F&10 | Baby Oil, Michelle, and Guardians Caps

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome toward the ten right here on Spreagrituninge, Spotify, Google podcast,
our podcast, Maybe Pandora. I haven't checked that one in
a while.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
No, it's been a minute.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Does anybody listen to podcasts on Pandora.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
I'm sure people do.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
I've never I know they're on there. I've just never
heard of anybody that's like, hey man, run that Pandora
differ demographic. Hopefully not of them. Hopefully you're right here
with us. On YouTube, hit the bell, subscribe all that
stuff that YouTube people say. Leave a comment. A lot
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Speaker 2 (00:29):
Be nicer. Your mom raised a bet at the.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Algorithm doesn't care, though I care, thank you. Come on, man,
I'm about his ruve stuff. Be kind y'all.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
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thousand dollars when we hit a thousand subscribers. So not
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Speaker 2 (00:48):
Easy money.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Also, we talked about it the other day, like we've
got like some family members that are subscribers. They can't win.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
They can't win.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
So your numbers have gone up boom at the very
least you're gonna beat missus Purdue x SO THANCTS.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
There we go, speaking of family.

Speaker 5 (01:03):
John Glasgow, good morning fellas, back like I never left.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yeah. Also, you didn't leave, you just forgot one week,
So thank you for being here. My name is Nathan Owhens.
You can find me on Instagram, TikTok at nathan on Comedy,
or Nathan On's Comedy dot com. David will be here
in a few minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Which is like a special guest coming in, special guest
coming in.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yeah. I almost want to give like one of those
late night intros. Ladies. Gentlemen, your next guest is a
stand up comedian and director from Atlanta, Georgia, making his
debut this winter with Possum Daddy. Uh but David Sumner.

Speaker 6 (01:42):
What's going on?

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Good people?

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Get at me?

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Oh at TikTok Instagram, damaging you two d A m
O n J at the number two.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Uh yeah, I mean no, Dan donk.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
We got a lot of chats, publish the bosses, Good
morning peeps, and Justin Taylor says, we're out here.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Okay, we out here, man, I'm excited to be bad. Yeah,
great episode. As I told him in the pre show.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Out here.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
We dove into comedy on the pre show. I'm not
gonna take your spill out here, but Patreon Rockwood is
over there.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Man, what if we had four quarters ten downs? What
is it now?

Speaker 1 (02:16):
It's just a dollar?

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Come on, man, you.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Get an extra episode of good Times Giggles last Inside Scoops.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Also, if you had joined a few months ago, you
would have been a chance to jump into our fantasy league.
We're playing each other this week.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
We are I should pay attention?

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Are we both two?

Speaker 3 (02:32):
And? Oh?

Speaker 6 (02:32):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:33):
I am two?

Speaker 2 (02:33):
And oh I'm not too it? Oh checks? Since I
signed up?

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Okay, wonderful, I'll probably owe it too.

Speaker 5 (02:39):
Like showing our Patreon, none of us are really paying
attention to.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
No no, no, he does. This is my strategy.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
My strategy is to come in mid season and then
come out the whole.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
That's how I like to do it. That's how I
like to come out.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
That's what That's what people want there. It's like if
I could be in a fantasy league with people that
only take it seriously for half a year.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Perfect, That's how I live my life. Would you think
this podcast is baby? Were just finding out stride We
out here.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Rock What is over here. Man, Let's get into this
world baby, real.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Quick though, if I do this out here, because I
know David's approaching, so I want to for nagel for
just a second.

Speaker 6 (03:13):
I saw something.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
We've got people in the chat out here real quick.
I want to just off top or. I was thought
about this, what's an unspoken rule?

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Right?

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Because I was going I was in the last last
week out dibbling and dabbling out here.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
I saw it and I was like, this is a
great connection. Let me ask the team what's an unspoken rule?

Speaker 3 (03:29):
And in anything like, we'res just like, hey, guys, we
gotta know this. We gotta know when this happens. You
do this, if you're in this situation, you don't do that.
Case in point, to give an example to the same page,
the courtesy flush has got to be an unspoken rule,
has got to be an unspoken rule that if I'm
in your home, if I'm in public, right, you hit
them with the Curtsey flush.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
I'm flushing several times several.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Times, right. But that's how we don't bring it up.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
We don't talk.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
About that over a top us.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Maybe we should, mayb we should bring it up more
at the next brunch, right, but I wanted to start
up to the people right here, throwt it in the
comments here, whether president past, what's the unspoken rule that
comes to your mind?

Speaker 1 (04:05):
I think the first thing I think of is that
we walk like traffic. Okay, so you stay on the
right side a gotcha, and if you need to pass somebody,
you pass on the left side. M But at the
same time, same time, you need to be aware as
a walk There's nothing worse than a group that spreads
out and blocks like I don't like the rolling roadblock

(04:30):
and it's not good on the inner it's not good
on the sidewalk. Like. I get that. You want to
talk to your three other friends, I get that. But
get to the destination then y'all can chat.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
If y'all spread out like y'all like eagles information.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
You gotta gotta you gotta pair up.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Because I'm running through somebody's elbows or I'm right up
on your butt just so you can feel me. Like
the speed, like just like the left lane, like hey, hey,
get out the way.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
My bad, I'll get.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
But move it.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Tut's just watch. Just be aware, just be aware, Just
have your head on a swivel. When you're in public.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
I'm trying to bring back toots. That's what kind of
my word, because it's it's unisex.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah yeah, I mean it hasn't been so you're gonna
have to Oh yeah, no, I'm bringing it. You're twenty four.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Yeah, anybody can get to toots. To me is the
big dog. Those are both to just nilateral words here.
I'll call anybody a big dog, six year old girl,
two hundred year old mummy. Anybody can get toots and
big dogs straight up.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
I think there's a lot of slang, not slurs, slang
different from like twenties that we need to bring it back.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Like, honestly, I think dame is funny.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Dame is a good time.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Also a skirt and now it's offensive. Don't call somebody
a skirt to their face. No skirt just that was
just a term like a secretary. Really like, oh, just
check out the new skirt.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
That's funny. I think the twenties a sweet spot of slang,
but also the wild wa West whip a snapper.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
It's a good time to me and my Yeah yeah, yeah,
yellow Belly, come on man, yeah, yellow Belly having a
good time with Yellow Bell your boss of Yellow Belly
today at the meeting, would.

Speaker 6 (06:01):
Do that?

Speaker 2 (06:01):
You work from home, you free your pants off?

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Do what the next The next time, there's like a
project and somebody says they're too busy, and also it's
y E l l A yeah is that yellow no
yellow Belly? Yeah. I Also, this guy pops up on
my text and I want to do this one week
where we all bring two or three videos from our

(06:26):
for you page. Okay, because there's this guy who pops
up on before you page. He talks kind of like
a pirate and he calls himself the Absolute Governor and
it's so great just he'll just like it's this big
British dude who's like a father of twins and he
always just is eating something. So he just be like

(06:50):
and a Sunday roasted in it and be like there's
two catchphrases. Are we never look when we pour the gravy.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
That's funny.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
And then he goes because we're they absolute Governor. And
I it loved that. It gets so much because I
feel like here we all like governor is fine, sure,
but I'm not like complimenting somebody by calling them a governor.
No at and be like what, you're one of fifty.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Not worried about it.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah, no, worried about it. But the way British people
say governor guv, it just it makes Yeah. I also
think a little bit of culture appropriation, which is fine
to do the British. I think it's fair game.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
They took enough, Yeah you can.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
I think they're doing fine. Brother takes them back. Bruff
makes me bruv. It gives me a warm feeling in
my stuff.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Listen to me ting I'm trying to break. I don't
know you. Yeah, it's a podcast. I follow it.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
Two dudes.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
I thought it was another term you were trying to
bring back.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Oh no, this one, this one.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
I think it's just British ling right here. It just
it's that thing. It's ting and it's just sing. I'm
like the way they say it, it just it gets me, like.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
I think, I know you're talking about it. Yeah, it's
like two black British guys.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
When I said, I'm like, okay, yeah, I can't say
it like you, but I like that.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
There's some really good British but I got a few
like bro is great, a great time. I like there's
I think it's the way they mug people is like
run me that.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Oh yeah, yea.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Run me them train a brother. I'm just like, that
would be so adorable if I got mugged by a
British person. Honestly, I think it would be delightful. I
think they'd be trying to take on a date. It
wouldn't it wouldn't happen like you wouldn't mug me because
I would be like, that's adorable. What are you gonna
pull What are you gonna pull a gun on?

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Rabbit, put your wig on and pull out a musket.
Get out of here.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
You know you're gonna do a mass knifing.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Beat it.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
I'm gonna marry. I'm around danger all the time, all
the time, free event I live in danger.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
You ain't saying I went to school in America. I
know danger got.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
It hit tornadoes and active shooter drills. You don't have
either of those, Sabbit, I'm built different, weekly bro. It
would just be so if like just a British person
was like.

Speaker 6 (09:00):
How you gonna give me your wallet?

Speaker 7 (09:01):
Sat choke choke blood he pepper, I would I would
oliver twist if you tried to mug me on the tube.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
It would be delightful.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
What's funny for us is that we're everybody in his
story here is five ft two and fourteen years old,
one hundred.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
That's all I hate.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Like a little British out of English rugby team. Where
would it be like, all right, let me get out of.

Speaker 6 (09:24):
It, you know, let me get out of it.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
There's there's plenty of British there, but no, in my mind,
it's like a kid, like an Oliver twist hat, like
a dirty shirt, the newspaper, just a peaky blinders reject.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Just like bro, that's who we're taking at. Yeah, that's
who we're taking at.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Give me them Auntie dos or then Nikes.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
That's who I imagine I got is trying to mug me.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
And that's how you day dream.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
And that's when I go just all just seventeen seventy
six hilarious.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
That was good for us, well for you, ye for me.
Let's moving on.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Look, most years have been good years for me, and I.

Speaker 5 (10:06):
Got that that I have not to douvelop on you.
Most years have been pretty good for me to night.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Yeah, look it's not I don't you know. I don't
want to brag because it's not like I did a
lot of it for me.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Two thousand and eight was a sweet two thousand eight.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Speaking of bit, so we wish you could steal from people?
Uh Ri ip to the comedian that actually had this bit,
but his joke was like, as a white guy, if
I got a time machine, I can go anywhere one
in the past, rest in peace. But I'm not going
to the future.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
No, no, no, He's like.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
So anything in the past, the past, I can show
up and be like, I'm good. He's like, if I go.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
To the future, so they are ready for me at
twenty one fifty.

Speaker 6 (10:50):
Man, he was.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
He was a good guy back in the day until
we knew he wasn't a good guy.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yep, alrightps in peace.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Yeah, he's not dead.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
By the way, he's not dead, but he's dead. He's
Let's talk NFL.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
That's gotta work.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
How are we feeling about the NFL Week two just happened.
Let's real quick, it's gonna be selfish. I want to
talk about the Monday night game.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Oh was shure. It was a great game.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
It was not just great. I've seen that game go
wrong so many times. Next to the Falcons, suh and
I could see it happening. Yeah, I did not celebrate
if you didn't watch Falcons scored at the end at
the end minute left, And as I watched them score
with twenty seconds lest quiet, I went, that's not that's
not good.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Way to zero.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Baby got to wait almost time. That so well. With
David coming.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
In, it was almost there. It was almost.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
It was almost there. Next week, lady and gentlemen give
it up for our next guest, David Perdue. They were
trying to work it out what would be what would
be your like late night intro songs, and they were like, Loo,
can the band play for you real for me? Yeah,
just a real quick riff, A good question.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
Probably lock it that solid, that's solid. I thought he
was gonna say party in the USA. But you know
that's that's too easy.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
That's fair. That is too that's fair.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Thanks. Like people, you want skip to skip it? You
want a song, people have to shoot.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
Them skip it was a jingle, Yeah, I want jingle.
Skip it was a jingle for sure, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Skip it. It's we just got to skip it. This
summer great times. They're still around, still around, bro.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Have they improved it all?

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Not at all?

Speaker 3 (12:29):
But they do just enough. And it is a workout. Listen,
it is a workout for sure. What doing this jump
rope and without you? Oh my god, it's a workout.
I could never get one to work which one jump rope?
No jump rope I could do. It doesn't look good,
but I can. I can physically trans fair skip it though,

(12:49):
skip it.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
I will say my achilles are tougher than most people
because between skippets and razor scooters, raiz scooters, I feel
our generation is the toughest achilles.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
No, it made ours worse.

Speaker 6 (13:05):
I was about to say, it's a lot of achilles.

Speaker 5 (13:08):
You do know that, Like we're not Dragon ball Z characters.
Like if we get beat, we don't stand back up stronger.
We're actually worse off.

Speaker 6 (13:16):
There are no for us.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Just like when you lose as much as I do,
I have to tell myself that.

Speaker 6 (13:20):
It makes me know.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
You're actively getting worse every day.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
I want to I want to jump back to comedy
because for just a second hend we were talking comedy
the pre show on this our podcast, we do what
we want. But this latest latest, we're gonna hit eight.
We're gonna hit eight stories in twelve minutes. But one
of my newer bits that I'm working on as well
that's very messy, is that this generation, this generation we
live in is the best to live in. And it's

(13:47):
just I love playing around in the silliness of with
this bit that's all over the place because I just
go back and talk about all the best of they have,
but I don't really bring up the best of that
we have, and so I just bring up you said,
you know, great generation, Achille Hill, whatever the case may be.
And one of my favorite lines, only two lines work
right now. This messy bit is that, uh, I say
something to the effect of like, you would never want

(14:08):
to go back and living, uh, living a time when
you have to trade your wife.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
For butter, and people have to do that back in
the day.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
I don't know why the wife was always on the
trading blocks, but for butter to feed the kids, somebody's
gotta go trade.

Speaker 6 (14:23):
Trade.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
I need butter. You've got a wife.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Giving up you Also, you're terrible at bargaining.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
But well, listen, I feel like they didn't have an education,
having a school in one building.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Where you have an awful wife. You're just like man,
I just Wall Street. I would trade I would trade
this swimming for butter. Chance they did it.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
She didn't carry anything but the magazine in the water bottles.

Speaker 6 (14:46):
If you want them, you got you can have that wife. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
That way the kids are working under my arm.

Speaker 6 (14:52):
Good wives, the good wives.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
You think the all wives were sturdy and helpful back
in the day. You can have one wife out on
your nerves, one with Okay, she got a whooping cough
and it won't go away, and won't drink water, and
listen to your advice.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
He said, give me the butter for Charlene. Switch it.

Speaker 6 (15:10):
Do you ever you get the wife back.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
You don't get the wife back once. You know, once
you give a wife, you can't get a wife.

Speaker 8 (15:14):
I know.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
I like the idea of that guy getting Charlene. That's
like it's a fixer rapper. Yeah, but I'll be, we can,
I'll be. I can get her some tea for that.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Also, we're gonna have good toast for a week.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
And you gotta look in the heights. You gotta look
at the blurry sad.

Speaker 6 (15:28):
If that's the only wife, thron't now now you have
to make bread.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Who We've got twelve kids, David. This is seventeen thirty two.

Speaker 6 (15:36):
An older wife.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Yes, oh yeah, yeah, she's fifty six giving up a
twenty two year old.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
No, okay, seventeen thirty two.

Speaker 5 (15:45):
And you think that people are living the fifty six,
they're trading wife for butter.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
This is first Listen. At that point, we've already overthought this.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
We've already that's what comedy is over You've always thought.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
By the time I get them to go, ha ha,
I've moved on.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (16:03):
I do appreciate the overthinking because it usually helps you
find me.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Find my other jokes right there for sure.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
Well, also the fact that you're not gonna find a
twiny tye old Charlene. She starts at fifty five.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Charlene start.

Speaker 6 (16:14):
I did this show the other day and it was
an earl. I said, how old are you? He's like
thirty thirty eight? Said you're the last earl.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Last earl.

Speaker 6 (16:22):
Yeah, because that's old, like I'm earl the second Oh
he was past that.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Ah okay, that's kind.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
But that's the only chance for ear only chance for or.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Earl e A R E.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
No bro, is that even short for anything?

Speaker 6 (16:35):
No? No, if you are a thirteen year old earl,
you go by eating now.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what you better hope you have
a cool middle name.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Well, you know, the streets are making them nick names.
I don't know if you've seen that going on out here.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
All nicknames are made up.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
You ever thought it? What do you think regular names.

Speaker 6 (16:55):
Are made up? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:59):
Thinking North was a real name. Get out of here,
beat it.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
I think Glenn and Keith are the ones for men.
It's like, who who made that sound with their mouth?
Glynn and then was like, I want to name children that. Yeah,
somebody has looked at a baby and gone, this is
baby Keith.

Speaker 9 (17:15):
Baby ke Glynn works for me, for a woman, not
for men, just because close close, I've known more than.

Speaker 6 (17:24):
To All them are terrible people. I'm not known one good.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
G's I feel about Angel.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
I've known three Angels, all trash dudes, all black women.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Uh, they been horrendous to me.

Speaker 6 (17:34):
Women named Angel just people name.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
I've never met a guy whose named Angel. You met
a guy named Angel coaching one? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:41):
H bad umpire Angel. Yeah, Angel is terrible in history.
He might be the reason we get robot umps.

Speaker 6 (17:49):
Yeah, one of the worst. If you're out there, Angel.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
If you're out there, Angel, don't name me kids anything.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Angel on Instagram. Great Angels.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
Great, that's the one, the one, that's the one out. Yeah,
I got a name Angel, Will you a good person?
That's enough.

Speaker 6 (18:06):
I don't call it.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
I don't.

Speaker 6 (18:07):
That's my friend.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
I'm saying, you'll call it. Yeah, we don't got to
got you, got you got it.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
That's all I want to talk about football.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
We're back football Monday night, Falcons. When anyway they.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Score that touchdown they did? They move London poop and I.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Do not feel anything. Sure, not you, because I'm I'm
waiting because in my mind, they're going they're gonna get
confused by the new kickoff rules. They're gonna give up
a massive return, just Trump, and they're gonna kick a
field trumb is just and I'm gonna lose. Sure it's
gonna be twenty seconds.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Your feelings are valid, or it's gonna be.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
A deep pass pass interference. And that movie didn't field
lose the game like something's going to go wrong, but
it didn't know.

Speaker 9 (18:46):
Did you you experienced a wave of competence? Come on,
we had not been used to the previous two three years.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Is the factual statements.

Speaker 9 (18:54):
Kirk Cousins knows what he's doing and at the end
of the game and I missed the guy said highlights.
I was, I was doing his mother's last drive. But
I know I haven't seen this from a quarterback in
an Atlanta Jersey year.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
That's not true.

Speaker 6 (19:07):
It is true.

Speaker 9 (19:07):
It's not Matt Ryan. I said, Years, don't do that
because Matt Ryan has now nobody's talking about Matt Ryan defensive.

Speaker 6 (19:19):
Have riddle for a few.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Years, marioda back to back.

Speaker 6 (19:23):
But which is why I said years apology.

Speaker 9 (19:28):
If anything, I watched Kirk, I watched Marioda and Ritter
and made me I became a Matt Ryan fan. I
was like, man, I'm sorry you m v P. Because
it was competence, actual competence. So it was a way
of confidence in that drive. Cousins hit like seeing I'm thinking,
all right now you now, let's see if this got
these teams coached up.

Speaker 6 (19:49):
And it was a.

Speaker 9 (19:49):
Competence in the coach, you know what I mean. So
it wasn't no stupid plays, it wasn't anything like that.
I mean Drake Lennon with the almost mess.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Up close had kick.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
I mean it was a teach your gun. Oh yeah,
of course, is what the coach said. Afterwards, they're like, oh,
you're just shooting T shirts.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
So you're in Philly. Everybody got guns.

Speaker 4 (20:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (20:07):
I about to say, how dare he? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (20:11):
I want to talk about though, for the game specifically
here as we get into the NFL Week two here,
I want the call, and I want to just go
first with a one word answer.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
You are the coach. Okay, you are the coach.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
Third and three, you're up Philly, right, got the ball
at the five to eight yard line, right, you know
your opponent, the Falcons half, zero timeouts. They thought about it. Barkley,
Barkley misses it. Case you don't know, Barkley is a
great player. Barkley also has the second most drops over
the last three years for running backs. This is just
context for information if you're listening at home.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
So it's also apparently never won in Philly.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Okay. Interesting.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
He also previous drive, if I'm correct, also caught the
same catch on another play. I just like context, But Nate,
I'm gonna get my answer. Give me a yes or no.
Do you run the ball, play the clock game or
do you go for the throat as they were trying
to do and put the game away?

Speaker 2 (21:03):
All right? And go and do the past and you know,
big riskic forward.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
I think you made the right call.

Speaker 9 (21:09):
Boom, I was gonna say, I'm gonna say seven word.
I'm saying number thirty seven million like.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
That, like the spot seven million response.

Speaker 6 (21:18):
Yeah, paid for them.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
I also thought it was the right call. So we're
on the same.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Page as because if he catches the games over.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Which he did, watch the highlights, right.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Yeah, so that same play they ran it previously, like
within like three minutes beforehand. He called it first down.
Actually it was the play where he stops at the
one yard line, right, and so it was like run
it back thirty seven million.

Speaker 9 (21:37):
No, I'm again you think I'm saying they should have
did the thing. I'm saying, oh, thirty seven million to
run the ball.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
Well, no, you're paying thirty SEVENI to be McCaffrey two
point oh and do all things.

Speaker 6 (21:48):
But wait, what did you say?

Speaker 9 (21:49):
Was no, no, no, the stat about him doing what he's
never won in field, No, not that one.

Speaker 6 (21:53):
I gave the catching.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
I gave the stat that he for running backs in
the last three years, he dropped the most pass exactly,
which is true.

Speaker 6 (22:00):
I mean, which is But I'm just saying but he just.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Caught the pass literally the last drive.

Speaker 6 (22:06):
Did it if he's not good at it?

Speaker 2 (22:07):
I'm I didn't want to give the weak answer because
I could see both sides.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
That was a week answers. I gave a response. But
also run the ball, run the ball. Just pushed twice.
We got no time outs. Falcons should have lost the
game if you played the clock. So you know it
was a given a take with that run it. If
you don't, you kicked the field goals and you're stilled
in the great position. I actually think all jokes aside

(22:30):
the defense lost in the game because Kirk I watched
the game. Did you watch the game? He sliced him
that last drive, zero pressure, He hits what was it,
mooney mooney right, boom boom boom, pits in the middle.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
And that and that was the other thing too, is
that he targeted the best guys. Boom, I need Pits
in the middle, got on, I need London at the.

Speaker 6 (22:47):
End bang but tense.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
It was like you missed that. It's like poooo got you.
So that was that was one. That was one big win.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
In Week two for the NFL in general. Yeah, I
do want anything else on them.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
No, just if feels it feels great before we get
crushed by Kansas City at home, gonna be Kansas City.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
You I like that mindset. I like that mindset. They
just lost Checko. So about to say figured out at home.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
It's in Atlanta.

Speaker 9 (23:12):
In Atlanta, and if you've watched the Chiefs the first
two games, they've got lucky twice.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
I get it lucky, or I.

Speaker 9 (23:19):
Call it new Brady. It's New Brady. Of course they're
gonna win. Yeah, yeah, right, but I will say they
do need I feel like they needed kick in the pants,
so to speak, and like go, hey, yeah, let's be
better because.

Speaker 6 (23:32):
They really have.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
They could be going to they could easily be.

Speaker 9 (23:34):
And so the Facults and the Falcon's defenses look pretty good, pretty.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Good off line.

Speaker 6 (23:40):
Yeah, so you know, and at home, I can see
I can see him being the Jeeves.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
I can see it. I want to.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
I want to know what's going to be one of
your bigger surprises in the NFL. I think for me,
off top has been the Saints. I don't know, I
don't know if you've seen her anything by the Saints.
The Saints are scored on the first shifteam drives of
the season. Derek Carr was supposed to be washed. Everybody
forgot about Alvin and it was just Cam Jordan is
fifty seven. And so for them to score forty two

(24:08):
plus points in both games, demolish Dallas at home, which
hadn't lost the regular season game, and like a whole
season and a half and to be looking this strong,
and we'll be honest, in the grand scheme of media,
nobody was talking about the Saints coming into this season.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
Here they beat the.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Cowboys in Dallas and then they beat I think it.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Was Okay, we'll call it Denver, so we'll double check.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
There two teams, one team that's the playoff team for sure,
one team with a Super Bowl champion coach.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
So that's one surprise.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
I've been like, whoa, Okay, we were thinking Falcons bucks
in Panthers. Okay, we'll get that's actually a topic too.
We'll get that in a second. But anyway, that's been
one of my surprises so far this season.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
I mean, they've gotten, they've gotten the job done.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
Team scoring drives in your first fifteen to stop you,
let's how get a twisted and I playing the Panthers offense,
you're playing the Panthers defense, which I.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Do think that the NFC South is a lot better
than and we gave them credit for with the Saints.
The Saints looked good, shout out. And now it looks
like the Falcons have figured it out.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
And if if we won't, I'll have to get out.
But we could have and should have beat the Steelers.
But that's a conversation of another time. So the South
is looking solid, but surprise any other surprise that come
in the NFL.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
I think that the AFC East doesn't look that good.
I mean, obviously to with the Dolphins. That sucks. So
you lost your starting quarterback there. The Bills look underwhelming.
The Jets one and one, but also barely beat Tennessee.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Rogers is a show of hisself. Yeah, and at least
on mobility wise.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
I have no idea what's happening, but that's that conference
does not.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Look as strong.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Scare me at any of those teams in there. I'm
not intimidated by any When I thought that was going
to be one of the better conference.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Some some some cats have them having three playoff teams.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
Hey, what you that?

Speaker 6 (26:05):
NFC AFC North. I thought it'd be better.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Steelers Brown's right, You're right, You're right.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Ravens always too.

Speaker 9 (26:16):
I think Ravens are at the moment Brown and two,
I thought that Sean, would you know, trying competence competence,
competent because that's all they needed. They had a great deal,
that's all they needed. And you spend all this money
on this guy, you can be average.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Surely, because sixteenth best quarterback in the league, he.

Speaker 6 (26:37):
Said, I cannot be.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
And this is one of the biggest coming up. This
is one of the biggest weeks because going oh and
three is statistically, statistically is a death sense.

Speaker 9 (26:45):
Yeah, yeah, I don't think that's gonna better this year.
I feel like it's gonna be a lot of teams
that start weird and.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
Strong well injuries has already been cooking, right. McCaffrey, Deebo, Rams,
got nobody. It's Protecto's Jeffrey.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
We saw coming What do you mean? He was on
the cover of Madden The Curse, so we knew that
McCaffrey was done, Like we knew half of the season
at very least.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Was that maybe one of the longest running curse jokes
in the history.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
It's not a joke. It's not a joke.

Speaker 6 (27:15):
All right, all right to who has who has averted
the curse?

Speaker 1 (27:20):
The only time it got somewhat averted was when they
put two players on the cover. They put I think Fitzgerald.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
And Josh Allen didn't get hurt, but he had one
of his worst years. No, man, get hurt. Don't try
to play. Don't try to semantics the curse.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
But it is you either have one heard or not heard.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
Yeah, it's always No, it's not don't do that. I'm
only believe in the curse. And now you're trying to
make it too money. Hey, curse me or don't curse me? Okay,
are you putting it in or not?

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Choose one got dug it?

Speaker 1 (27:50):
I mean was it Taysom Hill? What was his name?
Who was the guy who the Browns full back that
got it one year? Noll Hill? Yeah, I mean he
didn't get hurt.

Speaker 6 (28:02):
But staff infection.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
He disappeared.

Speaker 6 (28:04):
Get staff infection?

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Staff?

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Is that an injury?

Speaker 6 (28:06):
Or is that just like dirty locker room?

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Wash your hand?

Speaker 9 (28:09):
He would only one. It was like dirty locker room Cleveland.
They didn't care about you all.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Staff infection.

Speaker 6 (28:13):
I don't know how do you get a staff infection?
What is it.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
I think it's a sexually transmitted I don't think it is.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (28:19):
But if it is clean, I think it's like you
have like an open wound or some kind of thing.
It just gets worse because dirty things together.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
That's what Arthur got.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Didn't that just sounds like sexually transmitted. You didn't hear
his definite.

Speaker 6 (28:29):
Dirty dirty things are dirty. You thinks shouldn't be dirty.
Wash the things.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
That's when you finished.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
We got some comments. This goes back a little bit.

Speaker 5 (28:39):
Mike Brown said, good morning fellas Memphis fan. Uh Glasgow
was talking about Eagles having a terrible secondary or two,
and Simon Stevens says they got here despite the bell
failing them. But John Glasgow was talking about Mahomes didn't
get hurt for the curse, and then Mahomes and Brady
both are the goat from.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Thank you, thank you for the truth? Is the truth?
Been some surprises?

Speaker 1 (29:04):
For sure, there's been some surprises. How do you feel
about your raiders?

Speaker 2 (29:08):
We are? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
I don't get excited to twelve Minshew back there. Yeah,
I mean there's nothing, nothing, nothing to rave about.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Well, miss the playoffs will be in the top twelve.

Speaker 6 (29:18):
Hey, I need them to hand the balls Mirroal White.
That's what I know. I'm not here on fantasy. Hey,
y'all saw me a bad goods man.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
This is a big hole on a bad wife.

Speaker 6 (29:28):
Yeah, it's a bad wife.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
I wanted to give up some back my butter back.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
Take the signs not good. You always take the kids
before you take the wife. Everybody don't know this butter.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Has it? Has the Guardian caps followed Joe.

Speaker 6 (29:43):
Not at all, Broh, Get who who's wearing them?

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Several players, there's a handful of people.

Speaker 6 (29:49):
And why hasn't Tua been wearing it?

Speaker 1 (29:52):
I don't think I haven't seen any quarterback where.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
If you do, it's gonna be too It's gonna be
the first first if he comes back.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
If he comes back, I mean back. We've all heard
the should he should he five concussions in four years?

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Yes, he should should?

Speaker 9 (30:06):
No, yeah, don't do it. I don't know what your
guaranteed money was. Take that go home. So here's a
couple of things.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
I think it's I think it's actually four four and
three years or something like that. I don't think it's five.
A couple of things about this you didn't talk You
didn't I must miss that part. You didn't talk to It.

Speaker 6 (30:24):
Was after a couple of things happened, a couple of things.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Blur Man with football on Thursday in the podcast on Wednesday,
you're right about that.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
You're right about that. So go ahead, we'll get to it.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
Okay, So on the two piece, I'll say one one thing.
One definitely should have the Guardian Cap because he's coming back,
I believe.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
One.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Two.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
I found a couple of interesting stats which was interesting
because this is the privilege and it's fine because of
the quarterback and the franchise played the team. But Tua
is not even I believe the sat I saw in
the top five of players with more documented concussions, but
because he is a quarterback, it is more known and

(31:10):
visually we can all agree visually, right, visually, it looks,
you know, statistically worse the case with what does it
say here?

Speaker 2 (31:17):
Six players have won Oh, this is the Guardian Caps.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
Here, six players have won them in the game two
weeks into the regular season. We've got different positions tight ends, guards,
and so the Guardian Caps are specifically supposed to help
with concussions and just any type of brain traum eccter. Right,
So I'm for him the reason why I really I'm
pro safety.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
But the thing that really got me irked up was.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
Just the silly, specifically men in the comments who are
calling people weak and soft. And it makes me laugh
so hard. There's not a lot of things that make
me laugh so hard when I see.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
These are grown men.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
There's a grown men, black, white, Latina. These are all
different type of men. And they were just calling people
weak and soft, and I laughed. I was in tears
laughing at these silly boys.

Speaker 6 (32:03):
Talking about how weak it is.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
Yeah, tell week, it's up because they got no because
they were wanting to wear Guardian caps and protect theirselves.

Speaker 6 (32:11):
People who crowding step.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
On level, thank you. And so when I was laughing
so hard, I would just tickled. But no, You'rendson right.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
If it comes back, if any player, let's be honest,
who are were concussions is happening consistently to a degree,
maybe put the cap on at.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
Minimum, at minimum.

Speaker 9 (32:32):
Honest, that cap is not gonna save he's already got season.
Oh no, no, no, no, that's for sure, like that's happening.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Talk about I'm talking about cats in general. In general. Yeah,
oh no, he already on the boat like my brother.

Speaker 6 (32:44):
It was some report came out.

Speaker 9 (32:45):
My brother's telling me and I might get the numbers wrong,
but it was talking about like every year you play football,
your chances to set goes up. It's either like or
und some crazy number. Those are two different numbers, David,
and let me behave it. Those are two different numbers.
But hear me, hear me, will that starts not when
you play professional football. You play football, tackle those numbers.

(33:08):
I know I've got widen numbers. By the time you're
twenty two, it's at eight hundred percent.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
Yea.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Or what you've had one?

Speaker 6 (33:15):
You've no, no, no, not no, no, not concussion.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
The brain trauma you get a concussion, the chances that
you have CTE yes long term effect, which is which
is like all of them, Yeah, all of them will
have it. Yeah, it's it's had a concussion. Yes, uh
not that I know of. Definitely have I can't you
have one.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
I've had one. It's bizarre. I took I took a
charge in a basketball game and my head hit the floor.
Number No. I tried to tuck my chin in as
I was falling, and I just had whipped.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Back on the on the on the basketball.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Yeah, and it's it's that like teeth rattling, because I
haven't because hitting your head is such a distinct feeling.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
Hitting your head is a distinct feeling.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
And especially like when your teeth hollow.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
And start, you're making me You're making me get the jit.

Speaker 6 (34:03):
It's just like and so, yeah, we're knock unconscious.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
I know, I don't think I was unconscious, but you
you want to you guys.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Just remember just being woozy.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Yeah, yeah, I think I had.

Speaker 6 (34:13):
I had too.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
In baseball.

Speaker 9 (34:16):
I've had one for sure that we went to the hospital,
and another one we just kind of you know, like yeah,
walking off some red.

Speaker 6 (34:23):
Yeah, baseball, I got hitting the head with the ball. Yeah,
I got hitting in the head.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
God.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
And I remember, I remember me.

Speaker 9 (34:30):
I was like twelve thirteen, and I remember being down
and my dad was like you good, and I was
like no, like I know, no, here's what I remember.

Speaker 6 (34:39):
And I dad, I went to first.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
What the first I went and I'm out the game.

Speaker 6 (34:44):
No, here's the thing I went to first.

Speaker 9 (34:46):
What took me out the game was I was so
pissed that I got hit that like when I was.

Speaker 6 (34:51):
At first they were trying to make text.

Speaker 9 (34:53):
I was like smacking people, trying to give my own
and my dad was like, it wasn't. It wasn't, and
I might not look seventh and then the one I
know was knocked out, knocked out was in. I told
the story, Marcus Feaster, if you're out here from under me,
we know Mark and we coming on site market market streets.

Speaker 6 (35:13):
I'm gonna throw that chair at you.

Speaker 9 (35:14):
Finally, Oh boy, he has one in his car.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Market was running up on you.

Speaker 5 (35:22):
Yeah, I don't think I've ever had a cause came
up right now, Joe, I'm.

Speaker 9 (35:26):
Not gonna do that Like this is that you get it?

Speaker 2 (35:30):
I have that. I have had a toothache, and I
think that's the same. Yeah, I might have had more
from a toothache. What shut you down?

Speaker 6 (35:36):
I think I've had more.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
I probably had more.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
You probably have more concussions easily. What are y'all doing?

Speaker 1 (35:41):
I mean, I got I've been knocked out once in
a fight. No, it was a it was a game
of football.

Speaker 6 (35:49):
Talk about that.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
We're talking about that, about that.

Speaker 9 (35:51):
Thirty seven in the football League, And I said, I'm
gonna send this.

Speaker 6 (35:55):
Then dudes to do.

Speaker 9 (35:56):
These two warehousemen were running and colliding. Both of them
fell out, and I go, that could have been you.
That could have been you.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
Yeah, yeah, play the virtual game boys and sit down,
sat down boys.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Hit in the head with a bat before Okay, all right,
this is turning to w w A.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Never had the ball hit you so hard that it
leaves seams?

Speaker 9 (36:15):
And I have a glove you're talking about You just
talked about getting hit in the head. Yeah, that's different.
I'm trying to hit the ball, right.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
You didn't catch the ball.

Speaker 6 (36:24):
Yeah, I'm not getting hit with a baseball.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
You never blocked a grounder, bro, I have.

Speaker 6 (36:27):
A glove like popped you know about me?

Speaker 2 (36:29):
I was nice nothing, It was nice on the on
the field and it was like.

Speaker 9 (36:34):
Jump sweat, I'm snagging it right every time. I was
very good at what I do.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Know if you played it Alberta Park, you understand, oh
Alberta Park infield.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Was if you dated Susan two thousand and one, two
thousand and three, you know.

Speaker 6 (36:51):
I caught everything. Ask about me.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
It's tapes out the Alberta, Alberta part I'll never forget.
And this was like I didn't realize my entire life.
I played baseball off of Jim crow Road. Hey, yo,
And then here's the and this is my of my fan.
I want to find a way to work this into
a joke, do you, because well, the thing is, people
have tried to get it changed.

Speaker 6 (37:13):
Okay, yeah, and the.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Family has said.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Jim Crow's family.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
They're like, it's it's named after a person. It's not
named after the Jim crow Laws.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Those names be crazy, bro.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
But the guy's name is Glenn, So why call him Jim?
He said. They were like, well, he always went by Glenn,
so changing it to Glenn crow Road is an insult
to him.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
It's not his mama called him Glenn. I'm call him Glenn. Simple,
very simple, hilarious. All right, we've got twenty five minutes.
We got to seven topics.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Still here, let's talk about Bryce Young for a second here.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
All right, Bryce Young got benched number one pick and
nineteen I believe and eighteen. Uh, it is cheaper if
you are a Panthers fan.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
I was gonna say cheaper to keep him. It's always
this is butter, yes, goodness.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
High quality good.

Speaker 6 (38:04):
Butter.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
If the winter's coming, Oh my god, And you got
a new loaf just off the fire piece.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
So want that bread to be the want that butter too.

Speaker 5 (38:13):
Before we start the next actual topic, the two married man,
how much how much butter would you trade your wife's for?

Speaker 6 (38:20):
Well?

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Well, is she healthy?

Speaker 4 (38:25):
Your current wife, the woman that you're married to.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
No, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna go ahead and say.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
You got health saying healthy, Oh president, yeah, I'm not.
I'm not trading there.

Speaker 4 (38:35):
We go.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
But if she had a lamp and like.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
One eye working in that in that economy, if.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
She loses, if she loses a thumb, baby.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Toy, don't play flag football, don't play any sports because
if you tear an a c L damon's like an NFL.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
Well Coatoya and I both know that if we both
get to a point where it's like all we're feeding through,
it's wrap.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
We we go ahead and just sign a pay Oh yeah, yeah,
I don't pull plug.

Speaker 6 (39:05):
Hold on to me forever, drain all your.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Energy.

Speaker 6 (39:11):
I'm out stare at my life and his body.

Speaker 8 (39:13):
But until give me the bedroom back, turned his bedroom
into a library, all your expenses room back, put the
bring the tram mail in, all.

Speaker 6 (39:30):
Your attention as doing nothing.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Dave's gonna end up on the deck.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
I would have killed David.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
I would have tripped over the court. Oops. Oh no,
oh no, David's going.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Dave's out. We really could just clean this out.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Right Steel the power building really open. Hospitals, don't just
keep you, David. Somebody's got paid for that room.

Speaker 6 (39:54):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Humane Society, show me, you love me.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
I subscribe today at all, every day going there and say.

Speaker 5 (40:02):
It's not really in a comment, he's just playing to
sleep until.

Speaker 9 (40:08):
Every day you come in. But I think it's to moves.
I want that. I want that, nothing.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Else, but it is it. So it's it's cheaper as
a Panthers fan for you to attend all of their
games than to watch them on TV. Right there, if
you buy their tickets because the tickets are like two bucks,
you can you can attend every single Panthers game and
it's cheaper than YouTube, TV, NFL packet anything.

Speaker 6 (40:34):
Can watch them crazy.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
I'm thinking about going up there for the Falcons game.

Speaker 6 (40:38):
Nobody gonna be in the stadium.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Yeah, it's like when you know it's gonna be a win.
Three and a half hour drive, that's a pretty good day.
Two dollars ticket. I know a pretty good day. I
know their ushers are done.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
That's a pretty good day. So I can probably just
go that was like, we don't we don't need to
y'all for the state.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Yeah, I'm gonna sit over here.

Speaker 6 (40:56):
You gotta walk and talk community.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Yeah that's it.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
But yeah, the Panthers are awful. They have a terrible
owner who's just an egotistical man. Come from so he
threw beer on fans last year, the fans booed. Also
a restaurant, a restaurant, a restaurant simply in Charlotte just

(41:23):
posted on their board, let the GMS make the picks,
and the owner stopped and went into the restaurant and
demanded to speak to the manager say they said how
They said, that's fine, we can put whatever we want
on the board. And also we didn't call you out
by name. They didn't say Panthers. And also if you're
so sensitive about how poorly you draft that you just

(41:45):
see something that says let the GM do his job
and you go, I have to fight somebody, then you
know what the problem is. And so look, I'm fine
with the Panthers being terrible. I hope the other teams
in the NFC South are also just as bad, if
not worse.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
How much is this is Bryce young coaching players around
him development right, because the question is this has never happened.
This is never in the second season of a number
one pick, specifically a quarterback, has never in eighteen games
got benched in their second season. You look at all
the people who were quote unquote bad quarterbacks. We ain't

(42:21):
got to go through the list for the sake of time.
They got three seasons maybe four before it's like, Okay,
I think we gave it a great shot.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
Move on, we wish you well on your journey.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
Right the last two recently, Zach Wilson got three Justin
Fields got three full complete developmental, experimental seasons. So how much,
whether you've seen a game or not, he is benched?
What averocation may be? CJ Just to give context, is
crushing who came after him the number two pick with
the Texans, David, I'm gonna start with you, right, So

(42:51):
just kind of on this pie chart of the number
one pick getting picked, because we know what he was
in Alabama.

Speaker 9 (42:57):
So when he was drafted, did he have McCaffrey, was
a mcarey? Were already gone, was gone. Okay, so but
you knew he was gone.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Okay, so you have gone zero weapons zero, zero weapons,
no offensive line.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
How many coaches is he going throughree he's on the
third coach.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Bright, three coach, three coaches two years.

Speaker 6 (43:16):
Yeah, this is not on him.

Speaker 9 (43:18):
This is not on him, like the same way with
Justin Fields, you know what I mean, like all the
different coaches.

Speaker 6 (43:24):
It's not on him. You're gonna hate this name.

Speaker 9 (43:26):
But there's a clip of Tom Brady talking about why
quarter like why he doesn't believe and I know you
don't believe anything tom Brady says, but this.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Is no But I'm sure I'm sure to find. I'm
sure it's to find quote.

Speaker 9 (43:35):
Yeah, but he just talks about they don't develop anymore.
He's talking about it even in college like he had
to he was the seventh string quarterback and then had
to develop over time to be able to dangers like
there is there is that makes sense to do that.
The NFL is hard because what he's saying is like
you dumb down the offense to put them out and
put him out there, and then the defense go, we

(43:57):
know that this every time slant slam that being said,
I never believed in this quarterback in Alabama or in
the pros in Alabama. I know he did what he
did right, but also it's like he's never passed the
eye tests.

Speaker 6 (44:10):
Like he and my brother talking. When you see him
at press conferences.

Speaker 9 (44:14):
He looked like a dude is about to start in
the football version of high school musical.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
Have you ever seen pretty without his pads?

Speaker 6 (44:20):
He's still he still looks a little man.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
I agree with you.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
I agree with your off the field statements, But what
do you do with the tape of Bama with one
of the hardest and best coaches, some of the best players,
the best conference in college football for multiple years in
a chance that player? In my opinion, because I agree
with you, it's institutional organizational fail right. My man confidence
is shot. My man is looking like he is in

(44:46):
ninth grade and don't know how to do a two
hit run hitch right. The office line has him scrambling
every play. Right, You then set him up for success,
So put start Andy Dalton from week one. Let him
get twelve games under his belt like Dre Dre Drake
May is doing right now in New England. Yeah, and
watching we're in a little bit.

Speaker 6 (45:05):
We're in no rush.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
It's twenty one, twenty two. Yeah, put some weight on
in a couple of seasons.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
Yeah, right, and then you get a Jordan Love who
pop off after three years.

Speaker 6 (45:14):
Oh shoot yeah right quarterback.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
So but that's how yeah, I mean, so obviously system
matters since you see what you see what like Russ
has done since he left Seattle, right, you saw what
Gino did when he got to Seattleax. You see what
Sam Darnold's doing now in Minnesota and Minnesota.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
So there's Baker and.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
Certain certain systems work, certain coaches.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
Coaches, but also like what Flora is too when they
have no confidence in Miami because Flora's was treshed.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Yeah right, so are you right?

Speaker 1 (45:40):
But we also we don't see a ton of times
great college teams producing great NFL quarters to stayment there.
So you think about all those great USC teams that
we saw none of those quarters, I mean, and they
had fine And this is relative. An NFL career, if
you ever have one, is great. But like it's not
like Alabama has produced incredible quarterbacks. Two has been hurt.

(46:04):
Jalen Hurts was Alabama and Oklahoma, so he bounced around
so it's so I don't think necessarily you go, because
he did this at Alabama, he can do with the NFL.
Oh yeah, Alabama, you go. You were surrounded by the
best question.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
No, that would be very clear.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
I'm just saying that player who started and won multiple
seasons was doing several things right coach by one of
the greatest coaches.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
But I think the Panther's biggest issue is they just
have a just a toxic front off.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
It ain't good. Well, it's it's top to bottom. I
hear what you're saying, top to bottom.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
Those decisions personnel from top to bottom have to be made,
and it's said, big Dog up for success.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
I can definitely see it.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
We could.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
We could take him Purty McCaffrey without pads, and they
all look like Kyler Murray, all of them.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
They all yes, right, especially since Andy Dalton.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
I hear what you're saying.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
Your statement is valid about that, right, But Big Dog
has played and been great at his highest level and
now it has completely disappeared.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
And that's just like, that's your jarring.

Speaker 6 (47:06):
So maybe I'm size wise.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
I also don't know, like I don't know what benching
does for you.

Speaker 6 (47:14):
Takes your confidence.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
But right, because it's not an upgrade talent wise from
him to Andy Dalton.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
Oh, I think they're trying to like get the confidence back, bro.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
And maybe that's it. Maybe you go, hey, you just
need to take it. Let's never have a break in your.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Let's breathe for a second.

Speaker 9 (47:28):
You feel like I noticed didn't come from the owner though, No,
that's what I'm saying. So somebody took control because the
owner is gonna want his prize pony out there.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Yeah, but there, Yeah, I just if you're if you're
in Carolina, thoughts and prayers.

Speaker 6 (47:45):
It is called Cam Newton back. He ain't doing a
number wearing funny hats.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
And talking to podcasts, don't call Cam it up. He
needs to be a father.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
He can't can't stay stay at home camp, stay home.

Speaker 6 (47:57):
He can't be a father.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
Stay hot too many point put them all at one house,
all right.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
Speaking of shooting shots, Uh, Max Struss, we all know
Max Truss, Struce, Struce or Streuss basically got a shot
given to him or taken at him by former bachelorette
run who said, quote Max Struce, if you're out there

(48:27):
and you're here, I'm single, I'm here talk about it.
I'm ready, which.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
That's the thing of a bachelorette.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
And then Max immediately followed her, it's honing hacks top
to Jent. Tran also admitted that she had interest in
Jason Tatum before finding out he was in a relationship.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Why where you got to say stuff out lows on people?

Speaker 1 (48:53):
I had to say that, Yeah, you don't have to
tell somebody they're your second choice a dog.

Speaker 9 (48:58):
If I'm Max Strews and I'm like us up, like, oh,
I couldn't get tatom someone gets you.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
Hey, man, get out my face, please get out.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
That interviewer did her dirty at She probably said that
first and then went to Max.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
But Max said I hit you with the follow.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Here's the thing. If you're a second choice, you're aware,
it's very obvious. I've like we we joked about it,
where like I got asked to open for a comedian
a few weeks ago, and I was like, I know,
I'm at least third. I know Andrew Stanley turned it down,
and then Damon confirmed that he turned it down, so
I know it at the best, I'm third.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
Max is one hundred million dollar player and he's twenty eight.

Speaker 6 (49:33):
The fourth option on his team.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
One hundred million dollars. He's under thirty.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
Max Max is number one in many circles. Ye, it's
gonna get he probably six two to six five talk man.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Yeah, he's in a beard, he's got the broadcast man.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
And if he doesn't walk in when the USA team
walk in, he he's number one in many.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Circles for sure what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
But in the basketball, but in the basketball, so yeah,
my man got a beard in six five.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
So Jen, I respect you.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
I respect women shooting shots. I respect women shooting shots.
I would single guy friends specifically out here.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
I respect that.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
In his day and age, Yo, shoot the shot, life
short man, we got like three years left on his planet.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Live shoot the shot.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Shoot the shot.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Why not speaking of shooting shots? Why not basketball?

Speaker 6 (50:19):
Talk about it? The dream?

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Have one more game left.

Speaker 6 (50:22):
I missed the home.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Now listen if they're eliminated from the playoffs, David, are
you sliding in the d MS going like, hey, great season,
Sorry that it went out like that?

Speaker 6 (50:33):
Too close to the sun right now, because because we
can happen.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
Don't tempt it. Don't it.

Speaker 8 (50:41):
Run the ball, David, run the ball.

Speaker 9 (50:45):
I put the wrong DM out. I can hear whispers
now fair.

Speaker 6 (50:52):
No, I just I'm just a little supporter.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
I see, I see, I do.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
Let's jump into the w BA because the season ends Thursday,
and he.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Got the number one seed. He's also the number one
I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
I'm pretty sure the Sky got eliminated. So I think
we got the spot the Sky.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
We beat him last night. I know if we lost,
we were out.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
Right, If it was two wins and we're in, I
think the Sky's out. I think we're in, to be honest,
but I think we got it the Mystics. I think
it might be the Mystics final eight. But with that,
I want to just talk about predictions real quick because
I'll be out next week. And uh, you know, Dan
isn't a holistic person and so this is a great
time talk about it now.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
So also, don't Glasgow to cover his ears because we're
gonna talk what women's about.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Addiction, prediction and awards.

Speaker 4 (51:38):
Right.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
So I think this is the first time, maybe in
the NBA, has happened about no but like just in
sports in general, with the rook of the Year and
the MVP should both be unanimous easy decisions.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
Since the Angel Ree's injury.

Speaker 6 (51:53):
No, what do you mean you're saying. You're saying her
missing four or five games that threw her out.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Yeah, I think I think now it's unanimous. Oh, I
hear what you're saying. Respect that there was a I
think the conversation. I think before the Olympics. It was
at the Olympics. I think that conversation.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
I think at the Olympics it ended respectfully because Angel
had if you take Caitlin off, Angels winning very easily.

Speaker 6 (52:21):
I wouldn't say very easily, Jackson.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
She came on late.

Speaker 6 (52:24):
But I hear what you're saying. I'm saying I heard.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
Winning though in general without Kaitlyn. Yeah, okay, well I
wouldn't say it was. It was the last It was
a convers that's fine. Any whot will agree now that
the rook of the Year today would be on. And
do we agreeing that the m v P would be unanimous?

Speaker 1 (52:41):
Oh, it's the goat.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
Okay, Well, I don't want to make you want to
say so. We ain't gonna have a conversation. So let's
get to the predictions here for safe, we move on
out here. I said earlier, I forget we all had
the chief. I think we all had the Chiefs in
Super Bowl, but I think a three p My prediction
for the w A and finals is a repeat of
last year.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
I think the Aces. I think the Aces are going to.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
Repeat again back to back to back, and I think
they're going to unfortunately beat the Liberty again.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
The Liberty look fantastic.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
I forgot how good Jones is and I forgot she
won the MVP like three years ago.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
They got too big. All the last five.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
WNBA MVPs are all big, and it's just fascinating to
me right here.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
So that's my prediction right there. As far as the VP,
we're all on the.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
Same page a by the awards, but I got to
repeat pretty much and then we go back.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
To back to back.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
I think the Liberty do it this year. Okay, I
just think I think three peats are incredibly tough.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
Incredibly tough.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
And what was it was it five or six games
last year that the Aces beat them? Like, but I
think all the games were relative relative it was it
was a few shots away from going to seven games.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
I yeah, I just like you think it's a year.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
I think it's their year. But I think the Aces
are the best team in the league.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
You think so, oh easy, I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
Really, I don't think that.

Speaker 6 (53:57):
Who are Aces?

Speaker 1 (53:59):
No, no, no, no, I think the best.

Speaker 6 (54:01):
I don't watch watched Hey, that was cute. I respect
you being like, you know the guys, the girls with
the people we know, and that's the good team.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
No, no, no, I I.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
You think that you think the best because I have
the best player, the Mahmes effect.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
I think that the best because I hate I also
think they have one of the best coaches, and I
think they have one of the best ones coaches.

Speaker 6 (54:23):
You know, what are you doing? I don't believe. I
don't believe me. I'm called I'm playing card. I'm believing.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
Believe who they playing?

Speaker 1 (54:28):
Who?

Speaker 2 (54:28):
Who are the Liberty planing?

Speaker 1 (54:30):
Who are the Liberty plane? And what I haven't I
haven't oh Liberty. I think Liberty beat the Aces. Oh okay,
that's what I'm saying. I think. I think it's the
same Liberty. I think the three pet is nearly impossible.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
I hate oh God, Chelsea Gray, Jackie Young.

Speaker 9 (54:45):
So I don't have I like the Aces. I don't
have them doing that well in the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
Really, listen, man, Minnesota look tough.

Speaker 9 (54:52):
What I'm saying the link, If I'm being honest, I
would not want to see the fever.

Speaker 3 (54:58):
Oh no, not trying to right now because they're probably
gonna be with the fourth and Sea right now.

Speaker 6 (55:03):
Right now, there's six right now.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
It looks like they're gonna be six seed, so they
might play. They might play the.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
Suns Storm have ana. They're gonna beat the Sun. They could,
they could beat.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
Them, but they added Gabby Williams late man like that.

Speaker 6 (55:20):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 9 (55:20):
Like and they got they got the gold Mamba like
they got they like they got some jul You know
what I'm saying. They got, they got some some events,
the kinetics, Sun getting slept.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
On, They getting slept on, slept on, which they have
been all years. They've been slept on. People ain't talking
about the Son and no linked taking over?

Speaker 9 (55:42):
Who the links over Liberty right now. I'm looking at you,
look at last team. That'd be a fun serious games.
Links are not in one, so they could.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
They're getting your cooking.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
You're cooking.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
I'm excited for it. Starts Sunday. Playoffs starts Sunday for
the W. If you ain't watching the W, get your
life together.

Speaker 6 (56:01):
Yeah, all right, come on.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
Dream, I'm gonna order my h because it'll be a
three double hoodie first round, three games five.

Speaker 6 (56:08):
Hey, please, dream making. I need to be in the building.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
In the building. Let me know, talk to the can.

Speaker 6 (56:14):
Need to be in the building for that.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (56:16):
I need. I need to be there.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
Come on, just standing room only, standing room, give up
my seat.

Speaker 9 (56:21):
Facts, but just I need to be in the building. Okay,
I missed, I kept missing game that I was. I can't.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
Is gonna be Dream versus Liberty.

Speaker 6 (56:32):
We already saw it.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
And we have to beat the Liberty to get in.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
And oh that's what we got we have.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
According to bleacher reporting, the one game set them down
and that's what we can do.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
We need to play that, Sabrina down.

Speaker 9 (56:51):
I'll been working hard all damn brist up to beat
us later.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
Yeah, and Washington's playing Indiana.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
Everybody everybody's it, Kayla, you play, Kaylen play shout.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
Got enough love to this?

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Yeah, and then Atlanta would open up the first round
against Liberty.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
Boy, Hey, building blocks building, and we have we have
a draft pic.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
What't dog?

Speaker 3 (57:18):
Somebody's got to have a frustrating off season and be like,
you know, let me go to the eight. We need,
we need, we need, we need, not playmaker. But let's
let's another conversation for another day.

Speaker 5 (57:26):
That's all right, let's uh, let's let's little quick publish
us as Aces have been on a roll to the
end of the season. I can see the mentum of
the playoffs they are also, I think how bad the
Sky have been after Angel's injuries. Should still keep her
in the conversation. Sure, and John Glasgow, never changing says
I'm out on w n b A forever. I'd rather

(57:48):
watch middle school basketball, all right, stop style stop didn't clarify, Uh,
it was middle school boys basketball.

Speaker 4 (57:57):
So just John Glasgow never changing.

Speaker 6 (57:58):
I think Glasgow, I could have sworn watched these little children.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
I could have sworn he was married. I know I did.
He was such a virgin.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
Yeah, yes, man, listen, I mean it from the bottom
of my heart. Trash trash. That might be the most
idiotic comment I've ever heard of my life.

Speaker 9 (58:17):
Respectily, I just want to make sure you don't end
up with no list talking about you want to watch it.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
You could have just said I don't like to watch
the w n B A, or you don't want none
of our listeners on no list.

Speaker 6 (58:26):
It's a lot going on, right trash. I hope you
don't own no baby oil.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
Hey man, we gotta listen to because they're coming for
the baby on owners.

Speaker 4 (58:35):
Listen.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
We don't get this baby.

Speaker 9 (58:37):
Owner on a list they coming for if you're without baby,
your baby oil. If you got baby, gotta get this sexist.
Get nobody shining to the rest of the next.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
Get that sexism out of your heart, Johnny, be free
and live on an edge, big dogar Bro.

Speaker 6 (58:49):
I don't okay, real live on it.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
That sound like the type man who don't want to
eat anything pink, no pink meat, missing out, stop eating
well done steak Glasgow, stop it bro.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
Be free?

Speaker 6 (58:58):
Wait where are you about to say? What are we
about to go to?

Speaker 1 (59:00):
I was about to do the catcher that cheated to
in the All right, but yeah you got if you
got something.

Speaker 6 (59:06):
Last week, we didn't talk about Shannon.

Speaker 4 (59:10):
Well.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
I don't think it happened exactly we did.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
We gotta get to we got.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
We didn't talk about David. If you could explain it,
give it to I missed it. I had to ask, okay,
give it to quick? Did the greatest Shannish Sharp.

Speaker 5 (59:22):
Okay, go ahead, John said over here, I'm happily married
with no Libby box.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
Sounds like you're broke.

Speaker 9 (59:36):
All right, all right, I'm gonna try to contextualize this
pretty much.

Speaker 6 (59:40):
I'm Shanny Sharp did the greatest PR stunt. All talk
about it by.

Speaker 9 (59:46):
Putting turning on his Instagram live knowingly and getting busy
with some woman named Michelle.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
Do you think? Do you think this was a stunt?

Speaker 6 (59:54):
You know how many steps everybody from right now?

Speaker 2 (59:58):
How many to get online? You gotta unlock your phones.
I gotta hit Instagram, Instagram boo.

Speaker 6 (01:00:04):
Then I go.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
You gotta hit the plus sign.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
I've never got here. Fourth and ten, Well, I gotta
find Live.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
Where is where is down? Story post? Right live? So
you gotta hit Live. You gotta hit the button, and
then I gotta hit.

Speaker 6 (01:00:18):
Another button, another button.

Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
I hit five buttons to get to this buttons. Hey man,
I don't believe this, And then it gives me. I
count down and I can cancel, and then I can counsel.
Come on, Shannon, Shannon, Shannon, I know, I know, So.

Speaker 6 (01:00:34):
I'm gonna say it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
Say it might not have did it?

Speaker 6 (01:00:37):
Oh No, he's pulling it up.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
Bunk might not have did Michelle, but Michelle, somebody he
probably set that man up.

Speaker 4 (01:00:45):
Just how intentional was muted for it, but just how
intentional like.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
The position of the phone posession.

Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
But you can hear the audio.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
Come on, it's close in the room.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
I usually when it's go time, everything off, windows, dawn on,
Like you gotta make sure in the back.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
He's gotta be This is just between us phones in
the other room.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
You understand what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
I'm not chances, I'm not like it's on, do not
disturb in the other room, laptop dead, I'm not risking
a light, nothing on.

Speaker 9 (01:01:14):
No, I will say that in defense, okay, because if
you listened to the audio, it was a lot of buzzing,
a lot of buzzing, a lot of people trying to say, hey, hey, hey, bro,
hey you do hey watch the game.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
The game.

Speaker 6 (01:01:29):
It was a lot of people trying.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
To act facts.

Speaker 9 (01:01:31):
Actually hear the buzzing, the peeping true true truth, stay focused,
lock damn.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
Shout out to Michelle. He was liked, Look, Michelle sounds
like she had a great time.

Speaker 6 (01:01:41):
She does well.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
Listen with those pills. He popping. Yeah, shout out to sponsorship. Sponsor, sponsorship.
That's a fast sponsorship ever seen in my life.

Speaker 6 (01:01:48):
He already had that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
Oh did he already have it? He already had he
already had it.

Speaker 6 (01:01:52):
He was like, I just did a commercial around fifty six.
I'm still out.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
What I miss is Shannon Shark. I don't know if
he still does it. He used to take a picture
of his outfit before every and it was just so
funny because he looks like the world's biggest twelve year
old on picture. That big smile, big smile, but also
just the biggest man in the smallest clothing is very
very true. And it would just like take a picture
of himself.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
School, I just magic one taking all the pictures.

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
Yeah, real quick, hilarious, Yeah, no, no, no, it's it's uh,
you know, and our first you know, Shannon Shannon be
in the streets.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
We know that we noticed about Shanon Shannon's in the streets,
And so they go.

Speaker 6 (01:02:40):
The streets.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
Trying to hook you up with a nice guy going nowhere.

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
Brown man, he's gonna keep the pills. I'm the commercial
almost got me, almost almost got some pills.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
I was like the first hand account.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
I'm almost I was like, oh, the way Michelle was talking.
I was like, let me let me. You know, I
turned thirty eight next month. I was like, let me,
I gotta get that. My knee tweak.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
I can't stand up as long as like you, you
didn't know.

Speaker 6 (01:03:15):
I don't think you heard the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
I didn't hear.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
Idiots, Oh you didn't hear any of it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
And then when I was, and then when I was
told what it was, I avoided it even more.

Speaker 9 (01:03:23):
I was like, man, it felt like I was watching
one of them nature videos, a lot of a lot
of grunts. I said, you need a halo, man, he said.
The funny thing I seen when somebody put the that
scene from Forrest Gump.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
It was Roy Wood Jr.

Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
Roy did put the.

Speaker 6 (01:03:38):
Scene for Forrest gumpan.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
There you mama? Sure do care about? Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
Hey man, he growls. I said, you growled. I said, oh, no, Michelle.
Michelle was more tamed than I thought.

Speaker 6 (01:03:53):
She should have been.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
She knew.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
Do you think that's her?

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
I think I think I think no.

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
I think it was Michelle's real now one hundred percent.
I think that was her middle name. No, I think
she was a Charlene.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
What she was complaining about the whooping cough, care for
my knee.

Speaker 6 (01:04:12):
Got them young guys, man, I got a nice probably
twenty eight things.

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
So yeah, A former chier leaders, a gymnast coach.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
I think I think it's part of her name is
spelled l e. I g h.

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
That's how young she is.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
I think I think it's one of those. No, I
don't know if it's Michelle Lee.

Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
I don't know if it's no, it's pronounced Michelle, but
it's in my ellete I g H.

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
Yeah, yeah, that was I'm never gonna in my h
l L hear that like you didn't hear it? No,
I'm staying heard like five seconds of it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
Did you hear him? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:04:45):
I heard him.

Speaker 9 (01:04:46):
See that's stuck in my No, boy, I can't watch.
I can't watch first take the same, no more. And
I'm kudos to stephen A all the other people keeping
straight face. I would not be able to see him
the same.

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
If he had said Miley would have broke the in
it boy what I said, it would have broke the internet.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
But that's what you call be a messy damon. And
we're gonna move along. We're gonna move it there.

Speaker 3 (01:05:10):
Anybody anybody on that, anybody on it, anybody single, all
right out here, anybody.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
It would have shot out the world. If it was
somebody who was that would have been great. All right,
last two minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
We're gonna all right.

Speaker 6 (01:05:27):
You want to bring it up.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
So there was okay, there is a catcher in the
MYN League system. He got drafted from Coastal Carolina. They
have to win the game to go to the playoffs.
He as a catcher, tips the pitches to the batter
so that they lose the game and end the season
because he's done, which is as as somebody who is
pro quiet quitting kudos because you're just like, hey, if

(01:05:52):
if we got to lose in the game, I'll I'm
going to finish the season. Here's here's the thing, right
it is. It is cheating. He got it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
He got kicked off the team, which he wanted.

Speaker 6 (01:06:07):
He won't care for us, but that was the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
I don't know who's going to sign you now because
you are a draft out of Coastal Carolina, which is
a good baseball was hiding.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
He's like, goodbody, Yeah, that's true. If you're bad.

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
How how good did your batting average have to be
for you to be known of tipping pitches to end
a season?

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
That is a sentence.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
I would just say, like you just were, You're a
d H. Now we can't have you effect on the
game that much.

Speaker 6 (01:06:35):
Where was the umpire?

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
That's a great question.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
You had to hear it, but I don't think he
can say anything. Can he say stop?

Speaker 6 (01:06:42):
Your job is to govern the game.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
To make sure it's played as a game was because if.

Speaker 9 (01:06:47):
An umpire saw somebody, if an umpire like the banging
of the garbage cancel or whatever, and he knew.

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
Was stopping the game, finger that's all. That's all people
cheating for their own team, but still cheat. I don't
know if it even registered because I don't think he
was just going fastball. We don't know, Like it said,
tipping pitches.

Speaker 9 (01:07:10):
How can you do that without having communicator because you don't.
It's like you practice science with somebody else. You have
to communicate it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
But like I don't know, if I don't know, if
it's just where he was setting.

Speaker 9 (01:07:18):
It's like that scene from Space James's exactly what I
thought of. Remember the catcher, Like Michael Jordan's so much
sa Hey Mike, Yeah, yeah, yeah, hilarious.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
It is the best because because yeah, then Michael Jordan
strikes out and he's like, I told you not to swing,
which is yeah, hilarious. So it's a great situation. Have
I want to ask, have y'all ever done this for
the podcast? Just tanked a topic to end the podcast?

Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
Bring on golf.

Speaker 6 (01:07:50):
About to say golf early on, early on.

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
That's what I wanted. I wanted this topic with Damon
here because he's the only one. He's the only one
that would be like, I'm done with this topic. Let's
tip pitches.

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
Early finish early early baseball, early base at the baseball stadium.

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
Yeah, he bashed the team that it brought us out.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
I didn't bash the team.

Speaker 3 (01:08:13):
What I say, What I say, I don't remember the
you see how even lie with no receipts.

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
What I say, thank you?

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
And we both went say you gotta What did I say?

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
For a long time listeners who know go back and
that was what he said.

Speaker 6 (01:08:31):
Said. Yah see he said something like, what, I don't
care nothing about this?

Speaker 4 (01:08:35):
You did?

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
I said, well, I don't care now about this team.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
He said, Baseball's trash you doing like a live we
were live. We got out to do a first pitch
in a live podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
The first pitch very dope.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
And we go and Damon just goes man, baseball sucks.
This whole game is trashed again. Not the team, because
what happened was David and I tried to watch one
of the games. Okay, you and Dan showed up, sure,
and we're like, we're not watching the game anymore. Okay,
We're like we can just sit here and and talk.
And I think that catapulted you into not only are

(01:09:07):
they not going to watch the game, I'm going to
actively hurt their feelings about something.

Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
That that was pre pandemic. Damon, I'm a different man.
Everybody before everybody was different.

Speaker 6 (01:09:20):
Sidebar, Just do we have any of those episodes like soundclouds.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
I'm sure they're ones Spreaker, okay, but I want to
look there is a I don't know if they're on iTunes.
They would probably be on spreakers, because I know at
some point iTunes just stops and they're just like because
there's like fifty episodes that are gone, and that's fine.

Speaker 6 (01:09:43):
They don't want to hear them.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
We don't we don't need the mo Aurora, the Leonard.
We don't need the Leonard episode.

Speaker 6 (01:09:51):
Yeah, my enemies, Yeah, no, I want I want to
hear them all. Man, I want to view to take tap.
That's brutal, that's that's fun, that's the good stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
I can't, I can't. Can you? Can you listen to yourself?
Do poorly all the time? I do, But once if
it's if it's a bomb, I can maybe listen to
it once. I'll jot down a couple of notes, way
more than if I kill.

Speaker 6 (01:10:18):
I don't care bomb.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
If I kill with stuff, I know that is working.

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
Yeah, I'm listening well yeah that but like if I'm
I'm saying, if I bomb, I'm gonna give it one listen, Yes,
one listen, and then I'm done.

Speaker 6 (01:10:28):
Well, most things I want listen.

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
Yeah, I was like, let me be honest, most things
gonna get one.

Speaker 9 (01:10:32):
I have no problem hearing myself be bad. This is
also problem with that. This is also I don't want
what on perfect about?

Speaker 6 (01:10:37):
What do you want for me?

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
What I just it's could be like six years ago,
damn side room. I used to very first.

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
Save yeah month once a month. Oh yeah, I might
start bringing that back.

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
Bring it back, bro, just because you go.

Speaker 6 (01:10:53):
I like listening when I was terrible, It's fun. Lets
me go, Hey, that guy got better.

Speaker 2 (01:10:59):
They this is called motivation. Motivation you didn't even know.

Speaker 6 (01:11:04):
But look at you now.

Speaker 9 (01:11:05):
Okay, you're doing things you're not doing that transmit you're
not what to do with growerial now right?

Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
That sitting up freak offs? Okay, you've progressed as a
human and you.

Speaker 6 (01:11:15):
Never had dreams about it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
Noll had going to middle school boys basketball games, so slippery.

Speaker 9 (01:11:23):
We gotta start believing these people talk about this bad
Believe Pop Piper, what is that? The dude who had
the kids follow R Kelly called himself that. We didn't
say nothing. He said he was a bad boy. For years,
we didn't believe him. When these people come out with
these believe these rappers. Man, they're trying to tell you
who they are.

Speaker 3 (01:11:42):
Louis c K for years Rest in Peace, said he
would just pee on people in disrespect.

Speaker 2 (01:11:47):
Got sad.

Speaker 6 (01:11:50):
Listen to him, man, what do you need with a
thousand baby oils?

Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
Man?

Speaker 5 (01:11:54):
You gotta slippers? What has happened? I do want to
ask this. The the term freak off is getting used
to pretty pretty big. Is that a thing that other
people are doing? There's a freak off? The thing that's
pretty common?

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
Is that an indy window?

Speaker 4 (01:12:10):
Because well, no, I'm showing up in the report, show
up the report. But it sounds like just the sex party.
But the way that they're throwing it around, I was.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
Like, I think it's more than a sad something I
don't know about, a freaking we don't need to know,
So I think it's another level people, because I think.

Speaker 4 (01:12:27):
It's another it's I know a lot of dirty stuff.
I know a lot of pervert friends.

Speaker 6 (01:12:32):
I'm one of them, people who are criminals.

Speaker 4 (01:12:35):
Yeah, wait a minute, nobody fruit area.

Speaker 6 (01:12:42):
That's also nineties.

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
Also, we're doing a freak of boun freaking.

Speaker 1 (01:12:51):
Suns like white people's freaking like you guys had freaknick.
And then we're like, well we have freak off and
it's great. Suns are showing up.

Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
We got corn on the cob. It's gonna be a
good time.

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
Everybody, get out your best get out your best flannel.

Speaker 3 (01:13:06):
Yeah, post Malone's coming. It's gonna be a good time.
We'll post belone now, postplone now.

Speaker 1 (01:13:13):
Yeah. A few years ago, he would have been but
now he'll find those tattoos as intimidated when they're really endearing.

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
His mom is on his chin. His mom is on
his chin.

Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
Yeah, previous post is on his.

Speaker 4 (01:13:27):
Like an approachable jelly incognitive mode.

Speaker 2 (01:13:30):
Google freak, got incognita.

Speaker 4 (01:13:32):
We're all better for not knowing.

Speaker 3 (01:13:34):
Parties reportedly involving male sex workers with prosecutors, Allegedly that
combs arranged for I can't even read that.

Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
Yeah, that's a lot. When you stay at the end
of the podcast, you get real news, baby, all right,
that's how you do that. Maybe you want some fodcasts.
I don't know a thousand. I don't have a space
in my house for a thousand of.

Speaker 6 (01:13:55):
Anything, even if I had the biggest house.

Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
A thousand, you know, saying bring them in to this rope,
because that.

Speaker 6 (01:14:01):
Means you're like time I ran out of baby, never
again again.

Speaker 1 (01:14:08):
And here's the thing. We're not saying to not bulk
purchase because Costco boat is great. Grew up on some
Sam's Club stuff. Bulking is great. It's just there's a
certain number of certain items that creepy.

Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
What are you boking?

Speaker 6 (01:14:24):
That's a thousand.

Speaker 9 (01:14:25):
They probably had the big baby, probably wanted to travel, travels,
A big one, big ones.

Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
What I don't know if we have a baby all
in my house today.

Speaker 6 (01:14:32):
Yeah, I got to say a certain point. You just
don't You don't get it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
I don't use baby in our house, have three kids,
zero baby.

Speaker 6 (01:14:40):
Yeah, that's so much, too much.

Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
It's so slippery, too much, too slippery. You can't even
walking in the room.

Speaker 3 (01:14:47):
Slipping spot is the Doorkno, every time you walk walk in,
neked into the room.

Speaker 2 (01:14:55):
There's no tile on the ground.

Speaker 6 (01:14:58):
I slipped.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
It's just a slip and slide room.

Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
If you're come in his room is automatical, sent because
you can slip in any hole is automatically.

Speaker 1 (01:15:05):
That's what's on the door.

Speaker 6 (01:15:06):
Slipping slide records slippery.

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
That much slipping slides slip house because that's grabs the
baby oil.

Speaker 2 (01:15:17):
It's so ridiculous, man, it's insane.

Speaker 6 (01:15:20):
I won't names.

Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
Insane thing.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
Can you imagine if you were the guy that sold
him all that baby oil, and for for years you
were just like, man, this commission is great. Nope, I am,
I got my p Diddy bonus coming up. You're just
a salesman at Johnson and Johnson trying to make it
by to make it out of no way. Somebody orders
a bunch of cases and baby.

Speaker 6 (01:15:43):
Oil happening in his house and you go put my
head down.

Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
But none of these camera I don't care because my
kid's got a PlayStation for Christmas.

Speaker 5 (01:15:51):
So if you're working for Johnson and Johnson, you're already
doing shady stuff and looking.

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
Past in the baby oil division.

Speaker 6 (01:15:59):
But he's not been doing great from Johnson and Johnson.

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
What they got Johnson, which Johnson got a lot of
biggest Johnson. All right, that's it for us.

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
Thank you so much for paying attention with those last
We appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
One more time. Instagram, Nathan's Comedy On Nathan's Comedy dot.

Speaker 9 (01:16:24):
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U E O R D I E. If you're in
Atlanta this Thursday, we are doing a show at Das's garage.

Speaker 6 (01:16:33):
Nathan will be there.

Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
We will partner with the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention.

Speaker 1 (01:16:38):
Uh so, baby oil jokes, you don't know what I got.
I'm saying for me.

Speaker 9 (01:16:43):
Oh, I was gonna ask you to write someth but
you don't. You don't worry about that. But anyway, that's
thurdiest jokes.

Speaker 6 (01:16:49):
Pull up, pull up.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
Shannon, that was my Mandarin accent. Ya get at me,
get at me.

Speaker 3 (01:17:01):
Uh hearing your program get at Me on the Instagram
two time, Dammit Junior to d A Moy Jared.

Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
The two hashtag four to ten se y'all next week.
Maybe I don't know if we're gonna be here again.