of
easy.
It's kind of and I ain't sayingit's easy to go, do all, do
whatever, but I'm saying whenyou grow up with all girls, you
see all these girls move in acertain way, doing certain shit.
You know, it wasn't nothing.
And my sister both of mysisters have vouched this they

(28:49):
got pictures of me and my phonearound like six, putting on a
bra.
Of course, I had on a t-shirt,but I was putting on a bra did
you need the t-shirt at 6?

Speaker 2 (28:59):
I think you needed the bra more than the t-shirt.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Fuck you.
I had on a I never get out on aBatman t-shirt With a random
bra that Vandy gave me.
I was like, well, this is whatwe need.
I think I had man titties as ababy, anyway who the fuck says
that to a child?
So that's what it was For sure.

(29:22):
So that's why I say it's likecertain shit.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
But yeah, it's certain stuff that you, if
you're, if you grew up aroundwomen, you're going to do
because you don't know anybetter, and you see it and, if
it's not corrected, spoken about, because I remember being in a
car one day with my cousins andwe're going through this nba
book and, like keevy and jasminewere talking about how cute the
players were, blah, blah, blah.
So we're going page by page.

(29:45):
I'm like yo, is he cute?
Is he cute?
I'm a kid, I don't know, no,what's going on, but I would say
it ac, you don't call no mancute hey don't fucking call him
cute.
But now think about think aboutthese, these niggas being raised
by single mothers who don't gota man in the house to actually
come in and and correct certainthings that the young boy don't

(30:08):
know, because he being raised byhis sisters, because his mom
were working and stuff god, yes,sir, no, I definitely know
exactly what you're saying onthat and that's that's kind of
what sometimes pisses me off.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
I won't even lie to you that shit like that, only
because it's.
I feel like everybody we allgot, we all got families,
sometimes got more females thanmen, yeah.
However, I feel like in thosesituations before you just all
of a sudden make this young mandecide what he want to do or

(30:42):
what it is, I feel like heshould have to get put in the
field for a minute, like youshould have to make this young
man learn how to do some realgardening or take this trash and
, you know, clean some guttersor wash a car, do little bitty
shit in the well, get away fromall.
You got them girls.
Boy, come on out here, sweat alittle bit.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
But the problem is a lot of these mothers, especially
if they're single, that son isthe male partner companion.
What the hell Lamar Lamar is?
That kid is the closest thingto anything they got and now
they just want to make him theman that they think they want.
And it it complicates stuff andI'm happy you bring this up,

(31:28):
because just think about howmany parents like parent through
their trauma and they're trying, instead of trying to just
raise their kid to be the bestthat they can be, it's like
they're trying to reverse thethings inside of them that their
parents did or didn't do.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
that's the fact that is, that's some shit.
We see all the time I'm gonnasay that's like literally some
shit.
We see all the time like evenfor me for the most part like I
can fuck around and feel likesometimes, like I want to get in
my glory days and feel like Iwant to try and make, to say,
case him, to try and make him bea superstar on the football

(32:11):
field or try to make himsomething that he may never be,
but it's only because I wantedto be.
You know, I'm saying I it wasbecause I wanted to be this and
that and it just didn't work outfor me.
However, I've seen I just seehow a lot of the parents and how
a lot of role models at timesthey can, they'll put on certain

(32:35):
energies toward these childrenor these kids, even if they're
not and again, like I said a lotof times, they ain't always got
to be the one raising them.
Technically.
It's the one who you look up to.
It's just a lot easier when you, seeing it from another point
of view, type shit on that.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
I don't know man.
Just, man, don't parent throughyour childhood trauma.
Hey, let that shit go.
We all have it and don't get mewrong, it's gonna come out at
certain times.
But just don't go undo all thestuff that your parents did,
because you may have not likedit, but you probably don't know
the bigger picture and and maybeyou're not where you want to be

(33:16):
in life and you're gonna toblame that on your upbringing,
which it's a reason, but it'snot the reason.
It's America For the most part.
You can do whatever you want.
That's right Dang.
The camera switched up, didn'tit?
Yeah, it zoomed out on us.
Yeah, we got rearranged.
It's not like I got my legssitting.
I look feminine and there'snothing wrong with being

(33:38):
feminine if that's what you'reinto.
But I'm not into presentingmyself as a feminine man Not me.
That's not my bag.
But if that's your bag, Isupport you Stay woke Kings
Lamar's pissing me the fuck off.
Was that on fourth down when ithappened?

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Fourth and goal Two-yard line Fuck, if you not
feed Derrick Henry that ball.
That just don't make sense tome, or?

Speaker 2 (34:00):
why not just take three points there, coach?
It's points, you're down, butthey do what they want to do
over there.
It's getting harder and harderto root for Baltimore.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Yeah for sure, it's almost like being a fucking
Falcon fan.
It's getting harder and harderto root for this shit.
As much as I love what ourdefense is doing these last
three games, people gottaunderstand this defense is
probably the best defense wehave actually seen shit.
Honestly, bro, and and I saythis being humble this defense

(34:37):
was better than the Superbowl.
Yeah, absolutely Like.
This defense is is playing likelocking shit up.
But it's just honestly, bro, thefact of what you said, what you
said earlier, the fact that wegetting that, they getting
discouraged on third, on thirdquarter, with three minutes left
in the game, we done beenfighting like hell.

(34:57):
We done been fighting like hell.
We done covered up our twomissed field goals, we done
missed two interceptions.
Like it's a bunch of littleshit that we keep having to face
on this.
And you know, it's just like Isaid, bro, that defense is
special and I feel like we won'tlose another division game.
But then again and I'm callingit right now we won't lose

(35:17):
another division game.
But then again and I'm callingit right now we won't lose
another division game.
But and I'm putting a lot ofpressure on Raheem I'm tired of
him.
I'm fucking tired of Raheem andit's like he's not and I think
that's what's really gettingunder me because, like, raheem

(35:38):
ain't being aggressive, raheemain't doing what I'm expecting
out of him and I hate to say itlike that, but he's just he
playing lackadaisical orcoaching lackadaisical as hell,
from my opinion.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
You know I'm not against you blaming Coach Rah
because he is the head coach.
Me personally, a lot of myissues stay as starts with zach
robinson, offensive coordinator.
Okay, whatever last year was,whatever.
Uh, eight wins, but in threegames.

(36:12):
What is the falcons offensive?
We've had three different looksevery week and the only
consistent part is give the ballto B.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
John, feed B John.
You can try.
I feel like feed B John shouldbe on everybody's list.
That's number one.
Two I feel like I don't knowwhat the hell going on with
Penix and Drake London.
We got to figure that out.
Yeah, that connection ain'tthere.
We got to figure that outbecause his connection is better

(36:46):
with fucking Kyle Pitts thanDrake London.
And it's like my thing is youtold all of us during summer
this is going to be Kyle Pitts'one of his best years.
You told us all of this.
But then the man that we donebeen living behind the man we
don't put out, you knoweverything.
Number five the fact he ain'tgetting these balls like these

(37:08):
free ball that he used to getwith kurt, that's crazy.
I get what it's like, but it'slike those, those free ball like
.
It's just I don't know bro,it's.
It's like those free balls,like I don't know bro.
It's bothering me, especiallythis particular week we had
what's the league, not Kobe?
What's the corner over inCarolina, jc Horn.
Jc Horn, he's a little guy andI mean I ain't saying Drake

(37:30):
London, 6'5", throw the fuckingball up one-on-one.
He had too many one-on-ones outthere and we didn't feed him.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Yeah, and Drake London's one of the most
underrated receivers in theleague.
I just don't like the way theoffense looks.
Yeah for sure.
It's just no consistency,there's no flow.
You saw, look, we called atimeout and then got a delay
game because they can't get theplay calls in.
So now they're bringing ZachRobinson down to the field.

(38:00):
He's not going to be in the boxanymore, he's going to be
calling plays on the field.
Really, hopefully they can gethim in better because they were
having some issues.
But I just I don't like whatI'm seeing, because the defense
is good and our offense.
You think about our offense,the different weapons.
Darnell Mooney had 900receiving yards last year.
Drake London had his 1,000yards.

(38:21):
Kyle Pitts is capable of 1,000yards.
You got Bijon, who can rush for100, catch 100.
What did Ray Ray do?
You know he's a good gadget guy.
Okay.
But I'm just saying like at ourcore you would think we could
either be a run-heavy team andthen play action, pass out of it
, be a pass-heavy team and thenget big runs because we have

(38:44):
multiple capable weapons allover and a good line.
I just don't understand why ouroffense isn't working.
And when I think, when I seethat the offense doesn't work,
oh, second-year play caller,zach Robinson, never done this
before.
Let's get somebody in here whoknows what they're doing,
because this team is cool.
We would have thought this teamwould have been ready to win

(39:07):
with this defense, based on whatKirk Cousins was doing last
year before he got hurt.
So let's get a guy.
Let's get a guy who knows howto call a fucking game, because
zach robinson ain't it, thanks.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
And that kicker parker, romo, fuck parker man
make where you at young way, no,no, no, fuck him too let's get
justin tucker off the massagetable honestly, he's free.
Honestly, at this point though,I we can go grab that.
I seen it on FacebookCartersville got a good kick
that is on the sideline rightnow.

(39:43):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, cartersvillegot a good kick on the sideline.
We'll go grab his ass up there.
At this point, bro, we playingman.
I feel like we ain't utilizingall the stuff we got and that's
kind of bothering me, uh, howdid cartersville do against
woodland?

Speaker 2 (40:02):
I heard the water folks whoop their shoes off oh,
I see.
I thought that woodland wasgonna have a chance.
Why the fuck?

Speaker 1 (40:09):
did you think that?
well, I mean I heard people weregambling on the game.
Nobody was getting.
Nobody was gambling, I promiseyou.
And if they was, they didn'tgamble with me because I put, I
said I gave, I gave woodland 25points, 25, that's what I'm
telling.
Nobody was gambling.
If they were, then they didn'tfind vj or they wasn't doing

(40:33):
none of that.
So again, I ain't gonna saythat, I ain't gonna say all that
, but you know, but just onesecond't going to say all that,
but you know, but just onesecond I want to say, since we
was talking about Atlanta, Iwant to tell you that your boy
was down on game one right whenthey played Tampa Bay.
Me and little Bitty, we end upgoing and walking around the

(40:55):
city just doing some littlecarry.
You know, you just have justafter, after the game, vibes,
because it was I was drunk as askunk and I wasn't from the
drive back yet.
So that's responsible.
Yeah, so we just walked around,kicked it when they hollered my
cousin, shout out, my cousin,type, kick you will help.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
You know, you never invite me when you go.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
Well, I tell you when I'm going over any time, so you
didn't me that day.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
I was there that day.
Well, all right, I wouldn'thave showed up.
I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
I went by and I tried .
I went by this food truck.
Let me tell you about this.
They was advertising this newlemon pepper oxtail hot dog.
Listen to me, listen to me,listen to me, and listen to me.
Good, I ain't one of them, onesthat's going to tell nobody to

(41:45):
do nothing they don't want to do.
I'll tell you this Lemon pepperoxtail hot dog.
It's a lot, but good God,almighty, when I tell you, if
you like oxtails, if you likeglizzies, if you like lemon
purple, all that in one man.

(42:08):
Listen to me, I'm telling you,hearing it from v right now, you
can't go wrong.
That's a 10 out of 10 every dayof the week.
Go wrong, that's a 10 out of 10every day of the week.
I'm not against that.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
That sounds pretty good.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Every day of the week .
I promise you every day of theweek, lemon, pepper, oxtail hot
dog.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
So describe this.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
All right, I see exactly what it looked like.
It's not, it's on.
It's on a, not the, not the hotdog bun.
It's on that.
What the hell that thick bread.
But it's like the sweet bread.
So, you bust right down themiddle.
I had one with a littlecoleslaw.
I'm grown now.
I told you I eat coleslaw now,so I put a little coleslaw in

(42:53):
the bottom of it.
Then you put the oxtail overthe top of it, you bust them,
they take all the bones and all.
They get all thextail over thetop of it.
You bust them.
They take all the bones and all.
They get out Just straight meatover the top of it.
You cover it up, they put thecheese, they put the bell pepper
, they put the onion, they putwhatever you prefer, but I got,
I tell you the secret, though.
The secret is that you knowwhat's the Hispanics, that sauce

(43:17):
that the Hispanics use?
It's the red, like, I think,tajin, tahin, tahin or tuyo.
Tahin, that's the one, that'sthe one with sprinkles.
Good God, almighty, you talkingabout the sprinkles?
Yes, sir, you put that tahinshit over the top with the lemon
pepper.
Oh my God, listen, it's a gamechanger, son.
Oh my God, listen, it's a gamechanger, son, it's a complete

(43:38):
game changer, and I promise youyou will go spend that $12, $50,
$13, whatever every time.
And yeah, it's about that big,about that thick.
You pay the chips and a littledrink, just see it man, that
does sound pretty good See it.
Listen to me, if you're one ofthe guys that like Cole's law

(44:00):
and all that good shit, you canget it with that or you take
that off.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
You're really making me want to go to Brandy's Hot
Dogs tomorrow and get me twoslaw dogs with spicy chili.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Listen to me.
Listen to me.
I'm a Brandy's baby.
Like I said, that's no bullshitIf Brandy's put baby.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
So, like I said, that's no bullshit If Brandy's
put that into her repertoire, Ipromise you Cardi's gonna go up,
yeah, but you know the peoplewho go to Brandy's, they don't
wear it.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
They ain't trying to do all that they want a little
red.
Frank, they want a glizzy.
That's it A little red chili, alittle cheese, all that little
potato I said potato A littleFrench fries, sweet tea, that's
it All that other carry.
We don't need that, we don'tneed none of that.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
You got 10 cups man.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
I got a Burps.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
If you need, you can just come and rip one fast.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
I don't need you ripping nothing off, that I
don't want to do all that.
Carry.
I'm telling you, though that'sthe name of the game.
I'm telling you now, next timey'all in the city, if y'all go
to a game, y'all check any ofthe vibes out.
What's wrong with this camera.
It's coming, it's alright.
If y'all want to'll, walk y'allright over to Big V.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
Are you going to be there Sunday?
You know it, yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
I don't know if I can make it.
I do want to go.
I'm going to say it on cameratoo, so you can tell me no.
If you tell me no, everybody'sgoing to say fuck you.
What's up with the Monday nightgame?
If I ain't already gone, it'salready gone.
Fuck you, god damn it.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
I just let it go, like three days ago too.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
Yeah, okay, no, that's cool.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
Well, you know, this season's a little bit different.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yep, yep, yep, that's what I said.
I know me, my cousin Mike.
He a big ass like he, he one ofthem dudes that he, before they
got good, he was riding goingto New York sitting out in that
dumb ass weather.
You know I'm saying he one ofthe ones black dude taking his

(46:12):
shirt off, drinking beer,getting hammered down for the
Buffalo.
So I will say he is heshout-out Mike, he a real Bills
fan.
He going to be in town, wegoing to the game.
I just didn't want him.
Yeah, I didn't want to sit withthe Bills Mafia crew because I
mean he got good seats.
But it's just I ain't trying tofeel I don't want to sit with

(46:32):
them, motherfuckers.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
Yeah, you know it's Monday night.
Yeah, I'm set to fire.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck you.
Anyway, hell, let's move it on.
Hell.
Let me ask you this questionbecause it's something that's
kind of been playing on mybumple what's more important to
you A booty shape or a bootysize?

Speaker 2 (46:55):
Oh shape All that big ass that some of y'all got back
down, won't?
None of that, because I knowy'all ain't wiping it good.
Arms too short, ass too big.
Yeah, nah, that motherfuckerstink a little bit I'm saying
but what if it's like squared?

Speaker 1 (47:10):
what if it's squared and long, or what?
What?
What's the one you're going for?

Speaker 2 (47:14):
let me ask you that I like the slim, thick round butt
so you want that little poop,right?
Yeah, the slim pookie yeah, butsometimes I do like, um, the
women who got big thighs and alittle gut and they got that,
that, that square flat, yeah, noit ain't square flat, it's just
.
It's not well shaped.

(47:34):
It looked real sloppy back thenthat's what you said.
Yeah, but.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
I like that one too.
Yeah, that's good coochie inthere too, though.
That's why I think all of themgood coochie.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Well, I don't know, I don't speak on that type of
stuff.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
I ain't saying you do anything, you don't, but I am
saying.
What I am saying, though, issometimes that little booty, the
little booty shape it can belike that it can be the wide,
you know, the wide spread withthe undercut.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
I like a good undercut, a good undercut.
You know that can do a lot ofshit, but sometimes they got
that, like you said, the long,big-ass thighs but an ass flat
and it's long but, but again,it's still some good cootie in
there cause you know some ofthem when you take, when you

(48:25):
pull them shouts off, you know,consensually, obviously it takes
on a whole new form and some ofthese women are helped out by
their parents and some are hurtby their parents.
That's a fact.
Cause some of the pretty assesdon't always look pants, that's
a fact.
Some pretty asses don't alwayslook good naked, that's a fact.
Some ugly asses feel real goodto you, but at the end of the

(48:50):
day, shape.
I'm superficial.
You know how I feel aboutcertain people in this world.
It's not a racial thing, guys,I promise you, but it is
physical so I'm saying though,oh, come on ai camera, stop it.
You showing the lights and stuff.
You ain't supposed to see allthis.
You know somebody, I you know.

(49:12):
I say a name.
Uh, I was talking to taramatthew, saturday ac.
Why does the camera always bemoving?
It has a mind of its own.
I tell the ai don't track.
What does the ai do?
Track, track.
Talk to him lee.
Hey, nigga, I pay you to dowhat I tell you to do, and by
pay you I bought it.
So damn it, do what the hell Isay, or or or nothing, because

(49:36):
you already got your money.
Y Y'all don't care.
No, cap.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Oh, and one more thing though.
Shout out my boy Jay, we'regoing up this weekend.
Shout out my boy, d Hindu,we're going up this weekend.
Man, it's going to be a goodpart of the weekend.
Oh yeah, it is D birthday.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
Oh, we're going up this weekend.
Yeah, we're going to the zoo.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
Oh, Jay, tap in.
Are we going outside?
Is Jarvis going to the zoo too?
Jarvis is not going to the zoo.
Okay, I was about to say that'snot his vibe Jarvis is not
going to the zoo.
But I was about to say we'redefinitely stepping out Friday
for these fucks.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Okay, but do you like shape or size?
We could talk about men all day, but we're talking, talking
about butt and you didn't saywhat kind of what you like me
personally.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
I I am a booty.
I'm a booty shape type of guytoo personally, because, again,
like it can be, it can be smallin some jeans, but then when you
pull it out it got that littledropper.
Now that's what I kind of like,if you got.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
You know, they got that little dropper Now that's
what I kind of like, if it gotthat little undercuff.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
That's one of my big things.
An undercuff is crazy.
An undercuff is what really doit for me.
But then if you got that littlebump behind you and you still
know what you're doing with it,you can't never go wrong, is
what I feel personally.
So let me ask, but I'm goingback to you though, now.
Let is what I feel personally.

(51:00):
So let me ask, but I'm goingback to you though now.
Let's say, if I've seensomebody post no, we're not
doing that.
So let me say, is if you had a,if you got a, what's the right
word?
Who can I say?
Who can I say If you gotsomebody, like you know, when I
have friends okay, look overhere, look at me you got one of

(51:25):
them, and then hold on, hold on.
I'm mute you got one of them andthen you got somebody like a um
, I don't know, just someregular.
What would which?
The names I just, or the name Isaid and somebody regular.

(51:45):
Would that be able to?

Speaker 2 (51:49):
that name you said right, you know I started
talking about the wiping she,she.
I'm not saying that that's herreality, but from me not knowing
nothing, I put her in thatcategory.
I don't know if you gettingthat whole thing cleaned the way

(52:09):
it needs to be.
There's a bunch of that's abunch of bunkum and thigh meat.
It's a lot going on down thereit is, though, I'm going to tell
you I mean, but when I look atit, when I see it, I'd be like,
yeah, nah, I would jump in thering.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Yeah, the thing is it goes back to what you're saying
.
That's one of the ones that goteverything.
It got the size on it, it gotthe shape on it, it got the
undercup on it, it got the headon it, but the only thing, you
got enough of the wipe on it.
There's enough water hittingthat big motherfucker.
There's enough.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
Yeah, you know, you might, you know now we, if we go
, you know I'm saying you comeover and you decide you want to
get in the shower and then we'regoing to do that together and I
get to soap it up.
Make sure you pick.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
So if you do it.
If you do it, then you ain'tgoing to mind she ain't going to
get out the shower Shit.
So I put that soap and water on.
I'm coming right behind.
Shit Pun intended shit, punintended, I don't know, buddy.
So the tongue coming rightbehind it.
No, I didn't say tongue, I saidI'm coming right behind.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
I ain't say nothing about no tongue.
Look here.
I do not use my tongue in thattype of fashion.
I don't eat ass no, I don't.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
Coming from an expert ass eater, I know you eat ass.
You know I eat ass.
Remember, I said coming from anexpert ass eater, I know you
eat ass.
That's what I said, you know Ieat ass because, remember I said
, I'm an expert ass eater.
I'm giving you and I know, likeI know, you didn't hear what
I'm saying, so, like I said, Iknow you got that in you, son
100 I ain't gonna hold you.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
Well, it's 225.
Yes, sir, I've been in thatgame for 13 years, you know
you've been also.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
I'm know also.
We can tell the people too.
We can tell people you've beena toe baby for a long time.
Come on, man, you've been evillike that for years.
My god, somebody might hearthis.
They all know here and they'remy friend.
Listen, I seen some shit lastnight that said I'll go here and

(54:16):
then I'll get it.
It happens.
Listen.
I seen some shit last nightthat said it was like.
This girl said she's like oh myGod, she's like somebody stole
my house key.
I hope they don't break in andeat my ass.
I just thought about the crazyshit, Would that?

Speaker 2 (54:33):
be something.
I'm happy I didn't see that inmy social media because I would
have been like you're leaving alot here I come, that's what I
said the nastiest shit comes tomy shit.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
But no, I just thought that would be some shit
that you would say why do youhave to talk about me and feet?
A lot of people don't knowabout that, because this is our
family here, about me and feet.
A lot of people don't knowabout that, because this is our
family here.
Everybody knows who the realyou is.
Oh, y'all, suck some toes.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
If they pretty, or if you keep them up, and I like
you, but mainly if they pretty,because if they not pretty,
You're going now I dig it.
I think I got my toes suckedone time I didn't have my toes
up before.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
You don't have feet like me, though.
No, I don't.
I have pretty feet and I'mticklish.
That's the only thing with metoo, though.
I'm too ticklish, and that'ssomething.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
That's something I really don't like with being
ticklish, yeah so if I just pokeyou in the stomach right now.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
You'll start giggling no, I ain't tickling like that.
It's when, when you touchcertain spots oh yeah, freaking
fool, no, my feet Like my feet,the only thing that's really
tickling.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
Tell us those spots that, like when you get touched
there, you get tickled andslightly aroused to.
You know that little feelinglike in your dick, in your balls
when you get touched.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
The only place that I can like if I Gooch that's
going to have me jumping andgiggling every time I'm going to
giggle.
If that get touched, I'm goingto giggle.
Oh fuck V.
Tighten up, tighten up, v.
Yeah, a little shit like that.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
Girl what you doing?
Just keep going.
Stop you silly.
Hey girl, I hate when you getdown there you don't have to go
all the way.
Put that leg up, keep going,get like daddy do, keep going
Shit.
We eat greens in this house,motherfucker.
I like a little salad.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
Look at that, pop that shit around.
Now.
That's what I say, though, forreal, though Going around the
whole thing, though, for real,that is we done, kind of made
downs on that.
It's booty, it's booty size,it's booty shape to you right
yeah, but not like.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
But I don't like the bbl shape.
I actually don't like bbl ass,not saying I, I won't get behind
it.
There's two different things,you know.
I'm saying yeah, like I, I Ilet me not say that out loud but
but yeah, the BBL butts.
I don't like that visual.
They don't really do it.
I don't even like that fakehourglass shape.

(57:01):
That don't do it for me.
I want some.
I told you shortly the otherday we was talking about body
insecurity and stuff you know,as you talk about when women had
kids, body insecurity and Ijust like look here, I like that
.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
Come on now.
I like a little flaw.
Don't even try and get on here.
I don't want you to be perfect.
I don't want you to have themlittle bitty ass, legs and all
this ass.
I don't want none of that.
No, that shit need to be.
If you got some little ass,then I want you to have some
little legs.
If you got a bunch of thigh,have something to match that.
Like match those again.
I like proportion.

(57:36):
So again, if it, if it fit,then it's gonna be my, it's my
style.
But if it's like one of thoseones that we feel like we
forcing it, like I say bbl andall that shit, that's when it's
starting to be like I could havedid without that one today.
It's yeah, and sometimes thatbbl stink bris I don't know if

(57:56):
you've had bbl till.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
No, oh god you know I've been married for so long.
Yeah, I mean only so long threeyears, what a little.
About to be three, so almostfour years.
Um, so I missed a lot of that.
You know I, I was overseas.
It wasn't much BBL tale overthere.
You know, when I was overseas, Iwas focused on work and all of

(58:19):
that stuff, so I didn't reallyknow what was going on out in
the streets when I was over inBahrain.
So I don't, you know time in mylife I wouldn't.
Then I went to Monterey andain't no BBL ass in Monterey.
That's the problem.
They actually need to bring theBBLs to Monterey, because I
used to call it the bad-builtcapital of the world.
There's a lot of bad bitchesout there.
Good food, good food, great,great, great vibes.

(58:40):
I found the love of my life outthere.
She wasn't one of them, but alot of them out there.
Oh yeah, bbl yeah, bad-built, Ican't even think of them.
Yeah, bad build, I can't eventhink of them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean that's when I learnedthat people wore leggings to
their titties.
Like I thought leggings weresupposed to fit around your

(59:02):
waistline, maybe your bellybutton, no, Titties.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
You put some of that stomach in there too.
You like that?
I love that.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
They have all those sports bras and it goes straight
to leggings.
They have all those sports brasand it goes straight to
leggings.
Baby, I want to see somestomach.
I like stomach, Even if youdon't have a kid and you know
that stomach.
I want to see some stomach.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
What do they call?
A little bit of that stomach.
What is it?
Swiss roll, not Swiss roll.
Oatmeal cream pie that's it,oatmeal cream pie.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
I grew up on oatmeal cream pie, I ain't turned my
back on them.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
We love old oatmeal cream.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
If you want some cream in your pie now, come on
now.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
We love old oatmeal cream.
Is this the first nasty showwe've kind of done?
I don't know if it's considerednasty.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
It's kind of explicit .
We all been talking aboutoatmeal cream past stomach and
BBL stinking and sucking toes.
What's your?

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
nastiest kink For myself or for what I do For
yourself.
Me being real, bro, I'm notthat freaky.
I'm just not freaky like that,like I'm.
I'm chilling, bro.
Most times I don't really doall that nasty shit, like I

(01:00:23):
don't want nobody to try and eatmy ass, I don't want nobody
sucking my toes.
I'm ticklish.
Like I said, the freaky shit Ido.
Hell.
No, I'm ticklish.
Remember?
I said that it's like me.
I laugh on shit like that.
Now has it happened?
Yeah, you gotta get used to it.
I mean, I agree, I agree, butme again, like I said, I'm

(01:00:43):
ticklish, bro, like I don't know, so you like like you be like
on your knees, ass up, or youjust be like just toot it up a
little bit.
I'm never on my knees, so that'scrazy.
No, I'm like, I'm like on myback type of liver leg, or what
they call it.
I'm a liver leg.
So it's like yeah, if you don'twant to play back there, you
want to do all that shit.

(01:01:04):
Work, motherfucker, you don'twork to get back, ain't just
gonna get no free slicing.
You know thong sliding.
No, sir, you're gonna work toget back here, and that's.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
That's how it is with old meat bells yeah, you know,
you know, I'm just into likemissionary face-to-face,
eye-to-eye making out and justlooking, looking at the whole
time that's a joke, by the way.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
So I mean, well, my thing is, though you could be on
that type of time.
It's just I gotta love you todo that.
That's.
That's the thing.
If we're gonna be, if we faceto face, missionary, you got to
be my little shit, and I got toknow you ain't out being shared.
If I know you out being shared,no, just come on Whatever, just
flip it over and we just go atthat part.

(01:01:45):
We just go at it that way.
But all that thanking me andyou for the look at each other
in the eyes, and I'm from thejust all tongue down.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
Oh, yeah, I mean you just rest in there for a little
while and you just kissing andmaking out and all over the neck
and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
Because now I feel like now me personally I want to
make it easy.
If I feel that and I feel wedoing all that, now I'm
wondering who the fuck else youdoing all this to, and
especially if it's one of themlocked in kisses, because again,
you know you tend to get crazywhen you're doing that is I'm
going to end up getting.
I'm going to start acting afool, but at least just once

(01:02:25):
we're being too fucking freaky,let's jump.
I want to go to this next topic.
We can still throw all these inokay, I want to ask you this
and it's just.
It's what I've been reading on.
Most relationships don't endand don't die from cheating.
Did you know?
Most relationships they endfrom silence, avoidance and

(01:02:45):
negligence.
And neglect.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
And then that leads to cheating, and then the
cheating is what is?
The cause of the relationship,but we never talked about what
led us to somebody wanting tocheat.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
Facts.
So I want to ask do you believethat or do you, more so, feel
like that's just something thatwe throw in our own head to say
something, to cover shit up?

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
All right.
So let me tell you all right,this is a fuck ass nigga right
here, because he's asking me aquestion that he knows the
answer to, like yeah, I knowit's a topic on the board, but
he's asking me this question ina way like we don't actually
have confidential conversationswith each other talking about
our real life.
Okay, so do?

(01:03:28):
I agree with this absolutely,because I know what it feels
like to feel neglected.
Uh, and in a relationship, Iknow what it's like to neglect a
partner, to be silent, to avoid, like I dog, nigga, I had it
down to a science, right.
Come home dinner, cook boom,boom, boom.
Eat dinner, hang out for a hotsecond, watch a show, go work in

(01:03:54):
the yard for a little while, goto class, go do homework.
Uh, uh, by the time you're donewith homework, it's 12, 31
o'clock, shower.
Come in the house, go to sleep.
Well, how much time you don'thave to talk to your partner?
Not much, much, but all of thatlike that silence, avoidance
and neglect that should happenwhen you're out of alignment.

(01:04:17):
So, um, but to throw it back tothe cheating thing, right,
because most people think theyneed to be cheated on before
they can leave.
Bro, if you're feeling any ofthese things, it just ain't
vibing.
Move on.
They ain't gotta step out foryou to, for you to want to move
on.
Don't wait for the big event.

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
Facts.
I mean, with that, though, I'mgoing to say, and I got to say
with that though, don't youthink all that, yes, that all
leads to cheating for sure.
But if we are trying to buildour future and we trying to make
sure everything is aligned thesame way, don't you think

(01:04:55):
silence, avoidance and neglectis gonna become a part of it?

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
for, uh, for, for, I guess for a little stance of
what y'all trying to do, I mean,I think in periods it happens,
but part of it is say this hey,I don't want to talk to you
right now, or I?

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
don't.
But then you now, or you knowwhen you start telling folks you
don't want to talk to them.
Now they feel like you'retrying to be mean.
Now they feel like you'retrying to Be distant from them
as well.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
And that's why we do those things, because when you
try to voice To your partnerwhat you're going through and
how you want to handle it Ifthey're not aligned with it more
times than not because most ofus would be real are in the
healthiest relationships and theway we communicate and stuff.
So if you know that they're notgoing to be open to that

(01:05:45):
conversation, you didn't, youdidn't just start doing it and
you leave them out of the loopbecause at least she ain't
complaining about.
Well, what's wrong?
What's wrong, motherfucker?
I said I don't want to talk toyou right now, so ask me what's
wrong?
it's not.
Yeah, I know what's wrong and Idon't want you to know what's
wrong.
I want to be by myself so I canwork through it my damn self
and then decide if I'm going tobring it to you, right.

(01:06:05):
So I just think it's importantto really have a healthy
relationship so that thesethings don't exist, right but, I
, will say to people who've beencheated on I've been cheated on
.
It feels terrible.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
I've been cheated on and I've done the cheat.
Oh yeah, I've cheated it's like, so I say I can.
I can say, yeah, we definitelyfelt both.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
You feel it both ways , However, you have to ask
yourself and I ain't talkingabout if you're dealing with
like a serial cheater or someshit like that, but like some
shit happens, gotta ask yourselfDid I see this coming?
If I didn't, what the fuck wasI paying attention to?

(01:06:48):
And why did my partner do this?
And that's not even aconversation you have with your
partner.
Have that conversation withyourself first.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
With yourself.
And that's what you just said,some of the realest shit,
because I tell you and shit Idon't you know, and again, this
it's not to defend cheating,cheating is not okay like when
you feel this stuff youshouldn't cheat, you should
leave yeah, fact.
So it's like I say is I actuallyjust had this conversation,
yeah, yesterday or the daybefore is my thing is, bro, when
you have somebody that you didcare about the child was that

(01:07:17):
that was you know, that was yourperson when they say, when
y'all make an agreement onsomething and you say you won't
do x, y and z, you won't do, youknow whatever, and then you end
up doing it, not saying you'redoing it on purpose or whatever,
you just fucking do it becauseyou're in the moment.
That's something that you cansay.
That fuck, I can't talk likethat, I gotta talk.

(01:07:41):
A real is with me.
For example, I did somethingthat wasn't that I was asked not
to do.
Okay, and my thing is I'm one ofthem.
One don't ask me not to dosomething, okay, you know, I'm
saying respectfully like I, Ican try to do what I don't want
to do or what what I know is notright, because I know, you know
, I know right from wrong, butit's just when I feel like

(01:08:02):
somebody telling me not to dosomething and I feel like you
telling me again, that's myissue.
I don't like nobody, I don't, Idon't like to be, you know, and
I think that's the right wayyeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
I think we talk about these healthy relationships,
right.
So much good communication getslost inside of a relationship
because once we get in thoserelationships, all these
different walls go up.
That didn't exist when we weregetting to know each other and
not so serious.
That helped us build this bond.

(01:08:39):
And now we're protectingdifferent things and and and we
don't want to tell them certainstuff because we know how
they're going to respond or they, they don't always listen to
how you want to be communicatedto.
Hey, if you being honest, ifyou don't want me to do
something, here's what youshouldn't do.
You shouldn't tell me not to doit, as if I'm supposed to

(01:09:01):
listen to you and I and I'm notan adult who can make my own
decision, exactly.
And two, don't put smut on myname.
That does not exist, because atsome point, the longer that
smut exists, well motherfuckermight as well live it facts and
know that right there, the smuton your name, that right.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
there's another thing that I'm dealing with in a in a
current moment, it's like youpeople can say whatever you want
to about bj, or about my crewor whatever it's when people
start speaking on my, my innershit.
You know, I'm saying like, ifyou, if you let's say, for

(01:09:40):
example, you speaking on me as a, like my personal, you speaking
on me as a parent, you speakingon me as a whatever, that shit
right there, it'll hurt me morethan anything in the world.
If, if you say, oh, bj, he abitch, he always out doing dumb
shit, whatever, I ain't trippingon that Whatever.

(01:10:01):
But when you say, oh, but BJ,he ain't do shit for his kids,
bj, he don't even help his mama,he don't love his sisters, he
ain't shit like that or he's,you know that shit, shit, right
there it'll fuck with me andit'll make me feel some way way
more than just the you trying tobash me.

(01:10:22):
Yeah, you know I'm saying youtalk about vj all day long.
Don't, don't, ever, don't, everspeak on my character.
Like, don't ever try and bashmy character because, again, if
you really know vj Vijay, hegoing all, all the way out
behind anybody that he considerhis, and that's men and women,
like, if I consider you, mypeople, I don't give a damn
what's going on.

(01:10:42):
We locked into the.
We locked in right or wrong,good or bad, and it's, you know,
and I feel like that's justcertain, that's, that's the,
that's the outlook that I feelsometimes can fuck stuff up with
it, yeah, but you knowsometimes when, when, when
people are hurt, they know thosethings and they'll lean into

(01:11:03):
those things because miseryloves company, right, and we all
do it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
And I'm kind of happy this conversation rolled into
this, because the bigger thingis, man, like let's communicate
freely.
Hey, let's not create a space,especially in a partnership,
where you can't communicatefreely.
And if I tell you some, hey, Ihaven't been feeling you lately

(01:11:30):
Like I don't really like yourhair, I don't really like, you
know you don't really like yourhair.
Or I don't really like, hey,baby, you know wait.

Speaker 1 (01:11:36):
Or you know you don't really cook like you used to or
you know, you whisper it thoughnah, baby, your big ass need to
lose his weight.
Say that, yeah, so that again,your big ass need to slow down.

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
Mom, yeah, or hey, you've been outside more than
usual.
I'm not even on some jealous,thinking you out here on some
damn baby.
I want to here on some man baby.
I want to hang out at the cribwith you.
You know all of these differentthings that we go through.
Hey, man baby, I'm not feelingmyself right now Like I need a
little bit more love from you,from you being able to
reciprocate, like have thosetypes of healthy conversations

(01:12:08):
that we don't have.
We just go talk to our friendsabout all the shit we want to
say and then we give usually awatered down version until we
get pissed off and ready to gocrazy.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
It's like let's use that communication that we built
this relationship on, when wequote unquote, didn't care,
didn't have feelings, becausethat's way more healthy than
this bullshit we over here doingfacts and that's a fact and it
it pretty much stems on how whatI caught me in your
conversation last week to hellnot even talking about just to
get away from the relationshipwith your boyfriend girlfriend

(01:12:40):
the same shit me and you wentthrough last week, and so it's
like it's literally the samething.
It's like at times you get onmy fucking nerves and it can be
vice versa.
So it's like it's just the factthat me, we still got a show I
don't give a damn how much,either one of us, we still got
shit, we gotta produce.
It's just how much.

(01:13:01):
Are you willing to just say,fuck it, vj, we gotta get this
show done.
We ain't gotta talk about allthe extra shit as soon as the
show over with.
If you gotta leave, leave, butwe gotta sit right here and we
gotta get this shit done rightnow.
So it's like it's just, it'skind of a different, but we got
to sit right here and we got toget this shit done right now.
It's kind of a different window, it's kind of different.

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
It's different with your girl, man, it's different.

Speaker 1 (01:13:22):
God damn, I can cuss you out and I can still feel the
same way.
I cuss you out and still tellyou I love you.
At the end of the day, and westill going, this bitch and me
and her getting arguing now.

Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
Well, well, for one, me and you ain't gonna have a
two, three hour argument.

Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
No, fuck, no, we're gonna say what we saying.
It's gonna be over with.

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
All right niggas yeah this will be it, for sure.
But with your girl, especiallyif y'all live together, you can
have a three-hour argument andthat's what we go into that that
silence, avoidance and neglect.
Because, hey, mcdogg, I don'twant to repeat myself for three
hours, fucking right, and that'swhy I didn't bring this up to

(01:14:06):
you.
Catch me on the wrong day,might go to sleep now.
That's the only thing I won'tdo.
I cannot go to sleep.

Speaker 1 (01:14:12):
Now, that's the only thing I won't do.
I cannot go to sleep when I'mmad and I say that, bro, I swear
to God, like that's somethingI've been trying to work on for
myself for years.
When I get mad, I can't turnthat shit off.
I'm one of them ones that I gotto fuck around and go work out,
go walk, go run, go get outside, go actually break a sweat to

(01:14:35):
where I'm I done.
Got myself calmed down becauseif I don't, that shit gonna be
on me all night.
Jack like that shit gonna be onmy back heavy you know what I
do?

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
well, I'll roll over, snuggle up real tight, close my
eyes and go to sleep and thenget woken up to some are you
asleep?

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
oh, that's what you.

Speaker 2 (01:14:59):
Yeah, I was yes, yeah , I told you we going in circles
.
Now I gotta go to work in themorning.
I'm not repeating my if we'renot and here's where something's
problematic for me in datingand dealing with women I gotta
go to work in the morning.
I'm not gonna.
I'm not repeating my if we'renot, if we're not and here's
where something's problematicfor me in dating and dealing
with women.
Yeah, I'm a nerd first, likeI'm extremely academic.

(01:15:23):
So if we're having an argument,I'm gonna hold you to academic
debate.
Fucking rules.
Say exactly what you mean.
If not, I'm gonna respond toyour words, not what I think you
mean, and I will know that I'mwrong by responding to your
words.
But I will argue your fuckingwords because your words matter
I'm wondering.

Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
Anyway, I'm arguing words yeah, I don't give a damn
if it's not what you mean andyou say that, yeah, I'm gonna
tell you, because you don't readmine exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:15:52):
But also, if you are, if you are repeating yourself
and I'm repeating myself, okay,this point is dead.
Agree to disagree.
Next point.
But if you keep circling backor if our argument because I did
some dumb shit at dinner thatyou didn't like but has nothing
to do with what you're reallymad about and you want to go

(01:16:12):
back to last week's argument, oh, that's over with.
Oh, no, no, no, no, oh no, fuckyou.
I've had this conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
You got them, won't do bitch.
I'm going to piss real quick.
Ac.

Speaker 2 (01:16:22):
Man, you're going to leave me by myself in the middle
of women bashing.
You know, this is theauthenticity and shit I've been
looking for.
I'm sorry.
We love women and this is notspecific to any woman who exists

(01:16:42):
in the world, right?
This is just kind of whatniggas like to do.
We like to get around eachother and talk shit, and some of
that, though, it's therapeutic,but also it's entertaining, I
think I hope, but I'm reallyupset with myself, because I'm

(01:17:04):
usually better at freestylingthan this, but I'm more like I
feel like Safari on theBreakfast Club, you know, when
he was freestyling.

Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
Nah, that's not it?

Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
Yeah, that's how I felt right there trying to do
that freestyle explaining why uhniggas enjoyed a woman bash no,
that's not it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:22):
Yeah, that's it.
No, I tell you, bro, we enjoywomen bashing me.
Well, I ain't gonna say we, I'mgonna speak for bj.
We enjoy women bashing becausewomen enjoy me and bashing and I
feel like me personally.
I'm not necessarily saying I'mbashing them, I just feel like
it should be some shit.
It's some shit that all of usbeen wanting to get off.

(01:17:43):
We all want to say some shit,but it's like now, when I'm in
the house with my dog, I can saysome shit.
I'm on live, yeah, but shitain't around.
No woman right now.
Whatever I feel right now,that's my personal thought.
We can talk about it later, whenwe can agree to disagree, if
that's the case, but then again,shit, we don't have to.
This is my opinion, this iswhat I fucking think.

(01:18:04):
If I feel like you some shit,then there's you some shit.

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
It is what it is, man , but you know, but, but, but
but yeah, dog, I just wait tillI really get back outside and
have some way better storiesthat I can tell.
But yeah, dog, shit, just waittill I really get back outside
and have some way better storiesthat I can tell.
You want to hear a nigga-bashingstory?
I can tell, yeah, because youknow, man, I be talking to
people and we be gettingvulnerable.
You know that's my bag.

(01:18:27):
Get real vulnerable withtalking.
You know I love to talk and Iwas listening to the story
Shorty was telling me about thisguy who took her out.
And I was listening to thestory Shorty was telling me
about this guy who took her out.
They went to Longhorn, mm-hmm.
And I'm like okay, that's cool.
Shit, you're a Longhorn girl.
I fuck with that.
I fuck with that.

(01:18:47):
You know what I mean, becauseyou know I don't really.
Then she said the nigga got madbecause she got like a $2
upgrade on her steak.
And I started laughing and Iusually don't clown other niggas
when I'm talking to a woman.
They ain't one of my homegirls.
I'm like hold on this niggatripping about $2.

(01:19:10):
I'm not even dirty mackingright now.
It's bad enough.
Y'all went to Longhorn, but youwanted that, you rock with it,
cool.
And this nigga complained aboutthe $2.

Speaker 1 (01:19:18):
Whoa, wait, wait, you won't fucking do that.
I like Longhorn.
Shout out to Vanika Cannonthat's my baby now, longhorn, we
all we got.

Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
I applied up there.
By the way, I ain't heard backfrom y'all.
But no, yeah, I like longhorn.
Yeah, but if I'm talking abouta date, I'm not going on a date
to longhorn.
We just went to longhorn to getsome food.
Okay, I get what you said, Iput certain restaurants in a
certain pocket.
I get what you're saying andfor me I'm not going on a date

(01:19:48):
there I will eat there, noproblem, and I will pay for your
food uh-huh, but this ain'tgonna be considered a date.

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
This is gonna we're going to eat.

Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
Yeah, nigga, we in sweatpants.

Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
I get it.
I definitely get that.
I definitely get that.

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
But I'm like, damn nigga, a $2 upcharge, Not.
She added the $50 lobster tail.

Speaker 1 (01:20:08):
So that just means she went up a size like a.
Instead of it being seven ounce, she probably got a nine ounce.

Speaker 2 (01:20:13):
Motherfucker now God almighty Ain't that corny,
shouldn't niggas like that betalked about and made fun of.

Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
Well, it depends.
No, hell no, because it depends.
What does it depend on?
What'd she do after that?

Speaker 2 (01:20:29):
I think the vibes got fucked up so that means this
motherfucker still went home,didn't she?

Speaker 1 (01:20:35):
You had to pay that extra $2.
And I get what you're saying,but again, that extra $2, she
could have got thatmotherfucking $7 ounce and got
some exercise or something, andthat would have been what she
needed.

Speaker 2 (01:20:46):
But if you mean what she do with the food.
Did she take it home?

Speaker 1 (01:20:51):
No, what did they do?
Fuck her taking it home?
Food did she take it home?
No, what are they doing?
Fuck her taking it home.
It's the fact of, if she didall this and and you know, did
all this, carrying on, got theup charge, but then, as soon as
the food came out, now all of asudden shit got weird and now
you don't want, now you don'twant to do nothing else after
this.
Now you think you, finna, gohome, shit, shit.

(01:21:12):
So I'm finna, get smacked forthem $2.
You hear me Listen?

Speaker 2 (01:21:16):
So I'm finna get hit on for them extra $2.
Yeah you talking about.
So what happens if you startDamn you doing this $2?
You know that affects what youdo when you get home.
And then what if you weresupposed to go somewhere else
after and then you decide youdon't want to go there no more,

(01:21:38):
you're just ready to go home.

Speaker 1 (01:21:41):
That's what it is.
You're fucking up your ass, Imean.
But that's also.
Is she fucking up my ass if shealready got quiet?
If we in the restaurant and wealready you already got the
upcharge steak, you already goteverything.
We in the restaurant and wealready, you already got the
upcharge steak, you already goteverything.
Now you start being weird.
Oh man, come on, bitch, tightenup now.

Speaker 2 (01:21:57):
You already got the nine.
You already got a nine ounce.
But you already know when youown date night, if you change up
what she wants to do and shesaid, hey, I want to do this, I
want to do that.
And she said, hey, I want to dothis, I want to do that.
Then you get there and you'relike, I don't really want to go
to the movies now I just want togo to the house.
Oh nigga, you done fucked up thepussy, you see, man.

(01:22:18):
Yeah, yeah, now she's healed,because she had an expectation,
for sure, and you fucked up theexpectation.
That's a fact.

Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
Like nigga, just go to the movies and fall asleep,
that's for.
But then sometimes that can getyou.
That can deny it Me personallywhen I get sleepy, and now I
ain't talk.
For an hour and a half she beenup watching the movie, giggling
, crying, whatever it is.
You ain't got to rub on thighs,I'm asleep.

Speaker 2 (01:22:41):
She ain't talking about that.
You got to rub on the thigh alittle bit and get her to rub on
your thigh so she can get youup a little bit, so you can be
thinking about what you're goingto do when you get home, when
it's cold.

Speaker 1 (01:22:53):
When it's already in this cold air room it's dark.
Me personally, I know I donesaid me personally a lot tonight
.
I want y'all to know I'mtalking about BJ.
When I get rubbed on, that'sgoing to put me to bed Anytime.
I get my head back, head backor neck, get them three rubbed
on.
Man I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:23:15):
I just dripped off.
You know what I like to do whenthey get like the light fingers
and they start doing that.

Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
That's what I'm talking about.
Oh God, don't do it.
And the fact of it is don't letme have this hell taken down
and don't let me have this backout.
Matt Paul of it is don't let mehave this hell taken down and
don't let me have this back out,if the back out and it's just,
oh man, all you see is tattoosand you start soft rubbing that
back.
Come on with the game, heylisten.

(01:23:42):
You might as well go and put meto bed.
I don't even make it to the bed.
We on the couch and you softrub and I'm staying right there
all night.

Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
If you want to get something out of me, do that
soft rub on my back and on mywrist and on my inner thigh.

Speaker 1 (01:23:57):
Treat me like that.
Put it on the inner thigh.
Now that little kitty get thelicking on me yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:24:04):
And if you really like me, feel on my back with
your hands, right?
And feel for them knots.
I got in my back and stick yourthumb in them back and get deep
in there and oh, that's why Isay that's that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:16):
go back to that deep tissue I was talking about
earlier.
Went back in the day you get up, you get that thumb and you get
this slamming that motherfuckerunder that leg when you got it,
oh god, almighty, touch my body.
That's almighty, god, almighty,but nah, but that shit is being
for real man.
Is there anything else?
Touch my body?
That's almighty, god, almighty,nah, but that shit is being for
real man Is there anything elseimportant on the board?

Speaker 2 (01:24:36):
What's our time in life?

Speaker 1 (01:24:38):
We at an hour and let me see hour and 24.
We went over.
Let's get this last one in.
I know you like the youngestold nigga I done ever met in my
life.
I'm going to ask you this, andthis just to all the young the
uh new, young yans is yb the newparker, our generation yb is

(01:25:00):
nothing to me.
Oh my god, I see them youngniggas gonna put their hands on
you listen, no, they're not yb Idon't know if you got to check
it out, bro YB is a millionpercent.
In every way he is the 2025 pop.
When I say I seen this man hada stadium of 75,000 people at

(01:25:21):
the Dallas Cowboy Arena.
He had everybody in theresinging, word for word.
He had big street niggas inthere crying.
He had random little kids thatwas in there doing the show Just
like, wholeheartedly singinglouder than him.

(01:25:42):
You know what I'm saying?
That YB, now he home Bruh.
He a big deal, man.
He a big deal.
I ain't gonna even play withhim.
He a big deal for the.
He a big deal, man.
He a big deal.
I ain't gonna even play withhim.
He a big deal.
Why be?

Speaker 2 (01:25:54):
and for those who don't know who we're talking
about nba young boy.
Yes, sir, I never broke again,um, but uh, he to me is similar
to charlie kirk.
Okay, why?
Somebody who has a largeinfluence, extremely famous, but
they don't really exist in mylife, so don't get me.
I've heard some young boy songs.

(01:26:16):
I don't think I have any youngboy songs in my apple music.
Oh, really, I might.
I have some young boy featuresyeah and I like those songs.
I don't listen to young boyenough to go down, yeah yeah, no
, and I don't want to listen toyoung boy.
And then I, I keep, I keeppeople around me who listen to
young boy.
So I know what you know I'msaying.

(01:26:36):
I get some some young boyinformation, yeah, facts, but I,
I, I know, it's just not yourcup of tea, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:26:44):
Well, let's touch down when he and last.
We ain't got to stay on thatone long.
Uh, what you?
How you feel about ai, the aiartist signing for three million
dollars?

Speaker 2 (01:26:51):
I think it's bullshit fuck ai.
I think ai is cool for for somestuff to help help out, like a
lot of stuff on this show wasbuilt from ai so I ain't gonna
just shit on ai, but when westart letting ai take over the
arts, that becomes extremelyproblematic for me, because
what's gonna happen?
Somebody's gonna write somesongs and they're going to

(01:27:12):
create a voice for this person.
Now we can't even get realmusic.
It's one thing to have autotune and stuff like that, but
we're not going to have realmusic.
That's the fact.
We can't eat Like nigga, I waitfive hours to not see Cardi B
and people waited.
It was some people there whogot there last night.

Speaker 1 (01:27:31):
Oh, it was more than they spent the night out there.
People spent the night outthere to see Cardi.

Speaker 2 (01:27:34):
B and, as crazy as that is to me, shout out to true
fandom People who are in lovewith an artist and want to
connect with that artist, andall of that weird shit that we
do.
That goes against what God says, because we shouldn't be
putting humans on that high of aplatform.
Because Ru is here, I canspread the gospel today.

(01:27:55):
That's a joke.
That's a joke, y'all.
How does the AI chick perform?
I can't go to the concert and,like you, I became a Cardi B fan
because at one point in my lifeI said you know what If I ran
into?
Because at one point in my lifeI said you know what if I like
if I ran into her I kiss on hermouth oh more than that.

(01:28:17):
But but I felt like I have achance right.
But because when she was onlove and hip-hop before she
dropped invasion of privacy butbodak yellow was out there, I
made enough money to fake a date.
I can't trick off and buy youstuff.

Speaker 1 (01:28:32):
No, you can get a date One night.
We go eat.
Go come on home.

Speaker 2 (01:28:38):
We can go out to eat and you can get what you want on
the menu and I know she ain'tgoing to order no expensive ass
wine and shit like that.
We can drink cocktails and itmight be a $500 tab that night.
I can get that off.

Speaker 1 (01:28:52):
But back then you got to remember that was love and
hip-hop Cardi was drinkingHennessy and shit.
You could have about four orfive shots of Hen and a little
steak dinner, and not even agood steak.
You take out a longhorn.

Speaker 2 (01:29:02):
That's how you fuck around with F Cardi B.

Speaker 1 (01:29:09):
That's how you hit Cardi B.
But no, going back to that AIsign.
The only thing I didn't likewas because, like, honestly, you
can change that artist, likethat.
And it's like, literally, ifyou sign that artist for a R&B
you know what I'm saying, r&byou go and type in one thing on
that AI artist.
Now, all of a sudden, thatwhole genre can be country, it

(01:29:33):
can be rock and roll.

Speaker 2 (01:29:34):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (01:29:34):
I'm saying and shit like that.
That's the only thing with mepersonally that I don't like
behind it, so but hold on.

Speaker 2 (01:29:41):
One last thing before we close it out.
I think it's really importantand I ran the video earlier
today about the attack on freespeech and the corporate
bullshit.
Jimmy Kimmel is going to beback on the air tomorrow.
I haven't seen any details onon what they came, where they

(01:30:02):
came to, and one of thecompanies, sinclair, said
they're still not going to putout the Jimmy Kimmel show in
their, in their networks.
Just keep your eyes open, andwhen you start to see big
companies and successful, famousrich people, especially rich

(01:30:23):
white people, losing theirrights, losing opportunities or
even having to take a step backfor things that seem to be
unconstitutional, you got to becareful.
Just be concerned.
I'm not saying that we're goingto change the direction that

(01:30:46):
this country is going in I don'tknow but when you just start to
see rights get pulled back,especially from the elite, what
the hell they do to us?
so facts and facts but yeah,fuck cardi b, but I'll fuck

(01:31:06):
cardi b.

Speaker 1 (01:31:07):
Hey, man, that's the one that has to show y'all.
We'll be back next week.
Village Vance man.
We appreciate y'all.
Remember like subscribe, dowhatever you need to do man,
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Speaker 2 (01:31:22):
Join the Facebook group, join the community.
We love y'all.
Look at that.
I said something nice.
We love y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:31:29):
Village Vance.
Let's get it Black Mouth time.

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