Fun Sexy Bible Time
Matthew Pierce and Casey Haas lead an irreverent joyride through Christian culture and make a lot of adolescent jokes
Episodes
July 26, 2025 • 40 mins
(1:00) Casey's mom and other random life updates
(19:00) Matthew's John MacArthur article
(31:00) worst Colbert replacements
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July 15, 2025 • 58 mins
(3:00) Casey talks about a think piece that has her riled up
(21:45) CCM Demo 1
(33:00) CCM Demo 2
(39:00) CCM Demo 3
(48:45) CCM Demo 4
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June 21, 2025 • 57 mins
We react to four more rejected CCM demos from the 80s/90s
(4:30) song 1
(15:00) song 2
(24:30) song 3
(36:30) song 4
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June 10, 2025 • 45 mins
(0:00) Future Matthew discusses the Tait apology
(12:00) Moth balls, revolving doors, water trucks, and death: Casey weighs in
(23:30) The Michael Tait and Sean Feucht scandals
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May 29, 2025 • 62 mins
Someone sent us a collection of rejected CCM demos from the 80s/90s. We listen to them for the very first time, and react live!
(11:30) song 1
(20:30) song 2
(31:00) song 3
(40:45) song 4
(50:50) song 5
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May 10, 2025 • 65 mins
(1:00) uh, sunning buttholes
(7:00) life coaching
(12:00) vigina
(17:00) who is Casey better than?
(32:00) Matthew got into trouble on Easter
(42:00) Casey's life update
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April 26, 2025 • 56 mins
Casey is still out, so friend of the podcast Hunter tags in to talk CCM and other stuff:
(1:00) Matthew's panda joke
(6:00) CCM song credits, remakes
(22:30) Rich Mullins
(37:30) the CT Easter article
(50:00) Sonseed, unique CCM acts
The Resting Place: https://open.spotify.com/track/7eIjAyBaIjr0S9O7A0DZJU
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April 15, 2025 • 56 mins
FSBT family member Bekah subs for Casey today. Welcome back, Bekah!
(0:30) an update on Casey
(7:00) Proverbs 32
(12:30) decoding an alarming facebook post
(27:00) Wikipedia Exchange
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April 1, 2025 • 37 mins
(1:00) fsbt update
(11:30) real or fake
(23:00) what we're watching
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March 28, 2025 • 35 mins
Sex swings, recasting "Little House on the Prairie" [ep 278] by Fun Sexy Bible Time
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March 8, 2025 • 59 mins
(1:00) retirement?
(7:00) sports update and parenting
(19:00) don't dilute a man's pine sol
(28:00) you don't think that's giving cringe? drama
(34:30) jackie kennedy
(45:00) a curious email
(55:00) we included the post show audio about hot chicken restaurants to showcase one (1) excellent wiener joke
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February 18, 2025 • 71 mins
(13:00) that whole patriarchy hannah thing
(24:40) shaving your legs
(29:00) SNL 50
(34:00) pitch: "SNL Classic"
(41:00) Walmart's bougie brand
(49:00) Cobra Kai
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February 7, 2025 • 62 mins
(2:00) Casey's random thoughts
(22:00) Grammy fits
(33:30) real or fake: CCM band edition
(49:00) FSBT Would You Rather
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January 22, 2025 • 58 mins
(5:45) Hot take: pardons are good
(10:00) Casey on Instagram, feedback, parents
(33:30) Matthew on Andrew Tate
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January 7, 2025 • 55 mins
(0:30) uh, so this is 10 years?
(8:00) checking in on Christian Twitter
(13:00) sports drama
(17:00) Matthew's mic dies, kinda. We forge on with the backup audio. Sorry!
(29:00) Faith based movie pitch: Sacred Hearts
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December 6, 2024 • 71 mins
Friends of the podcast David and Stefanie join us to spend an entire episode dissecting a faith-based film about Christmas, zombies, cookies, and...uh...New York cheesesteaks?
watch "Christmas Zombies" here, free: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12yU1i0p1Uk
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November 27, 2024 • 55 mins
(1:00) Winter Jam ticket/sexual favor inflation
(11:00) Casey checks in on Reddit
(19:30) Pierce/Haas Sports Update
(29:30) Thanksgiving food
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November 11, 2024 • 53 mins
(3:00) Someone is flirting with Matthew, kinda, but not really
(11:30) the election is over or whatever
(24:00) dilemmas of sports parents
(38:00) Mean Creek and movies that hurt
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October 20, 2024 • 59 mins
(0:00) pre-show audio
(6:00) Russell Brand's amulets and vegetables
(23:30) $5,000 to eat dinner with Allie Beth Stuckey?
(33:15) Proverbs 31 rabbit hole
(41:30) Would You Rather
(54:15) Durupinar site (rock vagina)
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October 7, 2024 • 55 mins
(7:00) Casey's volleyball questions
(18:00) The article about Rich Mullins' sexuality
(36:15) Russell Brand baptizing people
(40:15) Game of Thrones, reconsidered
(49:45) Werner/Arnold/Peter Lorre, it's weird
Rich Mullins article:
https://medium.com/belover/the-queer-love-of-rich-mullins-f14170612b63
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