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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Fits you and with her with Kate Ritchie podcast made
I want to jump in.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I don't want this to be all about me, but
my god, it's my birthday, you said earlier on on
the show, you said, happy birthday, mate, Congratulations.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
You're forty four. I'm kind of just felt a little
bit agis. I would like to sort of.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Launch emotion here to stop with the.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Numbering when it comes to.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Ages, because I think it's more important that we sort
of we celebrate birthdays in celebrate.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Yeah, I thought you were forty eight.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
To be honest with you, every year molds into another one,
and I thought we were starting to plan for your fiftieth.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Nasty, and you're the older one.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
If you remember that much, you can base your age
on that and then just drop it back a few
So I don't want to use going forward now, I
won't use numbers as such. I'm just going to refer
to my age as in eras of my life.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
I've been through the team of Swift, I've been through
the teenage era, and now I.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Think between sort of thirty and fifty five. Maybe if
you ask me how old I am now, I'm just
going to say in my prime.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
So right now, I'm in prime. That's the era that
I'm in.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
And you know, I said that to Dad on the
weekend and he said, well, I'm in my I suppose
later prime, But I said, no, you're more prime max
because you're like seventy five plus you're seniors.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
That's a different era if you're in your prime now. Yeah,
it's disappointing for everyone around you, isn't it really?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
But what if I get even better and I don't
realize I'm in my I'm not in my prime now and.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I'm just improving on the spot four kilos down. Here's
where things have taken a bit of a turn.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I don't want to I don't want to ruin any
celebration on my birthday.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Fits.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I need to tell you something that's happened, and it
happened on the weekend. And I haven't really told anybody this,
And I certainly don't think that Lisa has noticed or
she's playing a trick on me as a test, because
it was our ten year anniversary not long ago.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I've lost my wedding ring.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Oh no, I get will you usually do that before
we go and have a couple of drinks. But this
is fair didn't give.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Taking it off and losing it.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I just don't know where I've put it. I've got
absolutely no idea. We were in Melbourne over the weekend
and I thought, oh, maybe it's down there. I've quietly
put in a phone called a mum. She's got no
idea where it is.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
My finger go to Cashi's. My finger feels naked. And
I know that a wedding ring, especially for a guy,
it's not that expensive. That's not the point. It was
to take it off. When do you take it off?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I took it off when I was typing or something
that was annoying me for some reason, or maybe I.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Tinder no no typing. We were catching up for lunch
once and you just send a photo of your hand
without the ring and said rings off for lunch. Fellas,
let's got large word for you. Tell you what. I
wouldn't have been in the prime of my life, and
I made that comment. I would have been. It would
have been pre prime.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
At that stage. But I thought I'd give Lisa a
call just to see, and I'm hoping she goes, gotcha,
I've got your ring, probably seeing happy birthday with the
kids there.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Running for Kate's sweet seats next week next week's version.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Hello, Hi, Darlay, Hi.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Is everyone on this very special day?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
It's a special day thing for you.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Don't worry too much about the singing. It's never sort
of been your strength.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
But I just I wanted to know whether you'd played
a bit of a prank on me, because in this
radio game, we have a bit of a laugh, don't we,
And the next thing you know, everybody gets filled in
on the prank that's got to reveal and we laugh.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Prank.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Have you have you got my Have you got my
wedding ring?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
My god? Have you actually lost it?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Have you got it?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
No?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Is this a stitch up? Who dubbed me? And when
I get home I'm going to kill them?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Have you actually lost your wedding ring?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
So you haven't got it and you haven't noticed.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I haven't noticed. No, tell me, seriously, have you lost
your wedding ring? I'm think of seeing your watch floating
around in all weird looks and crownings of the house,
and now you've lost your wedding ring. Seriously, be honest
with me. Is this a stitch up on me? Now?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Not reversed stitch up. I thought you were stitching me up.
This is not a stitch up. Snap back.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
You never take it off.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Why do you take it?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Can I ask sorry lace to jump in the high lace?
How are you?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Why do you take it off?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Mate?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I think I've been working out so much that my
fingers sweat well when i'm when i'm when the prime,
but when the prime body is pumping, the fingers swell
and I think that's why I took it off after
my PT session with TK.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
So you've legitimately lost your ring.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Okay, she doesn't have it. Doesn't sound like she's.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Got it bad for you.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Well, if you weren't sure what to get me for
my birthday, I'm.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Still waiting for some jewelry for our ten year wedding anniversary. Sorry,
the neighbors are just doing a renovation.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Sorry, that's okay. Well, as I reminded, Jip Rockers rocked
up again.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Hang on a minute, is that honestly the renovation or
is that the kids?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
That's the renovation?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Okay, all right, I'll.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Yell out to them to keep it down because I'm
on the radio.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
They might be able to renovate a new ring for me.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
This is a bad day for you, Michael Whisley.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Do you know what Lisa said to me just on
the anniversary. She said, congratulations, How exciting is this? Ten years?
Is diamonds good?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
It's ten? And that a minion. They're going for a
beer in the tiny.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Diamond.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Oh no, this isn't a good birthday.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
I'm not happy. I love you, Darling. You don't need
a wedding ring to show.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
That, so don't come home until you find it.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Well, if you understand the line, you can play riddle
time just after the news, so everyone's a winner.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
The pranks not on me, Thanks Darling.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Bye.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
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Speaker 3 (06:30):
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Speaker 4 (06:31):
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Speaker 3 (06:33):
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