Distorted View Daily
An Adult Comedy Podcast For Freaks!
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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A last-minute Monday best-of turns into a beautiful disaster: Lord Douche’s mug crisis finally ends, the world nearly gets flattened by space junk, the sex party line coughs up fresh lunatics, and Tim revisits one of the filthiest, weirdest freak-show episodes from 2013. ☕ Mug […]
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Episode Summary Friday’s show is a beautiful mess of zombie sponsorship theater, Lord Douche treating a water outage like the collapse of civilization, aggressively heterosexual gay porn, subway lunatics, and a Florida man trying to make calls on his shoe. Just a normal week-ending bouquet of rot. Opening Chaos Ongoing Freaks / Updates Episode Highlights […]
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Episode Summary Wednesday’s show ricochets from Stacey Kennison’s latest mafia-witch-prostitution paranoia to instant-karma brat pain, black preachers demanding more testicles and fewer tits, a masturbating Secret Service agent, and one extremely drunk woman trying to murder a dirt-bike kid with her car. Real wholesome midweek material. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos ⚡ Instant Karma Theater ⛪ […]
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Episode Summary Monday’s show lurches from a public suicide scene turned into spectator sport, to bargain-bin blackface rap disasters, to deranged VR fake-family hostage drama, to a Subway customer screaming through a sandwich order like the world’s angriest condiment director. Just a beautiful start to the week. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Public Freakouts and Human […]
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Friday’s show is a big greasy pile of escort gonorrhea, immobile fat-fetish filth, Steven Dawson insisting he has not died, Taco Bell soda warfare, and Scientology speedrunners treating church properties like live-action video games. Basically, a classy way to end the week. Episode Highlights Opening […]
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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Wednesday’s show is packed with furious service-industry meltdowns, PS5 destruction as child discipline, robot discrimination at the crosswalk, bee-based revenge, a dead sister’s skull-as-paperwork plan, and a fresh round of Mead Skelton employment failure. A classy little buffet. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Listener Confusion and […]
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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Monday’s show is a beautiful garbage fire of AI romance, vaginal odor scholarship, panic-wine thievery, and one Louisiana buffet possibly trying to turn roadside venison into dinner service. In other words, business as usual. Episode Highlights AI Love, But Make It Abusive The Top Five […]
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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A short weekend show, but still packed with premium nonsense: a woman declaring war over a dog taking a piss, a wheelchair scammer pulling in serious cash by cosplaying as helpless, and an Ohio drunk driver insisting booze actually makes her safer behind the wheel. […]
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Episode Summary Friday’s show is a nice greasy little sampler platter of schizo Sandra Bullock paranoia, Lord Douche mug drama, Mead being painfully based, tranny weight-gain fever, lasagna hate music, creepy toe commentary, racist florist filth, stale Subway bread violence, and an Italian statue penis that just wanted to be left alone. Episode Highlights Opening […]
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Episode Summary A short Wednesday show, but still somehow stuffed with horse noises, public sex audio, anal poop hacks, Pastor Manning filth, a New Zealand birthday-party sex-toy trial, and a woman at the dog park screaming like she was raised in a cinder block. Episode Highlights Meade Corner Public Meltdown, Private Thrusting Trashy People, Trashier […]
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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Monday’s show is a beautiful trainwreck of wedding-day sponsorships, Jesse Lee Peterson requests, Pastor Manning spiraling about Trump and Harlem, Katie Souza stabbing astral warlocks with a light knife, and one very intoxicated Wendy’s customer who never did get her precious biggie bag. Episode Highlights […]
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Friday’s show kicks off with social media hysteria over a supposed 62 million-man rape academy, spirals into audio porn for tiny-penised sons, detours through a VR lesbian simulator, and somehow lands in Texas with a prostitution ring allegedly built for horny cops. Just a nice, […]
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Episode Summary Wednesday’s show is a real grab bag of modern brain damage: autism as a gender identity, twin asexuals doing synchronized TikTok therapy, meowing airline pilots, a cop clinging to a moving flatbed like the world’s worst amusement park ride, and a pair of extra-rotten Distorted News stories to keep things nice and unholy. […]
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🎧 Episode Summary Tim kicks off the week by inventing new ways to insult fat people, getting baited into a Perez Hilton sermon update, and wading straight into a gigantic acronym nobody can say without sounding like they’re having a stroke. Then things get weirder, with Harry Dresden breaking into a house, an armed standoff […]
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🎧 Episode Summary Tim closes out the week with a mess of weird audio, busted bones, screaming people in stores, and a Florida woman who apparently thought a Subway sandwich justified vandalism. There’s also a very strange Love Don’t Judge couple with bones like glass, a ring doorbell encounter with a probable maniac, and a […]
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🎧Episode Summary 🔥 Episode Highlights 🎶 Opening Chaos ☕ The Mug Saga Continues 📺 90 Day Fiancé Madness (Final Installment… maybe) 🌱 “Lawns Are Racist” (Yes, Really) 🧟 Joe Update: The Saga Gets Worse 🗞️ Distorted News 🇯🇵 Japan’s Testicle Crackdown 🇬🇧 Sauce Rage Gone Wrong 🐊 Florida: Dead Gator Road Trip 📢 Listener Interaction […]
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🎧Episode Summary 🚨 On Today’s Show 💩 90 Day Fiancé From Hell Tim dives into one of the most insane reality TV sagas ever: But wait… it gets worse. The Confession Avalanche: 👉 Somehow, shitting the bed wasn’t the dealbreaker. ⚖️ Judge Bitch Presiding Another courtroom meltdown for the ages: Outcome:👉 Judge orders a mental […]
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🎧Episode Summary 📝 Episode Summary Timmy Boo serves up a “Best Of” Sideshow Exclusive from 2018 after accidentally forgetting Easter (oops 🙃). This chaotic throwback delivers a buffet of classic DV insanity: livestream meltdowns, savage dads, titty streamer trauma, Uber racism drama, and—because it’s Florida—political beef involving anal bleaching accusations and Hitler comparisons. Basically: vintage […]
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🎧Episode Summary 🔥 Episode Highlights 🎵 Sponsored by: BrixPix 📱 Listener Interaction 💬 Texts & Voicemails 🎙️ Classic DV Moments Referenced 💸 Support the Show 👉 distortedview.com👉 patreon.com/distortedview 📞 Get Involved 🧠 Links: BrixPix On Youtube: Check Out His Music BrixPix On Spotify: Check Out His Music! Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, […]
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🎧Episode Summary Hey freaks! Timmy Boo decided to ruin everything good about podcasting by turning today’s episode into a full-blown Broadway-style musical nightmare — and honestly… it kinda works. From emotional ballads about prolapse audio to a tragic mug opera and an attempted on-air murder, this is easily one of the dumbest (and greatest) things […]
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