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December 30, 2025 6 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Are you really?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Are you alcome?

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Anything's going to be okay?

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Are you okay?

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 1 (00:41):
Let's do it.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
You tell me if you're all right with any of
these Cool and nightclub in Miami tried to do this
stunt last week where they had a female employee in
her underpants ride a horse onto the dance floor, but
the horse bucked her off and ran out of the club,
and the club just had its business license revoked and

(01:04):
now the owners could be looking at an animal cruelty investigation?

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Are you okay with any of this?

Speaker 3 (01:11):
You know what? I'm okay with the horse. Good for
the horse, you know what, Good for him for having
some self respect there just threw her off and left.
I love that for the horse. And in what situation
would a nightclub need to be doing this with the horse?
I mean, in my experience is nightclubs aren't necessarily that
big of spaces, So how are we getting a whole
horse in there?

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Miami nightclubs are a different animal. But do you need
to have the woman in her underpants? And I can't
believe I'm the one saying this goes more often than not.
If a woman wants to be in her underpants, I'll
take a look. But is somebody gonna see her like
ride that horse onto the busy dance floor and go?

Speaker 1 (01:53):
They could at least put her in her underwear. I mean,
she's fully clothed. What are we doing here? None of
this makes any sense to me?

Speaker 2 (02:00):
And I feel like the horse had this planned out
because he knew where the exit was. It wasn't like
he was just a ball in a china shop, you know,
like running around trying to find somewhere to go. No,
the horse bucked off this broad in her panties and
made a beeline for the door and got out. So
I feel like the horse knew exactly what was going

(02:21):
to happen and this was his moment.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yeah, that's a self aware horse right there. He knows
his value, he knows what he's worth. That's below him.
He has no time for that. All right, let's keep
it in the nightclub industry. Are you okay with this?

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Some drunk guy tried to do a backflip over a
woman's table at a bar in Georgia last week, but
he crashed through it and landed on the woman's head.
She had to go to the hospital, and now the
police are trying to track down the idiot that did
the drunken backflip that didn't land all the way?

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Are you all right with this?

Speaker 3 (02:54):
You mean to tell me a drunk guy didn't land
a backflip really in Georgia. I'm shut now, I'm not
okay with this. This is this has got to be
probably some Georgia frat guy who said, quote famous words,
hold my beer and then nothing good proceeds to happen
after that. We've got a lady in the hospital now,
and now you're running from the law. So congratulations. I

(03:15):
hope your horrible backflip attempt was worth it.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
And if they catch this guy and they bring him in,
is he gonna have any street cred? Because he's gonna
be in jail at some point and everybody's gonna be
sitting next to each other.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Bro, what did you do? I punched a guy? What
did you do? I stabbed a dude? What did you do?
I failed at a backflip?

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Like, that's the guy that's gonna become the prison girlfriend, right, totally.
He's the one that's gonna be very subservient to the others.
Are you okay with this? According to a new study,
stress is contagious. So if you're spending time with people
who are stressed out, according to the new study, it's
gonna mess with your brain and make you more stressed out.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Well, I mean I'm okay with this because I feel
like I already knew that. I mean, if you just
spend time around with people who are stressed out and
the way they talk to you, the way they're talking, Yeah,
it's gonna make me more stressed out.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
I already knew that.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Do we really need to have a study to say that?
I feel like that was common information.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
We've known about buzzkills for a long time. Debbie Downers right,
last one. A thirty four year old woman in New
Mexico failed a drug test last month when she tested
positive for meth. So she decided that she didn't want
to give up meth. So what she would do is
put a fake prescription label on a pill bottle and

(04:37):
tried to convince her probation officer that it was medicinal
prescribed meth. The probation officer did not buy it. She's
now facing charges.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Well, I believe it.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Was Michael Jordan that once said you missed one hundred
percent of the shots you don't take.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
So Jordan Gretzky could be six'.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
SEVEN i don't Know Michael scott said. That, Actually Michael
scott said that well on the office. Right, Uh i'm
not even mad at. Her, no she tried it prescription.
Myth it says it right here on the. BOTTLE i
don't know what your problem.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Is and she lived In. Oregon she may have got
away with, it.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
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going to try to do caller. Roulette this is where
you call in to two three nine ninety three ninety.
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About chris has no idea what you're going to talk.
About kurt's just going to get your name and we
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(05:35):
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Speaker 1 (05:39):
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Speaker 2 (05:42):
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Speaker 1 (05:51):
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