Fandalites - An Animorphs Podcast

In this episode, nobody cares about Rachel's safety or personal boundaries, & human controllers are wasting their lives. H3C473 goes on the run.

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Theme: Sunset Parallax

Tobias wants to cuttle another hawk, the animorphs pollocks up a brill-iant plan, and we porpoise a lot of fanfiction just for the halibut.  Tuna in to this week’s Fandalites!  (I’m so sorry)

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Theme: Sunset Parallax

Grab your Lisa Frank trapper keeper and set your VCR for SeaQuest because we're gonna talk a whole lot about dolphins in this ep 🐬

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In this week's episode we find out what Andalites actually look like (hint: IT'S NOT HOW YOU THINK). Also get ready to have your minds freaked, y'all: Visser One is Marco's dead goddamned mom. Everyone hates Visser Three in this week's Fandalites!

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The yeerks have their best plan yet, Jake gets controlled by Tom’s yeerk & nature is terrifying. H3C473 begins compiling a list of known controllers. Do controllers dream of electronic eyes? Listen & find out!

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Brent & Jenna agree this is the best book yet! We finally meet the Ellimist, Tobias is a downer again, the Animorphs deal a huge blow to the yeerks & there are no good parents in the Animorphs series. H3C473 starts recruiting.

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A madcap comedy featuring some light angst and a lot of alien terminology - Ax gets firsthand experience with human activities like “School,” “the movies” and “family dinner.”  Hold hands and intertwine fingers with your shorm for this week’s Fandalites!

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Gabba gabba, hey! The Animorphs band together for their most dangerous mission yet: caring for some adorable skunk babies. Visser 3 gets dunked on & then dunked in grape juice in this week’s Fandalites.

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The title of this book is a spoiler (sorry).  Listen in to find out how a Chee reverse yeerk‘d a yeerk, how right Jenna’s been and the origin of all Good Boys 🐶

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HOO! HOO! HOO! HOOHOOHOOHOO! HAH! HAH! HAH! It’s another rushed, unplanned last-minute mission! We get some more information about how morphing works, & Ax’s racism ruins the day, but is retroactively unwritten. How the fuck does time travel even work on this week’s Fandalites.

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How do you spell the Tim Allen noise? Marco’s a llama, Jake’s a hypocrite and Rachel has an allergic reaction to romance on this week’s Fandalites!

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Alien toilet: fact or fiction?  A documentary featuring Jonathan Frakes and Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill 👽💩

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Terror at the Aquadome! Thrill as devious mutant hammerheads gang up on our heroes!  Chill as Marco faces his mother in one-on-one combat!  This get fishical in this week’s Fandalites!

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Drive-In Totals 5 Public Morphs 1 Insect Near Death Experience 2 Animal-related distractions Computers Hacking Diaper Stealing Bear Mopping 3 Impaled Guards Yeerk cannibalism!   Joe Bob says check it out!

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Zeere-a's un ilee-a leefing hees heed.  H3C473 firms suoppurt gruoups.  York york york!

CW: Discussion of suicide

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In this episode the Jake Formerly Known As Prince teams up with Ax to blow up a continent on Leera and they’re somehow still the good guys. Sidebar: this raises lots of questions about how morphing works. Sidebar to the sidebar: get the extra frosting. It’s worth it.

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