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March 21, 2011 51 mins
Carmen drops a bomb on Eat My Pagan Ass in this episode!!  She's leaving the show to travel the world with some crazy band of "famous" pagans (she won't say who) doing miracles in places of need.  It's all very mysterious, and Lucky wonders if Grannylicious has anything to do with it.  Speaking of Grannylicious, EMPA fan Fire Lyte reveals a tasty tidbit of gossip -- tho we'll save most of his story for another podcast.  Lucky is distraught about what's to come...or is he?  Maybe he planned this all along.  Maybe Carmen was just getting in the way of his glory.  In the meantime, we dish about fallen fashion icon John Galliano and his wicked Nazi ways. (Shame on you, buttercup! Lay off the sauce, sober up, own up, and move on! -- Take it from Lucky, who celebrates three years of sobriety this week!)

Lucky and Carmen also share some stories of how they have both had run-ins with the po-po lately...wtf?  No one went to jail, so things are looking up.  Hope springs eternal, and well that was another lame segue -- BLESSED SPRING EQUINOX all you fan-freaking-tastic EMPA listeners!!!

THIS IS NOT THE LAST EPISODE!  MORE IS ON THE WAY!!!

SPECIAL NOTE: This episode was recorded March 3, 2011, before the March 11 earthquake and tsunami that devastated northern Japan. Please send your prayers to the people and animals of that country. Also, if you can, please consider making a donation to any of the causes that are working to improve the situation in Japan. Here are two suggestions: (for the people) American Red Cross or (for the animals) Japan Earthquake Animal Rescue and Support. Featured Music: "Springtime for Hitler" from "The Producers" Broadway Cast Recording "Goodbye" from My Darkest Days Contact us or stay in the know: Email: eatmypaganass@gmail.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/eatmypaganasspodcast Twitter: http://twitter.com/eatmypaganass Web: http://eatmypaganass.com Recorded March 3, 2011 - Published: March 22, 2011
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