Distorted View Daily
An Adult Comedy Podcast For Freaks!
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On Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily Show Notes – Monday, December 8, 2025Host: Tim HensonEpisode type: Free show / Adult comedy podcast / NSFW bizarre news, internet weirdos & Christmas misery It’s the start of the 12 Deals of Distorted View Daily and Tim is kicking off the holidays by dangling promo codes in front […]
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On Today’s Show: On today’s show: 💋 Hand Pussy & “Podcasturbation” Guy ReturnsRichard is back with a fresh episode of his masturbation-only show, complete with “hand pussy” talk, baby voice humiliation, and a formal “No Pussy Pledge” for self-described beta male wankers. Tim reads the pledge, riffs on the mantras, and imagines Mr. Rogers calmly […]
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On Today’s Show: Tim pops in with a quick update: today’s Sideshow-exclusive episode is running a little behind schedule, so this morning you’re getting a Best Of — and for once, everyone gets to hear it. Sideshow freaks, don’t panic: your new episode will still hit later this afternoon. Friday’s show should drop at the […]
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On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: On the show today: All that plus your voicemails, texts to 4-Hairy-Cunt, end-of-show jingles, and the eternal search for the perfect goddamn sink color. A listeners $25,000 sink suggestion: 00:00:00 Whhhaaaat Wednesday Deals: Last Chance To Save On Sideshow Membership 00:58:14 Introduction 03:02:06 Kitchen Reno Woes / Accused Of […]
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On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show Cyber Monday Sideshow Deals & Support Listener Interaction 00:00:00 The DV Store: shop.distortedview.com 00:29:13 Introduction 01:57:00 Pooping Out A Fererro Rocher Chocolate Ball 03:00:22 MAGA Republic Penis Trainer 05:57:08 Showing Off STD’s On You Livestream 19:13:05 How Not To Pickup Women 24:06:09 Allergic To Virtual Reality Food 29:32:0...
On Today’s Show: Tim kicks things off with a Black Friday mega-sale announcement and a reminder that fun shopping is mandatory. Sideshow memberships are massively discounted (33% off monthly, yearly & lifetime). Plus, the 2025 Distorted View Store is officially open with new merch, embroidered hats, shirts, drinkware, pillows, and more. After the sales pitch […]
On Today’s Show: Thanks to today’s sponsor, longtime freak Alirio, we’re finally tackling the massive backlog of DV voicemails — and we’re starting all the way back in 2017. Yes, Tim chokes on mucus, dredges up ancient listener messages, resurrects dead callers, goes off on a Tourette’s documentary detour, and somehow still barely gets through […]
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On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off Thanksgiving week by revisiting his dark past as an AOL “please don’t cancel” ghoul, then dives headfirst into the rancid online worlds of dog-abusing TikTok goblins, neo-Nazi child recruiters, and Jeffrey Epstein’s inbox cosplay. Plus: highway exhibitionism, old-school DV prank calls, and why Tim’s eyeballs sometimes decide to go […]
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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 AdamEve.Com Promo Code: FREAK – 50% OFF 00:17:01 Introduction 02:55:13 Sex Toy Butthole Boomboxes 09:41:04 Banging Your Stepdaughter To Bring Mommy Home – From Efukt 14:45:02 Man Upset With The Weather Takes It Out On Everyone 17:18:14 Christian Complaining About Halloween At The City Council 21:22:07 White Supremacist At A City […]
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🎙️ On Today’s Show: Tim returns for a Wednesday packed with fragile masculinity, cursed cosmetics, Disney cultists, and a Florida threesome meltdown. AdamAndEve.com is wrapping up their DV sponsorship, so Tim urges you to snag your discounted sex toys with promo code FREAK. MEN’S “NOT MAKEUP” MAKEUPTim reviews a social media ad for KLYR, a […]
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On Today’s Show: On today’s show: Sponsor / Links: Contact / Community: Chapters / Timestamps: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:50:07 Today’s Listener Sponsor: The Jamhole: thejamhole.com 04:23:11 6 7 Is Dumb And Demonic – Satan’s Chant! 10:46:13 A Lesbian’s Life Is Ruined Because Of The Internet 16:19:14 Tonetta Is Back After Being Victimized (In A Good Way?) […]
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On Today’s Show: Today’s episode of Distorted View Daily is brought to you by AdamAndEve.com — your final chance to use promo code FREAK for 50% off nearly any item, plus free gifts and free shipping. Go fill those holes for the holidays. Hey Freaks! Tim back at the end of the week with a […]
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On Today’s Show: 🚗 Rental Car & Tire Nightmare 💉 Mom’s Cancer Update 🙏 TikTok Holy Ghost Prayer Stream 🎶 Linda Finkel Hall of Fame: Pedo Death Metal 🧠 Galileo2333’s Hot Take on Mexico’s President 📰 News #1 – UK to Ban Choking / Suffocation Porn 📰 News #2 – Facebook Sperm Market (“Sperm Vending […]
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On Today’s Show: Tim opens with a fresh intro explaining why you’re getting a classic instead of a new show: We then jump back to Tuesday, March 8, 2016, Sideshow-era Sextastic Tuesday. Opening / Twitter & Period Blood Diva Cup Slam Poetry Sextastic Clips: Tourette’s & Teeny Peenies Sextastic Story: Abraham Lincoln Presidential Fuck Machine […]
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On Today’s Show: 🧠 Episode Summary Tim dives deep into the deranged world of Bob Hickman, the Indianapolis cult oddity who famously claims that “God entered into my body like a body my same size, like me floating into you or you floating into me.” From his self-painted “holy van” to his vibrating skin and […]
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On Today’s Show: Tim delivers a packed midweek show filled with vengeance, vile curses, AI abortions, and bowel emergencies. Sponsored by “Freeloading Fucktard,” today’s DV opens with a dramatic, Shakespearean-style monologue addressed to “Aaron,” a former friend who betrayed a fellow listener — ending with a literal shit curse. From there, the show spirals into […]
On Today’s Show: DV Community Texts & Voicemails (Highlights) 00:00:00 Shop.GetGoodFeels.Com – 20% Off Your Order – PROMO CODE FREAK 00:10:12 Introduction 02:15:12 Sponsor: Satan’s Porthole / Happy Birthday Special K! 04:09:20 Antifa Has Put A Hit Out On Meade Skelton 12:05:19 Upset Because She Isn’t Wifey Material 16:13:17 Old White People Will Call ICE […]
On Today’s Show: Date: Friday, October 31, 2025 • Sponsor: Sideshow listener Bellboy (Lifetime Member) Cold Open Special(ish) Guest: Satan (…briefly) Holiday Hellfire Viral Clip Commentary: DoorDash “Assault” News Buffet (Short & Twisted) Sideshow & Support Text & Voicemail Lines 00:00:05 Introduction 00:24:02 Berry Popobawas! 02:05:24 Theme / Today’s Sponsor 03:49:14 The Bat Winged D...
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Text DV: 442-479-2868 (4-HAIRYCUNT) 00:18:08 Introduction 01:47:24 Popper Sex / Emptying Your Bowels 06:34:19 Bizarre Sex Toys: Sticks Of Butter / Pencils / Furby’s 10:18:10 Pro MAGA UFC fighter Turns His Back On Trump 16:01:03 A Fat Mermaid Plays Victim Under The Sea 20:23:05 Are Borax Enemas A good Idea? Answer: […]
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