Distorted View Daily
An Adult Comedy Podcast For Freaks!
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Tim’s Rant: Trump’s New Holidays Audio Clips: Explicit and Absurd News Stories Voicemails Support the Show 00:00:00 Introduction 02:06:17 Trump Fumbles On His Newest US Holidays 07:49:02 Awkward Verbal Gay Dad Sex 12:01:09 Laying An Egg For Your Mistress 12:45:14 Human And Dog Shit Eater Andy Has Something To Say 16:44:03 Calling Dirty Butt Lover […]
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Today on the show: Also Featuring: 📞 Voicemail Shenanigans: DV freaks weigh in on Minecraft movies, Ben Affleck’s autistic performance, and public access sleaze pioneer Al Goldstein. 00:00:00 Introduction 02:05:01 Lanky Loaf Bread 04:59:05 Meade’s New Song All About His Credit Card Fraud 10:05:03 Grandpa Teaches You A Lesson (And Other Weird Erotic Old Man […]
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On Today’s Episode: 00:00:00 Do You Know The Pretzel Man? / Introduction 02:55:20 An X Rated Interview With A Country Singer 10:36:24 The Face Filter That Makes You Look Like You Have Down Syndrome 15:36:12 Super Jock Itch Continues 20:48:09 Showdown At McDonalds 27:41:04 Sign Up For The Sideshow 29:24:22 Doing Jello Shots At The […]
On Today’s Episode:Tim wrestles with a disturbing dream where he becomes the world’s most racist supervillain, Malario, a mosquito-shooting menace bent on African domination. Also, Dove thinks your emojis aren’t inclusive enough, and Tim has thoughts. Spoiler: He’s not thrilled about customizing tiny cartoon faces. Plus: Voicemails Today: Listeners debate the legal and ethical complications […]
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On Today’s Show: News Highlights: Listener Calls: Haley’s Comet drops a very problematic voicemail. Kickstart addictions, Cactus Cooler cravings, and a potential 20th Anniversary Roast of Tim? (Spoiler: Tim roasts YOU instead.) 00:00:00 Introduction 02:41:15 Unocvering New Material From Viral Favorites / The Unsavory Chef 07:01:05 The Return Of John Dakers / Woody Woodpecker 11:56:05 […]
This was originally posted on 4/16 for Sideshow members. I’m releasing this as a Bonus episode for everyone to give you freaks an idea of what Bonus Segment podcasts are like. If you enjoy this: Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today’s Bonus Segment: DV Sideshow Bonus: Katy Perry Launches Into the Void (and So […]
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On Today’s Show: It’s a jam-packed Friday freakout featuring haunted abortions, ghost grandkids, pervy American men in Ukraine, and the eternal struggle of pre-ordering a Nintendo Switch 2 without losing your mind—or your place in the checkout queue. Listener Voicemails: Join the Freak Army! Get Sideshow exclusive episodes, bonus segments, and other weird goodies.📲 Sign […]
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On Today’s Show: 🧼 Voicemails from the Freak Army: 00:00:00 AdamEve.Com – Promo Code FREAK for 50% Off / Free Shipping 03:48:21 Every Thought In Your Head Is Put There By Satan 09:53:23 An Arkansas Incest Police Call 16:54:03 Violence Erupts At A “Stop The Violence” Event 19:07:02 Christian TikTok Did Not Like The Movie […]
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On Today’s Show: 🌈 Introducing Olo: The Unseeable New Color Between Blue and Green Scientists have allegedly discovered a new color between blue and green, called Olo. But there’s a catch—you’ll need to get lasers blasted into your eyeballs to see it. Tim compares this breakthrough to his own discovery of the number “Leavenge.” Advantage: […]
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On Today’s Show: 🎧 Highlights & Clips: 🧬 “We’re up all night to get AIDS!” – Tim discovers an ancient high school science video with Daft Punk, abstinence, and full-blown cringe. 🪐 “What are women doing in space—menstruating?” – Jesse Lee Peterson fears a future where periods orbit Earth. Tim breaks down this idiocy, blow […]
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On Today’s Show: Voicemail Highlights: Another caller explains why cats are great (clean assholes!) and chats bestiality on Discord. 🐱💬🐐 Freak deals with a gold-digging ex-girlfriend who tried to stick him with all the bills. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
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Presented by AdamandEve.com – Promo Code: FREAK On today’s floppy, free, and fabulously unhinged episode of Distorted View Daily: 💎 Butthole Bedazzling & Colon CatastrophesTim checks in on beloved fisting icon HungerFF, who recently suffered a shower douche disaster that tore up his tender chute. Now facing a temporary hiatus from deep anal spelunking, Hunger […]
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On Today’s Episode: Buckle up your buttflaps, Freaks—Tim is back with a scat-tastic start to the week, courtesy of a listener who dug up the internet’s most nauseating gem: Community Toilet, a man who turns his digestive misfortunes into fetish content. Yes, poop is involved. A lot of it. And so are gagging sounds. You’re […]
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On Today’s Show: n Today’s Show:💀 NYC proves once again it’s a hellscape of horrors: one man dies on the subway, and two others take turns robbing and defiling his corpse. Real Weekend at Bernie’s vibes, minus the whimsy. ✈️ A 60-minute mid-air masturbation marathon leaves a luxury fashion CEO traumatized. American Airlines responded with: […]
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On Today’s Show: Musical Madness: WTF News Highlights: Also Featured: 🎶 Outro Song:“Sweet Dreams” Nestlé jingle remix from hell.🔥 “It will rape your mind” – an actual line from the DV intro. Consider yourself warned. 💥 Join the Sideshow!Get bonus segments and exclusive episodes all week long.Sign up at https://www.distortedview.com or in-app via Spotify or […]
On Today’s Show: Happy Monday, Freaks! Tim Henson is back to kick off the week with a colonic explosion of stories that’ll make you laugh, gag, and rethink your decor choices. On today’s show: Plus:🏠 Tim and his mom recount the family’s bold interior design choices, including a red-carpeted Spanish-themed trailer with iron décor and […]
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🎙️ Distorted View Daily – Classic Episode from April 1, 2015💀 “You’re listening to the festering, rotting corpse of a long-expired episode…” In This Time-Warped Episode:Tim finds himself trapped in a podcasting purgatory — doomed to read the same bizarre news story over and over (and over) again. Is it déjà vu? A glitch in […]
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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:55:07 Jesse Lee Peterson’s Amazing Sponsorship! 09:01:24 Woman Throws Dog Poop At Woman And Child 16:27:18 Screaming At A Toddler Regarding Your Hatred For Canada 18:05:02 Breaking Bongs For Elon Musk 20:32:21 Muslim Woman Has Trouble Eating On The Beach 24:42:07 Dianetics Commercial From The 80’s / 90’s 26:36:13 Sign […...
Happy April Fool’s Day, Freaks! Tim is back (and sort of better) after an ass-blasting weekend of illness and sulfur burps, and he’s ready to test the limits of his digestive system with gas station hashbrowns. What could possibly go wrong? Today’s episode is an epic sci-fi clusterfuck, and yes, Tim once again saves the […]
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On Today’s Show: Hey Freaks! Tim kicks off this week after battling some serious stomach issues—complete with vivid audio proof! Today’s throwback takes us back to the infamous Lenovo computer saga of 2013. Relive Tim’s legendary frustration with Lenovo’s customer service, or as some employees pronounce it, “Lenobo.” Highlights Include: All this plus twisted news […]
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