Distorted View Daily
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On Today’s Show: Cold Open Sponsors & Support Main Segments 1) “Gourmet Out of Nothing” (…from a can) 2) Mom Check-In ❤️ 3) Mugshot Mayhem 🚔💦 (Content warning: slurs, bodily fluids) 4) Baby Andy Update 📞🍼 5) Keanu Close Call 😬🚗 6) “Who’s White?” with Nick Fuentes 🙄 7) Crazy Bizarre Twist-’em-Ups (News) Voicemails 00:00:02 […]
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On the Show Today: 🕯 Farewell to a Legend: Adam & Eve’s Final Blowout After 15+ glorious years of dildos, anal beads, and promo code FREAK, Adam & Eve is ending its long-running sponsorship of DV. Tim takes a moment to grieve the relationship the only way he knows how — with a Boyz II […]
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Sponsor: Quantum Energy Squares — 10g of protein, 100mg caffeine. Use code FREAK for 25% off. On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Sponsor: QuantumSquares.com – Get 25% Off With Promo Code FREAK 00:19:20 Introduction 02:21:11 What The Hell Does This Listener Sponsor Want? 03:26:08 The Wheel Of Misery Returns 07:39:11 A New DV Number To Remember: 4-HAIRYCUNT […]
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Sponsor: Old Glory — use code FREAK for 15% off at OldGlory.com On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Awesome Pop Culture Apparel – OldGlory.Com PROMO CODE: FREAK 00:17:09 Introduction 02:02:03 Listener Sponsor – Clamp Down On That Tit Audio 06:08:20 Racist Drunk Nurse Loses Her Job 12:20:13 Alexyss K Tylor Talks About Halloween Pussy 20:26:05 Parking Lot […]
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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 00:00:00 Wednesday Movie Matinee 00:18:14 QuantumSquares.Com Get 25% Off With Promo Code FREAK 00:38:04 Introduction 02:07:18 Today’s DV Listener Sponsor: Brandon! 03:06:17 What Is your Masturbation Number? 06:27:00 Tim Henson Fit N’ Lean 10:39:13 Big Douche Is Watching My Appliance Usage 15:30:04 Trans-Wheelchair User Tip...
On Today’s Show: Sponsor: Good Feels THC-infused seltzer — use promo code FREAK for 20% off at shop.getgoodfeels.com (21+) 00:00:00 Get 20% Off! Promo Code Freak – Shop.GetGoodFeels.Com 00:16:07 Introduction 03:01:13 Mom Made It Through Her Surgery – BUT AT WHAT COST? RIP Diane Keaton 04:29:22 Mom’s Last Meal – KFC: Featuring A Slobbering Ghoul […]
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On Today’s Show: 1) Brad Carter Prank-Crimes… featuring “Tim Henson from Distorted View” 2) Bodycam Gold: “I Work for an Alarm Company… I Don’t Have a Job” 3) Stephen Dawson vs. The Photoshoppers 4) Tay-Tay’s “Good Wood” (Satire, calm down, Swifties) 5) Bizarre Crime: “We Love Jesus” Kidnapper Sentenced Quickies Community & Voicemails Today’s hotline […]
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🌿 Show Sponsor Today’s episode is brought to you by Good Feels, the THC-infused seltzer that keeps you mellow without the hangover. High-flavored sips for a feel-good buzz. Zero calories, zero sugar, zero alcohol—just promo code FREAK for 20% off. https://shop.getgoodfeels.com/ On Today’s Show: 1) Brad Carter Prank-Crimes… featuring “Tim Henson from Distorted View” 2) […]
🌿 Show Sponsor Today’s episode is brought to you by Good Feels, the THC-infused seltzer that keeps you mellow without the hangover. High-flavored sips for a feel-good buzz. Zero calories, zero sugar, zero alcohol—just promo code FREAK for 20% off. https://shop.getgoodfeels.com/ 🎙️ On Today’s Episode 💬 Sponsor Shoutouts DV Listener “Your Little Honey” – Today’s […]
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On Today’s Show: Listener Sponsorship Today’s episode is sponsored by DV listener Yay, who had a very specific request: let Rod Urpay handle the Sideshow ad read. Mission accomplished. Want to sponsor a DV episode? It’s only $25! Watch: Proximity Chat Cause Mass Pandemonium Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
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On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off October with one of the most sadistic “Test of Patience” bits yet—an extended, soul-crushing string of parody covers of Cherebra Venti’s viral 2015 anthem “I Don’t Know.” Every possible genre gets the treatment: Top 40 pop, ska revival, throat singing, nu-metal, redneck country, even a Christian praise remix where […]
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On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off the week with: a cheeseburger-fueled stabbing, a trailer-park throuple meltdown, Starbucks as culture-war Thunderdome, and Trump signal-boosting an obviously fake “med bed” AI video using his own fake voice. Plus: a brief (good!) mom/cancer update, UK listeners trolling Tim into doing UK content, a cyclist shoved into a canal, […]
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Today on the Show Cold Open & Setup Segment 1 — The Rapture That Wasn’t Pull Quote: “Jesus Palooza was allegedly a two-day event—gotta keep the heavenly traffic orderly.” Segment 2 — World Premiere: Meade Skelton — “Distorted View Daily” Segment 3 — AI-Generated XXX Ornaments Segment 4 — Liquid Ass at School (Florence, SC) […]
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On The Show Today: Plus: What defines the “eras” of Distorted View? (Hint: all of them are terrible). Implantable sleep apnea devices vs. CPAP masks. GLP-1 shots as the perfect scam: insurance-funded weight loss! Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
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On Today’s Show: Plus: Tim contemplates a queer/trans/furry exile country (pedos not invited). Listener sponsorship from Unsafe Volvo Gal (with a side of Stephen Dawson content). Voicemails about ass-wiping techniques, weight-loss injections, porn-on-laptops during doggy style, and one very pissed bed partner. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
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On Today’s Show Cold Open / Fake Ads Hooligans / Hoolihans/ Hannigan’s / Lannigals / Bannister’s / Bennigan’s: Caldessavilles drunkiverse expands (speed pukatoriums, propane “napalm kamikazes,” AA chip trade-ups, full-contact bowling, DUI derby). Tim’s Life / Ashtabula Update Mom doing “as good as could be expected”: infection/“water on the brain” cleared; scan shows significant shrinkage […]
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On Today’s Show: Emotional Support Beverage asked for a replay of DV from August 30, 2013—the one with Tim’s drunk-lady rant and a Vianetta aside for the ages. Tim opens with context on the long, weird history of the fancy-not-fancy ice-cream loaf (MIA in the U.S. back then; back on shelves in the late 2010s—availability […]
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Today on the Show: Episode Summary Tim kicks off the week from Ashtabula with a shorter Monday show, but still packed with strange clips, bizarre arrests, and completely unhinged behavior. We start with the shocking (and sad) downfall of Irene Bedard, the voice actress behind Disney’s Pocahontas, who was caught on police bodycam footage shouting […]
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Today on the Show: On Today’s Show Birthday requests and DV memories from longtime freaks. International Edition (per sponsor Whimsical) Germany’s booming sausage vending machine industry. Amsterdam’s massive porn convention: burnout, AI sex avatars, and performers hospitalized after 583-man gang bangs. Japan’s now-defunct “Rental Kowaihito” service letting you hire intimidating tough guys to settle disputes. […]
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Today on the Show: Cold Open Sponsor Tim’s Opening Rant: TikTok’s Hospital Catalog Phase Dysfunction Junction: Debra & Daryl Snorlax/“Garrett” Update (Slime Rapper) Holy Spirit Hijinks News Buffet (3 quick hits) Archive Pulls & Gross-Out Corner Sideshow & Support Listener Voicemails (Highlights) Pull Quotes Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
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