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Before we started recording, we werediscussing our fictitious classic rock station. We
were also discussing passwords and you weregiving all of them out. I was
if you go to again twitch dottv slash the Kevin Miller, I'm assuming
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you can watch this video. Ithink vod for about two weeks speak speaking
of internet jokes. Yes, they'reback to school here in southern California next
week, right, So hi USDwe are at the Staples. My older
son is now in fifth grade andthey are asking him for an Atlas.
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No, yeah, they want anatlas. And my wife is reading the
list and I was very proud ofthis joke. Uh. My wife goes
it says an Atlas? Where wouldI find an Atlas? I go,
I think they call that? Whatis it now? The internet? Yeah?
They call it now as you know. What's funny is that? But
what's to I think a sadder reflection? Maybe I was gonna say on society,
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but really it should just be myintelligence is that I think I was
misinterpreting Atlas for almanac, which iswhich is even accurate though? I mean
Atlas or Almanac? Uh, whydo you need them if the Internet exists?
The only thing I could think ofis the books are huge, yes,
and they like it's funny he hasto carry a backpack filled with like
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utensils and things. I mean theyhave it like forks n Yeah, yeah,
there teaching eating in fifth grade.I'm like, come on, come
on, China Work Release program wherethey teach you how to fold of bed
for four months exactly that? Thator Israeli Army. I can't I get
those two same same same season don'tthey They choose he's got the backpack filled
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with utensils for the eating and thedrawing and the riding and the erasing.
I get that, and then itmakes sense you need those inch three ring
binder that he carries like a briefcasein addition to that, because it does
not fit in his backpack. Toadd to the fun of it, is
that what else is in the backpackthen, don't I mean? Because we
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didn't get him the atlas, Sothat's what I got you a laptop?
Four? Can he bring his laptopto a school? Uh? They already
have the same laptops there. That'swhy I bought him There they use chromebooks
because everybody's on the Google classroom.Fascinating. The principle at my kids elementary
school said, we don't do chromebooks. They're no good. Why they no
good? I don't. He wantedsomething that was more than just web based
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to do things. Now that themore I say it out allowed, the
less I understand it. This guysounds like he I don't feel like I'm
representing it. He transferred over fromsome kind of luddite because you would think
that in Pennsylvania you would want themto be all web based. Yes,
there, unless you don't have WiFi, we have the problem. No,
they should all have all the schoolsshould have Wi Fi. Yeah,
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we're again in la Us. Here'swhat I have learned. LAUSD is a
better funded school than Burbank. Yeah, that's true. LAUSD teachers get paid
more than Burbank tea. That's whyI also call Burbank private school light.
Yeah, that's pretty accurate. Mostof the parents have to kick in the
extra money to make things run aroundthere. But anyway, this with this
is big school talk on which atone six even now enjoy some fog hat.
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That's a real band for those ofyou born in nineteen ninety four or
or later. Your password? Whichyour password? My past? No?
No tell me? Do you rememberthat guy before the Oscars that gave out
his Netflix password? P Yeah,yeah, yeah, I was that.
Oh no now, but I doremember that moment because I remember going,
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I wonder how real that is andhow how many apprecause Netflix went down during
that time you crashed? I loveis there, like, is there anything
that is more American? Like whereit's so insignificant but it tickles us right
then, making a website crash likeyou know what I mean, Like we
did in time Ellen broke Twitter becauseshe took a selfie. Yes you know
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what. Oh yeah, when wecan we can over overthrow a web based
thing. We're like, look atwhat we did. We're so powerful.
Yeah. Why Kim Kardashian's ass breakingthe internet? We should do that.
How could we do that? Icannot pour champagne over my head onto my
bus. So glad you picked thatup. I'm so glad you picked that
up. I don't know. There'sno way I have like frog butt,
there's no way in less. Sincewe can't do that, we should break
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a website. Okay, good,good call. Wait, I can get
Netflix thirty days for free for threeYou already have Netflix. I know because
I have your password. I typedin to find who gave their password out
at the oscars. I just typedin Netflix and it hit enter and it
took you to their website. Thisis why you cannot podcast and Google at
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the same time. There's a license. Literally it lied to me gave Now
I gotta say it out loud.This is by the minute people on twitch
so passwords. What I was sayingbeforehand is that there was a time I
used my password, and I wonderif I said this on this there was
a long time where my password wasFor some reason, I picked up Madden
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and it let you name your coach, like if you were the coach y,
let you rename it like that wasone of the first things you could
do that I remember in franchise mode. So I named my coach Bill some
random no, I named him BigPapa. Huh yeah and uh. And
for some reason I just thought thatwas so funny. But it embarrassed me.
Nobody ever knew that. I nevershared it with the public, never
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that it embarrassed you know, thepassword they got it if people, if
like my friends came over, likeI would never play my franchise mode really
because you know, what is yourWhy is your coach named big Papa?
Like who do you think you are? What is that? What is why
are you doing? That's so?It's so your dad. I always assumed
it was your dad because he iskind of a big papa is good.
No, it seemed this is I'mgonna I'm gonna maybe I'm accidentally being racist
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here, but it just seemed itseemed more like thuggish to me, like
yeah, big Papa. So likeit seemed that which because because four people,
four black people say big Papa inthe nineties got it, then white
people did. That's like if Iwas dude Papa, I think that would
be closer because that was dude,where's my car? Yeah? That was
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really Those were two white guys,right, oh yes, yeah? Name
a movie, name any movie,any movie? Uh? Two white guys?
All right? See how that?Okay? All right? Roots two
white guys, yeah, wow madeit? I guarantee that does not hold
up. That's two white guys madethe movie. In the movie Wana,
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two white guys. I'm not kidding. Two white dude no whit who saved
South Africa? And also Rohde Hamilton'ssee he worked on it. The producers
the song. Yeah, the peoplepushing for the project that are like,
I know what we'll sell two whiteguys? Uh, romas? Why does
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it say romas? Oh is theEmmy's Yeah? Was it with Roma?
Best Picture? Not Oscar? Not? I understand this is not worth me
technology, It is hard no,never mind, um, so you should
give out your password, give outyour my old Netflix password. It was
big Papa I was. You mustnot be your password now, because it's
not discussing an open line. Ihad to text you, yes the middle
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did I text you late? Ifelt like because it was the middle of
night, we were watching your Netflix. I don't know some reason. For
some reason, I was it wasthe middle of night, and I had
to change it. I can't rememberwhy. Something happened. And then I
went, oh, ball, ohthat's what I know what it was.
I changed the password because my motherin law uh needed it. Oh because
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or my brother was asking for it, and so I changed it because I
didn't want to give him that passwordbecause it worked on other things like yeah,
and I still think you use thatbig pop up password on other things.
I have other accounts for you.Yeah, it's everything you use.
Oats. That's how close I feelwith you. We should this secret because
literally, you know felling everybody NowI know, but now it's fine because
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I don't use it anymore. Butmy biggest secret was that is like you
and Natalie are literally maybe kat noware the only ones who have ever associated
that term. Have you never spokenthe story out? Like right now you
are breaking the story to the internetinto all of our podcast. Don't think
I've ever told you that story.No, I don't know why is this
guy's I honestly thought it was yourdad. I thought it was a reference
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to your father. No, becauseI call him papasan. I think Cat
even asked me recently, why whyis it Big Pop? Probably? Yeah,
she loves this show. She lovesvideo games. Is no, she's
always listening to this show. It'sfunny. I just to this show.
Because you would imagine that she wouldget tired of talking to you. She
she Actually, no, we that'sa hallmark of our marriage. Actually,
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is that we both enjoy talking andtalking to each other. Do you find
that other people feel that way abouttheir spouses? No, right, it
is very uncommon now their marriage isthe same way. Yeah, yeah,
being around my wife. But Ilove talking to you. I love talking
to your wife. That wife liketalking to each other. True, I'm
not I don't know if I'm theguy who would call my wife my best
friend. But because I don't knowwhy that. Adam Crowla talks about that.
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He says, I can't hang outwith a guy who says his wife
is his best friend. Interesting,and I don't. I wouldn't be opposed
to it. I mean, Ithink she knows me better than anyone.
That makes her your best friend.But but I think here's what I think.
I think his point is is thatyou should have a best friend be
your best friend and let your wifebe your wife. Yeah, but people
love to make him a misogynist andsay wives are only forbanying. Yeah.
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I remember before getting married that Iwas processing that of like, why if
I'm trying to find a best friend, Well, my best friend will be
interested in the things that I'm interestedin. Uh, that's star Trek,
that's playing StarCraft, that's playing videogame. Like maybe I don't need a
woman to do those things. MaybeI need some friends to do those things
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and expect a woman to do otherthings and they don't have to be.
Part of what makes your marriage funis that the stuff that she does that
you're not wouldn't normally be interested in. Rightly, I have found the biggest
thing that Natalie has taught me isto live in the now a little bit.
Yeah, And then what I dois I live in the future for
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her, because otherwise she would notshe wouldn't think two steps beyond the tip
of her nose. Yeah. Soand it works out. It's a nice
balance you'd be you'd be working onChristmas. On Christmas Eve, I would
you know, or Christmas deck Iused to we should get up and go
get some Christmas stuff. You know, I have to work for the future.
Somebody's got to pay for this Christmasstuff you speak of. I don't
even know what this holiday is becauseI've never seen it. All I know
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is a computer screen and my passwere to Big Pump. By the way,
speaking of password, why why whythe new thing? And this should
really we should have Ryan in theroom for this. We're we're going to
do passwords. Passwords? Why isRyan not here? Yeah? Exactly.
If you're new to the show,thanks for listening. Ryan knows your password,
as he knows all of our Wealways ask, oh good, he's
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here. Let's let's talk to Ryan. We're just gonna grab him from the
room. We're gonna plug him inthere. Welcome to the show. Here
comes Ryan, Ryan, Ryan,can you hear us? Yes? Hey,
Ryan, don't. I don't knowif you're listening to the show live
while you're talking with friends in thediscord, but we're talking passwords, and
I thought it would be a shamefor us not to include Ryan on Password
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Talk. Oh yes, of course, Okay, all right, thanks for
being here, right, thanks dead. I had to play the sound because
he sent me the drops and Ihaven't put him into all today today,
all right, So, uh,Ryan, maybe you can underweigh in on
this too. Is that my thingis I recently had a corporate job at
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a radio station, and they wantyou to reset your password about every three
to four months. And here's theother part of it. Guess what.
You cannot repeat letters or numbers ina sequence, Ryan, a sequence like
ABCD. So what I started doingwas going through old address numbers and my
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kid's names to make it easy forme to log in, right, But
they have two kids, two addresses, and then now I'm eight months into
a job and I got no morepass four passwords literally right now at iHeartRadio.
My password because I was trying tofind some combination to put it in.
My password is a random dad thathis kid goes to the elementary school
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the year I was born in anexclamation point. But that's what it is.
That random's dad's name justin here's Ican give it to you. It's
Kyle because it's already reset. It'sI've never told this story, and it's
already reset that now I know Ican't even log into my email because the
password is reset. That's amazing,Ryan, Why is this? Uh?
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Good question? Okay, thanks foryour help. You know everything except for
the answer. So it's funny.Uh. When Guildor's two first long,
they they had a comic meme wherethey explained the thing about passwords. And
so you're you're doing a smart thingof doing rememberable combinations of things that everybody
is, right, a lot ofpeople will do, like, um,
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you take a word like a streetcar and then change the S to a
dollar sign capital T lowercase E capitaland then like the H is of four
and that kind of thing, uh, and then a string of numbers and
then you're supposed to like remember that. And and so they showed an algorithm
of like, okay, say youcan come up with an eight to ten
character password with that. Uh.That is only takes this many combinations for
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a computer like a bitcoin machine tocrack that code. There's only this many
combinations of letters to get to tendigits. Uh, And it's super hard
on you to remember. And you'relike, was there a dollar sign?
It wasn't something to pass anybody,they said, so in guildwas they said,
instead, we invite you to takefour random words and smash those together
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as your password, and and thenthey're like, so then you end up
with a sixteen to twenty character password. It takes exponentially longer for any computer
to try to hack that, andit is infinitely easier for you to remember
horse car, buggy man, thatthat that that that that that's interesting.
What you need is those four randomwords and those four and then you decide
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what those four random words are.Now the problem is was something like your
iheartrad Yeah exactly every time? Whenis it? They still want you to
put a number in there? Andthen I have a capital letter all yeah
exactly. But then you're back toyou like, oh, Ryan, have
you ever been hacked? Uh,my email has been hacked, but like
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not me specifically. It was likea wide thing. It was called heartbleed,
so it was a thing that wasa Yahoo email address, and so
they just hacked most of ymail.So I've I've been hacked mostly just because
of my email. Though I rememberyou telling me about to yah who what
I cloud is to me dot com? Like did they change it? From
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being Yahoo dot com to y Mail. You can't follow them, man,
there's two servers. Basically, whenI did my when I was signing up
for Yahoo, they somebody had alreadytaken my email, but they had a
different server, which was why Mailthat you could do. So it's just
an alternate Yahoo server. By theway, Uh, Ryan, I want
to appreciate. I want to tellyou how much I knew you were doing
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it the way you say Yahoo,Um, welcome, welcome to the drops,
Ryan, Well, what do youdon't know? It's delightful. I'm
gonna go to Yahoo dot com becauseI want to say who? You say
it again? I don't. Idon't know how am I saying? It's
just say yeah Yahoo Yahoo. Hesays it like, yeah, you say
it like it's a thing. Yahoo. He says it like he celebrates who.
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I'm gonna go to Yahoo. Hesays Yahoo, yeaho Yahoo? I
say, I say Yahoo, Ryansays Yahoo, Ye. Who. I
couldn't do it if I wanted totake he did. Then he did the
episode Yeah Who he did on thatjustin how do you say that thing that
you put your head on when yousleep at night? Hello? Why you
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got to say it all fast?Did she used to say it funny?
I say it? I think Ipello? Yeah, Oh say it again
slower though, Hello, I knowit's you. You know what's funny is
you and Natalie making fun of memakes me Now when I've been out of
the places, I say pillow.I hope they did it because I know
she used to ear you. Youdo say pallo for some reason. Hello.
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I don't know why. Hello really, And I'm it's funny because I'm
super anti baby talk, Like Nataliethinks it's super cute that Jack says whoop
cream because he said that way whenhe was like two, and he does,
He'll say whoop cream and I go, nope, nope, whip cream.
Unless you want said whoop whoop cream. I said it's whip cream and
and he goes, no whoop,and he thinks it's so funny. Go,
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you won't think it's funny when yousound like an idiot at a job
interview or an ice cream place,which you'll definitely need because of his I
met his absolutely, and then thatwas their Other thing is that Natalie,
when she retires wants to open aice cream shop and then she goes in
we'll have whoop cream instead of whipcream, like, oh, I will
kill everyone. Don't come in there. That guy have you seen Sweeney Todd?
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It's that but ice cream. Theguy just kills everybody that comes in
cream. And what's the other one? Milk? I say milk and other
pay milk? Milk? Yeah,I'm supposed to say yeah, yeah,
yeah, it's the same where it'sthe same sound you just change the pillow
milk it's the same. But thoseare the only two words I screw up,
right, this is then I'll seeif I can find more phonetic words.
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I say adult. I have avery hard time going adult. I
have to like squish my mind tosay it properly. Aunt, I think,
is that an o one we're supposedto aunt? I say Aunt?
Yeah? Who says aunt? Whereare you from New England? I don't
know. I would like to seemy own? How do you say?
How do you describe your mother's sister? Her? My aunt? Yeah?
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That's good? What and what email? Adjust? Does she have a good
question? Is it? Is itgoggle? That's what I got? Double
drops. I gotta see if wecould get Ryan's a good question. Good
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question and as you're running down timecode. I realized, this is the
longest segment about not talking about videogames. Let's take a break and come
back and talk about vacation. Everybody, boy, honey, we know how
to screw up podcast. I reallythought, oh, he let himself out.
I really thought a conversation about passwordswould count. But I don't feel
like that count. No, No, do you I enjoyed it? Ryan?
Do you think we were on themethere? Do you think we were
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on message? I believe so.You're too supportive. Get him out of
here. It's your podcast, like, He's like, I don't care what
I do have said, it's apodcast, asked. I don't know why,
but I would have been angry.Really. It's interesting, by the
way, if you go back andwatch this on Twitch, we did no
short of ten minutes of doing offframe. Yeah that was pretty good,
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which is uh. I don't knowhow much credibility that gives me in my
disgust, but uh, more ofnon video game talk probably coming your way
after this vappad Can you keep going? Radio? That is an earworm of
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a song. Yeah, it's goodwho Radio? And I like the beginning
with the like laser disky sound.Oh it's they bring it back there if
we get to here. Some Mexicanradio is that is that? What that
is? It's all NPR from nineteenthe Mexican NBR. My favorite part of
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the Tesla is that it has athing in it for streaming music and if
you if you favorite songs, Yeah, it like Pandora's itself. Oh that's
cool. Downside is is that ituses this service called Slacker, which was
just bought by another thing and nowit's called live x. And if you
go on their website. I createda user profile so I could manipulate it
nice and then sign in, butit won't let me sign in because Tesla
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pace for the paid service without commercialsfor free, like just give it to
you. That's cool, But thedownside is you can't. You can't create
a log in, And I waslike, well what if I pay for
it? Like I just you know, because I want to be able to
edit because I was searching for weirdol songs because my kids aren't a weird
out. And when you put iton favorites, it'll cycle through songs.
So what's great is I like alternativemusic like some hip hop? Yeah,
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I like classic rock. So themore it'll just rotate through that and create
like a shuffle. That's kind ofcool. I love it so much.
That's cool. And you still playyour own music though. I could still
play my phone and it bounces backand forth between what's your high score on
that Asteroids game? I think yousaw it? What I really like?
Yeah? I landed. I gota five when I landed, right,
I gotta put that on our Facebook. You played out there? So you
can play chess now in the car. That is annoying. They just did
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a new thing where you can playchess with the partner or play I don't
know, a partner like in thecar with you. That's kind of person
in the other seat when you dothe and I showed you the Yeah,
we showed you the fireplace for makeouttime and music. That's pretty good.
Heats up the car, that's good. That's all right. So let's should
we spend some time talking to aboutvideo games? Should I would love to
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know what you're playing these days,Oh, Kevin, wouldn't I love to
know because that would mean that Iwould be playing. I had an interesting
conversation with my kids. My kids, Uh, this is what my kids
plays, it's better. It's likea weird old man Jim Gaffigan. Yeah,
mix, he's like older than heused to be. He's older than
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he was last month. But youwent on vacation. You didn't play games
on your I played Wolf among us. I think it's that the Telltale game.
Yeah, and it was way betterthan I thought it was gonna be
real. I really liked it andI only played one episode. But the
what was it that my kids areplaying a Watchman? Who's it? They're
playing Minecraft now because YouTubers are backon Minecraft. And I had this interesting
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thought that I wonder if YouTubers areeither influencing like everybody claims them to be,
or if it's just kind of moreof a cosmic vibe, Like people
were trending back towards Minecraft for whateverreason. But Pautie Pie is playing Minecraft.
I think everybody except they haven't beenwatching Alier in a while, who
I think is more of a Fortniteguy, And they're not watching Ninja because
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he left. Yeah, because hegot like his own thing. Now they
launched a new platform and they theyhead onto him. Yea, they like
they like, um, you know, launching a new network and they're like,
let's get some big celebrity, let'sget some big name over here,
and they grab that guy. Howwould you walk through your life, Kevin
Miller if you could be known likeyour thing is, Yeah, you're a
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guy who plays video games and peoplelike to watch that. That's an interesting
question, and I'm glad to askyou because I feel like you will be
able to process it properly, likeyou know what I mean. Yeah,
it's a different like right now youhave a job, right, and then
you come home from that job,and you play video game right to have
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a good time to unwine, andeverybody would like to think, well,
playing video games being your job wouldbe great, but at a certain point
it's still a job. Like therewould be a day as hard as this
may be to imagine that you wouldwake up and go, I don't want
to I don't want to play that. Yeah, yeah, I think that's
accurate. Something to share about thatlater. The first thing I thought that
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I think would be difficult to bea streamer like that is that you would
have very little or no amininity,yes, like for the voiceover work that
I've done, unless you watch thischannel or have been to my website,
you have no idea what can Eventhen people don't believe me. Most of
the time they're like, really you, like, what do you think I
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should to look like a raccoon?Uh? And I do. I put
I shave that off to match,right, But this is all makeup to
cover up ears underneath, like ablue news he's hat, yeah, exactly
constantly just kind of like really likereally just I'm climbing up walls. Yeah,
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breaking a hip really out. SoI think that would be challenging.
But I think, um, youknow years ago when we think honestly,
you would have a hard time havingzero anonymity, like get that way on,
well, that would that would bewhy because you I value privacy,
I value being able to Um.I think I have a writer's heart in
that way of like I really doenjoy blending into the background and observing and
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then kind of internalizing that more thanI like to jump in and participate.
I just enjoy that, ye too, as a performer, but I definitely
lean more towards the writer's side thatgoes that's interesting because it gives you the
best of both worlds, that's right, And they can't do that if everybody's
like, oh my gosh, yeah, you're the guy, take a picture
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with you. So I think thatwould be challenging. But I think your
core of your question is what wouldthat do for video games? And I
remember when my brother was talking aboutworking for Namco and they told them that
about being in qa of you know, you may like chocolate cake, but
do you want chocolate cake for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and to sleep
in chocolate cake and then wake upand brush your teeth with chocolate cake.
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I never get to leave here.You live at Namco. You are now
Namco. We are Namco, Weare Namco. We are just the handmaids
tale. Yes, yeah, andthey all just like giant pac Man heads
and um and I think it'd bea bit like that. But I would
imagine that if you, if youwere a pro gamer, you would still
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every now and then. I thinkI would do this of every now and
then I would turn it all offand then play games without talk king while
I did it, Like I betthat would be how you unwind, because
the performance part of it would bethe job. That's right, that's right
that I would still and then Iprobably if I was real, legit like,
if I was a real baller,I probably would have a second account
not associated with my online profile thatno one knew. This was also me
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so that I could do online gameswithout people coming up and be like,
oh my gosh, keV Jinga isonline. I'm keV Ginga in this fantasy.
I love that, By the way, that should done so visit bit
dot Lee slash Ken. Why didI say Kevin ninja? What is wrong
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with me? Or or feel likewe're gonna be like this doesn't even have
read here. No, no,it's like a ninja like Kevin Nina keV
Jina. Why didn't you just sayken and then the nina you'd spell it
with a C h J y h. I I feel like I'm crying blood
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right, And I wish I hadthe drop of that's a good question.
Too many drops. Eventually this podcastis just going to be you hitting drops.
It'll be like, yeah, I'llget tired of ros. But you
know, this happens to me alot of where I think I just default
to gaming at the when I havedowntime, like oh, it's it's relaxed
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time, let's go game. Andrecently I think I've even said this in
different points in time in the showwhere I have to mentally go, Okay,
you can also just watch TV,or you could read something, or
you could go outside. Like there. I try to like will myself to
recognize sometimes gaming is not relaxing becauseit is interactive. I enjoy it most
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of the time and it feels meup, but there are times where I'm
like, I just you don't needto do that right now. You can
do something a lot more passive.I'm also coming off I've said it multiple
times on the show, but Ireally solidified it for some reason hearing you
talk about I could do other things? Is that part of like when I'm
playing a game for some reason,and it's very unfair, but my kids
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ruin it for me, Like whenI'm playing a game and then they wake
up. So unless I have complete, absolute, whatever I want to do
with the in the house right,nobody's but And it's not because they're doing
anything wrong, Like they're just interactingwith their father, like where is my
man cave exactly? Which is soweird, Like why would I want to
be away from them? I hadthe strongest search to go. I like
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talking to them about Minecraft because itreally mean, Yeah, it's fun that
there they're back into it. Theyplay together, they've been It's just so
funny that they've I've spent so muchtime arguing with them about paying for Fortnite
and putting so much money into itwhen they could be saving up for their
own PlayStation and TV in their room. And what they are now, what
they're doing is they're spending all oftheir time playing min Craft, which is
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an entirely free game. And you'relike, I hope I didn't ruin it
for them, but I said,I go, just just so you know,
I said, remember when you spendall that money on Fortnite. Now
you're playing a game that's free,and you're having the time of your lives
and you're both playing at the sametime. Like they've built a little village
like home for themselves and they're raisinganimals. You know, here's the here's
the reality of the premise that you'veyou've presented before them, is that there
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is no pain associated with the lossof that money that they could have had.
Yeah, for them, yeah,there is for you. You recognize
that they've spent four hundred dollars inbetween the two of them, probably right
probably four hundred bucks. And youknow what that means, you're or two.
They're at a stage in their liveswhere they don't have to buy butter
at the store and make that decision, Oh do I not get butter this
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month? Right? And I'm curiousto see if the younger one gets it
too, because the older one getsit and he's and he actively wants,
like, he wants a job,he wants to go now, he wants
to work, and he's going tobe eleven in a couple of weeks.
He's like, I want a jobnow. He's he knows he wants to
be a real estate agent. Andit's very interesting because when I was about
I was a little I was Jack'sage, I was I wanted to My
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dad always slicked his hair back,but I have calax and so I couldn't.
So if you look at an oldfamily, there's me trying to slick
my hair back a little bit likemy dad. I used to wear glasses
in first grade because my dad woreglasses and my grandfather had these ones I
had, like barely in your PSU. For the longest time, I thought
that's why I needed glasses, whichbecause I wore glasses, but I don't
know if it's your grandfather had them. Yeah, but my dad, that's
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true. That's funny my dad.So he wants to be a real estate
agent. So now he comes tome. He came with to an open
house and he does the open houseswith me. He helps to show the
house. It's great because they're they'rehuge, Like they diffuse all the tension.
Really, oh my gosh, becausethey're fine. They're dressed up in
nice button up shirts and look classyand they know stuff about the house like
I have. Jacob knows how tolike this one house I'm showing right now
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has a wall that opens up tothe backyard so that the indoors becomes the
outdoors, and so he knows howto do that. So I could literally
just indicate and he's just like alike a magician's But I told him,
I said, you should be aroundit, then you could do it.
But now I'm babbling about something thatI should Worsham and Sons real estate.
So he wants to he's trying todo the money and earn the things with
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the stuff. But they they're obsessedwith doing enchantments. So that is really
a lot of my video game worldas I become more so you your old
school stereotypical dad, where I'm like, I don't know. They're about games.
I don't know what my kid playsa Fortnite? What has happened to
you? I don't know. Idon't. I don't know. Like I
don't feel like I work too much, but I am working a lot,
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and I but I it's not likeI feel overwhelmed. I like what I
do. For a while, Iwas wrestling whether or not I had good
family work life balance, and nowI feel really good about it because the
times where I'm home and the kidsare home and I don't have to work
like it's all about them, I'mgood. And then there's times where I
have to work a little longer.But I just I don't have the free
time right now to where I canwrap my mind around just sitting and playing
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a game, because if I havefree time, I would rather watch a
show at this point in my lifeor hang out with my kids and my
wife. Well, I feel likeI should kidnap you and take you to
a remote location with just nothing butconsoles. I wonder if it would make
me break out in hives. Like, I don't think it would like,
but I'm gonna be honest, Like, the idea of that right now makes
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me a little nervous. Like,really, if I took you away from
your job because you love it somuch, not that I woo, that's
interesting. I wanted to say,I don't. I do love my job,
but I don't feel like I loveit an unhealthy amount. Can I
really evaluate that, like as myself? Can I properly? Because by nature,
right, if I'm overly obsessed withwhat I do, then I couldn't
see it. Well. There areonline tests you can tell whether or not
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you're addicted to something or obsessive compulsiveover something, or have an unhealthy relationship.
That's amazing. I want to dothat all the time. You can
test like are you There are thingsto tell liked are you? Do you
sacrifice the health of yourself or yourfamily in order to be with your job?
No? Do you like that you'rethis online test? Yeah? Click?
You didn't click? Click? Noclick, that's the That's one of
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the biggest ones of like. Andthen I think they kind of spiral.
Then they have questions that kind ofasked that same thing. But there was
one thing when we were on vacationlast week, and it was funny because
we played eighteen holes of golf becausethat's one of the things Jacob wanted to
do, and the whole family played. We had a great time. We
had a lot of interaction, butabout a third of the way through the
holes, like a deal came upthat I had to I could close this
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deal and get it going. Andin fact, now I'm in escrow because
of that conversation. And Jacob gota little frustrated because it was slowing down.
The golf came and I said,listen, man, I get that
you're frustrated. I said, butyou have to understand that we have to
do. Our work comes in spurts, and I said, this pays for
all of this. Like we're ableto go to San Diego spend a week
because of this one little moment.This one little moment could pay for three
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San Diegos right now. Wow.And so I go, that's I go.
So there will be a time wherethere'll be a lot more time.
Yeah, you know, down theroad, but right now it's going to
be hit or miss. And saidfour, oh, man, I'll show
you what my father is disconnected andthen we did the what was it?
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We did the we did a speedboattour of San Diego Harbor and he said
debt for this, can you notbe on your phone? Which I was
like, like, I don't thinkI'm on my phone that much, right,
I mean I work primarily from it, but I don't know it'd be
it. So I've I've decided Iwant to be like, hey, Jacob,
when I talked to you, canyou not be playing PlayStation? Yes?
That seems only fair. That seemsfair. That's good parenting right,
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passive aggressive, just the way kidslike it today. What have you been
playing? Well, let's take abreak. Details from Terria and I have
so much to tell you. Wehave done nothing that is good for the
show. And I apologized. Ifeel the same way. How about this
next week, I'm gonna come fullyloaded with like five gaming stories. You
know I do that. I've gotto have to shut up. I know
I have a trivia game that Imeant to do this week we forgot.
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But here's the duo. We haven'thad a show in over a month,
so we had a lot of catchingup to do. We had to catch
up with Ryan. There was SanDiego. There were golf balls. That
was what's the outer banks. Yes, it was an amazing Sure there was
no video games. Not true,it was a ton of video games for
me. Does everybody in your inlaw family play games? No? Did
you get your five? Have youever played a video game with your father?
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Yes? He played Sly Cooper oneand it was this trip, No,
the first trip ever, and itwas a bit of education at the
time, his son was still inhigh school and uh and then kind of
being snooty about playing video games andthat kind of thing. But he was
interested in, you know, thework I had done and wanted to honor
that and experienced the game. Andhe could not do it. He literally,
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father in law could literally not manageto move the character and toggle the
camera at the same time and hitthe jump. But the first first segment
of Sly one on the rooftop,I'm not exaggerating, took him thirty minutes
and he never got into the eventsomething that's supposed to doing this, and
he's kind of like he's kind ofgetting frustrated or he's kind of like,
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oh, this is fun. Iwish I could understand. No, he's
he was patient enough to where Iwas like, Okay, this isn't gonna
happen, and give it here andthen uh. And then he gained a
respect. And then years later hecame out to visit when our son was
born or daughter or somebody, andwe played uh Skylanders, and so I
let him taking controller, which isessentially like letting a two year old old
and and just mash buttons and he'slike, we're doing really well, and
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then literally character died. I waslike, well, it would be like
a Mario party, do you thinkwell? So we played quip Lash this
past trip, and so that's thegame we play. Yeah, we played
with these guys, so I downloadit because I thought it'd be fun for
them. Uh and because there's uhwhatever, ten adults in that can everybody
play on their phone, so everybodyplays in the fun that's why it's fun.
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So there's ten adults, but onlytwo so there's only eight players,
so two people had to be inthe audience. He played the first round.
He had some funny answers, butthen it was so uncomfortable for him
to play games that he eventually handedthe controller to one of the other family
members that were and then he justso happened to have a bull ice cream
and couldn't couldn't get into it.It's just not his thing. But here's
the deal of that's great about myfather in law, since we're talking about
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it, is that the man doesnot do games. We go and play
put butt golf as a family.He doesn't take a club like he'll help
some of the kids. Maybe hejust not even a board game. That's
the only thing he will do.No, he only likes one board game.
Oh wait, can I guess sure? All right, let's take a
break. Oh I was such agood clipfinger I felt, Um, I
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wanted to be so mundane. Iwanted to be like you're on the ladders.
I know, but that's what Iwanted to be. Uh. Is
it risk? No, okay,it's not Monopoly, to be fair.
He's played Seven Wonders with us.Didn't love it, but he's done it
because we were doing it as afamily. And this is a game he's
played from his own childhood. Nope, Oh, it's new. It's something
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you introduced very much. So Settlersof Catan. No, I hate thinking.
Oh I thought you like that.No, that's stupid. Really well,
and logs I never liked that game. We used to play that with
you all the time because of you. I hate it. It's so boring.
Really, thanks though, thanks fordoing that with me. I hated
that game. You hate it backgame? No, I don't think I
hated it then, But eventually thatwas my introduction to games that worst like
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Yeah by Hasbro. Yeah, exactly. I don't know more games could be
fun now, I'm no, I'mflum It's Magic the Gathering. Nope,
are amazing. I brought Magic theGathering to the family and other people have
liked it. It's not card based. It is a card based It is
a actual board game. Is itthe Is it Food Truck City? It
is Food Truck do it? Iknew I should have known that. I'm
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bad that it took me that longto figure it out. He loves so
food. But here's the thing.Does he love the game or is he
mostly love it because you created withyour kids? That's one hundred percent.
He loves it because I made itwith my kid. So it's a game
that Quinn wanted to design with thesethree years satisfying Yeah, and and so
we've designed it, we built it, and he is honestly the biggest fan
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of that game. Every time we'vecome, he's he mentions it several times
on the phone beforehand, and you'rebringing Food Trick City. I'm excited to
play Food Trick City. I madea second game the following year called um
U Tropic Plunder or something. It'sa terrible game. He still asks us
to bring that game, like thatgame is bad. I don't want to.
I we haven't played it since then. It's so dumb. He still
wants us to bring it. Wedon't bring that one. He loves Food
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Trick City so much that for hisbirthday this year, we designed a box
and ordered a new copy of it. And he has the East Coast edition
of Food Truck City, and hewas over the move. What makes it
different? It's just the only otherone on the planet because it's a homemade,
born game, caricature of him oranything. I just I did some
(40:50):
improvements and whatever, and then wenever had a box. So now it
has a box. And I didall that first, but that was his
birthday present and we played it multipletimes the night he's making your mother in
love play or do you think likeyou really you know what I mean?
Like no, I hope, soyou can do it right, I don't
really want watch Netflix. Let's playFood Truck City, hack him on fun
you get the egg. He's sucha great guy. He's a very nice,
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he's very very honor Tails from Tiriaand Food Truck City after this time,
(41:57):
most depressive. My friend, didyou pull up the reverb at the
end there? Or it was Ijust in harmony with myself? No,
you were pulled. I pulled offthe reverb. I decided at the end,
as you were fading out, Iwould at breath, I would fade
out the rever and then and herewe are back in normal. I can't
talk for a week after we dealwith Tales from Tria. Thank because we
do it every week. So unlessI get busy, you go on vacation,
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than I go on vacation, andthen we take July. Okay,
I got a podcast tonight and ohgood, just in time to we could
just record it. We say thatevery time, we say that every time.
So huge news in the world ofTales for Tiria expansion. I wish
I in the since so we've doneone episode in UH in like four weeks.
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UH. In that time, Ihave played Guild Wars for about twenty
minutes in this entire month and ahalf. Yes, And is it because
there is no new quote unquote contentthat's being rolled out. I thought there
would be like a bomb bomp.Thanks. Oh they got so many much
(43:13):
more satisfied. Uh. Yeah.I I've played for I've I've logged in
every day that is not stopped.But what really what we were talking about
earlier about being a streamer and feelinglike video games were your job. I
realized that that was what was startingto happen with Guild Wars, And honestly,
a big partia big portion of itI've come to discover is because of
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Tales from Tia. That's why Ihave two legendaries. Man. Yeah,
since so before we did brought thepodcast back and I did Tales from Terria.
I would play Guild Wars all thetime, but then new games would
come in my life and I'd goand play Horizon zero don or whatever,
and then at the end of theday, I go and log in for
for a minute and that would literallybe the end of it. Of like
(43:57):
I just it would be my endof the routine. I'd be brushing my
teeth and log into Guild Wars,and then when something new or it just
count my fancy, then I wouldplay that again for a bunch. But
then something happened when we when Ifelt like I had a report on it,
I felt like I had to playevery night, and I think I
was playing for about twenty minutes minimumevery day. I got tired. I
got tired, and so then therewas I was after the legendary, and
(44:21):
I was letting up all these characters, and I was exploring all the map,
and I wanted everything everything this,yeah, this, And what I
didn't want to have happen is thatI didn't want to make myself play the
game right because I want I stilllove it. I love the work that
I've done. I still loaded upevery night and log in. I go,
this game's cool, but I go, there's nothing in me right now
(44:44):
that's going play more of this,do more of this. So it was
like, I need to take abreak. August thirtieth is their seven year
anniversary, So at the end ofthis month there'll be a whole festival celebrating
seven years. They're going to reallytalk about what's next in the next season.
There'll be a lot new content andthings. I'm like, that sounds
great, I can do that.Then we gotta change this segment. Then
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well, I have a suggestion.Oh good, I was gonna. I
was gonna put us in with allthe tai pod model. Oh that's a
good idea as well. See ifthey were gonna. I wanted to try
to suss out the nerd rage ifwe stopped doing Tales Friteria every episode,
every episode. But I mean,I can still do the chant and then
tell you that I logged in.I get I've got the daily rewards for
(45:30):
the past seven days. It's just, uh, it's all that Tales Friteria.
I gotta I got a sword fromgandor there we go. You got
a sword from Gandar Kevin Miller loggedin. That's more work than I do
right now. I'd kill like I'min in a little lagoon with some MOA's.
They're like giant pink Cliff flamingos.I log in and just to make
(45:52):
sure that I did it. Ialways do something in the game so that
it later I can remember, oh, I did that thing. So I
kill like one pink Cliff flamingo andI get like a claw Kevin Miller got
a claw and Guild Wars two ortwo copper check it off just just in
also on the table two copper.So instead of Guild Wars too, My
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PC gaming time has cycled back toa classic game, StarCraft two. You
remember StarCraft two? It was anotherPC game that I failed to get you
into. Do you know? Umthat what you remember? What I remember
of StarCraft is that that was theoptional table. Yes, at your bachelor
party, very much was around thedining room table. Uh. It came
(46:36):
up recently on Facebook memories really yes, because it was it had the picture
of my living room or whatever,and it should I go look at that,
that's Kevin's batchelor party and uh andit's funny because the only picture from
that event probably were busy playing games. It was a great time. Well
we should do it again, ahuge bucket of meat and video games and
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dudes, everyone should be as luckyas made out, best man as Alison
as you can. We do aten year reunion of it. Would that
be a good and now our kidscan join us? Yeah, yeah,
it's uh, I just have toWe might have to do it on a
different time of year because now lastyear, I repeated this we talked about
on the show where. But here'sthe thing. Growing up, Kevin,
who's about to get married, canunderstand that. You know, this is
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kind of a one and done fiveYeah. Uh, soon to be eleven
year old Jacob was like, Ijust want to do the same thing we
did last year. That was awesome. So Dad, just go pick up
four TV's at Best Buy and thenplay four night with my buddies and we'll
pack it up and do it againnext like, or just own a bunch
of TVs? How hard is that? Uh? Come on, Dad,
(47:42):
PlayStations for all. It's so funnybecause I'm wondering, like, what what
age will he be? Where hewill? He was like, No,
I'm never that's a great that's whatI did. I screwed that up.
But yeah, let's do a tenyear reunion this plan. So uh side
note, I have to tell youwhat's wrong with my PlayStation before this ends,
and then we'll redeem ourselves by actuallytalking about video games for this ebisode.
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Everyone, No, it's my faultlesswe share the plane. You're not
in frame out of this for goingto better I'm here, So if you're
not familiar with StarCraft. You shouldbe because it's great. They have a
Warcraft three is doing a relaunch laterthis year. So Warcraft three was the
game that It's also by Blizzard,and they're both top down real time strategy
(48:28):
games. Warcraft three started before StarCraft, right, Yes, the original Warcraft
predated StarCraft. Then there were StarCraftand a bunch of other warcrafts, and
then StarCraft two is very recent andare these are also connected to World of
Warcraft. So World of Warcraft isthe same world as as Warcraft three,
just as a so they took thesame myth and they dropped you inside of
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it. There's been talk of doingthe same thing with StarCraft. I don't
think it's ever gonna happen. Peoplehave built mods of it using the StarCraft
engine and you can have like aWorld of StarCraft kind of game. Um.
But what's exciting about it, umis that it's a It's a thriving
game to this day. Like Itold it to somebody I was playing,
They're like, oh, getting backinto old games. I'm like, it's
not really an old game because it'sBlizzard. They do a good job of
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keeping their their games live. Onthis past Saturday, I went to go
log on and the loading window hadtheir Twitch stream in it, and there
were people playing StarCraft, which they'redoing all the right and right now.
If we flipped on Twitch, there'speople played and they still play the game
for money. It's an esport.For a while in Korea it was considered
(49:35):
yeah, exactly. So I logon on a Saturday morning. For a
while there it was just that big. I mean, it's still big,
but it's not as big um.I log on Saturday morning and there were
ten thousand people watching that Twitch streamof people playing StarCraft. It's ten thousand.
Did you watch it? I watchedit for about fifteen minutes. Enjoyed
it. Oh yeah, it's greatto watch pros play that game at that
level. So one of the thingsthat that they very cleverly did towards the
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end of the of the cycle ofthe game is they introduced a new gameplay
in the game has two main modesto it. There's a campaign, which
is what I've always enjoyed, whichis a story using the same mechanisms,
and you go through this story usingthese armies and stuffing you pass or fail.
The esport out of the game isthat We're two equally matched people on
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a map raising armies and fighting againsteach other, and that is really challenging.
And that's what you play with onlinewith friends were at our party,
like I'd be playing with a friendor we'd play against each other. Well,
they recently developed, I say recentlyin the life of the game,
but it wasn't like last week,a co op mode where you are dropped
(50:42):
into the middle of a scenario whichchanges all the time. You get to
play whatever race you want, andyou either with one friend or one random
stranger, complete this scenario together usingspecial what they call commanders that have a
stripped down version of all the unitsthat are available, so be like,
you know your your superhero only hasthis set of tools, and then a
(51:05):
different guy has this set of tools. Um. Back when the game first
launched, there were very specific guysfrom it, and then since then they've
they've added more that thing you canpay for, and I've always avoided the
paid for guys, but I thought, well, I'm back into this,
and let's see if some of thesepaid for guys are interesting. And there's
this one character that is a Zurg. I like to play as the Zurg.
(51:27):
They are creatures. Uh. Thatstarts out as like a normal sized
creature guy. He's an ancient Zurgfrom the primal people and he's part of
the mythos and he talks to mymind. He's like Invader Zim. I
don't know why. Yeah, he'ssimilar, but Zerg the why am I?
Oh you're thinking of yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, Emperor Zurg.
Yeah, that's with the you.These guys are with a z. If
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you in more preg worlds, likein Guildwor's, we'll still talk about zurging
something because of what the Zurg do. Their their power is in their numbers.
You just get a ton of zurglings, which are lily these a little
like creature things that are terrifying.You just swarm it with that. It's
like spamming them with him. Soto play as this primal Zerg, you
start as this kind of meaty guyand he talks about getting essence for people.
(52:15):
And then the more you defeat otheressence and it's like DNA. So
as you kill stuff, little DNAsymbols show up and the guy starts to
eat them, and then it unlocksmore abilities for this one unit, and
you can unlock these other monsters thatwill fight with him. But meanwhile,
your core Donka is his name,gets bigger and bigger and bigger, and
(52:35):
eventually this is important to know.Within the game, there are air units
and land units, and then thereare some things that can only fight land
units. There's something that's only fightair units, and if there's things that
like I can only shoot stuff inthe air. Eventually, this creature Donka,
he gets so large that things thatcan hit air units can finally hit
him because he's a freaking godzilla.That's fun. So you start every game
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starts with him talking about he's justlike normal drop lines are like I will
survive, I will be we willwin, we will determine. And then
by the end he's talking about howwe are the they come to hunt,
but they will be hunted. Weare masters of our fate. But his
vorses worked on here and it startslike up here in this register. So
(53:22):
it's like this epic journey every twentyminutes, these incredible battles. Uh.
And it's been a ton of funto get back into the StarCraft. Uh.
So your your plan is that weare going to this segment this time
during the show we're just gonna like, we're gonna talk about whatever it is
that you choose to play, likea like it's a spinning, wheeling baby.
(53:44):
Or we can talk to the fans. What are you playing now?
We'll do tales from the mod Squad. I like that. That's funny,
Ryan, good question. What amI flaying? That's good question? What
are you playing? How do younot know? Yeah? Uh, because
in our waning moments, what Ihave to uh throw myself on the mercy
(54:06):
of the court. My PlayStation,I think is is on its way out.
Eat overheats all the time down,Yeah, like it. A blue
screen comes up and says, yourPlayStation is too hot. You must shut
it down to the point where Iuse a laptop cooling pad on it,
and I actually, in some caseswhere I'm know I'm pushing it, I
(54:27):
put a real fan on the outside, like a like a room fan outside
of the PlayStation, just to keepit down. What I broke you?
Yeah, guys together because sly Coopercan't not have I So I have an
(54:49):
older PS four. You have apro right, No, you just upgraded
the hard drive. I did.Yeah. Yeah. What I'm trying to
decide is do I do I justhang out here and hope that the thing
won't crash and cling to a PSfive coming out, Or do I have
to bite the bullet and go buyan upgrade? Or do I just do
(55:10):
you have a PlayStation three? Yes, of course I use it all the
time. Then why are you wait? You're gonna have a PS four even
when the PS five comes out?Sure? Sure, so why not just
get your PS four so that youdon't like, here's the thing. If
you the PS five will be backerscompatible, Okay, thenn't wait. I'm
(55:30):
just saying I think in my opinion, and maybe I'm misreading you, but
I would say that it would belike if you have time to hang out,
or what if like you and thekids are playing or the whole family's
playing this game and then just goesyeah, and then you're like, oh,
the PS four is the center thatyou're like, I gotta go.
I mean, if if it's not, like if it's like oh well,
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just like if when that happens,you're like, great, let's go get
a new one. Yeah, andif nobody cares, like it's not going
to be a pain in the butt, get the kids in the car or
if you know what I mean,Like, if it doesn't bother you that
if it would be fun for everybodyto go together. Yeah, Like I
just feel like like going to thekennel to get a new puppy. Yep,
well, and we'll name the PSfour puppy exactly. But I just
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feel like there's more opportunity for negativeexperience to just wait it out, whereas
there is all positive because for alimited time you will have two PlayStation fours
in your house that you can networktogether. Because I was thinking, I
need my PlayStation to be an optimalperformance for your son's birthday party. Yeah,
but should I get a legitimate coolingpack? Because I think I've shared
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this before that I got a coolingfan for the back and it made it
too hot. But I haven't doneone of the tilt ninety degree cooling pads
yet. I think if I wasin your shoes, I would buy a
new PlayStation four pro slim like andget it all decked out because this is
your thing, right, this iswhat you love. You get that And
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because how much is the cooling thing? Like fifty bucks? Oh, I
don't know, so I don't knowfor the slim well, no, I'm
saying, you get the cooling thingfor the old one, oh interest,
and then you could you could doa little market research to see how how
effective that is. And because whatyou could be doing is as a preemptive
measure. Right, you have yourPlayStation, but you also have a PlayStation
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of the same, like you couldplay Plants versus Zombies with your kid,
both of you on full screen.How in the world have we entered a
timeline where it's possible for me toown two PS fours before you own two
PS fours. Listen, it's autopsyTrump. Trump has done a lot to
us. That's true. You knowwhat I mean. We are in the
word. I don't know what's up. We don't know what's down. It's
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uh, it's it's wouldn't if wecould get along right right, so we
would be nice if we could getif we could get a PlayStation four for
everyone, for everyone one everyone,Yes, we want deal, Get it
on sale, Get it on sale. I was gonna say, are there
Labor Day sales for a PlayStation four? No? Thanks Donald, Thanks,
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thanks brilliant. We ventured the postshow. You're already doing drops well.
I think after this podcast we shouldtalk to our moderators in the Twitch stream
and find out what they think shouldhappen for the for the new segment,
or for what's happening in games.I also just have this important question for
you. Will you play StarCraft withme? Oh? I have to play
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it on the computer though, Yeah, that's why I asked. Yeah,
you got to go in and getit and do it and do it nicely
so everyone's happy. Yeah, I'mgonna Why did I ever think of this
before? While we sit here,I could be playing StarCraft. Oh,
but then we can stream at thesame time. I could play Guild Wars.
Yeah. Get a PlayStation four anda laptop, so then you have
a laptop for streaming. Yes,well I bet you. I could on
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my laptop. We could stream.How hard is it to get the Twitch?
I don't need to play video gameswhile we're streaming that it's pretty fun.
That would be cool. People saidthat we we lots of people do
that. We choose to podcast,while in fact, I think our stream
is actually in a camping group,right, That's where it was before.
Yeah, then you wonder why youget yourself in trouble. We should end
this show. We have There wereno rails and now we're just we've run
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aground. This has been Chip andthe Dog on K four eight seventy nine,
Wichita Classic Rock. That's okay,we should back in a way.
I like that. I like tojust play this is it fop swet we
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do? We do as the Presidentwere still perfect, absolutely still recording.
Well, we got to do this. This is how we leave. Oh
that's right, I forgot. It'sbeen so long, all right, So
you could do join the other likefinded people wagh in on what we should
do for the Tales for Tirius segmentby going to bit dot, Lee,
(01:00:08):
Slash, gamer Land discord. Justtalking about it makes me started to interrupt.
You don I just want to gohome and play Guilders. Now.
I think I have an addiction.I think I'm a problem the gap very
happy, Yeah, donorry, You'regonna be very happy. It's gonna be
a good idea. Uh So,go to bit dot, Lee, Slash,
gamer Land discord and you could jointhe discord talk to other like minded
(01:00:29):
people. What else you could do? I watch Kevin twitch yeah, probably
on his new PlayStation by going totwitch dot tv, slash the Kevin Miller
uh and I think, I thinkthat's every that's everything, right, that's
all, that's all we ever do. That's the American dream right there.
It is to have two PlayStations inevery household. That's what everybody should have.
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On behalf of the Kevin Miller dotCom. This is justin worship saying
okay bye, okay bye, okaybye