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On Today’s Show: Start Name 0:00 Introduction 1:58 Raped By Bigfoot 8:43 Bigfoot Sexual Assault Survivor Has a Pet Raven 11:14 Youtubers Get Rid Of Adopted Son 26:26 Epic Snot Rocket 28:24 Sign Up For The Sideshow – Tim’s Daily Embarassing Plea For Cash 29:45 Shoe Stealing And Flip-Flop Fucking 34:04 Dumb Kids Getting Spider […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Memorial Day: I Don’t Like The Government Telling Me When To Remember Things Frankie The Weatherman Has a Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame Father Finding Out That Expensive Diamond Bracelet your Boyfriend Got You Was Fake Missing The Days When You Could Hold Strangers Babies Roving Gangs Of Aggressive Rat Armies Hypnotic […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: $150,000 To Look Like A Plastic K-Pop Singer Gay Bukbang Drama A Pandemic Haircut May Have Caused Massive Covid-19 Exposure Drowning Your Child To Death – Twice Having Good Enough Dick Game To Harm A Horse BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Check Out The Amazing Bike Pump Music Channel Which Child Actor’s Music Album Was So Bad It Was Only Released In Japan? A Deer-identifying Trans Woman Is Helping Set Twitch Policy A Governor Gets Mike Hunt-ed Hot Russian Nurse Will Making Pulling The Plug Just a Little Easier Another Butt Injection Disaster […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Trump Is On That Good Stuff Sucking Down Sling-Shotted Semen Filled Condom Introducing A Multi-Dimensional Dream Warrior You Can’t Call Someone A Whore And Not Expect Repercussions Grocery Shopper Making A Stand Against Wearing A Mask Mouth Kissing Strangers While Practicing Social Distancing A Stadium Full Of Sex Dolls BE A PART […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Enjoy today’s Best-Of Show! I’ll be doing a Sideshow-exclusive program tomorrow, but will make up for the lack of new DV this weekend. BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: I Have A Structured Settlement And I Need Cheddar Biscuits Now! Alex Jones Ass Eating Remixes: See Below For Embedded Videos Crippled Children In Heaven Now That’s What I Call An Asian Stereotype 2! The Brethren Of The Accused Has Come For The Clucking Chicken Lady A Very Polite Cannibal Using Fake […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Tonetta Is Making Cum Art Today Bipolar Woman Vs. Officer Douchebag Small Dick Rim Job Ass Sprinkle Surprise Double Rainbow Dude Died Our Second Favorite Televangelist Stroked Out My Ghost Girlfriend And I Can’t Stop Fucking In The BOOdroom, GET IT?  

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: What Did I Find In My Butt? The Erotic Sounds Of Fat People Breathing While Trying To Walk The Wails Of A Wild Karen Growing Thick Beards To Keep Gay Demons Away Which Celebrity Busted His Asshole Wide Open? Your Position Has Been Compromised Due To Your Loud Farting   BECAUSE DV […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: All My Friends Are Dead Or Blind Caren Pens A Blog Post Demanding Ya’ll Stop Baking Bread Another Awful Moment In Local Government Music Videos Virgin Couple Discuss All The Sex They Aren’t Having Area Woman’s Pussy Is On Fire The Toilet Flush Heard During a Supreme Court Case   BECAUSE DV […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: I Unbox A Vibrator Christian Ventriloquism Comedy Albums Bitch Mom Won’t Let Her Son Play With Guns Satan Is a Worm Murder Hornets Are Here To Fuck 2020 Some More Licking Quarters While Waiting For Your Italian Sub   BECAUSE DV GIVES A SHIT: DV listener Matt The Manager is a Realtor […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Alex Jones Is Ready To Eat Ass. Please Make Some Remixes: Folk Songs of the Mentally and Physically Disabled Televangelist Kenneth Copeland Speaking In Tongues Semen Smoothies The Grim Reaper Is Visiting Florida Beaches Condom Usage Plummets   BECAUSE DV GIVES A SHIT: DV listener Matt The Manager is a Realtor and […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: The Gross Mouth Sounds Of Seafood Mukbanging Threatening Call Center Employees Over 5G Conspiracies Fat Women Feeling Body Shamed Over The Size of Cake Slices Spreading Shit To Save Lives Using Your Stimulus Money To Buy A Lesbian Some Drugs When A Car Tries To Sexually Seduce You   BECAUSE DV GIVES […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: America’s Favorite Heavily Crack Addicted Pillow Salesman CEO Meade Skelton’s Tribute To Melania Trump Work Your Jaw Out To Prevent COVID-19 AI Dick Doodling Trans woman Loses Suite Over Scrotal Waxing   BECAUSE DV GIVES A SHIT: DV listener Matt The Manager is a Realtor and because of the COVID-19 Pandemic his […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Eating Food, Pruking, And Crossdessing Blowies No Neck Eat Confronts His Lady About Her Ass Breath Abortion And Gays Caused COVID-19 Let The Men Do The Pandemic Grocery Shopping Bathing In Bleach: A Good Goopy Idea?   BECAUSE DV GIVES A SHIT: DV listener Matt The Manager is a Realtor and because […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Obama, Pence, And Aliens Form An Intergalactic Sex Trafficking Syndicate Fat Hairy Belching Beauties It’s Hard to Concentrate Having Sex When Your Neighbor Is Screaming At You Have Your Toes Fallen Off? You Might Have COVID-19 Getting Naked And Drunk With Corpses   BECAUSE DV GIVES A SHIT: DV listener Matt The […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Now’s The Time To Invest In Oil Futures Or Something The Mukbanging Drama Queen Gays Are At It Again Shaming Your Son After Finding His Pocket Pussy And Dick Cream Women Are Slobs Frozen II: Kama Sutra Edition   BECAUSE DV GIVES A SHIT: DV listener Matt The Manager is a Realtor […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Exposing Tragedy Psychic Frauds Not The Good Kind Of Dick Smashing L. Ron Hubbard’s Sweet Baritone Singing Voice Losing Your Newborn Baby Under The Seat of Your Car Home Depot Shitter Spycams BECAUSE DV GIVES A SHIT: DV listener Matt The Manager is a Realtor and because of the COVID-19 Pandemic his […]