THE US WINS, THE NFL IS BACK, AND SNOOP STEALS THE SHOW

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, hey, guys.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hey welking forth to ten right on.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Spun from being assagy cool podcast very No, I was adults.
I was trying to save them. He's got a family, hopefully.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
John.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
Hello, guys, welcome, I never left already.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Be sure to subscribe, you know, hit the bell to
get notified, drop a comment. Uh, hang out with John.
He's he's hanging out with us. So man, this really
caught me off guard.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yeah, I mean you only woke up about fifteen minutes ago.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
I woke up over an hour ago.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
No, you did not.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
That's a lot.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
I'll show you my multiple alarms. My name is Nathan og.
You find me on Twitter at Nope not on Twitter.
You can find me on Instagram, TikTok at Nathan on Comedy,
Nathan on Comedy dot com, daputies with things.

Speaker 5 (00:58):
Okay, good for you. I guess follow his follow me
Instagram and Twitter. Do or that is at d u
E O R d I E and Dan Duggan.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Where's Damon?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Damon is on being a pirate.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
I see he's a pirate. Wish I was with him.
I love cruises. Do you love cruises?

Speaker 2 (01:16):
I enjoy the people I've been on cruises with.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
You say things in the weirdest ways. What are you
saying I enjoy the people like yes or no cruise
director like like I enjoyed some of these things that
are on cruises.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Just saying I don't enjoy the whole of a cruise.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
I don't enjoy the whole anything. You're just begrudging, old man.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
But I had a good time the last time I
was on a cruise, did you Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
When was the last thing? When was the last thing
that you and I promise if you're watching, we were
going to get into this show. And it's actually football
is back as of tonight, I think, or maybe tomorrow.
I like the first preseingon game is tomorrow. We're gonna
talk football, we're gonna talk Olympics, we're gonna talk lots
of fun things. But first, Nathan, here's the question of
the day. When was the last thing that you did,

(02:07):
consumed efforted towards that you were like, this was amazing.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
He's gonna have nothing.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Like like Cloud nine. I never want to I never
want to unlive this moment.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Or just like this was good, this was great, this
was great.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
I'm wrong.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yeah, that's a problem.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
The aquarium is always good. Well that time you've been
to the aquarium, it's been a few months. Okay, the
aquarium is good. The Olympics have been pretty good.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
So the aquarium is your happy place.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
The aquarium is great every time.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Okay, I don't. I don't. I don't buy any of
it every time. We just want to see.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Where you experience a joy. Man.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
I feel like you don't get a lot of it ever.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
To Patreon dots, she did I did?

Speaker 3 (03:04):
You hated it? Didn't you?

Speaker 2 (03:05):
I didn't hate it?

Speaker 5 (03:05):
There you find them. You're always it was good. No, No,
I know what you are. You're a person. You know
some people say no notes, you're always notes. You're an
always notes guy. Like you don't have a note about everything.
I have notes. You were the worst kid in class.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
You weren't.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
You were worse than you were worse than a You
forgot to did the homework guy. You were like the
before we I have some ideas. We already were done.
It's like, no, no, but I think I have ideas.
I'm not gonna avoide them, but just know I have ideas.
That's who that's You're always notes guy.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
The smartest guy in the room, but yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
But contributes very little to the thing I thought it was.
I thought it was good. I don't think you did. Yeah, no,
don't you. I don't have notes lies. There's no way
you consume anything without notes. You're always notes consumes things
without making meant it all the time.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
And also everyone else thinks what you think is cool.
You get less, you're less cool on it.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
There are times that like when I like something and
then the vast majority likes it, that's you do go like,
am I dumb?

Speaker 1 (04:11):
I'm not looking because you think you're smarter than the
mass pop?

Speaker 2 (04:15):
No, but like most of the time, the vast majority
of people are dumb.

Speaker 6 (04:19):
Right, because you think the different groups that's everybody though, right,
I'm not only everybody gets that feeling of like when
you discover like an indie band.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
No, I love.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
I love when my like my favorite acts people like
them also because yeah, we can talk to live out
their dreams.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
I don't know what.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
About our podcast? Are you hoping that we stay at
one hundred and sixty four?

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Here's I'm not gonna I'm not gonna hide away.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Subscribe, subscribe. We're giving away one thousand dollars when we
get through a thousand subscribers. If you're listening.

Speaker 5 (04:52):
Now, thou wow. I don't want to leave you hanging
about this. When people like things, you give it like
you're mad. I literally just gave it a pair of shoes,
because you also have those shoes, So I don't want
you to feel I did. I gave them away this weekend.
I was like, they were like, you want to get
these way said, I have to give them away. I
actually have to. I cannot own the shoes. Well, yeah,

(05:16):
I gave them away.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
So you're the mid person.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
I was like, there's.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Did you give to you? Guys are similar sizes, but.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
There is a food chain because I've definitely done that
as well. Yeah, I've seen a person wearing shoes that
I own and I'm like, well, I guess I can't
wear those again.

Speaker 5 (05:33):
What I gave them away? What gave them on away one?
Because I'm not gonna I don't wear them. I didn't
wear them, but I know I stopped wearing them once
I saw you wear this.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Fascinated by all right, Yeah, people are here for uh
Dick's hitting polls and football talk.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yeah, let's do let's do some Olympic talks first.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
You are sadness and inside out you are that character.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
He would see here too many notes about you.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Kind of look the same. I wish we had like
live Joel in the future. In our future episode, We're
gonna have like sadness next to Nate's face. We'll cut
into the tide of him.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Boy.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Oh wait, we can do this right now?

Speaker 4 (06:15):
Oh boy?

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Okay? Can we pull? Can we can?

Speaker 6 (06:19):
We?

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Can we do? We get to like pull close up
of Wow.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
You need to put it in a comedian because if
you don't, it's going to bring up the model.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Dang that sucks. Yeah, I can see it, see it,
I can see it. This is this is just us
trying to help.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
This is helping.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
We hope it might not work, but our heart is
behind the heart behind it is to help.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
There, that's a better one.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
There we go, there, we go real say it.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
It's very helpful.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
I like live bullying. That's fine, that's.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
A good live what Twitter should Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yeah, all right, go ahead mate, Yeah, mar Spots, let's
got's go.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Let's talk Olympics.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
You want to drive the bus, let's drive.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Let's drive the bus.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
We'll take it over.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Village first one. I want to talk. So we all
talked about the River Sin, which also I don't know
if it's a European thing or a French thing to
call a river the river.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
I don't know. Is that? I mean? I think like
in most like languages they have like they have like
a pronoun in front of the thing, so the is
typically like a male or female pronoun.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
We should I think we should.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Did you want the real answer? Did you just want
to criticize an entire No?

Speaker 2 (07:44):
I think we should start doing that, all right. I
think we need to have the rocky mountains, the river Mississippi.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
I know it's the Mississippi, like think about it. It's
the Mississippi, but they call it the River Sin.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
Real quick. We gotta get a good burning from John Glasgow.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Here, let's go.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
He said, Wow, Nay, my son would love an autograph
from inside out.

Speaker 5 (08:05):
We got a whole celebrity here in the list said
out you yourself?

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Did I Yeah, for sure, you did?

Speaker 3 (08:14):
You did that?

Speaker 4 (08:16):
As wild that I try to say, I'm biased as
a producer. I'll say a lot of times Nate does.
He hasn't really said anything today, He's done nothing.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
It doesn't mean that that's not Okay, who he is
the host of this show. He drives the bust a bus,
so he has the list. He can trigger us into
the list at any point in time. Or Dave and
I can sit here and riff.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
You see what you see what we want to do?
You take the wheel or let us do what we want.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
May not be a stan Up comic, but I will
roast Dan is ready.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
So to prepare for having to deal with the sen
River one of America's triathletes.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
It wasn't American.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
It wasn't American.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
I'm asking it was. I'm pretty sure it was American.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Sense said that he was microdosing E coli to prepare.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
What does that even mean?

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Si uh?

Speaker 2 (09:11):
He said to do that he was not washing his hands.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
After he used all, let's be honest, if you're a
person who thinks that this would help you, you were
already not washing your hands, like this wasn't a new
thing for you.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Well, and also, I don't know that you're micro dosing
E coli by not washing your hands.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Oh, he added in he's probably licking his fingers too,
Let's be honest.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
That kind of suggests that, like you have coli.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
That's a good point Dan with the science. Yeah you're yeah,
you're not starting off like he called something. You're just
having you right.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
I think I might be wrong. I might be wrong.

Speaker 5 (09:49):
Let's just stick a bold statement and say none of
us currently have a call.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
I don't have a call. We do not have a coli.

Speaker 5 (09:55):
And so this guy was like, unless, like, I don't know,
you can probably have to like that's someone else. I
was gonna say, lick raw chicken best salmonella.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Yeah, yeah, is this a joke?

Speaker 4 (10:05):
Now?

Speaker 2 (10:06):
I think this guy is very serious. I think he
was serious. That's that's like a crazy thing now that
I'm thinking about it. If you told me I had
to get coli in twenty four hours, I don't know
where I would go. I know there's coli outbreaks. Oh Chipotle,

(10:26):
Chole they outbreaks.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
They have in their lettuce. But I think you can
just eat romaine lettuce and have just a spear of
a shot.

Speaker 5 (10:34):
Could be popping up a lot, like in the news,
to the point where I'm like, is it just kind
of like the common cough?

Speaker 4 (10:40):
Now?

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Like, God, it's COVID two point zero, I don't know,
and COVID sure a similar I mean, it's.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Out there like that.

Speaker 5 (10:47):
Uh, like you you have access to some of the
greatest training facilities in the United States has to offer,
and they let you don't go. Maybe I should talk
to a professional to see this good idea?

Speaker 3 (10:57):
And man, what is this? What if does he do?
He swim?

Speaker 2 (11:00):
He's a triathlon?

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Triathlon? My man, just do that?

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Do that?

Speaker 3 (11:04):
You're doing trying to do too many things?

Speaker 5 (11:05):
Well, you can't be a scientist and a try like
just pick one and unless somebody who's good as science
tell you that what you're doing is absolutely ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Last week we talked about a guy who cut off
his finger to play field hockey. This week we're talking
about a guy who's whether or not accurately micro dosi
New Coli in order to compete in the Olympics. Again,
would you ever go to these lengths to compete in
a sport that you love.

Speaker 5 (11:35):
Or just do anything truly that you love? Because I
feel like you wouldn't compete so like, just to do anything?

Speaker 2 (11:41):
I mean, would I not wash my hands after the bathroom?

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (11:46):
To do what? Though?

Speaker 2 (11:47):
To do Olympics? Sure I would do an Olympics I
would do.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
Is this guy actually sick? Did he gets sick. I
don't know if he got sick, because a lot of
people in the Olympics get sick.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
A lot of people are getting like I know one
of our lady triathlons was like, oh lady, what one
of our lady triathletes like down words? She was like,
I know that I swallowed a lot of water. She's like,
so now I'm just waiting to get something yo. And
she's not doctors on standby, and.

Speaker 5 (12:20):
It's not like she got food in the stomach because
they apparently are not eating there. So it's like, yo,
this Olympic's low key unless you're like super rich or famous.
You struggling out there? Oh yeah, like you struggling for real,
Like I seen I think it was cocoa golf talked
about like nobody else was in the village and she
was about to leave, but then she saw Roff and
her doll was still there. She was like, I guess
I'll stay. It's kind of kind of got the village

(12:41):
to myself, at least the area. And I'm like, boo,
you too rich for that, Like get out of there.
Called New Balance or whatever that pasta company that sponsors you,
like tell them, hey, I need a hotel and bring
the air conditioning with you like that.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
People are struggling. La take note, man, don't be this.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
I don't know why build villages that just suck like
you have four years?

Speaker 3 (13:04):
You have four years. I don't like. I feel like
the no air condition was something they were always gonna
have for like you know, conservative energy and all that stuff.
You know, she used to run out of food.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah, four years to playing together.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
And I don't know how to keep e coli out
of a river. But I don't know.

Speaker 5 (13:21):
I feel like whatever keeps a cart out of a
swimming pool, just do that. Do a lot of that.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Yeah, right, I think it's coli is already there.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
It's just a standard like constantly.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
I think is like glitter. All right, once you're once
it's spilled, it's very tough to get back. So when
you when you've been spilling it for hundreds of years,
I think it's tough to then try to clean up
at once.

Speaker 5 (13:50):
Okay, Well, micro dosing it, I'm pretty sure it's not
the best way to do it.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Micro do not washing your hands. Microdosing it to me
is like a scientist is like, hey, here is this
non lethal, non harmful dose of you. COLI a little bit,
ingested a bit instead of I wiped my and now
I'm hoping that I just get a little bit.

Speaker 5 (14:13):
I just realized, Yeah, yeah, I'm thinking about just doing
number one and not washing your hands.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
He's got to be doing number two.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
I think the only way place that you call it
even could kind of is from number two.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
Oh, this is the most disgusting human being we've talked
about on this podcast ever. I don't like him at all.
I hope he doesn't metal. I hope he fails. I don't.

Speaker 5 (14:32):
I'm sorry if it sounds I'm patriotic. I don't want
you to succeed in life knowing you out here just
crusty butt, just out here crusty.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
But that's not cool at all. You ain't washing your hands.
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (14:45):
Now I'll just start thinking about how many other people
might see this, like this guy's a hero, he's doing
what needs to be done.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Shraw fruit also carries.

Speaker 5 (14:54):
You could have just ate a dirty tomato dog because
you had a dirty timesh your fruit.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Absolutely, yeah, I don't.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
All right, Well, Dan also been Michael Josey.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Can be honest. It is.

Speaker 5 (15:09):
Before you say I want you to say what you're
gonna say, but just know as you say this and
say that camera and the microphone. So many white people
like another thing we got to explain.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
But go ahead.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
It's the It's I already did all the steps. I
worked hard to pay for the food. I went picked
the food up from the grocery store. I brought it home,
I loaded it, I put it in the refrigerator, and
then before I get to eat it, I have to
wash it.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
It's like a rent.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
It's it's just do it.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
Just like turn your fusses on rintse it.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
I rinse and wash three children on a daily basis.
I don't need to wash my fruit.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
Listen, you're wrong on this one.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
I like, I like what we got into the podcast
instead of debate, I just I just can't.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
I just can't.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
I can't.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
It's not it's not thing that I'm.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Gonna put energy into. I'm gonna run.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
Fine. You made it to each their own.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
You don't get I mean, I can swim in the river,
sind we set the wrong athlete.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
Dan's been micro DUSA for years. Ready for this, you
swim well.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
One of my friends like even goes to the degree
of like buying the food grade hydrogen peroxide and like
washing the fruit in this like food grade hyd peroxide,
And I'm like, this is insanity.

Speaker 5 (16:27):
All right, I'm not gonna call it insanity. I think
teachers on everybody gotta feel comfortable about what they eat.
I'll say that I do think that what you're doing
is is.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
Working clearly, Like I don't have I can't have. Yeah,
I can't. I would. I would say it's not the
best practice in the sense of like not watching anything,
So what do what do you watch? As far as food,
this is where we're gonna get real.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
I mean nothing chicken. I mean I I this is
r chicken. So in a sense, I am putting it
into like a like salt solution. So it's gonna kill everything. Okay,
that's honest.

Speaker 5 (17:06):
I think we all got to get on the same page.
As far as science, I think there's too much science
going out here.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
I just do. I think I think it's a society.
I think we're on the same page. We live in
different lives. It's to Americas.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Can I just get my fruit in my chicken washed
before it gets to me?

Speaker 3 (17:19):
You can? But who knows who touched it? But prior
to kids, I'm gonna cook it. You cook a tomato,
sometimes you cut it and.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Put it it.

Speaker 5 (17:29):
All it takes is one time being in a produce.
I'll see and the snety nose kid grab stuff and
then you go, you know what, watching everything.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
I think you're right.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
It's just what I mean I think. But also clearly
you're right, like you're fine. You haven't been vomiting. I
haven't seen like major diarrhea like you're doing. Okay, that's
what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
John Glasgow told you to wash your fruit. Damn you should.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
I mean it could be, it could be. Yeah, all right,
I care. I'm glad people care about me. Yeah. Let's
move on to Dixon Poles.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Man, I don't want to talk about this guy.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Talking about inside baseball to the world. This man on
the we have we have a show run down, and
on the top first or two, like the first two
topics one or two is going to be the topic
we're about to talk about. And he jumped deep in
this list to get past this time.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
He did one, two, three, four, five.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
He went to a topic five for topic one just
to get to the other end of this list. So
you don't have to talk about this. Yeah, gotta drive Nate,
drive the bus, dude.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
All right, So there's a French pull alter Anthony Hamarati
whether that was Italian?

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Uh, that was like Middle Eastern.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
Yeah, I don't know what that is. I don't know
what hama.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
I can't Hamma.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
It doesn't sound like Mario.

Speaker 5 (18:55):
So he's really struggling Iridi that's how you would say it, Ammaradi.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
But basically he was pule vaulting and uh he made
it over, except he he didn't make it over.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Can we can we watch this? We pull this up?

Speaker 5 (19:18):
First of all, this is wild to just get into
pole vaulting. My man, did it? I'm out here? No,
I'm not, dude.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
I love I love him immediately, going.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
I play it again for Nate.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Give us a live give us a live breakdown of
what you're witnessing here. Oh man, I.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
Gotta go back to that.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
You can skip you can skip there.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Because I'm really I know a lot about.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
I thought you I thought you did. Yeah, yeah, no, I.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
Mean buffering, buffering, buffering.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
It's it's it's the what's one of the more insane
things that I've ever seen.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
I felt like there I feel like he's supposed to.
I mean, I don't. I've never been pule vaulted. I've
never been I never had the desire to vault.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
How is this video not cashed? It's I think in
your computer.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
I think that there's probably some sort of like normally
you're supposed to tuck right, This is worst case scenario.

Speaker 5 (20:15):
Athletes in the future are gonna know. You gotta talk
if you're gonna pullvolt.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Why is this person not wearing compression.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
And he wanted to be free?

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Clearly? No, stop.

Speaker 4 (20:31):
This is a common problem and.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
It shouldn't be. Okay, if that's the case, this shouldn't be.

Speaker 5 (20:37):
We need to get together as the sports minds we are,
and just developed something that probably already exists to keep
you junk tucked in for moments like this.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
Agreed, like, this shouldn't happen.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
What are we doing?

Speaker 3 (20:48):
This shouldn't be a common thing. Get get something to
put you to hold you together.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Every sport in America, where's some sort of compression?

Speaker 3 (20:59):
Yeah, situation?

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Yeah. Also, you're not bouncing around. I saw every contour
of his uncompressed penis.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
Can we be real?

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Can I can? I?

Speaker 5 (21:10):
Can I answer a real question for the athlete. And
maybe maybe I just don't know the thrill of sport
the way you do. Why was you so hard? What
was going on right before I get it? Maybe the
blood is flowing. I think it just has a have
a giant You think that that was.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Yeah, yeah, I think it was. I think it tried
to be flexible and then but it wouldn't begain something inflex.

Speaker 5 (21:39):
All I know is he is about to experience way
more celebrity than he would have gotten. If you want
to go metal, we would not care about him. If
you want to go metal, I think if you care
about him now.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
If you're gonna lose, this is the reason you want
to lose.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
He having a good time at the Olympic village.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
You don't.

Speaker 5 (21:58):
You don't think he having a great time? And I
know he getting calls, Hey, you want to sell this product?

Speaker 3 (22:05):
Trojan is hitting them up. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
They were smart, they would be flying a team there
right now.

Speaker 5 (22:11):
We're putting up the content immediately. If you are a
struggling condom brand, that's your guy.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
This is your face. Wait, this is your face.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
If you are a struggling condom brand, Yeah, that's all right,
but doesn't.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
Get you back in the game, back in the game.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Doesn't get you back in your game bathroom.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
Also on top of that, Paul vaulting Paul.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
It's right, it's so man's all right there, it's so much.
It wrote itself. Just get this guy on camera selling
whatever it is.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
That.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Yeah, he should be doing it.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
He should be doing that. He's got one of the
most famous the penises in the world. Right now?

Speaker 3 (22:51):
Is there more famous penis right now?

Speaker 2 (22:54):
I can't think.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Michael David, I think that's it. That's it.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
I think that's it right now.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
I mean I ain't gonna Google search algorithm. He is
the winner.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
He's the winner.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
He's the winner.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
He is second pan pole vaulter penis. He is the
number one.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
I mean the jokes was flying, Yeah, the jokes was
flying online.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Good good for him, Congratulations Anthony.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
He was that that hard. Why why do we need
to skip that topic.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
I didn't say we need to skip it. I don't
want to intro why because I don't like talking about penises.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
Like I had a huge one though you should be
proud of them, Yeah, look like you don't. You don't
want to compliment your fellow man.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
This guy is an Olympic athlete, and we worked hard
and he was born.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Yeah, he worked hard on that, like I'm supposed to.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
Worked hard on the pole vault. Yeah, and he just
happens to have a huge dog. But you're just like, you.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Can't celeb I'm happy.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
I don't think you are, your faith man.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Yeah, it's fine, it's fine, all right, enjoy.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Can we talk NFL?

Speaker 3 (24:00):
I get more.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
They stands one of the songs the NFL.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
They got to finish the Olympics though.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
All right, let's finish the Olympics.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
All right.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Well, well we'll split the difference. So the US won
gold in golf, Yeah they did. How how much does
the golf world care about the Olympics? They care because
I know, like FIFA actively hates the Olympics.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
So I didn't know what golf No, I mean, I think, look,
it's a weak field because you can only have a
certain number of players from each country. So the US
had four players. I think that was even an exception
based off the fact that like those four were within
the top twenty five world rankings. There's some rules that

(24:40):
outline who can be in all that. To say, the
field is extraordinarily weak. So you have you know, you
have Royan McElroy, You've got Skye Scheffler, you got Zana Shoffley,
you got you got some you know justin Rose. You
have some really great players in it. But Tommy Fleewood's
one of my favorite players. He got silver this year.
It's just a weak field. Like on one on two hands,

(25:04):
you can list every player who has a shot at winning.
So there's there's probably ten players in the field of
I think I think seventy or something.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
Like that that could win, could win, but who will win?

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Yeah, totally. The fact is is that sky Scheffler came
from three or four shots behind on the final day.
Uh and John ram who plays on a different tour,
now blew his lead that that was the drama and
it was and to that degree, sky Scheffer coming behind,
beating John Rahm, beating Tommy Fleetwood on the last hole,

(25:39):
like it was good golf, good drama. But at the
end of the day, no one's saying this is like
a competitive golf.

Speaker 5 (25:46):
So it's not something you're like, oh, I gotta watch this.
It's like I'll catch it. I caught it on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Yeah, and they just played this golf course for the
Ryder Cup and so, which is a massive deal to
the golf world. So we've all seen this golf course.
It's very little special about and it's honestly like it's
a it's one of France's like it is probably one
of France's best golf courses. It's just not that interesting

(26:11):
of a golf course. Honestly, it's fine, throws some hazards
in it, it feels like it get creative. There's a
few courses like Sawgrass in America compares well with like
I think it's Ley National or whatever the name is.
But I mean clearly like you guys will watch on
Sunday of like like the Master or whatever. Did you

(26:32):
even think about watching with Olympics.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
I did not know that there was golf in the
Olympics until right now. I had no idea. I had
no idea. I had no I don't know.

Speaker 5 (26:42):
I'm like, I haven't I haven't seen a highlight, I
haven't seen anybody talk about it on the late night stuff.
No idea that that was happening. So, yeah, my bad
golf didn't know you were doing it right now?

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Yeah, one again, of.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
Course, he did. Of course he did. But yeah I didn't.
I didn't know, did you?

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Did you?

Speaker 2 (26:58):
I watched the last day?

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Watched you watch on that?

Speaker 5 (27:01):
Wait, this is what's weird about Scotti schef for one?
Uh so he got thirty seven thousand dollars. Yeah, Bro,
I would not get on no plane if I'm a professor,
if I'm at his level for thirty seven thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Caddy this year has netted I think over a million
and a half dollars.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
So if I'm the caddy, I'm not getting on the plane.
This ain't worth it for me.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
I think Scotty is probably in the like fifteen to
twenty million dollars season. Bro.

Speaker 5 (27:23):
That means if he got thirty seven thousand for this one,
what's like, what's a caddy? What's the caddies ratio? Did
they get for so this guy got three thousand dollars
the caddy got Hey, man, I'm like, you better find
a backup caddy for this one.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
I'm not going.

Speaker 5 (27:37):
I'm not going if I'm a caddy that's used to
getting huge, man, I'm not getting out of the bed
for Listen.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Here is Roy McElroy after the tournament, which this will
be a fun conversation, basically said the top two best
golfing environments in the world, which he was claiming the
Olympics to be one of them as a golfer, which
Roy McElroy is now famous for. One need weak fields
to go up against, which is hilarious to me. And

(28:05):
number two the Ryder Cup, which is also unpaid for
all the players, which is arguably the most fun golfing
watching experience. You represent. You know, you're in the United
States since your country in the European sense a group
of countries, but all I have to say that the
best version of golf is unpaid.

Speaker 5 (28:24):
There's something to the competitiveness of like, oh, I'm doing
really love of the game.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (28:29):
There is something There is something to that, especially when
you know you already maje your money. If you didn't
major money already, then it's like hey, yeah, But if
you know you're already maje your money and it's straight
love of the game, I'll beat you.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Also, I'm pretty pretty much everybody in these events has
made their their their money. The top fifty player in
the world, yeah.

Speaker 5 (28:47):
Yeah, I don't know how much more Olympics were gonna do.
But I know we got to touch on. I have
to make an apology. I have to make an apology,
a public apology to allow. Okay, I'm gonna make a
public apology to no allows.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
Here's what.

Speaker 5 (29:03):
Here's my apology. Okay, uh. I knew you were obviously
knew he was a credible athlete. It was never gonna
take that away from him. What I realized I needed
to apologize for we had never seen an athlete like him.
I never seen an athing like a meaning. I'm used
to people being cool and cocky. I've never seen Goofy

(29:25):
in Khaki.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
It does. This is the first time in the history
of anything, I've never seen like, let me very clear, Goofy.
I'm like, like annoyingly.

Speaker 5 (29:33):
Goofy and Kaki usually are like, hey, bro pickle, you
can't be both. It's not gonna work out well. Today
it worked out well for him. So that's that. I
think that's why you. I was unfamiliar with your protos
who you are as like, I didn't think you could
be Goofy and Khaki.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
But you proved me wrong. You prove me wrong Goofy
and Khaki.

Speaker 5 (29:56):
You might be the only human being out there that
was like this though, And I want to give a
shout out because, uh, you got a cool girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Yeah, jamake it.

Speaker 5 (30:05):
So I'm like, hey, I think I think she's a runner.
Yeah yeah, So hey, man, I apologize. I still think
you're the one of the most goofy athletes we've ever had.
I'm not gonna I'm never gonna shot away from that.
I think you are top ten goofiest people I've ever
seen with a camera in front of them. But you
are a winner, and you put on and so congratulates.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
So you're rooting him to root him on for the double.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
I mean no, not really, but no, no, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
I don't apologize again next week when he none isn't
what has been historically close to impossible.

Speaker 5 (30:39):
Let me be clear, I'm not. I don't think I
was ever actively rooted. Maybe I was actively rooted against
him in my heart, maybe I was, But but now
I just I get it.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
Now. You know how they say we hate the things
you don't understand. I didn't understand you. Again. Never see
nobody so ridiculously goofy be that confident.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Well, his origins is so interesting and probably speaks to
how he got here. Yeah, like had like debilitating asthma,
couldn't run, couldn't participate in sports. His mom and him
finally figure that out and find out this dude is
a rocket. Yeah, he has I think dyslexia or some

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some form.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
Of kind every nineties TV show kid problem. He had, yeah,
one thousand anxiety. And when he put that list up,
I said, hey, man, you was a Saturday morning TV
show saved by the best special programming person.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
You was all of that.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
You were checking everyone's boxes.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Boom boom in d and I f first, Yeah, boom
boom boom. He was out. He was all of those things.
But you won.

Speaker 5 (31:45):
And listen, one thing Americans can appreciate as a winner.
But boy, are you goofy?

Speaker 3 (31:52):
Just a goofy dude?

Speaker 1 (31:54):
I know goofy dudes like to take over and apologize
at all.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
No, I didn't say anything that.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
Damn.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
I don't think he was. I don't think he was.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
I was always rooting for him, and I still think
he's annoying.

Speaker 5 (32:05):
What you could be both, That's I think the thing
is breaking. I didn't know you could be both annoying
and like cocky. He's the fastest man. Yeah, he wins.
I hope he wins every medal that he has a
chance to win.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
So do you think? Okay, So let's shift topics. So
he now, in his very no Lyle's way, is kind
of pivoting into I want my own shoe.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
A nobody buying that shoe?

Speaker 5 (32:32):
Bro, Hey, I just want you and nobody ever bought
no runner shoe, nobody.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
He doesn't want it to be through Nike ordas like
he wants his See it's.

Speaker 5 (32:43):
The goofy coming back out. But you better sign with
Nike and make good money and get out of here.
Nobody's buying your little goofy shoe with anime hornet. Nobody's
buying that. Bro, Dad, you're a runner. You buying his
running shoe exactly, and he.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
Loves you, a runner who loves you.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
Yeah, but what if when you run it lights up
like you're going super saying.

Speaker 5 (33:03):
Unless this guy wheelies to no, that'd be crazy. Will Yeah,
it will, it will, It'll be.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
We got a couple of comments tracking to to Dan's
uh just talking about the pole vaulter Elliott Smith said, uh.
Comments on Dan said, was that so hard? Talking about be?
This is again John Glascow. He said, Scottie from jail
to Gold, and then Elliott Smith said, talking about the runner,

(33:37):
he is weird, fast, and an American hero.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
You could be, you could be multi multitudes.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
He's like representing, he's like representing a new generation.

Speaker 5 (33:46):
Like I don't think I don't think they're that weird, though,
I think he is the weirdest and him are. I've
been around him. I've been around him. He's the weirdest
one I've ever He just it's so weird. He's so weird.
I cannot stress enough how weird he is. But again,
he's a winner. He's a champion, and he backed it

(34:06):
up even though for a said he thought he lost.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Well, my wife made us rewatch because she was like,
he didn't win. Yeah, she was like, how is this possible?
This is massive conspiracy. And until Mike Tarico got on
and had to explain what the your Yeah, that breakdown, what.

Speaker 5 (34:25):
Happened to the string? They'll let you know who was first,
what happened to that? If you got the string, that.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Now finally makes sense, and why they measure it on
your torso because that's what broke that barrier.

Speaker 5 (34:38):
Yeah, just put the little string back. I don't know,
but public apology to know allows you goofy, goofy, champion.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
You I probably need to apologie saw the string in
the marathon.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
Oh that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Yeah, the Netherlands. I need to apologize to the Netherlands
three on three team because I let them have it
on TikTok that we lost to him and they won gold.
The men's Yeah, the men's.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
I mean we didn't. Jimmy for Debt went down.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
Yeah, but we lost.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
We lost some athletes we well.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
And also no one cares about three on three.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Well we should.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
I want to make a place in twenty eight nf
NBA athletes, the college athletes get stop letting.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
I don't know who are so embarrassing. Yeah, we're not
losing three I'm sorry, but like we should not.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
You were for Debt was on our team.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
He was all We had one of the Barry kids, Barry,
we had a Barry was there under this?

Speaker 3 (35:29):
This is their stadium all over again. Yeah, no, we did,
did she did?

Speaker 1 (35:35):
We are better than this. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Hey it was good running. Good run world. We're coming
back in twenty twenty eight eight.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
That's the dream team.

Speaker 5 (35:42):
Yeah, the new dream team is just four dudes. Honestly,
I love what ice QB. I don't we talk about
this ice Cube put out A basically was like, I'll
take our Big Three champion versus the Olympic champion. I
think it was one hundred fifty thousand dollars to the winners,
and he was like, I'll fly you out. You been
trying to play anybody, Taylor Clark bring it is that league?

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Is the ice Cube basketball three on three league still
a thing?

Speaker 3 (36:08):
Yeah? Absolutely absolutely?

Speaker 1 (36:09):
You say absolutely, like it's just distributed on any It
is on CBS, Yeah it is really, Yes, Yeah, it's
on CBS or like c NBC.

Speaker 5 (36:22):
CBS, Like CBS is like, look, we hold on too
football season.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
This is what we have and it's out there anyway.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
It's yeah. It catches you off guard when you're flipping
through and you're like, I don't think this should be
this high. You're like there should be more numbers next
to this, and you're like, oh no, this is just
a foreigner TV. This is real.

Speaker 5 (36:41):
My Grandmachael watch this. You know what I'm saying, Like
your grandma got she got the cable.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
You watch a three on basketball game outside of the Olympics.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
No, yeah, the three three League, I've watched it. I've
watched you. Yeah, Joe Johnson be cooking. I like sports.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
Look, I'll watch I'll watch Joe Johnson.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Yeah, I watched j I like, I like to watch
to put up a three even after you screamed at
him for a decade to.

Speaker 5 (37:05):
Not that's just Smith. Josh Smith did that. We screamed
at Josh Smith. Joe Johnson like put it up. You
don't want it to shoot? Okay, I got you there, But.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
Yeah, no, I watch it.

Speaker 5 (37:15):
I like watching it because Jeff t shot jeff Ts podcast.
He'll go in there and play and then talk about
the game on this podcast. Or Gar essentially, or like people,
or like I saw Gary Payton getting the fight is
yelling at it. Yeah, half court, these guys you don't
need to run, no, but you gotta be you gotta move,
you gotta move. Gary Paygon almost got a fight. It's

(37:35):
kind of interesting because.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
He's still Yeah. It's like Gary, hey, you don almost sixty.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
Gary Payton is playing, he's not playing coaching, but he
got in a fight with a player. Feel like this
whole world is being exposed to me and I'm just
like what, It's.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
A lot going on, man, it's a lot going on.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
So all right, I'm sure, I'm sure lots of people
are batting on it. Which is the only that's the
only thing keeping up is that is this all the Olympics?

Speaker 3 (37:56):
Oh there's one more Olympic thing?

Speaker 2 (37:57):
Was there one more?

Speaker 3 (37:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (37:59):
See, he's gonna have to bring up all the stuff
for black people involved. Shout out the shout out to
the podiums or childs and what is I forgot the
Brazilian what's her name? I forgot her name. I'm drawn
a blank on her name, but shout out to her
uh and shout out to the whole Like I just
love that the fact that like they've been friends for

(38:21):
this whole thing, Like Simon and the Brazilian, I'm gonna
get butchered for for not knowing her name. It's like Ashley,
what is her name?

Speaker 1 (38:32):
Gymnastics?

Speaker 3 (38:33):
Gymnastics? What is her name?

Speaker 5 (38:36):
Because you gotta get names right, Rebecca, Rebecca and and
Drade right Rebecca, Simon Jordan's Here's what I love about
all of this is that none of them speak the
same language. They have just been hugging and high five
and cheered each other on. And she don't speak English
and they don't speak Portuguese, and it has been a
this all right, Can I have just a quick moment

(38:58):
to just appreciate she.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Watched graz Anatomy. She clearly speaks English.

Speaker 5 (39:03):
No, she don't. That was one of the things she's
speaking Portuguese. You look like, oh, okay, you speak not
everybody speaks a little English. That's how colonization works. But
like that ain't what that ain't what she's That's not
what she's primarily doing. So a lot of their interactions,
these hugs and stuff have been very much so like five, yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Good for you. For the record, Brazil was colonized not
by the West, but by Spain and France, which is
how you get Portuguese. Just for the.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Record, Yeah, say America did it? Okay? Yeah, no, I
want saying we've done.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
We throw around colonizer.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
They did colonize. That's what that is. They all the
way over there. What they're doing over here.

Speaker 4 (39:45):
Like hey, hey, hey that one wasn't that was some
other white people that also colonize parts of America.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
Yeah, that's not on us.

Speaker 5 (39:54):
No, I just want to I just want to take
a moment to shout out this incredible picture, this incredible moment,
and then real quick just no that there is no
world this. I got a little jealous. There is not
a world that exists currently where men could do this,
have this set this type of like like appreciation for
each other. I've been getting jealous sometimes watching women's sports

(40:17):
and how like like happy they are, like they don't
have to always be on like I'll kill you mode,
and they're just like, hey, we're just happy to be
here and I hope you do well, and I hope
you do it, but still and yet still be competitive.
You know, it just feels like, I don't know, it
feels like they don't go home and like want to punch.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
Holes and walls, and I think that's special.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
I also think it's the sports that have judges. You think,
so yeah, where you're not like physically beating somebody.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
I think wn BA does that, do you?

Speaker 2 (40:46):
I think WNBA has It's almost like more I'm gonna
beat you.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
I'm not saying it doesn't. There's a certain competition with.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Like that like that you're saying the camaraderie.

Speaker 5 (40:56):
The camaraderie is just different. It's just different. Anyway, I
just want to make sure we shout it.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
I think I think in a world this I think
this picture says a few things. I think I agree
with you. But in general, Rebecca from what the broadcast
I would watch, she's like the next one. She's the
next but she's like the next one. And I think
in some ways this is the passing of the baton
to be like, Okay, you got it from here. And

(41:23):
I think that is unique to UH specific sports. I
think tennis you have this like as you age out,
you pass the baton. Even Na Doll playing with the
other kid from Spain in doubles like that, they're passing
the baton, right. So I think the Olympics is this
world where like you only show up every four years.
The next time the world sees this, it'll be.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
UH.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
And I do think that's you know, that helps just
kind of tell the storyline and keep people interested and
root for non Americans in the future too, because I
think this does do something to that of like this
name and someone I can root for whether or not
she's from my country.

Speaker 5 (42:03):
Also, just to store all black podium That's why I
know black is being tossed around.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
Now by a lot of different people.

Speaker 5 (42:08):
We don't know what black is for some reason, or
some people who aren't black are telling people what is black.
But I promise you this person is black. That's not
just how black people see, you know, why they're black.
They're all black because look, we're all black in the
sense of we just got different boat rides.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
That's all it was.

Speaker 5 (42:24):
Our boats went to different places. There's another world where
we were all cousins who was living together. But her
boat went a different place than my boat, and here
we are. That's a black woman, and that's why I'm
gonna go with. I know people are confuse these days.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
You ain't black. It's like, how you know? You don't
even know black people?

Speaker 1 (42:43):
Are you saying this?

Speaker 3 (42:45):
Anyway?

Speaker 4 (42:45):
It's not an opposite note of y'all. John Grasco said,
I would never have my daughter about as someone who
would beat her. But I don't mind the hugs though.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
Listen, Simone bowed because she's like, you'll never catch me.
I have so many more going.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
I don't think there's like a metal list person doing that. No,
you have to be the inarguable greatest gymnast of all.

Speaker 5 (43:09):
Also, Jordan Childs initiated it and she got her metal
after there was a technicality and it was gonna be
a Romanian And I just want to say to Romanian,
I know, y'all. I can only imagine Romanian Twitter looking
like all types of monkeys and in words.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
No, because I know they mad. I know they mad.
I don't know. I don't speak Romanian, but I just
know it.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
If you mad and not use racial slur.

Speaker 5 (43:34):
No, I've already seen some of it as one of the
last thing I've seen on a global level people white
people be mad and not throughout stuff. You have a
lot of high faith in white people right now that
I don't know is warranted.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
You know it is.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
We can act like it's not. I guarantee you.

Speaker 5 (43:53):
I don't know. I don't know one Romanian. Okay, I
don't think I do, but I guarantee you. If I
went on Romanian Twitter and I pulled up George Child,
I literally did legitimately see.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
One Joe pull up Romanian Twitter.

Speaker 5 (44:07):
But no, no, I legitimately saw someone from it was like
the Romanian. There's a Romanian like it was like the
Romanian official Romanian Twitter account or something like that, but
kind of not official, and it basically said Kamala Harris
called in for the thing to be uh to be
overturned because she needed to see an all black podium

(44:27):
and I saw. I was like, if this is a
nice one, then I know it's a lot of uh
slurs being slung out there. So anyway, hah, I take
that you lost.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
This gonna drive a bus.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
I watched uh Kazam on VHS with a Romanian family.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Okay, can I get the I'm debating whether I want
to do this?

Speaker 3 (44:51):
Do it?

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Okay, who do it?

Speaker 3 (44:56):
Do it?

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Shot?

Speaker 1 (44:58):
This is probably gonna this might be it alive? Yeah? Uh?
Who is outside of the obvious? Where does the line
drawn in blackness? Oh? Interesting on like on the Olympic floor?

Speaker 3 (45:14):
Oh wh what do you mean? Who's the line drawn?

Speaker 1 (45:15):
Where's the line drawn?

Speaker 3 (45:17):
Oh you mean like who's not black?

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (45:19):
All right, I'll give you perfect example. This is a
good question.

Speaker 5 (45:22):
Black is whoever has enough shade in look and is winning?

Speaker 1 (45:27):
So okay, this is not to.

Speaker 5 (45:29):
Be helpful, no, no, no, but legitimately but legitimately no, no,
legitimately I think that uh so perfect example. I'm watching
the women's soccer and I'm like there's a lot of
tang girls out here. And I was like, oh, like
Dansby's wife, missus, Missus Swanson a pew.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
I'm like, oh, I forgot, And I'm like, oh, it's Roymins.
I was like, oh, I'm all of a sudden very
interested in women's soccer. I was not interested last year.
I just like and I was thinking the other day
people are talking about.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Like that when Morgan was the lead, you were like white.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Girls like Megan and Alex Morgan.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
I wasn't against it at all. It's the same reason
why to night.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
I have Malton going around.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
It's Melani uh Melton, me go to sleep. Yeah, but
it's the same reason why I didn't care about golf
in the nineties until Tiger Woods.

Speaker 5 (46:19):
If I don't see nobody, I'm like, this is for
somebody else. I don't know this world. And now I'm like, Okay,
we got a couple of sisters out here.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Okay, now what I'm saying. Now you know why Kaitlyn
Clark is so important to the WNBA.

Speaker 5 (46:31):
No I've been said this, but but y'all have had
a Kaitlyn Clark, You've had white girls be good.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
That's the same no, no, this is very true. This
is no.

Speaker 5 (46:39):
I've never been I've never not noticed that. That was
part of Kayln Clark's appeal. It's like white dads can
bring their daughters and be.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
Like, look, look, can we get to this too. You know,
I get it.

Speaker 5 (46:51):
I hun and get it because I know that there's
like I watched the Olympics gymnastics with my outsold this
past week. I was in Chattanooga with my cousin and
her daughter who's gymnast, who was like all she does
is flip and when Simone Bows was on, it was
I never it was just like this like lock or
just like oh my god. And she's like I loves
like it, and I'm like, I love that for you,

(47:12):
you know what I mean, Like that's that's super dope.
So even to me as a girl man who don't
play normal sports, when I see soccer and it's like
black women run around playing soccer, you go, dang, I
ain't even know we was like here playing.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
Soccer like that. You know, I was locked in the
track and field, you know what I mean, that's where
we be at or basketball or I think that's it
for the summer Olympics you're not really swimming yet, that said,
track and field basketball.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Yeah, diving, we ain't really we didn't really know. She
didn't qualify for the finals, but the FIFTI.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Yes, right, right, So anyway, there are certain things you go, oh,
okay again, it's not a hate to anybody who's not black.
It's just like, oh, I didn't even know we was.
I know, I need to show up and support you
know what I mean, Like I didn't.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
I don't want to really ask this question. I really
don't care, but I do think if the debate is
out there, I want to I want to at least
hear your perspective. If if say, Rebecca comes from like
an indigenous line of people that's mixed probably with some
sort of colonization, and it wasn't there wasn't a ship

(48:24):
involved as you as we joked about.

Speaker 5 (48:26):
At this point, it's got always a little bit of ship,
well not always where are there's no ship involvement in
this in this world.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
If you come from an indigenous line of people, okay,
then there was no ship.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Well let's just let's start by saying we all came
from Africa.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
Sure, sure, okay, absolutely, Okay, So you said all East Africa.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
So what I get I'm trying to say your question.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
Is how as you defined black by we all came
from it, we all got on a boat. I can
understand what I'm what I'm reading between the lines on
that if you came from a callized or like slave trade,
you are a person of color.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
Yes, you know that.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
But my question is is, let's say Rebecca doesn't as
an example and I don't know, yeah, but we're using
it as an exist.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
Is one of my cousins from the boat.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Sure, and I have not done her lineage.

Speaker 5 (49:18):
I don't have to. I'm gonna do what. I'm gonna
tell you what the old look at the kitchen, you
can tell you. Look you look at the hair, like, yeah,
you're one of the cousins.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 3 (49:25):
That is fair?

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Is that's fair? That's fair. Won't argue it. I guess
my question is is if if if she were to
be like yo, I like, I have done my ancestry
dot com. We've been I've been here in Brazil since
before ships got here, and she's like, I'm not black.
I don't like I'm Brazilian. I am I have darker

(49:50):
color than you would qualify as a white person. Yeah,
would you still claim her?

Speaker 5 (49:55):
Would you be like, okay, you're good, tell you some
about black people don't claim nobody, don't want to be
claim if.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
You are here, like.

Speaker 5 (50:01):
People don't claim nobody, don't want to be claim. That's
that's why the old that thing was so weird because
he was like, I'm not black. I'm It was like,
come on, man, you know what I'm saying, Like you're
being crazy right tow me. Hits in the head, you know.
But even we had to reclaim him. If you remember if.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
She if she did, she was like, yo, I'm Brazilian,
not like but but legitimately indigenous people.

Speaker 5 (50:18):
Indigenous we don't claim nobody that don't want to be claim.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
But if she was like, but you can call me
whatever you want to. Is she black?

Speaker 3 (50:25):
Then if she don't want to be black, she not black.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
But if she doesn't, just care but she's from audigenous
care less.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (50:33):
My thing is blackness is first of all, this is
this is actually I think a pretty interesting discussion, right
but I don't know, I.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Think this isn't the This isn't the news right now,
as we as like it feels it does as someone
who genuinely wants to be acquitable. Sure, it does at
times feel like a moving target of like it is
it is something that when it's convenient yeah, or inconvenient,
it is core to the topic of conversu and both

(51:03):
are valid potentially. But I guess my question is is
like again, it is blackness defined by like uh like
like being like slavey, like like slavery is in my
line and like blackness isn't within that? Or is it
like so origin to African American? But does that include

(51:23):
South African? And is that like is there it? Can
a white person be black in this definition if you
come from South Africa? Like again, I'm genuinely curious.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
I want to start by saying I do not have
Audi answers.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
I'm not and you don't speak from your from David's perspective, yeah,
I mean one.

Speaker 5 (51:43):
I will stand by the claim that we don't claim
nobody don't want to be claimed. We let you, Hey,
if you want to wander out there and be somebody
like no, I'm just me.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
I'm not hey, go for it.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
Or Nuancing Tiger said, like you know, I am I
am Asian. I am African Americans.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
Yeah, and listen, you can you can be both things.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Of course, you just can't.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
We can't look at.

Speaker 5 (52:04):
You and you look like us and you go, I'm
not us, Like well your hair, don't say bro, you
got we know, like we come on, man, we sing
your daddy like we know.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
You know what I'm saying, like what do you?

Speaker 4 (52:14):
What do you?

Speaker 3 (52:14):
What are you doing? We know what's up? Right?

Speaker 5 (52:16):
So I think I do think it is. It is
somewhat of a moving target. But I don't think that
we're beyond being able to like figure that out. I
think not trying to. I think acting like it has
to be this or this is kind of like, oh,
it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Think it needs to be necessarily definitively defined.

Speaker 5 (52:36):
Like anybody out there saying I just go do I'm saying,
Kama Harris isn't black?

Speaker 3 (52:40):
Wild?

Speaker 1 (52:41):
Is wild wild? Just for the record, wild wild wild?

Speaker 6 (52:45):
Like yeah, she's an a ka that went to Howard,
but that was.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
Yeah, she turned, she turned. Yeah that's right, Okay, But
but to play Devil's advocate in the conversation, I don't
want to just play Kate.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
It is. It is something that I think the point
that if I were to try to like make the
better version of the point that wasn't made previously, and
it was used as an attack previously. I think the
more interesting conversation that I think white people in America
might want to have in a genuine, like good conversation

(53:30):
would be it is confusing when it's not ever part
of the conversation, or it is minimized in a previous conversation,
and then later it is utilized to rally a group
of people looking from the outside in. It could be
thought to be manipulation to be like I'm one of you,
now like claim me because I want And politicians have

(53:54):
done this, whether you're Irish and before you came over
you're like you came to you were in New York
and you were like, I'm actually like I'm Catholic, but
I'm but like I'm but I'm Protestant now because i
don't want to be. I don't want to be. And
then when I'm running for election, it's like, now I'm
Catholic and now you should pay attention. So this has
happened in the history of this country as politicians have
chosen to play cards at different times and I think

(54:17):
that's the interesting thing.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
So I think.

Speaker 5 (54:22):
I think that if we're gonna use Kamma as an example,
I think that a lot of this is people who
are not who have never paid attention to her, are
now being like, wait a minute, sure, but anybody who.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
Knows who has used these people who look like her
have been like, what are you saying?

Speaker 1 (54:41):
You way from California, from San Francisco, who have been
tracking her career, or.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
Even from you.

Speaker 5 (54:46):
You're familiar with Howard University, You're familiar with an AKA,
You're like, what.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
Is this nonsense?

Speaker 4 (54:52):
Common thought? She was a black women?

Speaker 3 (54:55):
Right?

Speaker 5 (54:56):
But I'm saying but like a lot of that is
what you what people project on you. So a lot
of that is like her being like, I've just been me,
who is this and that? And you're saying no, like
it's so weird for people to be like you just
not becoming black. I'm gonna tell you right now, if
you know what I'm saying. No, No, I'm not saying that,
but I'm saying if if if you had any idea,

(55:16):
And I think a lot of it has to do
with just people outside of that culture, outside of the
culture having no idea about certain things in the culture,
you know what I mean. So you're like, like if
she's allm aka, like oh, there's no denying of course
from Howard's like oh.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
Oh, and then yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (55:34):
Like so it's I think it's a lot of projection
from other people being like why are we not? Why
weren't you this week? Because I always was. I don't
have to be anything for you. I just was who
I was sure and I've said who I was. So
it's a lot of.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
People have owned that part of my story. It may
not been framed as like I am a black politician
for the very black populace, but I'm an AKA, I'm
from Howard. This is these are amant.

Speaker 5 (55:58):
She's lived her life as a as a black, as
both a black woman in this country and as a
an anyone like she's lived her life as both of
those things.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Without nuance, like, without the feeling of nuance between them,
like this is who I am in totality.

Speaker 5 (56:13):
I just I think it's I find it and it
only happens to people who have colored I just find
it hilarious that we're struggling to figure out that people
can be multiple things of course when for the last
I don't know how many years I've had to listen
white people tell me how much they're not quite white
because of twenty three and meters, you know what I.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
Mean, Like no, I'm actually Indian.

Speaker 5 (56:32):
I mean I'm actually Irish and this and that and
I got and I'm sitting here like hey, hey, but hey,
what are you doing? Like how did you have this
nuance a year ago? When you got the results?

Speaker 3 (56:43):
And now you're like you gotta be one thing, Well,
that can't be multiple things.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
It's like and I know people come here for gibbles and last,
but I think got it all. This is an important,
really important conversation right now in our society. Sure where
again it's funny, how like what's like put in to
our culture, put into our definitions then gets flipped around
like we all know one percent rule, like we have

(57:08):
been here before of like one drop equals which is.

Speaker 5 (57:11):
Not something black people. It was put on us, put on.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Us exactly and now, but that is the definition that
was inserted throughout reconstruction to like help define or not
help to placate a bad racist like power structure.

Speaker 5 (57:29):
And to add to that, it also became a way
to protect. So it's like, hey, if you got that drop,
you better figure out other people had that drop so
you can have community to survive this nonsense going on around.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
Which is nonsense, but the definition now carries through today
where people like who is who is with us? Who
understands the inntality of this thing.

Speaker 5 (57:52):
And that's fractures even in it, like you have what
is a ados population American descends and slaves are different
from people who like like the gymnast from Brazil are
different from like, there are fair fractions. Again, conversation did
a number on us all and we're all trying to
figure it out. But again, my my indicators are, if
you want to be claimed, you know, and you fick

(58:13):
that we will claim you. If you don't want to claim,
that's on you. And also we we we're gonna check
what the.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Back of your hair look like.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
That's just what it is, like what the kitchen looking like?
And okay, all right, cool cool cool, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
So basically my thoughts are this is that I agree
to a point, I also disagree to a point, and
you know, I think that what we're doing is cool.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
Solid.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
There we go.

Speaker 5 (58:41):
So all right, let's get let's let's let's let's end.
Let's end on some some sports team.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
Yeah, funny.

Speaker 3 (58:47):
I appreciate that conversation.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
Yeah, No, I think that's I think that's good.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
You just don't think anything of any Yeah.

Speaker 4 (58:53):
John Rascal called you out. He said, I love Nate's
silence stile.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
What like, it's it's a good covery. What am I
going to energy? You should and and be like I
googled my family and we're white the whole way back.

Speaker 4 (59:06):
We didn't get out of these ships.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
Yeah, it was a good conversation. I'm not trying to
jump in and into I like, I don't have to
be a part of good conversation.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
Keep going.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
Cowboys were asked about their cartoon crushes.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
Uh what a transition.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
What a transition? So look here, here's the thing. I
think a lot of these questions are a trap the cartoon,
the cartoon crushes. Here's the thing that bugs me about this.
Obviously this is a fun, silly question. Dak acted appalled
at this question, and that's what kind of bugged me

(59:48):
is that he acted like I can't believe you had
asked me this, and I'm like, come on.

Speaker 3 (59:51):
Make here, bro.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
But also we've all had him.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Not deck. He's so serious.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
He like he acted like I can't believe anybody would
ever be attracted to a cartoon character.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
I never been a cartoon whoever.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
He likes sure Jessica Rabbit. Why was he so dismissive?

Speaker 5 (01:00:12):
Right, that's why y'all never won a Super Bowl car.
I do believe he don't know cartoons.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Like that, but like, I mean, everybody daughter.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
But interesting like that Lola Bunny, that's just yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
Cartoon that's a little it's a little different, that's easy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Why is everyone s Why is oh.

Speaker 4 (01:00:39):
Raven from uh?

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
Teen types?

Speaker 4 (01:00:42):
Like the teenagers? Robot?

Speaker 5 (01:00:43):
I used to watch the ARTI I don't really got
no cartoon crush, but celebrity crush Brianna.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
At least he used this, Yeah, Lola Bunny space jam.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
I about to say, there's only like three answers.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Yeah, no, not.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
Your first cartoon.

Speaker 4 (01:01:06):
From Goofy movie.

Speaker 5 (01:01:07):
That's a good one too. I forgot about that so fast,
but you know, all right, Yeah, Dak is weird for
not having an ask.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
It almost seemed like he has so many protests too much.
Yeah that he like, like, no, I don't like her.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
If you cannot if you cannot drop your wall and
have fun with this question, yeah, it means you're hiding
things that you don't want people to know about. I
believe it, like this is the kid that literally has
a world going on behind the scenes. Yeah, and it's
like no, no, no, no, no, I'm not I'm cool man. Yeah,
And I would never let you know that I'm uncool
for a second. This is this is why he's not

(01:01:43):
my quarterback anymore. This is why I hope Jerry Jones
does not pay this man. This is why I hope
he moves on. This is why he's not worth six
hundred million dollars or whatever the stupid contract is gonna be.

Speaker 5 (01:01:58):
Oh, I feel like there was only two correct, but
now I saw three. It's either the number one is
just a rabbit.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
Under well, our generation is just a rabbit, Lola Bunny.
I think is like the like next generation. And then
you get into some like impossible, which is I think.

Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
The Goofy movie.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
And that's that's when I dropped on because I was like,
that was that's true?

Speaker 5 (01:02:20):
Also like it's it's it's it makes it seem like
you're like, oh my god, like I just had a
thing for this. But it's like certain voices you hear,
like the voice actually, like I bet that's a pretty
like you know what I mean, Like you're like, oh okay,
I like you ever hear somebody sing and know they're
very attracked.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
Is why there's phone lines you can call to have
a conversation.

Speaker 5 (01:02:39):
Yeah, voices can also sell to that. So yeah, that
that don't be weird.

Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
Don't be weird.

Speaker 4 (01:02:45):
So Jessica Rabbit showed all the guys out there you
could just be a little goofy weirdo.

Speaker 5 (01:02:48):
And and that's what I'm saying, was like a given
hope to the weirdos.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
I just this this bums me out so much.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
That's your quarterback, man.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
No, it's not the.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
Thing like I mean, like half the X Men team
was the hot ladies.

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
That's a different one.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
I mean you have a problem with putting the but the.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
Hot ladies hot ladies?

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
Man, who is who is yours?

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
I mean Jean Jean was always up there, Yeah, Jean Gray.
I was a fan of Married Black Cat from the
Spider Man Car. Yeah, she was a little she was
kind of mean. I like, well the cat Woman too.
If you were a criminal, I kind of liked you,
like the mean girls I did look Carmen san Diego.

(01:03:31):
Diego is one of my first crushes.

Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
Not a bad one.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
There was something about the fact that they were criminals
and they.

Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
Look yeah, they got it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
There was something about an edge to him.

Speaker 5 (01:03:48):
And scammed in your young pretty girl with like a
big and a black hand, like you get all my money.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
There's the other day, like Libby was talking about she's
doing a lot of traveling this winter, and she was like,
should I get a trench coat? And I don't know
if I've ever said yes to anything faster? My guy,
I was like red, Can you get a red one?
Can you get big hat?

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
I got that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
I've got this big I've got this big red hat.

Speaker 4 (01:04:15):
That geography as you go around.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
Actually, I've got I've got some of Beethoven's notes here.
Could you steal these please?

Speaker 4 (01:04:23):
This is the most nice talked all episodes we're talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
And this is the root of our podcast one special
to this is the thing that drives me the most
nuts about you is that literally you're like, I don't
have an opinion about this, like highly like incendiary conversation
that everyone might be having right now. Let's talk about
and I have no thoughts but on seven cartoon characters.

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
Better, I got thoughts on these sexy cartoon nothing sexy lady.

Speaker 5 (01:04:59):
Thought us that are in the present culture that people
are debating trying to figure out wrestle with.

Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
I have nothing to say but these sexy cartoon girl, Man.

Speaker 5 (01:05:07):
I got thoughts. Let me lead the discussion. Let me
perk up.

Speaker 3 (01:05:10):
And become the leader that should have been an hour ago.
Let me be that right now.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
If y'all can discuss race, let me know when you
want to talk about where Andy's mom ranks.

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
Okay, last question, but as we head out of here,
you make five hundred thousand dollars in a day, just
like Snoop Dogg at the Olympics. What are you spending
that five hundred k on that? You're like, I just
made this in a day. I can blow it on
whatever I want to. What are you spending it on?
Is it press? So give us some pressing tomorrow. I'm like, yo,

(01:05:44):
I need you to do this thing. I'm going to
pay you a half million dollars to do it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
And I get it every day for two weeks.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
Yeah, what is that day's purchase of five hundred thousand
dollars because you know you're making another half million tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:05:56):
I ain't gonna lie. I'm probably gonna check it off.

Speaker 5 (01:05:58):
I'm gonna do something crazy like I'm probably gonna it's
definitely gonna be some like uh some like what's that?
Remember that Drake video guys playing he was just like
giving money out. I'm gonna do that. But like for Frivolous,
I'm gonna buy a bunch of stuff that no one
needs and give it away. Does that make sense?

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
Like just like a bunch of like why is he
buying Heey's, you know what I mean? The wheelie?

Speaker 5 (01:06:19):
Think Like why is he buying l a like stuff
I wanted as a kid, I'm buying for other kids.

Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
I'm I'm, I'm, I'm Ipe's If I'm not.

Speaker 5 (01:06:25):
Get another five hundred thousand the next day, oh I'm
checking off one of them days for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
It's about to be a good time. People don't want
to be around me.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
Yeah, I want to crash something. Oh oh I think
it'd be fun.

Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
I think like in it, like stay in.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
I don't know, maybe like get like two cars and
see if I can put them both in neutral on
like opposite hill.

Speaker 5 (01:06:47):
Goof you thought you were talking about crash like a party.
You're talking about like being in a wreck.

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
Yeah, I think it'd be fun to like run two
cars and each other.

Speaker 3 (01:06:54):
Goof You want to crash two things?

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
Yeah, I think be to crash two things.

Speaker 5 (01:06:59):
I'm not gonna fit on mister beasts doing goofy benefiting,
no one.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
Just get some hot wheels.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
Man, what do you know, I'll put money in the car,
and after they crashed the.

Speaker 3 (01:07:12):
Same not the same, then what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
I thought about this. If I was Snoop, I would
have got five hundred thousand dollars up front and I
would have taken that and bundled it up in like
one thousand dollars increments and hitting it all over Paris
with little notes of like love Snoop, oh that's fire,
and like hit it in all like the famous places
the tourists go and just basically like have fun content

(01:07:37):
for the next years people find thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
I ain't gonna lie.

Speaker 5 (01:07:41):
I did that one time on my birthday. I just
put money in books in the library. That money probably stod.
I didn't to go check them.

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
Which books I remember.

Speaker 5 (01:07:51):
I'll just put them in like kids books like just boots.

Speaker 4 (01:07:56):
I think.

Speaker 5 (01:07:56):
I put like I had like it was like I
think a hundred singles and I just put like different
different amounts of different books outside just to be like, hey,
you know, that's why I know if I got money,
I would do something ridiculous, like I.

Speaker 4 (01:08:07):
Would be a portable money Tornado. Oh the little, the little.
I just go up to people and be like, yo,
you want to get mony Tornado, Come on.

Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
I like that.

Speaker 5 (01:08:19):
I always found it way when people made people work
for money in that way, it felt very like I feel.

Speaker 4 (01:08:25):
I feel like money Tornado is a lot more fun
than like weird social experiments like this is a game show.
Chance grab as much and then leave and I still
give you.

Speaker 3 (01:08:35):
I agree. I don't like who I would become.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
I don't. I don't money. I'm the money Tornado is
a little triggering for me because I always sucked at it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
There's no way to be good at it.

Speaker 4 (01:08:47):
Yeah, that's the point of the mind.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
There was there was kids that like had it like
I'm gonna stick my whole body up against one side
of this thing and just let the money like there
was figured it out and I never cracked the money
Tornado had.

Speaker 4 (01:09:00):
A little off subject for the whole episode has been
y'all remember the old Nickelodeon towards our restaurants.

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
Yeah, yes, oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:09:06):
I used to just I would I would map out
my store, your fantasy I would just be like, okay,
well this one going, with one going. Also, everyone's done
for not going to the video my mouth.

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
That's where you go.

Speaker 4 (01:09:16):
You grab because you just grab tickets. You don't even
grab the.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
Speaking of Nickelodeon, last last offshoot, they used to like
send out like the Nickelodeon magazine or something like that,
and in there there would always be like some kids
room that was like the fantasy bedroom. Dude. I used
to just like stare at that like this like the
coolest room ever. Imagine I lived in this. I still factory.

Speaker 5 (01:09:41):
I still want a room like that, like like in
a big Like the best place I've ever performed comedy
was in Birmingham at this place called the Saturn because
their green room slash like artist space where you could
like stay, was like a fourteenth Like it was like
they had every video game. They had all the posters,
they had all the action figures, and they were like
we I had a show in thirty minutes, Like, I'm

(01:10:01):
not leaving.

Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
You shouldn't have brought me here. If you knew this
was here, you skip me. Hold my money.

Speaker 5 (01:10:09):
I'm just gonna be upstairs at It was like a
loft made by a twelve year old, thirteen year old boy,
like it had a basketball, It had everything, and I
did not have.

Speaker 3 (01:10:18):
This is all I wanted.

Speaker 4 (01:10:20):
We brought on this set designed for blank Chuck.

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
Yeah, what a good movie?

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
Lost were Lost? Were fun? Something about sleeping in the air.

Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
Oh yeah, you're.

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
Just like, as long as I'm not on the ground,
it's a cool bed.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
Alright, we gotta go.

Speaker 3 (01:10:36):
We got.

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
I would just share their feelings and thoughts like that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
You bought me on Instagram and TikTok and the comedy
comedy dot com.

Speaker 3 (01:10:50):
I just want to say Dan makes me meaner to you,
and I don't think I dislike it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
I'm aware.

Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
Yeah, all right, follow me Instagram and Twitter at that is.

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
At d u e O R d I U at
Dan Duncan at Dan dunk. I don't have duncans. But
football is back and that's what's most important.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
Here we go hashtag Ward the Tennessee on next week
he's