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September 28, 2023 36 mins

Robbie Williams revealed the most amazing story to Fitzy and Wippa where he once woke up to a fan disguised as a maid in his suite who offered to, let’s just say, have a happy ending to the morning… Plus Fitzy sat behind Scotty Pippen on a flight and absolutely lost his sh*t fangirling over him and somehow lived to tell the tale this morning. And Wippa had some incredible celebrity guests from around the world wishing him good luck on his commentating gig for Backyard Cricket on Oct 4.  

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is It and Weather with Cheat Richie podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
It is Fitty and Weapon with Kate Ritchie. It's the
Fridy Podcast. Our feet Up, we get ready for the weekend.
I wish this was out now.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
We don't know when to release Dateies, But Robbie Williams
has got a four part documentary coming out on Netflix.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Imagine if you're part of Robbie's team when he was
on fire, and it would have been like, if Robbie's
doing that, then I have to do that. But I
don't know if I'll survive that.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
I mean, it goes back to the take that day
and then Robbie going out on his own and we know,
I mean, he just he peaked way too early when
it comes to the old partying days.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
Remember we did a chat with him not long ago
fits and he looked at his watch and he went,
oh my god, it's Tuesday. What does that mean, Robbie?
He said, that means I can have a chocolate bar today.
He said, isn't it sad to think what I've come
from the mi naughty days now are a chocolate bar
compared to bar used to enjoy?

Speaker 3 (00:57):
It's an amazing story. We talk about it a lot
more in the podcast Fitsy.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
And with Her with Kate Richie podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
I want to hear from people. Did you make a
fool of yourself in front of a celebrity?

Speaker 5 (01:08):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:09):
I had a shocky yesterday mate on the plane, and
this is my routine. Now I'll get on the plane,
I get out my Saduko saduko onto the hard section
of the Suduco book. Now, thank you very much, and
doing it quite easy.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Can I just paint a picture for you? Also, he's
there with his book. He's got his little neck pillow
that he carries in his backpack and it's got dribble.

Speaker 6 (01:33):
Stones on it.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
So he sort of falls into the corner as a
six foot six man is cramped into an airline suit.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yeah so the Suduco right, Yeah, So I do that
and it makes me fall asleep and then I have
a bit of a kip.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
But I had this guy next to me.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
We're having a chat about the footy, the AFL forty
Grand Final this weekend and stuff like that, and I'm
about to go to sleep and this guy's just digging
his elbow into me, going, oh my god, Fitzy.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
I have a look at that. Look he's just come
onto the plane and he's sitting right in front of us.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
And I looked up and I saw, well, this guy
must be a basketball and he's back turned to me
because he was very tall.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
And then I've realized it's Scottie Pippen.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
No, it's now I've Tommy put up the photo, taken
a photo right behind him on the plane, mate, And
then the whole time whip I'm thinking to myself, Okay,
I've got to get a photo with Scottie Pippen. I mean,
there's got to be an opportunity when I get off
the plane. How am I going to approach the approach this?
What am I going to do to get a photo

(02:30):
with Scottie Pippen?

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Can I jump in? Firstly? Looking at the picture that
you've now sent through? What's Scott? I mean You've always
been my Scottie Pippen.

Speaker 6 (02:39):
What is Scotty? What is Scott doing? An economy and
no it.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Was actually business guy.

Speaker 6 (02:48):
What is Scotty Pippen doing there?

Speaker 4 (02:49):
And why why would he be traveling like this? I'm
sure this man would fly private. It's Scotty Pippen.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Mate, Yeah, I know it's massive for anyone else if
you don't know who's Scotty pipp And he was the
right hand man of Michael Jordan the Chicago Bulls, one
of the greatest or successful sporting teams of all time.
So anyway, he's here promoting the NBL whip, which is
amazing him.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah, it is him. I couldn't believe that. This is unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
So then we land and I'm going he's got he's
got like a security minder with him the whole time.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
We get off the plane.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
We start walking and I'm I'm coming up behind Scottie Pippen.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
I'm thinking, what do I do it? What am I
doing here? What do I do? And I go up
to him.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
And I sort of saddle up next to Scottie Pippen
and I look at him and I go, a, Scotty,
it's it's good to finally.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Look up to someone at my height. Really good. Gives
me absolutely nothing, What do you mean?

Speaker 4 (03:54):
Did he not?

Speaker 2 (03:56):
He just did this little fake.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Laugh right, and I was like, oh my god, this
is okay.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
I've completely stuffed this.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Then there was a bit of a pause and he goes, well,
you're quite tall, yourself. He said, did you play basketball
when you were younger? And I said, oh, not really,
but I was good at NBA jam Scott.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
He's just trying to do his thing, mate, he's getting
paid to be here and promote the game, and he's
got someone doing NBA jam gear.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Then then, under my breath, under my breath, I've done
this because anyone who's.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Played NBA jam and MDG you would have as well.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
I've done this bit of a thinking to myself, he's
on fire.

Speaker 7 (04:40):
You're Luke Longley at this stage, thinking he's here meeting
Luke Longley.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
He was in Melbourne, he went and met Luke Longley.
And so then there's this awkward pause. He doesn't even laugh,
and then I goes Scotty, can I get a selfie?

Speaker 4 (04:55):
Oh you're a loser.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Oh I got the phono, I've got Instagram stories.

Speaker 8 (04:59):
Right now, he looks so happy, he's just gritting his
teeth and you can't even you can't even classify that
as a smile.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
I can almost hear the word he's thinking. It's something
like dickhead.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Mate.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
He's not that much taller than you.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
No, yeah, he's six eight. I'm six five and a half. Yeah,
that's best.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
Mate, right there? Catch up again?

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Yeah yeah, I think so.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Richard in Wilton, you made a bit of a fall
of yourself in front of a said celebrity.

Speaker 9 (05:32):
I did, boys, Hey, happy birthday with thanks beg Greg.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
Appreciating mate.

Speaker 9 (05:37):
So once I went to the airport to go chick
up some family members and someone said around said I
think that's huge j justman over there, and I looked over.

Speaker 10 (05:46):
I'm like, oh my god, it is.

Speaker 9 (05:47):
And I thought, I'm going to run over opportunity because
no one's at him. I'm going to run over autographed
selfy picture with him. So run over as I'm like
probably a couple of feet away from him, boom, tripped
over face plan of the ground. Slash my faith on
the floor. Anyway, Hugh Jackman said he was that nice.
He actually helped lift me up and help me off

(06:08):
onto my feet.

Speaker 6 (06:09):
Oh here going, poor loser.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
So Wolverine picked you up off the ground, Richie, he did.

Speaker 9 (06:16):
He helped get me off the ground. I was so embarrassed,
but I forgot about the photo because I was so embarrassed.
I didn't get the selfie with him or Steward.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
Yeah, but it's a great story, Dick, Well done, buddy.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
You're only a what if away from a holiday? With
what if dot com?

Speaker 4 (06:33):
You could go to your dentist appointment or all the
kids sports.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
But what if it was a weekend on the coast instead.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
The book hotels, holiday rentals, apartments and more.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
What if it's Aussie for travel? This has just been
announced overnight, guys.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Robbie Williams is he's got a four part Netflix documentary
series coming up.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Oh my god, this looks really really good.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
So it features hundreds of hours of intimate, never four
seen personal archive that spans thirty years.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
I hope this is uncut, like I want to see
it all because Robbie went through some pretty wild times.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Oh man, unbelievable. All right, have we got a bit
of that. We got a little bit of the trailer here, Let's.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Have a listen. You're ready, rough, I really wish I
did something else for living. I don't model.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
I'm just not back from Stoke on trend.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
There was jealousy.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
You'd be able to watch the documentary when you're much older.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
What happened a lot.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
Good? Oh you know, I'll never forget when I saw
live at Nebworth. I mean, obviously I wasn't there, but
I saw it on DC. He was the biggest star
in the world. Remember, there's a guy we know, Fitz,
who actually lives in the in Balmain, and he did
some security work for Robbie and he helped out and

(08:05):
it was a story where there's so many Robbie Williams stories,
but it was a story where Robbie was sober at
the time and they were working very hard to keep
Robbie on track and away from the rock star lifestyle.
And they are in Santra Pe I think, staying and
he Robbie asked him to go and get some cigarettes
from down the street and he said, I can't leave.

(08:26):
I'm so sorry. Robbie then stole the keys off him,
got on the motorbike and nicked off. Robbie went missing
for four days. Robbie got out of the house and
went missing for four days.

Speaker 7 (08:39):
He also knows that the whole key to his success
is to just be totally honest. We had him in
at Novary was going to be one of our sort
of internal brand ambassadors, and I had to interview him
for an internal video and one of the things was
what's the key to success? And I said, you know
what means more to you writing music that matters to you,
or music and sales records. And he said, I'm a
pop star who likes big houses, cars and pools in

(09:01):
my backyard. I don't care if I like it, as
long as you do like what.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Hees.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
He's one of the best interviews of all time, and
he's great entertainment up on stage as well. So this
is going to be really interesting because he did go
through some really dark time.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
It's Robbie, Oh yeah, I mean, you.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
Know, drugs, alcohol, he was he was six drugs and
rock and roll pure.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
What about the story when he came on last time?
And I think we had to edit it quite heavily,
but the story went, is this interview live?

Speaker 6 (09:33):
And we went Nut's prerecorded Robbie, what do you got?

Speaker 4 (09:36):
And he said, right, Well, he was staying at a
friend's place in a castle.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
And he was renting a castle, and he was his life.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
And he woke up in the morning and there was
a maid in the house. And the maid saw that
Robbie had woken up a little excited and asked if
she could help out at all, which she did. Robbie
then came down to breakfast of the Gun to sit
down with the guy who owned the flows and said,
I've got to tell you. Your staff, especially your maid, is

(10:06):
very very friendly to a man who's just woken up.

Speaker 6 (10:10):
And the guy and said, we don't have a maid.
Someone had snuck into the house. Robbie was there.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
It was a fan and Robbie and the fan got
to know each other over.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
A very early in seption, it is okay, So when
is it coming out?

Speaker 2 (10:27):
We're just going to work out when it's gearing.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
But it's a four part documentary series on Netflilix.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
It's films released at yet to be announced, but it'll
be out.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Very searched Her with Kate Richie podcast.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
You can talk to us about anything that you want.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Give us a call where your friends and Sean has
given us a call from Penrith that Maids Panthers on Sunday.

Speaker 11 (10:51):
Sean morning, boys are good.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
What do you want to What do you want to
talk about?

Speaker 11 (10:56):
Big rig Oh, we're heading in on Sunday. The family
and and the kids are twin girls eight years old.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
Oh my god, this would be the have you taken
them to the last couple or Sean or we.

Speaker 11 (11:08):
Went in twenty twenty unfortunately win the Goods then, but
last year we went in as well and we got
that one the Panthers.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
Do you know what.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
The one thing that I remember as a kid was
going to the footy with my dad, and I remember
there was one of our favorite players was a guy
called Peter Carey. He used to play for Glen Elk
and a guy yelled out at the footy. I remember
this distinctly, Peter Carey is a fairy. And my old man,
my old man lost it. We've got up, just got

(11:41):
up with his shoulders and he's gone up to this
guy and he goes, you don't you do call Peter
Carey a fairy? You know, he's a great player. And
I remember that as a kid, and I thought, this
is amazing.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
And you've come up with some cheap rhyming slang and
I don't like it as a wordsmith, Shawna you that
kind of dad. I mean, if the Broncos were to
get out, would there be a bit of an issue
where Sean gets a bit angry and doesn't talk to
the family for the rest of the day.

Speaker 11 (12:07):
Oh, absolutely, it's going to be quite right home.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
You should be it right though, Shawnie. Have you got
all the kid like the kids dressing up?

Speaker 11 (12:15):
Oh yeah, we've got the pink jerseys for the girls,
get the face painted, get the hair ribbons in their hair.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
How that that'll be a special day for you, mate.

Speaker 11 (12:24):
Enjoy absolutely, Thank you?

Speaker 4 (12:26):
See about it.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
Let's go to Jade now in French as forest. What
do you want to talk about?

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Jade?

Speaker 5 (12:31):
Good morning guys. S Im just wanting some relationships advice.
How long into a relationship is a good time to
pop the question?

Speaker 4 (12:44):
Look, there's many factors here, Jade. Can I ask a
little further about detail? How old are you and how
long have you been with this person?

Speaker 5 (12:52):
Twenty three? And we've been together for two years, living together.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
For one babies soon two soon, champ, Jade heading. I mean,
if you're waiting for him anything, two years is long
enough and he should have done it by now. I'm
going to ask you just to cool your jets a
bit longer.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
See this is the thing, though, Whip.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
Oh I disagree with you, Whip, because I think that
he would know by now if Jade is there forever.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
So is he twenty three as well?

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Jade twenty four.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Okay, see he knows already, Jade. If I want to
spend the rest of my life with Jade, he would
know that now. So the question is why is he
holding off?

Speaker 5 (13:33):
Well, that's the thing. So I mean, we are going
to South Africa on the holiday in two weeks, so
I'm kind of thinking, surely it's going to happen.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
Then, Jade, I would stop thinking like that. I think
it's a very dangerous place for you to be because
all you're going to do is find yourself disappointed because
you've got carried away with the idea that he would
pop the question. Does he want to be with you forever?
Quite possibly, and that's a beautiful thing. But you're so
young right now that you should be stretching your legs

(14:03):
like you're doing, going on holidays and living life to
the best, and then when it happens, it will naturally happen.

Speaker 5 (14:11):
This is true.

Speaker 6 (14:12):
This is true, Jade.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
I don't want you putting that expectation on the holiday.
I don't want you waking up each day thinking all
is today the day because old mate boyfriend might be
thinking I just want to see a bloody and parlor
get killed.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
By a lion. You know, I disagree.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
If he hasn't proposed by the end of South Africa,
I think you can maybe give him a couple of
weeks diplomatic community, but after that he's gone.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
Would give me a barking ticket, Jade, good luck? Let
us know if it happens in Africa.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
All right, thank you, I will.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Okay, let's go to Jessica now and lidcom Hi.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Yes, hey, good.

Speaker 5 (14:48):
Morning to say a happy birthday.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
Oh thanks, Yes, that's me.

Speaker 6 (14:53):
Yeah, actually I actually forgot myself.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
Yes, that is extreme. What did you get me? Yess?

Speaker 5 (15:03):
I actually have a question for you.

Speaker 12 (15:04):
Yeah, as your guests, a bit.

Speaker 5 (15:06):
Of a bit of a memory reboot. I guess did
we go lat nine months from your birthday to have
a question? Do you reckon your parents had a good
had a good news?

Speaker 11 (15:17):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (15:18):
Do you have to bring that up? Because I mean,
I've got two sisters, Jess, which makes me think mom
and dad did it three times and that's possibly it.
So we were actually talking about that with.

Speaker 6 (15:31):
A group of people we used to at work because
we were like, oh, so.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
Your birthdays now, so your birthdays now, so your birthdays now,
so all our parents around New Year's Eve, You've had
an absolute Do.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
You know that? The one thing I'm thinking of is
your birthday?

Speaker 13 (15:45):
To day?

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Forty eight? Easy?

Speaker 3 (15:47):
Forty eight? Easygo no, forty four, thank you? Forty okay?

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Sorry?

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Forty four years ago Christine Whipfley. I imagine the pain
that she was going through.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
But you you're looking at the wrong I was a
very hairy baby, maybe like a seal. I just slid
straight out.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
That would have been even worse she would have been.
How long was the labor? Do you know how long
the labor was?

Speaker 4 (16:10):
I don't know. It was definitely a fight. I came
out swinging. It was eleven thirty two at night. I
know that much. And when the minute I was born,
Dad left her like dad realized it was a boy
and walked out of the birthing sweet to call his
mates to say I've got a sun. Good effort.

Speaker 11 (16:27):
Didn't do that with a girl.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
Oh, Jess, that was a beautiful birthdays. I'm going to
give you a family pass to Sydney Zoo. Jess Bricks
and Beans with Sydney, No Worries, Sydney's favorite new zoo
in Eastern Creek. Free with your Sydney Zoo ticket book
now at Sydney Zoo dot com.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
The Fitz and Whipper with Kate Richie Podcast.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Fizzy Whipper and Kate Ridgies.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
You're a Duckyard Crickets, Kira Billy House, Raturn.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
It's Wednesday, October fourth, Ready to go.

Speaker 4 (16:59):
Yeah, there's a big Amy shark, Mel McLaughlin as well
Courtney Vine Premier Brettlee, Prime Minister Anthony.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Pretty.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
Oh my god, the countdown is on, guys. What's interesting
is the momentum that's been building around the commentary box.
I hang on a minute, I've got the wrong I
don't even know my commentary head funds. I'm warming up
for the commentary rolling over and have weve got my
proper headphones on?

Speaker 3 (17:26):
I'm on the wrong microphone to taking this way too seriously?

Speaker 4 (17:31):
Mate, Okay, Oh Madonna, welcome back, Kerriblly House. A beautiful
day here as we overlook the harbor way, the boats
going past. As Ryan James comes in with a bit
of pace today Bolster doctor Andrew Rochford bolts got him
middle stump. Congratulations. Tell me we need, yes, we.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Need some help in there. I think you won't be
able to do this by yourself.

Speaker 4 (17:58):
But you know it's been interesting. I don't need to
know enough about cricket. I'm in the game of dribbling.
I'll be fine. Now. What's interesting is all these celebrities
have been calling this. I want to be on team
and want to be on Fitzi's team. What you guys
arrogantly have ignored is the momentum that's been building about
the around the commentary. Box Ko was putting together a

(18:20):
short special mate, a mini match. This is going to
be awesome, so you'll be able to watch all the
action from Kiribilly House right on. Ko. Yeah, the hardlights
which reinforces just how important the commentary is. And that's
where I come in. And the other thing that you
haven't recognized is just how many celebrities, I'm prompted, are

(18:42):
excited about my work as a cricket commentator. Who I mean,
I sat back and I they just kept coming through
and I had to edit this and say stop, enough
is enough. I get the excitement, but have a listen
to what I've received.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Hi, this is that Sharan, Hey Whipper, it's Lady j Here. Hey,
what's up. It's Taylor Swift. This is Nick.

Speaker 5 (19:04):
Jonas Ma Damon from Team America.

Speaker 7 (19:08):
Hi, it's Elie Perry, Australian cricketer and Fox Sports ambassador.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Hey, Whipper, it's doctor Chris Brown here. I just wanted
to wish Whipper the best.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Of luck as commentator for a backyard cricket.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Hey, woll Bron, it's Tarry Read here. Hey check Besides
DJ Charlie, I want to see how much of an
inspiration you are to me. Hey, I'm Lewis Allinson. Hey
it's Guys Abastian.

Speaker 11 (19:26):
Thank you so much for the incredible inspirational work that
you're doing.

Speaker 13 (19:30):
Massive congratitude Kate for making team captain.

Speaker 6 (19:33):
What an upgrade from Whipper.

Speaker 13 (19:34):
I guess it's good Whip. You're doing commentary this year.
No matter what anyone says, it's a very important job.
At least you won't get out for a duck this
year through he.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
Lets him and Joel.

Speaker 7 (19:43):
Here, Whipper, your sweet vocal cords have been waiting for
this moment to arrive.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
You are the perfect man.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
For the job.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Keep your eyes on the Ballmone and look, Whipper.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
I don't even really know what cricket is, but one day,
when I grow up, I want to be just like you.

Speaker 14 (19:56):
Hi, it's Sarah Broathwaite here. How's that whipper? That's a
luck with your commentary. You're going to need it, I guess.
But don't worry. If you fall, I'll pick you up.
That's the way it's going to be.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Love Daryl, it's.

Speaker 4 (20:09):
A beautiful tributes. There some beautiful messages coming through.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
You've got Darryll now you your wedding video.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
I know you've got.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
Him to pump you up in the commentary and Ryan
focusing on just the one mention there. I draw back
to Lewis Hamilton and also Edge Sheer and I thank
you for.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
The guitara ree and that was unbelievd.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
I get that, Damon. I didn't ask for it.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
They just said from Team America.

Speaker 4 (20:37):
Let's not break it down too much. But in the
come try Bucks. It's good to know everybody is excited
about the role I'll be playing in the backyard cricket
for twenty twenty three.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
This is going to be a disaster.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
Tell me we need to get some help in there
for Can we please find some proper commentators?

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Yes, well, we've still got one more spot, don't.

Speaker 15 (20:58):
We've got a few more. We're announcing more on Tuesday.
But we've got one more spo for a.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
Lucky need to register at than overplayer if you want
to win your spot. This is anybody whom a right Tommy,
if you want to win a spot on Kate's team,
there is one spot available and that big name celebrity
that's Tuesday.

Speaker 15 (21:14):
Tuesday.

Speaker 4 (21:16):
But keep the messages coming through.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Can I just quickly look at but how we look later? Okay?
So we're thirty one degrees with the sun shining. It's
going to be hot.

Speaker 4 (21:29):
Man, I'm going to need water in that commentary box Car,
They're going to be flat out exciting. Registered overplayer, you
could be the next Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
It gives you in with Kate Richie Podcast.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
This is a moment.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
I think that's going to change somebody's life right now.
Kate's Sweet Seats.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Hate Riches, Sweet Seats, unreal Smy live with nob.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
This cage caated box, we're talking to sweet this is
the best spot to watch Taylor Swift.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
Kate's got her own sweets. She wants you to come along.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
We've got to double to give away, mate to throwing
ten thousand dollars cash as well.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
Mate, do you know what's so amazing about this too?
You know how quickly the tickets sold out and then
if you could get your hands on them. Mean, you
know how much you spent on these tickets. So we're
not only giving you the tickets, we're giving you ten
thousand dollars as well. This is just huge.

Speaker 6 (22:22):
What are we going to do?

Speaker 4 (22:23):
Ryan James, you want to steer this? Are you going
to make a phone call here?

Speaker 2 (22:27):
Yeah, we're going to make a phone call right now.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
So if you've been on our show all this week,
at any time you are in the running, have your
phone ready. Let's call somebody back right now.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Hello, is this Bernadette, Yes.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
It is okay, Benterdette. My name is Steve. I'll work
for the producing team of the fifteen month Ocat Richie Show.
Just checking you're in the drawer, congratulations, Just checking you
got your phone on in case we called you back
if you've won.

Speaker 5 (22:57):
Okay, thank you, Yes, my phone's definitely on it.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
I am married, all right, So you'll get a phone
call within the next three seconds, Bernadette, you are going
to Bernadette.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
Okay, oh my god, you've got tickets. Indicate sweet box
and then you've got the ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
Bernadette, you are not You are not just going to
Taylor Swift.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
You are going in luxury, young lady, And tell us
about yourself, Bernadette. Are you in a relationship, if you've
got a family, what's the going.

Speaker 5 (23:51):
Yes, I'm married. I've been with my partner, Evan. We've
been married for five years. I have a beautiful daughter.
She's her name is Eleanna. We're all big Taylor Swift band.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
And what would ten thousand dollars mean to you, Bernadette, Oh.

Speaker 5 (24:07):
My goodness, Well I think we'd definitely be using that
to go on a big family holiday. Till us.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
Oh my god. So who's in the background? Was that
Evan in the background?

Speaker 5 (24:17):
Were upstairs listening to the radio? And now they's just
run downstead?

Speaker 4 (24:20):
Oh all right. So I mean, out of the two
of them, you've obviously got a great friend there. I mean,
if you've got two tickets, Bernadette, are you taking Evan
or the best friend?

Speaker 5 (24:29):
Well, I'm taking my little sister. Her name is Madeline.
She's nine years older.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
Wow, Maddie's going to lose their mind.

Speaker 5 (24:36):
Yes, I'm not going to tell her I want so
I'm going to go to her house on Sunday with
the big signs saying we.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
Want can you film that, Bernadette and then send it
to us? That would be amazing.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
Oh my god, that on a Friday world, What a
great way to start the long weekend. Berna, Enjoy, enjoy,
Taylor Swift and ten thousand dollars coming your way.

Speaker 5 (25:01):
Oh, thank you so much. I really appreciate it. Thank you,
thank you, thank you.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
Tom.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
You know what the sweet?

Speaker 3 (25:10):
It's not a it's Kate, Bernadette, a little sister. It's
not a three person sweet. No, there's more seats in that.
Are they gone to corporates or what? Because I don't
know what this looks like. What does the sweet look like?
How many seats in it?

Speaker 4 (25:22):
Well, let me guess you've given it to other advertising
people and then Kate and Bernard and their sister are
in there.

Speaker 15 (25:28):
No, Kate, Tom, They're going to have a wonderful time
and what a great competition.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
Fit's just go a bit closer to Tom.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Tom. I don't know if you know. Under the desk
here I'm putting in some knucklebusters. What do you want?

Speaker 6 (25:43):
I got to address you and a picture outfit in
a minute.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
All I'm saying, Tom is that there's more room. And
you know what, no executives from Nova are getting those seats. No,
you know what, No one here down, no one he
works at Nova's getting those sweets. We want to give
them to the listeners. So can we give away another
double to Taylor Swift in Kate's Sweet?

Speaker 4 (26:02):
Come on to hold it on the ground.

Speaker 15 (26:04):
I've got some good news. We've got more tickets to
the Sweet and more cash.

Speaker 6 (26:11):
Let's do it again?

Speaker 4 (26:12):
What we're doing it again? Two tickets and ten thousand dollars?
Oh my god, have you lost your mind completely?

Speaker 2 (26:18):
Mad man? You are grave. You'll be starting, You'll be
producing the show from an institution rug and the mobile phone.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
Two tickets next week and ten thousand dollars to Taylor Swift.
Oh my god, all right, that's next week.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Sits you and with Her with Kate Richie Podcast.

Speaker 4 (26:44):
How do you know if you found the right one?
How do you know? Do you listen to your head?
Do you listen to your heart? Oh my god, this
is the forever person, one person to live with for
the rest of my life. How do you make that decision?
A relationship expert has come out and SAIDs very simple.
We're going to magic rule. Guys. There is a magic
rule to know when you've stumbled across the one. I

(27:06):
think everybody asks. This question fits and it's got a
little bit to do with Jade, who rang the show earlier.
She was twenty three. She's about to go on a
holiday to Africa with a man who's twenty four. She
was saying, I hope he proposes, he needs to propose.
I think we should get married. We said, Jag, you're
too young.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Slow down.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
You've got a lot of living to do, because I
think you looan through relationships and you take so much
knowledge and relationship experience from one relationship to the next,
and therefore you only know when you're when it's the one,
when you've got that level of maturity through growing in relationships.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
'tise you getting deep now? So why can't Jade ask
to marry him? You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (27:51):
You reckon? She should flip it and so hang on
a minute, don't look at that, wilder beast, have a
look at this.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Marry me.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
If she feels that way, why can't.

Speaker 4 (27:59):
She Relationship Expeta said, I'll give you the magic rule.
This has gone wild on TikTok, magic man. Listen.

Speaker 6 (28:07):
Now it's a mathematical equation. You can work it out.
And here's the magic rule.

Speaker 10 (28:12):
Imagine you're hiring as secretary. You have one hundred possible candidates.
You have to evaluate each one one at a time.
So after the first one you have to say yes
or no. After the second one yes or no, you
can't go back to a previous one. At what point
should I hire someone? The mathematically correct answer is that
you should interview thirty seven percent, look at them, and
say who was the single best person of that thirty

(28:34):
seven that's now your benchmark person. Next time that you
find someone who you like as much or more, you
should hire them. You should do the same thing in dating.
You've likely already dated a lot of people. Think about
who your benchmark person is. The next time you find
someone who you like as much or more than your
benchmark person, commit and don't keep worrying about what else
is out there.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Easy.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
Oh, so you know what you like and you know
what works for you. So if you find someone you
thought was great, use them as you bench Then when
you find somebody similar to that, louck it down.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
No, no, no, no, but what about your high school sweetheart
that could be your number one?

Speaker 4 (29:08):
You will let that be your benchmark that then becomes
the new rule that's your scale mate.

Speaker 7 (29:13):
But also and fits you think about, you go, Okay,
you've found one that you really like.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
You're awesome, you tick all the boxes.

Speaker 7 (29:20):
So now I'm going to fling you off so I
can now start dating a whole new pool of people
to see if I can find someone I like as
much as you know you don't.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Rather than just stay with that, now, you don't handball.

Speaker 4 (29:31):
The one right you're hoping that you've got a benchmark
already in place.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
That's what you say, Why did you get rid of
the benchmark?

Speaker 4 (29:37):
Because the benchmark didn't work out? But you look, everybody
right as you sit here right now, thinks about somebody
that they could have been with, and it could have
worked with that person. That is your benchmark.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
If you fall in love with the first person that
you meet, right, you can't. You then can't say to yourself, well,
I haven't had my thirty seven percent yet.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
I'll go out and have a bit of a look.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
I will go through a third of my future dating
hangar career, and then I will go back to the original.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
See, I think it's not bad advice. Childhood sweethearts often
don't work because they don't know anything else, and in
their mind and their heart, they think I would have
loved to explore a little bit more.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
How do you is that statistic that high school sweethearts
often don't work?

Speaker 4 (30:22):
I would suggest that, Okay, I'm going to launch. I
would suggest seventy percent of childhood sweethearts don't work in
this betime. Now can you tell me in twenty twenty
three the childhood sweethearts work? It doesn't at all. The
world is too big and far too adventurous than to
lock yourself down to the first person you meet. Mate,

(30:44):
that's nineteen twenty stuff like you're working back a hundred years.
These days, it's transactional. Shout around a bit, explore, find yourself,
find them, find a bit more of yourself, and then
sit it all down with.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Kate Richie podcast.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
I can't shake my face like that.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
And it's riddling wobbles.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
You're just nervous about it, aren't you?

Speaker 2 (31:15):
And I'm the riddle good very seriously, because I like
to win.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
I don't win anything anymore apart from coming in and
doing breakfast for you guys every day and my heart.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
Here we go, guys. We're gonna start with an easy
one and we ready to go. You use a knife
to slice my head and weep inside when I am dead?

Speaker 2 (31:35):
What am i? Orange? Onion onions?

Speaker 4 (31:39):
Correct?

Speaker 2 (31:42):
You know what? Thank you for saying I'm doing well
because I'm a confidence player. Look at me, go, you're a.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
Big game player too. Here we go.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
She's got a possession early, she's off, look at her?

Speaker 4 (31:52):
Go, Oh my god, one bounce. I have two eyes
but cannot see. I'm hot and cold, both red and green?
What am i? Oh my goodness, no the other day?
What do you mean? Did you mean playing riddle time without?
That's what I mean with my daughter? But oh no,

(32:14):
you the microphone. I have two eyes but cannot see.
I'm hot when cold, both red and green. Tom's thinking, yeah,
you've been you have been riddled, all three of you.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Something with the letters I.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
James is ticking well. Ryan James is having a bit
of a sniff around it.

Speaker 15 (32:41):
Two eyes and no sea. So that word doesn't have
a scene in it.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
I'm guessing it does.

Speaker 15 (32:47):
Okay, one more time.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
Sure, thank you for the opportunity to share. I have
two eyes but cannot see. I'm hot and cold, both
red and green.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Na, it's not it's not name.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
No, think about it.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
You eat them grapes. No, no, it's got two eyes.

Speaker 4 (33:12):
Okay, No, you're doing well with your.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Red and green.

Speaker 6 (33:15):
I can see where you've come from.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
No, it's got two eyes in it.

Speaker 4 (33:20):
Don't yell at me. I'm hot, Katie ritchie.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
It's not my name from two? Can she get the
hat tricks? And can I do it? Quickly thinking to me,
I'll just check points and yes, here we go.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
Birds flying high, put a lump in your throat. Don't
believe my lies, or they'll sink your boat. What are
we talking about?

Speaker 2 (34:00):
An anchor?

Speaker 4 (34:01):
No, it's one word that links them all together. Birds
flying high, a lump in your throat. Don't believe my lies,
or they'll sink your boat. The letter Why no, no sugar,

(34:21):
No tough riddles. Today we're making you think this will
be this will be interesting.

Speaker 15 (34:28):
Looking forward to now, I'm waiting for it, mate, frog.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
Frog, birds flying high, lump in your throat, don't believe
my lies. Oh, they'll sink your boat.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
I think I know it is it swallow.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
Swallow is obviously the bird, and then the lump in
your th road and then the sinking of a boat.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
How does this sink a boat?

Speaker 7 (35:06):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (35:06):
My god, well done? Three from three Kate Richie?

Speaker 2 (35:09):
Could she do? Four from four?

Speaker 4 (35:11):
Mandy and mascot?

Speaker 2 (35:12):
What's the riddle you've got?

Speaker 12 (35:15):
What lives in winter, dies in summer and grows with
its roots at the top?

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Swallow? A carrot? Is the carrot? Is it an actual
vegetable or something? Mandy?

Speaker 12 (35:33):
Or no? No, no, no, it's not a vege.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
It's not a food, is ice?

Speaker 12 (35:39):
I think.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
Your saucy minx? Mandy? Thank you?

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Love Bitsy and Whipper with Kate Ritchie is a Nova podcast.
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