Distorted View Daily
An adult comedy podcast featuring the weirdest stuff around the Internet. WTF and cringe audio, weird news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks.
Episodes
October 2, 2023 • 50 mins
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:36:15.38 Teenage Tim Explains His Computer Porn Collection To His Sister 00:05:57:24.79 Christian Chipmunk Bops 00:08:33:02.52 A 1970’s Goat Preacher’s Sermon About Visiting A Mental Institution And Witnessing The Demonic 00:15:08:20.13 The Sounds Of Deaf Church Are Actually Quite Loud 00:17:49:07.74 Galileo Thinks Allegations Against Russell Brand Are True And Ho...
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September 29, 2023 • 49 mins
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:18:20.24 Alexyss K Tylor Watched DV’s Video On Her 00:06:37:18.79 The Political Candidate Getting Fingered And Banged On Chaturbate 00:12:11:02.35 More Tiktok Mental Disorder Fakers 00:14:58:07.12 Sticking A Finger In Someone’s Butt Is Not A Tourette’s Tic 00:16:22:07.27 The Woman With A Bird As An Alter Is Back 00:18:55:22.71 Ginger Depp Stars In The Pirate...
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September 28, 2023 • 42 mins
On Today’s Show: Heya! Got a Best Of Show for your Thursday. Sideshow members are getting a brand new episode of DV a little later today. Want to hear it? Sign up for the Sideshow! Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted View! Become a True and Honorable Freak: Sign Up For The Sideshow
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September 27, 2023 • 58 mins
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:00:20.17 I’ve Been Infected With The Woke Mind Virus: I’m Afraid My Dogs Are Going To Cancel Me 00:07:54:23.69 This Country Needs To Start Innovating Again! Let’s Start With Arm Rests On Toilets 00:11:16:17.01 I’m Cranking Because I’m Teething 00:12:27:08.45 Whiny Drunk Woman Arrested – Transforms Into Banshee In Cop Car 00:21:19:21.21 Cryi...
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September 25, 2023 • 59 mins
On Today’s Show: 00:03:49:03.76 Training AI To Impersonate Meade Skelton Like Timmyboo 00:09:11:04.18 Checking In With Incels On Yotube: Are Women Useless? 00:18:24:03.02 The Best Casey Kasem Outtake 00:21:49:06.35 The Drama Surrounding Casey Kasem’s Death 00:37:09:16.76 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:38:48:09.04 Wingsuit Diver Loses Head 14,000 Feet In The Air 00:43:22:05.62 Hundreds Of Latex Pup Mask Wearing Submissive ...
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September 22, 2023 • 50 mins
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:10:01.10 Is Meade Cheating On His Weigh In? 00:09:10:22.19 Our Next President Is A CIA Operative, Navy Seal, And Magic Water Inventor 00:19:08:22.33 Incel Creeps On Teenage Girls / Rages Out 00:26:24:05.22 White Preacher Explains How Slavery Was Good For Black People 00:30:18:02.45 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:31:58:07.30 Women Are Moving Their Belly Buttons 00:35:51:04.02 So...
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September 20, 2023 • 51 mins
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:49:19.05 Tim’s Having Trouble Talking 00:06:23:02.77 When You Can’t Clean Your Penis Properly, Extreme Measures Need To Be Taken 00:09:54:12.45 A Butthole AIDS Memorial Sculpture Made The News 00:14:23:13.49 Getting Off To Pretty Girls Urging You To Kill Yourself 00:16:47:15.14 Stretch Mark Fetish / Office Supply Erotica 00:19:10:16.28 The Daniel Larson College Ar...
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September 18, 2023 • 48 mins
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:19:07.10 Trans People With Unique Opinions 00:07:14:04.33 Trans Person Keeps Pooping They Self 00:12:41:15.12 Demons Are Trying (And Succeeding) To Ruin Meade’s Diet 00:20:02:00.71 Christian Screaming 30,000 Feet In The Air 00:22:09:06.62 Is The Hulk Retarded? 00:24:26:10.16 Stomach Inflation Fetish 00:29:36:04.01 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:31:13:09.30 Say Booblejuice...
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September 15, 2023 • 51 mins
On Today’s Show: I 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:40:04.48 What’s Gamestop Ma’am Up To Today? 00:09:17:24.44 Thursday Lane’s New Gender Food Theory 00:16:57:00.18 Update On The Guy Who Has Sex With His Car 00:26:04:17.75 Angry Mayor Freak Out 00:29:17:16.04 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:30:29:11.27 Drug Fueled Orgies, Corpses, And Kids Sleeping In The Closet 00:35:47:24.29 AI Wrote An Insensitive Obitu...
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September 15, 2023 • 39 mins
On Today’s Show: It’s Best-Of show time! Fear not, I’ll be back later today with a brand new episode. Sit tight and enjoy this reheated slop of a podcast… On Today’s Distorted View: Transwomen Goes All Hulk Smash At a Gamestop Fucking a Reptilian Impregnanti a Vegetable And It’s ok to use racial slurs if a black person made you breakfast as a child Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new wa...
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September 13, 2023 • 49 mins
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:57:19.51 The Rim Job Actress Supports Danny Masterson 00:15:44:01.12 An Inbred Family Update 00:20:23:02.09 Trans Woman On Drugs Has Shards Of Glass In Her Feet 00:25:55:16.51 A Truly Chaotic 9/11 Tribute From Devon 00:29:00:12.40 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:31:04:08.74 Give Me Free Crazy Bread Or I’ll Shoot! 00:36:49:04.31 A Sexy Political Scandal In Virginia 00:41:31...
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September 11, 2023 • 62 mins
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:54:16.52 Happy September 11 To You And Yours 00:04:23:21.32 Linda Finkle’s 9/11 Tribute Song 00:07:50:07.78 I Am A True Optimist / Picking Up Hundreds Of Lottery Tickets 00:13:38:17.33 A Christian Romantic Drama Film Goes Horribly Wrong 00:39:31:09.17 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:41:09:03.57 More Like Danny Master-Son-Of-A-BITCH Rapist, AMIRITE? 00:47:10:07.29 Farting D...
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September 7, 2023 • 54 mins
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:08:03.22 Shopping Around For The Best Doggy Cremation Prices 00:08:32:15.74 The Tim Reaper Strikes Again 00:11:10:15.09 Meade Should Model His Career After Jimmy Buffett 00:14:31:09.71 Intergalactic Pronoun Freakout 00:23:36:04.42 An Amazon Delivery Gets Physical 00:28:54:17.63 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:30:36:07.12 Walking Across The Ocean In A Giant Hamster Wheel 00:35:15...
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September 5, 2023 • 55 mins
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:03:19:01.65 A Weekend Full Of Dead Musicians And Dead Dogs 00:06:40:04.43 Pounded In The Twat By My Pumpkin Spice Latte 00:17:56:18.37 Adam And Eve! Promo Code: FREAK – Get 50% Off 00:19:00:00.48 Our Favorite Fart Loving Incel Is Back Out Of Youtube Retirement 00:23:15:02.10 When You’re So Frustrated, The Viagra Doesn’t Work 00:29:05:12.23 A M...
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September 4, 2023 • 48 mins
On Today’s Show: I’ve got a Best Of Show for your labor day! Enjoy, and I’ll be back tomorrow with a new episode for everyone. Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted View! Become a True and Honorable Freak: Sign Up For The Sideshow
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September 1, 2023 • 50 mins
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:48:10.63 My Decrepit Gremlin Dog 00:06:12:00.06 Depend Adult Diaper Packaging 00:09:09:09.31 Couch Humping In VR 00:10:57:17.17 Trying to Buy A Virtual Baby In Second Life 00:13:39:06.50 Man Tells Girlfriend Her Vagina Stinks, She Immediately Gets On Tiktok 00:15:44:00.46 A Documentary About How A 95 Year Old Man Has Sex 00:21:22:15.69 Twitch Streamer Gets Banned 00:26:08:09....
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August 30, 2023 • 48 mins
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:39:17.40 I Had Lunch With A Phone Loser 00:06:20:23.10 Don’t Get Sucked Up Into The Anus Vacuum 00:11:53:04.52 A New Type Of Shit-Based Mathematics 00:16:11:05.78 20 Seconds With Tamir 00:17:03:21.58 Methany St. Narcan Pops By For A Visit 00:20:10:04.18 Is Babestation Turning Into Boystation? 00:22:01:13.66 Linda Finkle Fall Of Fame Song: I Love The Cum In My Girl 00:24...
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August 28, 2023 • 52 mins
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:04:07:23.32 Oven-Based Erotica (Dutch, Convection, Microwave, Etc) 00:12:26:16.57 The Dumbest Turn-Offs For Women (Ick) 00:19:42:11.42 Adult Baby Diaper Lover Diaper Reviews and Raps 00:22:43:24.14 An Adult Baby Diaper Lover Video Game Is In The Works 00:30:27:24.70 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:32:11:16.30 Penis Pinching Is A Crime! 00:36:10:18.07 A Porch Pirate Strole An Actual...
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August 25, 2023 • 51 mins
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:53:21.58 Virtual Telephone Representatives 00:13:40:21.58 Evil AI System Won’t Let Man Enjoy His Post Orgasm Bliss 00:16:26:15.26 Futanari Fanatic Pleasured Himself To Some SHE-NIS 00:18:30:01.09 A Bowl of Cocoa Testicles Cereal And Milk 00:22:09:03.70 Futaloving Boy Poonani 00:23:25:01.33 Auto Fellatio Gagging Sounds 00:27:56:22.47 Sign Up For The Sideshow! SuperFreakS...
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August 23, 2023 • 52 mins
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:09:24.52 Pickle Conspiracy 00:09:07:11.79 Christian Only Fans 00:14:32:18.06 A Teacher’s Constructive Criticism 00:17:37:17.05 Chartered Boat Captain Loses His Cool 00:20:12:24.73 Drunk Woman Confuses Driver’s License With Toilet Wipes 00:30:41:11.65 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:32:43:06.78 Stung By 2000 Bees 00:36:18:20.44 Killed Over A $2 Little Debbie Snack Cak...
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