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One good fight on Okay, bye, good question, Hello, and welcome
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to the gamer Land Podcast. Iam your host, Justin Horsham with me
as always is the one, theonly the the Kevin com I had a
stroke there my brain shut down.Okay, Oh I can't. Yeah,
I'm fine. I can do CPR. Uh. No, I think I'm
good. I can do the PFC. I think the only thing wrong with
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me is I think it's okay tomake a joke about a stroke. Is
that not allowed? I think itshouldn't be, Probably because you're over forty
now and you're concerned about strokes.Not for me. I feel like I
don't know why. I just waslike, I'm shocked of all the things
that you say and do that thisyear, this seems Jimminy Cricket is calling
yellow flag on this of all things. I think it's because it feels like
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it could like land close to home, I could call, I could be
rude to our listeners because to me, that's so far fetched. Although the
funnier part is that I think alot of times I do these bits,
like one time, what's happening ofsomebody shushed me? Recently? I'm scared.
I was at a legislator. I'mon the Ledge Committee, which is
like the law committee for our associationor real trial. So we have like
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a government affairs director to come inand they talk about the new laws or
what's going on legally in real estateand housing and blah blah blah. And
I said something. I pretended toyell like I was yelling, but I
was doing a bit. We're likeher, Oh sure, scared another and
she had a visceral response to shushme. I've got kids at home.
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I don't need this here. Idon't know this done. No. I
think she's a single lads yelling.My mom had the same thing. We
were up visiting my mom over theweekend. It was her dad's birthday,
my grandfather obviously, and uh wego up there and the kids were playing
pictionary for the first time and theywere very passionate about as they are for
any game. Yeah that has awinner. And she couldn't hang with the
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noise. She was like, oh, you give me a headache with all
the screaming. And now, so, if you've listened to the show for
any length of time more than ayear, you know that previously your career
was in comedy and then in radio, which is big personality. Yeah.
Right, Now you're a real estateguy selling things. You spend a lot
of time being cordial with people,being kind of an everyman. Probably should
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do you. I was going toask, do you find that this filter
that now says maybe I shouldn't makea joke about no about strokes. Do
you think it's it's that muscle beingdeveloped. No, I don't think so.
I mean it could be. Itvery likely could be. Because I
was I was also on a committeeto do a fundraiser for our nonprofit or
verbal Ethics. I was booted withinthe first half, black balled for saying
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the word black balls. Uh,wheels within wheels, No, I was.
They kept they I was the chairof this thing, and they wanted
me to go, and I didn'tknow what I was doing really, and
I kept saying, I'm like,I'm not the person who should chair this,
but because nobody wanted to chair it, I ended up being the chair.
So I have to go meet withthis company that's going to provide these
auction items and the shorter version ofthe stories. At one point I said
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no longer version. Gave us thelonger come on alright, we did it.
We made it to the longer one. I said, I call listen,
I listen. I support it,because the last thing I would want
if I'm up there auctioning off theseitems is to try to pitch something that
is starting bid is at three thousanddollars and then nobody bids and just feel
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everybody, everybody, everybody's buttholes puckerin the room. Yes, and then
and nobody reached it except for oneof the people. She was like justin.
I was like, what what's up. That's like saying fart in church
in church. And so this auctionevent that we were preparing for, we
didn't sell enough tickets and so wehad to cancel last and this other realtor
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who's going to be the new presidentassociation, did this great thing where he
did a mixer where he saved itright, and I jokingly kept calling it
the half ass auction. Nice anduh. And so when I went to
talk to the board of directors forour foundation about it, the same person
who just came to me and justsaid, hey, just so you know,
when you talk to them, don'tcall it the half ass auction.
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And exactly, I said, youknow, it's funny, I said.
I want you to know I wouldhave not called it that. I said,
I don't think it's unfair that youfelt the need to tell me you
you've you've marked the situation accurately.I think it's fairly red. I'm not
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that bad, but I don't.There's nothing in my past with you that
would show you otherwise. Right,So, so what I'm saying is you're
not crazy exactly. That's good point. I validate your attempt to protect me
from myself. Cut to welcome tothe half ass Auctiondifi now in Burbank,
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which I assume this is where thiswas happening. What kind of things are
you auctioning? Because it doesn't everybodyrile around in Tesla's and eat nachos for
breakfast and just there's a fried chickenmachine in your home. Most of what
we auction is either for the lowlevel it's a week at a small private
island, and then the midlevel,yes, the mid level fire island.
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I know it. It's more ofa fun. It's not really a prize
as much as it is. It'sjust a it's a fun thing they do
where you it's called swap servants.No, that's mid level prize, and
then the high level is you actuallyget to own the private island. Oh
wow, yeah, that's what wedo. It's self for charity, guys,
that's all. That's very It's justa bunch of rich white people trying
to help those who are not thosethings. Paying people to eat golf balls
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for money. Yeah, that's justfun. That's worth twenty thousand dollars right
there. In all seriousness. Oneof the cool items was the one of
the brokers has a collector's Rolls Royceand he was allowing somebody to drive it
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for the weekend, like and thenanother broker partnered with him and said,
I'll buy you dinner at this reallynice steakhouse in Burbank. Oh so you
have a dollar bottle of scotch.That was like a night out with David
Fogg and Bilto. Who are thetwo? Do you have to do this
at the same time? Because Iwant to go in the Rolls Royce and
not be driving. David Fogg didask please don't be drinking the Scotch while
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driving. Yeah, I think that'svery obvious. Now again, being Burbank,
home of Disney, you didn't haveany passes to Disney Plus that wasn't
negative Disney Plus. I wasn't onanybody's radar. I think, oh,
when was this this was? Well, it was last spring and it happened
this fall. Yeah, but Idon't I don't know. Maybe it should
have been, but I feel likeit didn't really start. The Mandalorian,
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which I don't think is the realname. Yeah, that's it. Keep
thinking. I kept thinking, it'sthat the small guitar, which is just
a yeah, yeah, if atany point he could play a laser blaster
like a small guitar, just sowe all could be on the scene,
that's going to happen very But Ifeel like they've been talking about Mandalorian and
Disney Plus for at least a year. I mean I didn't hear it until
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recently, really, and then that'snot possible, I know. And then
I bought it. You already haveit. I'm a pretty This is one
of the few things I early adopted. What did you buy one of the
discounted three year pass ones or didyou just buy the subscription? I bought
the subscription. Oh you you gothosed, because yeah, you could have
had you gotten it just a littleearlier. In your earlier adopter, you
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could have gotten it for five dollarsa month if you purchased three years at
once. I think I did dothat. Oh you did, okay,
because otherwise for a lot? Yeah? You you wrote it was like I
have to look, don't look now, okay, I do want to look.
Okay, Well, I mean youdidn't sign up for a subscription for
seven dollars you paid? Oh,I paid a lot of it? Okay,
Yeah, then you bought the thingyou bought the three could well?
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I wonder if they have a thingwhere it's not it's not I thought I
bought a lot, but an actualityit didn't buy a lot. It sounds
like you did. I mean,if it was trying to pay seven dollars,
I think it it might have beenjust under one hundred, which doesn't
sound like is the thing I couldnot bring myself to drop, you know
whatever, would be two hundred andeighty dollars for three years subscription for something
I haven't touched yet. It justfelt wrong. But now I already knew
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I was going to get a dayone, So I don't know if I
made the right choice or not.I don't know either this. It's now
I realized that I bought it.I think no, I went online.
Why isn't it showing up on mycredit card? Have you downloaded the app
yet? Is there an app?Not that I'm aware? Do I have
to wait till the day to downloadthe app? What? I The part
that made me hesitate was that,at least right now though, I found
online an article that said it wouldbe shocking if we didn't work out a
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deal with Amazon before our launch onNovember something like it. So, because
I watch mostly most TV now ison my Amazon Fire. I have an
Apple TV which is compatible with DisneyPlus, but they don't have it for
the Fire because Roku. I guess, oh, I see that that part
of Amazon. I got it.Yeah, We're in a whole new world.
I can't keep track. I don'twant to keep track. I just
want them to fight each other,and I'll take whatever scraps come after when
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it's done. That's like, Idon't need to be on top of what
streaming service as what? Who cares? No, it's gonna be okay.
I'm going to get it. Don'tget me wrong. I just it's an
Amazon Fire or you Apple TV youknow. We we have an Apple TV,
but it's like a Gen two,so it's useless. I can't get
any Like we have Apple TV rightnow because I bought the new iPhone.
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Can't watch anything on it. It'spointless. Um, so that's about.
We have a PS three now wealso have a PS four, so come
on, come on. Anything youstream you watch through your PS four?
Uh yeah yeah yeah, or thePS tho TVs. No. We do
PS three and PS yeah and anApple We do Apple TV for like Netflix,
but eventually that's not gonna work.That Gen two. It's gonna just
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open up. There's gonna be arat living in there and be like,
oh that's why there's like forty ofyou in there. Thank you for your
time and your lack of interest.iTunes like you're not even a thing anymore.
Oh it tunes the ghost rat.And I was made for this purpose.
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Yeah, yeah, that's boggles mymind. Like when I put a
boot up the p S three andthen for a while was connecting my PS
vita to it, remember, andI was like this PS vita or sorry,
this PS three was built before theyconceived the PS vita, so they
have to like retcon software or somethingto get it to register that the Vida
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is even a thing. It's like, I have no idea. I don't
know what you are. And that'swhere the app, the Gen two is.
It's like, what's an iPhone eleven? Does the clock even go that
eye? I thought iOS stopped atCatalyst or whatever they were called. How
how did you get to know?I didn't even know what the name of
what I'm at right because now theystopped using numbers. Yeah, it's like
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iOS on the on the computer.Yeah, it's like links or Sierra.
Didn't they move to toppings for tacos? It's like let us yes, because
Cilantro's mail was not good, likeit just it wasn't fun. Yeah,
well half of you know, there'sa population that genetically makes that taste like
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soap. So they were like mostpeople there, I don't know that they
thought of that. Maybe that's partof the problem. Yeah, they're like,
wait, can't I can't use thisemail it tastes like soap? Do
you ever ever think that? Inthe meetings that they have at Apple that
they're like, let's see, likewhat what can we really like how far
can we push it before people stopusing our product. I don't. I'm
pretty sure that the marketing team atApple lives inside a box about the size
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of this, where the walls areall painted black and they're putting veal cutlets
on their head and just like weare fashion, we are fashion, we
are trend status fashion. Oh Googleloo, I think that's what's happening because
they just do whatever the hell theywant, Like that's that's what the people
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wanted. Yeah, because we've decidedGoogle fashion. Somebody told me it was
using it as an analogy for whatis easy. Somebody said, it's like
the difference, you know, likebetween using an iPhone and having a Samsung.
Yeah, that's they were basically sayingthat the iPhone, it just does
it for you, Yes, butthe Samsung, you like, you have
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to you have to work. It'slike an actual device. You have to
understand where buttons are right. Butyou know, I'm sorry, the iPhone
has gotten to the place where thefunctionality is no longer intuitive. Like do
you know that if you hold downthe space bar on your text you can
move the cursor around? No,But I feel like apples, those kinds
of things are like the in andout menu. I don't know if that's
a that's what I'm saying, butthey didn't used to be that. It
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was Riginally, the whole point ofthe iPhone was I pick it up and
I know how to use it.I just it's so obvious. Now it's
like, where where do you haveto go through? I'm also mad.
We're mad about it. Now youhave to go through the tutorial because it
did show you that stuff. AlthoughI, like most people, I just
skipped through, but I here's whatI think. There's a two tutorial.
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Yes, I didn't even do theone that got away from it. That
wasn't what I meant to say,But then as I started to say it,
I was like, well that's morefun. Though, GOING think it's
very strong. Thank you. No. I think that I wonder if if
I met a mindset I'm not awareof it that I'm like, if this
would be so much easier if Icould just do this and I do it
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and the phone already does it?Oh, really like, here's it.
I have an Apple Watch now andit's one of the can see what time
it is. One of the thingsthat I realized was that I was looking
through it and there's shortcuts there's nowautomation that you could build into your iPhone.
Sure, I saw like widgets ondroids have had that for ten years,
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but go on, I didn't knowthat because I've only had an iPhone.
But this I was like looking throughit, and it was funny because
I was like, Oh, Ilike shortcuts, I like automation. Yeah,
but none of them really applied toOne of the most appealed to me,
which I thought was fascinating, wasa laundry timer. Now right now,
what happens is I put my laundryin and then I I say,
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okay, remind me, like,I'll set a timer so it reminds me
when it's done. But I justsay, hey, sorry, set a
timer for one hour. And whatyou're about to say, I don't care
what it is. Is it reallyeasier than just doing what you just said?
No, okay the automation, Nois that. What it does is
you say, I think you say, hey, sorry, run laundry or
whatever, yeah, and then runlaundry timer. And what it does is
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it creates a calendar event and thencreates a task that starts like in an
hour to tell you that your laundryis done. Why is that any different
than it just going b B BB being You're like, because it hasn't
in have any two hours? Whydid I set this alarm? Right,
I need to go move my laundryaround, and I did. But I
did use it because now you know, you could say, hey, Siri
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call and I really hope this issetting off air. I hope it is,
Hey, Siri call grandma. Yeah, I got my work for me,
and I get yeah, I gotyours. So I got about all
of this. I recorded art conversation. Oh I don't I don't have a
grandma call. Thanks Siri, Thanksfor that, bitch, Come on,
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have some courtesy, cried out loud, so terrible. But um ever got
was Oh? I did create shortcutsbecause I noticed that when I tell my
phone to call like a person,yeah, it gets the contact wrong.
So I made a shortcut for that. Oh okay, that makes I don't
know if this is gonna help,but that's what I should do that because
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there's a few names that it doesn'tknow. Now, I of course converted
my sirie to Australian accent because whenshe gets miss stakes wrong, now I
don't get madded. I just gooh, we're from different countries. It
happens all the time. It's aninternal you can but I just like the
lady better. I like the dude. Really, it's so interesting. I
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don't know why I always found theGPS voice the female to be off putting.
And it's not because I don't likewomen, or it's not that I
think I'm nagging. My joke wasis that I have a woman already telling
you what to do, and youand the GPS goes, ha ha ha,
I love you. Let's scape atparfash at all platonic. Which is
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so funny that we're talking about thisbecause I got a video sent to me
from my kids school that they loveto show off this idea. It's always
funny when they get something new,but it's not like it's so this video
is supposed to explain to me myson's score yea for like a standardized test,
and where he is, and it'stailored to me. So you watch
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this pre produced video that looks like, you know, I think it's Korea
right where they do the computer generalrecreations of news stories and so it's that
and you're walking through and it sayswe're going to talk to you about Jacob
Stephen Hawkins is coming for you.And it's like it's funny because you watch
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this whole, like minute long videothat basically contains fifteen seconds of pertinent information.
And I was just sitting there going, oh my gosh, guys,
we have our school is operating ina severe deficit. This does not look
good for you. I really hopethis is provided by the State Level Testing
Service. Sure it is, Ihope so, because if this was birbig
money, this is horrible. Yeah, don't you have Disney. It wasn't
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Disney plus built here? Yeah,howey, you do this wrong? And
it looked bad. It's like theanimation was all tacky and horrible, Like
my favorite part is talking about yourlanguage arts scores. And then the teacher
that was pointing out a thing toshow the kid's score they took for the
math. That teacher left at anotherteacher stepped in, like you didn't go
to a different room. This isa teacher left. It came in.
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I'm evidently the math teacher. Itsounds like an instructional video for the airport
or are you when you're taking off, like put on your seat belts and
do these nine things and yes,try to speak. Yeah, I'm sorry,
we've followed down. I had onequestion for you before we go to
the break um Disney Plus. Sowhat are you excited to watch? I
only bought it for the Mandolin.That's it. That's it. That Mandalorian
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will make you really excited, exactly. But if I could just see somebody
vault though, there's so much inthere, all the old Disney movies.
Angry because all the Marvel movies.I just bought this, well, all
of them. You have a wholecollection, good, all of them.
Uh what about gummy bears that willbe on there? Gummy Bears? I'm
pretty sure Ducktails is I think GummyBears is also in there. Yeah,
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that'd be exciting. There was asweet Gummy Bears. I will show it
to my kids. For all ofyou listening. One day you will have
children, if you don't already,and you will show them something from your
childhood. Yeah, is very awesome, and they will be like this is
awesome. Yes, and they'll makeyou feel like everything from your childhood is
awesome. And then you will showhim something that to you maybe not be
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It won't be as culturally significant likeStar Wars. I think it's hard pressed
to find a kid who's like hardpass Yeah, not hard. My kid's
like stuff. Whatever, take it, I'll leave it. Yeah absolutely,
Oh that's interesting. Yeah, Ithink it's I can't tell if it's to
just because I think it's full ifhe's doing it. But I really think
he never talks about it. He'snever like, hey, this is from
this. He loves Marvel movies,loves to talk about the gems and what
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each of them do and why,but like he's never once been like,
what's the difference between a Joyed anda Jawa? Like it just doesn't care.
Yeah, well so the name.Maybe my point is wrong because I
was going to say that if it'sa culture significant thing, then my kids
have always been on board. Likethey love Ghostbusters, which so does your
son. What's in an Indiana Jones, jacob RELI. They both love Star
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Wars. I don't think the PotterI love Harry Potter, Star Trek.
I don't think I've shown him anyof the Star Trek movie. I tried
to. My daughter likes it.How about that's our that's on our for
some reason. That still beats alot of things out of my son's heart.
He hasn't seen it now in years, but he and his two he
would just watch it on loop.Oh great, it's I think it's because
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it's a wacky talking robot and that'stranscendent. We watched Fly to the Navigator
and did not hold up, No, it doesn't know because it's not about
what you think it's about. Onceshe looked back and watch it. But
it did give my family one ofour favorite jokes to repeat. There's the
new bit in my family's to makefun of my wife for two things.
That's a new bit. Yep.Okay, well maybe it's now that my
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kids are on five My kids havegotten onto the bandwagon is and now part
of my bid is to say,no, you don't get to make fun
of your mother. Only I makefun of her until you're a professional.
But you have your own wife,you can make fun of her. Got
it right. So one of themis that she claims to have seen both
Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus Starbucks.Yeah yeah, yeah, But every time
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she identifies a celebrity in a moviewhich is in their environment, she always
says they're the wrong person. Right, Oh, oh, that's so.
And so from this movie. Nope, they were never in that movie.
You're absolutely wrong. Uh. Andmy favorite thing is that whenever it happens
to be a black actor or actress, I always go racist. Yes,
that's not okay. It's amazing howmany movies Samuel L. Jackson he must
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have not even like it's not evenwho are the two? Like, uh,
Laurence Fishburne? And uh, whycan't I think of the guy who
also gets confused for Laurence Fishburne.Samuel Jackson is yeah, oh yeah,
I was on that guy. Yeah, exactly. So. The other one,
though, is is that she sometimesjust says these maccab things, like
we're watching Flight of the Navigator,which starts with a sequence of like dogs
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catch frisbee yea yea yeah, anddid I tell the story already? You
have finish. I'm sorry, godo it now. Where she goes she
said all these dogs are dead,like but she didn't say it is like
I said it wrong, like allthese dogs. She goes, all these
dogs are dead like she just says, I'm like, why, that's the
start of the movie. Yes,Also, all the leaves on the trees
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are gone, and those clouds don'tnever be seen again. My kids.
Every time she says something that's likedark or something like that, they laugh.
And all these dogs are dead.Oh, I think, I think
I see a Christmas present coming.That's a great T shirt, it is.
And then you put a picture ofRocky on here, your actual dead
dog, which is another thing.I'll tell you this quick story and we'll
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take a break. But we're visitingmy mom, and my mom has a
hound dog that was similar in ageto Rocky, obviously younger and uh,
but behaves kind of similar because she'salso a hound dog. And she started
doing this thing where she licks everybody. And my mom was like, I
don't know why, she just reallystarted to doing that recently. And Jacob
goes, she's trying to get allher goodbyes in oh, and he said
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it like and hard and silent.Yeah, I'm sure silent, not amused.
My only friends when you leave hereand you're talking about her dad,
she's over here licking me. You'regonna leave me goodbye? But if it
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was fine, But like his grandma, my my dad and my stepmom loved
to tell the story. One timeJack was out here in the back of
our house watching news in our backhouseand uh, and he looked at my
mom's hands and he goes, you'reyou're gonna die soon. Oh my gosh,
what what what makes you say that? He goes, because you have
old skin? Look at your hands? Yes? How old was he?
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He was five or somewhere. Disturbing. Yeah, they completely don't care.
Yeah, any of that stuff Ihave made them. I raised the Listen,
we wanted to move forward. Let'sgo, let's get it over with.
We've all accept the inevitable happened.And I have a bad idea for
Stump when we come back. Ohyeah, I can't regret exp what what?
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What? What was happening? SoI had a question about Disney plus
my last thing on it, sinceI'm very excited to watch the Simpsons for
some reason, even though you canwatch it a million different ways. Yeah,
but I don't have Lulu, andfor some reason, just having them
all in one place, I thinkI'm just gonna have a running Oh I
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did see that as the billboard.Yeah, they're all over it. So
but I realized Fox, yeah,yeah, yeah, all the all the
media side of Fox, because Iwish there was gonna be a Wolverine show.
Or something. I love the meson. But so since the Simpsons now
our property of Disney, when Igo to Universal Studios and go on that
Simpson ride, is that technically Disneylandsoil? Yes, and so it's actually
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part of the mouses, Yeah youcan. I think they actually require that
you put on the mouse ears whenyou cross the threshold back but the lard
lad donuts Yeah yeah yeah. Alsodoes that qualify you think? Yeah?
Right, That's what I'm saying.Is that all actually Disneyland property? Now?
I think? I think so?Do you have to pay more to
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get it? Like a passport?Like? Oh, sorry, Disneylands.
It's a fu about Spider Man.By the way, we're gonna, we're
gonna, we're gonna, we're gonnasecede for Universal Studios. We own this.
This is Disney north Land North andgood luck getting to your back lot
without coming through us. Dropped atoll bridge that we're calling the Spider Man
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FU bridge. Yeah, but SpiderMan was, was Sony was? But
isn't that also Universal? That's theproblem is that they're twenty century foxes.
Yeah, so they own all ofthat now, and but it was never
Universe's property to begin with, itwas always Fox, so Universal was licensing
Simpsons and they still will continue tolicense it in the theme parks for I
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don't think we'll ever see the Simpsonsin a Disney park. And as for
as long as you and I aredrawing bread, how long does it take
before we see the other Spider Manmovie, like before this whole thing goes.
I'm sure they're rebooting it now,like just starting over. No,
I think that they're I think it'sa ploy. I think they're working things
out. Yeah, yeah, Imean, could you look at what Sony
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did with Facebook this past month?They kicked them, kicked Facebook off of
the PlayStation. Do you notice thatjust gone because they didn't they couldn't reach
an agreement on what they felt Facebookwas doing to ensure the safety of their
of their users. So they're like, you're off our platform and we'll figure
out our own thing until you getyour act together. And that's all happening
behind closed doors. And that wasshortly after the Sony thing, the Spider
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Man thing. I think it's thesame deal where they're like, look,
we know what we want, weknow what needs to happen, and we're
not going to take the short endof the stick, Disney, You're not
if you want this back, it'sgoing to cost you this and you can't
keep gouging or prices. And soI think they're playing the long game of
like, we know it means moreto you than it does ten dollars the
number, Yeah, and I thinkit's ten ten billion dollars? Yeah,
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why not just give it? Ithink, because that's what it's worth.
I think it's what they answer isis that that's actually what because here's why
I don't disagree, And that's whatI'm saying is that if I'm Disney,
why well, why not do it? Why did you get it? I
would imagine it's because who do theyhave eight billion dollars sitting around? Because
when they bought Star Wars, theyhad to build up the capital for it
because they were working out the dealand it's a cash deal. You buy
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that same thing with Fox. Soif you're if you're watching their portfolio,
you're like, what are you savingup for? And they have to build
up enough reserves and then go,okay, here you go. We now
in Star Wars? Are you goingto start a fund? A hedge fund?
Guys, Disney needs to get SpiderMan back. Yes, and there's
only one way to do it.We have to combine our amazing resources here
(28:00):
at the gamer Land podcast, andwe need to donate money to Disneyland.
Why don't we just buy things fromDisney? Why do we have to because
they still have that has to bethey're paying an expense to provide that movie,
that merchandise, pay for things twice, not even No, just give
the money. Like what if Ido reverse stealing? Right where I go
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into the store, I buy anitem and then I sneak in and put
it back on the shelf. MI like, where your head's at?
But I feel like that that's athat's an accounting nightmare. And I think
what we really need is just tostreamline this thing and make it like this
is our account. We set asidea little savings account because I'm pretty sure
Disney has a saving so they werelike, you know, this is going
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to be our digital coin bank.Yeah, but then we put all the
Spider Man money that the fans want, all right, you know what I
mean, let's start a thing.I feel like we get you know,
we gotta get Tom holland get himbehind st uncharted him, so I think
he's in any way of uncharted.What does that mean? Oh my,
justin he is uncharted. He's NathanDrake. Oh they're making a movie and
he's Drake. I don't like thatbecause because it's not Nathan Phillion, he
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was never going to get the Philly. Both of those dudes are seventy.
I don't care. There was noway they're gonna be it. I don't
care. Okay, Nathan Phillion ishands down, Well, here's the thing,
Nolan North his hands down the mostqualified person to play exactly. Who
cares he's the guy? Okay?How could you be the guy who was
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the guy? And then they talkedabout making a movie where you're not the
guy and then not be behind theguy who's the guy being the guy because
it's a live action guy. That'syeah. If it was an animated film,
I'd be like, yes, ofcourse there should be the guy.
So okay, so what if theycompute what if they final fantasy this mother
okay, and he's got to walkaround with dots all over his face,
Yeah, that technology exists down.I still think he's fine. I still
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think he's fine. He's athletic.We had him on the show. He
tied he was a baseball scholar.Yeah, that's true. He could,
he could jump, he could dosome stunts. He It will be to
have not his voice come out ofit, right, I'm on board.
Yes, I forgot about the Tomsway too young. Well, it's supposed
to be like early days because thenthey have longevity because you watch Captain Marvel.
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Have you watched it recently? Yeah, and all those scenes with Samuel
Jackson and uh and Colson. Yeah, they're all that's all cgi and they
look great that it is hard tosee in those scenes where that's not true,
not accurate. So I could seethat. Let him play himself take
off fifteen years or I get becauseI think he looks like the character.
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Right, you get Nathan Phillion,And those are the only two ways that
that shakes out. Where you getmy twenty bucks. I don't even think
I go see an unchartered with TomHolland. You were you were willing to
hand money over to Disney to buySpider Man. Yeah, because Tom Holland
is Spider Man, all right,he is Peter Parker. What are you
talking about? Toby McGuire is theonly Spider Man that has ever lived.
Everyone else is a Jason Garfield guyis way better than Toby McGuire. We
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don't have it. That's about That'sthe only moment from those I remember.
I remember that moment. That waspretty good. But it's so great.
Why are you so dirty? Iwas cleaning the chimney. We don't have
a chimney. See he's funny,he's good. No, he's good.
That was to me. The mostdisappointing part about Tom Holland was that I'm
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like, really, we don't getwe don't even get a three quel.
Oh, that'd be fun if itwas James Garfield. James Garfield. I
thought it was Jason Garfield. Uh, Garfield. Let's go to discard.
Get the guy who like whatever.British guy likes lasagna. Let's get him
a spider Man. Okay, here'swho thousand spider Man is the best.
I want you to pullield, Thankyou, thank you. That makes more
(31:45):
sense. I want you to pullanybody out of the chat. Okay,
okay, okay, just one person, yeah yeah, just when we're connecting
with brit Say. Okay, hi, brit Say, Oh never mind,
brit Say does not have a microh bay. Clearly, it's clearly labeled
pull them out. O's a goodchoice. Oh wait, there is,
Jimmy. Okay, Hi, Jimmy. Oh good, you're so Jimmy.
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Hear me the goat appearance. You'refamiliar with game shows where people are just
plucked out of the audience and suddenlythey're participating, right, yeah, okay,
this is the reverse of that.We have plucked you out of the
audience and you're now the host.So so, uh, Justin and I
are your contestants, and you mustuh coupit us against each other with either
(32:36):
trivia questions or quiz questions. Youcan structure it however you want, but
there can be no dead air.And if there is, if you thinking
and trying to like, oh wecould but uh, then Justin kicks you
out. That's the only rule,all right. So it's your it's your
game show, Jimmy. Yeah,and welcome to the show that is going
(33:02):
to knock your socks off. Italready knocked mine off. I'm driving barefoot
through the hills of Tendensee right now. We have an exent show on the
radio for you tonight. Hi.My name is Kevin. I'm a contestant
on the show. I thought Ijust made up, but apparently you were
expecting. Thanks for having me.I'm honored to be here, and my
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name is Justin. I'm the othercontestant on this show and I look forward
to dominating and crushing all opponents.Yes, fun fact, you also have
to crush oreos to make the oreoballs that you use as a safe word
when you visit the state of Alabama. That's very true. Thank you,
Sheldon. How the audience would liketo know that? Anyway? So does
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anybody even happen to know the showthat we're on right now? Like?
What name of the show? Doyou know the name of the show?
Is this a question? It's game? Game of the podcast? Did he
say pasta? Yeah? Yeah,okay, the gamer Land podcast. I
would hope that you know this becauseoh, you kind have made it.
U. So let's go the firstthing that you are going to be doing
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on this fine, fine evening.You're going to be telling me why do
you think I am the best hostof this game show? Just disconnected?
(34:36):
M Here's why. I think whocan go first? Who could? Who?
Do you want to go first?You can go first? All right?
I think I think Jimmy is becauseJimmy routinely puts on what I think
is a golf pro blazer and hostsa game show after we are streaming on
(34:57):
Twitch. So I think that's whyhe is uh the best host. Um,
that's good. I would like toadd to that and say that I
find Jimmy to be the best hostof the show because he gives out actual
prizes in the form of barbecue saucesto us. I've noticed that about it.
Who who was right? These areall valid points, and I think
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that I think that in the worldthat we live in today, everybody wins.
You get a participation awards. It'sum, it's gotta you did your
best at the bottom, and it'sgonna be the best thing that's on the
refrigerator come next morning. How doyou even know? I had a tattoo
(35:42):
on my bottom that says you didyour best? Oh all right, all
right, So we have uh,we have the voice of what is it?
Crazy Taxi? And uh, yeah, that's me. That's right,
both of you never never anything else. I was in Crazy Taxi. Justin
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and I were both in jet SetRadio Future. It was also a crazy
Taxi. Three. Oh you wereas the KFC guy. That's right,
I was all the black passer yetsright, African American? What go on?
You're you're, you're, You're allin Crazy Taxi by association. That's
how it works with the law.One of you getting caught with meth,
both of you Europe in possession ofmess. Right, so you're in a
car together. You both have CrazyTaxi voices. Now you're a crazy Taxi.
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Congratulations. What was your favorite partabout being in Crazy Taxi? You
can go first. Um. Ithink my favorite part about being in Crazy
Taxi, and maybe this is alittle egotistical, but I don't care,
is my character was on the cover. Yeah. I thought that was pretty
cool. You were the star playablecharacter. I was the the the baseline
playable guy, which I thought wascool, and he was definitely not a
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complete riff off of someone from RedOut Chili Peppers. My favorite part about
being in Crazy Taxi three was gettingcast as all of the African American African
American passengers because it was based onmy voice and at no point in Young
Justin's mind did I think this wasinappropriate or unethical or anything. And I
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showed up to the recording session,and the director didn't understand. And I've
told this story many a time,and I think now that really what was
hard for the director to understand becausepeople like to make a goal it's just
your voice, right, and it'sJustin is the offensive guy because he's doing
a jive voice, which is offensive. But in actuality, I think it's
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that the director was like, whywould this company send me a white dude
doing a black voice to play blackpassengers? Why would they put And it's
at a certain point, I thinkwe were like three quarters a way through
the recording session. He hit thetalk back and he goes, if if
anybody could see this, we wouldget so many letters. Really well,
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because if unless I've heightened the story, what I remember is walking in,
and I remember I said walking andgoes who's this guy? And I just
walked right in. And then eitheryou or somebody else was there was like,
oh, this is all the blackpassengers, wow or whatever. And
then he goes, okay, whatever, and then I get in and we
do the you have to do thelevel, and the first line was there
was three dudes that were all dressedin disco outfits, all had big afros,
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and I said, because it wasone of those games that had product
placement. And I said take meto KFC. And that was the first
line. And then the guy recognizedthe voice that he had cast and he
was like, okay, all right. After that it became a thing where
I routinely played black people. Hewas in your staple. I remember during
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the audition convincing who I thought waslater the director, so maybe you were
remembering one of the developers in theroom, but she was. I said,
Oh, he should read for this, and well, sorry, wants
to know why I wanted him totake me to KFC. I said,
oh, he should read for this, and the director or whoever was was
like, uh no, and Igo, no serious, thinking I was
(39:04):
kidding, I said, no,seriously, he's very good at at these
sorts of voices. And then youbooked it um and that was all prior
to so I don't remember then thesession any drama going down, But there
was no drama. I just rememberthat there was a guy there, yea
that was confused as to why Iwas no doubt, no doubt because I'm
a pasty white guy, but Ihave a lot of soul and you wouldn't
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need to be. I mean,but here's the deal. What's funny about
that is that we have done aton of Japanese games. We did a
ton of Japanese games, and wewould cast regularly maybe one guy that was
actually Japanese right, and no oneever would ever say is this appropriate or
is this okay? That never cameup. But this this is an area
(39:45):
where it gets confused. It's technicallyGaram who I played in Jet Right Radio
and jets Aid Future, was alsoI think a black eye. But it
wasn't like, yeah, look atme, I'm a black guy. But
he was all right, Jimmy,how did we do? You did very
well. I actually have to sharea similar story the You Are the Home.
(40:05):
My granddad was one of the oneof the founders of a studio and
in Alabama called Muscle Shoals Sound Studios, and they they were probably not thinking
California, You're going to Avocado abit like it's super famous. You heard
him, you might win the showif you'd in Avocad. That's the That's
(40:28):
the same recording studio that the WreckingCrew would go to and stuff like that.
Like a ton of hits were madeam I misremembering there? Yeah,
there's a there are a lot ofhits that came out of that studios.
There were studios and Muscle Shoals Alabamacalled Same Studios and Muscle Shoals Sound,
and those two studios throughout like thesixties, seventies and early eighties earned the
(40:52):
earned the town Muscle Shoals of thehit recording capital of the world for for
that time period. And people stillcome here and say that there's something magical
about the area with the music thatcomes out of this. But what they
couldn't what nobody could fathom because atthe time that I read the Franklin came
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to Muscle Shoals under under Jerry Wexler'slabel. She was being rediscovered after being
dropped by CBS as of as anartist that they were having and they just
couldn't find that. They couldn't findthe groove with her, but Jerry did
and he said, I want youto go to Muscle Shoals. So she
recorded at Fame Studio UM and soher, along with anybody else that ever
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went to Muscle Shoals like Wilson Diickettand Paul Simon. Even when they've got
my granddad's through, Like there ishis rhythm section on their album. They'd
be like, man, these guys, the black guys sound so good.
I want these black guys on myalbum, like totally like sixty stereotype,
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like no white person has that muchsoul on the face of the earth.
But they would be they would sometimeslegitimately say like, you send the right
people to work on my stuff,and then they did take and play it
and they're like, yeah, wegot the right people. But it was
it was crazy because Wilson Pickett inthe documentary for Muscle Shells as quoted as
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what is the what are these whatdo these people know about recording Wilson Picketts?
So it kind of a similar storyand was the rhythm section all a
bunch of white guys. Yeah,that's what it came down to, right,
all all tasty white guys like andsee justin were just see sun Sunday
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morning, church sucks and and seethis is what I was saying, Like,
I do think that it is ashame that our studio uh did not
have the ability to cast more blackpeople on the roles. More happening these
people in their roles. But it'sweird to me why some of these things
are cultural conversations and why some ofthem aren't right, Like, and you
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know, it's be the same thingif you're like, oh, we have
a woman, Uh I think ofall the time of like little there's a
little boys in cartoons and they're playedby women. Like right, it's like,
can't we get little kids to actuallydo? Those forty year old women
are stealing good jobs from eight yearold boys, which which brings me to
(43:28):
what is my only point? Bingoand Rollie on Puppy Dog Palas and Disney
Junior is some funny stuff and thosekid actors are very talented, right,
all right, so do we bothwin again, Jimmy or something else?
What's happening now on our game show? What's happening now on the game show
is that, like I said,stocks have been knocked off for a while,
(43:50):
starting to smell it in the air. I'm going to kindly ask you
to put them back on. Okay, but if you don't, that's okay.
I might be driving through a deadzone and gon't have to smell it
anymore. Anyway, did anybody winor like what's happening? Well? Okay,
so round one had a participation prize. It was purple and gold right
said you did your best on thebottom. The second prize actually going to
(44:13):
be Um, you're you're going toI'm gonna I'm gonna allow you to cheer
for me at the at the Barbershopconvention in March, so that you might
have the pleasure of having myself cometo California. Then we might be able
to record one of these show hoststhings right here that I'm doing right now.
You know the host and the show, the show that the hosts do.
(44:34):
You know, you know that Imight be able to do that out
of part of this world? Areyou high? Out of here? Away
from home? But they told methat there was no dead air, and
I'm living up to that problem.Well, thank you, Jim the best,
Sibley the best. Look forward toseeing you in March. Thanks Jimmy.
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All right, I'm gonna drop youback because I know you're driving.
Don't do it for him? Idid. I did it for him.
He's gone Tales from Taria. Whenwe were Tales from Terria, it's time
(45:25):
to oh how many years have webeen doing that? Now? I think
(45:57):
it's just toos worth it. Sogood so good. It makes me giggle
every time. Oh good good.I try to the improviser and me says,
I have to do it slightly differentevery time. I can't do too.
Is that his secret sauce? Hesays that he does like no two
takes ever, must hate him.Oh yeah, but that's like, that
(46:22):
was great, just tweak this onelittle thing. He's like, Nope,
It'll never be the same. That'sThat's where I'm at, uh, with
everything in life. People are like, say that again. I'm like,
I don't know what I mushroom applesauce um. Today is a sad day
in the world of in the worldof Terria, especially for my wife perfect
(46:45):
choice, because it is the endof the Halloween themed events MS and there
a Thanksgiving or there isn't there isn't. There is no. They have a
new thing this year, which isexciting. Uh. They the beginning of
the Halloween event we got. I'mholding it up in the air, a
little tiny icon, which I don'tknow why because it's an immaterial icon.
(47:07):
It's not a real thing. It'dbe like holding my fingers are out about
a half inch apart, as ifI was holding a sugarcube. It'd be
like, I'm like, I havean app in my hands. That's pretty
much what I'm doing right now.I'm holding an app icon. We were
received in the mail a gadget thatallowed us to automatically jump into what is
(47:30):
my wife's favorite part of the game, the labyrinth, and fight mobs of
mummies and trigger tree outdoors. Itshowed up in the in game mail because
remember it's a digital sugarcube that I'mholding between my imaginator fingers, So they
this digital sugarcube is part of acollection, and Guilders says a lot of
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these collections once you own them andshows up in your like Achievements panel,
and then if you collect enough ofthem, you get something else. So
this is one of five achievements thatyou can get, and you simply get
them by logging in during the window. So we got it because we were
playing during October, so we gotthis little icon, this little gadget that
allows us to magically immediately portal intothe labyrinth and play. And then there
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are gadgets for the other festivals thatare coming up. So the next one
is Winter's Eve, which is Christmasthemed. Then there is the Chinese New
Year, which they have another wordfor it, I can't remember. And
then in April there is the SuperAdventure Box, which is the the April
Fools kind of a vibe that lookslike Minecraft. And then in the summer
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there's the Festival Four Winds, whichis really not anything. They just sort
of like need a summer festival.Well, what I think is excited.
And then after that one would comethe Birthday. So what they're essentially saying
is we have established a calendar.Every two months there is a festival to
tune into the game, which isexciting because we know that there are more
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events coming in between those two festivals. So to your earlier question with you
know it, Winter's Eva is next. That'll probably kick off like mid December,
early December. It means we've gotabout a month. I'm really hoping
that there's some content coming for theIce Brewed Saga in the next next couple
of weeks, just to hold youover to the hall. Yeah, something
to move the story forward because ofwhat I would what I'm afraid they're going
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to do is wait till January,or maybe they'll overlap. Maybe Winter's Eve
will happen at the same time asthe next session of ice Brood Saga.
But here's the deal. It's calledice Brewed Saga. Ice Brewed. It's
gotta they've got to do something rightnow during the winter when we get into
the Winter is coming, Winter iscoming. I want to fight some I
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want to fight some undead uh frozenhordes. They uh why why would they
not? That's what I don't know. I'm excited. The other thing that's
interesting about it. I may havesaid this before, does your hold on?
Does your wife like the winter themething as much as Halloween? You
know, because all of the festivalshave a different thing to do, like
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a different e ticket ride to usethe Disneyland verbiage, and the Halloween has
the only labyrinth tricker treating door huntthing that people do in Giant mobs.
Winter Zeve has some other little festivals. The kind of the craziest thing to
do is just run around and playsnowball fights with other people, which is
pretty cool. Is that a goblin? I don't watch that show? Uh.
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Then you know, in the SuperadventureBox you go into a Minecraft looking
world, but there's talk of thatgetting bigger. They've only built two levels
of that, and there's talk ofthem being all four of the levels coming
eventually, but that's not till April. These levels, like these are new
levels or they just they are they'resort of like that. Oh no,
no, they're brand new. Awhole different game mechanic is that if you
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looked at it when in the SuperreventureBox, when April comes, it is
it's very um jarring for the eyebecause you take a fully red character with
all the pixelations, you know,the char and stuff. They have fur,
you can see the individual hairs onthem, and then drop them inside
Minecraft, and so it looks likethis like blocky Lego universe and then these
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really well put together characters. It'sreally cool U. And so the level
and the mechanics are completely different.You're you're essentially in like a late nineties
m RPG game with the skill,the box, the inventory is different.
Everything about the way that your skillswork is different. It's a completely different
games like that as much as soit's only the labyrinth, yeah, because
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you get to one around you trickor treat, which just opens up doors
of monsters and you collect candy corn, you collect chattering teeth and gibberish skulls
and candy nugats and it's all gone. She she was counting it down all
of September, like, oh it'scoming, when is it happening? And
last night we're like, okay,this is our last chance, let's do
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it. But this past week,also to align with that, they had
their The Extra Life Foundation event.So the Extra Life is a charitable organization
that distributes money to children's hospitals Usou There are a couple different ways you
could participate. I think next yearwe should do our own stream for it
(52:22):
and earn some cash for these thingsfor the Extra Life. But what I
did in the game was I purchaseda unique skin for a pet uh and
then I get a little title thatsays the Extra Life. But one hundred
percent of that money went straight tothe Children's Hospital of Los Angeles right here.
Yeah, just from there. Lovethat idea. Yeah, it's pretty
(52:42):
cool. And they they're an activecommunity in that way, trying to give
back to the world around them andbe more than just you know, an
inward facing game company. So itwas pretty cool. Well I'm sorry that
there's but you could play the Labyrinthyear round based on this app So the
labyrinth is gone, it's gone,the toke, the icon is still there
and once that was so this isgood good. Uh book ends once we
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collect icons from all of the thefive festivals and unlocks a super icon and
it'll allow us to beam straight intosomething. So imthing but not like I
think lions are which is which isthe hub of the world. So everything
everything goes in and out of lionsArch and winter is coming. What I
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possibly go around a lot? Winteris coming for him? Um? So
like on a scale of one toten, twelve, really that bad?
Four, it's that bad alphabet upset. Uh No, No, she's it's
the right She even said it's theright amount of time because it's special too
long. Yeah, when you don'twant it, you don't do it.
(53:50):
Um. And in past couple ofdays she's kind of been burnt out on
it because she plays it a lot. So she's but then there's this feeling
of like I want to do itnow because it's not coming back for another
year. So she's like, I'veI've felt satiated. To me, that's
Christmas cookies. Oh interesting, Ilike the frosted Christmas cookie like a regular
sugar cookie that's decorated like a Christmastree or a gingerbread man or all that
(54:12):
stuff. But sometimes like if youjust eat a bunch of me like oh,
but then you're like, but thisis it. So I make my
mom's of pumpkin pie recipe and mymom's cookie recipes, and I always keep
frozen pumpkin in the freezer fresh,you know, actual pumpkin, not the
can stuff, which turns out isn'treal anyway. Um, in case someone
wants to throw a Christmas in Julyparty, and so I can make it,
(54:36):
but I never we never. Itnever happens because I the same thing.
Why don't we start doing our gingerbreadparty in summer. I've offered it.
I've said that tape before. Yourwife could not have scoffed harder at
the idea. No really, yeahyeah, I was like, oh,
no, okay, gingerbreads are ifit's hard to get the material that I
think she just because I I mysense is for your wife is that gingerbreads
(54:57):
are for that time. That iswhat makes it special. We do not
do them outside of that. Well, I just feel like, well,
now I'm talking about our life onthe show, but I just feel like
it would make it easier for usto schedule because the whole day. It's
true, It's true. We weretalking about a recently, and your birthday
falls on one of the days thatwe could do it were He and Jeremy
were like, no, we can'tdo it on because it's your birthday.
I said, And tell me ifI spoke for you, I said,
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I think that Kevin already has athing about combining Christmas with his birthday.
I said. Kevin is also aguy who's like, I have a plan,
yeah for my birthday. So I'mlike, I don't want to take
that day of him being able toexecute his plan by making it about making
gingerbreads. Unless what I'd love todo for my birthday is go to Disneyland,
and Jeremy can get us into Disneyland. So can we do gingerbreads at
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Disneyland, going to Disneyland with allwith these two three families, that would
be an amazing birthday present. Thatwould be boy. I'm not saying you
buy that for it. I'm justsaying that would be a great thing to
do on the birthday. Let's thinkabout that, all right, Let's think
about that. What are you playingthese days? So I've been playing a
lot of Madden. Yes, yes, what did they have zukas to that?
(56:05):
Any dragons anything? Lasers? No? And because I'm not even winning,
like I want to play with you, I was like, I wish
you hadn't have gotten digital downloads foryour other PlayStations because I would because I'd
pop it in and play with youif you had a disc an optical disc.
Yea, yeah, optical disc.That's the thing. That's what I
call him now. So yeah,I've been playing thats and I miss it.
(56:29):
And then at dinner recently, Jacobwas talking to me about like playing
I think he took my tomb Raiderthat my mom bought me for my birthday
and he's really liking that, andhe said, uh. He was like,
well, do you think you wouldwant some other game? Like would
you want to play this? AndI said, well, it sounds like
fun I go, But I said, honestly, if I have time to
(56:50):
play video games, I would muchrather play either Madden or I Go.
I still need to do Mass EffectAnd he's like, oh, that's right,
Destiny strange game, like it's funny, because I was thinking I'm wondering
remember how we talked about on theI think it was the last show.
Maybe it was a couple of showsago where I was like, you went
through this. I went through thisphase in the teens where I wasn't really
playing, and I picked it upagain when I was in my twenties.
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I wonder, and I find this, I would be shocked by this,
but I wonder if I'm hitting apart of my life where I'm back like
it's not. I just there's nothingout there that I've seen advertise that makes
me go I have to buy.Oh. Okay, So there's a number
of really great end of end ofgeneration games that are coming down the pipeline
that I would be fascinated to see. If you're going to turn your eyes
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away from Okay, all right,Jedi Fallen Order is a God of War
style game set in Star Wars.I have to have the virtual reality headset,
dude, I'm okay, Okay,So that's exciting. Okay. You
know my love for Cyberpunk twenty seventyseven that I mean, just visually should
be worth your time. I wouldwatch you play that. I think,
really, that doesn't that doesn't tickleyour fancy the Avengers game that Nolan nor
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is iron Man. Yeah yeah,okay, all right, so there's still
no it's Avengers, all right.I mean that's two. That's just two
only only there's three games. Ithought it would be all three. Death
Stranding, I know you definitely wantto play that one with the guy baby
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and the thing. Yeah, Robotsdoesn't make anything. I saw that.
It looks gorgeous and it looks beautiful, and I like, uh, Norman
Redas from Walking Dead, I don'twant to play that game. That really
one that I was like, thisis one they're really trying to cram down
my thing. Yeah, and youknow everybody, we watched it on this
podcast like two years ago when wefirst came back and we were like what
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just I thin, like my eyesvomited. Yeah, I have no desire
to see that. Are you lookingup more games? I'm pulling on my
year. These are games that arecoming. Oh so GameStop has an exclusive
that you might actually want. You'reready, Ghostbusters the video game remastered?
No play it? All right?It was great, don't get me wrong.
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Okay, I got the one.This is you're gonna want this.
The Outer Worlds have you seen this. It's uh Fallout in Space. You
should watch the trailer for it.It's all. It just looks so stylized
and interesting. What I talk likethis? Do I have any business being
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a pside kick on a video gameplan? Every I feel like he gives
us nothing but stick Borderland's three that'sout now. No, it's not really
your style. Destroy All Humans remastered? No, come on Psycho Nuts too.
No, man, that'll be prettygreat. Okay. Then the other
thing that I've been doing is uhLegos hidden Side. Nope, it is
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not a PlayStation game. This isour family's current obsession. Of him mentioned
this at all, So it's uhlegos, right? Did you to build
them? Actually build the whole thing? Then once you build and they're like
ghosts Legos. So the one I'vegot is the shrimp boat. It's this
great, really cool shrimp boat witha little captain. And then there's something
you created or no, it's actual, it's a set. It's a theme.
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So you got the little shrimp boatguys, and then there's two like
ghost hunter kids, and then there'sa sea captain and his like skipper,
and then you build a little islandand it looks just like a rock and
a little thing little twigs on it, and then there's a little another little
boat, and then they've got aghost dog. But then the island has
the ability to like the rock actuallyopens up and it's a haunted monster ghost
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that's underneath it, and the boatcracks in half and you sit it on
top of the island as if itwere you know, attacked by the ghost
and then stuck there. And thenthe sea captain you can take off his
head and give him a ghost headand ghost like he's been possessed by the
ghosts themselves. So all that's funthat my kids will love all that.
So that's just the story of thelegos. Now why it's great is because
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then you get out your app andit's an augmented reality. While the boat
is in a full boat form,you aim your camera at it, the
camera goes, oh, I knowthat's the boat. And now you play
a game using the boat, andyou are a ghost catcher and you turn
there's a dial on the boat inreal world to tune into what style of
ghosts to hunt for find those itemsin real world, and then you can
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move the boat physically on the tableand that will pivot everything in the world
of the camera because you're it's trackingwherever the boat is. And then you
shoot ghosts as they shoot back atyou and collect energy and then collect different
ghosts and then whatever place set youhave from hidden sides, you can go
to those different worlds. That soundsamazing. But I would never do that.
Of course you wouldn't know. Youdon't. You don't like toys.
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I do like toys. When wasthe last time you bought a toy for
yourself? Oh? I don't liketoys exactly when you say toy, yes,
does it have to come from atoy store? No, you can
come from I bought a car thatI really like. I play with a
lot and it has video games init. Yeah. When was Lessie you
(01:02:04):
played those video games though? Um? Oh good question. Yeah, probably
three weeks ago. Oh okay,yeah, what did you play on it?
Well? Cup Head? But Iwant to, but I feel like
I feel like that's the worst wayto play Cuphead because you the controllers are
there on the wheel and you haveto turn your head to the side to
look at the center console and focusthat I wouldn't That doesn't mean part of
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what came from this idea of methinking like, there's nothing on the horizon
that I really want. Was thisidea that what if I went because my
kids were playing Rayman Legends and Iwas like, oh, which is a
great game. Yeah, I go, what if I just did like these
like platform type games or these PSNnetwork games that would just as fun,
you know what I mean? Likelike that, I do find it very
(01:02:46):
interesting. There's this game we've talkedabout it before that you showed me a
trailer or maybe I stumbled upon itan ad or something where it's like it's
a post apocalyptic world and you andit's all like two dimensional side scrolling.
I keep for getting the name,and then somebody says in the chat,
but it's something like No Man's Worldor something like that or No Man Sky.
No, I don't think it's NoMan. I was like, that's
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not very popular. Yeah, thisone's like you you Hunted Gather. It's
almost like one hour, one life, but but it's more of a game
and not just like one hour,Like I still get that guy's updates.
By the way, do you reallyI was asking, Yeah, I was
watching something that on Twitch the otherday. Oh you could that would be
fun? Just watch one hour onelife? I would watch. Yeah,
Yeah, you should do it.I would not be good at it.
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Oh live, Wait is it Lynnor Linda? It's Lynn? Duh,
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it's Linda back Are you back in? Yeah, it's Linda. I gotta
just make a couple of changes outlast too, we murdered a woman pregnant.
Wow, games have taken a darkturn. Anything to sell a game.
Everybody's dc up in this mug,all right, don't forget. You
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can talk to other people who alsofind this fund and entertaining. And there's
Jimmy. If you go to thebit do Lee Slash Caper and Discord.
I joined the Discord for the show. They chat all the time. I
think, I think even when theshow is happening. Oh yeah, Rellie,
when this show is happening, I'mon the Discord all the time.
(01:05:42):
Now I chat with people and they'realways there. It's like, no,
no, they're not. How manytimes have you showed up the multiple times
I try to say things and askpeople questions and they're like working, you
tell that they're there, like theydon't. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's what I'm saying. Ortist saysthey're away or whatever. And I just
love the idea that it would likesometimes you could just talking they go,
hey, what's up everybody. That'spretty accurate. That's what it feels like.
(01:06:03):
Yeah, because I'll need a questionabout the show, and then everybody's
doing stuff during the day and theydon't get to it all night, Like
whatever, these people, they're dumblives. Stop going to school. What
else? You could follow Kevin andwatch him twitch when we're not doing a
show, or watch us live andsee me pointing at your face and Kevin
pointing at your face. Right now, I would be pointing at your face
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if you were a twitch dot TVslash d Kevin Miller, and I think
you could even see this very episodefor a limited time two weeks to VOD.
That's it. Pof be gone backin the vault until forty years from
now when Disney. Yeah, yeah, they're gonna take us out of the
ball. What is one thing Disneywill never buy? Can they bind DC
and Marvel? Is that like likeyou know what I mean, Like as
(01:06:49):
a certain point, do like humanrights people start getting involved in going we
need to stop to see. Ifeel like that is that would work with
their strategy if they could ever likegrind them down, or if ever warners
game and said make us an offer. I believe Disney would say this works
within our portfolio. Yes, you, this works within our business. We
(01:07:09):
will take we will look at it. What I don't think they would buy.
That would not work at all.There's gotta be something like, yeah,
something completely out there because Miramax isgone, so I can't really I
mean, I'm sure it still exists, but there's no Weinsteins. Yeah,
I'm gonna say cheers. I don'tknow, No, I don't know.
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You heard it. You heard it, Disney, Gauntlet drop, don't buy
cheers. Sometimes you want to gowhere everybody knows your name, because mine
is justin Worsham and on behalf ofthe Kevin Miller dot com. This is
justin Worsham again saying okay, bye, Scar Trek. They went't buy scar
Trek. They're gonna buy starting,I gotta buy him, do By Try