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Welcome. Two arcade audio.

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Hello, ladies and germs. Welcome welcome, welcome to
Delta. I'm Paul.
I'm Johnny, I'm Spencer here until it's on fall.
We go on Wikipedia, equip G article, we talk about it.
We do anything exciting happening.
I American Patriot flyovers. Did the air and water show
already happened. Who knows.

(01:05):
We would know it's so fucking loud.
That's the, yeah, it's probably soon.
It's yeah, man. It's summer summertime livings
easy, let's get some airplanes, buzzing overhead.
What's really demonstrate your even you're even closer to the
lake to I'm very close. Yeah I'm right, let's do it man.
Wake me up before I go go it's nice to demonstrate our military

(01:27):
might ha ha ha for civilians. Well I especially liked doing it
in. Who's a very liberal city.
So we need to, we need to remindthem who's in charge.
The Blue Angels, the Angels there, right?
Are they part of the military? I think technically right.
I don't know what it's like. The military band is exactly.

(01:48):
It's like yeah they're yeah. They're not like in Iraq like
murdering civilians but yeah they're in the military.
What if the Blue Angels are justlike in Iraq?
Like just wow. Look, yeah, fuck.
They don't bomb. They don't do anything.
It's just like they are flying over.
Or like War zones or like, wherever we're occupying or
whatever propaganda. But yeah, it's just like, well

(02:09):
that. What?
They're flying. So close.
Yeah, that'd be fun. Yeah, that'd be really fun.
Yeah. Do you want an article?
Yeah, let's do it. Whoa.
Meltdown. Okay.

(02:31):
Stromae song, Stromae. I think it's technically
pronounce Stroh. My strawberry Stromae meltdown
is a song by Belgian artist. Stromae featuring additional
vocals from New Zealand. Singer Lorde.
American hip-hop artist, Pusha TAmerican rapper, Q-tip and indie
rock. Band Haim wait.
So I know everybody except for the main person.
He I'm a huge fan of his. Okay.

(02:52):
I've seen him. I'm a, I'm a, I'm a very big
fan, okay. He's the things aren't for a
strong language. Yeah, he sings what in French,
okay? Which you all tracks?
Why you've never heard of him and I yes sure.
I've never heard this song though meltdown uses the 08.
Well oh It was released on 17 November 2014 as the opening

(03:16):
track for the soundtrack album of the motion picture, The
Hunger Games Mockingjay Part 1. They made Mockingjay, and it's
you farts. I guess.
So fucking stupid. Everything is a money.
Grab meltdown uses. The instrumentation of merci
taken from second studio album. Racine carrée.
I am familiar with that, so I will.

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Okay. Well I'm going to your got a
little clip here. I'm going to play a clip.

(04:03):
Not very good. Never heard that song in my
life. This is Wild is that much?
Sure. Stromae.
Or was that? That was not him.
No, it was like Q-tip. I don't know.
My cuticles my cute little bit. Yeah.
Interesting. It was written by Stromae.
Lord credited under her birth name, Ella gelik O'Connor.

(04:26):
Oh, she was not too proud of this outing.
What did I do? And then a bunch of other people
have never heard of. Oh, and the Haim sisters, it
wasn't Pusha, T was James Galbraith?
That let's check your Owens fakeknow.
Richard Richard wraith or something?
Yeah, Stevie Wonder. This is so weird.

(04:51):
It's received generally positivereviews.
Was it was it released someone that wasn't here.
Is it possible? It was, it was I think it was on
the Voyager record. Okay.
Okay. Nobody, the gold record.
What do you mean? So there are big musical acts
that do things like like for example will get paid, you know,

(05:13):
500 million dollars to perform at like a Sultan's grandson?
Sure sure, you know, Is there something like that?
Like there and I think that there are like, you have a
Hunger Games Mockingjay Part 1 soundtrack.
No, no. But that wasn't released only
for people who live in Bosnia. You know.
I like you. Sorry.
Are you saying, was it on that soundtrack?

(05:34):
And also what I'm saying is likeis there I'm think I'm I'm going
off, I'm going off road here. Like is there media that that
gets made? That will never know about but
is like extremely popular in like Yugoslavia, I was just
listening to an awesome like some random.
You this audience, I'm saying, like Maroon 5 made an album, but

(05:56):
only releasing Yugoslavia, they just talked about this on uid.
Okay, did you listen to this? Maybe maybe I did.
What tell me about this, apparently?
I think it was uid apparently. Oh yeah, dude, because podcast.
Yeah, they were saying that there's some like movie studio.
Yes. That uses like big 80s action,
stars or yes. And they just make like Whatever

(06:19):
movies for Russia or whatever. It's like shovel out some
bullshit that will never see because those like Macho action
stars from the 80s are still really popular there.
Sure. So they're just the say, the
size of Aster still owner or whoever likes, not him by like
what have some movies coming outand Russell?
Yeah, but we'll never know aboutit because they're like, hey
don't don't Market this anywherethat's not rush.
Yeah, so yes I'm sure I'm sure the same way that like because I

(06:42):
feel like Beyonce like perform for like you know some some you
know, blood diamond, mine owner,really I mean or telling Tales
out of school about her someone.Oh, I like that level of person
for like that level of creep. Absolutely.
You know, I'm saying like it's and I don't think it's hard to
find that you can find record oflike yeah.
Well, now that we're looking at everybody's private jet, flights

(07:03):
looking good, man. Let's do it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Taylor Swift performed for
Hitler. She flew her private jet to
hell. Are you know what's crazy?
Hitler Junior. did who are not have kids, isn't that so weird,
he must have had kids I don't know, he had to have, did he?

(07:29):
I mean, I'm not saying like I'd put money on it but like it
seems like the kind of guy who like loves Eugenics and it's
like the crazy fascist leader ofa country who want to carry it
on. You think he drop a baby here to
write have some insurance? Nobody, but something as I mean,
insurance, as far as his his legacy?

(07:51):
Yes. His legacy.
Or is you go maniacal? You know, yeah.
Right. Because he was like, what?
Like I don't know in his 50s, 40s, 50s.
I don't know. Like use a middle-aged guy at
least so it's like you're saying, you don't have any kids
or anybody is whole time, huh? I could I do it is may be
adopted or make you or maybe maybe he didn't they're just

(08:13):
like in Argentina has so I'm saying right?
Like maybe yeah there's like andso let's say let's say you had
kids right? Who I don't know who they would
be by a verb Rauner. Probably over the fuck would the
person in charge of the kids tell them where they came from?
Hmm. You know do you what if he had
them and sent them to Argentina like my then like you know, the

(08:35):
same way that like somewhere dark boarding school like Up
like, Kim Kim. Jang, Hoon went to like boarding
school in like Switzerland or Sweden or something.
How would we was kids me right now?
Let's say we're there. Let's say they're born in 45 was
just sure. So that'd be 5570, maybe 75.
Pretty old but not crazy. Let's like my grandpa could be

(08:57):
Hitler Junior. Ike easy, my dad could be
Hitler. Jerry my dad's like that age?
I guess it's not like my mom wasborn 1950.
Okay. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Like so it's not I'll my mom could be Hitler son, think about
it. Um, This for all kinds of weird

(09:19):
shit like that that we like whatdoes never know about and you
know but it's like the world's too big and too too weird.
It's been around for too long for to not have crazy shit like
that happen. Like I hear that there's Hitler
has some kids so deep in the ocean that they produce their
own light, and don't need to seewith their eyes.

(09:49):
There are more of Hitler's Children than there are grains
of sand in the beach. Did, you know, we know more
about space and about her children.
Scientists don't know how Hitler's Children fly.

(10:09):
I've been watching a lot of Planet of the Apes.
Yes. I've watched all the original
movies. Okay?
Watch almost all except for the most recent new one.
I saw, I think the first two newones they're pretty fun, like
after the like there's like three categories, there's like
the original, the read, The Tim Burton was the first one and

(10:33):
then the way did a good job on. I have never seen the Tim Burton
ones but there's only one numberand one.
Okay. And for good reason, like Paul
Giamatti, Scientology my eyes out of control, like he's
nearing, it everyone's out of control the movie.
But like, like, you know, they had to shoot the actors of
tranquilizers, maybe, like, it'sPaul Wahlberg, and then a bunch

(10:53):
of people with crazy, like, like, the musical cats like
Prosthetics, you know I'm saying?
Like it's not like the old 1960s, like very odd.
Like, you know, latex mask, it'slike, oh you put some work into
make these people like sort of like, so like they'll show up
and go. Oh, that's fucking Paul
Giamatti, like, oh, that's bizarre.
I usually like crazy bat, orangutan teeth and stuff.

(11:16):
And then, what's his, what's hiswife's name, they're not my wife
anymore, but Susan B. Anthony the one that Tim
Burton's married to Helena Bonham, Carter.
Yeah, Helena Bonham, Carter, she's in it.
She's the main character. She's like the main like ape
woman or whatever, that's where they met.
By the way. Do you know that?
At on the set of Planet of the Apes.
That's that can't be true. Yeah, dude, I know like 2010

(11:40):
they were together before that, I don't believe, so my friend.
Wait, I don't know, I don't know, maybe, maybe I'm wrong.
No, no, no, no, no, no, you can't picture them because
that's together in what and 98. There's no way when did Corpse.

(12:03):
Bride come out. We were in heister.
We were in high school after point of the Apes.
When it Sweeney Todd come out, that was like, oh wait I was in
high school. Fuck.
I don't know. And she was in that.
Well maybe I'm wrong, maybe she was in a bunch of his movies but
they just never happened to be on set the same time.
Yeah, he was always like out to lunch or something when she was
shooting her shots. Yeah.

(12:24):
And the and he could finally shoot his on Planet of the Apes.
Exactly. She when she, when she like,
showed up in the movie I like loss.
My house like as I couldn't recognize anybody and then she
should have and I was like that's how no bottom Carter.
Like even do the monkey makeup. I was like that's fucking hurt.
It's crazy. It's a crazy movie.
So, but you've seen the new new one.
I've seen two of the three new ones with.

(12:46):
Yeah. Those are the ones that I've
seen the pretty good but they were pretty fucked.
Very cool job of making it like a good movie like you know what?
I'm excited for but not plan of the apes related but it reminded
me because I saw so, I love the film Predator.
Love Predator. Yeah, it's good.
I loved the film The Predator which came out a few years ago

(13:08):
with Adrien Brody. It was a it was a fun time.
I've only seen the original Predator of see.
No, no other films. I just heard about what you're
about to talk about. Pray looks cool as fuck.
This is another entry in the Predator series, but this is
another Testament of the predator and LJ just like the
Book of Mormon, it does take place in the United States.

(13:31):
And basically, it's like Pratt, mr.
Predator. He's hunting like an indigenous
woman in the same place in. I mean, in The Book of Mormon
times straight up a very good. So, I suppose he's after Annie
fight. Well, Ivan Ilyich ever know but
like, how are you have you heardof this or, I've heard that it's

(13:55):
a movie. I've heard very little, it's
called pray, so I assume so it'sa role reversal of some sort.
So So, the trailer looks fuckingsick.
Like she looks like she's gonna kick some ass but also, like,
all of the actors are indigenousand I believe the entire movie
was filmed both in English and the indigenous language.

(14:17):
Yeah. Okay.
So you can like choose to watch either version.
Yeah. Like English or Chickasaw or
whatever which is our Cherokee or what is I'm Amber I remember
seeing something like that's going to have a yeah out of
control. It looks so Fucking sick.
Let rules uncle. And I, did you ever play there
was like an I never watched the Alien vs.
Predator movies or never seen them.

(14:38):
Not that I won't watch them. But I just I just happen to have
never seen him but there was a PC game that was like, Alien vs.
Predator. No, never been.
You could be an alien a predatoror a marine and it was so
befriended every time, right? Well, okay, so if your Predator,
you get like the night vision and she get all the cool Tech.
Yeah, camouflage, active, camouflage and shit.

(15:00):
If You're an Alien, aliens have that's it for 100 miles away.
You could put the acid, they have their own different kind of
vision, okay? But you can also climb up the
walls and onto the ceiling. So basically like when when
you're an alien you can just runout of wall and then you just
keep going. You don't even have to do
anything different. You just every surface is a

(15:22):
floor to an alien which is very fun as fun.
And then what can like Marines, do I get a gun?
You just get fucking slaughteredevery time and and you can't do
this but you can cover your bodyand blood That's right.
I would like that there's a gameor was it was one of the the
reboot of Tomb Raider, where youcould do that, their bike as the
game progressed. The tech got bet like the bad

(15:43):
guys Tech got better so you can cover yourself in mud.
So there are infrared wouldn't catch you covering yourself in
mud is like maybe one of the coolest.
Like I mean in Predator it's so fucking cool when he does that
and it's like that's one of the coolest like get away from the
bad. Like, when it first happens is

(16:05):
even realize he's like, oh I'm fuck, I'm dead.
And then he's like, wait, I'm not dead, why?
Oh, it's the mud. Hmm, so cool man, you know what
we've just watched Terminator 2 on well, on Disney plus, there's
a, like, six-part documentary about ilm, okay?

(16:28):
And they, it starts with, like, the original Star Wars and how
George Lucas was like. No one, there's no company or
anyone who can do what I want. So I need to make a company to
do what I want, but then it goesup through like it talks about
T2 and how how evolved that theymade the T1000.
Wow. And it was like how crazy it was

(16:48):
to make the T1000. Yeah it man that's really cool.
The documentary is very cool. Is I love how like that the
technology was Advanced but not that advanced so I even in the
movie there's they're like What's John?
Connors like, oh so you can turnitself into a gun and I was
like, No just like blades think one of the things that they

(17:12):
mentioned? That is one of my favorite parts
of that movie is too. Like there's this scene where he
like goop's through the bars andthey were like this was cool and
no one had ever seen anything like this, but we wanted to
remind people how fucking cool this is so his gun gets stuck.

(17:33):
Yeah, like his body goes throughbut the guns like not part.
So he has to like turn his arm to pull the gun through which is
just so like no, we just did a thing.
You can't go through these bars.Like, remember is really
highlight? Yeah.
Kind of like how in Roger Rabbit, they close.
They did the thing where they like bumped they bumped a lamp.
So they would have to animate all the shadow.

(17:54):
Yeah. Just to just to be like fucking
Oksana. Yeah.
Are there any other movies are doing a show like that?
Where it's like, well, I think you should just do shit because
it's the fucking best. I think, at this point.
Yeah. I think it's the, you know, you
know what it is? It's the they're going backwards
with it. It's the what's-his-name Road,

(18:16):
Warrior, whatever. The Mad Max Fury Road.
Yeah, they're like, yeah, we're gonna have some like CGI
touch-ups or whatever. Like we're going to fuck this.
We're gonna blow up these trucks.
I mean that's what you have to do because you can do anything
with CG and it's like, well, youDo anything but like there you
gotta be careful, man because I was seeing.
So I think there was that this was the thing.
They were doing at some of the start that someone was showing
that the difference between likesome shots from different Star

(18:38):
Wars properties recently, and I guess there's this thing that
they're doing now. It's not even like a green
screen. Is the volume baby volume.
Exactly. It's the glitter just like a
giant fuckin TV. That /, you know, has the
background whatever you want on it.
They were talking about that in this documentary to and that was
actually super cool because theywere basically like This is the
best of both worlds and the way they were describing.

(19:00):
I mean, obviously they're like fucking selling their own
products to me definitely, but Ibought it because they were like
this allows us to do whatever wewant.
And blend it with the real-worldstuff.
Sure. So it would be like they would
have sets that are real physicalsets and then to create the

(19:22):
background, they just use the volume.
Sure. So this, I'll be like a bunch of
sand with a little San Diego Luna's.
Tatooine. Yeah.
And then the background will be the.
Yeah. So they were saying it's like
the best blend of like the CG stuff that you can't really make
real in the physical stuff that just looks better.
When it's real while. Also allowing the director To

(19:43):
actually see what's going on instead of being like, and I
want this thing here and then just trusting that in three
months, you'll get the thing that you asked for, right,
right. It was it kind of actually
allows directors to kind of direct still.
Yeah, it was really cool. That's a good, they sold a
pretty good. Yeah.
And the the volumes pretty crazyis pretty speaking of movies and

(20:05):
shit, everything everywhere, allat once, still haven't seen it.
Gotta the that's one of those directors, second movie, The
First I was Shark Tale. No sausage party.
Whis army men interest want to say, I want to say this is our
man. The Daniel Radcliffe farting
corpse in the free. Yeah.

(20:26):
So they've made two movies that are both like out of control and
they both just got like, some crazy contract when like Warner
Brothers or something like, like, like your Universal.
I got actual like, not that, like, 8/24, fantastic.
I love a 24, but some like giganto Studios.
Like, no, you're Make movies forus now.
Okay, speaking of Daniel Radcliffe.

(20:47):
Yeah, you excited for this Weird.
Al biopic, is it gonna be in theaters?
It's on the Roku channel of all places.
That makes more sense. Okay?
I would love you to get a big box of popcorn and watch.
Daniel Radcliffe on the big screen, man.
I the Weird Al, have you seen any like like a behind the

(21:08):
scenes shot of him? I I'm so excited because first
of all I love we're now. Yeah they're right.
Well he's done nothing wrong. Yeah he has done nothing but
make a perfect boy and I just think it's going to be like,
wild. Have you seen horns?

(21:28):
No, that's another rack of joint, right?
That's that's a weird one. It's a very funny.
Weird one, is he playing a Seder?
Something he is playing. A man who is turning into a
demon. Okay.
Cool. He just it's not as cool as you
think, okay? I mean, it's like a, it's like a
fine movie, but it's like fucking weird.
Sure. He just like, he must have more

(21:53):
money than God. And so he was like, oh I'm like
a just so happens, I'm a cool guy.
So I'm do cool guy. Shit straight straight up like
every movie that he's done afterHarry Potter has been like,
yeah, it looks cool like that looks fun.
Like who cares? What is the same way?
He like runs a horror movie studio or something just makes
like crazy. Like remember the movie that he
was in? Everything is illuminated?
I never saw it. I have the book in my house.

(22:15):
It's a nice little flick. Yeah, the book is pretty pretty
easy. A knee.
It's as like a Was A Thousand Years of Solitude, or whatever,
kind of a feel to it like a Magical realism.
Sure Dozier. I've only read the first couple
chapters though. So I don't know if that's even a
cure or not but yeah. So I'm sure the movies a lot of
fun. Yeah.
Yeah I've been reading again. Recently what are you reading

(22:36):
Neuromancer by William Gibson isthe original like do you like
invented cyberpunk do this book?He was like oh fuck I did what?
Yeah just crazy. I've been reading a comic or a
big fat, graphic novel called myfavorite Wizard of Id.
My My favorite thing as monsters.

(22:56):
That sounds nice. Yeah, it's fun and it takes
place in Chicago which is fun. Really.
It's fun to be like they're likeat the Wilson stop or likely.
You know like we went to the Aragon.
Yeah. Bigfoot.
At my ass of the are gone. Yeah.
Yeah. It's pretty cool.
That's cool. Shit.
What's the point of it? Or what's the entertainment is
the point? Yeah.
It's just like a kind of a storyabout a kid growing up in

(23:19):
Chicago. It's it seems more like Just
sort of vignettes of growing up in Chicago, okay?
And then there are monsters. The she's Very into monsters and
and everything is framed like she talks about getting like
horror magazines. So every chapter is framed as

(23:41):
like a different sort of horror magazine and she's everyone in.
It is like normal, but she drawsherself as a wolf man.
That's like, or like a little kid Wolfman.
I don't have a name more than one whore magazine.
I don't think Gloria. Is there a?
Well, I think it it, you know, it takes place.
So I'm not saying this. Yes.
Oh yeah, wish I Like is going tobe a ton of them but they're

(24:03):
just so nice. Yeah, like Do you want to do you
like cool like this? We want a member called scry.
Her mother was a whore, might have been a magic, the Gathering
magazine. I remember in like high school
being into Popular Science, okay?
And my favorite thing about thatis in the back, there would just
be like an ad section. Okay?

(24:24):
Like a class of almost like classified like x-ray glasses
and straight up. It was like, it was literally
like, well, if I actually got glasses by like a lightsaber and
like, I never did obviously, butI can't, I don't know if it was
like They'd send you some cardboard, x-ray specs, or if it
was like completely a joke, you know, I don't realize is like,
guys, like a holdover from a 1950s era.
Yeah, I don't know what it because this was y'all's, Atlas

(24:45):
and shit. But you know, the 2000s it
wasn't like way way back. Oh no.
Yeah, because because I almost like a Sharper Image kind of
feel to it or was like hover. Get a Hoverboard.
You know. It's like all the all this kind
of stuff man. I don't know.
Yeah. It's very funny.
I think that kind of shake it uplike you guys actually like
hoverboards are real. Now.
Is that right? I think so.

(25:06):
Yeah. You think I made it?
Yeah. Okay I did see a thing where a
dude made a lightsaber basicallywhich was pretty crazy it.
I mean he needs like a huge fucking backpack which is the
same way that lightsabers workedback in the day the older than
you know. In the you know.
The yeah. The Old Republic.
Yeah. It's it's it has an endpoint
like it. Yeah.

(25:28):
Can you describe it to me? It's a fucking lights.
Yeah I don't know what to tell you.
I mean these are basically. Yeah.
It's like an acetylene torch kind of like it.
Basically looks like a fucking crazy blowtorch but you hold it
like a lightsaber and it's attached to a backpack.
Does it? Does it have?
I know. No, you cannot interact.

(25:48):
You two letters can't enter a correct way.
You want them to okay? Okay, that's fair, right?
Yeah, well, I mean yeah, they got the Marty McFly lace-up
Nikes so it's like we got everything else really does I
see her now. Well, the difference is the lace
of Nikes from the future lightsabers from the past.
So it's fuck you, right? So we got to find some old

(26:10):
lightsaber Tech like if on the t2 arm isn't that weird how the,
they Skynet created the Terminator from the Terminator
parts that came back in time? I I forgot about that but that's
like where it comes from was like, yeah.
So it's like a singular circularsame thing with point of the
Apes. Actually, the Terminators and

(26:31):
plan of the Apes. Yeah, dude, he fucks them Apes
up, dude. It's gross, it's really gross
terminate /. Terminate /.
Yes, sir, why not? I would like that be a fun.
That's why I'm talking a few weeks.
I was talking about like why don't we just make fun movies?
Like that's kind of shit that wejust fuck it.
Terminator vs. Point of the Apes, you know like
It's all, it's just nobody's willing to be brave with their

(26:54):
IP. Yeah, exactly.
What was the, the Men in Black meets 21 Jump Street?
Absolutely, would have been the greatest movie of all time.
Not, dude, who gives a shit, youknow?
Like even even if it just like within properties that are owned
by the same company, like, okay,fine.
Well, this is not experiments going to fight Superman, like,
okay, cool, but they knew fucking get Space.
Jam a new Legacy. That's that was or or or if

(27:17):
people are willing to play ball with their IP, get ready, player
one? Yeah.
Well, see, that fucking sucks, though.
I know, I know we gotta be a wayto do it, right Alien vs.
Predator. Yeah Freddy vs.
Jason like goes our dad. Yeah, exactly.
That's what it is. What's okay?
So that's the, that's a level one.
What's the level to where? It's not?
This versus that, where it's like she cooperated Sharkboy and

(27:38):
Lavagirl they can assess my you later.
Oh well we can't we have to say something else because I can't
be this thing. Did I do that?

(28:02):
That's fine. How many, how many of our
Stingers is one of us saying? Did I do that?
Is because we just couldn't think of something else.
To say I use are using. Did I do that as a placeholder
or you said? Oh, I think literally, there's
got to be some, I mean, at leastone now, Thank you for playing

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The Herd with Colin Cowherd

The Herd with Colin Cowherd is a thought-provoking, opinionated, and topic-driven journey through the top sports stories of the day.

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