All Episodes

May 5, 2017 90 mins

The Nicks fall into a meme-hole, discuss the doings of Gandalf and Saruman, and finally get down to brass tacks to decide what is to be the fate of this Council... and The Ring.

THIS JUST IN!

A COUNCIL HAS GATHERED….TO COUNCIL....

ELVES, DWARVES, MEN, AND HALFLINGS TOGETHER UNDER ONE ROOF!

DELIBERATIONS ENSUE AND STORIES ARE TOLD -- INCLUDING BILBO'S!

ISILDUR'S BANE REVEALED!

WHY ARE WE HERE?

CAN ONE SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR, AND WHAT IS GANDALF'S STORY?


Maps

Map of Middle-earth 

LoTRproject.com interactive map - Caution: spoilers for new readers!


Notes for this episode

Use the Force Harry

Vader Brita

Saruman Trololo

Trolling Saruman Part 2

Trolling Saruman Part 3

 

Other fandom trolling memes:

The story in this chapter

  • Gandalf's Tale:
    • Gandalf has the longest part to tell - but he has done the most to understand the enemy, the Ring, and to set in motion the tale we now read.
    • Saruman
      • The Rings and their jewels or lack thereof
    • Hunting for Gollum
    • Saruman knew of writing upon the Ring - but what is the source of his knowledge
      • Who else but Sauron held the Ring? Isildur
        • That means Minas Tirith might hold a clue
    • Abandoning the chase to go to Gondor!
      • Denethor not very welcoming
    • The scroll of Isildur describing the "fire writing" unknown language - but eleven letters
    • Gandalf HAS tested the Ring
    • Speaking the words of Mordor - of the Ring
    • Gollum did go to Mordor
      • He was forced to spill his guts about the Ring
      • The servants of the enemy have been to the Shire, and now know - perhaps the enemy already knows - that the Ring is in Rivendell
    • Gollum imprisoned with the Wood Elves
      • Definitely still full of mischief
    • Legolas speaks up in distress
      • Gollum has escaped
      • How so? Was it coordinated? Did he have help? Or was he just being opportunistic?
      • Gollum is cunning, escapes the skill of the elves to track
      • Heading to Dol Guldor
      • Gandalf - Gollum may have a part to play yet - Tolkien keeps insisting on this - it must mean something
    • What of Saruman?
      • Drawn to Orthanc by the message of Radagast (taken advantage of my Saruman) - Tells of Nazgul
      • The Nazgul keep asking for the Shire
      • Saruman summons Gandalf to give him "aide"
      • Radagast to send messages
      • Bree - stopped at the Prancing Pony (when was all of this?)
      • To Isengard - Orthanc - Built by Numenor - At the Gap of Rohan
      • Fear fell on him inside Isengard
      • Saruman the White or…. Many Colors
      • Saruman feels that Gandalf has been hiding information in the Shire
      • Saruman has contempt for Radagast … and Gandalf… and their colors
      • "Saruman the Wise" "Saruman ring maker" "Saruman of many colors"
      • White - can be broken - or - is perfect
        • Leaving the path of wisdom
      • A choice
        • The world of men which we must rule
        • We need power
        • "WE"
        • "There is no help in elves or dying Numenor"
        • Join with that power - there is hope that way - and rich reward
        • Join the evil way despising the many evil things biding their time to come to their true purpose.
        • Knowledge, Rule, Order
        • No change in designs - only in our means
      • The Ruling Ring - "If WE could command that, then the power would pass to US."
      • Ga
Mark as Played

Advertise With Us

Popular Podcasts

Stuff You Should Know
Dateline NBC

Dateline NBC

Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com

On Purpose with Jay Shetty

On Purpose with Jay Shetty

I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!

Music, radio and podcasts, all free. Listen online or download the iHeart App.

Connect

© 2025 iHeartMedia, Inc.