Elfchild's Panda Show

Elfchild's Panda Show

Meet Justin and Daniel. They've been together for a billion years. Justin curses a lot and says things that make him seem like a jerk, but he's a pretty nice guy. Daniel is just as awesomely friendly (and dorky) as he appears. Their episodes aren't released on a particular schedule, but they always come back eventually. They don't usually have a set topic, but they try (and often fail) to stay on a certain track. Listen to their audio! Listen, I say!

Episodes

June 29, 2025 10 mins
Naturally, I waited a month to upload this. I am a procrastinating garbage creature. Enjoy!
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We're out and about in this one, hanging out at North Market. Come join our lunch, already in progress... (Our apologies, folks. It's a noisy one.)
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December 31, 2023 23 mins
In this update episode, it's the last day of the year and you're hanging out in our noisy kitchen.
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August 27, 2022 106 mins
In this episode, Justin gets lost in the past (again) and Dani plots revenge on our parking space occupiers with his army of crows.
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April 7, 2022 4 mins
Justin is here to update our listeners on our continued not being dead-ness, and Dani and his Slenderman legs threaten mischief.
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October 26, 2021 106 mins
Here we are, swinging in with our shiny pants to regale you with tales of: favorite candy treats, our many years together, failing machinery, space telescopes, movies, patchwork pants and why your favorite Bond is probably wrong.
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Just a friendly game of “Would you rather…?” to ride out the end of this hella awful year.
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March 31, 2020 91 mins
This episode is all about the streets of Ko Samui, unsafe cleaver practices, choosing your Pokemon partner wisely, and staying at home. (Don't worry, we have a quarantine playlist for that.) Put your buds in your earholes and come along!
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August 27, 2019 79 mins
Characteristically later than intended, here's the conclusion to the previous episode. We both talk about our coming out process. For Justin, it's a fairly organized roadtrip. For Dani, well... it's Dani, so it's more about the journey than the destination. Oh, and we learn that trans people aren't feet. Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage!
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July 31, 2019 90 mins
In this episode: Dani explains how 'The Voice' works, I mime strangling babies and possibly offend the autistic community, we both want to know about that seemingly random furry parade back in April, and I bring great shame to my dear mother. Listen to the show for more!
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2018 has been an exceptionally toasty dumpster fire. Join us as we talk about what we've been up to lately. Movie dates! Death and sadness! Dan and Phil! All this and more in our last episode of the year.
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June 26, 2018 29 mins
The year's been an absolute cluster. The intro bit is a downer, but I promise the rest of the episode is upbeat from that point. Hang in there.
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January 9, 2018 76 mins
Fashionably late, as usual. Recorded on Christmas (2017). Hear Dani wrap things! Hear me boil water! Rejoice in the heavenly sounds of a creaking floor!
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January 11, 2017 6 mins
Yes, we're alive. Here's a quick "Welcome to 2017" sort of thing. Thanks for listening! (*insert celebratory butt shake here*)
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We saw Loreena McKennitt at The Palace Theatre in Columbus. Here's our little post-show recap, courtesy of our luscious voices and my phone.
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September 7, 2016 87 mins
In this episode, we catch you up on the events of our lives since our January episode, Justin is all hot and grumpy, Dani continues to abuse Justin at every turn, and we both get lost in furries and meatasauruses. All this and more! What do you have to lose? Listen now!
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January 31, 2016 90 mins
It's a 10th anniversary special of sorts, without being all that special. We talk about our North Market wanderings, Justin's newfound booze deity, nerdy fun after dark, and our plans for 2016!
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Just a quick little Out and About recorded while waiting for our Uber driver after seeing The Martian at AMC Easton Town Center. (Spoilers are so minor, they're not even worth being called spoilers. No worries.)
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Travel? Check. Lots of edit points? Check. Dodgy audio? Check. A way to kill a few hours? Double check. Listen to us in all our Chicago-y, audio-y glory.
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What happens when life gives you lemons? Well... you let those lemons sit around until they're all gross and stinky and then you hand them out to your friends. Here's a little update that serves as both a solution to our forgetfulness and an announcement that our next episode is prowling in circles, sneaking its way up to your ear bits.
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