October 30, 2019 • 38 mins
Two of the biggest names in Australia, Chris Hemsworth and the Prime Minister Scott Morrison. Chris is on to chat about how he picked up a hitchhiker once and Scomo is on to pick a team ahead of the Backyard Cricket match at his house. Aussie Aussie Aussie! Plus why you shouldn't google your symptons.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, podcast is thanks for listening.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Now.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
There are at least two massive guests on this episode
of the podcast spoiler there's three.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
One is doctor Andrew Rochford.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
He is in for cricket and we have the Prime
Minister Scott Morrison right at the end of this episode
ahead of the cricket match which you can see on
the fifty Whippers Socials. And we're getting underway right now
with one of the big guns of Hollywood, Chris Hemsworth.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
I am for olden stuff. We are the man in
black beautiful. Chris Hemsworth joins us. Now, how are you be, fellow?
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Joins laugh.
Speaker 5 (00:39):
Never put yourself on stage next to Chris Hemsworth. You
just can't compete. I mean he has been described, especially
after yesterday, for everybody that was there, just a ten
out of ten.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Yeah, he's pretty good.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Like last night, I was sitting so we're looking at
photos and she's just zooming in on him, going, here's
my dream man, an efficiency.
Speaker 6 (00:56):
He's a lovely guy, well.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Known, he's got to be something.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
He's got to have bad breath foot right, I'm sorry
it would be bad or it.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Could be trying to pick him a heart. Last night
and I couldn't he that's hard to say, but.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
You never know. He could be. He could struggle in
the bedroom, you just throwing Allegedly we both had had
a few drinks that night. I can't really remember too.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
It was your performance okay or you failed. I mean,
how do you get a guy so tall, so handsome,
so laid back, so successful, such a good bloke. I've
fallen in love as well.
Speaker 7 (01:32):
For the girls advertise it doesn't happen overnight, but you've
got to work on it.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Took me a while to.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Figure out what it would take any the new Chris Hemsworth,
Ryan Fitzgerald walk into the studio. It was a special
event at the Opera House for Tourism Australia and I
was lucky enough to m ce this one. So they
officially unveiled the new global campaign. So the next three years.
The philosophy with an AU s in the middle. The
campaign is inviting people to come down under experience the
unique way of Australian life. So it talks about the
(02:00):
Australian people. The personality is our way of life. So
line up. Yesterday, Terry Iman was there, Doctor Terry Erwin,
Robert Ewan, was there, Karlie Kwong was there to help
launch the campaign, and then the one and only Chris
Hemsworth as a surprise there. So you can imagine the
room when this bloke wandered here. Anyway, we sat down
one on one. Here was the chat Chris Hemsworth.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Hello, how are you are?
Speaker 5 (02:21):
You just arrived this morning?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
I did? Yeah, jet leg, jet leg.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Of course, it's amazing you've managed. He must have been
Did you get a surf in this morning?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
No?
Speaker 8 (02:30):
No, he's us six thirty I got up to come here,
so that was that's pretty It's a great kids were
awaken about six, So.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
That's that natural alarm clock that goes.
Speaker 8 (02:38):
Off through them, sort of jumping from your head.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
It's relaxing, is it's really fun?
Speaker 5 (02:42):
A day in the life of Chris Hemsworth. What does
that look like if you're on holidays? Are you not working?
You've got time on your hands?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
What does the day look like there?
Speaker 5 (02:51):
That alarm clock kicks off?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Early alarm clock? The three kids?
Speaker 8 (02:54):
Yeah, yep, it's we've started riding our bikes to school
or their bikes and it's a pretty nerve wracking experience
with three under seven dealing with crossing the road in
the traffic and so.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Holding the back tire and teaching them.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
To ride as well.
Speaker 8 (03:08):
It's just a big whistle, hold them up at each
road and so on, so you get them to school
on time, which is always a bonus. And then have
a train, have a surf horse, ride motorbike riders.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
It's sick.
Speaker 8 (03:22):
It's very boring. Touchhop duty, Touch shop duty. Yeah, I
did that a couple of times. My wife is in there,
you know, holding down the foot pretty.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Great in the new campaign, and we look at the
philosophy and it's a way of thinking a little bit
more about Australian things like no worries and shoes optional.
How would you sum up the phrase no worries, you know,
to someone that hasn't heard it before.
Speaker 8 (03:45):
Well, I mean quite literally, no worries, don't worry about it,
you forget about it. It also has become a bit
of a manta or a bit of a motto for
I don't know, facing diversity or challenges. You know that
there's a real, I think wonderful notion of you know,
just to get up, dust yourself off, keep moving forward.
(04:05):
And there's a real sort of communal sense of support
with that too, you're back. Yeah, everyone sort of seems
to have each other's back. And then don't worry about it, mate,
No worries. On we go, you know, from the smallest
things to the biggest things and the.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Ability to power through. One of the philosophis is around matship,
where's the strangest place you've made friends with a stranger?
Speaker 8 (04:25):
In Australia, we have this busy sort of press to
around the world and then round through Australia and we're
lucky enough to be chopped from one location to the next.
And on the way to the airport, we saw a
backpacker with a sign headed to the same location we
were heading to, and we said this would be pretty funny.
(04:48):
So the boys got out there, you know, the camera
and that stuff filming, and then we're like where you're headed.
He's like, oh, Byron Bay. I'm like, I will give
you a left mates if we jumps in the car.
He's like, isn't it that way? And we're headed to
the airport. Backed into the airport, where are we going?
Straight on the tarmac onto the chopper. And he was
a young American backpacker, musician and was just blown away
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and we flew right into the heart of iron. And
the whole time he thought this is fun. But does
this say for these guys, these people? And then like
as we landed, he turned over to my mate and
he goes, thaw, I think it is and he's like, no,
it's not, it's not.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
So he's the guy that's just trying to get around.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
He's probably gonna work out, you know, he's got enough
money for his next meal. And then he's in a.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Chopper with Thor.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
It was we got some joh. I love that he
had the guitar in the chop. It didn't he at
the guitar and the chop.
Speaker 8 (05:41):
We're like, give us a song and you couldn't hear anything.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
It's like, it's great, you're doing wonderful. I love that
luckiest guy on the planet.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Ladies and gentlemen, if you can put your hands together
for Chris Hemsworth, he's joined to see you today. Thank you, Chris.
What a superstar. And to tell you what, when you're
sitting on stage with him, no one is looking at you.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Birds and the bee's chat with your kids.
Speaker 7 (06:04):
We had a bit of a chuckle in there this
we're talking in the office this morning about it, and
you tell your kids there's the great book where the
Babies Come From.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
With a store sah, which is always good as well.
Speaker 7 (06:15):
Whipper's explanation was, well, we just tell the kids that
mummy and daddy love each other and that's how a
baby comes.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
You can't tell that to a kid when they get
to the age of ten.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
If you look, there was a there's a graph and
with their age that goes up. The level of detail
goes up as well, so they'll become a point where
they just cross over and you go, right, I need
to be honest here about this, how this actually happens.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
I don't think there is a graph, mate, here, there
is no where show me.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Well, I don't know what age it would be would
be age appropriate depending on your kids. But if ted
comes to me and says, what act do you do
and he's seven years old, I'm going to tell him
what act it takes to make a baby, I'll be
very clear of it might not be ready for that.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
Okay, Obviously we've all seen as it was. I was
really confronted with you know, we've all been there.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Well it was that was that was the classic Australian.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Book of It is an adult to go back to
it as a school kid, you're sat in the library
and had a giggle.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
But to look at now, I was like, okay, so
this is the deal, right.
Speaker 7 (07:12):
So we showed that book to Lenny who was five
at the time, and Huey was not how did he go?
It's a year later now and Lenny they're all laughing,
laughing their heads off, they.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
See, you know, he's really hanging out. It's full on.
Huey's now at the age of ten where I think,
I think it is the age of ten where you
realize that is disgusting.
Speaker 7 (07:35):
I think it hits you, you know, the reality if
that's if that is going to go into that, that's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
That's really bad.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
It's when a kid and I remember where I was
round at a makes place in his front yard and
we'd been painting with a silver text of snail shells
and we were trying to race them. And I found
out what it took to make a baby, and my
mind jumped to what my mum and dad must have done.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
What was his mum and dad doing it? At the time, I.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Just he told me what the man has to do
with the woman. And I remember making the connection that
my mum and dad must have done that, and I
was like, no, wey it is honey, you remember that.
I don't remember any learning the realization that your mum
and dad did that.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
That was jarring.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
That was whenever mum used to appear with really flushed cheeks.
Speaker 7 (08:22):
Well, I think I think it's the age for guys.
It could be earlier for girls because they were doing mature.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
When you've got an older sibling, they tell you, you know,
you get all the locker room chats.
Speaker 7 (08:33):
I think between teen and fourteen it's the disgusting stage
when you go that is disgusting. When you hit fourteen
and puberty fascinating, you can start realizing, oh, now I
know that might actually be quite good down the track.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
It's such a boy reaction.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
I'm going to book that in for about three years time,
and by then I'll be ready for it.
Speaker 7 (08:54):
The reason why I am bringing this up there's a
viral video that's come out overnight. A girl who's ten
years of age, so she at the disgusting age that is,
so she's obviously just been told about the birds and
the bees. She thinks it's disgusting. Mom comes home and
has some news for her that she's going to be
a big sister. Okay, this is what happened, sister. She
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walks away. At this stage, she's discussed, she's disgusted. She's
looking at Mom and dad going just and her face, Sarah,
it was screwing up going.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
She was putting two and two together, and then she's
asking where was I what you did in the house?
This is horrible. Terminator one of the greatest movies of
all time.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
Terminated was just no mate, hang on a minute. Terminator
two was so much better than one. Oh, give me
a brake, we question without thirteen twenty four to ten?
Give me Aminator one or two?
Speaker 6 (10:13):
He was widely known. Wasn't it the number two was better?
Speaker 3 (10:17):
No, it's not at all.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
Broke the rules?
Speaker 6 (10:18):
Who was iconic?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Number one broke the rules?
Speaker 5 (10:21):
It broke the rules because normally the sequel is the struggler. Yeah,
and number two is easily better.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Than number one.
Speaker 7 (10:26):
There's a lot of movies that are better than the second,
are better than the force, Like what Toy Story two
now is.
Speaker 6 (10:33):
A bit of a slippery slope, wasn't it?
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Haven't Jaws too. They say Jaws too.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
They say it was all Rocky seven, team of two
between the Jaws films, the shark attacking people.
Speaker 7 (10:46):
The first one though, when he rocks up completely nerd.
It's not for a walk, it's just amazing.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
No, no, no, not in Jaws, says we're back on
the Terminator.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
I'll just ask you did that happened? Yeah, a story
where is where he rocks up?
Speaker 7 (11:03):
See you play to Sir Marnold Schwartson the audio yesterday,
this was unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Didn't know but the James Cameron's original choice controversially was O. J.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Simpson.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Simpson, but they didn't think he was much of a
killer at the time.
Speaker 7 (11:18):
As it turns out, he was allegedly. Okay, so Terminator
now this this is ad placement gone wrong.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
So you know there's a new terminal Terminator.
Speaker 7 (11:33):
Out at the moment, and Arnie's in it. The original
Sarah Connors is in it as well, set.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
In a nursing home.
Speaker 7 (11:38):
So there's quite a few billboards that's gone up around
Australia for Terminator, the new movie Dark Fate.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Yeah. The only thing is, though.
Speaker 7 (11:47):
Who's the idiot that's put this billboard up? Sarah next
to Mary Stops Australia, which is an abortion clinic.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Yeah, it hasn't gone down too well. It's a bit sad.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
People must read those situations. You must think about your
product and your placement.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
But hang on, those two billboards could be owned by
different people. Like one of them is the center, another
one is an advertising billboard. Yeah, I know, but you
wouldn't say someone's done that on.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
Per I hope that was taken down.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
It's happened a few times before.
Speaker 7 (12:17):
I mean, this one was over in the States at
Tucson in Arizona, the gun show at the Tucson Convention Center.
And just underneath was lowest prices for affordable caskets memorial markers. Yep,
come on in, you'll get your best price. This is
another one as well, pregnant get answers ring this number,
And just underneath was one for a market that's on
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this Saturday. One person's trash is another person's treasure.
Speaker 6 (12:41):
Lovely, lovely.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
So many options that go down too well.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Read this.
Speaker 7 (12:45):
It was a work safety billboard, Sarah, right there.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
And it's a mum holding her daughter going where's daddy.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
So Daddy's actually had a workplace accident, and just behind
it is the spearmint rhino gentleman's class.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
So where is daddy? Where's where's daddy?
Speaker 5 (13:01):
That's quite fun, mummy when you say accident, where was that?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
And this is my favorite as well.
Speaker 7 (13:08):
One in three people in Louisiana will die from heart disease.
But you can also try the new Ham cheese Croissanic
burger next.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Well, it is good.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
The doctor has come out and said, stop googling your symptoms, guys.
It leads to devastation, anxiety and panic, unfound escalation and
anxiety of society. I understand this because I reckon when
you google something and you're thinking, oh, chest pain, maybe
I'll google that. You're trying to find worse case and
then hope that you can back it off slightly and
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you're not going to die. You might look and then
you'll find out, oh, that could be that. But also
the symptoms would mean I'd need a redhead and I
don't have that, so I'm fine.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
I'm going to be okay, big one at the moment.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
If you look for the spots on your body, and
I worry about skin cancers and stuff like that as well,
and then I think.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
There is an app now where you can take a
photo of a spot on your body and send to them.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
Do you know what, just go to the Doctor's wrong
with it?
Speaker 3 (14:03):
It's not that easy, Sarah, It is that easy.
Speaker 7 (14:06):
Prioritize what else?
Speaker 6 (14:08):
No, no, no, But what have you got in your
day today?
Speaker 3 (14:10):
This is like people don't.
Speaker 6 (14:11):
Want to pay for health insurance but are happy to
pay for.
Speaker 7 (14:15):
I can understand me, but you don't understand people who
work two jobs nine to five.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
They've got kids that they've got to pick up after school.
Speaker 6 (14:24):
Saying it's easy. But if you can find time to
go for beers or to the gym, Sarah, go shopping,
you can go to the doctor.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
Monday's leg day, Tuesday's buyers, Wednesdays tries, and Thursday's thighs.
He does not have time to get to a doctor.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
But not just every time something pops up on your body.
You're going to go to the doctor.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
That's the thing.
Speaker 6 (14:45):
Taking a photo on an app is a bit dangerous
because you can't really guarantee that the app knows what
it's doing.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
In the UK, one point five million health related searchers
per month. In the old Google, people trying to work
out what's wrong with them? The number one is I
get rid of the stomach ache. Okay, The chances of
you finding a correct answer is about forty seven percent,
the stats say, so, there's really no point when you
go up to something like is pneumonia contagious?
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Great question?
Speaker 5 (15:15):
Seventy two percent accuracy on that.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Oh that's fair enough.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
So you know, if you're typing in the obvious, you're
going to get accurate. Something's either contagious or it's not.
Isn't it is?
Speaker 3 (15:26):
I don't know. I have no idea. The issue is,
you know pneumonia is not contagious.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
It's not, is it? Dr Tom.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
Tommy did a nursing course.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Surely just literally google it, tom. What they're saying google it.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
They're not going to give you one hundred percent because
there's so many websites out there that might be misleading
and false. The report of the accuracy on where people
end up on these websites, how can you trust it?
But you do? It sets in panic. Tommy, you got
an answer.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Pneumonia can be contagious? Website?
Speaker 5 (15:59):
Is that? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Is that? I just discussion for it. I just googled it.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
Yeah, there's seventy two percent chance, your right.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Top.
Speaker 9 (16:06):
Like we're discussing specifically how inaccurate Google is, and then
comfortably relied on his Google.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
It's like, when you're googling the topic that you're interested
in that you formed the depinion on, You're going to
find the answer somewhere on a website if you want that.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
You there. What's George Clooney's networth? Oh?
Speaker 5 (16:22):
Yeah, question, let's play the game. Let's move on to that.
Nina and Ermington, welcome to the show. What do you
think George Clooney's worth? I know, sorry, wrong, top?
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Did you use did you use doctor? Google? Before? Needs?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Can I start by saying it's I'm alive, You're alive?
Speaker 10 (16:38):
I had I relied on Google.
Speaker 11 (16:39):
I'd been very deeply in the ground by now.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
I had a lonk growing on my cheek, and after
having a baby it got bigger.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
So in my family and.
Speaker 6 (16:48):
I started googling, and we're convinced I had cancer.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
I went the doctor.
Speaker 11 (16:53):
They decided to suit it to remove it, which made us.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Even more straight. Yeah, and it turns out it was
a block fell over a gland.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
Oh man, But how's the panic, Nina.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Okay, well that clears up.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
That clears up our concern about tom because if you've
seen that mountain growing on the side of his head,
I've been wondering whether we need a doctor Tommy.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Did you have a cracket?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
No?
Speaker 3 (17:16):
I left it.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
I thought you guys could play cricket on it later
if you want.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Quite the mound and tat it off and bowl.
Speaker 7 (17:21):
Okay, mate, Sarah, Sarah and Cherry Brook.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Have you used doctor Google before?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
I sure have?
Speaker 5 (17:29):
Was it good to you? What did you find? What
was the issue?
Speaker 9 (17:32):
So?
Speaker 11 (17:32):
I had a sawce stomach and I googled my symptoms
and it told me that I had a pendicitis. Oh God,
and so I went I went to the doctor and
they told me that I also had appendicitis.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
Oh it's good.
Speaker 11 (17:45):
And so I went to hospital and they couldn't even
find my appendix when they did all the scam.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
I had it already been taken out? Yes?
Speaker 5 (17:54):
Or no?
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (17:55):
No, it hasn't and.
Speaker 6 (17:57):
It wasn't inflamed, is what you're saying.
Speaker 11 (18:00):
They couldn't find it in any skin.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
So you don't have an appendix? She does? Apparently, did
you do you should have googled, do I have to
stop give?
Speaker 5 (18:16):
Everyone has an appendix when you're handing out thirteen twenty fourteen,
What body part.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Weren't you born with? Top? That's a difficultable ring.
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Speaker 3 (19:05):
Michael Jackson. How good is Michael Jackson his career? Yeah,
I suppose there.
Speaker 6 (19:12):
Was a few thures Michael Jackson nothing.
Speaker 5 (19:14):
How good was some people's opinions? Sarah, you might say, well,
I did.
Speaker 7 (19:18):
Watch the Moonwalk for the first time the other day,
you know, when he did it for the first time
twenty five that that was an amazing moment. Sure, we've
got to think of those moments.
Speaker 6 (19:28):
We'll focus on that.
Speaker 7 (19:29):
There's a few impersonators that still go around the world
make a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Off Michael Jackson. I mean it's a unique type of.
Speaker 5 (19:35):
Dancing Jason Jackson, of course. Yeah, and his dad had
committed to turning their own house in Coursula, I think
into the Netherland ranch. Great effort.
Speaker 7 (19:46):
Okay, now this has just come out, it's gone viral
and it's a guy in Indonesia. He's an impersonator and
I am not joking. He looks exactly like Michael Jackson suggesting.
Now this is he's doing the call out to everyone
to come to his show.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
This is what he sounds like. Sarah.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Hello, So.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Meanhow to all Michael Jackson fans come and where's he perform?
Stunting perform? Come and watch me perform, perform. He sounds
a little bit. He does sound like an Indonesian Michael Jackson. Yeah,
have we got another one?
Speaker 8 (20:26):
Hello you guys, I see you there.
Speaker 7 (20:29):
I am.
Speaker 8 (20:31):
I see you.
Speaker 7 (20:31):
So he's got thriller going in the background. Can you
gather around Tom's computer.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
You're ready for this, gal, this is going to blow
your mind. Looks more like Janet give me a break.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
That does look like him, but he's got a mask
on chips.
Speaker 7 (20:50):
No he doesn't, Sarah, but he doesn't have a mask.
Speaker 6 (20:55):
Well, then Michael Jackson faked his own death, because that's.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
That is unbelievable, isn't He's he's stronger and better built
than Michael Jackson across the chest.
Speaker 7 (21:05):
We're going to we're trying to put this up on
our Instagram account now, But I.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Tell you what that is exact, God, and it's not.
Is that the best?
Speaker 5 (21:14):
That is the best I've ever seen? Sorry, Jason Jackson?
That is so isn't it amazing?
Speaker 7 (21:20):
Looks exactly like him. That guy unfortunately can't dance or sing.
But if you rock up to the.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Gar real commitment, he just walks around. Hi, guys.
Speaker 5 (21:30):
He can talk in Indonesia cup and you don't hear
that every day? That is for not to come we
get that up or not?
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Tell me when I think someone owns the rights. I
think we'll try to. We'll do Jackson's fo.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
A huge commitment to get the plastic surgery. If it
is dancing thing and actually put.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
On a show.
Speaker 7 (21:49):
He can lie there and look like and dead and
we all but we do know how good the plastic
surgeons are in Indonesia. They're amazing over the famous and
if you get a chance, yep to get it done
for at eight hundred bucks.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
I give your thumbs up for that one. Like I didn't.
Speaker 7 (22:03):
Let's go to a wedding, guys, dress yourself up. You
got my wedding song in there as well.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
It's a bit of span out balot for you.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
Did you actually do the waltz waltz? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:14):
We did? Did you degrees that day? So I chucked
the thongs on.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
I was a bit hot, you're sweating through your suit.
Speaker 6 (22:21):
You just literally embraced and.
Speaker 7 (22:23):
We didn't do any corry curry. We didn't do any
of that, sire. We just did a slow dance.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
Did you cry it all on your wedding day? Did
you have a tear? Or I mean when you ran
out of beer or when you all got a footy
on adelaide over.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
On I choked up a little bit when BJ walked
down the aisle. I think that's the moment that you
do she did. Do you know what?
Speaker 7 (22:45):
I find fun at weddings? And we had a vintage
photo booth, you know, black and white photos, and we
had the we had a big book set up that
then you you got four photos, Sarah cut two out,
two for yourself, and you put two in there and you.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Leave a message.
Speaker 6 (23:04):
When was the last time you read that book? Did
anybody's wedding videos? You haven't watched it, never watched?
Speaker 7 (23:11):
Would you know one day, when you know we're in
our eighties, it'll be great to sit down.
Speaker 6 (23:15):
Not really, your kids watch it and they'll hate.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
Through the first two pages of it and go, what
a stinker? Who's that person? Why did I invite them?
So you did like a vintage novelty book.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Did you know the vintage photo?
Speaker 5 (23:28):
Y're oldie?
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Yeah, ye, y oldie, But you know it's another good one.
Speaker 7 (23:32):
I've been to a couple of weddings the photo boots
with all the quirky props.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Snitchy had one, Remember Sitch's wedding. I didn't put a
funny hat on, did you? Beside glass?
Speaker 7 (23:41):
I put the oversized year two thousand glasses on, right,
they were funny.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
Ready to party.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Tom put on that clown wig to himself. Yeah, sorry,
that was my real hair. That was sorry.
Speaker 5 (23:54):
Tom's got a photo by himself.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
No one could believe it.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
How do I put that outfit on? It's Tom, that's
not for graps.
Speaker 7 (23:59):
And I mean it's always good to see back those
photos as well because you can see how many drinks
a few people.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
That's great.
Speaker 7 (24:07):
Anyway, what happened at this wedding is that the DJ
got a hold of those photos the next day and
he wanted to pump up because you know, he's just
got he's just got into a bit of wedding DJ
s Sarah, and he thought he might just promote it
on his Facebook page.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Take a few of those photos.
Speaker 7 (24:22):
So he's put them up on his Facebook page and
a woman has responded straight away and said, can you
please send me the photos of that man in the
in the brown vest with the purple shirt on?
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Can I guess? Sneaky nuts?
Speaker 3 (24:35):
So that was the photo? Then, no, it wasn't at
all he's making So he's the DJ.
Speaker 7 (24:43):
Sent more photos that man is making out with a woman.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
You're an idiot who is not his wife? Damn it
getting caught.
Speaker 5 (24:53):
Was really a woman? Was it a novelty woman?
Speaker 3 (24:56):
She wasn't a prop?
Speaker 5 (24:57):
Quick kick kiss this prop. It'll be really funny, will
trick your wife?
Speaker 3 (25:01):
No, she was another guest who was single. Okay, it's
ruined that marriage. Did you know that?
Speaker 5 (25:07):
Did you know there was a camera there? Or he
just thought maybe if I duck behind the curtain with
this single woman, no one will catch it.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
You're making out, they're making out.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
He knows there is.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
I mean he's added you too many drinks.
Speaker 7 (25:18):
They've done the Hey, first one, let's do the crazy one.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Yeah, second one, let's smile.
Speaker 7 (25:23):
Third one, let's do the serious mafia look, okay, last.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
One, how about I put my tongue down your throat.
Speaker 5 (25:29):
That's funny until my wife sees it. Imagine that moment.
Can you come into the kitchen. I just want to
show you a couple of photos I got from the wedding.
How was the wedding? Had a good time? You can
come in here for two seconds. Firstly, why are you
wearing that vest? Secondly, why have you got that your
tongue in that woman's mouth?
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Fatally, the other three were funny.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
Great hearts, break mate, happens, young laugh, ripped out of
your chest, thrown on the ground and stomped. Yeah, I
mean it's happened to everybody. And you learn and you grow,
and you take from one relationship what you've got, what
you've gained to the next and hopefully you're smarter than
you were before with many mistakes you may have learned
along the love path that we all drive on. Sometimes
(26:14):
we're going at one hundred miles an hour and then
we hit a bump.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Am I paying for this session?
Speaker 6 (26:18):
Or terribly inspiration for a date?
Speaker 5 (26:21):
How are you guys going happy with your relationships?
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Yeah? Yeah, gets to a certain stage.
Speaker 7 (26:25):
Yeah, it's you know, it's similar.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
You get your eye and you think, oh, I'm hitting
them pretty well. Were here, But then you get into
the eighties rah, and it's like, oh, am I going
to get to a hundred? But you know where you at.
Speaker 7 (26:42):
You just keep pushing them through singles, singles, maybe two
or three here and there. You may hit a boundary
and then hopefully at some stage you get the right
you get you get run out on, you get caught
out your average of stuff.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
One bloke who's had his heart broken, he received a
phone call and he was dumped over the phone by
the love of his life. The thing was they had
to be separated. They had to break up because she
was found guilty of robbery and was setting to prison.
It's always a tough call to make your party don't
have to break up.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
That's not a lot of prison.
Speaker 7 (27:17):
There was another story recently as well, and you know
this is commitment for the guy.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
He actually got done. He got arrested on his wedding day?
Speaker 7 (27:25):
Did he for robbing a bank the day before to
pay for the wedding?
Speaker 5 (27:29):
Her court?
Speaker 7 (27:29):
And I thought to myself, well, you know what, he'll
go to any length for that woman.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
In a case.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Unfortunately he's gone to prison. The length years. The length
is eight years.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
Which is unfortunate. The thing is because this bloke was heartbroken.
He said to himself, you know what, I'm not going
to let a prison get in the way. This bloke
has been arrested trying to break into prison to rescue
the love of his life. Has anybody ever gone to
jail for breaking into jail?
Speaker 9 (28:00):
One where the person flew the helicopter into silver water
or jail?
Speaker 3 (28:04):
That was to someone, that's extraordinary. He's an idea for it. Sure,
shank two.
Speaker 7 (28:11):
Okay, they build a They takes twenty years to build
a tunnel to get into prison. Yeah, to tell someone
that they love them, get busy living.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
I don't know. I saw the film. Oh my.
Speaker 10 (28:25):
Shock.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Every time I tell you this.
Speaker 6 (28:27):
I never saw sure Shanks when you made your comment
that I'm guessing the tunnel o prison.
Speaker 9 (28:33):
It's also the case that it takes twenties to tunnel
out because they have to deal with basically spoons. But
if you're tunneling in, you can probably use an excavator.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Probably just use available to a well chapped family. Two weeks.
Speaker 5 (28:51):
A widowing match.
Speaker 9 (28:54):
You're a billy house.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
How this is good?
Speaker 7 (29:00):
There's only a couple of spots letter to now, we've
got our listeners. Caitlin's on your side, Paul Malan's on
my side. Paul took a he took a classic catch
at a big batch. He was on the big screen,
still had a beer in his hand. So Paul's coming
along as well. There's a couple of spots, I think
one on mine, maybe a couple on yours as well.
(29:20):
But we need another celeb today, mate, And actually you're
just talking about doctor Google.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
This guy would have been perfect for that break as well.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
He knows everything about the human body the way it works.
And we don't actually have an on site doctor for
today's game until now, doctor Andrew Rochford. Welcomely, right, this
is exciting. We need a doctor. Things can go wrong.
It's an aggressive game. It's an aggressive lineup. Firstly though,
how accurate? I mean, if we've got symptoms and we're
(29:48):
talking about googling things, is it a good thing to do?
Do you advise that doctor Google? Look?
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Look, my advice is that if you stay on Google
long enough, by the angul be about to guerement.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
That is the two outcomes. If you spend enough time
on there, you will end up in either one of.
Speaker 5 (30:05):
Those who you are so true?
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Well, Doug, okay, today you are rolling the arm over
are you? Did you play a bit of cricket in
your high school days? Mate, when you were younger?
Speaker 2 (30:16):
You know I played. I still play for the Created fifty.
I'm actually I'm sitting here in the Whites.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
I was ready to go.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
I've been waiting for the call up.
Speaker 5 (30:24):
Mate. What team do you play for?
Speaker 3 (30:26):
Roch? I play?
Speaker 2 (30:28):
I actually skip it the fifth grade side that the
blue bag is down at Manly Ring the clubs. So
do you tragic tragic from way back man?
Speaker 7 (30:38):
Did you play against Maddie the Great Maddy the group
plays in the Manly League as well?
Speaker 3 (30:42):
You haven't seen him throwing the rolling the arm over
at all top.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
I played district creet.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
I can't.
Speaker 7 (30:51):
Real cricket, all right, big for you need to choose
a side today, Team fifty, your team Whipper.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Is there any team that you're like, Yeah, you do
have to pick a site, and it would make sense.
Speaker 5 (31:01):
We probably need a doctor on our side.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
On my side, I feel like I'd love to go with,
but the medical, the medical part of me saying that
there's probably going to be a bit more work on
Whipper side.
Speaker 5 (31:12):
Well, I mean when you talk about medical assistance, I'll
inform everybody that Richard Wilkins is on my turn.
Speaker 7 (31:18):
I wasn't talking.
Speaker 12 (31:19):
About anyone playing on your I was talking about you.
Speaker 7 (31:23):
Yeah, all right, so right, you're on Whips team.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
You've already got your whites on.
Speaker 7 (31:29):
We've got a brand new m J bail blazer for
you when you arrive with the fits in with official emblem.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
Wow, it's amazing.
Speaker 7 (31:39):
Ten tender gor Mate butchery is going to be there
as well. We're gonna have a few snags afterwards. It's
going to be a great day out. Hopefully this smoke
Hayes moves on and we get a beautiful view of
the harbor.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
But we'll see you this afternoon, Doc.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
I'm looking forward to it.
Speaker 8 (31:53):
Thanks boys, mate.
Speaker 7 (31:56):
Oh well, it is the day of the backyard Cricket
Game at kirabillyse We love this day last year as
such a magnificent day. We're doing it for Batting for
Change and the man who is hosting this great day
is our Prime Minister Scott Morrison.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
World.
Speaker 5 (32:12):
This is exciting, it is. I mean, you're right we
did win an award for this event that we hosted
last year and this year it is bigger and better.
I suppose the question on everyone's lips is will the
Prime Minister be wearing broad shorts? A goin.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
You you can rest as short. I will be good commitment,
you know, backyard broad shorts? What else would you do?
Speaker 5 (32:34):
Man?
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Have we got the dog there today? Can we play there?
Speaker 2 (32:37):
But he's had a haircut so he looked a bit
more like Santa's helper from the Simpsons.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
It is a great day, Prime Minister.
Speaker 7 (32:45):
Last year we raised a lot of money for Batting
for Change, helping level the playing field of education.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
I know this is close to your heart as well.
Speaker 7 (32:52):
We get together, we raise a lot of money and
we get some great celebrities and I tell you what,
it's your opportunity.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Like I said, over the.
Speaker 7 (32:58):
Years, Bob Hawk he had his glasses ripped off his
face with a bouncer.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Back in the day. John Howard couldn't roll the arm over.
But you your performance.
Speaker 7 (33:07):
Last year was pretty good. Are you nervous to back
it up this year? Prime Minister?
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Today, I'm not carrying any drinks. I'll be on the field,
so I'll be looking forward to that and rolling the
arm over. And I'm going to pick a team.
Speaker 7 (33:20):
You do that well, You've You've already picked a team
the Prime Minister's eleven and yes I did, and that
done well.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Had a great over Sri Lanka. That was a terrific
game too. We won on the last ball with a white.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
How boring was that? There was a wide on the market.
Speaker 5 (33:35):
Will take it.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
It'll be It'll be far more intense today. But I'm
going to I'm going to go with Whipper again, but
for one simple reason, because I'm cheaning the team up.
Because Whipper's mum on his team is an unbeatable combination.
If you're with Whippers Mum, he has completely stacked his
team full of international players and you've got four to
(33:59):
a on there. I'll be looks like I'll be facing
off against Brettley again, and you know I'll be keeping
my eye on him. He took my wicket last week's
last year, so I'm sure he probably have a pretty
reasonable chance to do it again.
Speaker 7 (34:11):
Can I just tell you, are you do you want
to be on Christine's team this year? Because I don't
know if you remember last year, you actually took her
wicket last year, Prime Minister.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Was a great feeling that's happened beautiful. I don't know
if it's the beauty of sport.
Speaker 5 (34:27):
Yeah, it's taken a year, but the dusters settled and
now we see my mother and new Prime Minister united
as one. This has got a great feeling around it.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
It doesn't. And you've got the stephan Avic brothers going
up against each other.
Speaker 7 (34:39):
Yes, Richard Wilkins to no Uber's insight for those boys,
bitch and hey Prime.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Minister as well.
Speaker 7 (34:47):
We got Adam Stratton there from tender m Gourmet Butchery.
Now he was the one that was cooking your snags
with Donald Trump over in the States.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Yeah, over at our embassy there in Washington. Yeah, he's
a good made of photos too. So no, it'll be great.
Those sausages fantastic.
Speaker 5 (35:02):
Did I believe your wife, the first lady Jenny, she
actually liked the Sanchoi bout sausage. Is that correct?
Speaker 2 (35:09):
I'm the most creating, very well informed. Look for the
cameras and see where the thiets go.
Speaker 5 (35:18):
Ado rang me and said, mate, even the Prime Minister's
wife loves these sausages. We're excited about it.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Terrific. They do it. They do a great job, and
you've compiled to pull together a great team of people.
You're Jimmy Wilson coming out today, and you know there
will be plenty of There'll be plenty of chatter I
sledge coming from Jimmy Wilson. But I'm looking forward to
the sledging between the stephan having brothers. I reckon that's
going to go to a whole other level.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
Would be great.
Speaker 7 (35:46):
You don't have a couple of big fans out in
the backyard that can get rid of his smoke haze
off the harbor, do your Prime Minister, Well, the.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Pictures are going to say it's got a bit of moisture.
Speaker 5 (35:54):
Okay, good morning.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
We'll be putting the heavy roller around before you come out. Today.
But I take it the same rule applies if the
ball gets onto a ferry for a thousand bucks for batting.
Speaker 5 (36:05):
For change, that's what we need.
Speaker 7 (36:08):
Well, Scott, we're very, very excited. So you are on
team with her today. Well mate, we're only going to
be there in.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
The next couple of hours. You're ready to go.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
If you had a shadow, we're looking forward to it.
And congratulations guys on pulling this. A Batting for Changes
is a great organization, so you know that's what it's
all about. But you've got some listeners coming today too
as well. I enjoy their day. And we've got we've
got a big toin Costerer coming today. The world's second
most famous Armenian will be there and you know, glad
Us spurgically and I understands coming to toss the coin.
(36:37):
Thanks glad he's a great sport, Gladdus who's.
Speaker 5 (36:40):
Number one on that list, Kim Kardashish, and we did
ask for him to be there to toss the coin.
She knocked a bat, Thank god Gladdys was available.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
And you'll be playing Kang Jesus in the background today.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
I take it the beats will be the beats will be.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
I can't wait.
Speaker 7 (36:59):
Thanks again, minister, and we'll see you in a couple
of hours.
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Speaker 2 (00:08):
Now.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
There are at least two massive guests on this episode
of the podcast spoiler there's three.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
One is doctor Andrew Rochford.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
He is in for cricket and we have the Prime
Minister Scott Morrison right at the end of this episode
ahead of the cricket match which you can see on
the fifty Whippers Socials. And we're getting underway right now
with one of the big guns of Hollywood, Chris Hemsworth.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
I am for olden stuff. We are the man in
black beautiful. Chris Hemsworth joins us. Now, how are you be, fellow?
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Joins laugh.
Speaker 5 (00:39):
Never put yourself on stage next to Chris Hemsworth. You
just can't compete. I mean he has been described, especially
after yesterday, for everybody that was there, just a ten
out of ten.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Yeah, he's pretty good.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Like last night, I was sitting so we're looking at
photos and she's just zooming in on him, going, here's
my dream man, an efficiency.
Speaker 6 (00:56):
He's a lovely guy, well.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Known, he's got to be something.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
He's got to have bad breath foot right, I'm sorry
it would be bad or it.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Could be trying to pick him a heart. Last night
and I couldn't he that's hard to say, but.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
You never know. He could be. He could struggle in
the bedroom, you just throwing Allegedly we both had had
a few drinks that night. I can't really remember too.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
It was your performance okay or you failed. I mean,
how do you get a guy so tall, so handsome,
so laid back, so successful, such a good bloke. I've
fallen in love as well.
Speaker 7 (01:32):
For the girls advertise it doesn't happen overnight, but you've
got to work on it.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Took me a while to.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Figure out what it would take any the new Chris Hemsworth,
Ryan Fitzgerald walk into the studio. It was a special
event at the Opera House for Tourism Australia and I
was lucky enough to m ce this one. So they
officially unveiled the new global campaign. So the next three years.
The philosophy with an AU s in the middle. The
campaign is inviting people to come down under experience the
unique way of Australian life. So it talks about the
(02:00):
Australian people. The personality is our way of life. So
line up. Yesterday, Terry Iman was there, Doctor Terry Erwin,
Robert Ewan, was there, Karlie Kwong was there to help
launch the campaign, and then the one and only Chris
Hemsworth as a surprise there. So you can imagine the
room when this bloke wandered here. Anyway, we sat down
one on one. Here was the chat Chris Hemsworth.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Hello, how are you are?
Speaker 5 (02:21):
You just arrived this morning?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
I did? Yeah, jet leg, jet leg.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Of course, it's amazing you've managed. He must have been
Did you get a surf in this morning?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
No?
Speaker 8 (02:30):
No, he's us six thirty I got up to come here,
so that was that's pretty It's a great kids were
awaken about six, So.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
That's that natural alarm clock that goes.
Speaker 8 (02:38):
Off through them, sort of jumping from your head.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
It's relaxing, is it's really fun?
Speaker 5 (02:42):
A day in the life of Chris Hemsworth. What does
that look like if you're on holidays? Are you not working?
You've got time on your hands?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
What does the day look like there?
Speaker 5 (02:51):
That alarm clock kicks off?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Early alarm clock? The three kids?
Speaker 8 (02:54):
Yeah, yep, it's we've started riding our bikes to school
or their bikes and it's a pretty nerve wracking experience
with three under seven dealing with crossing the road in
the traffic and so.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Holding the back tire and teaching them.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
To ride as well.
Speaker 8 (03:08):
It's just a big whistle, hold them up at each
road and so on, so you get them to school
on time, which is always a bonus. And then have
a train, have a surf horse, ride motorbike riders.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
It's sick.
Speaker 8 (03:22):
It's very boring. Touchhop duty, Touch shop duty. Yeah, I
did that a couple of times. My wife is in there,
you know, holding down the foot pretty.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Great in the new campaign, and we look at the
philosophy and it's a way of thinking a little bit
more about Australian things like no worries and shoes optional.
How would you sum up the phrase no worries, you know,
to someone that hasn't heard it before.
Speaker 8 (03:45):
Well, I mean quite literally, no worries, don't worry about it,
you forget about it. It also has become a bit
of a manta or a bit of a motto for
I don't know, facing diversity or challenges. You know that
there's a real, I think wonderful notion of you know,
just to get up, dust yourself off, keep moving forward.
(04:05):
And there's a real sort of communal sense of support
with that too, you're back. Yeah, everyone sort of seems
to have each other's back. And then don't worry about it, mate,
No worries. On we go, you know, from the smallest
things to the biggest things and the.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Ability to power through. One of the philosophis is around matship,
where's the strangest place you've made friends with a stranger?
Speaker 8 (04:25):
In Australia, we have this busy sort of press to
around the world and then round through Australia and we're
lucky enough to be chopped from one location to the next.
And on the way to the airport, we saw a
backpacker with a sign headed to the same location we
were heading to, and we said this would be pretty funny.
(04:48):
So the boys got out there, you know, the camera
and that stuff filming, and then we're like where you're headed.
He's like, oh, Byron Bay. I'm like, I will give
you a left mates if we jumps in the car.
He's like, isn't it that way? And we're headed to
the airport. Backed into the airport, where are we going?
Straight on the tarmac onto the chopper. And he was
a young American backpacker, musician and was just blown away
(05:11):
and we flew right into the heart of iron. And
the whole time he thought this is fun. But does
this say for these guys, these people? And then like
as we landed, he turned over to my mate and
he goes, thaw, I think it is and he's like, no,
it's not, it's not.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
So he's the guy that's just trying to get around.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
He's probably gonna work out, you know, he's got enough
money for his next meal. And then he's in a.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Chopper with Thor.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
It was we got some joh. I love that he
had the guitar in the chop. It didn't he at
the guitar and the chop.
Speaker 8 (05:41):
We're like, give us a song and you couldn't hear anything.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
It's like, it's great, you're doing wonderful. I love that
luckiest guy on the planet.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Ladies and gentlemen, if you can put your hands together
for Chris Hemsworth, he's joined to see you today. Thank you, Chris.
What a superstar. And to tell you what, when you're
sitting on stage with him, no one is looking at you.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Birds and the bee's chat with your kids.
Speaker 7 (06:04):
We had a bit of a chuckle in there this
we're talking in the office this morning about it, and
you tell your kids there's the great book where the
Babies Come From.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
With a store sah, which is always good as well.
Speaker 7 (06:15):
Whipper's explanation was, well, we just tell the kids that
mummy and daddy love each other and that's how a
baby comes.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
You can't tell that to a kid when they get
to the age of ten.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
If you look, there was a there's a graph and
with their age that goes up. The level of detail
goes up as well, so they'll become a point where
they just cross over and you go, right, I need
to be honest here about this, how this actually happens.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
I don't think there is a graph, mate, here, there
is no where show me.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Well, I don't know what age it would be would
be age appropriate depending on your kids. But if ted
comes to me and says, what act do you do
and he's seven years old, I'm going to tell him
what act it takes to make a baby, I'll be
very clear of it might not be ready for that.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
Okay, Obviously we've all seen as it was. I was
really confronted with you know, we've all been there.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Well it was that was that was the classic Australian.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Book of It is an adult to go back to
it as a school kid, you're sat in the library
and had a giggle.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
But to look at now, I was like, okay, so
this is the deal, right.
Speaker 7 (07:12):
So we showed that book to Lenny who was five
at the time, and Huey was not how did he go?
It's a year later now and Lenny they're all laughing,
laughing their heads off, they.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
See, you know, he's really hanging out. It's full on.
Huey's now at the age of ten where I think,
I think it is the age of ten where you
realize that is disgusting.
Speaker 7 (07:35):
I think it hits you, you know, the reality if
that's if that is going to go into that, that's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
That's really bad.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
It's when a kid and I remember where I was
round at a makes place in his front yard and
we'd been painting with a silver text of snail shells
and we were trying to race them. And I found
out what it took to make a baby, and my
mind jumped to what my mum and dad must have done.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
What was his mum and dad doing it? At the time, I.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Just he told me what the man has to do
with the woman. And I remember making the connection that
my mum and dad must have done that, and I
was like, no, wey it is honey, you remember that.
I don't remember any learning the realization that your mum
and dad did that.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
That was jarring.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
That was whenever mum used to appear with really flushed cheeks.
Speaker 7 (08:22):
Well, I think I think it's the age for guys.
It could be earlier for girls because they were doing mature.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
When you've got an older sibling, they tell you, you know,
you get all the locker room chats.
Speaker 7 (08:33):
I think between teen and fourteen it's the disgusting stage
when you go that is disgusting. When you hit fourteen
and puberty fascinating, you can start realizing, oh, now I
know that might actually be quite good down the track.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
It's such a boy reaction.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
I'm going to book that in for about three years time,
and by then I'll be ready for it.
Speaker 7 (08:54):
The reason why I am bringing this up there's a
viral video that's come out overnight. A girl who's ten
years of age, so she at the disgusting age that is,
so she's obviously just been told about the birds and
the bees. She thinks it's disgusting. Mom comes home and
has some news for her that she's going to be
a big sister. Okay, this is what happened, sister. She
(09:26):
walks away. At this stage, she's discussed, she's disgusted. She's
looking at Mom and dad going just and her face, Sarah,
it was screwing up going.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
She was putting two and two together, and then she's
asking where was I what you did in the house?
This is horrible. Terminator one of the greatest movies of
all time.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
Terminated was just no mate, hang on a minute. Terminator
two was so much better than one. Oh, give me
a brake, we question without thirteen twenty four to ten?
Give me Aminator one or two?
Speaker 6 (10:13):
He was widely known. Wasn't it the number two was better?
Speaker 3 (10:17):
No, it's not at all.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
Broke the rules?
Speaker 6 (10:18):
Who was iconic?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Number one broke the rules?
Speaker 5 (10:21):
It broke the rules because normally the sequel is the struggler. Yeah,
and number two is easily better.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Than number one.
Speaker 7 (10:26):
There's a lot of movies that are better than the second,
are better than the force, Like what Toy Story two
now is.
Speaker 6 (10:33):
A bit of a slippery slope, wasn't it?
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Haven't Jaws too. They say Jaws too.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
They say it was all Rocky seven, team of two
between the Jaws films, the shark attacking people.
Speaker 7 (10:46):
The first one though, when he rocks up completely nerd.
It's not for a walk, it's just amazing.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
No, no, no, not in Jaws, says we're back on
the Terminator.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
I'll just ask you did that happened? Yeah, a story
where is where he rocks up?
Speaker 7 (11:03):
See you play to Sir Marnold Schwartson the audio yesterday,
this was unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Didn't know but the James Cameron's original choice controversially was O. J.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Simpson.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Simpson, but they didn't think he was much of a
killer at the time.
Speaker 7 (11:18):
As it turns out, he was allegedly. Okay, so Terminator
now this this is ad placement gone wrong.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
So you know there's a new terminal Terminator.
Speaker 7 (11:33):
Out at the moment, and Arnie's in it. The original
Sarah Connors is in it as well, set.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
In a nursing home.
Speaker 7 (11:38):
So there's quite a few billboards that's gone up around
Australia for Terminator, the new movie Dark Fate.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Yeah. The only thing is, though.
Speaker 7 (11:47):
Who's the idiot that's put this billboard up? Sarah next
to Mary Stops Australia, which is an abortion clinic.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Yeah, it hasn't gone down too well. It's a bit sad.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
People must read those situations. You must think about your
product and your placement.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
But hang on, those two billboards could be owned by
different people. Like one of them is the center, another
one is an advertising billboard. Yeah, I know, but you
wouldn't say someone's done that on.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
Per I hope that was taken down.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
It's happened a few times before.
Speaker 7 (12:17):
I mean, this one was over in the States at
Tucson in Arizona, the gun show at the Tucson Convention Center.
And just underneath was lowest prices for affordable caskets memorial markers. Yep,
come on in, you'll get your best price. This is
another one as well, pregnant get answers ring this number,
And just underneath was one for a market that's on
(12:38):
this Saturday. One person's trash is another person's treasure.
Speaker 6 (12:41):
Lovely, lovely.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
So many options that go down too well.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Read this.
Speaker 7 (12:45):
It was a work safety billboard, Sarah, right there.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
And it's a mum holding her daughter going where's daddy.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
So Daddy's actually had a workplace accident, and just behind
it is the spearmint rhino gentleman's class.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
So where is daddy? Where's where's daddy?
Speaker 5 (13:01):
That's quite fun, mummy when you say accident, where was that?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
And this is my favorite as well.
Speaker 7 (13:08):
One in three people in Louisiana will die from heart disease.
But you can also try the new Ham cheese Croissanic
burger next.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Well, it is good.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
The doctor has come out and said, stop googling your symptoms, guys.
It leads to devastation, anxiety and panic, unfound escalation and
anxiety of society. I understand this because I reckon when
you google something and you're thinking, oh, chest pain, maybe
I'll google that. You're trying to find worse case and
then hope that you can back it off slightly and
(13:39):
you're not going to die. You might look and then
you'll find out, oh, that could be that. But also
the symptoms would mean I'd need a redhead and I
don't have that, so I'm fine.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
I'm going to be okay, big one at the moment.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
If you look for the spots on your body, and
I worry about skin cancers and stuff like that as well,
and then I think.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
There is an app now where you can take a
photo of a spot on your body and send to them.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
Do you know what, just go to the Doctor's wrong
with it?
Speaker 3 (14:03):
It's not that easy, Sarah, It is that easy.
Speaker 7 (14:06):
Prioritize what else?
Speaker 6 (14:08):
No, no, no, But what have you got in your
day today?
Speaker 3 (14:10):
This is like people don't.
Speaker 6 (14:11):
Want to pay for health insurance but are happy to
pay for.
Speaker 7 (14:15):
I can understand me, but you don't understand people who
work two jobs nine to five.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
They've got kids that they've got to pick up after school.
Speaker 6 (14:24):
Saying it's easy. But if you can find time to
go for beers or to the gym, Sarah, go shopping,
you can go to the doctor.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
Monday's leg day, Tuesday's buyers, Wednesdays tries, and Thursday's thighs.
He does not have time to get to a doctor.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
But not just every time something pops up on your body.
You're going to go to the doctor.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
That's the thing.
Speaker 6 (14:45):
Taking a photo on an app is a bit dangerous
because you can't really guarantee that the app knows what
it's doing.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
In the UK, one point five million health related searchers
per month. In the old Google, people trying to work
out what's wrong with them? The number one is I
get rid of the stomach ache. Okay, The chances of
you finding a correct answer is about forty seven percent,
the stats say, so, there's really no point when you
go up to something like is pneumonia contagious?
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Great question?
Speaker 5 (15:15):
Seventy two percent accuracy on that.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Oh that's fair enough.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
So you know, if you're typing in the obvious, you're
going to get accurate. Something's either contagious or it's not.
Isn't it is?
Speaker 3 (15:26):
I don't know. I have no idea. The issue is,
you know pneumonia is not contagious.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
It's not, is it? Dr Tom.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
Tommy did a nursing course.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Surely just literally google it, tom. What they're saying google it.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
They're not going to give you one hundred percent because
there's so many websites out there that might be misleading
and false. The report of the accuracy on where people
end up on these websites, how can you trust it?
But you do? It sets in panic. Tommy, you got
an answer.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Pneumonia can be contagious? Website?
Speaker 5 (15:59):
Is that? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Is that? I just discussion for it. I just googled it.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
Yeah, there's seventy two percent chance, your right.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Top.
Speaker 9 (16:06):
Like we're discussing specifically how inaccurate Google is, and then
comfortably relied on his Google.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
It's like, when you're googling the topic that you're interested
in that you formed the depinion on, You're going to
find the answer somewhere on a website if you want that.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
You there. What's George Clooney's networth? Oh?
Speaker 5 (16:22):
Yeah, question, let's play the game. Let's move on to that.
Nina and Ermington, welcome to the show. What do you
think George Clooney's worth? I know, sorry, wrong, top?
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Did you use did you use doctor? Google? Before? Needs?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Can I start by saying it's I'm alive, You're alive?
Speaker 10 (16:38):
I had I relied on Google.
Speaker 11 (16:39):
I'd been very deeply in the ground by now.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
I had a lonk growing on my cheek, and after
having a baby it got bigger.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
So in my family and.
Speaker 6 (16:48):
I started googling, and we're convinced I had cancer.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
I went the doctor.
Speaker 11 (16:53):
They decided to suit it to remove it, which made us.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Even more straight. Yeah, and it turns out it was
a block fell over a gland.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
Oh man, But how's the panic, Nina.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Okay, well that clears up.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
That clears up our concern about tom because if you've
seen that mountain growing on the side of his head,
I've been wondering whether we need a doctor Tommy.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Did you have a cracket?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
No?
Speaker 3 (17:16):
I left it.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
I thought you guys could play cricket on it later
if you want.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Quite the mound and tat it off and bowl.
Speaker 7 (17:21):
Okay, mate, Sarah, Sarah and Cherry Brook.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Have you used doctor Google before?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
I sure have?
Speaker 5 (17:29):
Was it good to you? What did you find? What
was the issue?
Speaker 9 (17:32):
So?
Speaker 11 (17:32):
I had a sawce stomach and I googled my symptoms
and it told me that I had a pendicitis. Oh God,
and so I went I went to the doctor and
they told me that I also had appendicitis.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
Oh it's good.
Speaker 11 (17:45):
And so I went to hospital and they couldn't even
find my appendix when they did all the scam.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
I had it already been taken out? Yes?
Speaker 5 (17:54):
Or no?
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (17:55):
No, it hasn't and.
Speaker 6 (17:57):
It wasn't inflamed, is what you're saying.
Speaker 11 (18:00):
They couldn't find it in any skin.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
So you don't have an appendix? She does? Apparently, did
you do you should have googled, do I have to
stop give?
Speaker 5 (18:16):
Everyone has an appendix when you're handing out thirteen twenty fourteen,
What body part.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Weren't you born with? Top? That's a difficultable ring.
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Speaker 3 (19:05):
Michael Jackson. How good is Michael Jackson his career? Yeah,
I suppose there.
Speaker 6 (19:12):
Was a few thures Michael Jackson nothing.
Speaker 5 (19:14):
How good was some people's opinions? Sarah, you might say, well,
I did.
Speaker 7 (19:18):
Watch the Moonwalk for the first time the other day,
you know, when he did it for the first time
twenty five that that was an amazing moment. Sure, we've
got to think of those moments.
Speaker 6 (19:28):
We'll focus on that.
Speaker 7 (19:29):
There's a few impersonators that still go around the world
make a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Off Michael Jackson. I mean it's a unique type of.
Speaker 5 (19:35):
Dancing Jason Jackson, of course. Yeah, and his dad had
committed to turning their own house in Coursula, I think
into the Netherland ranch. Great effort.
Speaker 7 (19:46):
Okay, now this has just come out, it's gone viral
and it's a guy in Indonesia. He's an impersonator and
I am not joking. He looks exactly like Michael Jackson suggesting.
Now this is he's doing the call out to everyone
to come to his show.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
This is what he sounds like. Sarah.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Hello, So.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Meanhow to all Michael Jackson fans come and where's he perform?
Stunting perform? Come and watch me perform, perform. He sounds
a little bit. He does sound like an Indonesian Michael Jackson. Yeah,
have we got another one?
Speaker 8 (20:26):
Hello you guys, I see you there.
Speaker 7 (20:29):
I am.
Speaker 8 (20:31):
I see you.
Speaker 7 (20:31):
So he's got thriller going in the background. Can you
gather around Tom's computer.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
You're ready for this, gal, this is going to blow
your mind. Looks more like Janet give me a break.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
That does look like him, but he's got a mask
on chips.
Speaker 7 (20:50):
No he doesn't, Sarah, but he doesn't have a mask.
Speaker 6 (20:55):
Well, then Michael Jackson faked his own death, because that's.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
That is unbelievable, isn't He's he's stronger and better built
than Michael Jackson across the chest.
Speaker 7 (21:05):
We're going to we're trying to put this up on
our Instagram account now, But I.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Tell you what that is exact, God, and it's not.
Is that the best?
Speaker 5 (21:14):
That is the best I've ever seen? Sorry, Jason Jackson?
That is so isn't it amazing?
Speaker 7 (21:20):
Looks exactly like him. That guy unfortunately can't dance or sing.
But if you rock up to the.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Gar real commitment, he just walks around. Hi, guys.
Speaker 5 (21:30):
He can talk in Indonesia cup and you don't hear
that every day? That is for not to come we
get that up or not?
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Tell me when I think someone owns the rights. I
think we'll try to. We'll do Jackson's fo.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
A huge commitment to get the plastic surgery. If it
is dancing thing and actually put.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
On a show.
Speaker 7 (21:49):
He can lie there and look like and dead and
we all but we do know how good the plastic
surgeons are in Indonesia. They're amazing over the famous and
if you get a chance, yep to get it done
for at eight hundred bucks.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
I give your thumbs up for that one. Like I didn't.
Speaker 7 (22:03):
Let's go to a wedding, guys, dress yourself up. You
got my wedding song in there as well.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
It's a bit of span out balot for you.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
Did you actually do the waltz waltz? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:14):
We did? Did you degrees that day? So I chucked
the thongs on.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
I was a bit hot, you're sweating through your suit.
Speaker 6 (22:21):
You just literally embraced and.
Speaker 7 (22:23):
We didn't do any corry curry. We didn't do any
of that, sire. We just did a slow dance.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
Did you cry it all on your wedding day? Did
you have a tear? Or I mean when you ran
out of beer or when you all got a footy
on adelaide over.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
On I choked up a little bit when BJ walked
down the aisle. I think that's the moment that you
do she did. Do you know what?
Speaker 7 (22:45):
I find fun at weddings? And we had a vintage
photo booth, you know, black and white photos, and we
had the we had a big book set up that
then you you got four photos, Sarah cut two out,
two for yourself, and you put two in there and you.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Leave a message.
Speaker 6 (23:04):
When was the last time you read that book? Did
anybody's wedding videos? You haven't watched it, never watched?
Speaker 7 (23:11):
Would you know one day, when you know we're in
our eighties, it'll be great to sit down.
Speaker 6 (23:15):
Not really, your kids watch it and they'll hate.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
Through the first two pages of it and go, what
a stinker? Who's that person? Why did I invite them?
So you did like a vintage novelty book.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Did you know the vintage photo?
Speaker 5 (23:28):
Y're oldie?
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Yeah, ye, y oldie, But you know it's another good one.
Speaker 7 (23:32):
I've been to a couple of weddings the photo boots
with all the quirky props.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Snitchy had one, Remember Sitch's wedding. I didn't put a
funny hat on, did you? Beside glass?
Speaker 7 (23:41):
I put the oversized year two thousand glasses on, right,
they were funny.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
Ready to party.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Tom put on that clown wig to himself. Yeah, sorry,
that was my real hair. That was sorry.
Speaker 5 (23:54):
Tom's got a photo by himself.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
No one could believe it.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
How do I put that outfit on? It's Tom, that's
not for graps.
Speaker 7 (23:59):
And I mean it's always good to see back those
photos as well because you can see how many drinks
a few people.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
That's great.
Speaker 7 (24:07):
Anyway, what happened at this wedding is that the DJ
got a hold of those photos the next day and
he wanted to pump up because you know, he's just
got he's just got into a bit of wedding DJ
s Sarah, and he thought he might just promote it
on his Facebook page.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Take a few of those photos.
Speaker 7 (24:22):
So he's put them up on his Facebook page and
a woman has responded straight away and said, can you
please send me the photos of that man in the
in the brown vest with the purple shirt on?
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Can I guess? Sneaky nuts?
Speaker 3 (24:35):
So that was the photo? Then, no, it wasn't at
all he's making So he's the DJ.
Speaker 7 (24:43):
Sent more photos that man is making out with a woman.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
You're an idiot who is not his wife? Damn it
getting caught.
Speaker 5 (24:53):
Was really a woman? Was it a novelty woman?
Speaker 3 (24:56):
She wasn't a prop?
Speaker 5 (24:57):
Quick kick kiss this prop. It'll be really funny, will
trick your wife?
Speaker 3 (25:01):
No, she was another guest who was single. Okay, it's
ruined that marriage. Did you know that?
Speaker 5 (25:07):
Did you know there was a camera there? Or he
just thought maybe if I duck behind the curtain with
this single woman, no one will catch it.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
You're making out, they're making out.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
He knows there is.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
I mean he's added you too many drinks.
Speaker 7 (25:18):
They've done the Hey, first one, let's do the crazy one.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Yeah, second one, let's smile.
Speaker 7 (25:23):
Third one, let's do the serious mafia look, okay, last.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
One, how about I put my tongue down your throat.
Speaker 5 (25:29):
That's funny until my wife sees it. Imagine that moment.
Can you come into the kitchen. I just want to
show you a couple of photos I got from the wedding.
How was the wedding? Had a good time? You can
come in here for two seconds. Firstly, why are you
wearing that vest? Secondly, why have you got that your
tongue in that woman's mouth?
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Fatally, the other three were funny.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
Great hearts, break mate, happens, young laugh, ripped out of
your chest, thrown on the ground and stomped. Yeah, I
mean it's happened to everybody. And you learn and you grow,
and you take from one relationship what you've got, what
you've gained to the next and hopefully you're smarter than
you were before with many mistakes you may have learned
along the love path that we all drive on. Sometimes
(26:14):
we're going at one hundred miles an hour and then
we hit a bump.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Am I paying for this session?
Speaker 6 (26:18):
Or terribly inspiration for a date?
Speaker 5 (26:21):
How are you guys going happy with your relationships?
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Yeah? Yeah, gets to a certain stage.
Speaker 7 (26:25):
Yeah, it's you know, it's similar.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
You get your eye and you think, oh, I'm hitting
them pretty well. Were here, But then you get into
the eighties rah, and it's like, oh, am I going
to get to a hundred? But you know where you at.
Speaker 7 (26:42):
You just keep pushing them through singles, singles, maybe two
or three here and there. You may hit a boundary
and then hopefully at some stage you get the right
you get you get run out on, you get caught
out your average of stuff.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
One bloke who's had his heart broken, he received a
phone call and he was dumped over the phone by
the love of his life. The thing was they had
to be separated. They had to break up because she
was found guilty of robbery and was setting to prison.
It's always a tough call to make your party don't
have to break up.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
That's not a lot of prison.
Speaker 7 (27:17):
There was another story recently as well, and you know
this is commitment for the guy.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
He actually got done. He got arrested on his wedding day?
Speaker 7 (27:25):
Did he for robbing a bank the day before to
pay for the wedding?
Speaker 5 (27:29):
Her court?
Speaker 7 (27:29):
And I thought to myself, well, you know what, he'll
go to any length for that woman.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
In a case.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Unfortunately he's gone to prison. The length years. The length
is eight years.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
Which is unfortunate. The thing is because this bloke was heartbroken.
He said to himself, you know what, I'm not going
to let a prison get in the way. This bloke
has been arrested trying to break into prison to rescue
the love of his life. Has anybody ever gone to
jail for breaking into jail?
Speaker 9 (28:00):
One where the person flew the helicopter into silver water
or jail?
Speaker 3 (28:04):
That was to someone, that's extraordinary. He's an idea for it. Sure,
shank two.
Speaker 7 (28:11):
Okay, they build a They takes twenty years to build
a tunnel to get into prison. Yeah, to tell someone
that they love them, get busy living.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
I don't know. I saw the film. Oh my.
Speaker 10 (28:25):
Shock.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Every time I tell you this.
Speaker 6 (28:27):
I never saw sure Shanks when you made your comment
that I'm guessing the tunnel o prison.
Speaker 9 (28:33):
It's also the case that it takes twenties to tunnel
out because they have to deal with basically spoons. But
if you're tunneling in, you can probably use an excavator.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Probably just use available to a well chapped family. Two weeks.
Speaker 5 (28:51):
A widowing match.
Speaker 9 (28:54):
You're a billy house.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
How this is good?
Speaker 7 (29:00):
There's only a couple of spots letter to now, we've
got our listeners. Caitlin's on your side, Paul Malan's on
my side. Paul took a he took a classic catch
at a big batch. He was on the big screen,
still had a beer in his hand. So Paul's coming
along as well. There's a couple of spots, I think
one on mine, maybe a couple on yours as well.
(29:20):
But we need another celeb today, mate, And actually you're
just talking about doctor Google.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
This guy would have been perfect for that break as well.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
He knows everything about the human body the way it works.
And we don't actually have an on site doctor for
today's game until now, doctor Andrew Rochford. Welcomely, right, this
is exciting. We need a doctor. Things can go wrong.
It's an aggressive game. It's an aggressive lineup. Firstly though,
how accurate? I mean, if we've got symptoms and we're
(29:48):
talking about googling things, is it a good thing to do?
Do you advise that doctor Google? Look?
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Look, my advice is that if you stay on Google
long enough, by the angul be about to guerement.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
That is the two outcomes. If you spend enough time
on there, you will end up in either one of.
Speaker 5 (30:05):
Those who you are so true?
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Well, Doug, okay, today you are rolling the arm over
are you? Did you play a bit of cricket in
your high school days? Mate, when you were younger?
Speaker 2 (30:16):
You know I played. I still play for the Created fifty.
I'm actually I'm sitting here in the Whites.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
I was ready to go.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
I've been waiting for the call up.
Speaker 5 (30:24):
Mate. What team do you play for?
Speaker 3 (30:26):
Roch? I play?
Speaker 2 (30:28):
I actually skip it the fifth grade side that the
blue bag is down at Manly Ring the clubs. So
do you tragic tragic from way back man?
Speaker 7 (30:38):
Did you play against Maddie the Great Maddy the group
plays in the Manly League as well?
Speaker 3 (30:42):
You haven't seen him throwing the rolling the arm over
at all top.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
I played district creet.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
I can't.
Speaker 7 (30:51):
Real cricket, all right, big for you need to choose
a side today, Team fifty, your team Whipper.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Is there any team that you're like, Yeah, you do
have to pick a site, and it would make sense.
Speaker 5 (31:01):
We probably need a doctor on our side.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
On my side, I feel like I'd love to go with,
but the medical, the medical part of me saying that
there's probably going to be a bit more work on
Whipper side.
Speaker 5 (31:12):
Well, I mean when you talk about medical assistance, I'll
inform everybody that Richard Wilkins is on my turn.
Speaker 7 (31:18):
I wasn't talking.
Speaker 12 (31:19):
About anyone playing on your I was talking about you.
Speaker 7 (31:23):
Yeah, all right, so right, you're on Whips team.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
You've already got your whites on.
Speaker 7 (31:29):
We've got a brand new m J bail blazer for
you when you arrive with the fits in with official emblem.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
Wow, it's amazing.
Speaker 7 (31:39):
Ten tender gor Mate butchery is going to be there
as well. We're gonna have a few snags afterwards. It's
going to be a great day out. Hopefully this smoke
Hayes moves on and we get a beautiful view of
the harbor.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
But we'll see you this afternoon, Doc.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
I'm looking forward to it.
Speaker 8 (31:53):
Thanks boys, mate.
Speaker 7 (31:56):
Oh well, it is the day of the backyard Cricket
Game at kirabillyse We love this day last year as
such a magnificent day. We're doing it for Batting for
Change and the man who is hosting this great day
is our Prime Minister Scott Morrison.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
World.
Speaker 5 (32:12):
This is exciting, it is. I mean, you're right we
did win an award for this event that we hosted
last year and this year it is bigger and better.
I suppose the question on everyone's lips is will the
Prime Minister be wearing broad shorts? A goin.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
You you can rest as short. I will be good commitment,
you know, backyard broad shorts? What else would you do?
Speaker 5 (32:34):
Man?
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Have we got the dog there today? Can we play there?
Speaker 2 (32:37):
But he's had a haircut so he looked a bit
more like Santa's helper from the Simpsons.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
It is a great day, Prime Minister.
Speaker 7 (32:45):
Last year we raised a lot of money for Batting
for Change, helping level the playing field of education.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
I know this is close to your heart as well.
Speaker 7 (32:52):
We get together, we raise a lot of money and
we get some great celebrities and I tell you what,
it's your opportunity.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Like I said, over the.
Speaker 7 (32:58):
Years, Bob Hawk he had his glasses ripped off his
face with a bouncer.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Back in the day. John Howard couldn't roll the arm over.
But you your performance.
Speaker 7 (33:07):
Last year was pretty good. Are you nervous to back
it up this year? Prime Minister?
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Today, I'm not carrying any drinks. I'll be on the field,
so I'll be looking forward to that and rolling the
arm over. And I'm going to pick a team.
Speaker 7 (33:20):
You do that well, You've You've already picked a team
the Prime Minister's eleven and yes I did, and that
done well.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Had a great over Sri Lanka. That was a terrific
game too. We won on the last ball with a white.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
How boring was that? There was a wide on the market.
Speaker 5 (33:35):
Will take it.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
It'll be It'll be far more intense today. But I'm
going to I'm going to go with Whipper again, but
for one simple reason, because I'm cheaning the team up.
Because Whipper's mum on his team is an unbeatable combination.
If you're with Whippers Mum, he has completely stacked his
team full of international players and you've got four to
(33:59):
a on there. I'll be looks like I'll be facing
off against Brettley again, and you know I'll be keeping
my eye on him. He took my wicket last week's
last year, so I'm sure he probably have a pretty
reasonable chance to do it again.
Speaker 7 (34:11):
Can I just tell you, are you do you want
to be on Christine's team this year? Because I don't
know if you remember last year, you actually took her
wicket last year, Prime Minister.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Was a great feeling that's happened beautiful. I don't know
if it's the beauty of sport.
Speaker 5 (34:27):
Yeah, it's taken a year, but the dusters settled and
now we see my mother and new Prime Minister united
as one. This has got a great feeling around it.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
It doesn't. And you've got the stephan Avic brothers going
up against each other.
Speaker 7 (34:39):
Yes, Richard Wilkins to no Uber's insight for those boys,
bitch and hey Prime.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Minister as well.
Speaker 7 (34:47):
We got Adam Stratton there from tender m Gourmet Butchery.
Now he was the one that was cooking your snags
with Donald Trump over in the States.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Yeah, over at our embassy there in Washington. Yeah, he's
a good made of photos too. So no, it'll be great.
Those sausages fantastic.
Speaker 5 (35:02):
Did I believe your wife, the first lady Jenny, she
actually liked the Sanchoi bout sausage. Is that correct?
Speaker 2 (35:09):
I'm the most creating, very well informed. Look for the
cameras and see where the thiets go.
Speaker 5 (35:18):
Ado rang me and said, mate, even the Prime Minister's
wife loves these sausages. We're excited about it.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Terrific. They do it. They do a great job, and
you've compiled to pull together a great team of people.
You're Jimmy Wilson coming out today, and you know there
will be plenty of There'll be plenty of chatter I
sledge coming from Jimmy Wilson. But I'm looking forward to
the sledging between the stephan having brothers. I reckon that's
going to go to a whole other level.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
Would be great.
Speaker 7 (35:46):
You don't have a couple of big fans out in
the backyard that can get rid of his smoke haze
off the harbor, do your Prime Minister, Well, the.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Pictures are going to say it's got a bit of moisture.
Speaker 5 (35:54):
Okay, good morning.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
We'll be putting the heavy roller around before you come out. Today.
But I take it the same rule applies if the
ball gets onto a ferry for a thousand bucks for batting.
Speaker 5 (36:05):
For change, that's what we need.
Speaker 7 (36:08):
Well, Scott, we're very, very excited. So you are on
team with her today. Well mate, we're only going to
be there in.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
The next couple of hours. You're ready to go.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
If you had a shadow, we're looking forward to it.
And congratulations guys on pulling this. A Batting for Changes
is a great organization, so you know that's what it's
all about. But you've got some listeners coming today too
as well. I enjoy their day. And we've got we've
got a big toin Costerer coming today. The world's second
most famous Armenian will be there and you know, glad
Us spurgically and I understands coming to toss the coin.
(36:37):
Thanks glad he's a great sport, Gladdus who's.
Speaker 5 (36:40):
Number one on that list, Kim Kardashish, and we did
ask for him to be there to toss the coin.
She knocked a bat, Thank god Gladdys was available.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
And you'll be playing Kang Jesus in the background today.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
I take it the beats will be the beats will be.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
I can't wait.
Speaker 7 (36:59):
Thanks again, minister, and we'll see you in a couple
of hours.
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