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Hello, ladies and gents. Welcome, welcome.
Welcome to built on polenta. I'm Spencer & Hill, Top by we
going, like if we click random article.
Yeah. We do this time though.
We got a lot a lot going on for you want.
First of all you were just got back.
I did. I was in France and London
England. It was great.
I don't think it was. You two both?
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Yeah. We And we did Paris for a couple
days and we went down and went to a lovely Chateau.
We drove a little, and then we drove back up.
And then we went to London. And then we went back to Paris,
and we went to Disneyland Paris.It was great.
Nice. Our West End show.
Okay, well, was it and a Juliet?Mmm, it was it about, fine.
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Can I tell you though? Yes, the craziest thing about
the West End. Mmm.
You the Western is like the the Broadway of sure.
Apparently you can just bring whatever the fuck you want into
the theater. So you're just checking for
these on there. Straight up the people and
smoking a blunt, had grocery bags now and brought in a bottle
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of wine and we're just drinking they like said cops like you
could we were it was like peoplewere like fucking picnicking in
the theater. It was wild but feels very, very
English and then like the theater bar.
Yeah. Was like A bar, you know, like,
in a theater here. The bar is like a table where
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you have like the 8 things you can get and you walk up and get
it, you walk away. Sure.
Sure, the bar was like a wooden Pub bar and well that's not
feels like I mean is it like that in Broadway where you go up
and there's just a table of yes.Oh, okay, Broadway.
That I show that I went to in brought on Broadway was just
some with a card table and basically sure the handle of
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Jack hanging around. Borrow area was packed because
people like that make sense to me there.
That feels like how it should be, but they weren't like taking
a drinks and going back. No, fuck no, you don't you dare
for theater. No, I'm gonna drink, like,
whenever I, the improv theater here, that we kind of attended
more often than i, i 0 when theymove spaces, I would bar was not
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in the theater anymore. Yeah, exactly.
It's harshest notice. He's shit.
But I was at the bar all the time.
Well, I'm not I don't want to see the fucking you kidding me.
That was wild the other wild thing.
In France, we rented a car to drive.
Okay? Because we thought it would be
fun. Okay.
Would you was good? I'm glad to hear that.
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The highways Are privatized there.
So a company owns and maintains the highway.
Okay, so first of all, the, I can't believe we're not doing
that. That's exactly what I said, but
the tolls were fucking Bongos, very easy.
Yeah, they're privatized. So, like, when you get on the
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highway, there's a sign that's like this highway, Welcome to
our Highway brought to you by Sears and Roebuck or whatever.
And then we leave it's like thanks for driving our highways.
It was so weird. That's absolutely The opposite
of how I expected it to be. Wow.
I mean the government is like I guess goes to this company and
is like you need to make these highways or whatever.
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But a company has it was no, that is no.
It feels very good America. Yeah.
Is it like they have? Well, we're too busy.
Our hands are tied with the National Health Service.
So someone else is a deal with these highways.
Well, I assume it's like we kindof got the trains on lock, so if
you want to fucking drive like deal with this, oh, that's
interesting. Maybe I could see that sure.
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Funny really strange about driving though.
Yeah, they drive on the right infront of us, they do.
Yeah, it was crazy when we went to like the gas station to fill
up. Hmm.
You have to prepay sure. Okay, sure.
So I went in and she was like, okay how much and it looks like
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you could either tell them how much money or how many leaders
and I was like sure both of these things, I literally have
no fucking clue. You just said, 20?
No. I was like just fill it the
whole thing and she's like how do I know what that is right?
Shit to hold on to the car, you know?
Oh my God, but it was like because you didn't pay at the
pump and I was just like I couldn't even guess how many
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leaders it's like or how much money is like to fake.
It's like roughly four liters toa goblin, but what the fuck
like? Yeah, really like okay.
But I don't know what. This is the first time I've ever
driven this car. I have no idea how yeah.
Yeah, it's like, okay, good luckway too many variables on this
one. Yeah, not enough information.
Sorry. But it was it was so funny to
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just be like, okay, I can't pay here walk-ups like how much I
was like, oh I don't know. You know what keep it.
I'm gonna walk. Forget it, that's great.
I'm glad you had a good time. Do we want to talk about the
other thing we got here? Yeah, we do have a gift from.
Does this person? We can say that the first name?
At least? I'm sure I don't know.
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Maybe there's a letter inside this That's good.
We have a thing from someone. Let me sent to you.
For both of us. It was yeah.
That's your address. It was the braver than me.
Yeah. Well I don't give a fuck from
come. Kill me.
I don't care. So I'm going to open it.
Sure. Open it.
So you're not putting like them.Yes, okay, great.
So yeah. Someone someone else that they
get sent us something and we oblige them.
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So if you're already about, you're already smiling, okay?
I'll wait till you're on. Mike said, so.
Oh, there is a lighter. Oh my goodness.
Okay, there's a lot in here. That's very good.
This is collapsible clipart on it of a
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dead Goku. Dove with a skull on it, too,
small to frowning, teardrops andDNA strand, and a guy.
Shrugging his shoulders. Throwing his hands up on the
back. There's another one.
It's a so it's Goku with a Halo and angel wings flying away into
the sun. It says, I have an angel
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watching over me and I call him John McCain, he's just okay.
Oh, and that one this one says colossal guardian angel can
cooler. Is this something?
You know like is This something.What do you mean by that?
Like are these should I know what this means or is it just
funny? You know, I think it's just very
funny. Okay.
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Oh, this is okay. So I'm I'm not going to read
this this letter on air because I you know, I don't know if
that's appropriate or not. But I as I'm skimming, I noticed
that this was made by an artist.Okay.
I agree. So let me shut out their
Instagram answer. Yeah.
They are everyone everyone's theword an artist.
So if you want to check this artist out, Their Instagram is
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at ilex heard, which is a l EC KS, H.
EA R d-- how I would have assumed you spell either of
those names? No, no.
You got to keep keep them guessing.
They all suppose digital are at the giant serpent.
So there you go, there's a very nice.
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This is I'm going to say this isfrom our friend or our new
friend. Aaron.
So we want to thank Eric for that and there's one more gift
that was in this package. There is a Spooky Buddies.
What I would imagine is like a trick or treat bag that you
would probably get from a grocery store.
Sure. And it is custom designed by
Kellogg's. There's a potentially a ten
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dollar rebate inside the bag so we can send that back to And if
you don't have it already, yeah,that's good with me on the table
and it is, it is a Spooky Buddies bag and then it is
specifically, I assume there wasone for each buddy, but this one
is specifically Rosebud. So we want to thank you for that
we want. Thank you for that for this
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very, very kind of letter that I'll share with Johnny off, are
so yeah, I'm gonna use this Guzzi today.
Yeah, it's fantastic. I'm sure we'll put a picture of
it up on God. I mean, it's It's very good.
It's like my new yeah, it's my new go-to kuzey.
I'm gonna get a tattoo of this. Yeah, so thanks for that.
We really appreciate when listening to the podcast and
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being with us for the whole journey here, some of some
you've been here for the whole time and we apologize for that.
No one made you. But yeah.
You want to get a. Yes.
What, if it's John McCain, what if it's Goku would be funnier.
John can be fun. Yeah.
I just want someone to use the Dragon Balls to bring him back,
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Julie. Yeah, dude, we really miss his
guidance, you know, his even remember one is when someone
when he was debating Obama and in the town hall, someone was
like, well, he's a Muslim then, he's people were praising
praising him for saying. No ma'am.
He's a good man. Yeah, great.
Thank you. Thank you.
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Um, I'm going to tell you what this article is and then Then we
won't talk about it. I'd be okay, I'd be okay doing a
veto. Okay.
Statue of Christopher, Columbus,Providence Rhode Island.
Is there anything on the article?
That's like, number of times, it's been shit on by pigeons or
like vandalism or anything like that.
Columbus is a historic statue inProvidence Rhode Island United
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States which formerly stood on Elmwood Avenue in formalistic
where the statue is a bronze cast of a sterling silver
statue, which was created by Rhode, Island's Gorham
manufacturing company. Big fans of firefly, looking
that for the 1892, world's Columbian, Exposition in
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Chicago. Okay, so is made for us.
And then we said we're good. You can have it back.
We've got our own people will vandalize.
Yeah, the original silver statueis not meant for permanent
exhibition, but rather as a demonstration of the skills of
the Gorham company and was latermelted down good, that's great.
The bronze cast was dedicated onNovember 8th, 1893 as a gift
from the Elmo dissociation to the city of Providence, the The
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statue was created in 1893 by Frédéric Auguste bartholdi and
added to the National register of historic places in 2001.
It was removed from Columbus Square in 2020 by the city of
Providence fucking good. Yeah.
And then what they threw it intothe ocean so they can make reefs
out of it. Let me nice.
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Who in 2019, the statue of Splash of red paint a sign
reading. Stop celebrating genocide.
Fuck, yeah, that's great. Oh, that reminds me.
Yeah. So I was at riot It's on Friday.
Oh, cool. Did you see My Chemical Romance?
I did. It was in say I've never seen
more people in one place, it wasunbelievable.
I think hearing will little peoples people saying that the
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the, the latest, when you call that, what's that thing called?
When the government you think governments Paddock, its Fourier
series? Thank you.
Oh, was that it wasn't that it was not Gerard Way.
This is like our new Beatles, like it's not actually a Paul
between every song they had. Just stop.
Literally, they stopped between every song they put a thing on
the big screen that was like, hey, please respect everyone,
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like, if someone's hurt help them out, okay?
With like, a, My Chemical Romance logo, kinda sure they
prep to this and Gerard was like, okay, I need everybody to
take one step back. One, two, three step back
between every song. Because first of all, I think it
was so fucking packed increase, okay?
And second of all, after the like, Travis Scott, right?
Right. Because a, while ago, it was
only like last year. Yeah.
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But all concerts happened between that and maybe they do
that at festivals now, you know?Like yeah maybe maybe I don't
know. I went to write Fest for like a
hot second last year and saw fucking Morrissey because I was
all who was playing at the time and there was no danger of that
happening. I'll tell you, I haven't truly.
It was an unbelievable. And okay.
All right, but what reminded me about this is I also saw
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Portugal to man who I loved, okay?
And they were like, you know, atthe start of their set.
They were like, Hey, we're porchwith a man.
Were from like this small town in Alaska where we live, really
close with a bunch of native populations.
So what we like to do before every concert is invite some
native folks from the local tribes in the area to just kind
of talk. I don't know what any of us.
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So, and which is cool because also they, within the last year
or two, they release the song with Weird Al okay.
Just like, not a funny song about like it was like a benefit
for like, native population. Populations or whatever.
And it was just like, Weird Al and Portugal to man in a very
like seriously, right? But the like these a few women
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came out to like, talk about thelocal tribes.
This is plan. It wasn't like, all right, who
in the audience is from here? But they were and they had like
VIP so they were like on a, likea stage, like, you could see
them like watching the show, okay, cool.
They had like, five or ten minutes to talk which was like
super cool. And they were just like You
know, kind of talking about their tribes and like on a level
of the tribes. Yeah, but one thing that was
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really funny, is one of the women was saying, like, You
know, it's really important to take care of the land and where
to take care of each other sir. And she was talking about she's
you know, I'm paraphrasing but it was like Trent you know,
trans lives matter these like etcetera etcetera, right.
And she you could tell that she almost said all lives matter and
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then she stopped herself to be like, no, like black lives
matter, which is so funny because like the most, like, an
Oculus thing. Both of them is, it was an
Oculus thing has been turned into.
Like a fucking slur where she could and it was it was I love
and I love that. The the, like Native Americans
have been like, dragged into it.I was like, oh my God.
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Yes, all. I was matter because we were
here first and you guys suck, like it was so clear, so clear
that it was not and she stopped herself and was like so that
sucks. But I mean yeah good for her.
Catch herself was like, man. Like I know whose it was a
fucking asshole cops. She did say black lives matter
of course. Right right.
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But it was, it was Just and I was with a friend and we both
turn to each other like good save.
We always had to cancel the natives.
It's wild that. We've come to this.
You know what? I most like?
Yeah. But it was, but it was very and
they gave them. They had like an hour set and
they gave them like 10 minutes. Okay, that's really cool.
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Yeah. All right, maybe they forgot
some other equipment like, oh, shit, the ones on have one
wolves that knees. Bongos, we've got the Bongos, it
was it's sooo interesting because the album I'm most
familiar with is like old old old men like when we were in
high school. Remember our longtime, yeah, but
then the their song, feel it still is like super, you've
heard it? I'm sure.
Okay. It's in like commercial zones.
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It sounds like a song that was made for Target commercial.
Okay. And it sounds so different from
like where they started. It was wired.
They also played day man from It's Always Sunny on the way
here. There was a School of Rock here
in Chicago. It's like little kids like the
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Art Festival. Yeah, go to that.
I was walking by and I was like indirect playing Jeremy or not.
It wasn't Jeremy but I love you.Love you while whole lot more.
Well, I know some other programson them School of Rock Rule.
They do get all of the art festivals and stuff.
Mmm, fucking say that I didn't know what's happening today.
I might, I might have gone out and I did, but we we were going
to go today. Then we remembered that we had
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already had Pearl Jam here. Yeah, beguile the brewery.
There was like a members. Okay.
And school of rock is not allowed there.
So young is not allowed there and also they had free beer at
beguile, for me, a member. Wow, he did not have free beer
at school of rock. For me an old man.
Yeah, that checks out as as summer winds down.
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Are you still going to be out doing beer, things?
Or is that like a summer thing? I know breweries have walls and
roofs now which is nice. Will I still be drinking beer in
the winter? Yes.
Okay. I don't understand because I
like so yesterday I went out to half acre and enjoyed the
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fakers. Great.
Yeah. Enjoy the outside.
It's like there was a lot of dogs.
There was great fucking drunk dude.
They were wild man. Yeah they're doing keg stands
and shit. Yeah it was kind of scary
actually I don't I did I wasn't there long for that very reason
but so I associate going to breweries with like being a
summertime activities I don't know.
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Um yes and no I have had both experiences because I also love
going to a brewery in like the middle of winter and going
inside. I mean any time where you're
outside and it's fucking freezing and then you can go in
somewhere and drink is. Yeah, sure.
Yeah. Is there a is there a winter
beers has like, like Stouts and porters are good with your beer,
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okay? Okay, and like right now.
Oktoberfest is just rolling. Well, of course, right?
Yeah. Although it's like, I went for a
run today and it's like we're deep September, it's very hot.
I was fucking dire. It's like high 80s and it's kind
of wild to think that like I mean a month from now is my
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birthday sometimes often. It's too cold to like sit
outside and eat on my birthday. Yeah, sure.
And I can't imagine that being the case.
Yeah, from front it, you know, like knowing what it's like
outside today and being like, infour weeks, that's great.
I love that. I love that for us for the human
race is so cool. I I'm I'm I'm going to say it.
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Yeah. And I'm ready for it to cool
down. I had I was yeah I had to catch
myself that it was yesterday. I was a I was on a date and she
was like, yeah. Just like I was you know I
wanted to be outside because if someone has oh I hate summer I
had to catch myself like I mean,I don't hate summer.
All, I've always matter. I enjoy summer whatever.
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Who cares? What?
Also fuck. It.
Come on, it's so fucking hot. It's hot dude.
Yeah and you got that way betterclothing options.
I mean in summer it's like shorts and a t-shirt.
Yeah and you look like a goober.Winter fall.
You look so good. He's got jackets.
Yeah you look like a seal. I feel like seal to seal, have
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just first person, I can my mind.
I don't know why. He was married to Heidi Klum at
one point, right? Yeah.
And they both wore jackets, you know, I'm sure there were
jackets. I bet seal has like good coats.
Yeah. I'm picturing like well sure.
Is his name like is his legal Christian name, like seal
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Williams or whatever? Or is that like a yeah.
The the exactly it's funny because the creature was named
after him. That's true about turkey.
By the way, you know that Turkeys are called turkey
Turkish name. Time to Seal Seal turkey
Williams. No, it's truly.
Yeah, I'm dr. The country.
Mmm, are they, I don't know why.I don't know, huh?
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Yeah, and now, like, Turk the guy in charge of turkey, is kind
of like he wants the official name of turkey worldwide to be
like their pronunciation of turkey because he doesn't want
to be associated with the bird anymore.
What's their pronunciation? Turkey?
It's like almost exact same thing, but slightly different.
We were just oh I think of all of that we talked about this a
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lot how you know you don't call countries by what they call
themselves, right? Whatever fucking reason.
Right. I think the the craziest one is
Germany Deutschland. We call it Germany, they call it
Deutschland and then like romance languages.
Call it like, Alemania or allemande Oh weird in French its
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alemania. Okay.
And I think in Spanish it's likeAlan Bond or something like
that. Is that weird?
Charlemagne comes from is he wasa German Charles the German.
Hey I mean honestly maybe I don't know.
But like why are we all? What's the deal here?
Maybe it's too hard. If you're I can say Deutschland
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just well, you can but if you'refrom like Korea, maybe they
don't have the Right? I don't even know what they call
it there. I don't know.
We thought we've already got three things here just on those.
Yeah. Right.
Also, just learned the, the French word for Netherlands.
What does that? It's Pie Bar, which is like,
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like, basically Low Country. Oh yeah.
It's makes sense. That's what it's like literally
Netherlands. Yeah.
But I don't know what they call.Netherlands.
Another one made our land Nedra.Oh yeah.
I think. Yeah.
Okay, okay, so we're all on the same.
Everyone agrees. What about another one's?
That one's cool. It is interesting that they just
like directly translate it instead of just saying like
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Netherlands in a French accent. I'm gonna look you know what
they call Canada and Japan. Japanese no Canada.
Did you say yeah? I mean, smart kannada.
But yeah. Sure.
Yeah. Well I guess in French they also
like They don't say United States.
You know. But they say the French.
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Yeah. They say the Esprit de corps.
Yeah. Huh.
Maybe it's like, if the name of your country is just normal
words. You know, like United States are
all just like Words, other wordslike can are easily
translatable. Whereas like Granada.
I don't know what that means, right?
Like Germany is not a word and yeah, what the fuck do we get
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the word Germany from? But like and Deutschland.
Well, do I? One would be like German land.
See what? Sure, yeah, I bet in German
Deutschland means something he'slike well I do.
Each is German. Okay.
Land is land. So where the footage Germany
coming from them. Where do we could do?
We could make up our own thing? That's why do we just call them
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Deutscher? Has right?
You know? Okay I take it.
I take back my theory. We call.
Okay in Japan, they call it kneepain.
Yeah. Which is I get how we got to
Japan? Yeah, I think.
Yeah. I think there was like some
yeah. Degradation over time and
translations and stuff. Yeah.
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And then like in French it's a poem which is Mark.
Love that for them. Where it's the same.
Yeah, we got you. Canada's Canada.
A lot of like, Mexico, is we sayMexico?
They say, he Co and Japanese. I say Mickey schuch.
Mech, they do the best with whatthe vowels, they have sure,
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sure. Mickey Chicago or something like
that and in French its mexique which, okay, a lot of stuff like
that will end in like like Belgium is Bill G.
Okay. A lot of sounds kind of like
mexique like that's like a Cirque du Soleil.
I would love to see that. Are you back on the Curtis
later. Yeah, I've been keeping up its
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draft season coming up. So I'm really really, really,
really excited. Who are you pick for tissue or
tissue? The the character the the
tissues? The like the you know when they
like have the sheets hanging from the ceiling, of course.
Yeah. It's I don't get into the the
jargon, oh sure. Because I'm purely.
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I'm like, Moneyball. You know, I'm doing stat.
Sheets and stuff. Yeah, so I'm looking at
Constable Dan For for what you're describing.
Number one overall pick number one conflict.
I imagine Constable Dan being like a clown.
Yeah, cop. We're like his billy club is
like too heavy to pick up. So you know, it's like it's the
kind of thing where he's like, tries to pick it up and he's
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like, yeah. He's doing like my mortgage
almost. Yeah.
You know. Like, like he's trying to lift
up like a Thor's hammer or a Sword in the Stone.
But it's a billy club. Yeah.
Right. What I say.
Are you back on Japanese? No.
I just have a memory for bullshit.
Yeah. It's just stuck in there.
Yeah, I am sort of I'm applying that Yakuza games.
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Okay. And if I've learned nothing
about you in the last 10 years, it's that you learn most from
video games. Absolutely, exactly.
So I've been I didn't do it though.
A lot of them early, in fact, maybe all of them except for the
most recent one are, there is noEnglish dubbing.
So I just have to listen to the in Japanese.
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So and the whole first game is all about.
Geography, so I'm like kannada and that's not sure geography.
We were just talking about JapanJessica and I were to literally
today and I was mussoorie mistaken about.
I knew Okinawa was in the South.Okay?
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And I thought it was attached. So it's like a big island.
It's a big deal 83. I'll okay, it's tiny.
Tiny, yeah, I was shocked to learn.
That tiny. I mean compared to the rest of
Mainland. Japan.
Sure. Yeah.
I was like, were you also shocked to find out that it's in
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the North Atlantic Sea? Isn't that weird Okinawa is so
far away from Mainland Japan? Well, I was like because you
know, we're talking about going back someday and I was like,
it'd be cool to go to Okinawa because you know what?
That's right. Mr. Miyagi's from is that, that
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That's I mean, you know, don't take away our tourism, they can
get, you know, like we also I mean that's a big-ass base there
I think yeah, don't care to see but you're not gonna go see all
the military guys, see the big Bell that that's in Okinawa that
rings when there's a storm that Daniel had to it's like ring or
something? I don't know but I haven't seen
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those movies dude. Okay you haven't seen even the
first one, not of single one. Okay.
Do yourself a favor, don't ruin it.
Does he? I know you axes on.
I don't want to know if you axesoff or not.
I won't tell you. Okay, the the first movie is
sincerely, one of my favorite movies of all time.
Wow. And we just wrapped up the fifth
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season of Cobra Kai just drops so many seasons.
It's like the best TV show. It's fucking insane.
It's the I'll say this. The first like two seasons of
Cobra Kai. Yeah.
Like fucking good. Okay.
And then they said, there's onlyso much sincere stuff we can do
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with karate and they said, fuck it.
We're still gonna make this show.
Okay now it's like It's like karate Riverdale, huh?
Okay and it's it's it's so good shit happened in the season
where I literally, I am mode it out loud.
I was like, whoa what the fuck? Like it's Bonkers and they'll
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but also like I was my sister watches Cobra Kai, she's never
seen a chronic cute and she's totally fun.
Yeah you're even have to, you know, Daniel Daniel songer You
lend Johnny fought when they were kids.
Now, they're old men. Okay, great.
Great. Let's go.
Yeah, another lot of sweeping evolved.
So I assume that they're clean up the dojo, the dojo as clean
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as fuck. I got ya.
Now, I was playing game. The other day, I was playing a
game called Eternal Dojo cleaners, and Dojo cleaning
simulator actually fucking. There's, there's a game that's
like that it's called. Shadow Warrior fucking.
Was it called? But it's so there's a game that
just came out. That's called powerwash somehow
later, our simulators, which thank God it's coming to play
stations. I will get To play it very soon.
(29:03):
Do you? I thought you would know.
I just know about it. I'm just eager to.
Yeah, dude. You're you will love it.
It's a litter like okay. Here's a, here's an actual skate
park, clean it up with a power washer literally.
And there's all, there's all different like, tips that you
can do to change the size of thespray, and you can buy, like,
soaps and stuff to help you clean.
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It's, it's fucking crazy. Now, there's a game called
Shadow Warrior, it's like an actual game.
Where you your? I don't know.
It's like you're, you're crazy Japanese us.
Some need to kill Billy dealers on that winter and, but there's
a game that was released that I don't know what's called let's
call. It's basically like Shadow
Warrior janitor or something. And so like the whole, the whole
first level, it's like the wholefirst level from the original
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game. After that guy has come to and
killed everybody. So you're totally clean up the
body parts and the blood and everything.
It's really, really fun. And it's like pretty meticulous
to. But when does pressure wash
simulator? Come out for.
I don't know. I've been so busy with My Cirque
du Soleil statute that I haven'tbeen able to pay attention,
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dude. Pokemon comes out.
So soon, I'm so stoked. Oh, okay.
When you can clean them in this one or there are some where you
can like pet them and install them up for competition.
Okay. What was the last Pokemon game
you played? I mean I played sword and
shield. Oh okay yeah.
So like I'm see you only miss the Legends.
(30:28):
Yeah right right. Exactly I think I'm gonna get
this next one. I'm I'm excited about it
actually. Yeah, because it seems Legends
in my opinion is like the best one since like, maybe gold and
silver saying, there we go. There you go.
And it seems like Scarlet. Violet are going to be like
(30:50):
Taking everything from Legends and just making like I'm not
sounds great. I love that.
It's so it's the first new Pokemon game since 1996.
Yeah. I was playing in car Eternal and
I won't go into the details. But basically I got to the point
where I was so frustrated with it that I literally I can Google
literally typed in. How the fuck do I beat this
first boss? And the answer was.
(31:14):
Yeah, just do it. You just you just literally was
like, get good. Did you ever play tunic?
No. But I want to really about I do
think you would like that too, which is hard as fuck.
Yeah. And there were some bosses where
it was like kind of the same thing.
It's like you just have to do itbut there's also like one of the
accessibility features is basically like God mode.
(31:36):
Okay. So for a couple of bosses I was
like fuck I just can't it's likean a cosplayer wasn't like fun.
Yeah right. But I wanted to keep like
exploring and of course, right guys.
Like that's why I'm playing knock is a now because I had to
put maternal down. I was like okay I picked up
breast as a wild the other day because I got excited for the
new one using the kingdom. Yeah.
(31:58):
Rest in peace. The kingdom.
Queen Elizabeth. Oh yeah.
The queen died since we last recorded.
Yeah, we missed it by a fucking week, literally a week to the
day. Listen.
All the people are saying that. She's not in the coffin.
Did you see the Line to See? No, I heard it was like a
million miles long. It's like five miles, 30 hours.
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I was just going to fast pass, Iknow.
What was I say? Oh oh, but I picked up rest
awhile and just be like, well, strike back anyway.
I forgot the controls. It's, it's interesting that
every game just kind of has their own little controls and
(32:42):
they're all different. Yeah.
It's hard. Like, in Zelda and breadth of
the wild, you got to press the, our bumper to move forward which
I think is really weird what ours right foot left foot.
You have it's quite like quacks tiles act like But I didn't play
a lot of Halo and it's just, it's hard to like, hmm.
And I forgot, I knew you could climb in Zelda, but I forgot you
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could climb like everything. Oh sure.
Because the last climbing game that I played was like Jedi fall
in order and it's like you can climb very specific like yeah
but this is like fuck it just kind us whatever.
Literally I was like, I'm very disoriented, I'll find myself,
like, I'm just like switching from game to game.
(33:24):
I'll have like the memory of like my muscle memory whatever.
So I'll go to like Dodge and a new game and I like shoot my
horse also switch and Xbox the Aand B buttons are flipped.
So it's like, yeah, just everyone's just trying to, yeah,
murder your horses. All I can say is the other,
(33:47):
there's some other game thing. Oh, who knows where you going to
talk about 101 of the million Farm Simulator games coming out?
I was, and I was going to say GoldenEye is coming off a fuck
about that? You're not gonna play.
No, I'm not gonna play it. Well, here's the thing, there's
two versions of it. One that's coming out for the
switch. The 64 simulator or emulator,
right? Yeah.
That one that is that going to have the original controls know,
(34:10):
it has support for but does okay.
All right, that changes a littlebit.
The switch is the only one I believe.
Eve that has online play so you can play multiplayer online with
other people. Okay.
No, I don't give a fuck about that.
I know I didn't play that game. I was a kid.
Oh, okay. So I bet if I went back and
played, I'd be like. Oh it's if you listen to trash
it's miserable. Yeah.
Miserable like like I'm I'm playing OverWatch and then go
(34:33):
try to go back and play GoldenEye like what?
Yeah. The fuck.
You're probably more of a if we're talking about the what
right did rare make them anymore.
That Firday guys. I was more of a Banjo.
Kazooie, yeah. Fucking well Banjo-Kazooie.
Perfect Dark. I remember being very cool, too.
I think perfect Arc is the game that people should have liked
over gold. My gold.
(34:53):
Mine was first, that's the problem.
Yeah. Perfect dark.
He also had to get the extra like, Ram you remember that?
Oh you did. Okay.
Yeah. There's a few games that were
like that. Like the 64 wasn't powerful
enough. So you need the special.
I think Perfect. Dark was the only game I had
that required. That all required.
Donkey Kong 64, I had speak on other way our games.
We're just pushing the envelope back then, man they're also
(35:13):
releasing. Pokemon Stadium wanted to wish.
I could accept like will I be able to plug in my that's was
wondering too? Like yeah I don't know cuz I got
I got my cartridges. You know is there a way?
Maybe here I have my N64. Mmm the whatever.
(35:40):
Let me kind of fun. You're yeah, you're a level, 100
Pikachu. And look at song and whatever
else. Fuck you.
I was yours. That was your team, right?
Yeah, mr. Mime and yeah the trick would
godinez you don't want to evolveit a cking because when it gets
up to 100, it's actually better.Yeah.
I don't call people don't know that.
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Oh wow. I think tradition has been
Bulbasaur, but of course a crime.
Never never not recording. Well then I guess we're never
gonna find out what Johnny, Sarah Pokemon is smell.
Smell you later. I don't think there's there's no
(36:37):
chance. You said anything of value yet,
that was pretty good. Sometimes I'd be like that.
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Welcome to built on polenta. I'm Spencer & Hill, Top by we
going, like if we click random article.
Yeah. We do this time though.
We got a lot a lot going on for you want.
First of all you were just got back.
I did. I was in France and London
England. It was great.
I don't think it was. You two both?
(01:03):
Yeah. We And we did Paris for a couple
days and we went down and went to a lovely Chateau.
We drove a little, and then we drove back up.
And then we went to London. And then we went back to Paris,
and we went to Disneyland Paris.It was great.
Nice. Our West End show.
Okay, well, was it and a Juliet?Mmm, it was it about, fine.
(01:25):
Can I tell you though? Yes, the craziest thing about
the West End. Mmm.
You the Western is like the the Broadway of sure.
Apparently you can just bring whatever the fuck you want into
the theater. So you're just checking for
these on there. Straight up the people and
smoking a blunt, had grocery bags now and brought in a bottle
(01:46):
of wine and we're just drinking they like said cops like you
could we were it was like peoplewere like fucking picnicking in
the theater. It was wild but feels very, very
English and then like the theater bar.
Yeah. Was like A bar, you know, like,
in a theater here. The bar is like a table where
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you have like the 8 things you can get and you walk up and get
it, you walk away. Sure.
Sure, the bar was like a wooden Pub bar and well that's not
feels like I mean is it like that in Broadway where you go up
and there's just a table of yes.Oh, okay, Broadway.
That I show that I went to in brought on Broadway was just
some with a card table and basically sure the handle of
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Jack hanging around. Borrow area was packed because
people like that make sense to me there.
That feels like how it should be, but they weren't like taking
a drinks and going back. No, fuck no, you don't you dare
for theater. No, I'm gonna drink, like,
whenever I, the improv theater here, that we kind of attended
more often than i, i 0 when theymove spaces, I would bar was not
(02:50):
in the theater anymore. Yeah, exactly.
It's harshest notice. He's shit.
But I was at the bar all the time.
Well, I'm not I don't want to see the fucking you kidding me.
That was wild the other wild thing.
In France, we rented a car to drive.
Okay? Because we thought it would be
fun. Okay.
Would you was good? I'm glad to hear that.
(03:10):
The highways Are privatized there.
So a company owns and maintains the highway.
Okay, so first of all, the, I can't believe we're not doing
that. That's exactly what I said, but
the tolls were fucking Bongos, very easy.
Yeah, they're privatized. So, like, when you get on the
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highway, there's a sign that's like this highway, Welcome to
our Highway brought to you by Sears and Roebuck or whatever.
And then we leave it's like thanks for driving our highways.
It was so weird. That's absolutely The opposite
of how I expected it to be. Wow.
I mean the government is like I guess goes to this company and
is like you need to make these highways or whatever.
(03:51):
But a company has it was no, that is no.
It feels very good America. Yeah.
Is it like they have? Well, we're too busy.
Our hands are tied with the National Health Service.
So someone else is a deal with these highways.
Well, I assume it's like we kindof got the trains on lock, so if
you want to fucking drive like deal with this, oh, that's
interesting. Maybe I could see that sure.
(04:12):
Funny really strange about driving though.
Yeah, they drive on the right infront of us, they do.
Yeah, it was crazy when we went to like the gas station to fill
up. Hmm.
You have to prepay sure. Okay, sure.
So I went in and she was like, okay how much and it looks like
(04:33):
you could either tell them how much money or how many leaders
and I was like sure both of these things, I literally have
no fucking clue. You just said, 20?
No. I was like just fill it the
whole thing and she's like how do I know what that is right?
Shit to hold on to the car, you know?
Oh my God, but it was like because you didn't pay at the
pump and I was just like I couldn't even guess how many
(04:57):
leaders it's like or how much money is like to fake.
It's like roughly four liters toa goblin, but what the fuck
like? Yeah, really like okay.
But I don't know what. This is the first time I've ever
driven this car. I have no idea how yeah.
Yeah, it's like, okay, good luckway too many variables on this
one. Yeah, not enough information.
Sorry. But it was it was so funny to
(05:19):
just be like, okay, I can't pay here walk-ups like how much I
was like, oh I don't know. You know what keep it.
I'm gonna walk. Forget it, that's great.
I'm glad you had a good time. Do we want to talk about the
other thing we got here? Yeah, we do have a gift from.
Does this person? We can say that the first name?
At least? I'm sure I don't know.
(05:41):
Maybe there's a letter inside this That's good.
We have a thing from someone. Let me sent to you.
For both of us. It was yeah.
That's your address. It was the braver than me.
Yeah. Well I don't give a fuck from
come. Kill me.
I don't care. So I'm going to open it.
Sure. Open it.
So you're not putting like them.Yes, okay, great.
So yeah. Someone someone else that they
get sent us something and we oblige them.
(06:02):
So if you're already about, you're already smiling, okay?
I'll wait till you're on. Mike said, so.
Oh, there is a lighter. Oh my goodness.
Okay, there's a lot in here. That's very good.
This is collapsible clipart on it of a
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dead Goku. Dove with a skull on it, too,
small to frowning, teardrops andDNA strand, and a guy.
Shrugging his shoulders. Throwing his hands up on the
back. There's another one.
It's a so it's Goku with a Halo and angel wings flying away into
the sun. It says, I have an angel
(07:12):
watching over me and I call him John McCain, he's just okay.
Oh, and that one this one says colossal guardian angel can
cooler. Is this something?
You know like is This something.What do you mean by that?
Like are these should I know what this means or is it just
funny? You know, I think it's just very
funny. Okay.
(07:33):
Oh, this is okay. So I'm I'm not going to read
this this letter on air because I you know, I don't know if
that's appropriate or not. But I as I'm skimming, I noticed
that this was made by an artist.Okay.
I agree. So let me shut out their
Instagram answer. Yeah.
They are everyone everyone's theword an artist.
So if you want to check this artist out, Their Instagram is
(07:54):
at ilex heard, which is a l EC KS, H.
EA R d-- how I would have assumed you spell either of
those names? No, no.
You got to keep keep them guessing.
They all suppose digital are at the giant serpent.
So there you go, there's a very nice.
(08:16):
This is I'm going to say this isfrom our friend or our new
friend. Aaron.
So we want to thank Eric for that and there's one more gift
that was in this package. There is a Spooky Buddies.
What I would imagine is like a trick or treat bag that you
would probably get from a grocery store.
Sure. And it is custom designed by
Kellogg's. There's a potentially a ten
(08:37):
dollar rebate inside the bag so we can send that back to And if
you don't have it already, yeah,that's good with me on the table
and it is, it is a Spooky Buddies bag and then it is
specifically, I assume there wasone for each buddy, but this one
is specifically Rosebud. So we want to thank you for that
we want. Thank you for that for this
(08:58):
very, very kind of letter that I'll share with Johnny off, are
so yeah, I'm gonna use this Guzzi today.
Yeah, it's fantastic. I'm sure we'll put a picture of
it up on God. I mean, it's It's very good.
It's like my new yeah, it's my new go-to kuzey.
I'm gonna get a tattoo of this. Yeah, so thanks for that.
We really appreciate when listening to the podcast and
(09:20):
being with us for the whole journey here, some of some
you've been here for the whole time and we apologize for that.
No one made you. But yeah.
You want to get a. Yes.
What, if it's John McCain, what if it's Goku would be funnier.
John can be fun. Yeah.
I just want someone to use the Dragon Balls to bring him back,
(09:43):
Julie. Yeah, dude, we really miss his
guidance, you know, his even remember one is when someone
when he was debating Obama and in the town hall, someone was
like, well, he's a Muslim then, he's people were praising
praising him for saying. No ma'am.
He's a good man. Yeah, great.
Thank you. Thank you.
(10:04):
Um, I'm going to tell you what this article is and then Then we
won't talk about it. I'd be okay, I'd be okay doing a
veto. Okay.
Statue of Christopher, Columbus,Providence Rhode Island.
Is there anything on the article?
That's like, number of times, it's been shit on by pigeons or
like vandalism or anything like that.
Columbus is a historic statue inProvidence Rhode Island United
(10:26):
States which formerly stood on Elmwood Avenue in formalistic
where the statue is a bronze cast of a sterling silver
statue, which was created by Rhode, Island's Gorham
manufacturing company. Big fans of firefly, looking
that for the 1892, world's Columbian, Exposition in
(10:46):
Chicago. Okay, so is made for us.
And then we said we're good. You can have it back.
We've got our own people will vandalize.
Yeah, the original silver statueis not meant for permanent
exhibition, but rather as a demonstration of the skills of
the Gorham company and was latermelted down good, that's great.
The bronze cast was dedicated onNovember 8th, 1893 as a gift
from the Elmo dissociation to the city of Providence, the The
(11:08):
statue was created in 1893 by Frédéric Auguste bartholdi and
added to the National register of historic places in 2001.
It was removed from Columbus Square in 2020 by the city of
Providence fucking good. Yeah.
And then what they threw it intothe ocean so they can make reefs
out of it. Let me nice.
(11:29):
Who in 2019, the statue of Splash of red paint a sign
reading. Stop celebrating genocide.
Fuck, yeah, that's great. Oh, that reminds me.
Yeah. So I was at riot It's on Friday.
Oh, cool. Did you see My Chemical Romance?
I did. It was in say I've never seen
more people in one place, it wasunbelievable.
I think hearing will little peoples people saying that the
(11:53):
the, the latest, when you call that, what's that thing called?
When the government you think governments Paddock, its Fourier
series? Thank you.
Oh, was that it wasn't that it was not Gerard Way.
This is like our new Beatles, like it's not actually a Paul
between every song they had. Just stop.
Literally, they stopped between every song they put a thing on
the big screen that was like, hey, please respect everyone,
(12:14):
like, if someone's hurt help them out, okay?
With like, a, My Chemical Romance logo, kinda sure they
prep to this and Gerard was like, okay, I need everybody to
take one step back. One, two, three step back
between every song. Because first of all, I think it
was so fucking packed increase, okay?
And second of all, after the like, Travis Scott, right?
Right. Because a, while ago, it was
only like last year. Yeah.
(12:37):
But all concerts happened between that and maybe they do
that at festivals now, you know?Like yeah maybe maybe I don't
know. I went to write Fest for like a
hot second last year and saw fucking Morrissey because I was
all who was playing at the time and there was no danger of that
happening. I'll tell you, I haven't truly.
It was an unbelievable. And okay.
All right, but what reminded me about this is I also saw
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Portugal to man who I loved, okay?
And they were like, you know, atthe start of their set.
They were like, Hey, we're porchwith a man.
Were from like this small town in Alaska where we live, really
close with a bunch of native populations.
So what we like to do before every concert is invite some
native folks from the local tribes in the area to just kind
of talk. I don't know what any of us.
(13:21):
So, and which is cool because also they, within the last year
or two, they release the song with Weird Al okay.
Just like, not a funny song about like it was like a benefit
for like, native population. Populations or whatever.
And it was just like, Weird Al and Portugal to man in a very
like seriously, right? But the like these a few women
(13:45):
came out to like, talk about thelocal tribes.
This is plan. It wasn't like, all right, who
in the audience is from here? But they were and they had like
VIP so they were like on a, likea stage, like, you could see
them like watching the show, okay, cool.
They had like, five or ten minutes to talk which was like
super cool. And they were just like You
know, kind of talking about their tribes and like on a level
of the tribes. Yeah, but one thing that was
(14:05):
really funny, is one of the women was saying, like, You
know, it's really important to take care of the land and where
to take care of each other sir. And she was talking about she's
you know, I'm paraphrasing but it was like Trent you know,
trans lives matter these like etcetera etcetera, right.
And she you could tell that she almost said all lives matter and
(14:27):
then she stopped herself to be like, no, like black lives
matter, which is so funny because like the most, like, an
Oculus thing. Both of them is, it was an
Oculus thing has been turned into.
Like a fucking slur where she could and it was it was I love
and I love that. The the, like Native Americans
have been like, dragged into it.I was like, oh my God.
(14:49):
Yes, all. I was matter because we were
here first and you guys suck, like it was so clear, so clear
that it was not and she stopped herself and was like so that
sucks. But I mean yeah good for her.
Catch herself was like, man. Like I know whose it was a
fucking asshole cops. She did say black lives matter
of course. Right right.
(15:09):
But it was, it was Just and I was with a friend and we both
turn to each other like good save.
We always had to cancel the natives.
It's wild that. We've come to this.
You know what? I most like?
Yeah. But it was, but it was very and
they gave them. They had like an hour set and
they gave them like 10 minutes. Okay, that's really cool.
(15:30):
Yeah. All right, maybe they forgot
some other equipment like, oh, shit, the ones on have one
wolves that knees. Bongos, we've got the Bongos, it
was it's sooo interesting because the album I'm most
familiar with is like old old old men like when we were in
high school. Remember our longtime, yeah, but
then the their song, feel it still is like super, you've
heard it? I'm sure.
Okay. It's in like commercial zones.
(15:52):
It sounds like a song that was made for Target commercial.
Okay. And it sounds so different from
like where they started. It was wired.
They also played day man from It's Always Sunny on the way
here. There was a School of Rock here
in Chicago. It's like little kids like the
(16:13):
Art Festival. Yeah, go to that.
I was walking by and I was like indirect playing Jeremy or not.
It wasn't Jeremy but I love you.Love you while whole lot more.
Well, I know some other programson them School of Rock Rule.
They do get all of the art festivals and stuff.
Mmm, fucking say that I didn't know what's happening today.
I might, I might have gone out and I did, but we we were going
to go today. Then we remembered that we had
(16:36):
already had Pearl Jam here. Yeah, beguile the brewery.
There was like a members. Okay.
And school of rock is not allowed there.
So young is not allowed there and also they had free beer at
beguile, for me, a member. Wow, he did not have free beer
at school of rock. For me an old man.
Yeah, that checks out as as summer winds down.
(17:00):
Are you still going to be out doing beer, things?
Or is that like a summer thing? I know breweries have walls and
roofs now which is nice. Will I still be drinking beer in
the winter? Yes.
Okay. I don't understand because I
like so yesterday I went out to half acre and enjoyed the
(17:20):
fakers. Great.
Yeah. Enjoy the outside.
It's like there was a lot of dogs.
There was great fucking drunk dude.
They were wild man. Yeah they're doing keg stands
and shit. Yeah it was kind of scary
actually I don't I did I wasn't there long for that very reason
but so I associate going to breweries with like being a
summertime activities I don't know.
(17:41):
Um yes and no I have had both experiences because I also love
going to a brewery in like the middle of winter and going
inside. I mean any time where you're
outside and it's fucking freezing and then you can go in
somewhere and drink is. Yeah, sure.
Yeah. Is there a is there a winter
beers has like, like Stouts and porters are good with your beer,
(18:04):
okay? Okay, and like right now.
Oktoberfest is just rolling. Well, of course, right?
Yeah. Although it's like, I went for a
run today and it's like we're deep September, it's very hot.
I was fucking dire. It's like high 80s and it's kind
of wild to think that like I mean a month from now is my
(18:28):
birthday sometimes often. It's too cold to like sit
outside and eat on my birthday. Yeah, sure.
And I can't imagine that being the case.
Yeah, from front it, you know, like knowing what it's like
outside today and being like, infour weeks, that's great.
I love that. I love that for us for the human
race is so cool. I I'm I'm I'm going to say it.
(18:51):
Yeah. And I'm ready for it to cool
down. I had I was yeah I had to catch
myself that it was yesterday. I was a I was on a date and she
was like, yeah. Just like I was you know I
wanted to be outside because if someone has oh I hate summer I
had to catch myself like I mean,I don't hate summer.
All, I've always matter. I enjoy summer whatever.
(19:22):
Who cares? What?
Also fuck. It.
Come on, it's so fucking hot. It's hot dude.
Yeah and you got that way betterclothing options.
I mean in summer it's like shorts and a t-shirt.
Yeah and you look like a goober.Winter fall.
You look so good. He's got jackets.
Yeah you look like a seal. I feel like seal to seal, have
(19:46):
just first person, I can my mind.
I don't know why. He was married to Heidi Klum at
one point, right? Yeah.
And they both wore jackets, you know, I'm sure there were
jackets. I bet seal has like good coats.
Yeah. I'm picturing like well sure.
Is his name like is his legal Christian name, like seal
(20:08):
Williams or whatever? Or is that like a yeah.
The the exactly it's funny because the creature was named
after him. That's true about turkey.
By the way, you know that Turkeys are called turkey
Turkish name. Time to Seal Seal turkey
Williams. No, it's truly.
Yeah, I'm dr. The country.
Mmm, are they, I don't know why.I don't know, huh?
(20:30):
Yeah, and now, like, Turk the guy in charge of turkey, is kind
of like he wants the official name of turkey worldwide to be
like their pronunciation of turkey because he doesn't want
to be associated with the bird anymore.
What's their pronunciation? Turkey?
It's like almost exact same thing, but slightly different.
We were just oh I think of all of that we talked about this a
(20:51):
lot how you know you don't call countries by what they call
themselves, right? Whatever fucking reason.
Right. I think the the craziest one is
Germany Deutschland. We call it Germany, they call it
Deutschland and then like romance languages.
Call it like, Alemania or allemande Oh weird in French its
(21:11):
alemania. Okay.
And I think in Spanish it's likeAlan Bond or something like
that. Is that weird?
Charlemagne comes from is he wasa German Charles the German.
Hey I mean honestly maybe I don't know.
But like why are we all? What's the deal here?
Maybe it's too hard. If you're I can say Deutschland
(21:33):
just well, you can but if you'refrom like Korea, maybe they
don't have the Right? I don't even know what they call
it there. I don't know.
We thought we've already got three things here just on those.
Yeah. Right.
Also, just learned the, the French word for Netherlands.
What does that? It's Pie Bar, which is like,
(21:54):
like, basically Low Country. Oh yeah.
It's makes sense. That's what it's like literally
Netherlands. Yeah.
But I don't know what they call.Netherlands.
Another one made our land Nedra.Oh yeah.
I think. Yeah.
Okay, okay, so we're all on the same.
Everyone agrees. What about another one's?
That one's cool. It is interesting that they just
like directly translate it instead of just saying like
(22:16):
Netherlands in a French accent. I'm gonna look you know what
they call Canada and Japan. Japanese no Canada.
Did you say yeah? I mean, smart kannada.
But yeah. Sure.
Yeah. Well I guess in French they also
like They don't say United States.
You know. But they say the French.
(22:37):
Yeah. They say the Esprit de corps.
Yeah. Huh.
Maybe it's like, if the name of your country is just normal
words. You know, like United States are
all just like Words, other wordslike can are easily
translatable. Whereas like Granada.
I don't know what that means, right?
Like Germany is not a word and yeah, what the fuck do we get
(22:58):
the word Germany from? But like and Deutschland.
Well, do I? One would be like German land.
See what? Sure, yeah, I bet in German
Deutschland means something he'slike well I do.
Each is German. Okay.
Land is land. So where the footage Germany
coming from them. Where do we could do?
We could make up our own thing? That's why do we just call them
(23:19):
Deutscher? Has right?
You know? Okay I take it.
I take back my theory. We call.
Okay in Japan, they call it kneepain.
Yeah. Which is I get how we got to
Japan? Yeah, I think.
Yeah. I think there was like some
yeah. Degradation over time and
translations and stuff. Yeah.
(23:40):
And then like in French it's a poem which is Mark.
Love that for them. Where it's the same.
Yeah, we got you. Canada's Canada.
A lot of like, Mexico, is we sayMexico?
They say, he Co and Japanese. I say Mickey schuch.
Mech, they do the best with whatthe vowels, they have sure,
(24:02):
sure. Mickey Chicago or something like
that and in French its mexique which, okay, a lot of stuff like
that will end in like like Belgium is Bill G.
Okay. A lot of sounds kind of like
mexique like that's like a Cirque du Soleil.
I would love to see that. Are you back on the Curtis
later. Yeah, I've been keeping up its
(24:24):
draft season coming up. So I'm really really, really,
really excited. Who are you pick for tissue or
tissue? The the character the the
tissues? The like the you know when they
like have the sheets hanging from the ceiling, of course.
Yeah. It's I don't get into the the
jargon, oh sure. Because I'm purely.
(24:44):
I'm like, Moneyball. You know, I'm doing stat.
Sheets and stuff. Yeah, so I'm looking at
Constable Dan For for what you're describing.
Number one overall pick number one conflict.
I imagine Constable Dan being like a clown.
Yeah, cop. We're like his billy club is
like too heavy to pick up. So you know, it's like it's the
kind of thing where he's like, tries to pick it up and he's
(25:06):
like, yeah. He's doing like my mortgage
almost. Yeah.
You know. Like, like he's trying to lift
up like a Thor's hammer or a Sword in the Stone.
But it's a billy club. Yeah.
Right. What I say.
Are you back on Japanese? No.
I just have a memory for bullshit.
Yeah. It's just stuck in there.
Yeah, I am sort of I'm applying that Yakuza games.
(25:26):
Okay. And if I've learned nothing
about you in the last 10 years, it's that you learn most from
video games. Absolutely, exactly.
So I've been I didn't do it though.
A lot of them early, in fact, maybe all of them except for the
most recent one are, there is noEnglish dubbing.
So I just have to listen to the in Japanese.
(25:46):
So and the whole first game is all about.
Geography, so I'm like kannada and that's not sure geography.
We were just talking about JapanJessica and I were to literally
today and I was mussoorie mistaken about.
I knew Okinawa was in the South.Okay?
(26:08):
And I thought it was attached. So it's like a big island.
It's a big deal 83. I'll okay, it's tiny.
Tiny, yeah, I was shocked to learn.
That tiny. I mean compared to the rest of
Mainland. Japan.
Sure. Yeah.
I was like, were you also shocked to find out that it's in
(26:29):
the North Atlantic Sea? Isn't that weird Okinawa is so
far away from Mainland Japan? Well, I was like because you
know, we're talking about going back someday and I was like,
it'd be cool to go to Okinawa because you know what?
That's right. Mr. Miyagi's from is that, that
(26:50):
That's I mean, you know, don't take away our tourism, they can
get, you know, like we also I mean that's a big-ass base there
I think yeah, don't care to see but you're not gonna go see all
the military guys, see the big Bell that that's in Okinawa that
rings when there's a storm that Daniel had to it's like ring or
something? I don't know but I haven't seen
(27:10):
those movies dude. Okay you haven't seen even the
first one, not of single one. Okay.
Do yourself a favor, don't ruin it.
Does he? I know you axes on.
I don't want to know if you axesoff or not.
I won't tell you. Okay, the the first movie is
sincerely, one of my favorite movies of all time.
Wow. And we just wrapped up the fifth
(27:33):
season of Cobra Kai just drops so many seasons.
It's like the best TV show. It's fucking insane.
It's the I'll say this. The first like two seasons of
Cobra Kai. Yeah.
Like fucking good. Okay.
And then they said, there's onlyso much sincere stuff we can do
(27:57):
with karate and they said, fuck it.
We're still gonna make this show.
Okay now it's like It's like karate Riverdale, huh?
Okay and it's it's it's so good shit happened in the season
where I literally, I am mode it out loud.
I was like, whoa what the fuck? Like it's Bonkers and they'll
(28:23):
but also like I was my sister watches Cobra Kai, she's never
seen a chronic cute and she's totally fun.
Yeah you're even have to, you know, Daniel Daniel songer You
lend Johnny fought when they were kids.
Now, they're old men. Okay, great.
Great. Let's go.
Yeah, another lot of sweeping evolved.
So I assume that they're clean up the dojo, the dojo as clean
(28:43):
as fuck. I got ya.
Now, I was playing game. The other day, I was playing a
game called Eternal Dojo cleaners, and Dojo cleaning
simulator actually fucking. There's, there's a game that's
like that it's called. Shadow Warrior fucking.
Was it called? But it's so there's a game that
just came out. That's called powerwash somehow
later, our simulators, which thank God it's coming to play
stations. I will get To play it very soon.
(29:03):
Do you? I thought you would know.
I just know about it. I'm just eager to.
Yeah, dude. You're you will love it.
It's a litter like okay. Here's a, here's an actual skate
park, clean it up with a power washer literally.
And there's all, there's all different like, tips that you
can do to change the size of thespray, and you can buy, like,
soaps and stuff to help you clean.
(29:25):
It's, it's fucking crazy. Now, there's a game called
Shadow Warrior, it's like an actual game.
Where you your? I don't know.
It's like you're, you're crazy Japanese us.
Some need to kill Billy dealers on that winter and, but there's
a game that was released that I don't know what's called let's
call. It's basically like Shadow
Warrior janitor or something. And so like the whole, the whole
first level, it's like the wholefirst level from the original
(29:46):
game. After that guy has come to and
killed everybody. So you're totally clean up the
body parts and the blood and everything.
It's really, really fun. And it's like pretty meticulous
to. But when does pressure wash
simulator? Come out for.
I don't know. I've been so busy with My Cirque
du Soleil statute that I haven'tbeen able to pay attention,
(30:07):
dude. Pokemon comes out.
So soon, I'm so stoked. Oh, okay.
When you can clean them in this one or there are some where you
can like pet them and install them up for competition.
Okay. What was the last Pokemon game
you played? I mean I played sword and
shield. Oh okay yeah.
So like I'm see you only miss the Legends.
(30:28):
Yeah right right. Exactly I think I'm gonna get
this next one. I'm I'm excited about it
actually. Yeah, because it seems Legends
in my opinion is like the best one since like, maybe gold and
silver saying, there we go. There you go.
And it seems like Scarlet. Violet are going to be like
(30:50):
Taking everything from Legends and just making like I'm not
sounds great. I love that.
It's so it's the first new Pokemon game since 1996.
Yeah. I was playing in car Eternal and
I won't go into the details. But basically I got to the point
where I was so frustrated with it that I literally I can Google
literally typed in. How the fuck do I beat this
first boss? And the answer was.
(31:14):
Yeah, just do it. You just you just literally was
like, get good. Did you ever play tunic?
No. But I want to really about I do
think you would like that too, which is hard as fuck.
Yeah. And there were some bosses where
it was like kind of the same thing.
It's like you just have to do itbut there's also like one of the
accessibility features is basically like God mode.
(31:36):
Okay. So for a couple of bosses I was
like fuck I just can't it's likean a cosplayer wasn't like fun.
Yeah right. But I wanted to keep like
exploring and of course, right guys.
Like that's why I'm playing knock is a now because I had to
put maternal down. I was like okay I picked up
breast as a wild the other day because I got excited for the
new one using the kingdom. Yeah.
(31:58):
Rest in peace. The kingdom.
Queen Elizabeth. Oh yeah.
The queen died since we last recorded.
Yeah, we missed it by a fucking week, literally a week to the
day. Listen.
All the people are saying that. She's not in the coffin.
Did you see the Line to See? No, I heard it was like a
million miles long. It's like five miles, 30 hours.
(32:20):
I was just going to fast pass, Iknow.
What was I say? Oh oh, but I picked up rest
awhile and just be like, well, strike back anyway.
I forgot the controls. It's, it's interesting that
every game just kind of has their own little controls and
(32:42):
they're all different. Yeah.
It's hard. Like, in Zelda and breadth of
the wild, you got to press the, our bumper to move forward which
I think is really weird what ours right foot left foot.
You have it's quite like quacks tiles act like But I didn't play
a lot of Halo and it's just, it's hard to like, hmm.
And I forgot, I knew you could climb in Zelda, but I forgot you
(33:03):
could climb like everything. Oh sure.
Because the last climbing game that I played was like Jedi fall
in order and it's like you can climb very specific like yeah
but this is like fuck it just kind us whatever.
Literally I was like, I'm very disoriented, I'll find myself,
like, I'm just like switching from game to game.
(33:24):
I'll have like the memory of like my muscle memory whatever.
So I'll go to like Dodge and a new game and I like shoot my
horse also switch and Xbox the Aand B buttons are flipped.
So it's like, yeah, just everyone's just trying to, yeah,
murder your horses. All I can say is the other,
(33:47):
there's some other game thing. Oh, who knows where you going to
talk about 101 of the million Farm Simulator games coming out?
I was, and I was going to say GoldenEye is coming off a fuck
about that? You're not gonna play.
No, I'm not gonna play it. Well, here's the thing, there's
two versions of it. One that's coming out for the
switch. The 64 simulator or emulator,
right? Yeah.
That one that is that going to have the original controls know,
(34:10):
it has support for but does okay.
All right, that changes a littlebit.
The switch is the only one I believe.
Eve that has online play so you can play multiplayer online with
other people. Okay.
No, I don't give a fuck about that.
I know I didn't play that game. I was a kid.
Oh, okay. So I bet if I went back and
played, I'd be like. Oh it's if you listen to trash
it's miserable. Yeah.
Miserable like like I'm I'm playing OverWatch and then go
(34:33):
try to go back and play GoldenEye like what?
Yeah. The fuck.
You're probably more of a if we're talking about the what
right did rare make them anymore.
That Firday guys. I was more of a Banjo.
Kazooie, yeah. Fucking well Banjo-Kazooie.
Perfect Dark. I remember being very cool, too.
I think perfect Arc is the game that people should have liked
over gold. My gold.
(34:53):
Mine was first, that's the problem.
Yeah. Perfect dark.
He also had to get the extra like, Ram you remember that?
Oh you did. Okay.
Yeah. There's a few games that were
like that. Like the 64 wasn't powerful
enough. So you need the special.
I think Perfect. Dark was the only game I had
that required. That all required.
Donkey Kong 64, I had speak on other way our games.
We're just pushing the envelope back then, man they're also
(35:13):
releasing. Pokemon Stadium wanted to wish.
I could accept like will I be able to plug in my that's was
wondering too? Like yeah I don't know cuz I got
I got my cartridges. You know is there a way?
Maybe here I have my N64. Mmm the whatever.
(35:40):
Let me kind of fun. You're yeah, you're a level, 100
Pikachu. And look at song and whatever
else. Fuck you.
I was yours. That was your team, right?
Yeah, mr. Mime and yeah the trick would
godinez you don't want to evolveit a cking because when it gets
up to 100, it's actually better.Yeah.
I don't call people don't know that.
(36:05):
Oh wow. I think tradition has been
Bulbasaur, but of course a crime.
Never never not recording. Well then I guess we're never
gonna find out what Johnny, Sarah Pokemon is smell.
Smell you later. I don't think there's there's no
(36:37):
chance. You said anything of value yet,
that was pretty good. Sometimes I'd be like that.
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