EP 449: Free Agents, Cremation, and VEGAS!!!!

Clayton is joined by Dale in this episode that went completely sideways!!!! SHOCKER

Episode Transcript

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We're called Eat Sleep Fantasy Fantasy FootballPodcast. My name is Dale.
It is March fourteenth. For youguys out there, break early. If
you're listening to us, first thingin the morning, welcome, good morning,
Eat your bacon and listen to Daleand Clayton chop it up talking about
free agency. There's a lot totalk about. Of course, you guys
know Clayton, he's here, andyou guys, if you guys remember me,

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it's been a while. I'm here. My name is Dale. I'm
gonna just let everybody know about youif they've already forgotten, just how Dale
demot works guys. So I'm Iwe talk all the time. So I
said, Dale, let's require He'slike, yeah, I'm ready. So
then you just ghost me the dayof all the time, ghost man.
So then finally I said, okay, I said, Dale, we got
to talk some free agents because I'mI want to talk because there's this free

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agency has been absolutely wild. Sohe says to me, Okay, earlier
the better, I said, okay, Well, Dale, I work until
three o'clock. So I said Icould go. I worked till like twa
sorry, two thirty. I couldgo by three o'clock. Okay, and
then I don't know if you missit was like earlier the better. I'm

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like, I just told you Iworked at you till two thirty. And
then he says, there's this yeah, two forty five. We're good.
You're so good for two forty five. No, No, I said three
o'clock, man, I said threeo'clock. I know, I know.
Hey, Look, I'm sorry forghosting you and bailing all the time.
You know, as I get older, you know, you want to be
the kind of guy that's like,you know, all I have is my
word type thing. Unfortunately, I'mnot that guy. You're definitely not that

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guy. Far from that guy.I give everybody my word and I always
go back on it. I havegood intentions. Look, I don't have
bad intentions. I try to bethe best friend I can be for everybody.
But I'm not a man of myword. And uh, you guys
are watching it firsthand. I listeneatsy fantasy. It did. Takes a
real mind to admit that day.So well, yeah, I'm probably you

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know, I fought it for along time and I think this is the
first time I said it out loud. I'm just not that guy. I'm
sorry. If you want a friendthat is true to his word, you
know, move, keep moving.Yeah. Podcast that says they're going to
record tomorrow. You know this isn'tthe podcast for you. We're going to
record when we can. And that'sabout it. Break You'll you'll hear from

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me and a lot more in Dale. I guarantee you that. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, Becauselook, the only reason I wanted to
come on the podcast day was talkabout Deontay Johnson getting traded to the Panthers.
Yeah. I don't think it's Idon't think it's terrible to be honest
with you, I think it's uh. I think that relationship soured from the
get go last year. Anyways,I just think it was irrepaarable. I

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could see him walking into this believeit or not. I think Panthers will
be are going to take a stepthis year. I do think that Bryce
Young is going to be better.I mean, we saw how well he
was doing with Adhaim Thielen. Nowyou're just putting another guy, Deontay Johnson
into the mix. I mean,let's be real. I mean he's only
what, he's twenty eight turning twentyeight this season. I mean, yeah,

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sure you can look at his numberslast year and say, oh,
this guy's this guy's he he's droppedoff. No, his team sucked last
year. I mean you're going fromquarterback to quarterback. There was no no
what's the word I'm looking for?No chemistry was anybody. Yeah. So,
I mean, I mean he's stillone of the best route runners in
the league, and I think Ithink going into this offense, I think

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he walks in and becomes immediately stepsin as Bryce Young's top target. And
I think we're going to see himcome back to that old Deontay Johnson that
he was Look, Deontay Johnson hasbeen pretty consistent since he's been in the
league for the last few years.I mean, he he was out a
few games last year. I thinkhe only paid what like twelve or thirteen
games last year. I don't havemy notes in front of you, but
you know, with those miss games, like if you just you know,

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taking his averages and put it backlike he's basically had pretty consistent numbers over
the years. Yeah, he had, you know, a few nice touchdowns
that really helped his fantasy point value, but overall, Deanta Johnson hasn't fallen
off, and you know, ifhe has a look what Adam Thieland did
with as bad as Bryce Young waslast year, like awesome, and Zeeland

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was at least the first half ofthe season. So I think if you
have a quarterback that'll feed you theyou know, Skuy's limit, I think
that's exactly what's going to happen,right, That's exactly that's all you need.
So yep, all right, let'suh, let's do you want to
go to the big guys. Ikind of just went to Deontay Johnson on
purpose because well, let's talk aboutjust real quick here, not somebody that

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was signed, but just somebody thatwas released. As of today, Charges
released Mike Williams, which is whichis crazy to me. However, you
know, I mean they were inthey were in cap trouble. By releasing
him, I think they got underthe cap. I think he's going to
be highly touted now that he's he'sa free agent. I think he can
go. I mean, I thinkhe's a top free agent still available now.

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So Mike Williams is gone. GeraldEverett is agreed to agree to the
Bears. Yesterday, Jerrel Everett gota two year deal, twelve million dollar
deal. So what's the plans forthe Chargers. But to be honest,
I think while they're obviously keeping KeenanAllen, they got I thought let nausin

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Eckler leave was a little different.However, you know that they went and
signed Gus Edwards. I don't know, it's it's harbor Man. He's he's
he knows what he's doing. Ithink you're gonna see a little bit more
quint to Johnson. I think youknow, Josh Palmer is going to be
involved as well, most likely probablygoing to draft the draft the receiver as
well, So we'll see what happens. I mean, I mean they could

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still go back and grab Mike Williams. To be honest, I mean,
they're just gonna have to sign himto something smaller than what what what he
he was old, But I don'tknow. I trust in Harble. I
think he knows what he's doing.I think the Chargers are going to be
uh that much better with these moves. Okay, all right, it's pretty
big pieces of the moon. ButDerrick Henry, you guys, if you

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haven't if you don't know by now, hey, if we're breaking the news
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spot. This podcast is going tobe the fucking the best thing you've ever
had. If we're breaking the newsto you that Derrick Henry is now with
the Ravens. Could you imagine someguy who listens to this tomorrow tomorrow walks
into his work. Oh bro,did you know? You know Derrick Henry

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signed with the Ravens. Hey younever know? Yeah, you know what
I got. It's like three days. Okay, hey, not everybody knows,
and you know we're not We're notfor the elite fantasy football player.
Okay, we don't care. Look, if you have twenty leagues and you
know you you know, are awesomeand all of them, and you know
that's not who we're We're for thethe every day. We're like the blue

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collar podcast. You know, we'rethe hard workers, the ones that bring
them lunch to work. You know, that's a that's the kind of podcast
we're doing. I like to say, if you have twenty leagues and you
win one, it's because of us. Yep, that's right. Doesn't matter
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win one of twenty and you cancredit these boys right here speaking on that.

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That fucking thing you put up onFacebook, guy, what in God's
name is that funny? Was?Oh? It was funny. It was
just hilarious. A. You're wayshorter than that guy. It might be,
you know, as chubby as him. The other guy hot backwards.
Fine, I get it. He'sgot badass, motherfucker teeth. I got
dental care at home. Just thatstraight. That's a straight, skid man

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straight. If you guys are Ifyou guys aren't part of the Nation Private
group on Facebook, Join it beforethe season starts. Mostly it's a bunch
of hot dog memes and then I'llpost something occasionally bad about Clayton. A
nation private group. You got arequest to be in it, just not
anybody can be in it, youknow. I get a lot of requests
from spammers. Don't don't allow themin. Yeah, so robots talk about

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Derrick Henry. Real quick talk aboutDerrick Henry. I love this deal.
He's he He's the ideal Raven Tobe honest with you, I think this
offense, I think this is exactlywhat this offense needed. I can't remember
who it was was on our chatthat set up perfectly. Za Flowers is
by far the high benefits most outof in this whole offense. With the

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signing of Derrick Henry. Who wasthat do you remember? I remember seeing
that that might have been near otherfriends chat. No, it's it was
a nurse. But yeah, keeptalking. You're definitely not have no idea
what's going on in that chat?Now? For those you know, even
you know, I don't follow theRavens super close, right, I mean
I followed the NFL, and itjust seems like the Ravens are the type
of team that would have a DerrickHenry on it, like just a hard

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nosed, strong will runner like youknow, in between the tackles type of
guy, like that's who the Ravensare. To me. I think he's
a great fit. Okay. Davidin our chat said this is exactly.
I'm just gonna chat with David.David Lemke. He's a dumb ass.

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I have a group, you do, Oh you were saying in the chat
anyways, he said, yeah,exactly, He said, I see a
huge lift for that entire offense.He absolutely cannot drop safeties with Lamar and
Henry in the field on the backfield, no chance Flowers becomes the biggest benefactor
there. Downfield threat is real.Okay, so you're just repeating what David

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said. I'm just telling you,I'm giving props to the guy who who
knows this ship better than you.Dale. You know, I was reading
my yearbook, my middle school yearbook. It is amazing, and you know
it's weird. You know, asyou're getting older you start to reflect on

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life a little bit. It isamazing. Every girl that wrote in my
like seventh and eighth grade yearbook calledme an asshole, Like every single one
like, hey, you're gonna missyou, your big asshole, or you're
the biggest asshole I ever met.Ha ha, like like all of it.
Like that, we really think youyou stay real. Yeah, you

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stay real, man, You stayreal because nothing's changed. If I was
writing in your yearbook right now,Buddy, I write the same thing.
Yeah, you know, I justI think just because it was more beneficial.
Like I was, I was prettycrazy about the women, you know,
women girls, you know, butI valued them. I valued my

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friends laughing more than I valued gettingthem. I kind of had a superhero
in that way. I feel asthough you tried to be a player in
high school and you were just horribleat it. Look, Buddy, I
did Okay, that's what I'm saying. I did okay in middle school.
I peaked. I peaked in seventhgrade. Fox sakes. Okay, let's

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talk free agency here. Do youremember the first time you felt boobs?
Yeah? First time? Yeah,oh yeah, yeah, amazing right yeah
oh yeah, best thing ever.Yeah you know, we'll never get that
feeling again, the first time youfeel boobs. Jesus. Anyways, all
right, what else you got?Let's talk some Darnell Mooney overpaid going to

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the Falcons. Thought that was aweird one. He's going to They pretty
much paid a guy thirty nine milliondollars to be, you know, the
fifth option in in this offense withthe new Kirk Cousins here. But is
what it is. Love this tradefor the Texans going out again, Joe
Mix and man, I was,I was more than ecstatic yesterday. Love

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it. He's going to be oneof those. Uh he's going to be
one of the only workhorse running backsleft in the league. After signing with
the Texans, I think Texans wasthe best job out there for any free
agent running back. With Singletary goingon moving on to the to the Giants.
You got Damian Pierce there, butI mean we saw him and you
know he got beat up by Singletarylast year. Come on, like,

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I mean, not much left inhim. He didn't really do anything last
year. I mean, he'll benice, he'll be a nice mix and
a few snaps in relief of JoeMixon. But Joe Mixon going to the
Texans was huge for me. CrazyDonald Chase Chase Brown show now in Cincinnati.

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Well, I don't know, theydid they did give they did give
Zach Moss. Yeah, Zach Moss. I think it's like eight mill a
year. We saw Zach Moss.You could argue that he was better than
Jonathan Taylor last year. Right,So I mean it's we're gonna see Chase
Brown did did show some spurts lastyear, show some explosiveness at least,

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So I guess we just gotta waitand see what happens. Right, That's
that's the big thing. Yeah,as of right now, I think it's
Moss's job. So Brown's gonna haveto try to take over for that.
Sam Donald size of the Vikings,I mean, it's that their new QB.
They gotta go out there, obviouslygoing to have to go and draft
some I mean Donald's going to betheir black Bridge quarterback. Yeah, for

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sure, for sure. I meanI think Save Donald is just fine,
Like he hasn't been put in anawesome situation yet since the start of his
career. Yeah, thrown into thefire as a rookie. I mean whatever,
I think he'll be just okay.I think I think he'll be good
enough to be able to show arookie quarterback. You know, maybe it's
a situation where you know, theysuck and the rookie quarterback comes in midway

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through the season or something exactly,yeah, exactly, learn behind him and
then go from there. What's yourtake on this, which is really odd
to me? Eckler going to theCommanders on a two year deal. I
mean, number one, they gotsteal for sure, only I think it's
only worth eleven million dollars. So, I mean to have a guy like
Austin Eckler wasn't great last year.I mean that ankle really really hindered his

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performance last year. So is hegoing into the Is he going to the
Commanders knowing that he's just going tobe strictly a pass catching back and they're
going to let their early downward goto go to Brian Robinson Or do you
think he's going to be actually steppingthere and take the ball of the carries
away? Who are you talking about, Austin Eckler? You're your you focus

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worse than anybody I've ever met inmy life. No, well, when
you start talking at me, Iknow, but when you start talking,
it's like, oh, come on, let's go. Sometimes you're kind of
long winded. Not no offense,but it's like when you're going going going.
I'm like, when is he stopping? Like can I? Yeah?
No, I think, uh youforgot the question already. I guarantee yes,

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the Commanders you definitely did. Ishe Is he in every down back
with Commanders? No he's not.No, he's definitely not in every down
back? Who's there? So who'sgonna be Who's going to take the first
set of carries? Dale? ProbablyBrian Robinson? Oh, there you go.
I'm trying to catch you gonna say, Oh, I think it's gonna

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be Antonio Gibson, but talked aboutAntonio Gibson sound with the Patriots. Yep,
signed with the Patriots. I hurtthree year deal? Your deal to
me? To me, that's alittle to me. He's exactly Wheremandre Stevenson
is. I mean he he's pastcatching back Stevenson. Stevenson is a better
runner, but I mean he wasvery good catching the ball out of the

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backfield last year. So kind ofsee see what happens with that snap?
Whyse so mm hmm, what doyou get? What do you take with
Aaron Jones going to the Vikings?I like it. I mean Aaron Jones
go ahead, yeah go. Mybiggest problem is when you're watching TV and
you're far away, I won't beable to tell the different between Aaron Jones
and Alexander Mattison. It's like hardbecause you can't see their names, and

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now they're both, you know,so that's gonna be tough. I don't
think Madison's didn't Mason get released?Yeah, Mason got released. Yeah,
mass got released. Oh okay,so you're trying to think that Madison.
Of course, I do that Madisongot released. I do. I like
that signing by the by the Vikings. I thought it was strange to hold
Josh Jacobs and then all of asudden releasing Aaron Jones. I mean,

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Aaron Jones was banged up last year, but I still think he's still got
something left in the tank benefits theVikings. Unfortunately, the Vikings are going
to be very good this year.Therefore, I think you can see you
know, Jones running the them,running the hell out of Jones and then
just kind of cutting him afterwards.But we shall see. Yeah. Do

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you like the uh stuck with Saquongoing to the Eagles? Yeah? Crazy?
Huh? Yeah? I mean howmuch better is he than DeAndre Swift?
Look, I love DeAndre Swift forthe record, how much better is
Saquon obviously better talent, right,there's no denying that, but how much
better is this ofphense going to be? Like you're gonna go from like in

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the eight out of ten to anine out of ten now or what like?
You can't get that much better?You know, It's not like he's
going to I somewhere that really neededhim. Yeah, I mean it's not
much, but I do it's Imean, it's a much better offense.
Let's be real. I mean he'sgoing to be. He doesn't really have
a lot of competition behind him,so I think therefore, I mean he's

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going to be He's going to basicallythey paid him to give him all the
touches I think his I think it'snot inside the five I promise you.
Yeah, well that's that's the thing. We're going out to see what happens
with the whole. Like, Imean, no, Jason Kelsey, Now,
I mean, let's see, let'ssee if this. Do you think
the Push will will continue to bejust as successful without him? That's true?

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I mean I think he was.Yeah, I mean how important was
he to the how important was heto that, I mean obviously one of
the biggest parts of it, right, Yeah, but I do think I
do think it's a nice spot.I mean, Swift finishes RB sixteen,
only playing thirteen games last year,So I mean, I think Barkley's definitely
a you know, top ten runningback in this offense. But yeah,

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tough okay, But what worries me? Yeah, it's like you said,
inside the five, what's going tohappen right right, right right? And
the only reason he's tough five isbecause he has He's gonna have so much
opportunity in that offense past catching andand running. So what Russell Wilson going
to the Steelers? I mean,good on the Steelers getting a guy.

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What they're paying them one and ahalf mil? I think, are they
cause Denver stuck? Pay No,I don't even know the amount. Thirty
thirty some fucking thirty eight million dollarsor somethingthing like that. Oh, you
just go in there going, I'llfucking backup. I'll be a backup even
I don't even need the starting job. Yeah, make it forty million dollars
this year to fucking crazy do nothing, crazy crazy. Yeah, I mean,

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he doesn't have to be great.Do you think he's that much of
an upgrade over can you pickt Yes, Yeah, yeah, I think I
got it. I gotta see itthough, That's the thing. I gotta
see it because can you pick it? Did show Spurks no doubt that.
Yeah, obviously that that he isthe better talent, but I need to
see it now, Like I hadall the faith in the world last year

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with him with Wilson and look wherethat got me, mister unlimited. Yeah,
so there's a lot of like otherstuff that happened, Like it's weird,
you know some of the stuff thatyou see, you don't you kind
of glaze over in the off season, you know, like Mike Koseki move
and stuff like that, like youdon't think about until the season starts,

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Like, oh yeah, I forgotabout that. I don't know what else.
Uh, Gardner Minshew is gonna beon the Raiders. Now. That
was a great baker Baker Mayfield runningthe show in Tampa. I think it's
great signing for for the Bucks.Going to be a starting quarterback for the
Yeah, I say he is goingto be a starter. I think,

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baby don't. I'm pretty sure they'lldraft the quarterback. But I think guys
have now I heard they're going tobe releasing well they did release Hunter Ren
for today. Jimmy Garoppolo is goingto be today as well. That was
just leaving Aiden O'Connell on the roster. And so make a prediction Justin Fields
the Raiders that would be a greatfit. I mean that's the only place

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that that's the only place that's leftfor him to go. It's a wild
prediction, but that's that's what's crazyto me. That's I mean, how
can you just write off a guylike Justin Fields, which is crazy to
me. I mean, we watchedwhat he did with the shitty team that
he had. I mean, he'sa success, he's a good quarterback.
It's all going to depend I guesson who's going to get what if there's

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just like you know, you know, sometimes like years later, like things
come out like with JaMarcus Russell andstuff. You know, like how it
took like a year or two forthat like horrible stuff to come out that
you know, should he he wasand yeah? Bad? You know,
I wonder if that's gonna be thesame with Justin Fields, Like is it
gonna come out in a couple ofyears, like if he if this goes
on any longer, he's not,he might I don't have a job.

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Well it's yeah, what's going todo? Or or is this what happens?
Or do they wait now because they'reasking prices probably too much. I
did hear this possibly happening? Dude, them keeping fields fields the starting job.
Drafting Williams, m you know,letting Williams sit back and learn for
a little bit about halfway mark ofthe season and then step in right.

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But at the same time, Ihate I am, I am. I
hate Caleb Williams. You could putme on records saying that I think he's
fuck He's a diva. Man,I hate guys like that that you just
I don't know. It took mea long time to understand, like like
you Dale, and like I'll neverlike fucking Caleb Williams. You're a diva?

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Uh? You do? You demandeverything? You demand everything in life?
You know you know what I'm demanding. Las Vegas, Nevada Day weekend,
Labor Day weekend, Boys and girls, the Draft of the year.
Look, guys, if you havedraft meets, you might have one guy

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who's like, yeah, let's doVegas, and the other ten guys are
like, can't go my wife,my baby or whatever. Right, Oh
I can't. You know, Idon't have the money. No, if
you're like one of the two,one or two guys in your league that
really wants to go to Vegas andhave a good time in draft and hang
out, but all the others don't, guess what, I'm putting together a
free agent list of you know,some awesome people, listeners and followers and

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stuff. Just really anybody who wantsto come. So there could be a
couple of nerds mixed in there.That's okay because we're gonna have a good
time. If you guys want togo, reach out to me. I'll
send you the link. Actually Idon't know where it's at, but anyway,
reach out to me. Figure itout and I'll send you the link
to buy tickets. Look to bein the league. It's like a hundred
bucks and we're gonna have a goodtime. We we're in talks with two

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different bars on the strip to hostthis stuff. Myself, Clayton is coming
in on Saturday morning. We're gonnahave John chappin with us. If you
guys are long time, long timelisteners. I think Christian Brito is probably
gonna come maybe, I don't know. I don't know. I'm kind of
making I'm talking for everybody, sowe'll see, we'll see. But it's

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Dale's wish list. Is Dale's wishlist? No, it's dude, it's
fucking happening. I'm where you thinkI'm gonna go by myself. No,
I know. I know the draftis happening. I know that. Yes,
the Draft is happening. And who'sgoing. Clayton, You're you're making
You're making. You're making me go, buddy, you're making me. That's
right, that's right. So ifyou guys buy a ticket and Clayton does
not come up, you guys reachout to him for complete refund, but

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you're getting it in Canadian dollars.It's gonna be a lot of fun.
I promise you guys, if youcome out, it is gonna be a
good time, will be It's gonnabe a lot of fun. Anyway,
Uh, that's Labor Day weekend.That's gonna be like Saturday. We'll probably
be drafting on Saturday, so wecan hang out Saturday night and Sunday cool

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in the school, all right,what else you got going on? Oh
much, man? Just uh freegeYeah, just a lot of free agency.
That's pretty much still the really bignames that we need to really talk
about. To be honest, we'renot We're doing a little weight loss challenge
Dale, Should we talk about that? Yeah? Sure? How much weight
have you lost? I'm down aboutnine nine pounds. That's it. Yep,

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dude, We've been doing this sinceJanuary. That's all. That's good
enough for me. Man, Itold you I'm no rush to do shit.
I don't know. I'm down sixtythree pounds. Oh yeah, him
feel better than that? Gay listeners. So Dale has not done a single
thing sixty things. You can't seehim on video right now, but he's
still round. Look I think I'mI'm puffy because I'm tired. I'm not

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this fat. It's my face ispuffy because I'm a little sick. Well,
what's wrong with you? I don'tknow, bro, Like I was
sick a couple of weeks ago,and like I still feel like foggy headed.
Like I feel like like I'm likestill fucked up for some reason.
I don't know. It's weird,but anyway, Yeah, sorry to hear
that. I'm sorry to hear that. I'm sorry this could be my last

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podcast to misinterpret it that as you'refat. Sorry, my bad, didn't
realize you were under the weather.I probably have something, and you know,
thanks to you. If I dodie, I think it would be
awesome for everybody listening to come tomy funeral. I don't know where it's
gonna be at. What what doyou I'm gonna be cremated for sure.

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I've always said that everybody, everybodycan have a little piece of my dust.
That's what I'm saying. See Dale, that's where we're fucking. Yeah,
two peas in the pot is notsaid, That's what I say.
Sarah thinks I'm fucked up. She'slike, I'm like, yeah, I
want to be cremated. We justwe were just that Is it bad for
me? Nic I shouldn't talk aboutabout I'm not if you're out of it.
But if you're at a funeral andyou just thought it was real weird?

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Yeah, Like is it bad totalk about and say it was like
a weird you know? Just Imean you you expected the you know,
people that passed away I did.I think are pretty stressful, right because
you got somebody's trying to play inthat somebody who loves somebody else as a
plant funeral. That sucks. Okay, well how about this? So I
did It was one of Sarah's bestfriends. It was her mom. So
it's sad. Whatever was is whatit is. Went to this church.

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And I mean, I'm not one, not like not, I'm not saying
I'm not cool with going to church, but I don't do it often.
So church we did go to.They they just this funeral. They sang
a lot like they sang a lot, and so you know how you you
have those people that sit there youkind of look around while they're you know,

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reading the lyrics, and it iswhat is with this lady right in
front of me? And I don'tdo well in situations like this makes me
uncomfortable. I start to like laughand stuff. But anyways, there's one
lady in front that's like everyone's justkind of like whatever saying And she's that
lady that you know has to reallylike belt out the tune and at the
end of it, at the endof it, she's the last person here

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like, ah, do you knowwhat I mean? Yeah, And I'm
nudging Sarahen sars like, don't lookat me, seriously, don't look because
I was about to fucking just imitateher. And uh but anyways, yeah,
it just got all weird. Guy. And then that the hands started
coming up and yeah, it's allweird. This dude like put his hands
on my shoulders and I was like, what the fuck is happening? Why

(28:37):
are you touching me? But anyway, so that's what I said at my
funeral. I want to be cremated. And then it's just like a wedding.
Now everybody gets something like, youknow, to take away from the
wedding. I want to take likea little miniature like little pill bottle with
my ashes in it as a necklaceand they can just wear me around their
neck. Wear you everywhere. Bro, if you die, I promise I'm

(29:00):
wearing you everywhere. You're coming withme, You're you know, you're jerking
off with me, You're in theshower with me. Everything it's got a
little weird, a little weird.I'll have my shirt off. And then
I got so you don't see,I'm gonna take a little pill. I'm
gonna put you around towards my back. I'm gonna swinging it around to my
back so you can't see, andthen when I'm done, I'll put you
back in the front. You're anidiot. That's funny though, that you

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even said that I'll give somebody myashes. That's hilarious. Yeah, I
think I would give everybody get myashes. Just don't get like I don't
think you know, not to beinsensitive, But I don't think that the
teeth. Do the teeth turn theashes to or they just all sift it
in with ashes. I think they'reall just sit there, I think everything.
Yeah, I think they're like partsof it, right. Yeah,

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So if you got one of thepeople that you know, take a scoop
and get my teeth, just putthe teeth back and just take a scoop
of ashes. That's donage your mindthat there's just a fucking giant bowl of
ashes. You gotta sift it outinto your own little everybody. Yeah,
it's like a line that everybody getsa little little thing and the bones start

(30:06):
getting all ashy from digging into thepot. So my this is a funny
story. My mom passed away.We cremated her. No it's not but
her, No, it is afunny story. Okay, so my mom
hated water, like hated water,and so she died. She got cremated.

(30:27):
We took her ashes to Mexico becauseshe loves, loved Mexico, loves
the tropics, right, so wewent to Mexico because she wanted to her
her ashes spread in Mexico. That'sokay, So we did that. So
we're at this resort and me andmy bro and stuff like that. My
stepdad we you know, right alongthe like kind of there's the ocean,

(30:47):
there's sand, and with the backwe kind of, you know, slowly
kind of dug a little bit ofa hole, dumped her ashes and boom.
Thought everything was good, had acouple of drinks, everything was all
right. Well not word of alie. Like about a month later,
like a fucking tsunami hit or likea hurricane or something at that resort guy
and washed everything into the ocean.Guy, And I was like, the

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one thing I want, Oh dude, I was I die laughing. To
be honest with you, it's prettypretty funny story. Yeah, that is
pretty good. Yeah, I justwant I want everybody, you know,
maybe I'll have the easy fantasy coinsand they could dig a coin with you
too, anyways. Oh okay,So in Vegas, if you guys go,

(31:37):
you automatically get an easy Fantasy coin. That should that should entice you
to come to Vegas. How manyhow many people are we expecting to be
there now? I want to fillup two leagues, so twenty four people,
twenty twenty four that's that's ideal.Is Nick coming? I don't know.
He mentioned his baby needed something.I doubt it he's I told him

(32:02):
to and he said, oh,it depends he's been Can my wife come?
I'm like yeah, and then Isaid, yeah, she can,
and then he's been a bitch sincehe's he's had baby. Good on him,
man, kid's cute as ship,Thank god. His wife's wife's a
smoke show. So good good onyour neck. Way way better, way

(32:23):
better than Nick. All right,okay, Well, so we talked free
agency, We talked cremation and death, and uh, how churches are weird?
And Nick's hot wife, right,boobs and boobs and boobs talked about
bob So I think that would beabout it. Now. That wraps it

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up. I mean, if youguys want more from Easily Fantasy, you
probably will. Hear Boobs brought upa lot for sure. Off the rails
all the time, not all thetime. We can we can't stay focused
for you can stay focused for man, all right, hellove you buddy.

(33:05):
Hey, guys, if you needto reach out to don't just leave like
that. You gotta tell the audience. Hey, if you guys need us,
look for Clayton at Clayton could doon Twitter. Uh find me at
eat sleep f F on Twitter xI find us facebook page the Easy Fit
Easy Fantasy Private Group. Okay,you're just on TikTok now or what is

(33:30):
that what you're doing? You're juston TikTok. Well, I'm trying to
make a podcast. Oh my brotherjust sent me something forget. It's all
good. Sorry, my bad,my bad, Yeah, it is your
bad. I'm here trying to hustlefor the podcast and you're over here just
watching tiktoks. It's a good onethough. It's a good one. Al
Right, guys, thanks again forlistening. We're gonna start putting out more

(33:52):
video. Hey, when I hitmy goal weight, we're gonna put out
a video. Fuck a couple coupleof years. Five more pounds, five
more pounds. All right, let'sgo. I'm ready to go. Yeah,
I definitely do. I definitely wantto put up more episodes every you
know, every week, at leasta couple of times a week, with

(34:12):
or without you Dale. So yeah, I'm kinda you'll see my face a
little bit more than probably yours.I'd like to see years more, but
I guess we'll time will tell.But outside of that, all right,
love you, I'll talk to youguys later later. Yeah, Eat Sleep
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