F&10 | Special Halloween Blackout Episode

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
What's going on? Good?

Speaker 2 (00:01):
People were here another episode fourth to tennis, your boy,
damn something the here got the Homi David Ford.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
We in the building, so what's up? Blackout on them?
That's what they said out here.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
All under said what McDonald's used to say, black issue
three sixty.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Five and I gotta do like a spin on cardboard.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Did somebody say, yeah, what's going on? Man? We are here.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Wherever you're listening, wherever you're watching out here, appreciate your
rocket with us out of here. If you're in the
comments on the YouTube we live right now, say what's
up saying good morning?

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Wherever you rocky on us, we appreciate you for the
people used to us on Wednesday.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
You know, just be ready, Hey, just be ready, be ready.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
You just never know. You should have the bail here.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah, if you don't hit the bell, notify yourself out here,
like yo, I.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Know a listener who doesn't know the days of the week.
When we go Tuesday, they're like, they get thrown off.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
They get thrown off, whole week, whole weekend.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Sham would apologize, but you're an adult, you're a grown person.
Step it up, your grown person.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
You don't go to work every Monday. Here some man,
that's y'all some moneys y'all work?

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Can't just be on us? Come on, can't?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
It's Christmas always on Sunday? What Easter was in March
this year? Through the whole year? Off? What do we
do it? What's going on? Yo?

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Checking me out? Instagram? TikTok out here? You want them jokes?
You want that book?

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Smut?

Speaker 2 (01:12):
I got you d A and w J at the
number two that what's good?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
It is? I love it?

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Follow me Instagram and Twitter?

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Do it? That is?

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Do you eat O R D I E?

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah, yeah, yeah no nathan on.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
On you got some justin Taylor said, let's go caught
the notification and scam Buggie said, messing up your whole week.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
That's old wagainst shambles. Like what am I supposed to
do Wednesday morning? What am I today morning? Appreciate it?

Speaker 3 (01:45):
You were my sister friends with my sister.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Okay, and this reminded me, this is very random.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
You can get a small like you said, you got skittles.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
He poured me your hand.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
How do you eat them?

Speaker 1 (01:58):
When?

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Is it a whole bags Halloween size bag? Either or
it it's Halloween size is.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
One one go one Halloween sights back one go all right.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
But you Halloween size want go? Okay, got it?

Speaker 3 (02:11):
I saw different once you're a man, and I was like, no,
you're a child.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
What are we doing Alloween?

Speaker 2 (02:18):
The sugar if you give me fruit snacks, like if
I'm hungry, like I forget, I'm taking the whole fruit snacks.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
She was like, the flavors, you're missing sugar. It is
just sugar. She's getting a different flavors exactly. No, I'm
looking at the cass one talking to you, Kristen, You're wrong.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Skirtles is one flame.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Flavor, one flame colors many I think most of those things.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
Yeah, I just saw racism with the same flavor.

Speaker 5 (02:48):
This is what the this is what the people saying
like are supposed to be strawberry.

Speaker 6 (02:52):
I've never tasted.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Never, I've never know when I have. I know when
I've had a line. Well, lime is lime is lime
is a I'm most outlier fruit?

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Was it added to the bag when your kids?

Speaker 1 (03:03):
It could have been a line?

Speaker 2 (03:05):
The fruit of a lime is an outlier, like what
you're putting line in in general?

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Washing chicken yep.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
Uh like a far Okay, uh yeah, yeah, I don't
have much.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Now I will say this, I think there is slightly
more distinction in the starburst.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Okay, I want to make you Claire.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
So when you get your Star Wars starburs, you're like, oh,
let me get that one right there?

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Did you did you think we get two pinched the
corners roll it up.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
I haven't done that. I was gonna have starbursts.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
I haven't bought pound for pound hardworking money you starbursts
in years, so I haven't done that move. But it's Halloween, kids,
It's Halloween time to take two to the corners and roll.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
So they're like, this is one big and then you
roll it up into a ball. You roll it up
to a ball, and then you got your like you
got your pink rick. Uh huh, the pink rill that pinks.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Be resigrede combo. What's your favorite?

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Let's just step into a little bit of Halloween candy
for a second here, because it is as.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
We record this twenty ninth right now. Do you still
you still mess heavy with with fruit candy? I'm not.
I'm not a chocolate candy person. You've always been, You've
always leaned fruit can always chocolate, chocolate. Let you down.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
If it melts, oh it will, and I feel like
finger other stuff.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Don't do that.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
That's true, This is true. Maybe that's really I realized
that might be the source.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
It might have been a problem as a kid I
got as a kid, broken the sticker.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
It's no longer a snicker.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
You forgot it that backa. Now it's melted, and it's
now do I do I lick? Do I do I
lick the paper? Or do I trash it?

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Exactly? And we're licking the paper, we're locking the paper.
There's not much paper. I don't lick. Yeah, I lick,
I lick paper. Yeah, I bought it. I bought it,
you know, in my in my my fat phases.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
I'm gonna be honest to say, space with friends. Now
it's just two of us out of here. The black
episode in my fat phases. When I get that double
cheeseburger and that little bit of cheese, just be on
the who.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Don't I'm not going with you by yourself.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Thank you. Don't just give it that. I gotta have it.
I'm not throwing away that melted cheese.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Come on, don't do that.

Speaker 6 (05:17):
That's good because it's it's a little crispy.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Got a little bit on there, little crispy, it was
fully melted.

Speaker 6 (05:23):
If you finished the burger and you're like, here's a little.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
Talk Ronald talking to you. Man to make it. Give me,
give me, just all give me.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Give me that.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Try to kick it that out.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Scientists about that.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Come on and put chicken on the big man. Give
me a little bit cheese on paper.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Ask you for a lot. Are you dressing up for Halloween?

Speaker 4 (05:42):
This so talk to us Halloween Thursday, Thursday. I didn't
have plans of going nowhere per se, but I do have.
I have costumes now because I thought I was gonna
have to dress up for something I did last week
and didn't.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Nobody dress up, so I just didn't do it. Not
gonna catch me.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
Yeah, I mean I've never I've only done like a
couple of times where I've been like as an adult,
as an adult even I mean no times as a kid.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
I can't remember one time I dressed up the same thing.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Excuse me, kid, come on, you know you know what
it was.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Don't act like you don't know what the people though.
The people don't know.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Man, look man shout out to Hallow, are your fun day?
You know what you were.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Trunk or tree? Come on, we just was in there.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
He was watching, Uh, you know it's Halloween, Charlie Brown.
And then they turn the lights house said you.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Didn't wasn't give it a candy. We didn't have enough
of us. We're gonna get in on them. You weren't
doing none of their buss regular day. I have. I
have lived all the lives I have lived all the
A little bit of that I had, I had hollow
you unit. We was in the streets.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
We did uh you know, we passed it out a
few times. You know, this is actually gonna be the first.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Time in probably several years. I won't be home for Halloween.
Oh I leave, I leave tomorrow's right.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
And so you know missions fourteen and then the girls
are eight and ten, so we really only have pound
for pound a few more years and eight and team
with the girls specifically.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
But yeah, it's it's really fascinating here to see how
people either grew up and or how it stayed or
changed because some people, some people and rightfully so love it. Halloween.
I taught your holiday for me. It is this time
to your holiday. People are probably listening and confused like how.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
And why because from a distance objective, I can watch
the camaraderie that it.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Brings, have a good camaraderie.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
There's gift giving that's not like ultra commercialized in the
sense of like there's the cords.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
You know what I'm saying, Like there are certain rules.
I'm like, yo, I respect.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah, the Halloween it feels like just a good time.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
It's a good time.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Man, you get some weirdos out there that kind of
like ruin it, sure, but for the most but for
the most it's good.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
It is a I would say better time than Christmas
or Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
I will I will stand by that. He does, He
stands on it. I hear you.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
If you if you're into it, it is a better
time for everybody.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Listen, man, I respect that opinion out there's a good
especially I think it it. It goes across all all
all the inclusivity.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Everybody wins. Everybody can get what they want. They could
be as weird and quirky as they want. They can
be as chill, lights off chilling as they want. Like
and it's really it can be as low I think
without Christmas and other holidays you can go low steaks
or you can go high, and everybody's good with it,
you know what I'm saying. And I think there's something
that pull up, pull up to a Christmas and we

(08:31):
all Christmas and you ain't. Oh brother, they're finna run
you out that they run you out that kitchen.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
Bro, it's a problem.

Speaker 6 (08:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
We all said we weren't Red, John, We all said
we weren't red. Get up out, Bro. No, I bought
the pajamas for you. Get up out of here, bro.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Yeah. But if you ain't dressed up, it's like cool.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Yeah, I Yeah, I'm going on a ship and I'm
debating if I want to get like some caddiers.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
I'm debating.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
I'm debating as Yeah, I'm gonna be I might. I'm
gonna have a black shirt.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
You know what I'm saying. Chill whatever pussy.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
Is there? I feel like cat here, what's the it's
gonna sound. I'm gonna walk with me in a moment.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Of give give us some time, give me a moment,
give him a moment here come.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
Like cat ears are traditionally women traditionally speaking. Is there
a man version of great questions? Ah?

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Great question like lines made great question. Well, I thought
truck nuts for the white fellas. I thought that. I
thought I would like to to where they just put
around their neck like white fellas wearing nuts running next.
I don't know, I don't I don't know why. I
don't like that. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
I was throwing stuff out. Yeah, no, cowboy hat. Maybe
cowboy hat.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
But then that's just like that could just be a hat,
because it's not it's.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Not you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
True, you're not wearing cat ears all the time. That's
a great question.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
I don't know if there's maybe they dressed up like
the village people.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Weren't they five different professions? I don't think you'd be
three of them anymore? Hm hmm, what's the way? Maybe
I don't know the village people.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
There's a cop construction worker, sure, native and American.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Oh is that right? Yeah, I definitely forget about him.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
I know they're trying to.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Slide to that. That's all the people I know, the
wild Village bro a.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
Native American, Native American, just Sam City. Yeah, but with
the other two Joe.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Looked up for a police. Who else was in the
village people? Because I thought I'm definitely looking up the firefighters.

Speaker 6 (10:25):
Something redit who is like, is it weird for men
to wear?

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Read it with that type of question.

Speaker 5 (10:31):
I love the support on this because some people are like, yeah,
it's weird if anyone doesn't, but just go ahead and live, bro.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Sure we had to go all yeah, we're all out
up who's in the village characters? And we only know
three Native American comp is low tier here. They struggled
at times too. All right, so we've got a Native American.
We got a cowboy construction worker. I thought it was
a fire fighter. Maybe it's not.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Maybe that's okay, there we go.

Speaker 5 (10:57):
What we got village people, cop and the American, a
g I army army, a biker construction worker, and a
cowboy and then one this is just non descript.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Let me say this. That village is terrible.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
I would never go to that village.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
That village has no kind of uh uh. Probably that
village we rode, got a grocery store.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
We rode and we rode up there and knocked on
that fence, be letting like we and it opened up
and it was just those six guys.

Speaker 5 (11:29):
There was a point that people looked at this group
of men and thought they like women.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
I don't think so. I don't get everyone. I think
most people thought from the jump, they're like, oh, okay,
they break listen.

Speaker 6 (11:40):
They're just enjoying them.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
They I forgot about Joe definitely. You know what's interesting
about biker listen.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
I don't know if you jumped in this episode for sports,
but we're having a good time. We got fifteen minutes
sattle down and this was a Tuesday. I want to
say this.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
I want to shout out the biker community.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Let's go.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
They are one of the few commit facts. But here's
the thing they have great.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Oh they can double dep they can they can double
see them stuff.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Where you go. You're like, oh the sons of monarchy,
you have heart.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Huh they can double dep. And I was just like,
oh they care. They when they care, they care. And
when they're like I kill you, they're like, I kill you.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
I told you right when I was as you did
you did listen.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
Man approached by some at a brewery at a brewery
and I never get the dude was there, and uh,
I situation felt tense and I was like, let me
just shake this man's hands.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Shake it. Try to be cool. I want to shake
this man's hand. He just looked at me.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
He touched me like, he looked at me like imagine
being as close to hey, how you doing, and so
you see my hands see it?

Speaker 1 (12:48):
He was like nah.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
And it was a little bald one who was the leader.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Uh huh, he gonna shake the kid's hand.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
Made him shake my hand and he reluctantly shook my
hand in my mouth, and I remember that the dude
was photographer, take a picture.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
And the little short dudes I need that camera just
before we go on stage.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
He said, I need that camera the pictures. And I
was in the back like and we're in the mountains
of North Caroline. I was like, oh my, this is.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
This is this is this is the last rude.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
Like you ever told jokes for your life.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Two hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
It was like, y'all funny. Two hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
I wish we was.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
It was like five of us deep in Greg Baron's
Honda Element Bro Brian I think it was. Brian sat
in the back seat like he was like laid up
like almost like a bed of a truck, and we
drove up mountains for like twenty five man my hand
of biker gang, my mind, I'm camera, I'm a part

(13:42):
of the journey. Fourteen years in this thing, forty years
years man, happy anniversary, birtha times, whatever you want to
call it.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
God, what a time.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
Still babies still babies and baby if you really think
about it.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
But let me tell you it's also a baby. Talk
about it. That was a comedie the end. That was
a comedian a couple of days ago.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
You know that's got there's titles on articles all in
know only know like fifteen seconds worth of the story here, right,
So I don't know how to pronounce his last name
to be Cliff Hinchcliff, not Heathcliff, like the cat he was, Okay.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
He wished he was. Who doesn't get enough respect?

Speaker 2 (14:20):
If I feel like Heath Cliff, heath Cliff, the cat
like Garfield with power Rangers and he and Heath was
more like for our troopers.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
What color was he?

Speaker 1 (14:29):
He was orange?

Speaker 3 (14:30):
The orange?

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Yes he was. Also he was another orange cat with Garfield.

Speaker 4 (14:33):
And Garfield he stole that. Heath Cliff is the Rose
art of cat. You're right, the Rose art, not the.

Speaker 6 (14:41):
C was published five years before Garth.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Oh no, he's an elder he came out younger, heath
Cliff was yeah, and then he and then Garfield was
his thing?

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Though, was he because Garfields? I hate mondays. He hates mondays.
He loved spaghetti, spaghetti. I think he also had he
also had a somble. I feel like heath Cliff was
a solo. I haven't seen od Odie. Yeah, man, maybe
somebody should be Heathcliff this year. Somebody bring back Heathcliff.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Man.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
But everybody gonna call you Garfield still do it right?

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Facts, but Hingecliff, right, Tony Hinchecliff, who is We'll get
to that second anyway, comedian. And he's at a Trump rally,
and already the gist of what I know, I don't
be honest.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
I only know so much, which is not a lot.
He tries to do a bit.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
He tries to do bits right, yes, and you know
they come off as they would at a Trump rally.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Raised his misogynistic all the things.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
You know, he said something about perto Rico and garbage
any bombs at a Trump rally. And then you know,
the world, like it does, catches on fire in two
different directions. I don't want to get your first thoughts
because you had more in interaction with people than I did,
so I was just intrigued on as comedians fourteen years

(16:04):
in his game. You know what I'm saying, just your
thoughts and then how your interaction was in general here.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
I think that, uh, these let me just start by
saying the big jokes bombed. They were bad. They weren't.
I'm not even gonna get into the decorm of the jokes.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Or let's just talk on the crack on a crown level.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
Level black people on the watermelon joke. And they had
a joke about Puerto Rico being a trash and it
was just like or something about them or people of
la Is said like not pulling out. So it's just like, oh,
you're hacky, hacky, let's start by that. Let let's start
with that, like job you had all this time. Let's

(16:43):
talk about a pair of.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
And these are the ones you come up with. I'll
say this too.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
It speaks a lot to who's running things there because
you have to you you normally have to tell people
what you're gonna say facts.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
And they were like, this is good, this is word,
this is good.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
And the reason why I know that is because in
twenty twenty two here in Georgia, we did a show
around Reverend Warnot that's right, you know, And they were
very I remember very vividly.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
They said, we were here for the comedy.

Speaker 4 (17:17):
Here's what we don't need you to say, and it
was specifically not to disparage any community, but also specifically
not making fun of herschel Walker, which do you know
how hard.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
That is to do it.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
They were like, don't bring up hers, because they were like,
we just want to be respectful. Now you get this
and this is this is really for the people who
are like everybody's bad. I'm not saying that anybody is good,
but there are levels too bad.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
There are levels too bad.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
To keep pretending like there are facts is wild to me.
So on a joke, they got different they got different prisons.
There's tears, we got it. So so my thing, it's
a fact.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
I didn't want to be clear. It's a fact. That's tears.
It's a fact.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
It's a fact.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
That's a better way to look at it. I mean, listen,
I think free speech is what these people are like.
Now you're coming in free speech, I think, and I
be specifically here, I think white people love free speech.
I hate free consequences. Nobody said he can't say it.
Nobody say you can't get mad when people are like

(18:23):
I don't like being talked about bang you know always
I heard a wise man want to say relationship dictates language.
You don't got no relationship and the words of Willsmith
keep the name, like if you ain't got no relationship,
don't know. It's just it's it's sad that people think
that this is good comedy just because it's uh, it's

(18:45):
wild that he's saying it because they think, you know,
people are our job is push and push boundary. Yeah,
but for the good of the like to make people laugh.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
It's the best clip he talks about that go around
saying like, our job is like to be funny. If
you make people mad and upset you with comedy, you
didn't do it like you doing art is getting away with.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
It, Like if you say, mess up stuff artist getting
away with it.

Speaker 6 (19:12):
Yeah, but people are but yeah, he had a good take.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
Yeah, yeah, you're you're you're the you're like, we need
to bring back the idea of the Jester. And if
it doesn't work, yeah, now you got guys who are
like on this like you're not just just for the king,
you are on the side of the king picking out.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
People to behead. Yeah, what world is that?

Speaker 4 (19:34):
Also if I made this last my last point about
this type of comedy and and like, I'm all for.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
Comedians being able to do what they think works. I
understand it.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
Sometimes it's not gonna work, sure, but this aligning with
like without any kind of criticism, right, thinking you can
just exist without criticism, thinking that people are too thin
skin It's like, no, maybe maybe you could be funny though,
Like maybe you could. Everything has criticism, Yeah, like every
year you're not there's nothing you can do.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
When I have my milkshake, is like, bro, we're gonna criticize.
That is criticism, it is.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
But yeah, this is moving without criticism, move without criticism.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
It is truly wild.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
I mean I was thinking to you, remember years ago
when somebody like, uh believe their name is like Hannah
Gaster and everybody, These aren't jokes, you know, it isn't funny.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
These aren't jokes. What are we doing?

Speaker 4 (20:32):
And I'm sitting here and they're like, oh, people love
just they love their clapter, like the idea of clapture.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
What is this then?

Speaker 4 (20:39):
What is this if not you have to go to
a specific type of person and only they think you're funny.
And they only think you're funny because you're saying the
thing that no one will say. There's a reason no
one will say it because people genuinely speaking want to
get along with the other people generally speaking, and you've
now made you just the whole identity is I'm out
here trying to get along with certain people. Yeah, yeah,

(21:02):
it seems very non human. So I actually feel sad
bad comedy, because comedy kind of detached from your own
humanity because you think that that is a way to
just go about it.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
I think, uh grit Well said, I don't have anything
to add to that there. I do want to stay
on here because I love talking comedy. For just a moment,
we all saw the just nick thing out here and
that I had never heard that phrase. I think he
attributed it to maybe Indo Warhol or something about the
art statement but artists getting good, artists getting away with it.
I think that I'm a two your horn for a

(21:34):
second here. I think you do a great job, and
I've got a couple jokes that do that as well.
But of being having being a good artist of getting
away with it where it's like, oh, here's a line,
there's this playfulness one, I've got this relationship. You've already
you know what I'm saying. Kind of you always putting
jokes that told the line, putting jokes even as a

(21:57):
part of the piece of the puzzle if you don't
know comedy that will specifically stand up here and I'm doing.
If I'm doing a ten minute set, I may not
want to structure my my ten minutes and put maybe
the joke that's gonna told the line at the beginning.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
You know what I'm saying, I want.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
To put the relationships work exactly. Come out, smile, let
it get to know me here.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
And then once she's like, oh, I got you on
my side, you trusted me as the artist here, and
now I'm gonna oh, let's play around a little bit,
et cetera, et cetera.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
And that's just one thing that I'm just like, Oh,
I didn't see that points not coming at all. I
didn't see you're gonna take that angle. That was an
interesting pob POV. When I can get you to laugh
at something you disagree with, Come on, man, here's here's
here's the beautiful time when it's I saw this.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
On Twitter and I haven't even heard the joke, but somebody, somebody,
it says the basically his clip apparently made a joke.
This is how bad these other jokes work. He made
a joke about Travis Kelsey being the next OJ implying
that he would kill Taylor Swift. Oh and then everyone laughed.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
That's how bad. So we brought it back to sports.

Speaker 4 (23:01):
That's how bad the other jokes were. The Swifties haven't
even known that they've been offended.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
They haven't.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
They haven't known.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
And our Swifties, we've had our relationship here on this podcast,
you and I Autobots. We had a moment. We had
a moment. I had said some things about Taylor that
you know. We talked it out, We tooked it out
for a lot of y'all came to an agreement. We
agreed to this on some things.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
But I also learned some.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
Things I could respect Taylor Swift in certain regards. Hey man,
that man Hensel came came at your like way more
than I did, way more.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
We still bring it up, O J Let wait a second,
this man, what man got his jokes from a joke
book from eighty eight. I'm gonna try to sing you
this man. I'm gonna teest you to tweet this.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Man had a watermelon bit o j bit he got
an Oklahoma bombing bit.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
Yes, so I have not heard the bit.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
I just heard somebody Tom and Terry about about the
uh and I you know, Swifties, what what what did
they say to me? My swiftest Yeah, I know, I'm
like the magneto when it's like time.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Listen, it's bigger than me.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
I know you had.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
To get problems with me, my Swifties, My Swifties.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
It's bigger than me. It's bigger than us.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Right now, try to count for tram, come for tailor.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
At the same time.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
This is where it is that that unite.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Yeah, the way you saw the crips in the blood
throwing them up.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
It's time, yo, It's time together. Let's activate one man,
one band, one sound. Let's now I'm playing with us.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
I think that's a good transition. I think we gave
the people what they want to hear with some other
stuff a little bit there. Uh, Let's let's dive into
the NFL for a moment out here, brought up Travis.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
We're just gonna hit a quick little boombo boom league.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
She's undefeated.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
They're the worst undefeated team ever seen, pound for pound.
The words I've never seen my life, terrible. Under think
every week they're gonna win. I don't, I don't know.
I don't know, am I would I be surprised?

Speaker 1 (25:06):
I like this, I do not anticipate them going undefeated.
But would I be surprised? I would it be surprised.
You're going to beat the Bengals and the Ravens. If
you beat the Bills in a couple of weeks, I
don't think there's another team if everybody it ain't even healthy,
not even healthy. Bro, they got that down. Three receivers
then running backs down.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
They bringing you know down bad.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
You bringing receivers who used to be great, who nobody wants.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
They bring it round.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
They're bringing They're bringing in Titans, Julio Jones. Come on,
they're bringing it. You know what I'm talking about. When
people are like.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Jerry Rice from the Seahawks, they just signed hot be
hop right, It's like it's the reason nobody wanted this
once great player because he was once.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
Great and yeah, they putting it together and it's the
best worst, worst, best team undefeated.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
I don't I it's gonna sound weird to say, but
like I have more fear of like, like you know
what Tom Brady's like, He's gonna win, you know what
I mean, He's gonna win. I think that, but greater
for my homes now and that you know what I'm saying.
And that's because every time Brady won, every time there

(26:15):
was probably a Hall of Famer, he threw it to
at least one in their prime. For the most part, right,
there was never a time he didn't have somebody excellent
to throw it to. Currently, currently Mahomes does not have that.
Travis Kelce is this is this price last year?

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Man? He it up?

Speaker 4 (26:33):
Man, man, you got too much. You got too much.
Good way for your home, bro.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Get out of here.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
I think he had to make sure every was set up. Yeah,
like moms we at the concert. Possibly j justire. Let's
run his podcast money up. Yeah, let's run his podcast
be on the Arrows Tour two you know in my
top head, Yeah, sir so anyway, old Travis, there are
no other receivals. They had a first round pick exaber worthy.

(27:02):
He's on my fancy team. So I'll let you know inconsistent.
Think about think about who Mahomes has been throwing too
in his like, and then who Brady had the whole time,
and his fear made more sense. And the fact that
Mahomes is winning, it's like, oh, he might just be
the greatest that ever did it because that fear is different.

(27:23):
It's different because he's making nobody somebody's every week.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Every week, So that's them. Did you see the hell
Mary boy?

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Listen Commanders Jaden Dad number two, pick overall, Verse number one,
pick overall? Right, Daniels wasn't gonna play Caleb Williams Right,
it was a I saw half of this. I saw
the second half of the game, but yeah, it was
like nine zero halftime.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
I just want to get to the hell Mary real
quick out here. Caleb has the league.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
It's tough when you got the league and you just like,
yo down defense, hold it down is your job.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
The hell Mary?

Speaker 2 (27:59):
Is there another play at the end of the game.
And to be clear, I'm not talking a soccer shootout.
That's part of the game and how it ends. That's
not like a last heave. I don't know if there's
another play like the American football Hail Mary one at
the buzzer the NBA, right, but but the different end

(28:22):
because we can't hit the ball. It's not twelve guys jumping.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
It's just so much can happen.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Right, and it drives around twelve seconds, Get off me,
get off me. Throws it up right and then tip
and as you should. Somebody gotta be chilling, No Brown,
just like, hey, tip that tip that back boot, tip it,
catch it.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
And we win the game, and it all goes crazy
out here. Oh my goodness.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
My favorite part, obviously is the cornerback for Chicago.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
I forgot his name, but the time crowd play is happening.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
And he'said, oh, let me get over here and play football.
The play is happening, and he.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
Does get over it.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
He does credit he does, and then literally to there, hey,
brot there, Hey, he would have been better with ten
stay of that, bro We literally would have been better
with teams during the play.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
During the play, Daniels is running and he's talking to
the crowd like I go home.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
I gotta go ahead, shoot out real quick, Oh shoot
let me go ahead.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Oh yeah, that's I don't know how.

Speaker 4 (29:20):
I don't know his status on the team, but if
he's like undrafted, seventh round, wrap it up, bro, last time.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Bro, wrap it up because the coach got to make
an example.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
Unless you first round picked money may can work with you.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
That's wrap.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
I ain't gonna make it a long No, that's tough.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
In the locker room, they probably we don't like you, right, yeah, cost.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
You actually heard us both ways from outside. Then the tip.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Now we look undisciplined.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Oh my goodness, and now it's sill's bad. It's stilly stuff.
Did you see rust last night? Is Russell Wilson back
six and two, four touchdowns, six over five hundred and fifty.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Yards, zero picks two and oh Russe Willis let him cook.

Speaker 4 (29:56):
He had a he had his best game I think
he'll have all year last night.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
It was a couple passes that I saw and I
was like, that's why, where like the receivers gotta be
in there waiting, you know what I mean. It's like
if you catch met he ain't got the arm like that.
So it's like, all right, he's not turn the ball over.
But I'm like fields makes that throw?

Speaker 1 (30:17):
You think so some of them throws a younger, stronger arm.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
But he wasn't making it. It wasn't he wasn't, let
me phrase it, he was not throwing the throws. That's
one of the things that there was, Like, Yo, he
was almost gun shy or relying too heavily on the legs.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
When you get a new job. I agree with.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
You, So show me, big dog, show me in practice.
More Field said something great. I don't know if we
don't know that we said this this quote.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
He was like, had I played much better, this wouldn't
be a conversation.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
Great was quote.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Great quote, maturity awareness.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
It was like, had I crushed it? You know what
I'm saying, because they were for it. They were for it.
They did Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
So but had I done much better, this wouldn't even
telling us. He has never ever had a losing season,
So if he thought I was the best quarterback, he
would have kept me in. I thought that was a
fantastic mature moment from him there, So.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
So what is it? Yeah, David doesn't think he's cooking.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Were gonna see at a couple more things around the
league real quick out here. Cowboys a dead, Yes they're dead.
We agree on that Jets are dead. We agree with
them loving, loving both of these teams being dead out here.
Jarry Jones might be dead, might be. Every time I
see him, Bro, I'm just like, is he still living?

Speaker 4 (31:27):
I don't know if he is. I'm gonna say something.
He seems like the type of a live that you
only get from being a billionaire. Only like if you
didn't have a bit, if he's in Mississippi, you'd be
dead gone. But there are enough pills and something being
shoved into your body that are keeping.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Every time, I feel like there's just three kids in
a trench coat. When I see him, like he just
like he's just up. He feels like a poorly done
ripleys believe it.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Or not mannequin. Yeah, you d saying, like every time
I see him, I'm like, who was holding up his
skin with wires from the back? You know? Like man
is a marryonet.

Speaker 6 (32:00):
That's an old lady too.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
If he was in if he was no seriously, if
he was in Vermont, he would have been gone. Bro,
have great health.

Speaker 4 (32:09):
I put him and put him someone, let's go back
down Vermont has Like oh does that? I feel like
America's Europe easy fix.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
We're man is dead. He Papaul was not coming to
this thing.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
Unless he got all money.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Dude, some boy used to make tomatoes.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
Gun, he's out done done though, Yeah, by.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Himself walking around stadiums.

Speaker 4 (32:28):
And then why does he why do we At some
point his elder abused to keep putting a microphone in.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
His face after losses. It's really distribuse.

Speaker 4 (32:35):
I'm okay with this this he's kind of weirdo, but
it feels like, why is he the only one we
have to talk to after the game?

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Only one? And it's like, stop talking to old people
for serious stuff. Leave alone. Okay, let's keep going. Did
you hear about the un crustables in the NFL? Tell
me more so. First off, I'm a it's important to
know about me. I am a peanut butter and jelly enthusiast.
You are. I am pro peanut butter jelly sandwiches.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
I think they are maybe one of the most timeless
pieces of cuisine in the history of humankind.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Okay, I'm going to be very clear.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
I think it is peanut butter and jelly is not
only was it a great combination, okay, but it transcends
Do I want to do it crunch you do. I
want to do it creamy, right do? I want to
do them together in the jaws toasted bread like I can.
I can run in so many ways. I could do
it individually. I could if we had a party over,
but I could cut them up everybody like, oh, PB
and J sliders like it would be a time, you

(33:32):
know what I'm saying. So I think that's one two.
I am also not a fan of the uncrustable. If
you don't know, the uncrustable came out when we were kids.
It's like this pot pie of PB and J. It
came out by I.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Think smuckers shout out the smoker still around Smuckers, and
they kind of put the pbn J into like this impanada, right,
you know what I'm saying. And they thought kids, and
rightfully so they thought kids were going to eat it up,
and to my surprise, people have.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
But what I learned this week was that acrossables is
killing it the NFL.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
I think I do so every week. Astounding fact.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
I thought it was every year, every week as a
as A as A as a league. They eat so
many ancrustables that it could feel eighteen football fields. Eighteen
football fields of uncrustables are being.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Eating the players, the players, The players are eating the
players are eating eighteen Can you hit that next slide, Joel?
Right there?

Speaker 2 (34:42):
I think it gives which team are eating them? Seven
hundred Denver? Denver's eating seven hundred a.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
Week Denver Broncos each week or one hundred. It's significantly
more than everybody. After that, it goes seven hundred for Denver,
it drops hundred three twenty four?

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Was that Seattle? What is happening in Denver? Waitude? So
much peanut butter and jelly?

Speaker 3 (35:03):
Also, my guys, you all have y'all have cheesecake factory?

Speaker 1 (35:06):
What? Okay? That's also true? Okay, all right? So what
was that? Okay, so in a year, let me get
in a year. But that's and I was still wrong.
It was It wasn't eight it was eighteen fields in
a year. They're eating eighteen football fields of uncrustables a year.
Here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
I like peanut butter, and I like peanut butter and jelly.
I can't I don't eat them that often. Yeah, you
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
There must be some some doctor dieticians.

Speaker 4 (35:32):
This is performance performance. The amount of protein in a
peanut butter three three three three kelch. It's got to
be doing for.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Some recovery pre gamebod. Is it a healthier postgame pre
game recovery method or something. I don't know what is
Denver doing? Why do they have something? What is Denver doing?

Speaker 3 (35:53):
This is this needs to be studied.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
Twice as many tinut butter sandwiches as the next NFL team.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
But that that was one of the biggest things I
learned this week. That ricks me right now, I am
a week a week dog seven hundred. Let's let's do
the man there, they're fifty two on the roster. Let's
put some practice for our people.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Say sixty sixty sixty people, sixty people, right, do the math.
We're gonna pull it up out of here. Teachers back
in the day say you ain't gonna always have a
calculator around. Wrong, that's an app for the as. Yeah,
you wouldn't. iPhone, Let's just say sixty. Let's do three.
What you're doing. How many each person gonna need sixty
players on the team?

Speaker 4 (36:31):
I mean, hold on, let's say seven hundred, seven sixty,
so that would be eleven each.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Each person is eating eleven on crustables a week.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
Yeah, and that's a sixty let's say sixty people and.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Eleven custibles a week.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
That's that's almost that's yo. Are the restaurants that bad
in different Where's that's what it is?

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Where's the cafeteria? Man?

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Imagine a struggling Vietnamese restaurant.

Speaker 6 (36:58):
Simon Stevens did right out. Denver probably has.

Speaker 5 (37:01):
Uh, they're probably pretty high.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Now you get tested for that, and it's legal.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
You can't have this is the non fundly. Great great call,
great call. But in the non fundly they won't have it.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Also if you I'm not going back of chips. That's
that's but great thought. That great thought.

Speaker 5 (37:24):
There's a vice article. They provides carbs, fat, and protein,
so it's like a good snack for burning off before them.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Okay, so many, so many?

Speaker 6 (37:36):
How many games does it do? You play a week?

Speaker 1 (37:39):
About a week? You play one game a week.

Speaker 5 (37:41):
So that means they're like front loading. Most of that
has got to be on that game.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
It's got to be altitude too, because Denver has the altitude.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
That's always great.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
But I heard that there is a coconut water.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
It must be and bananas. It must be also, and
list ain't no way it was.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
It was three twenty to seven hundred significantly more.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
That's that's so much more than everybody that was wild.
So that's that was just why I have to bring that.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
I can't imagine eleven of anything in a week. No,
like eleven of anything that I could eat by itself.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Nah, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (38:16):
Nah, Like I can have a like a peanut butng
jelly for lunch, Yeah, but not.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Like I maybe could hit four tacos Monday and then
again four on that Saturday.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
To me, that's one taco two, which you're right, you're right,
you're right, you're but.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
That still ain't eleven. I'm still down three stuffed.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
Yeah, let me know.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Let us on the comments. If you mess let us
on the comments. If you messed specific with PB and
J or if you mess with uncrustables.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
How you do how you make it?

Speaker 1 (38:43):
A great question. Let's do it. We're having a good
time out here.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
It's all I make it. I'm an engineer with it.
I'm saying about that. I know you are. They I
take pride with my kids asked me to make them
a PB and j Okay, that's how we hold it down.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
Okay, this is how I make it. I take two
slabs of bread. That great question.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
We're a honeyweed family, honeywee family, little bouncy yay, we're
a honeywee family.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
But to put them down right there? Okay, boom, I
put them on the plate. Get in there. We having
the time?

Speaker 4 (39:10):
What is honeyweed? Though I'm eating it, I'm thinking about
from like, no idea. I don't know, no wheat that
comes sweet, no idea. So I don't know it's American.
It's American week. Brought that it ain't be honey is
American week?

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Okay, I'm sorry. I didn't want to be real, but
my brain was like, honey.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Know be next the week outside like the American week?

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Yes, sir, go ahead, A great question.

Speaker 5 (39:33):
It is a combination of whole wheat and all purpose
flour and sweetened with honey.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
Yeah that's American as a come on, yeah you know
aquafina honeyweek.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
All right, here we go along, got here, okay, So
it's a congo all right. Where we're at, two pieces
of bread. I put it on the plate. I don't
put it just on the table. I definitely to put
on the paper towel. I need some firmness to it.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Boom right, I'm a spoon man, spoon, I go spoon.
I don't go butter knife, I go spoon. I like
to get in that thing, Okay, I start off top.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
With the jelly.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
I go jelly on one. I've seen a lot of
people do, do a lot of things with people and Jael.
I go jelly right, boom, because I don't want the
jelly and my peanut butter.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Okay, not into that magic moment.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
No, no, not into the magic moments. I go jelly boom,
hit out the corners. Now here's my ratio because I
know you're home, like damn it, Western ratio. Okay, I'm
sixty forty, I'm sixty peb forty jelly.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Wow, I'm sixty peepe I'm forty jelly.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
I love peanut butter. I love Peanu, but I am
the opposite.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
I see it.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
Look at this skittles.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
This it's got you smell it all the way on
out there at forty percent. Boom, then we go we
hit the peanut butter.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
So that's getting sixty percent.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
So that slapped it on it that's sixty percent, right,
slap foul. We're also key to note we're kind of
exactly okay, Jeff creamy creamy, Okay, Jeff Creamy Red Top
all day, baby, all right, shout out to the Red Tops,
whole milk, remember you back in the day?

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Throw away now whatever, understand. I had finished this.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
I went to the store yesterday with my daughter and
she picked up extra Crunchy.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
She said, Dad, can we get this? Are you and
Daddy burn it? This is it? You better will ask
for half of you? You the prodigal sun.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
Well, grab a bag of peanuts and chew on it and
spin it on your bread.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
What are you doing, stra Crunchy, that's just lazy.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
Get out of here. Okay, who's buying this? And then
identify yourself, you crunchy peanut butter?

Speaker 2 (41:35):
And as an adult when I put together, I no
longer cut. I no longer cut as an adult because
I love my favorite bite Top two. Favorite bite of
any sandwich is the first bite in the middle of
a BB and J. So I love that bite so much.
I don't want to if this you go middle middle,
that first bite with six peter butter, four percent jelly

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we're all together.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
With no cut. It is probably top two favorite bike
of all sandwich bikes for me.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
I love a cut because I love it.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
I love it. I love a diagonal. I respect it,
and I love that little corner. I'm I'm mad at it.
So you went in forty sixty?

Speaker 3 (42:11):
Yeah, if I do, it's gonna be forty sixty.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Creepy right jelly with a diagonal cut.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
I don't always cutka and if I but if I
don't cut, I actually don't do the middle bike.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
I'm still a corner and I go, I go in.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
I respect that.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
Yeah, because of my mind. If I start in the middle,
if I keep going down, I've just got two sides.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
So I go. I go here. For whatever reason, I'm
making a peanut butter jelly today. My mouth is water. Right,
I'm making jelly at a restaurant. That's a good question.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
I've always wanted someone to make me something I could
make like that, simple, like.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
Sometimes every DW I'll go out and let me keep
you all grilled cheese.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
You see how y'all do it as professionals.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
I've seen this, have you seen It's some truck that's
kind of blowing up. There's nothing new in the sun.
But it's the walking to walk in the taco where.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
The bag of chips.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
Yeah, really, so, you know, shout out to Jin. People
don't realize how old gen Z is. Gen Z is
getting to be very clearly. Shout out to gen Alpha who.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
Just think this them that's us.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
No, they don't know.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
No, no, no, they don't know about they're learning about So
they're learning about, you know, wild the pins. They're learning
about this walking thing here, and they're like, wow, this
is amazing. I'm like, bro, we've been on be on this,
we be We're your ancestor, stand on shoulders. And so
they're bringing their bags in amazement, like please put me
Like you said about the simplicity put me in cheese survived.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (43:36):
Yeah, come on, man, so stopping. So y'all gonna just
start putting different meats in your rama.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Where do you find that fried blonay sound? It's gonna
turn your life upside down?

Speaker 4 (43:46):
Like you mean to tell me you could put hot
dogs or chicken? Yes, no rules, Jen Alpha. Rules, you
got a little scary gen Z. There are no rules.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
Make it up.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Life is sut on man. We've been through wars. We
got green kool aid and purple wine.

Speaker 4 (44:03):
Put out here, living man, what you're talking about? We
used to have you said green kool aid, We have
green ketchup. You can't scare us. There's nothing you can't
don't We've seen it, off it all, there's nothing new.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
This is why I understand why every generation, as they
get older, they get in their ways. You're looking at
boomers like, no, you don't know what we've been through that.
We have bomb shouters in the Belding got dollar. Yeah,
so I get it now. Looking at Jen now for
learning about walking talking, I get it now.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
I get it now.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
We've been bro would not here with purple ketchups hitting
the street.

Speaker 4 (44:38):
You didn't have a surge band school bouncing off the walls.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
You ever had milk from a cow? You don't know
you know what the warhead is? When they.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
How may keep put your mouth bro.

Speaker 4 (44:52):
Yeah we out here man, Millennials were aut here. Elder
millennial millennium, you better stop playing with us. Don't get
to take it, please please take it.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
And so probably time for that color. Time to get
the state, ladies mamograms. Do what we go around, Let's
feel the bodies feel.

Speaker 5 (45:09):
Because I ran out and I just forgot to fix
them up for like a month. The whole month, I
was like, why am I so sleep?

Speaker 1 (45:14):
Yeah? Yeah, in my pocket right.

Speaker 5 (45:16):
Started taking them again. I was like, I gotta get
that multivitamin absolutely what you're taking right now? One to day,
one to day, yeah, I won't stop.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Shot.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
Come on, literally in my pocket.

Speaker 5 (45:29):
Right now, you should have you should have a vitamin D, okay,
and no one gets enough vitamin D.

Speaker 6 (45:36):
I was doing one to day and a vitamin D.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (45:39):
That's uh, that's what my doctor suggested. They're like everyone
everyone in in the world can use more.

Speaker 6 (45:44):
Vitamin D than we're getting.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
I was taking a bunch of vitamin D early in
the pandemic because I remember hearing people say doctor saying,
got vitamin D, and I was like, well Amazon, run
it out.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
I was propping them joints like jolly ranchers.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Yeah, I got enough. Still I took so much.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Yeah, I probably I probably what's this, This is October
pretty much November now, Dann, that's crazy, just like that.
Probably earlier in the year, I was tinally taking about
eight different supplements and like so like as I leave
the house, yeah, yeah, because one to be honest, it
wasn't just me being healthy.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
I was doing a lot of ads like content.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
Yeah, I was messing with Ali and if you don't know,
Ali is Yeah. So they were giving me everything and
I was like, yeah, I'm taking all this. It was
all libido was heavy my health and wellness. I had probotics.
I had probiotics.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
I feel like this is where we gain sponsorship. Listen
at nighttime gummies. The alpha brain, I never what's.

Speaker 4 (46:48):
I knew it from like a pet Holmes podcast, but
then I found out it was like a big Joe
Rogan thing. So I was like, all right, let me
let me see what this is. Brain and stuff. They
didn't do nothing for me, man, because I was already smart.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
You know what I'm saying. I ain't need them like
it helps your brain clear it out.

Speaker 4 (47:05):
And I was like with not already Cleary, I stopped doing.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Women they take the most of all time. I'm gonna
make a general statement. You have a little missagey mommay,
You're gonna make a general statement out here.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
It's a same space space. Just mean to give a prelude.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
Yes, women take the most pills and supplements of species.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
When I see my wife's hand, When I see her hand,
I mean that she shows she took a picture of it.
I said, it looked like, yeah, what are you doing
with that? She's like, I'm gonna take all of these,
I said, in a week, and today she takes first off,
They're all there's a buffet, different sizes, of different colors,

(47:46):
different She's got three for the vagina alone.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
You understand what I'm saying out here, And I'm like
to shame.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
I don't know nothing about that, all right.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
Men have to pay for dates. Think about this all
the time.

Speaker 4 (48:01):
Day you're taking twelve pills, then they gotta take fifty pills.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
Date and you can't pay for the spaghetti for the
youn't even catch your nails on the day. They pay
for the day. Just to live, they gotta take a
handful of vitamins. Listen to we have to see you.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
We're gonna stand this showered body. We're gonna stand there.
We're having a good time. I saw a woman today
driving here, a man was running. She was running, man
was running smooth.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Yeah. This woman had generally speaking large breast. Okay.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
The amount of bounce, I was like, she got the
thrown brawn like I knew as a man, baby got
your brows off.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
The amount of I was like her back is aching.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
She's shut your mouth.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
I'm here hunting, run club, get in the round club.
So pay for the day, I said. I have to say,
to pay for.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
The day, for the day. Man, stop being weird. Take
and take it to much.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
It's cost so much to be a woman, I tell you.
But my hair was longer, and I remember I was
like a.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Bone.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
So I had my sister get me the products I
needed for the hair to be for the hair to
be right, to be right, you know we call the
bad bitty route. Come on and let me just say this.
After I spent on that money at that I said,
I want to be a regular regular. I want to
be an aod. Spend one hundred dollars on products that's
supposed to ask me maybe a month.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Maybe I'm getting the insane. Literally a bad bitty in
my thirty I was sitting.

Speaker 4 (49:28):
Around like between the vitamins, the haircare product. We ain't
talking about makeup. No women, y'all gotta speak up. Y'all
got it bad y'all not saying nothing about I talk
louder and not talking about how explicitive it is to
exist as a woman. My godness, equal pay, this is ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
You know our country doesn't even have free menstruation products
all do.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
Yeah, it was like a box the pink tax, pink
tank tax? Why's it pink?

Speaker 3 (50:00):
Because everything woman costs more.

Speaker 6 (50:03):
Pink?

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Because I was like, it ain't pink, that's right. But
you're saying, yeah, maybe out there.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
That's a that's a dark.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
That is a fine wine.

Speaker 6 (50:18):
That is age.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
Looks like on the mountain side.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
With the sun.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
Right.

Speaker 6 (50:29):
I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm happy speaking for women right now.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Yeah, man, we got forever. Bro.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
I'm talking enough about I'm not talking about how hard
it is to be about pink tag. Yeah man, I mean,
I'm just I'm just trying to get out here. You
women got to speak up.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
It's man, every man should know how to buy.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
Everything.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
A woman has everything. That's it, that's really it. You
should know.

Speaker 4 (50:53):
You should go to support if you got a girl,
know what you know what her, just know what they are,
what her.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
You need to know that you want wings or no wings?
And if you don't know what I'm saying. You need
to know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
You need wings wings, You need to know everything, man,
and and you need to buy it. Buy it because
they're not making as much money as us, and they
have to buy more than us.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
We don't have to buy anything to keep us alive.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Nothing.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
We don't have to buy anything. One pill and it
may be two, like two two pills, pills three if.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Your lucky, honeyweet bread and pet. And that's what I'm saying.
A T shirt like our shoes don't even cost as much. No,
and I'm not gonna keep changing those shoes.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
Not so yeah, man, by the food on a day.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
If you have to be a bad bitty every month,
bro oh, everything changes about your life. I would listen,
everything changed about your life.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
I couldn't do it.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
That's why, y'all I'm gonna start like this is why
you got start talking with a compliment women, but respectfully,
respect respectfully. Don't be weird though, don't be weird like
one thing. I usually just want to a little bit,
get very complimentary. But I'll go, you did it.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Okay, and then I keep it, keep it moving. I
see you, okay, and I keep it moving, okay, And
nobody told you today. You get it.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
I'm telling you, and I'm moving because it's like it
took a lot.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
To get to that point. Take a lot medicine there.

Speaker 4 (52:11):
I ain't talking about walking around in hills in heels
like we ain't talking about that.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
Everybody does that.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
But just in generally speaking, there's just be wax and stuff.
I don't even get to the waxes. General generally speaking,
we lasering, we shaving all all this stuff.

Speaker 4 (52:24):
And then and then we'll be like, so you're going
to be fifty fifty You think you think you think
you could uber yourself?

Speaker 3 (52:31):
Yeah, yeah, all right, I see you, Wauke.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
You want to do an uber pool? Yeah? Uber pool?
Is that still a thing? Yeah? You know your bus route?
Oh sir, what are you doing? Man? You don't ask,
just do it.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
Just take care, take care of these women, get out
of here, take care of the care of wellmen.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Do so much. I should want to tell you.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
And ladies again started to came from yourself.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
Speak up, lady, you're too quiet, Speak up light, yeah, loud,
like the lady on this podcast. What have you? We
put the application out for a yeah, please, come on, gal,
you think you want to be just us. No, look
at this the car. It's nice. You could use your

(53:12):
time behind Got that ladies, not even in the chat
chat ladies in the chat y'all, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (53:24):
Silence once again, My god, you're missing your opportunities. Boy,
I didn't know about the like but so many pills,
so many.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
I didn't I didn't even I didn't want to know
what they all were for. It's not for us to know.
I just buy them.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
One thing I've.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
Learned, as got the car, not question women.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
It's really simple, not to say they shouldn't have you,
like that's somebody else doing. I'm not.

Speaker 4 (53:55):
I'm not in the I'm not making it my business.
There we go to question women. There we go and say,
if I'm closer, I can have, like I've been fascinated,
Like this is kind of all tough of like, I
don't like men whose whole Internet personality is being mad
at women.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
I don't know how you all think that lame.

Speaker 4 (54:14):
I don't know how you think every time you see
a woman who was attractive, you have to say something
to on her comment to get it.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
To I don't know what that is. Man, lame man.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
It's well more important to a man who will never
get a good woman. That's what it is.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
You can't have that energy. I probably had a weak mama.
You probably.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
Great mom, all the opposite of that mama who played
the football. Like, yeah, you probably had a great mom,
great mom, and you just she's I did all I
could this one.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Just because everyone ain't gonna be right. Everyone ain't gonna
be a one.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
Yeah, man, Yeah no, it's really you know, it's I
wish there was more background checks on building a social
account because you get like, if you tear down one,
that could just build another one. But like when I
see specifically there there's there's a few different types and
I'll just speak on just one specific type that really
wants me to go into that old school David Purdue
just destroy you in the comics. On another time is

(55:09):
when there's an amazing artist of some sort, usually singer,
and you know.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
She's a she's a full figure woman. Right, Let's not
talk about the song.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Let's not talk about the you know what I'm saying,
the music, the vocals, whatever.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Let's talk about something physical. I'm just like, oh, bro,
you you are you are the the epitome of giving
us a bad name, right, and it's just like you failed.
You ever think you fail.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
We've done so bad man that will never get a
good name.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
All the time. You know, you know it gives me hope.
But gives me hope. Is roy Wood's bit about firefighters
go Ahead, where he talks about in Ashelle, if cops
would just kind of play back, do good on the low,
we might start thinking of them positive.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
Because if you're remember about fire fighters back in the day,
they were not good people, lasting blacks dogs.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
And then they said let's lean back and do our job.
Do our job. And now every career day twenty four
and beyond fire fire, fire pull up no problems. I
love probab we talk about firefighters in twenty twenty four love.
So if men could just.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
I don't think I don't believe that we could pull
the back.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
I don't think I don't believe that's enough.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
So you know, that's why we got to pay for
the dates. That's what we got paid for the day,
because we just we're working our we're.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
Working our way back up. And it terms of paying
for spaghetti, pay for the spaghetti, spaghetti, pay for the spaghetti.
That's the name of the episode. Pay for the spaghetti.

Speaker 4 (56:40):
You don't get weird when she wants to side she
wants garlic bread. Yeah, okay, she hasn't had carbs all
week leading up to the date.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
Possibly pay for the garlic bread.

Speaker 4 (56:50):
Kind of do a side thing about women eating. I
was talking to a homegirl to.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
Day homegirl today. Damn it was the early chit chit
y'all had.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
Not today, it was a couple of days ago.

Speaker 4 (56:59):
Either way, I've never nothing makes me more discouraged in
a very funny way than being a d and watching
a woman eat food and then dance.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
After she that joy, because it's that joy.

Speaker 4 (57:10):
I don't think I think I'm solid human being a
lot of great qualities. I don't think I can do
that for her, you know what I'm saying. I don't
think I don't think I can do that for her
in that specific way that specific things I can put
a small other ways, but the.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
Way that the purity of that just from the whole purity.

Speaker 4 (57:30):
Of that, from a real childlike dance and just being like,
I'm so happy with this.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
Every woman. I'm convinced everyone and has a happy.

Speaker 4 (57:39):
Few I'm convinced of it and every man respected, but
you'll never make her happy as her favorite meal.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
I tied a number two of the episode women generalizations.
I think every woman on the planet has a happy
dance about I think I think so.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
I believe it.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
I believe it, and if not, I wish them well
that they get it. They should because that's such a
joy and a purity to that. When I when you've
been craving of food and it hits. But see, see
we've had that.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
We don't dance. That's why that was the thing that
was the different. That's also we gotta work on right man,
So work. It's a dance in side inside of you
that you gotta get out.

Speaker 4 (58:19):
Let that out let the toxic maxiline in today's time,
tell you can't move your shoulders. Geese saw that you
really wanted. You know, you got a steak that you women,
I'll stand on that never.

Speaker 6 (58:35):
Never seen and then when you give it to them.

Speaker 4 (58:38):
Bro, that's real, not just I think it's bread in general.
The fact that Oprah would scream about bread, she's a
she was screaming by just any bread. She's a whole billionaire.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
Bread. Like the fact that like that brought that.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
She never said that.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
Man, she only did it for bread.

Speaker 4 (58:57):
You know how women, Hey, Valentin's they stopped with the
cho the chocolate, dropped that guard of bread.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
Dang, you know what I'm saying, Drop them breads all
right here. There was some pads and some supplements, go
and some I love bread. Come on, man, this is
a billionaire. So yeah, open liked bread. Everyone man playing
with Vale get the Texas Texas saying get that sour dough.

(59:28):
Come on, get to get just rate of bread, array
of bread. Thank me later, God, thank me later. I
think we did it.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
I think we did I think.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
We did it. Man. I don't know what y'all can't
expected on the thasday, but you got it.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
But you got it. You don't know what you wanted,
but you got it. Man, Stop playing with what you
We gotta get up out of here. That boy better
be sleep That boy better But you texted, was I
get this out your going? There was gonna text our good.

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Friend of the show, who is should be supposedly sleeping
out here.

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It's a little man. Please find me.

Speaker 4 (01:02:48):
I'll be in the luth on Friday, closing out the
show would be a good time.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
That's it. Yeah, it's like fourth to ten. We's see
your hollow. He's