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Delta ball. I'm just I'm Spencer here on Del
Tempo, we go on Wikipedia. We click random article, we talk
about it. Yeah, we do Johnny.
I meant to pull this up earlier but I forgot I forgot to do.
It's alright. Your britches because it's
embarrassing it right now. I failed to remember that we
have a kind of kind of like a photo finish here, but we have a
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Nice podcast review. Oh, from from 45 and here it is.
I'm going to from 45 though episode of 485, I thought you
said 45 and I was like, from theformer guy from mr.
Bull shit himself. I believe this is left on the
website and says, hey Johnny andSpencer.
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Hi, I wasn't sure where exactly to post this, but in light of
the Hiatus, I just wanted to saythat.
I hope things get better soon, burnouts, no, joke.
Joke, you should take all the time.
You need, Believe It or Not, dilettante ball.
Is what taught me out of more than one right over the past
seven years. I don't believe it.
Rest up. Chill out with your respective
cats and take all the time you need.
And you know what? That's exactly what we did.
Yeah. Thank you.
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Yeah. Those, those are very sweet.
Very sweet message. I'm not sure what's from
exactly. I'm not.
They left their name, but there's no way to find out.
Yeah, well, we just have to figure out which one listener
has gone through a tough time intheir life and then we'll be
able to narrow it down. We don't need to get into it but
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crypto could you imagine what ifokay, you know how like we were
just talking about this before we started recording but like
often Twitter account or an Instagram account, will get
hijacked by a crypto spammer. Yeah.
Right. What if just like that happened
to a podcast where they just somehow got the feed and were
updating? And I assist in my head they're
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updating as it would be to one or two people pretending to be
poorly and just being like, Anyway you should really invest
in like these this nft line we're excited about it.
It's yeah. It's like the it's it's in the
future where Joker monkey like we're that sounds cool.
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Joker monkey and if T it runs onthe ethereum blockchain.
Once once this, The Singularity starts happening where it were,
you, no Human start, kind of merging with computers and
technology and stuff web for sure that might just happen,
right? Like you, your In or whatever
might get hijacked, how long. So you've seen the AI generator
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for images and stuff. Yeah, they do it for text as
well. How long before they can just do
an AI podcast where you type in,like, two white dudes, talk
about Wikipedia and then like, out it comes.
I bet we're not even not even this year.
It'll be, you know, how the the image generator that everyone is
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using. Yeah, that's Dale.
Ali, it's dahlin mini. So that's like the one that's
public. There's Dolly to, which is so
powerful. It's the private one.
You have to like, get an invite to, okay, it's Extremely
powerful, you know how, like, what if you type like Joe Rogan
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or whatever into Dolly? Yeah, it his face is a little,
it jacked up. It's like, it's like a yeah,
it's like a blurry photo. It's like Bigfoot, it's like
Bigfoot photos of. Yeah.
Ali 2.0 is real deal. It's it's genuinely
photorealistic. It's fucked up.
It's fucked up. Okay?
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Because I know like deep fake videos and stuff too.
So yeah. That's It's gonna be interesting
time when you just can't trust anything.
Interesting though, and we've already learned this from mr.
Mr. Andre 3000, Jay-Z thousand. I don't know what you're buying
the film, Idlewild mr. Fox Mulder.
All right, well, I guess who said trust no one maybe ad,
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Skinner told them to trust. No, I think Fox Mulder said, I
want to trust. No, I want to trust know.
That's what the poster says. Yeah, you want me to get one
comma and Article, please. oh, This is, this is interesting.
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And will either be what? Well, I'll just say Choctaw,
Civil War. Whoo, interesting.
That's what I said. Okay, I didn't know this existed
and I'm hoping that it's chill. It's not.
I mean, obviously not chill to Civil War but I'm hoping there
was no intervention, you know, really sure hope it's like 900
or something. Yeah, it's just like this is a
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thing that happened and then there was and then they got back
together. Yeah.
The Choctaw Civil War was a period of economic and social
unrest. Among the Choctaw people that
degenerated into a civil war between 1747 and 1750.
Okay, well yeah, yeah, the war was fought between two different
factions within the Choctaw, over with the tribes trade
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relations, with Great, Britain and France should be okay.
Hundreds of Choctaw, people diedin the war and the pro-french
faction retained. Their influence within the
Choctaw Nation is this where I don't know if they've changed
the name of this war. But when I was in school, was it
was called this the French and Indian war is this associated
with that in some way interesting or you know, I have
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no idea what happened. Like, it's around this time.
Period, I do and I don't, it's good question that interview
imagine. Like you actually, if you
actually learned something in school, can you imagine a world?
I mean, as far as I know in school, we were pretty nice to
these guys. Yeah, right.
We gave them some lovely land, she use.
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And they taught us how to plant Maize exactly.
Right. And that's, that's pretty, I
know the last anyone heard from them and they've been doing
well, I guess. Yeah, I do.
Here's the, we genuinely, I remember studying Native
Americans in school. Okay?
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Truly you do. I truly do think we ever well?
Let me tell you what we learned,okay.
We learned about the different types of houses that they lived
in. Some had TP some head adobe's
and that blows. Yep, sure.
Okay. And that's it.
That's it. That's it.
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And I remember there was a word search, and we had to find all
different tribe names in the word search, okay?
And that's what I learned. About the indigenous.
Think, if you like studying likewhite people, whatever goes
like, this is a colonial-style home.
This is like a mid-century modern and this is a Frank Lloyd
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Wright. Yeah.
That's that's actually fucking wild because you don't learn
about architecture really of anything else.
Except unless you consider like pyramids architecture, which
legally it is, but not in the same way as like and then they
just give you a word search thatjust does like dance.
Yeah. Yeah like alright what we
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learned at all and that was in, I want to say first grade, okay,
well, okay, like sure, sure, if every year they got, you know,
they expanded on it. Well and then we never learned
about it. That was the last time, I
remember learning anything. Well, other than like, No, no,
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you know, and then every Thanksgiving, it's like, oh, by
the way, things were chill. So don't so, don't worry.
Don't even sweat it, dude. And that's it, you know.
Yeah, but yes, I do agree if that's where it starts in first
grade. And it's like, well, these are
the people who were here before us, right?
This is how they lived. Well, yeah, and then we'll find
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out more about them later. Yeah, totally.
But yeah, that just didn't happen.
Yeah, that sucks. Well.
If you just had like a good first grade teacher, who was
like I'm gonna I'm gonna try to interesting.
Yeah. Wonder it was like not necessary
part of a curriculum or anythingor you know what I mean?
Yeah, I just assumed that the government just tells you what
you have to teach now, and we'regoing to that point.
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I bet it doesn't. They don't tell you what you
have to teach, but I do bet theytell you what you can't.
Well, I know, they tell you whatyou can't.
And I think that it's not so much.
They tell you what you have to teach, but it's like, these are
the things that are gonna be on the standardized test.
Oh, sure. Yeah.
So so you can teach If you want,but when your kids all fail.
That's not new. Yeah.
Okay. That's a good way to.
That's a good way to keep control.
I like that and standardized tests are all math and like
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reading comprehension but there's no like at least, there
wasn't history or science for us, you know.
Yeah. Imagine if you had to learn
about, like, not even like a bunch, but just how to learn
about art, like you said to be able to recognize like, oh,
that's that's the Mona. Lisa dad, honestly, be fucking
cool. And it would help a lot when I'm
trying to figure out. Jolly Reds, trying to fucking
scam me. I heard that sister.
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Yeah, it's all like It doesn't feel very useful, really in the
real world like, what the standardized tests that we have.
Oh, you have some issues with the American education system,
one or two little. Yeah, Piccadilly.
Yeah, it's I wonder if other countries have standardized
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tests. The way we do.
That's a great question. I don't know.
I'd be curious to find out There's no, unfortunately must
in some way. Maybe.
I don't know. I guess.
I mean, it makes it easy. Do you know the third to put,
you know, the same way? Every other country must have to
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pay for their own insurance and exactly, right?
That's sort of normal stuff pay for college.
Yeah, I don't know. How do you?
Do that. Okay here's here's like assumed
they were invented to make the the line on the graph.
Go up. We love when the line goes out
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and that's it. Here's a question that when I
say it, it's going to sound stupid.
I asked those all the time. How much is this?
Many know, how do you just hold up a carrot?
Um, do other countries have Likea to F grades like we do.
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I don't recall I'm a bro long time I got a friend in Middle
School who had just came over from somewhere and Great Britain
and he told me that they did butwas a lot more like liberal.
Like I received a recall him saying like hunt like basically
divided up the grades and 25 part like so like 80 to 100
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would be an a You know I'm saying?
I don't know if that's true or not.
Was he was taking the Mickey. Hey, maybe he was taking them
will. Do you remember when we were in
maybe up to like first or secondgrade and a was a 94?
Yeah. And then I load it to a 90.
Thank God. Yeah.
And the across the board, they made it all out.
Like, yeah, just let Stan yeah, which huge move for my, I love
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guess makes sense, but it's a little trick system does for
great. I mean honestly, yeah, it it all
is arbitrary though. Sort of that.
Also feels like another, anotherway to get the line to go up on
the graph. Well, yes.
Yes, that's probably why they did it.
Well, I 94 like the teacher didn't change out the greater
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things, right? I mean, like, it was 50 question
on a test. Each one is worth two points,
you know, that doesn't change. No, I did miss a few more.
That's probably right, you know?Hmm, yeah.
So that's probably what it was. I saw this thing.
Speaking of metric system that was very compelling.
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Okay, and it was about Fahrenheit and Celsius, okay?
And it was basically, like, One is useful.
Fahrenheit is useful for like your body for like How something
feels to a person and Celsius isuseful for like science stuff
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because like because it's more, slightly more, can you go?
I can elaborate please, I mean, basically if you think of it on
a scale of 1 to 100, which Fahrenheit isn't but is as far
as body temperature goes, like if it's 100 degrees because your
body temperature is almost 900 or almost, almost 900 Degrees.
Yeah, I'm sweating. You know so it's like It's a
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hundred degrees that's fucking hot.
It's 50 degrees that's like halfway it's zero degrees.
That's fucking cold. Okay where's Celsius?
It's like see who it's 70. Now it's crazy right, right?
Like like 30 degrees in celsius.That's like mad hot right?
Is seems like it would be maybe it's like 90 sure.
I don't know. I think that's probably some of
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its more, it's easier in that particular range that we care
about. I think Fahrenheits more
descriptive, It's alright, like the difference between the
honestly that is between 70 and 75 is huge.
Right? Absolutely but like if you're
doing salsa is to be like 31 or 30.
Yeah. Right.
He's laying it says 70 to 75. Is like an astronomical
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difference? Yeah.
Right. So I can see that.
I guess we're getting with that.Yeah they said it better than I
did but you get no I think you were really succinct.
They want to take like 20 or 25 sentences.
And they were both. the words whose Lord Kelvin is that real
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to the words come together in mybrain easily Which doesn't mean
it's real that stands to reason though.
Yeah, I know what you mean. That's like I'm pretty good at
Jeopardy but I don't know what I'm saying.
I'm just like, were the names are just being pulled out of my
head. Kelvin and Celsius are
different. They are different, but
centigrade is the same as Celsius is that.
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So maybe they've also received out there Yes, was Fahrenheit A
man, I believe he was, I think he invented the sandwich early
Fahrenheit, huh? Yeah.
But that name was already taken by the temperature so they had
to call it something else. Yep.
I think basically everything wasa guy at one point but, you
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know, you know, I'm Dennis chair.
You're gonna like the way you said, yeah, that's true.
That reminds me of It was, it was not airplane but it's one of
those moves ahead Leslie Nielsen.
It might have been like repossessed.
It was one of the movies that they would show on Comedy
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Central. Okay.
Sure. And it was like an adult explain
to a kid like, you know, a lot of the old days, you know, your
last name was kind of, you know,whatever you your audition was
Smith or, you know, whatever, whatever, nature, cool.
The kid was like, what did John Hancock do?
That's funny. This a funny little joke.
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Oh I love me more. No no the dead was like well
we'll talk about that later. It's like a c-minus it implies
he touched his weiner a lot. So my professionally, my problem
is I'm I'm that movie walked so we could run.
You know what I mean? I was expecting the next the
next level the next. It was like okay well Hancock
obviously the joke is masturbating.
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So what's the actual joke? Zhang.
Zhang like they were, like here's level one of the joke,
but now, 50 years later, I'm expecting mobile to he worked at
a poultry slaughterhouse. I don't think, you know what I
expected, I guess if we could punch it up.
I guess we'll figure it out, later.
Yeah, we'll get back to you. Yeah.
For sure that's there's a phrasefor that.
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I think it was coined by. What's that?
What's that website? That's Doug phrase m'n.
It's called The the phenomenon or whatever.
It's called. Seinfeld isn't funny?
Yes. Oh it's a TV Tropes TV truck.
Yeah, exactly. It's kind of like we showed our
friend of the time. He was like 20 in 2013.
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We showed him the Matrix and Afterwards, you and I were like,
would you think, man? It was fucking awesome, right?
And our buddy. Steve was like it's played out.
It's like, I guess he's like, I guess, whatever.
And it's like, cause he's already seen a hundred million
things that ripped it off or, you know.
So that's the problem with theseold old movies.
That's why they should stop making old movies.
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Let's make some new movies. I'm saying, man.
Yeah, what's a new movie? That can't I just I watched him.
What I even watch. Have you been watching anything?
I watch them. Scary horror movie.
It was a scary horror movie. What was it?
It was pretty sure I'd remember.It was called we just by shutter
though and I saw in the real movie theater.
I thought was really cool. We just watched happy death day.
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Oh yeah that was that was great.It was a real fun time.
Is that my in that I you know like I think if no it's just
it's a blank that's not a yeah. It's just Concepts and colors
death. I was a big Death to Smoochy
fan. I never saw it.
I think it's supposed to be a good movie.
That's Robin. Yeah.
Ended Jon Stewart is on that as well.
Weird. Okay I think he's yeah he's in
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there. Okay.
Yeah happy deathday has anybody that I would?
No no no. It's just like a, it's a bum
house. Kind of like a more shirts.
You're not supposed to have realPas was just me or was almost,
was to be real people, right? Yeah.
Well, it wasn't, it wasn't like a Paranormal Activity type
thing, but it was, it was fun. Okay, I would recommend it in a
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big way. Okay, I'll give it a shot then.
I guess otherwise I don't think I'm holding.
I'm watching anything scary. I don't watch a scary movie.
You should watch Venom. If I could only recommend two
movies, he would be Venom and Top Gun.
You're gonna I mean, eventually you'll wear me down.
It's like, you know, water torture.
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Just like you're dripping, dripping dripping Top Gun on my
head, and what if in the third Top Gun?
The, the what if the third Top Gun and the third Venom where
the same movie and mr. Venema infects Maverick.
And then mr. Venom is flying the plane.
That sounds cool. I would watch that.
That sort of thing makes me so sad that we never got the 21.
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Jump Street Men In Black movie. Why can't people just make those
black white? Just do it.
Like I'm not in that case because obviously trademarks and
shit, but I'm saying, like, why can't they just make cool fun
movies? Is it?
Because they don't make money? Well, I think the reason that
didn't happen was that the Sony hack, oh, the email thing away
like bri, they like it. I think that's part of the
reason why I didn't come out because they okay You know, they
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pooched it it's dead but that doesn't mean like it.
Like you're supposed to be a secret and then, yeah.
Okay. Okay, I see.
Well now I'm not doing it like they like honestly, I haven't
seen him in a long time so they might not hold up but the 21 and
22 Jump Street. A scenery call liking them, I
love them. Yeah, sure.
Who knows if they hold up but and and many wounded that my Men
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In Black and Men in Black 3, I'mpretty sure Men In Black holds
up big time. There's I haven't seen it.
I feel like we talked about re-watching, it once a week,
There's no way it's not the bestmovie that's ever been made.
You know what doesn't? Hold up, Wild Wild West.
Were you with me when I re-watched?
It know. Like, three, four years ago, it
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was like my favorite movie is like, kid.
I watch it. I was like, yeesh is not.
Not there's a couple of tough things in there.
The spiders have six legs and it's like, we know Fighters
understand why they did that. Yeah, that's a shame.
Yeah I mean it's not like the end of the world.
It's not like, oh my God I can'tbelieve they made this but it is
like, oh yeah I guess I can't really watch this anymore.
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You think Independence Day holdsup, you know, I don't think I've
seen that since theaters. It scared the shit out of me
when I was like, it's a scary movie.
Yeah, it's some like the part with our like, a cock.
Like so scary, dude. Josh, I don't know what you're
talking, Mars Attacks. I've never seen Mars Attacks
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either of them. What do you like original or the
Remake does an original or a remake?
I'm not sure what? I'm not sure.
What. When was the original like gold?
Wait, no older. Okay.
Do you? The one that you saw is a
remake? I didn't realize it was a
ringing. Yeah.
Was the original one funny? I don't think so?
Okay. Wow, I think it's, I think it's
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sort of a similar situation to the fly and the Fly.
Maybe, you know, it's not kind of maybe, but Mars Attacks was.
It's funny when I stand up. Yeah, right.
It was like, Yeah. Where's the flood?
The new flyer if you will scariest shit.
Both of those movies are fuckingwild in their own, in their own
special little way, and it's very fun.
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Jeff Goldblum. What's he been up to man?
A million on these fucking things?
He's in the new Jurassic? Yeah, film.
Did you see it? No.
Oh, you've the way you said that?
I was like, oh okay, no fuck that - he's in commercial.
He's everywhere, man. He's he was in Thor.
That 14 Thor? Yeah.
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It's called a Super Thor. I don't know.
I never he's fine people often, man.
That's okay. You can move.
You can love whoever you want tolevel, I guess.
But speaking of films, That starmr.
Chris Pratt. Are you more excited to hear?
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I'm not going to see either of these films.
Probably. But are you more excited to hear
his Garfield Voice or his Mario voice?
Well, you're breaking news to methat he's doing Garfield.
I don't know. There was even a movie so he's
going to be Garfield and Mario. Yeah, I think he could almost
just get away with doing his real voice for Garfield soaked.
I don't know that he's gonna necessarily, you know, rock any
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boats with the Garfield. The more I heard one thing about
my heard him say or I wrote it. But he said the voice of doing
for Mario, is unlike anything you've ever heard before.
I can't even imagine what that Ihope that's a joke.
I can't imagine what that mean? I don't know.
I don't know. So I'm Mario hands down the fun
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thing about Garfield Say what you will about.
Bill Murray. I'll say I don't care for him.
Yeah. He had the perfect voice for
Garfield. He was he's his voice is
Garfield. Sure.
Okay. Chris Pratt has a very different
voice. Whereas Bill, Murray's voice was
basically the cartoon Garfield already.
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You know what I mean? John musical or whatever his
name is. John, everyone's looking like
the Renzo music. Let his name.
What are you? They were to the voice of
Garfield original voice. Oh, I don't know, I don't think
I'm that far off. I might be as named Lorenzo
music. Is that right?
I don't know. Right now and I can do that
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strange name. Now, here's one here's one, one
final thing that I maybe have mentioned before but I will
mention again, it is very interesting to me Krypto smell
you later. What iíve gotten really into?
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I don't know if I told you this or not, but I've gotten really
into engaging with these people,in a very fun way.
So recently, I get a lot of those like, hey credit, you
know, we're going to reduce yourcredit card bills or whatever
and she'll be like, ok. Cool.
It's great. Did I tell you about that?
Thanks though. So, he was like, okay, we
untaxed. We these are all calls.
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Okay. But I did you know.
Instagram got hacked. Yes, Ali.
I did message that person forever.
On time, which was very fun because they were just trying to
get me to buy crypto and I was just like, hey look, I need to
tell you. I was out last weekend and I
kissed and they were like they were like look, you don't need
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to worry about that. We just need to talk about this,
this investment. Yeah, it was it was a way here.
We have you on the I thought I have to talk about.
That's I it was it was a very fun time.
Did they add all like Deviate from there every now and then
they'd be like, don't worry, I know you're a good person.
It was fun. And then it got to the point
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where they we got too far into the scam and they realized that
I was not interested. Yeah, out talking to me.
And that's so funny. Then once someone called for
this, this credit card thing andthey were like, hey, you know,
we looks like you have some debton your MasterCard, and I was
like, oh yeah, I do. And they said, okay about how
much and I said, you know, whatever and they're like it's
100,000 eat everything. Yeah, you know, whatever.
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Okay we can definitely help you with that.
Just give us your credit card number and I was like, okay,
great. And for work, I only know about
this because of work but, you know, they're like fake card
numbers that you can use to testright your shit.
I've done. That was like PayPal Revenge.
Yeah, so I just grabbed one of those and I was like, here's my
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card. Actually, John A Smith, right?
Like and they were like, oh no, that didn't like work.
Can you read the card again? And I read that number again.
Okay. It didn't.
It didn't go through our. Do you have the card in front of
you? And I said, yeah, I have it, you
know, I tried it a few times andthen finally, the guy was like,
okay, do you have the card in front of you?
I was like, yeah, I have it right here.
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Like what's probably? He said, okay, I want you to
take that and shove it up your ass and then he hung up on me.
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Hello, ladies and germs. Welcome, welcome, welcome to
Delta ball. I'm just I'm Spencer here on Del
Tempo, we go on Wikipedia. We click random article, we talk
about it. Yeah, we do Johnny.
I meant to pull this up earlier but I forgot I forgot to do.
It's alright. Your britches because it's
embarrassing it right now. I failed to remember that we
have a kind of kind of like a photo finish here, but we have a
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Nice podcast review. Oh, from from 45 and here it is.
I'm going to from 45 though episode of 485, I thought you
said 45 and I was like, from theformer guy from mr.
Bull shit himself. I believe this is left on the
website and says, hey Johnny andSpencer.
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Hi, I wasn't sure where exactly to post this, but in light of
the Hiatus, I just wanted to saythat.
I hope things get better soon, burnouts, no, joke.
Joke, you should take all the time.
You need, Believe It or Not, dilettante ball.
Is what taught me out of more than one right over the past
seven years. I don't believe it.
Rest up. Chill out with your respective
cats and take all the time you need.
And you know what? That's exactly what we did.
Yeah. Thank you.
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Yeah. Those, those are very sweet.
Very sweet message. I'm not sure what's from
exactly. I'm not.
They left their name, but there's no way to find out.
Yeah, well, we just have to figure out which one listener
has gone through a tough time intheir life and then we'll be
able to narrow it down. We don't need to get into it but
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crypto could you imagine what ifokay, you know how like we were
just talking about this before we started recording but like
often Twitter account or an Instagram account, will get
hijacked by a crypto spammer. Yeah.
Right. What if just like that happened
to a podcast where they just somehow got the feed and were
updating? And I assist in my head they're
(02:36):
updating as it would be to one or two people pretending to be
poorly and just being like, Anyway you should really invest
in like these this nft line we're excited about it.
It's yeah. It's like the it's it's in the
future where Joker monkey like we're that sounds cool.
(02:56):
Joker monkey and if T it runs onthe ethereum blockchain.
Once once this, The Singularity starts happening where it were,
you, no Human start, kind of merging with computers and
technology and stuff web for sure that might just happen,
right? Like you, your In or whatever
might get hijacked, how long. So you've seen the AI generator
(03:20):
for images and stuff. Yeah, they do it for text as
well. How long before they can just do
an AI podcast where you type in,like, two white dudes, talk
about Wikipedia and then like, out it comes.
I bet we're not even not even this year.
It'll be, you know, how the the image generator that everyone is
(03:42):
using. Yeah, that's Dale.
Ali, it's dahlin mini. So that's like the one that's
public. There's Dolly to, which is so
powerful. It's the private one.
You have to like, get an invite to, okay, it's Extremely
powerful, you know how, like, what if you type like Joe Rogan
(04:05):
or whatever into Dolly? Yeah, it his face is a little,
it jacked up. It's like, it's like a yeah,
it's like a blurry photo. It's like Bigfoot, it's like
Bigfoot photos of. Yeah.
Ali 2.0 is real deal. It's it's genuinely
photorealistic. It's fucked up.
It's fucked up. Okay?
(04:26):
Because I know like deep fake videos and stuff too.
So yeah. That's It's gonna be interesting
time when you just can't trust anything.
Interesting though, and we've already learned this from mr.
Mr. Andre 3000, Jay-Z thousand. I don't know what you're buying
the film, Idlewild mr. Fox Mulder.
All right, well, I guess who said trust no one maybe ad,
(04:50):
Skinner told them to trust. No, I think Fox Mulder said, I
want to trust. No, I want to trust know.
That's what the poster says. Yeah, you want me to get one
comma and Article, please. oh, This is, this is interesting.
(05:15):
And will either be what? Well, I'll just say Choctaw,
Civil War. Whoo, interesting.
That's what I said. Okay, I didn't know this existed
and I'm hoping that it's chill. It's not.
I mean, obviously not chill to Civil War but I'm hoping there
was no intervention, you know, really sure hope it's like 900
or something. Yeah, it's just like this is a
(05:36):
thing that happened and then there was and then they got back
together. Yeah.
The Choctaw Civil War was a period of economic and social
unrest. Among the Choctaw people that
degenerated into a civil war between 1747 and 1750.
Okay, well yeah, yeah, the war was fought between two different
factions within the Choctaw, over with the tribes trade
(05:58):
relations, with Great, Britain and France should be okay.
Hundreds of Choctaw, people diedin the war and the pro-french
faction retained. Their influence within the
Choctaw Nation is this where I don't know if they've changed
the name of this war. But when I was in school, was it
was called this the French and Indian war is this associated
with that in some way interesting or you know, I have
(06:23):
no idea what happened. Like, it's around this time.
Period, I do and I don't, it's good question that interview
imagine. Like you actually, if you
actually learned something in school, can you imagine a world?
I mean, as far as I know in school, we were pretty nice to
these guys. Yeah, right.
We gave them some lovely land, she use.
(06:45):
And they taught us how to plant Maize exactly.
Right. And that's, that's pretty, I
know the last anyone heard from them and they've been doing
well, I guess. Yeah, I do.
Here's the, we genuinely, I remember studying Native
Americans in school. Okay?
(07:06):
Truly you do. I truly do think we ever well?
Let me tell you what we learned,okay.
We learned about the different types of houses that they lived
in. Some had TP some head adobe's
and that blows. Yep, sure.
Okay. And that's it.
That's it. That's it.
(07:26):
And I remember there was a word search, and we had to find all
different tribe names in the word search, okay?
And that's what I learned. About the indigenous.
Think, if you like studying likewhite people, whatever goes
like, this is a colonial-style home.
This is like a mid-century modern and this is a Frank Lloyd
(07:47):
Wright. Yeah.
That's that's actually fucking wild because you don't learn
about architecture really of anything else.
Except unless you consider like pyramids architecture, which
legally it is, but not in the same way as like and then they
just give you a word search thatjust does like dance.
Yeah. Yeah like alright what we
(08:08):
learned at all and that was in, I want to say first grade, okay,
well, okay, like sure, sure, if every year they got, you know,
they expanded on it. Well and then we never learned
about it. That was the last time, I
remember learning anything. Well, other than like, No, no,
(08:29):
you know, and then every Thanksgiving, it's like, oh, by
the way, things were chill. So don't so, don't worry.
Don't even sweat it, dude. And that's it, you know.
Yeah, but yes, I do agree if that's where it starts in first
grade. And it's like, well, these are
the people who were here before us, right?
This is how they lived. Well, yeah, and then we'll find
(08:51):
out more about them later. Yeah, totally.
But yeah, that just didn't happen.
Yeah, that sucks. Well.
If you just had like a good first grade teacher, who was
like I'm gonna I'm gonna try to interesting.
Yeah. Wonder it was like not necessary
part of a curriculum or anythingor you know what I mean?
Yeah, I just assumed that the government just tells you what
you have to teach now, and we'regoing to that point.
(09:13):
I bet it doesn't. They don't tell you what you
have to teach, but I do bet theytell you what you can't.
Well, I know, they tell you whatyou can't.
And I think that it's not so much.
They tell you what you have to teach, but it's like, these are
the things that are gonna be on the standardized test.
Oh, sure. Yeah.
So so you can teach If you want,but when your kids all fail.
That's not new. Yeah.
Okay. That's a good way to.
That's a good way to keep control.
I like that and standardized tests are all math and like
(09:40):
reading comprehension but there's no like at least, there
wasn't history or science for us, you know.
Yeah. Imagine if you had to learn
about, like, not even like a bunch, but just how to learn
about art, like you said to be able to recognize like, oh,
that's that's the Mona. Lisa dad, honestly, be fucking
cool. And it would help a lot when I'm
trying to figure out. Jolly Reds, trying to fucking
scam me. I heard that sister.
(10:07):
Yeah, it's all like It doesn't feel very useful, really in the
real world like, what the standardized tests that we have.
Oh, you have some issues with the American education system,
one or two little. Yeah, Piccadilly.
Yeah, it's I wonder if other countries have standardized
(10:28):
tests. The way we do.
That's a great question. I don't know.
I'd be curious to find out There's no, unfortunately must
in some way. Maybe.
I don't know. I guess.
I mean, it makes it easy. Do you know the third to put,
you know, the same way? Every other country must have to
(10:49):
pay for their own insurance and exactly, right?
That's sort of normal stuff pay for college.
Yeah, I don't know. How do you?
Do that. Okay here's here's like assumed
they were invented to make the the line on the graph.
Go up. We love when the line goes out
(11:11):
and that's it. Here's a question that when I
say it, it's going to sound stupid.
I asked those all the time. How much is this?
Many know, how do you just hold up a carrot?
Um, do other countries have Likea to F grades like we do.
(11:38):
I don't recall I'm a bro long time I got a friend in Middle
School who had just came over from somewhere and Great Britain
and he told me that they did butwas a lot more like liberal.
Like I received a recall him saying like hunt like basically
divided up the grades and 25 part like so like 80 to 100
(12:00):
would be an a You know I'm saying?
I don't know if that's true or not.
Was he was taking the Mickey. Hey, maybe he was taking them
will. Do you remember when we were in
maybe up to like first or secondgrade and a was a 94?
Yeah. And then I load it to a 90.
Thank God. Yeah.
And the across the board, they made it all out.
Like, yeah, just let Stan yeah, which huge move for my, I love
(12:21):
guess makes sense, but it's a little trick system does for
great. I mean honestly, yeah, it it all
is arbitrary though. Sort of that.
Also feels like another, anotherway to get the line to go up on
the graph. Well, yes.
Yes, that's probably why they did it.
Well, I 94 like the teacher didn't change out the greater
(12:42):
things, right? I mean, like, it was 50 question
on a test. Each one is worth two points,
you know, that doesn't change. No, I did miss a few more.
That's probably right, you know?Hmm, yeah.
So that's probably what it was. I saw this thing.
Speaking of metric system that was very compelling.
(13:02):
Okay, and it was about Fahrenheit and Celsius, okay?
And it was basically, like, One is useful.
Fahrenheit is useful for like your body for like How something
feels to a person and Celsius isuseful for like science stuff
(13:23):
because like because it's more, slightly more, can you go?
I can elaborate please, I mean, basically if you think of it on
a scale of 1 to 100, which Fahrenheit isn't but is as far
as body temperature goes, like if it's 100 degrees because your
body temperature is almost 900 or almost, almost 900 Degrees.
Yeah, I'm sweating. You know so it's like It's a
(13:48):
hundred degrees that's fucking hot.
It's 50 degrees that's like halfway it's zero degrees.
That's fucking cold. Okay where's Celsius?
It's like see who it's 70. Now it's crazy right, right?
Like like 30 degrees in celsius.That's like mad hot right?
Is seems like it would be maybe it's like 90 sure.
I don't know. I think that's probably some of
(14:10):
its more, it's easier in that particular range that we care
about. I think Fahrenheits more
descriptive, It's alright, like the difference between the
honestly that is between 70 and 75 is huge.
Right? Absolutely but like if you're
doing salsa is to be like 31 or 30.
Yeah. Right.
He's laying it says 70 to 75. Is like an astronomical
(14:33):
difference? Yeah.
Right. So I can see that.
I guess we're getting with that.Yeah they said it better than I
did but you get no I think you were really succinct.
They want to take like 20 or 25 sentences.
And they were both. the words whose Lord Kelvin is that real
(14:57):
to the words come together in mybrain easily Which doesn't mean
it's real that stands to reason though.
Yeah, I know what you mean. That's like I'm pretty good at
Jeopardy but I don't know what I'm saying.
I'm just like, were the names are just being pulled out of my
head. Kelvin and Celsius are
different. They are different, but
centigrade is the same as Celsius is that.
(15:19):
So maybe they've also received out there Yes, was Fahrenheit A
man, I believe he was, I think he invented the sandwich early
Fahrenheit, huh? Yeah.
But that name was already taken by the temperature so they had
to call it something else. Yep.
I think basically everything wasa guy at one point but, you
(15:41):
know, you know, I'm Dennis chair.
You're gonna like the way you said, yeah, that's true.
That reminds me of It was, it was not airplane but it's one of
those moves ahead Leslie Nielsen.
It might have been like repossessed.
It was one of the movies that they would show on Comedy
(16:02):
Central. Okay.
Sure. And it was like an adult explain
to a kid like, you know, a lot of the old days, you know, your
last name was kind of, you know,whatever you your audition was
Smith or, you know, whatever, whatever, nature, cool.
The kid was like, what did John Hancock do?
That's funny. This a funny little joke.
(16:22):
Oh I love me more. No no the dead was like well
we'll talk about that later. It's like a c-minus it implies
he touched his weiner a lot. So my professionally, my problem
is I'm I'm that movie walked so we could run.
You know what I mean? I was expecting the next the
next level the next. It was like okay well Hancock
obviously the joke is masturbating.
(16:44):
So what's the actual joke? Zhang.
Zhang like they were, like here's level one of the joke,
but now, 50 years later, I'm expecting mobile to he worked at
a poultry slaughterhouse. I don't think, you know what I
expected, I guess if we could punch it up.
I guess we'll figure it out, later.
Yeah, we'll get back to you. Yeah.
For sure that's there's a phrasefor that.
(17:08):
I think it was coined by. What's that?
What's that website? That's Doug phrase m'n.
It's called The the phenomenon or whatever.
It's called. Seinfeld isn't funny?
Yes. Oh it's a TV Tropes TV truck.
Yeah, exactly. It's kind of like we showed our
friend of the time. He was like 20 in 2013.
(17:31):
We showed him the Matrix and Afterwards, you and I were like,
would you think, man? It was fucking awesome, right?
And our buddy. Steve was like it's played out.
It's like, I guess he's like, I guess, whatever.
And it's like, cause he's already seen a hundred million
things that ripped it off or, you know.
So that's the problem with theseold old movies.
That's why they should stop making old movies.
(17:55):
Let's make some new movies. I'm saying, man.
Yeah, what's a new movie? That can't I just I watched him.
What I even watch. Have you been watching anything?
I watch them. Scary horror movie.
It was a scary horror movie. What was it?
It was pretty sure I'd remember.It was called we just by shutter
though and I saw in the real movie theater.
I thought was really cool. We just watched happy death day.
(18:18):
Oh yeah that was that was great.It was a real fun time.
Is that my in that I you know like I think if no it's just
it's a blank that's not a yeah. It's just Concepts and colors
death. I was a big Death to Smoochy
fan. I never saw it.
I think it's supposed to be a good movie.
That's Robin. Yeah.
Ended Jon Stewart is on that as well.
Weird. Okay I think he's yeah he's in
(18:39):
there. Okay.
Yeah happy deathday has anybody that I would?
No no no. It's just like a, it's a bum
house. Kind of like a more shirts.
You're not supposed to have realPas was just me or was almost,
was to be real people, right? Yeah.
Well, it wasn't, it wasn't like a Paranormal Activity type
thing, but it was, it was fun. Okay, I would recommend it in a
(19:00):
big way. Okay, I'll give it a shot then.
I guess otherwise I don't think I'm holding.
I'm watching anything scary. I don't watch a scary movie.
You should watch Venom. If I could only recommend two
movies, he would be Venom and Top Gun.
You're gonna I mean, eventually you'll wear me down.
It's like, you know, water torture.
(19:21):
Just like you're dripping, dripping dripping Top Gun on my
head, and what if in the third Top Gun?
The, the what if the third Top Gun and the third Venom where
the same movie and mr. Venema infects Maverick.
And then mr. Venom is flying the plane.
That sounds cool. I would watch that.
That sort of thing makes me so sad that we never got the 21.
(19:41):
Jump Street Men In Black movie. Why can't people just make those
black white? Just do it.
Like I'm not in that case because obviously trademarks and
shit, but I'm saying, like, why can't they just make cool fun
movies? Is it?
Because they don't make money? Well, I think the reason that
didn't happen was that the Sony hack, oh, the email thing away
like bri, they like it. I think that's part of the
reason why I didn't come out because they okay You know, they
(20:03):
pooched it it's dead but that doesn't mean like it.
Like you're supposed to be a secret and then, yeah.
Okay. Okay, I see.
Well now I'm not doing it like they like honestly, I haven't
seen him in a long time so they might not hold up but the 21 and
22 Jump Street. A scenery call liking them, I
love them. Yeah, sure.
Who knows if they hold up but and and many wounded that my Men
(20:26):
In Black and Men in Black 3, I'mpretty sure Men In Black holds
up big time. There's I haven't seen it.
I feel like we talked about re-watching, it once a week,
There's no way it's not the bestmovie that's ever been made.
You know what doesn't? Hold up, Wild Wild West.
Were you with me when I re-watched?
It know. Like, three, four years ago, it
(20:47):
was like my favorite movie is like, kid.
I watch it. I was like, yeesh is not.
Not there's a couple of tough things in there.
The spiders have six legs and it's like, we know Fighters
understand why they did that. Yeah, that's a shame.
Yeah I mean it's not like the end of the world.
It's not like, oh my God I can'tbelieve they made this but it is
like, oh yeah I guess I can't really watch this anymore.
(21:09):
You think Independence Day holdsup, you know, I don't think I've
seen that since theaters. It scared the shit out of me
when I was like, it's a scary movie.
Yeah, it's some like the part with our like, a cock.
Like so scary, dude. Josh, I don't know what you're
talking, Mars Attacks. I've never seen Mars Attacks
(21:30):
either of them. What do you like original or the
Remake does an original or a remake?
I'm not sure what? I'm not sure.
What. When was the original like gold?
Wait, no older. Okay.
Do you? The one that you saw is a
remake? I didn't realize it was a
ringing. Yeah.
Was the original one funny? I don't think so?
Okay. Wow, I think it's, I think it's
(21:51):
sort of a similar situation to the fly and the Fly.
Maybe, you know, it's not kind of maybe, but Mars Attacks was.
It's funny when I stand up. Yeah, right.
It was like, Yeah. Where's the flood?
The new flyer if you will scariest shit.
Both of those movies are fuckingwild in their own, in their own
special little way, and it's very fun.
(22:13):
Jeff Goldblum. What's he been up to man?
A million on these fucking things?
He's in the new Jurassic? Yeah, film.
Did you see it? No.
Oh, you've the way you said that?
I was like, oh okay, no fuck that - he's in commercial.
He's everywhere, man. He's he was in Thor.
That 14 Thor? Yeah.
(22:37):
It's called a Super Thor. I don't know.
I never he's fine people often, man.
That's okay. You can move.
You can love whoever you want tolevel, I guess.
But speaking of films, That starmr.
Chris Pratt. Are you more excited to hear?
(23:00):
I'm not going to see either of these films.
Probably. But are you more excited to hear
his Garfield Voice or his Mario voice?
Well, you're breaking news to methat he's doing Garfield.
I don't know. There was even a movie so he's
going to be Garfield and Mario. Yeah, I think he could almost
just get away with doing his real voice for Garfield soaked.
I don't know that he's gonna necessarily, you know, rock any
(23:23):
boats with the Garfield. The more I heard one thing about
my heard him say or I wrote it. But he said the voice of doing
for Mario, is unlike anything you've ever heard before.
I can't even imagine what that Ihope that's a joke.
I can't imagine what that mean? I don't know.
I don't know. So I'm Mario hands down the fun
(23:43):
thing about Garfield Say what you will about.
Bill Murray. I'll say I don't care for him.
Yeah. He had the perfect voice for
Garfield. He was he's his voice is
Garfield. Sure.
Okay. Chris Pratt has a very different
voice. Whereas Bill, Murray's voice was
basically the cartoon Garfield already.
(24:04):
You know what I mean? John musical or whatever his
name is. John, everyone's looking like
the Renzo music. Let his name.
What are you? They were to the voice of
Garfield original voice. Oh, I don't know, I don't think
I'm that far off. I might be as named Lorenzo
music. Is that right?
I don't know. Right now and I can do that
(24:28):
strange name. Now, here's one here's one, one
final thing that I maybe have mentioned before but I will
mention again, it is very interesting to me Krypto smell
you later. What iíve gotten really into?
(24:59):
I don't know if I told you this or not, but I've gotten really
into engaging with these people,in a very fun way.
So recently, I get a lot of those like, hey credit, you
know, we're going to reduce yourcredit card bills or whatever
and she'll be like, ok. Cool.
It's great. Did I tell you about that?
Thanks though. So, he was like, okay, we
untaxed. We these are all calls.
(25:21):
Okay. But I did you know.
Instagram got hacked. Yes, Ali.
I did message that person forever.
On time, which was very fun because they were just trying to
get me to buy crypto and I was just like, hey look, I need to
tell you. I was out last weekend and I
kissed and they were like they were like look, you don't need
(25:43):
to worry about that. We just need to talk about this,
this investment. Yeah, it was it was a way here.
We have you on the I thought I have to talk about.
That's I it was it was a very fun time.
Did they add all like Deviate from there every now and then
they'd be like, don't worry, I know you're a good person.
It was fun. And then it got to the point
(26:05):
where they we got too far into the scam and they realized that
I was not interested. Yeah, out talking to me.
And that's so funny. Then once someone called for
this, this credit card thing andthey were like, hey, you know,
we looks like you have some debton your MasterCard, and I was
like, oh yeah, I do. And they said, okay about how
much and I said, you know, whatever and they're like it's
100,000 eat everything. Yeah, you know, whatever.
(26:27):
Okay we can definitely help you with that.
Just give us your credit card number and I was like, okay,
great. And for work, I only know about
this because of work but, you know, they're like fake card
numbers that you can use to testright your shit.
I've done. That was like PayPal Revenge.
Yeah, so I just grabbed one of those and I was like, here's my
(26:48):
card. Actually, John A Smith, right?
Like and they were like, oh no, that didn't like work.
Can you read the card again? And I read that number again.
Okay. It didn't.
It didn't go through our. Do you have the card in front of
you? And I said, yeah, I have it, you
know, I tried it a few times andthen finally, the guy was like,
okay, do you have the card in front of you?
I was like, yeah, I have it right here.
(27:09):
Like what's probably? He said, okay, I want you to
take that and shove it up your ass and then he hung up on me.
Yeah. That's incredible.
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