485 - Astrology

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I'm Spencer here until Tempo. We going Wikipedia.
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Yeah, we do. Normally.
We have a little Preamble beforethe podcasts so that we can have
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Probably, it's good. It's I don't think we had
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that listener at the end of the episode.
See if there's enough enough. Good stuff in there.

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You know what? I was thinking about the other
day. What?
You know, how we've always been recording for three minutes.
Last episode. We record over 17 minutes before
we started, you know, how for like, for like the Mandalorian.
They, they just like deep faked all of Mark Hamill.

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Oh, that is how big a guy in thekind of like, put mark on his
face. Over him.
Basically. Yeah, but they also deep faked,
his voice, really? That it took a few like samples
and because Could they have first of all, I have so much
footage of his face from when hewas the age that he would be in
the show. Totally and also his voice
because they have everything from the movies and he did, the

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BBC did like radio, dramas of the original trilogy, which are
really cool and he does everyonereprise their roles.
Some people, he does, he's okay,cool.
So they have like all this audiobecause every single did like,
right? Every syllable has ever said
like that's wild but there's probably even More of us than
there is. Oh you and I yeah, maybe not

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because over the whole course this career because he didn't
noticed on the Mandalorian. Some, some shots of Luke.
He talked like the Joker and as I just because they ran out of
they ran out of syllables of Luke's stuff.
So yeah, so people could look atone point here for the Grogan
was bats again, that I couldn't even tell you what the Joker

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sounds like. What his his Joker sounds like I
am I don't think I could do an impression.
But when you hear it, you're like damn, that's good, man.
That's that's Joker. You hear me?
Go. That's Joker.
That's fun. Yeah.
No, that's Joker. You call him Joker.
Not the mr. J.
Well, I mean you calling Batman or the Batman Batman, but he's

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the Joker, is he? I think so.
Welcome know, because Batman break.
Nice to see you the Joker. Right.
Is The Offspring are The Offspring?
The Beatles. If I met them out, say hello
Beatles. Hello The Beatles, he wouldn't
say hello to be. Is it cheat or the chi?

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It's that it is the cheap. So who knows that?
I don't know. And you do, you would absolutely
say hello to hell of a cheat. Hmm.
I don't know. That's you could call them the
j-man. But you wouldn't say hello that
Jamin. Know he'd fucking rip your guts
out and load sudden to you Joker, but he would if he was
introducing himself, he would say hi.

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I'm the Joker. Yeah, that was pretty good.
Sounds like sounds like Joker tomeans like Mark Hamill to me
though. Whoo.
Yeah, he want to say I'm Joker. Yes.
I'm the Joker. He would say he's the crown.
The clown Prince of Crime, whichis a very good play on words.
What if You know what? If the clown there's no evidence

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that this before, but if the clown Prince of Crime, huh?
Met the Merc with the mouth for some reason.
I thought you can say, what if the clown Prince of Crime at the
clown, popper of crime and they switch places.
That's better. Okay.
I'm going to get an artist. Okay, go for it.

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Wow, this is huge. This is huge.
Zeppelins. This is maybe one of the
broadest topics. We've okay oceans.
You're honestly close-ish. Okay.
Do you think you could guess what it is?
How close is Oceans? I think I'm like hot, warm cold

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as far as don't even. Don't even qualify it.
It's only, I'm going to say warmoceans is warm oceans.
Unfortunately, we say yeah, it'sa real problem.
Is it a biome of some sort? No.
Okay. This is something that lives in
the ocean. No, I'm is something that is,
it's not Oceanic and Do it now. Okay.

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Is it a craft of some sort or a what do you do?
You mean like a vessel vessel? Okay, but you what do you mean
is it made out of popsicle sticks?
Do you do it? Yeah, and I'm like yeah, is it a
bird house? It's his.
It's a craft. It's not man-made.

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Is it man-made? That's the moon.
Landing footage, your no, but you are man, made his kind of
close. Well, Robin dioxide emissions.
No, farther. Okay.
Lay it on me. What do we got?
Astrology? Astro Shin is close to

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astrology, right? As you need the Stars to
navigate it, and it is man-made.What, wait, what is it against
Real astrology? Not astronomy.
I thought it was space again forWell, it's probably in a great
space astrology is space astrology space.
Yeah, that's interesting. I mean do we create math, or was
it always there? You know, what is astrology
astrology? Just looking at stars and

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telling everyone where they are or what is it that what maybe
we'll find out. Well astrology is any of various
ceremonial religious and divinatory practices which claim
to discern information about human Affairs and astrology is
not astronomy. That's why you said that
earlier. Yep.
Irish astrology is the one that we made on.
Yes. I strana me is the one that's
there. Regardless.

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God made astronomy and the devilmade astrology.
I see. Okay, cool.
Yeah, but But whose Wicked minions made cosmetology?
What is what is Shakespeare thing.
And I recognize that cosmetologymove on.

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Bye-bye study by studying the movements and relative positions
of celestial objects. Cosmetology is a study of
Cosmetics. Right?
Cosmetics meteors. Yeah.
Okay, astrology has been dated to at least the second
millennium BCE and has its It's in calendrical systems used to
predict seasonal shifts and interpret Celestial Cycles.
Assigns of divine communication.That makes sense.

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I mean, they're building pyramids and shit back then.
Yeah, they many cultures, have attached importance of
astronomy, astronomical events. And some such, as Hindus Chinese
and Maya, develop elaborate systems for predicting,
terrestrial events from Celestial observations.
Western astrology. One of the oldest astrological
systems in use can trace its roots to 1970 Century.
BCE Mesopotamia from where it spread to ancient Greece Rome.

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The Arab world and eventually Central and Western Europe.
Contemporary Western astrology is often associated with systems
of horoscopes that purport to explain a person's personality
and predict significant events in their lives.
Based on the positions of celestial objects.
The majority of professional professional astrologers rely on
such systems. I love you the content when you

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said professional astrologers are made me think of
professional wrestlers where it's like well there ya in every
way. But like in professional
wrestling therefore they refer to like Greco-Roman wrestling
or, you know, like Collegiate wrestling.
They refer to that as amateur wrestling that which is very
fun. Right?
Right. Do you remember the Weird Al

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song? That's your horoscope for the
day? Do I remember my?
Yeah, I do. And my specific one was I
believe it was all my friends are laughing at me behind my
back. Kill them, kill them.
Yeah Dash it. Take on all those pictures of
Ernest Borgnine. I got hanging in my Den think
so. I think that was mine.
The part that I remember is now you may find it inconceivable

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that at the very least a bit unlikely that they're allowed to
that the relative position of the planets and the Stars could
have a special deep significanceor meaning that exclusively
applies to only you. But let me give you my
Assurance. That these forecasts and
predictions are based on solid scientific documented evidence
and you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize
that every single one of us. Absolutely true.
Now. Where were you?
Most of that song and album. Do not hold up in any way and

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it's that's a shame. It's all extremely challenging.
That's ours. We did the album on Billboard's
like a year ago. Yeah.
I was like fucking stoked and then even in that song, it's
like, oh, yeah. Yeah, it's rough.
True. What do you do cancel weirdo?

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Yeah, it's about time. He's had a good run.
I think, what if we cancelled all celebrities and started
over. He's the great.
What the great Deluge that God brought upon the world but a
mass cancellation of all creatures.
Great, and small. I think that you have a point

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there. I think.
Yeah, I Mass cancellation as akin to a new.
A new. I mean if what's happened a
couple times, I wasn't it. Let me hold on.
I'll try to remember. I think the world.
Over twice. I wasn't it my wrong in
according to oh, no, I'm well. Yeah, I write of course.
Yeah. No, I'm thinking of a different
thing that Adam and Eve that says in the Bible Adam and Eve

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started everything but then everyone got killed, right?
So we're all technically the second try.
We're all descended from Moses. Well who was descended from?
Yeah, of course, of course, but it's not like we had, you know,
a thousand years to kind of Branch out our, you know, our
DNA. And then went nope.
In fact the Moses they're all going to fuck our sisters for a

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few years here. What are you gonna do?
While they were kind of Adam andEve's kids had to kind of also,
didn't they did not even not have any daughters in the Bible.
Oh, I don't know. I mean we only talk about the
the 22 kids of theirs. Yeah, Goofus and Gallant.

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Yeah, I don't know, maybe God gave them aliens for the first
for the first few rounds. To diversify the gene pool.
And we are all God's hybrid. Children.
Exactly. Yes, as I said in the Bible that
this is the whole. I mean, like let's be real.
Let's say there was a the what actually happened.

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Maybe I did. Maybe don't know, like,
historically. But if it did it would just be
in that region. I believe that people have sort
of determined that the we're going to say Euphrates River.
Okay. Sure did actually flood and it
and I guess it normally, what a frog's butt was regularly, but
One time, it did original. Yeah, and people are like, oh,

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fuck. Okay, because because doesn't
mr. Gilgamesh also have a flood.
Yes, and that predates the Bible, I believe, right?
Yeah. It's the exact same story.
Yeah, right. So so yeah, Gilgamesh did it.
First Gilgamesh of The Simpsons of Epic Tales.
Well, I actually is true. I guess.

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Speaking of The Simpsons and cancellation.
Okay. Did you see that?
Mr. Homer. Simpson got canceled.
Mr. Summers in the character. Mr. Homer.
What did he say? I don't think did an episode
where homework. I don't.
Oh my God, go away. I know I know.
Yes. Yes, go away forever.
Just cancel everyone. You know what your show could

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just be about how You know, it'sBart spilled his apples lid and
that's the whole episode. You know, like we don't we don't
need and us stuff. It was also just like Lisa
trying to ride a unicycle. That could be the whole episode
that that sounds funny to me. It does.
So it sounds sound like a laugh.Riot.

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Someone says studious. Studying a book to learn all of
the the correct unicycle form. The minute she gets on as she
falls flat on her face because there are some things you cannot
learn from a book. That's That's comedy.
It's I think everyone should diein a flood.

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Yeah, I think, I think. Yeah, so do you think we just
like and then whatever happens happens?
In terms of like Evolution over the next billion years or do we
leave? You're saying to leave special,
special people? Look.
We pick 11 compatible, couple orwhatever.
Does it need to be? Like maybe we do.

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We get the two most compatible people from from match.com or
match.com, but they don't eat. They don't ever have to have
even met. Right.
Right, right. It's just like, we write an
algorithm that that says takes everyone in the world, but some
of the other and it's like, oh this, yeah, this guy who lives
in Saskatchewan is perfect for this lady who lives in a

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Antarctic submarine base. What if they would never have
metaphor for algorithm? What if?
This is, this is my pitch for a Black Mirror episode there.
What if Bart? There's lots all his apples and
Lisa had to pick them up from her unicycle.
See, that's the twist. There is a Tinder like app.

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Okay. We're a match.com.
No, I think I think Tinder is better.
Okay. Every single person who's on it.
Sure. And that's like when you're
born, you have a profile. Yeah, and then when you say,
when you turn 18, that's when you can start swiping sure.
And It's it's, it's every singleperson.
Sure. Yeah, and that's how you find

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like your partner. Right?
And it doesn't matter where theyare.
It's like this person is compatible for you.
Like, once you match, and once you both swipe the, the yes way,
right? The, or the Yahweh.
You you're given a home may be directly in between where both

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of you? Sure.
Yeah, the exact geographic center.
That is your partner for life. That's where you live.
So you're saying the first the first person that you match
with. Yeah, I think so, I think so
because I think that would incentivize people to be really
do dishes on. Oh, yeah.
Okay. Yeah, you want to fuck around
and get a Plenty of Fish or something.
Yeah. Okay.
Sure. And this, this, your whole life

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are they slowly like accumulating data on like, Yeah,
yeah girl your because it was being monitored and everything
until you turn 18 so it knows everything about you and so it's
like I know definitively. You are perfect for this person.
Yeah, and what have you been found out things about yourself?
You didn't even know about you're like, oh I didn't I
didn't realize but like yeah, I do really like 7 foot tall

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women. Yeah or whatever.
But I wouldn't have known because I don't I live in her
neck submarine base. I live in Arctic submarine base.
Yeah. Yeah.
I think this could I that's a great idea.
That sounds great. Are you sure that hasn't already
been done with black mayor appoints you like five up.
Episode Sam. It's weird how in the first
episode that the one guy, the Prime Minister match with that
with that pig isn't that weird female animals are on the app

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to. Yeah.
So be aware, be ready. Don't just swipe on the first
human you like, I guess that kind of feels a little like What
is blind? So interesting?
Yeah, a little sure. When is when you write, what if
1112, his mom was just like a continuing ongoing thing, like,

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kind of like Terrace House were like, as people leave their
bringing more people. So, I by the end of the season,
same the same first batch. You just kind of stay there
until you match. Right?
Right. And then like, will follow some
of the people, you know, so every week, this blind Legacy.
Yeah, exactly. Exactly.
That's kind of cool. I'm cool, right?
Les. So the yeah, so it's just like

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it's kind of like big brother orwhatever it was.
That know, if Big Brother you get voted off, I guess our
works. I've never watched this house.
Oh, it is. Okay.
Well, chosen vote somebody off. Yes.
Well, but you can just choose toleave when you want to, okay.
So are you could choose to leaveif you wanted to?
Well, you could choose leaving, you wanted to, but ideally you
leave, when you match, right, right.
So then there could just be someone who's been living there

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for like a year and a half's like next, not interested.
Yeah. I'm Tyson.
I'm T3. I like chicken tenders.
No relation. I guess my brain to do that,
huh? Yeah, I think that's a good
idea. Right?
I think it's a I think it's a very good idea.
Someone get Nick Lachey on the horn.

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Yeah, who's his Partners out hiswife?
Yes. Okay.
I don't know her name. Okay.
I know her last name Peterson. Yeah, she a famous person or has
she become famous since I don't know.
Okay, I Because he was pretty you would be weird for someone
as famous as him to just start dating like write a regular like

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Prince Harry or whatever, right?Is that his name?
Who's like that, that made the American but she was famous
issues famous, which wasn't a royalty.
Sure. Well unless unless you say, you
know, American pop culture iconsare royalty.
She was, I mean, she was, she was not a regular.
She's not a regular. Yeah, what do you mean?

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Like you and me? She's not a rug.
I said, yeah, if in the skate like if she would be like a
minor Duchess or something, right?
Like she wasn't like the queen in our sort of a marriage, right
kourt. Like if Harry was married,
trying to marry another like a queen or something.
You know, he'd marry like his mom is Mom Mary like a Beyonce

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or you know, right now it's interesting Bruce Willis because
there's only One you think Brucewas.
So famous is beyond snow. Not not this year.
Not this year who would be a hooby hooby?
Like a king. We would only have one Queen
though is the thing because theyonly have one Queen who would be
the who could be the king and queen of all of all sorties.

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So musicians actors, right entrepreneurs.
Well, I mean people they want tobe the best they have to be the
most famous the most, right? That's the thing because yes, So
like Kanye has is in the runningfor being King.
Yes, right. He doesn't, you know, you know,
Elon Musk is in the running for being killed.
Unfortunately. Yes, as far as Queens go.

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I think Beyonce has to be up there there for sure.
Taylor Swift. Maybe I do think she.
She was a princess, but she's coming for Queen.
I agree. Yeah, who else?
Let's see. It's interesting that we're only
picking musicians Hall. Logan.
Paul. I don't know.

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I remember. Well, no, you're my mask is in a
musician. That's true.
And what's interesting if he's King, but I don't put G as a
queen. Oh, no, you know, just because
they're married, whatever I wouldn't put Jay-Z as a king.
No me neither, you know, he doesn't have the same star
power. No, not at all.
He's, he's, he's certainly got star power but not not not.
Beyonce star power. Yeah.

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Okay. Well, how about what about like,
are there any like LeBron James may be okay.
It will be a king. King.
I I was going to say it's because I'm trying to think of
like actors to and I'm thinking Not yet.
Zendaya right. Interest is where Taylor Swift

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was. Absolutely 5-10 years.
Absolutely. Yeah, that's interesting.
Yeah, we'll be watching her career with great interest.
Yeah, who is there an actor and like I care what you say?
Robert. Downey jr.
Not anymore. Maybe?
Yeah, maybe four or five years ago.
What about Denzel? They just played a king in

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Macbeth. Not anymore.
Were you thinking? As time has come and passed.
I do. Okay, for this for this sure,
sure, sure. It's interesting that I can't
think of like any actors or actresses.
Is it because right now is not the time for actors and
actresses right now is the time for musicians.
It feels like that because also all movies we stopped happening

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for two years. This music never stops stopped
happening. And also, they're all like IP,
which doesn't sure like Chris Hemsworth isn't a king.
No, but he's in a million movies, but and, and the biggest
movies of all time. Right?
Right. He's not.
He's also not American. Butt.

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Yeah, I mean the biggest name right now is like Timothy,
Shalom and he's not a king. No, no and and thinking thinking
back even. Maybe Meryl, Streep, not
anymore. Okay, back in the day, like at
me, like a Cate Blanchett. Mmm.
No, also not American its in my head Hollywood.

(23:03):
Just if you're in Hollywood, we own you.
Okay, that's if you don't, I mean, yeah, weird.
Yeah. Thank you.
Someone set up. Why can't I think of any famous
people? You know, I don't know.
I don't think there's I don't, it might just be musicians now.
Hmm, you know like for like in the early No, nevermind.

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Who Julia Roberts, not again? Not anymore?
I can only think of people from 2000 would be, who will be the,
who would be like the King Arthur of like the greatest king
of all time or the greatest queen of all time, you know,
probably sell, probably something like Pat Benatar.
I was going to say like, Judy, Garland, or like someone from

(23:51):
way back. Yeah.
That's definitely. I think.
It--yeah the odds are that they're not here anymore or like
like who I like like Charles Lindbergh, even though he was a
Nazi, He would have been a queenor a king.
Well, whatever. You want to be a pilot.
Yeah, he feels. He did the first transatlantic
flight or if we're on the road, the first he was a Nazi
supporter. Yeah, that's the spirit.

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I'm never going back there again.
I know that much. Yeah.
II didn't know that about him. Yeah.
I don't know if you can. I don't know if you can just a
to remove. Yeah, we probably should.
Yeah. Certainly, you know, and like
before the like in the 30s, before we join the war
everyone's like, yeah, you know,they're not just got some great
points for sure. He was definitely.
The mix of then I don't know if he continued after we found
concentration camps. I don't know, but he was all

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about it to begin with, huh? Yeah interesting.
Yeah. Is there a great who is there
like a? Is there some actor that weren't
even thinking of? That's on the all-time great.
Like, you know, Orson Welles, you know, like, yeah, I mean,
Who's the most American not evenking or queen necessary?

(24:56):
But the most American famous person of all time Henry Ford
another nozzle. Yeah, what's you know it all it
all tracks. It all tracks.
Your no, no fucking what I wouldsay is Marty minute.
Yeah, Peter Barnes a great American of all time.
Yeah. I totally agree.
Greatest showman. Yeah.

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Played by Hugh Jackman here. Yeah.
Is Hugh Jackman. He might honestly, it's he up
there. Weirdly.
Yeah, maybe all, you know, who might be coming back around.
Give me my king. Give me my queen.
Um, Anne Hathaway. She's coming back around.
He could have big one. Sure.

(25:39):
I could see her being like a, who's that woman that got
beheaded in France. Looking Marie, Antoinette.
I hears. I bet in like 20 years, Anne
Hathaway is going to be like a Judi Dench.
That's exactly what I was thinking.

(26:00):
He's gonna just fucking destroy.Okay, that may be sure.
Well. Yeah, I'm gonna go for it.
What about, what about Judy evenJudi Dench.
I wouldn't put up there for Queen though.
No, no no, no. What?

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Who's the 007 man? Damn Craig?
Yeah, I love. You know, you kidding me.
No, but 007 has ever whatever. Be king.
He'd be. A Dave is no politician would be
a queen or King. No.
No, it's not that I've been close.

(26:43):
No, right. No one gives a shit about them.
There's gotta do what about likeagain all time.
Like it's like a John Wayne, that would be perfect because he
was a big swell you later. You want to try thing where I

(27:16):
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