Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation

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The gang peer in DS9's "Eye of the Needle!" Rob wants to dress wormhole aliens, Cameron has pajama notes, Bobi names one of her body parts, and Marcy has thoughts on Harry Holes. Engage!

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The gang marvel at Deep Space 9's "Visionary!" Rob peeks into the future, Cameron loves the O'Brien bromance, Bobi muses how Picard would've handled this, and John images this episode with Keiko in it. Engage!

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The gang get up inside Voyager's "The Cloud's" guts! We discuss Inner Space, prison wallets, the best animals, and how Tom Paris might be able to power all of Voyager. Engage!

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The gang are feeling charitable as they discuss Deep Space Nine's "Prophet Motive." We discuss Self Sealing Stem Bolts, Space Chekhovs, singing bags, and sympathize with Kai Winn. Engage!

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The gang wonder if they have the (stolen) guts to watch Voyager's "Phage!" We cover annoying bad-asses, Janeway eyerolls, jumping spiders, holo-lungs, and toys we'd kill for! Engage!

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The gang misinterpret the signals Deep Space Nine's "Destiny" tries to give them. They discuss hot Cardassians, go on Vole Watch, and fangirl out over a huge guest star! Engage!

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The gang repeat their feelings about Voyager's "Time and Again" over and over...and over. Rob spoils himself, Marcy is on hair watch, Cameron lives his nerdy Goodfellas dream, and all Bobi gets is plot. Plus Arnie makes an appearance!

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The gang stand around in one place to declare their love for Deep Space Nine's "Heart of Stone." John would shoot his own foot, Bobi secretly orders sympathetic vibrations, Rob comes up with a drinking game, and Cameron thinks the writers are sticking it to the fans. Engage!

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The game jump into their new 7 of 9 minute format faster than the Voyager runs into a space/time anomaly! Bobi's teacher mode kicks in regarding brain anatomy, Rob pictures people he meets getting murdered, Cameron explores an old video store, and Marcy mind melds with Bobi! Plus a new musical number from Daniel from Polyamateur Hour! Engage!

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Jesse Bailey subs in for Bobi as the gang makes like Vedick Bareil and loses their mind discussing "Life Support!" Cameron looks for zombie grandmas, John has some fashion notes for Jake, Jesse wonders where he's seen those scrubs before, and Rob knows who died. Engage!

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The gang gets sucked off to the Delta Quadrant to finally watch Star Trek: Voyager! We're in awe of Janeway's hair coifing abilities, wonder about Tom Paris' culinary tastes, and speculate on the Doctor's Genie Lamp. Cameron is on boob watch, Rob is finally funny again, Bobi can't stop eating deviled eggs, and Marcy recognizes the guy from Willow! Engage!

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The gang cock their shotguns and adjust their hats to discuss Deep Space Nine's "Past Tense pt 2!" Rob goes on the Universal backlot tour (in real life and in the episode), Bobi wins the best costume description award, Cameron has some Erroll Flynn facts, and John shares the best Loony Tunes character impression ever! Engage!

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The gang travel back in time...to 2024 to watch "Past Tense pt 1!" We discuss tribal tattoos, Dick Miller, Trek slang, and future Portland! Engage!

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The gang express their innermost latent feelings about DS9's "Fascination!" Rob is uncomfortable, Bobi compares Lwaxana to a Rugrats character, Cameron appreciates the theater kid-ness of it all, and John admires O'Brien's sexual prowess! Engage!

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Abby Sommer joins the gang to watch "Et in Arcadia Ego pt 2" and mourn the end of Picard season 1, as well as Data....again. Rios melts the world, Jurati has murder rules, and Narissa pulls a Palpatine. Meanwhile Rob disgusts Bobi, Bobi just wants to watch Soccer, Cameron delays recording, and Abby reveals the 7 seconds of Trek she has not watched. Engage!

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The gang gets bamboozled by Riker as they discuss "Defiant!" Bobi coins a t-shirt, Cameron remember's Kira's boyfriend in real time, Rob receives some Dave and Buster's tokens, and John burns those Maquis rebels! Engage!

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Salem joins the gang to wonder if Picard's "Et in Arcadia ego pt 1" is paradise...or death (Look up the title). Picard gets space herpes, Rios shares his muscle shirts, and Elnor is the Wesley of the episode. Meanwhile Cameron gets hung up on a beautiful flower, Bobi has twin advice, Salem kills JK Simmons, and Rob recasts Picard's body. Engage!

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The gang wish the DS9 episode "Meridian" would phase out of existence, but we still manage to have some fun talking about it. We celebrate Jeffery Combs, bemoan Dax's relationship choices and shrug our shoulders over Brigadoon. Engage!

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The gang bear witness to Picard's "Broken Pieces" and live to talk about it. Agnes watches a reaction video, Picard recieves the parent voice, and Seven plays some Meta Quest. Meanwhile Cameron has some miming notes, Rob loses track of time, and Bobi names her period. Engage!