F&10 | Paul vs Tyson, Cowboys are Poverty, and did Obama fart too much?

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Speaker 4 (03:16):
Because I like the algorithm, I'm we're not going to
go into it, but you're also a little girl.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
Relapse just fun, it's fun.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
We're gonna talk sports here in a second.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
How many how many relapses do you get?

Speaker 5 (03:31):
As many as you want? Honestly, you should go, you
should should Yeah, try the bus.

Speaker 6 (03:38):
Yeah, okay, if one's okay.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
I put it all left time. All right, let's talk
college football? Uh is insane weekend? I mean, yeah, how
are you feeling.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
So much better?

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (04:02):
Yeah, So I was shocked.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
I have cousins who are Tennessee fans, So Tennessee Georgia. Yeah,
and I I texted my cousin because it was like
the worst thing for y'all was Old mis beeating Georgia mcause.
I was like, Kirby's not losing back to back and
Kirby's not losing back to back at home at night
back to BA games either.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
I think they have like this might be. I think
it's like twenty eight straight home when hins and I
think like like eight or nine straight against top twenty
five teams at home.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
This is the first night game in Athens in a
while too.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
They didn't have one last season, so it was, uh,
the Tennessee game finished at night last season or two
seasons ago. But yeah, it's been a couple of years
since they've had a night game. But anyway, go dogs.
I was surprised Carson Beck looks like you can actually
throw football.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
I'm never gonna buy him anymore. I hurt me too much.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
I'm not gonna buy into him. Still, I will caveat
it with the rest of college college football. Better. Hope
to god something didn't click in that for sure, because
if that man lives up to any version of the
preseason hype the rest of the way in and that
freshman wide receiver starts to show out, I would agree it.

(05:13):
George is a problem.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
George is always going to be a problem. That the
quarterback play, which is so bad, Like he was so bad,
so bad, Like I was like, don't even let him
get back on the bus.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Bat he was that bad. Yeah, And I was.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Like, you're the reason why they're not in real consideration
to'll be a champion.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Now it's like, all right, if y'all can play.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
Good, it's like, we'll see what We'll see what happens.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Art.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
Now we're starting to get a real look at who
could end up where because there's only a few games
of meaning left right. Obviously, Georgia needs to be Georgia
Tech at home. There's you know, the Scar Texas, Texas
A and M. There's a few others. Alabama's got I
think Oklahoma left or something like that. All that to say,

(05:56):
there's a few games that could have meeting left Ohio State,
Pleas Indiana. But we're starting to get a look at
who is more than likely going to be in to
some degree. How do you feel about the first season
of the twelve team playoffs?

Speaker 2 (06:12):
It was very bad. Oh, it's awful.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
I thought it was gonna save college football and it's like, hey, man,
y'all are just doing worse. We gave I forgot, we
gave terrible Like these people terribody is more power.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah, Like we gave them more opportunity to mess up.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Like the fact that Georgia was even almost out of it,
Like there was a way they could have not been
one of the twelve best teams in the country.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
That is why.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
And the only two losses are against at the time
pretty sure where they both top ten, top fifteen teams.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
The problem is is they need to stop. They need
to do what college basketball does, where like everyone speculates
everyone is like making their lists, but the committee doesn't
come out and say anything until the selection someday. Yeah,
because then because like the problem is is I agree
with you absolute bs, But I will defend them to

(07:02):
say the premise with which they approached the question during
this live TV show that really they're just doing for
advertising dollars is if the playoff was today, who would
be in? But it discounts all of the future state
and it elevates anybody that just currently won. But at

(07:25):
the end of the season, they're gonna have to look
at who are You're They're gonna have to be more
like college basketball and say who are your top twenty
five wins against? Because that's how college basketball wins. Who
did you beat? Your losses matter a little bit, but
who were you capable of beating? Right, That's what gets me.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
What do those losses look like?

Speaker 4 (07:43):
March madness?

Speaker 2 (07:43):
What did those losses look like? Did you look bad?
Were you not yourself?

Speaker 4 (07:49):
I will say Georgia, theoretically, at this point in time,
against their rankings today, going to Penn State for a game,
that's amazing as a Georgia fan, as a college football fan,
that's not game you normally are ever gonna get. So
there are gonna be games of like Alabama going to
Boise State. That's gonna be an interesting game.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Absolutely. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
So right right now, if it ends today, we would
have number twelve b y U playing at number five
Ohio State. The winner of that plays Boise.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
That that that that route of the five. That's the
real body.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
That's insane.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
Yeah, that's the real like get the you know, the
power five or not power five whatever whatever they call
the little schools.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Because Georgia would play at Penn State and then Miami yep,
so those are two very tough places to play. Old
Miss would play at Indiana and the winner would play Texas.
And then the one that ESPN would love is Alabama
at Notre Dame and the winner plays.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
Organ Alabama would smash.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Because they get a Notre Dame game.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
I just also love I saw this graphic get thrown
up by Josh Paige. Shout out to late K. Josh,
he like broke it out. He was like, basically the
SEC teams are like are like like eight, nine, ten
and eleven or something like that. Ole Miss, Georgia, Alabama
going playing the higher seed teams all would be favored

(09:18):
in the games. And it's like, this is why this
is a broken system.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Because we see the we see the talent, like even Oregon,
Like I know that they've recruited well and they can
recruit better because of Nike whatever. Hey man, until they
come and I see them beat a team out of
the sec Like actually, I'm like, eh, like I get it.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
You're it's cute. Like it's cute, it's fun, it's fun.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
But like, man, every time I think about it all
the time. Remember I forgot what you how many years
ago it was, but I think it was like Alabama.
I think they played Orger or some team I was
and at the beginning of game the two teams, you know,
you need to shake hands. Alabama MCC's teams in general,
their players are just huge and fast.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yeah, everybody else players.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
That either be huge and not fast or fast and
not huge sec they'd be big and fast. I think
was all the time, how fast people of that size are.
This is so random, but I want to throw this
out there. You realize how fast like an offensive lineman is.
They run like a five flat something like that, and
people are like, he's slow. God, No, that's faster than

(10:17):
like ninety percent of the people and then three hundred
and fifty pounds and they all playing the SEC. They
all playing it most like playing SEC. So it's like, Yo,
you're not gonna tell me that this shifty little running
back at five eight one sixty is gonna get who
runs a four to seven for eight? Okay, he's cute
out there. Man, you come down here. Man, you're getting
caught dog by a huge man.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
It's not mikel Williams is sitting there being like you could,
you got I'm gonna get this, yeah, and you can?

Speaker 2 (10:44):
You can?

Speaker 4 (10:44):
Man.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
When guys are flying around against SEC teams like it's
it's terrible.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
Okay, let's let's do something fun. Since we're just we can.
We can crap on this all we want. If you
had to, if you had to bet your life, man
on the now, sh on champion today, Who are you
putting your life up? Who are you rocking with so
hard that you're like this is who I'm gonna like
stake my life.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
I'm dead.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
Nobody like he got you?

Speaker 2 (11:12):
So yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
I think I think Georgia because I think it's about
getting hot at the right time, and I think they're
about to do that and get healthy at the right time.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
I was gonna say Georgia because out of all the coaches,
I believe with Curby more than not believe in any
other coach coaching right now.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yeah, but I saw like that they're they're getting the
receiver back before the Georgia Tech game and then eight
to nine. Is that how you say his last t
That's right, he's They said they'll get him back in
the postseason. Yeah, so they're getting So Georgia is about
to get better, getting hot at the right time, and.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Can't be trash. Let's let's be real. He cannot be trash,
and he has been trash trash.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
Like until he played the best defense he man.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
Break up with that twin, man, She's no good for you.
She's cursed that Calivari twin. You know what I'm talking
about talking about?

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Is that who he's dating? Bro, Yes, he's dating at caliber.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
Finally found.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
Then it also makes complete sense, though, does it?

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (12:13):
No, it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
For her.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
You could you could have got better than that. She
got got an NFL player, She could have got her sister.
I think he is playing Dallas Cowboys. You do better
than that. Listen, now this is about about them twins.
Y'all are funbling it right now. You're dating the cowboy
and beck y'all got a second string cowboy. What are you.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Doing, ladies? It's it's better for you out there.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
What do you do?

Speaker 2 (12:37):
I do want to talk about the guy you.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
Could take Jake Paul if they want to, Sure they could.
He's making he's.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Making a lot of money. Yeah, and it's insane.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
Real quick. I do.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
I do want to binget the Cowboys because coach Prime
said he would coach the Cowboys could coach drafted, which
I didn't know you could just say that.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (13:01):
I thought there was I mean maybe it's because it's
the protein, but like, why can't you say I feel
like Tampa, like is that not?

Speaker 2 (13:08):
I don't know what it is. It just felt weird.
Coach Jerry, He's not like you don't know, Jerry Jones.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
Jerry Jones has already fired his current head coach. Yeah, yeah,
like he might as well pack up his stuff and
like have some family time.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Pack it up, because that means they don't pay you
the same. You keep money.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
But the state the stadium debacle with the sun coming in, uh,
and then apparently metal was just raining from the ceiling.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
That's that's too new of a stadium from falling.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
I mean third in the group chat, are we ready
to call the Cowboys a poverty franchise?

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Nope, I am They're not poverty fan.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
They have they are going to be terrible for five years.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
And Dak Prescott like they're talking like the thing that
the conversations right now, right like okay, Deon comes, they
got a draft sha door, but like they can't get
rid of Dak. They he is playing on the first
year of his He's hit ninety million against the cap
next year or something absolutely ridiculous. They cannot move this
mediocre slow quarterback to anywhere. He is trash Carson Beck.

(14:21):
I would take Carson Beck every day of the week.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Wow, not I and y'all. Y'all have no idea. That's
the most hurt I've ever heard Dan sound.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
I hate Dak Prescott. I think he is smiling all
the way to the bank. And good for him. I'm
glad you're getting you got engaged, and you're you know,
you're having all of your your your life.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
You got engaged.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
He's got engaged.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Oh Okay, Okay, that's why he's not playing well.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
That's not why he's not playing He's not playing well
for a few reasons. One, Cowboys somehow have managed to
never have a good tight end in the last five years.
That's reason one he's not playing well. You need a
good tight end. We see that with Carson back. Carson
Beck had a great game because he threw to his
tight ends. Number two is Dak is slow, he doesn't

(15:06):
read defense as well, and our offense is just fundamentally trash.
You have the best wide receiver in the league, I
think in Ceedee Lamb, and this man cannot get open.
They also don't have a great line the line.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
They have no running game, so it's like there are
things working against the type of quarterback that he is.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
I don't think he's trash.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
I think he's done out of like he can't win there,
not as constructed.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
I don't know Cleveland, and I don't like him not
go to Cleveland.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Cleveland, Oh you can. I think you could trick Cleveland
into trade.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Cleveland like we ain't take it no more quarterbacks, We're done.

Speaker 4 (15:40):
I would I would love the Cowboy was to get
Baker Mayfield.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Nah, it's too late. Y'all.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
Had y'all, everybody had they shot at my man, bake
everybody had they shot and now look at him balling shout.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Out to Baker Mayfield.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
I love Baker Mayfield too.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Man, that's so I got if he went in the division.
You know, I like him more.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
Do you like the Falcons where they're staying right now?
Because it's looked pretty bad.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
They looked they looked rough past couple of weeks. Uh,
they're gonna eake into the.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Playoffs because the division is the worst in football.

Speaker 7 (16:07):
So before we move on, we got we got, you know,
as always, we're joined by John LESCo and Justin Taylor. Yeah,
I's got a lot of stuff to say about the
college stuff college college football. Listen, I was trying to terrupt, y'all,
but Bama and Oklahoma. Bama has Oklahoma and Auburn left.

(16:27):
And then he was also saying that if the playoffs today,
all all SEC teams would be heading north. And then
scam Boogie said something about, uh, she's investing early. I
don't know what that was too.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Yeah, hey man, it was cool to begin with the
first round.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
You see a guy that looks like the love child
of Matt Rife and said the sloth. You locked that down,
all right.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
And he were holding on to that.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
I've noticed that Matt Rife stuff. And then I saw
this aid the sloth stuff this week, which I didn't realize.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
I didn't think. I didn't really connect that.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
It's just a bad investment, man, because at the beginning
of the year, a fresh round pick.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Now he fighting to get day two. He's fighting to
get in day two.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
I agree, like he's looking at that Jake from undrafted, uh,
free agent he'll get.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
He'll get drafted because he's still the size and he's got,
you know, certain tools.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
But man, you you got the tape is out on you, bro,
and it don't look good.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
He looked good last week, but he also had he
didn't get touched, and that might be the thing on him.
He has happy do.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
I've noticed a happy for you for sure?

Speaker 1 (17:34):
All right, let's stay in college football, though, uh So,
let's talk a little Syracuse football, because we all love
talking big orange football.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
Let's go.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Syracuse's head coach Fran Brown says he does not shower
after losses. He said, quote, I don't deserve soap. Waiters
get washed to the point where he said his wife
doesn't let him back in bed if they lose because
of how he smells.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
In questions that I fear I already know the answer
to is he black? Yes, I know it is his
wife black.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Oh I don't. I don't know that.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
It's googleble.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
We need to find that out.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
It's like, I guess I'll go an incognito mode to
look up the race of somebody's wife.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Look up.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
I was looking at your search history, Nate.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Everybody is the governments.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
I'm gonna I'm gonna venture to say that she is black,
and uh man, you know this hurts.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
I'm not gonna lie. This is not this is not
a thing.

Speaker 7 (18:33):
It was just like the day of or he won't
shower until they win.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
I mean, does it make it that would see this
is what a real producer does. Let me let me
dig down into this. I just like double.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Click in because I don't shower opposite you think.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
It's the opposite of what I think.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
You should shower the hardest after losses.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
That's what I mean. That's what I do.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Yeah, I don't watch a jersey if the team wins.
If they lose, though, I just want to say that
right now. So if I if I'm wearing a jersey
because I rotate the jerseys every loss, but if I'm
wearing because if I'm wearing a jersey that wins, I'm
wearing that jersey until they lose and then when they
the jersey.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
Teams that lose all the time.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Very specific.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
It's not hurtful, but I mean it with my whole heart.
I hope that there's a fire in your house, but
it is contained to your closet, and specifically the part
of the closet.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
For all your jerseys are now.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
I already know that it won't contain because it's very
cheap material, because I already know it's probably gonna explode.
But if there was a way to get a very
specific bird, yeah, to get a very specific burd to
that party house, so that you can free yourself of
the nonsense that you're talking about about rotating jerseys from
victory streaks and.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Stuff like that, and man, get stop it. And then
so every.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
Loss, how many jerseys do you own?

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Just in general?

Speaker 4 (19:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Wait, what's not general?

Speaker 4 (19:54):
You mean? Man? All right, he's trying to cavey on it.
But yeah, how many jerseys twenty ish.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
That's total every sport.

Speaker 5 (20:05):
I got how many teams?

Speaker 8 (20:08):
What?

Speaker 4 (20:08):
Four?

Speaker 1 (20:08):
I mean there's four major teams in Atlanta four five
And you got West Virginia, uh, Liverpool and then random jerseys.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
So I mean you got you know you guys.

Speaker 4 (20:20):
Ever open your closet and just and say, like jerseys,
nice clothes.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Like so you rotate the jerseys out depending on the season.
So that's also part of the my off season and.

Speaker 4 (20:33):
You and you pack them away and then pull them
back out.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Like right now, all my braves jerseys, they're in a
little thing of tupperware, uh, in my closet because it's
like it's the off season, y'all. Rest You tried your best,
Now rest up because I need you in the spring.
So now it's all the jerseys.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Give me that just very specific.

Speaker 5 (20:55):
Do you put that effort into anything else?

Speaker 2 (20:57):
That's what we're trying to get to effort.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
There's so we've been trying to figure that out for
years and I don't think he can.

Speaker 7 (21:03):
So I don't want to say this for Scambogi, Uh
says nay, I feel you Scambogie, Please do not say
things like that.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
Is the greatest listener we've ever had scam and I
like you, fella, but this is you.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
You're killing me.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
So yeah, but I'm saying, like you wash losses off,
you don't let them sit and fester and ferment on you.
That's the bad, that's the wrong thing that that's why
you're coaching at Syracuse. Maybe you showered more, you'd be
at a better football school.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
I think it's I don't. I just want to say,
I don't care if he's staying in a week or day.
The premise is terrible. Shower man, showerower, just shower man.
I'm with us, like with the keeping the shower.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
Go on, go on, man, you gotta you gotta, you
gotta sit in that loss for a second.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
I'm not I'm not even his okay, but why does
that to affect your family? They didn't coach bad your wife.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
I'll not arguing his I should let him in the
bed or any of the like. In fact, he should
sleep at that office until they win.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
He should and watch film in the dirty clothes. Yep.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
But once you get done, wash them joints, get out
of here. Man, you got you're gonna lose your whole marriage.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
I'm for a twenty four hour stink sashon.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
You know what, I'm okay with that if you keep
it contained to yourself, believe your family out of it.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Man, she didn't had nothing to do with this.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
Man.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
Yeah, gotta come home. She can cook the home cooked meal.
And you got here smelling like eighteen year old boys.

Speaker 5 (22:28):
Get out of it.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
And it's such a specific smell. It is it is.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
Man, smells like almost homeless. That's that's the smell most homeless.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Put that in a bottle and spread on their next
Almost homeless by Syracuse.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
All right, So there's a fan at the UNLV game.
So they're in a box with all of his buddies
and they go, hey, I'm just gonna order some pizza
and some chicken fingers. And the bill for one pizza
and a thing of chicken fingers six hundred and fifty three.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Dollars on pizza. One pizza for pepperoni, pizza and chicken.
How many pizzas this is? How many? That's one piece?
That is a pizza?

Speaker 4 (23:08):
A hey, oh those chicken tenders look terrible.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Tenders don't look good. Uh it is it is?

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
So the the pizza was three hundred dollars. That's why
Chrispy Chicken tenders were one hundred and ninety. Just then
there was one hundred and twelve administration charge and.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
Oh, somebody came up all right, I mean paid the
people that got a wool at cart in there and
stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Sure, but that after that, Hey, man, get out of
my face.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
Don't expect me not to steal something if you overcharge
me for stuff. Bro, I'm stealing seats, I'm stealing memorbilia
that's in there.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
I'm stealing soap.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
Isn't that the whole port of boxes?

Speaker 8 (23:46):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (23:46):
They're all like, yeah, like you pay.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
A lot for the Ohio State Georgia game. I was
in a box. I paid twelve hundred dollars a ticket,
but we had all you can eat, all you can drink.
They brought champagne and missed that.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
And so I think Mercedes, I think Arthur Blank they
did it the right.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Yeah, they do it right.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
Everybody else they're trying to get you again. Stuff stories
like this is why I'm I didn't used to be
like this, but I'm pro stealing. I believe in stealing.
I believe in taking stuff. Y'all want you want to
play silly games. You can't win still the prizes you
messing around at Chary.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
It's not even like UNLV is like a good program where.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
It's like, yeah, I mean playing WAT should get in
the locker room stealing jerseys. Hey man, you got you
should be able to take a snap.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
That's fraudulent for sure. You know what else is fraudulent
in the college football world? Since I didn't hit in
the first topic, south Carolina not being in any of
these conversations.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Right now, South Carolina versus Indiana.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
Bro South Carolina would be favored by ten points.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Easy. Easy. But it's just that.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
Quarterback switch from glasses to contacts and he looks good.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
Shout out, my fallen brother. Gave up your whole face,
gave up your whole face for a better life.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
I respect. It couldn't be me, alright.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
So the NBA is talking about a new All Star format.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Uh, They're looking in this.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Conversation to do a four team tournament format for the
twenty twenty five All Star Game. So I don't know
how big the teams would be. I don't love I'm
assuming more guys.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Would have to get in three tournament.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Yeah, I mean, how many I that was That was
my only issue with this premise is how many people
do you need to be All Stars? It's usually what
then is like if everybody's an All Stars, anybody in
all I.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
Mean they generally have like basically both teams have like
two two school full lot.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yeah, so that's what it would have to be four teams.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
I'm cool with that.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
I'm actually cool with that, you know, I just want
to shout out the person woulded to be thinking if
this gets more competitive?

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Former President Barack Obama. I don't know if he saw
money podcast.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
When he was basically like they were asking, I forgot
it was a old man of the pool, used to
be old man the pool, and I was young man
in the pool JJ Restaurant and I think it was
Tys Halliburton, and Baraco was basically like, hey man, y'all
gotta fix that all sar game.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
It's trash. It's bad. He was like, it's unwatcha what's trash?

Speaker 4 (26:12):
Y'all?

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Y'all not even competing no more? It's bad.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
You got to move with a former president say it's
a bad product because he liked basketball sitting at home,
like he said, I ain't watching it no more if
it's not good. So they were like, we got to
do something.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
I genuinely disagree with every one of his policies, but
love the fact that he genuinely is genuine Oh yeah,
he loves what he loves and he loves basketball.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
He doesn't He said, y'all gotta fix this, and what
do we do. A couple weeks later they were like,
we gotta fix this.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Same podcast where he talked about I forgot who it was.
Was it Halliburton that said nobody guard you?

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Uh, it was like all of your highlights of basketball.
He's like, nobody's guarding you. He's like, I don't think
years good of a hooper as the internet thing?

Speaker 2 (26:53):
She think, what do you say? He'd I'm sixty.

Speaker 4 (26:57):
I've heard I've heard like from people like in his
oval office. I knew I knew someone on his on
the staff of the chief of staff, that that man
lets it rip all the time, like he pulls no punches.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Like interesting, interesting that you would think that when you
hear that man lets it rip all.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
The context of the basketball game we're talking about, why
would you Why would you think.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
That because you're seven years old you were.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Talking about like being in his office and stuff, you.

Speaker 4 (27:27):
Know, jerseys, and you hear and you.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Said because it was you.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
You didn't say, like, I know a guy who played
basketball with we were I know a guy who worked
with basketball. If I go, if we're talking about somebody,
and I go, man, I used to work with him.
That dude, lets it if.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
We were talking about basketball prior to and all think
far how did you stop thinking that everybody would think
you stop?

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Who says, let's it let it rip in basketball?

Speaker 4 (27:52):
We did.

Speaker 5 (27:53):
Just now picture the scenario. So that goes home, he's
following his jerseys, put some away to rhythm away, and
then Libby. Libby just gets off of work. She's so tired.
And then and then goes you know, I heard that
Obama farted a lot.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
She just sigh from a guy.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Who worked at Big Farner Daniel, a guy who got
a staff infection during the Obama administration, and he told
me that Obama just walks around.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
We were talking basketball. We were just talking basketball.

Speaker 5 (28:26):
Also, we're just talking about how he was.

Speaker 7 (28:28):
He was like unfiltered, unfiltered, like you know, giving people
hard times. Justin Taylor said that you're also seven. Yeah,
make sure to watch live on YouTube.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Let it rip? What's like that? I've never heard that
for anything other than who just does big fart?

Speaker 4 (28:44):
Hey, why don't why don't you tell everybody your secret
recipe for deviled eggs for their Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
I don't want to table. I don't want to give
it away.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
This man comes in here, this man comes in here,
and try to in pre show, we're giving you a
little taste appreciate. We talked Thanksgiving tables. Since this will
be you won't get us sturtin Thanksgiving. I hope you're
enjoying this. Uh. And this man tells me that he
is a specialist when it comes to deviled eggs as well.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
I don't believe he specialist at anything. I don't think
you spend enough time to be as special as anything.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
And then he goes, and then I go, well, how
many are you making? He goes, however, many eggs are
in the fridge. And I go, now, I know you
don't care about this. There are no special ingredients. I
was like, oh, you putting some like truffle hot sauce
in these devil eggs, like really punching them up? He goes, No,
I don't.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
I don't want to give away.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
Bro, I already know you. Just you heard it because
I wasn't. He just makes deviled eggs.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
Right, he boils eggs. He puts mayonnaise in.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Okay, you a little vinegar, replace dill or relish with
bacon and a little bit of bacon grease.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
You don't have to replace you put vinegar in there.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
I don't want you do a little bit of bacon.
And it's really more about that you're.

Speaker 5 (29:59):
Taking the relish out.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
This is just make it.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
He also puts ketchup on his double deggs.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
I believe I believe it. I believe it.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
The seven year old lets it riputs catch it, catch.

Speaker 5 (30:16):
You every time you squeezes the bottles, let it rip.

Speaker 4 (30:20):
What is your what is your favorite dish on the
Thanksgiving table? Go all four of us? Dressing for sure, stuffing,
same thing, just white black, that's what we do here.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
But yeah, dressing for sure, I think because I thought
dressing is stove top and stuffing is actually stuffed.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
Yeah, get out here, that's what I thought. The difference
on things, I define it out. How did you make
how did you make it? I don't know that you
have to put stuffing in the turkey. But you gotta
use like all the drippings from the turkey you cook
in order to create that dish.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
That's always good. I'm really excited dress for sure.

Speaker 4 (30:59):
What's the skimming is gonna suck?

Speaker 2 (31:00):
What's the worst dish?

Speaker 4 (31:02):
My mother in law's making food? It's just gonna be
so good. The worst dish. Oh, it's that's easy, bro,
It's uh. It's the marshmallow top, the sweet potato, sweet potatoes.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
I'm a fan of that. I'm a fan of that.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
It tastes like nothing, and everyone loves it, and I'm like,
what are we here for?

Speaker 2 (31:20):
It ain't taste like nothing. That's I'm listen. I've yet to.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
Have a multi cultural Thanksgiving, but when I do, I'll
report back. But I don't think.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
Are you going to smoke a turkey this year? So
I'm probably you did a brisket last year, right, I've done.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
A brisket the last few years we go to our
family in Tennessee. I don't know if I'm going this year,
but I'm still gonna smoke a brisket.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
I'm still gonna do that.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
They have that's for me and my.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Still smoking a brisket. Yeah, I might do a turkey,
do I had? I think I did the turkey a
couple of years.

Speaker 4 (31:54):
Ago, just from smoking two turkeys today. Bro yep.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
Oh nice.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
So I realized how insane my family is, because when
I got.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Married, you're just realizing, no we' is an extra part.

Speaker 4 (32:05):
You're a product of this family. No, how far does
it extended in your own life?

Speaker 1 (32:09):
And I'm one that got out pretty unscathed. Think about that.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
No, that is a lie. That is that is ridiculous
self confidence that should not be placed in this current.
The only confidence that you should have is in your wife,
and that is it.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Yeah, that's unscathed.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
I got out. I got out, and I've found another. Look,
that's the thing. If you're a leech, you just got
to find a good host. It's not that difficult, all right, jump.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
From one home. The truth comes out.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
So anyway, So when I got married, I finally kind
of had enough power to bring something to Thanksgiving.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
So power.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Yeah, you just gotta have a spot at the such
a strange word. You don't really have a spot at
the table until you're married. It's it's weird. You don't
really have opinions in the family. It's very annoying, but
you're kind of along for the ride. If you're a
single person in there.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
You're still a child.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
You're still a child basically.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
So it's a weird dynamic.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
It's very bazar.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
I mean, I guess you never moved away from home.
That happens.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
It's you know, it's a tough life. So I said,
we're bringing mac and cheese. And I said, I'm starting
bringing mac and cheese. And I got pushed back a
few years ago from volunteering to bring mac and cheese
and deviled.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
Eggs, Like this was your sweet spot.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
This was what we're bringing. Libby makes the best mac
and cheese you could get, and the deviled eggs I've got.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
But my aunt was mad.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
It was like a year ago, you couldn't make toast.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Brot like, look, yeah, I don't make toast the toaster
does uh?

Speaker 2 (33:33):
Real confident?

Speaker 4 (33:34):
Wait there was something you could like. You were like,
I burned this, and I was like, you can't burn that.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
I don't burn I like meats anything that's expensive. That's
what I have trouble learning.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
On eggs.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
I can get a bunch of eggs. There's probably a
bunch in the fridge right now.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Just boil them up.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
Anyway, How long are you boil the eggs for?

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Um?

Speaker 1 (33:52):
So well, you put them in there, wait until they
hit a boil, then turn them off and I usually
let them sit for twelve fourteen, depends depending on how
many are Nate, Nate, I'm surprised in this moment.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
I can a rare A rare you hit the bar.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Look, I don't want to brag, but I let it
rip when it comes to boiling eggs, like it's it's
crazy my a.

Speaker 5 (34:17):
Huh your ice bath?

Speaker 2 (34:18):
No, but I've been cold before, Joel.

Speaker 4 (34:22):
You tried to throw them a bone there, like of
course I do. Of course I shocked them.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Oh the eggs. How are you missing what we're talking about?

Speaker 5 (34:31):
Because damn, I'm gonna turn your microphone off.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
It's all about cold plunging.

Speaker 8 (34:35):
But we haven't talked about it. Bro bro contact, you
are so off right now. You need a multi vita.
Mean you ain't getting no sleep? Something's up like you are?
Did you sleep it all last night?

Speaker 3 (34:47):
This is We've been had a podcast for it, I
don't know how many years, and there's nine thought and
you're like, what about this thing way no one's talking about.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Yes, you have a problem right now. You put them
in an ice bath. He doesn't. He does not do that.
I do you do not do that. You don't put
him an ice bath until.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
If you do it, If you do it, if you
did it at all, Joel's common would have instantly suggared.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Of course, I think it was the bath part. I've
never called it an ice bath either way.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
We talked about you call it an ice, bowl of ice, of.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Ice, yeah, bowl of ice. Look, I'm not saying this correct.
I'm just saying, up until this moment, I've never ice path.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
You forgot it today, didn't you.

Speaker 4 (35:29):
Livy feeds it to him.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Livy hides it in my breakfast. Anyway. My aunt said
that she thinks that.

Speaker 4 (35:38):
She has one of those pill grinders at home that
like grind up the pills so that he I just.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Have a piece of cheese every morning, and I don't
question it, so honest said what she said.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
She thinks Thanksgiving dinner should only be what the pilgrims
had access to eating.

Speaker 4 (35:54):
Who says that.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
That's why she was She was like, you guys can't
bring back and cheese. This is it aunt Becky told
me that.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
Is she the one that would send you the weird
Christmas gifts?

Speaker 1 (36:04):
No, that's an she's great aunt Becky. She lives in
Chesta Mountain.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
Nope, so Nopetain.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Is where I'm from anyway. So I just like, I've
never heard that though before. I've never heard lots of
what did she think? So she was like, so you
bring like corn, sweet potatoes, turkey, mashed potatoes.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Like, I don't think any of that was there. I
don't think it was either.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
I think she's based in this off a childhood picture
that she saw that we now know because we're older,
did not happen.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
Did not happen.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
If that's the case, start a fight. Wait yeah, if
that's the case, bring your muskets. You know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (36:45):
The first the first thumbnail today was you as a
pilgrim and you as a turkey. And I couldn't make
it quite work in the way that felt quality, So
I pivoted to chat GBT in a generic football Thanksgiving background. Yeah,
sorry that, I'll work on it. But I really wanted
you hunting him.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
I appreciate it. That was I appreciated me.

Speaker 5 (37:06):
Tell you give her, give her and blankets.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
Yeah, that's a real Thanksgiving, some nice small box blanket.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
It all gets small p Yeah, if you want to
keep it original.

Speaker 5 (37:22):
How do you make wait, let me, let me make
magcan cheese.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
I'm not gonna did not handle mashed potatoes at the
first day.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
No, they didn't have They did not have mass potatoes
at the first.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
Is your is your sobriety gonna carry on through the holidays.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
It's gonna.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
I mean, it's tough, it's going to but the holidays.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Are that's what you do.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
I do drink sweet tea. No, we did actually have
I'm not gonna get it.

Speaker 4 (37:48):
You have to.

Speaker 5 (37:50):
You have to.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
I'm talking about whatever you were going to say that chocolate.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
So apparently they banned alcoholic Thanksgiving this year, so I
think I'm.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
Good they banded from experience.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
I don't Yes, yes, you did. You are told was
that there was a a random, it's not anonymous request
to not have alcoholic my family's Thanksgiving this year. But
I haven't been there in the past couple of years,
so I am trying to figure out who ruined Thanksgiving

(38:22):
for everybody.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
I think you know I wasn't there, but I'm saying
I think you have an idea, and that's okay.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
You din't gonna share.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
What's fine.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
I have ideas of who asked for no alcohol to
be there. I want to know who. That's what I'm saying.
I think I don't know that.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
I think you got an idea. Were you looking up
to the first Thanksgiving?

Speaker 4 (38:43):
It's not like there's a lot of people to poto.

Speaker 5 (38:49):
Potatoes a lot of seafood.

Speaker 7 (38:51):
Also, our child sixteen says they used let it rip
in the show of the Bear and it does not
mean to fart. Also, then then they said no offense
with that child. I'm not sure what it pertained to,
but I.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
Agree whatever it was, it probably sounded a little sorry. Yeah,
they's probating fish.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
Don't apologize for being slightly racist. We're all slightly racist.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
And I think you should apologize for it. I'm not
saying you should feel terrible, but you're like, my bad,
I missed that. Yeah, yeah, okay, okay, miss it.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
You can miss it.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
The overwhelming guilt associated with preconceived, un deconstructed mindsets that
you're handed is a troubling part of our culture.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
We gotta get we gotta get past it. You can
get better. Guilty people. You just got to help people
say Hey, I'm mad I missed it. M people, we've
guilted warn off.

Speaker 4 (39:39):
You know that I've had to say on this podcast,
I probably missed that.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Yeah, it's just you missed it, and you try to
do better, but you ain't.

Speaker 5 (39:44):
Got to do our child said the dinner take.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Oh yeah, and.

Speaker 4 (39:50):
There's no apology.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
I'm not gonna apologize. Ran back part for the course.
All right.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
So Pat McAfee ranked chocolates, and I'll be honest, I
thought this was going to be a much worse list
than it turned out to be. I think I agree
with this.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
I don't like Pat mcfe you told about anything chocolate.
Let me start by that.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Go ahead, So we're I'm going worse to best, all right.
So this is and this is just the list we
were given, uh, starting with worst Hershey's Whoppers, Milky Way, Snickers,
kit Kat, three Musketeers, Twigs, and at the top the
best recis. Yeah, I'm the only one I think I

(40:32):
would flip h Snickers and three Musketeers.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
Sniggers is the best on that list my opinion.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
And maybe I think I think Twigs is the best.
But I'm going Twigs, recis Snickers as those top three.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Snickers gives you the most bang for your buck.

Speaker 4 (40:47):
This is such a stupid list. I hate people give
me a top three. I don't this is this is
such a dumb thing.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
That's so much of what we do is dumb.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
No, it's not. It's not that we people are here
for the dumb. I'm here for the dumb. The fact
that that, like a somebody in prominence in our culture
is like, I'm gonna list chocolate, and all of us
are like, let's see what you got to say that
we have opinions about this. We need better?

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Well, we we've proven as a country we don't care
about better. We don't care.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
About Here's where we need better better is we don't
know we deserve better.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
I mean the fact that, like, it's chocolate, we're listing chocolate,
not people. Yet it's a win. I think we should
take that.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
It's Snickers though, Snickers are so good. I have a
peanut allergy. Does this stop for meniers? No, that's how
good Snickers are.

Speaker 4 (41:50):
We you don't eat peanut butter jelly. I don't.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
It's a sensitivity. Probably what I'm trying to say is
I'm not like my wife at.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
Dinner, cross contamination's okay? What damn?

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Let me just say. Allison has never said that.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
No, she says that at every meal.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
If the Chick fil A Corporation is listening, Alison has
never said cross contamination is okay.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
She in her private life of eating food, she is
gluten free. She has to when she goes to work
taste the chicken, spit it out. The point being is
that she uh, she goes like, I don't think she
really has a gluten allergy, and I think most allergies
are freaking made up.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
And I thought that too, dang real quick.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
Though, every time I have a snicker bar, I get
a little tickle my throat and cough a little bit.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
And I go.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
Me and my mom remember one time we both had
it and we were like do We're like, man, we
ken't eat it.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
I love the idea of your wife trying chicken like
it's wine tasting, and like that what.

Speaker 7 (42:53):
She does she has like, let's check this out.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Let's see all right, live, we're testing allergies live.

Speaker 4 (43:03):
That's the last episode David was ever on.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
That's what we're doing to get a thousand subscribers. We're
locking ourselves in here.

Speaker 5 (43:10):
We will we will not get David.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Everybody eats something you're allergic to, and we're not going
to treat it until we get.

Speaker 4 (43:17):
A thousand YouTube. It is like a mister bast challenge.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
Okay, I keep talking, all right.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
All right, okay, and then we got time for one
more yees? Do it you ever?

Speaker 2 (43:28):
I mean you were a parent?

Speaker 4 (43:29):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (43:30):
Did you guys test allergies outside of hospitals?

Speaker 4 (43:34):
No, we don't believe in allergies in our family.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
Damn, you've seen me.

Speaker 4 (43:41):
It's because you don't do to Okay, allergies. You just
got me on a Joe Rogan, which what am I
looking at? Allergies are just simply people not eating something
for a very long period of time, and then they're
bodies not being adjusted to these things. So there are

(44:04):
ways to get over your allergies. I used to be
allergic to pollen. All you had to do is eat
local honey that has that pallen in it. And I
don't have allergies. How many years pallen anymore?

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Loney?

Speaker 4 (44:20):
It probably took me like two years. It probably took
two years of like where I didn't have to take
clariton at all anymore.

Speaker 5 (44:26):
Doesn't that mean that it was real? Though?

Speaker 4 (44:29):
You could You could have sensitivity to things, and that
sensitivity can ramp into just full blown this will kill me.
I'm not suggesting that there's not a medical component to this.
I'm just saying that there are ways that there are
ways for like the idea that kids are more allergic
to things today.

Speaker 5 (44:47):
Alergies are curable.

Speaker 4 (44:48):
Yeah, and they're preventable to a great degree. It's just
it's basically you just your body didn't learn how to
digest these things. That's why kids have peanut allergies is
their parents probably didn't give them a whole bunch of
peanut butter or that type of food growing up, and
so their bid just never learned how to digest this food.

Speaker 7 (45:06):
So right now it just takes like and took it
right there, and then I took some water and I'm good.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
We're gonna get a little asterisk at the bottom of
You're like, this is not scientific.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
I don't know though, if anybody heard that was like, oh,
that was real science. So I don't think everybody heard
that now they thought it was real science.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
I don't know if you were pantaged in internet lately.
But there's a lot of people that would buy into
that immediately.

Speaker 4 (45:33):
I buy into it.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
I think we should have one episode where we all
just wear lab coats and just say whatever we think science.

Speaker 4 (45:38):
We don't need that for that.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
All you need is a tie and a suit and
be real loud.

Speaker 4 (45:44):
That's so that's why I draw the line though I
can't do that.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
You can't do the tie. You even do the undone tie.
People will believe if the.

Speaker 4 (45:50):
Time I wore a tie, it was maybe my wedding.

Speaker 5 (45:53):
Would you do a bow tie?

Speaker 4 (45:55):
No? The offense in you, I'm never I don't think
I've ever said hard ties?

Speaker 5 (46:00):
What?

Speaker 4 (46:01):
What what is this?

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Dan?

Speaker 4 (46:04):
What is this thing we're putting around her neck? What
purpose does it have? It looks No, it doesn't. No
one looks better in a tie than without a tie.
They look stupid.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
I'm with you, Dan, but I liked I personally because
I don't like to dress up, but I do like
to be able to like switch it up.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
I like looking nice, Like I'm all for like a
well cut suit.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
Yeah, I'm I'm for the whole switch like. Oh, you
know I had this in my bag. Switch got a tie,
she got a bow tie. I'll do it on you,
just just to make you go dang.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
But I think like most so most white guys specifically,
like I think like people of cold know how to
like dress themselves up and look like to the tee,
But most white guys stop at like the Chick fil
A tie that they got for like in their happy meal,
and they throw that on when they need a tie.
If you're gonna like put on a three piece suit,
wear the tie, like, go, if you're gonna do it,

(46:57):
do it. Many white man going to Christmas services out
here looking just abysmal in there.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
They look like the manager at the Walgreen, like, hey, man.

Speaker 4 (47:10):
Get a little a little little yeah exactly.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Do you think there's an age where you have to
stop wearing a navy blazer with khaki bands?

Speaker 4 (47:18):
Nah, that the age starts at zero?

Speaker 1 (47:21):
I think you can get away with it when you're
like a child.

Speaker 4 (47:24):
Sure it's cute maybe then.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
But there's a certain level. I'm just like, you look
like a ring bear at the oldest wedding in the world.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
I'm thinking in my mind, I'm like, how do I
how do make that drippy though, like I could.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
I feel like I could do it. Navy blazer, Yeah, cause.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
You switch up the shirt, put the right tide. Like
you gotta have creativity is what I'm saying. Like you
can't sit there and go this is all I got
to play with, Like not to play with anything. Change
the shoes up, change the shirt up, change the pocket.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
It's gonna take forthought where of like, oh I gotta
go get yes, I gotta go. It can't man too
many times as a is a mediocre white man. I
look in my closet the day of me needing to
dress up, and I'm like, I don't got it.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
Yeah, oh, then I've done the same thing I was
supposed to. But I was supposed to go to this.
It was supposed to be a cocktail attire. But then
MLB word first of all lies. I got down there,
man players showing up in the hoodies and stuff. I
was like, and but I'm glad I came before because
I was like, but I'm not about to change clothes
for no nothing. Came down there and knocks for shirt
and some geens. I'm like, I'm not, I'm not doing

(48:24):
this with you.

Speaker 4 (48:24):
Yeah, I'm ye talking about dressing down. I straight up like,
saw you in the manager outfit? Yeah, and you looked good?
Thanks good enough that like it wasn't it didn't like
scream costume to me and like in just a still
photography and I was like, this man really did show
up to this awards ceremony and dress this thing down.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Oh, I mean they got it for me. Shot the
m WB network, they definitely like they're like, wet all you.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Are you allowed to say the jokes that didn't make it?

Speaker 2 (48:50):
I can find it.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
Like if we to wrap up on jokes cut from
the MLB Awards.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Let me see.

Speaker 7 (48:58):
Also, while you're looking, can everyone stop doing the blazer
and jeans with the T shirt underneath.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
I'm wearing it tomorrow, bro, Yes, I agree.

Speaker 5 (49:09):
Let me see.

Speaker 4 (49:10):
I've never and like it's the as jeans T shirt
sport code. You're like, dude, just put on the hoodie
and just be comfortable.

Speaker 7 (49:18):
I'm specifically thinking of a lot of comics too.

Speaker 5 (49:20):
It's a very regular comic, very comedically. Stop it.

Speaker 4 (49:25):
It's just a suburban dad I'm traveling.

Speaker 5 (49:27):
Look that.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
Then it's about yeah, it's not a great look.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
Ripples into other stupid scenarios.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Man Blazer graphic T shirt.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
Do you dress up for Thanksgiving?

Speaker 1 (49:38):
While Dave looks up, I'll wear buttons. I'm not wearing
like a shirt like a T shirt or anything. But
I wouldn't say we go all out. I just wear
something a little bit nicer. Yeah, but yeah we yeah.
Christmas Christmas Eve service, I'll dress up a little bit.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
It's something festive. It was an here with a fresh haircut.

Speaker 4 (49:59):
A me one that laughs at Nate saying he's dressing
up festively. Bro, you could dress up like Santa Claus.
That's about the only thing you're gonna like.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
A nice sweat. Do you wear like a nice Christmas sweater?
And you're like, man, this is great. I got a
Christmas button up?

Speaker 4 (50:12):
Is it a funny Christmas sweater?

Speaker 2 (50:14):
I don't think it is.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
What is on the Christmas water Christmas comming down below?
But what you said last year, as soon as Nate
says this coming down below, you would laugh at him
in the streets.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
Oh, we couldn't say Paul Skins had a porn stash.
They wouldn't let us say that.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
We also had want I said, Nick Swisher has a
nice haircut and also a nice shirt today, which is weird.

Speaker 8 (50:36):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
And then it was as it does a shirt coming Men's.
They wouldn't let us say that. Uh.

Speaker 4 (50:45):
I'm surprised they edited y'all.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
So we was.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
Coming for the juggular. There was one joke about Tommy Fam.
I don't even want Tommy Family. Tommy Family. We were like,
Tommy Fam, uh, let us be in his fantasy football
league this year.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
He he said, we're gonna do it if he trades
us Lamar Jackson for his backup defense. You know, Tommy
Famy beat up a dude for We also had one
where it was like Tommy Fam, we talked that New
York fan to try. Don't try the mooie bets. He's
five foot nine. Try with Tommy Fam. He fights for fun.
They were like, these jokes are like, don't talk about
Tommy Fan fighting. And then we were supposed to do
a joke with him and he got there late and

(51:21):
then he didn't. I guess he got mad because we
were like, we can't do it cut of time. And
then he was like, who gonna tell Tommy Fam now
that he's not a part of this.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Gotta fight him, not me. I'm just a manager.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Did we want to take five minutes talk about the
fight that happens?

Speaker 4 (51:33):
Oh, we got to you caught it a fight.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
No, that's the Hey.

Speaker 4 (51:38):
Set it up because we got out. We gotta thing
to cut this out.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
So Jake Paul, Mike Tyson, they finally fought on that fight.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
Uh, this the term that.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
They used, so the money grab it is. I so
I'm not a boxing fan America. I'm not a boxing person.
I have the things that I've seen from boxing people.

Speaker 4 (51:56):
Did you watch it?

Speaker 2 (51:57):
No?

Speaker 4 (51:58):
Did you watch it?

Speaker 5 (52:00):
I did.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
It was on at the show I was at and
uh and then I got home this what was doing?

Speaker 2 (52:05):
So I watched it? Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
I started seeing people break down the first round and
they were like this was never a real fight. No,
they were like tight, Like there's times that Mike Tyson
just didn't punch. Then like you get it depends on
like there's layers. There's layers of like Mike Tyson knows
where the check's coming from and it's not and pulled punches.
Then there's another layer of people that are like reading

(52:27):
lips and going like Jake Paul tells him to stop
hitting him. I don't know how true that kind of
stuff is.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
I saw one slowed up where it was like he
probably had a hit and pulled back. Also pretty sure
his legs were gone after the second round. Yeah, yeah,
he's sixteen, sixty sixty.

Speaker 4 (52:42):
It was just in the hospital.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
Take Paul, please.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
Fight people who are worth fighting, just to fight a fighter.
He should have been should have been there, should have
been a police officer there to arrest him for picking
on old people. And also if you, if I'm being honest,
you want to talk about he knows where the money's up.
The money would have been bigger if you let him
knock you out. If you let him knock you out,
then we're like, oh snap, we need a rematch now. No,

(53:04):
we're not coming.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Back for this. We're actually done, Like this was the
This was the end.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
There's no more people to you to fight unless you
fight a real boxer, and otherwise we're done. This is
your biggest money grab in this whole I fight celebrities.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
Thing.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
He knocks you out, you take a dive or whatever.
If you want to be cynical with it, you take
a dive. Tyson is the champion that we wanted him
to be, and you need to come back you can
fight winning, you know, go go to the cars or whatever.
That's another forty mil. That's eighty mili. Now you got
forty mil, which is nice. Eighty mil is better.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
That's good math.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
So do you do you think that Jake Paul ever
jumps over the line starts to box real boxers. No,
because Fury arguably is a real boxer.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
He will not. He will he won't fight, he will not.
He won't fight a real current boxer.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
No, definitely not help bro. I watched him against a
fifty eight year old Mike Tyson. He's fifty eight right, yea,
all right? I like boxing. I was watching him with
some other po so like there's some technical I'm not
a big boxing, but I'm like I can tell when
somebody's nice with it. Like if you saw the fight
before with the women, that's real boxing. They really boxing.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
Yo.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
It was so many times that I'm looking, I'm like,
a real boxer would have tagged Jake Paul so many times,
like and and Tyson could have just on his like
skill like and mentally he know what's going on. He
just ain't got the legs to make it happen. All
Paul's his feet him. They're not that he don't have
sound feet. It's very obvious he don't sound feet. Anybody
who knows anything about boxing could attach that point. Boyot

(54:31):
got him up out of there.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
That is just fifty eight.

Speaker 4 (54:34):
That's all it was.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
If you look early on, Paul was running around because
he was like, hey man, he still got it. If
you look early on in that fight, he was like,
hey man, out of came in the ring with a
real monster, and I gotta move. I know, he owed,
I'm gonna keep a moving. And by the third fourth round,
Tyson was like, you ain't got no more legs?

Speaker 2 (54:49):
Sure, I'm done.

Speaker 4 (54:50):
Did you guys catch the interview he did with the
little girl.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
Terrifying Jazzy So I saw her because then Dan Levittary
brought her on to talk about it.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
She's the best, she's so good.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
But the so if you don't so basically I forgot
what the question was that she asked him, I.

Speaker 4 (55:06):
Can do you care about your legacy? Or is this yeah?

Speaker 1 (55:09):
Do you care about your legacy? And Mike Tyson goes
into man. He looks in the middle distance.

Speaker 4 (55:15):
And he monologue, this is what this is why I
don't think the fight was ricked this interview. I don't
think he has the capability of like a different switch.
I agree with you. I think he's old. I think
the fight was.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
The first three rounds were real. The first two, I
say two rounds are real because when he talked to
the girl, what the legacy?

Speaker 4 (55:34):
Yeah exactly. I don't think the switch of like, I
can't be anything else other than not he he is.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
He's turned on killer. When I saw that interview, I
was like, Oh, this fight took him somewhere. This fight
took him somewhere. Yes, he's selling tickes all that, but
like old like like old Mike, who's not a fighter,
would have been like, hey, look god, I just want
to have to do your interview whatever whatever. This Mike
Tyson was like, yeah, I want to kill Jake Paul.
You know what I'm saying, Like I want him did see.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
The reason that I think this fight was fake is
because of that interview, because in that moment, he's realizing
what he's doing interesting and he's.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
Like, oh man, what is my legacy?

Speaker 4 (56:11):
No, I'm just a clown.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
I'm just a clown. Like once I'm dead, what is
all this? He been talking like that, right, but look,
I want Mike Tyson to go back to fun video game.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
What what Mike Tyson have you?

Speaker 4 (56:24):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Mike Tyson punch outs fun, Mike, that's not a real person.
He had an adult swim cartoon that was fun, bro,
hangover stuff was fun.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
I just like what was fun about it? Because we
were like that man's crazy.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
You realize the context of a hangover and you're like,
we're afraid to bring around Mike Tyson because he's a killer.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
You got a pet tiger that was cool.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
That's not that's he's like, I like danger, Like, that's
not the type of fun.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
It's fun for people watching.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
No, no, bro, you don't. You don't even know. Man,
Mike Tyson is a killer dog. He's insane, He's not
he's very he's very there with it. But he to
be a good boxer the way he was. It takes
you to a place like he even talks about in
a lot of interviews. He's like, I don't want to
go to here. I don't want to go because he
knows when I go there, I got to go all
the way there.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
And that's what I saw on the interview. He went there.
He's trying to prepare for the fight.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
He wanted to knock that dude out, and he only
had two rounds to do it because after the third.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Legs was gone. He's fifty eight.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
He's not Lebron James by the time caught him. I
don't know twenty years ago, you know, So like, yeah,
it is.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
What it is.

Speaker 4 (57:25):
Back to the fight. I really hope that Jake Paul
fights somebody real me too. I think it'd be fun
to watch, Yes, because to Jake Paul's credit, I do
think he has put boxing Like before Jake Paul's last
five fights, what was the last like fight that you
went out of your way to watch? Yeah, Mayweather fill

(57:50):
in the blank. But outside of that dude, it's like
no one knows boxers, no one cares. So it we
at least have to give Jake Paul credit that boxing
one of the legacy sports of this country. He has
at least brought interest to it at a level where
if they play their cards right, it could carry out.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Is it interest?

Speaker 4 (58:12):
Though?

Speaker 3 (58:13):
I don't think I think it's spectacle, you know what
I'm saying, Like, I don't think it's because I don't
think I'll had this conversation with another comic we were
watching and he was like, you know, MMA is so
much better.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
All stuff is better because of the action.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
I'm like, it's the same way where talking to somebody
about baseball, right, if you don't know it, you're like,
this is boring, but if you know, you're like, oh,
this is what's happening, and it's cool to you. I
think there's no one explaining boxing. There's no one like
that really cared about in the same way. And MMA
is the quick like, oh I saw you punch somebody
in the head. I like that boxing. For me, I
really started appreciating when I started knowing like footwork, when

(58:44):
I started knowing like you know what I mean, the defenses,
When I started knowing, like you know, like how people
were like countering and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
I think all that's lost because people are like we
only like the knockout. You know, different struct for different folks.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
But so do y'all have somebody you would want Jake
Paul to fight as I don't know boxer, So like
when you say, like, fight an actual boxer, I don't know.
If I could tell you one.

Speaker 4 (59:07):
He's probably probably problem.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
That's the tickets part of the problem.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
Because I know, like Jake Paul called out some Irish
boxer that I had to go find Colin McGregor.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
No, that would be fun. I would, I would, I
would definitely watch that. Caleb Walsh.

Speaker 3 (59:22):
Yeah, now I got a person I got. I got
somebody from the fight. And since he's not fighting real people,
I want him to fight an actual gorilla, Jake Potland
the ring, put some gloves on an actual gorilla and
go to go to go to bad, go go for it.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
Full of rip or do you let him fight like
a team gorilla gorilla? Yeah, I'm no monster right, No,
we don't want to anything with just Willie b Yeah, we're.

Speaker 4 (59:43):
Going full Gladiator Hits series this Friday. Were brought to
you by Yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
We want to see it Monday. I'm really excited. It's
like the fourth install on the Planet of the Apes.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
Fighting Jake Paul sponsor it, Yo, the Planet of the
Apes sponsors. The next Jake Paul fight is Jake Paul
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Speaker 2 (59:59):
Animal WHI with with boxing gloves on with boxing glow
so sanctioned.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
Yeah, yeah, because monkeys can't bite.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Gorillas and monkeys are different.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
They're all monkeys when they take over. When they take over,
they come to you first. They can remember this.

Speaker 5 (01:00:15):
They're sure, they're for sure different.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
I'm banking on robots taking over tapes. I think that's
I think those are the two things you gotta bank on.
You gotta either go. I'm gonna be your nice all
the robots. A lot of wires out.

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
Robots.

Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
Man, they're gonna take over dog. They're stronger than us
and they can press buttons now too. It's a wrap
for us man.

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
Our days. A number of people. The monkeys is coming.

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
I've said it before, I keep saying again, but it'll
be nice in the monkeys. Man go to the zooch's way.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
But I'm not one of them.

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
All Right, we did it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
Thanks so much for tuning in. We appreciate y'all. Cigarettes now, y'all.
Also this weekend, if you're in rally, I'll beat the
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catch in Chat New Sunday. So if you're neither one
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or or d i E. If you're in Atlanta this Thursday,
which is tomorrow, it is our first show.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
We go on tour. We're a gathering spot.

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
We will be in the East Coast, DC, Philly, Boston,
somewhere else New York. Uh starting the first week of December.
Check check that we go on tour Instagram page also
my page. We got all the dates. If you're a
fan of the show fourth and ten and I'm in
your city, hit me up. I'm gonna have some tickets
for you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
Yeah, yep. Check where the Ta Yeah,