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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Are you really open?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
All things going to be okay?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Are you okay?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
I'm fine. I'm pretty freeking far from okay?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Are you okay with this?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
On the Hammer in Nigel before we get started Hammer,
I do believe Rob Kendall, even though he was gone today,
still calling in for off the rails? Is that correct?
Is he calling in?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Yes? He went to some convention like a gen con No. No,
like in Chicago, like a card convention, So he's calling
in from there.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
A Florida man convicted of killing his wife and two
kids with a machete in ninety four set to be
executed today in what would be the ninth death sentence
carried out in twenty twenty twenty twenty five in Florida,
(01:01):
and setting a new state record for a single year.
Are you okay with this?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I love this.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Now keep in mind some states having record executions doesn't
really mean a whole lot, But when a state like
Florida does it, Florida puts people down all the time.
I feel like we need to have the ghost of
Tom Carnegie rise up from his grave and give us
one of these.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
It's a new tracker record.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
It's a new execution record. You know me, I'm a romantic.
I like it when bad guys die.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
You would like to start up a cable network? I would,
I would.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
I'm just looking for some backers. If anybody wants to
do Shark Tank with me here and fund this amazing idea.
I think there's a market for it pay per view,
execution pay per view, and the subsequent funeral channel. I
feel like there's a lot of goth emo people that
would enjoy this. But to this, yeah, this guy is
(02:01):
one of the worst people imaginable, and if we could
make him not breathe our air anymore, I feel like
that's good for the environment.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Luke colmb's big time country artist. When I say big,
he is a big boy.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Long Nick asked cold beer never broke my heart.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
He says he believes the audience deserves a perfect show
and that some artists go out of there, go out
there after they've had a quote few too many talking
about alcohol check it out.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
There isn't an artist out there who hadn't played a
show and had a few too many and maybe not
been as good as they could have been. But my
days of doing that, we're not on the internet. They
were in college, and nobody remembers it if you're doing
that in an arena somewhere, and there's people that go
to one show. I mean, they can go to an
arena show or an amphitheater show or stadium show. That
(02:57):
might be the only show they go to for the
whole year because they've saved up money, and I think
that they deserve a mere perfect show when you're out.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
There, You okay with that take.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I'm okay with that. I like his professionalism. I think
he's right, but sometimes maybe these artists need to loosen
up a little bit to have a good time out there.
But you got to know where the line is. Like,
remember when Toby Keith kind of had to cancel a
show here in Indy. Did he cancel it or rescheduled it?
Rescheduled it, but he went out there hammered and he
(03:27):
stopped the show, and I think they re funded the
money happened, and he booked another show. Yes, they say
he was sick, wink wink, But I think Toby had
been sucking back on Grampa's old cough medicine.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
And then you had an experience with counting crows too.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Right when he went to the well he was stoned
out of his mind. I was doing promotions for ZPL
back when I was a young promotional kid, and we're
up there. It's Deer Creek counting Cross. It's the election
year where it was Bush against Kerrying of the counting Crows.
I swear this was the inspiration for that commercial that
was out. He goes on stage, he says, Hello, Cleveland,
(04:10):
it's Indianapolis, and then he lays on the ground. Come on,
He lays on the ground and says how important this
election is, and let me tell you why voting for
John Kerry is such a big thing for this country.
Like people started booing, like, dude, shut up and play
mister Jones, you set the wrong city. You're trying to
(04:32):
get us to vote for Frankenstein. Just play round here
and shut up.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
And we had time four. Yeah, we got time for
one more. Katy Perry in former Canadian Prime minister pretty
boy Justin Trudeau are reportedly in relationship. Katy Perry and
Justin Trudeau. The two were seen getting cozy at an
event and he was also seen at her concert. Are
(05:01):
you okay with this?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Yes, I'm okay with this. He's not the Prime minister anymore.
Katy Perry's got big jugs, so good for him. But
I don't believe we should be surprised by this. Katie
literally gave us the playbook years ago. I kissed the
girl and I liked it. She's into that kind of thing, right,
(05:24):
so here she is. There's really not a whole lot
of difference between a girl and Justin Trudeau. I kissed
the girl and I liked it. Substitute the girl for
Justin Trudeau. Maybe you do, Maybe you don't. Bought a bang,
bought a boom?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
All right?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Coming up next, calling in from a sports memorabilia convention
in Chicago. We're gonna go off the rails with Rob Kendall. Now,
if you want to see what it would look like,
and I think a lot of you do, of what
it would look like if Rob Kendall got punched in
the face, go to the hammer in Nigel show Twitter
account right now, Nige, go there right now. Thanks to
(05:59):
the AI, you now know what it's like to see
Rob Kendall get punched in the face. Leave a comment
on who you think is doing the punching. Could be
his wife, could be Casey, could be Diego Morales I
don't know, but Hammer and Nigel's Twitter account. Make sure
you follow us, make sure you like us. You can
(06:21):
see Rob Kendall getting punched in the face and he
is going off the rails right after we have a
look at the news. My Man Jake's got you
Are you really open?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
All things going to be okay?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Are you okay?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
I'm fine. I'm pretty freeking far from okay?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Are you okay with this?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
On the Hammer in Nigel before we get started Hammer,
I do believe Rob Kendall, even though he was gone today,
still calling in for off the rails? Is that correct?
Is he calling in?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Yes? He went to some convention like a gen con No. No,
like in Chicago, like a card convention, So he's calling
in from there.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
A Florida man convicted of killing his wife and two
kids with a machete in ninety four set to be
executed today in what would be the ninth death sentence
carried out in twenty twenty twenty twenty five in Florida,
(01:01):
and setting a new state record for a single year.
Are you okay with this?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I love this.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Now keep in mind some states having record executions doesn't
really mean a whole lot, But when a state like
Florida does it, Florida puts people down all the time.
I feel like we need to have the ghost of
Tom Carnegie rise up from his grave and give us
one of these.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
It's a new tracker record.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
It's a new execution record. You know me, I'm a romantic.
I like it when bad guys die.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
You would like to start up a cable network? I would,
I would.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
I'm just looking for some backers. If anybody wants to
do Shark Tank with me here and fund this amazing idea.
I think there's a market for it pay per view,
execution pay per view, and the subsequent funeral channel. I
feel like there's a lot of goth emo people that
would enjoy this. But to this, yeah, this guy is
(02:01):
one of the worst people imaginable, and if we could
make him not breathe our air anymore, I feel like
that's good for the environment.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Luke colmb's big time country artist. When I say big,
he is a big boy.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Long Nick asked cold beer never broke my heart.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
He says he believes the audience deserves a perfect show
and that some artists go out of there, go out
there after they've had a quote few too many talking
about alcohol check it out.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
There isn't an artist out there who hadn't played a
show and had a few too many and maybe not
been as good as they could have been. But my
days of doing that, we're not on the internet. They
were in college, and nobody remembers it if you're doing
that in an arena somewhere, and there's people that go
to one show. I mean, they can go to an
arena show or an amphitheater show or stadium show. That
(02:57):
might be the only show they go to for the
whole year because they've saved up money, and I think
that they deserve a mere perfect show when you're out.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
There, You okay with that take.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I'm okay with that. I like his professionalism. I think
he's right, but sometimes maybe these artists need to loosen
up a little bit to have a good time out there.
But you got to know where the line is. Like,
remember when Toby Keith kind of had to cancel a
show here in Indy. Did he cancel it or rescheduled it?
Rescheduled it, but he went out there hammered and he
(03:27):
stopped the show, and I think they re funded the
money happened, and he booked another show. Yes, they say
he was sick, wink wink, But I think Toby had
been sucking back on Grampa's old cough medicine.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
And then you had an experience with counting crows too.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Right when he went to the well he was stoned
out of his mind. I was doing promotions for ZPL
back when I was a young promotional kid, and we're
up there. It's Deer Creek counting Cross. It's the election
year where it was Bush against Kerrying of the counting Crows.
I swear this was the inspiration for that commercial that
was out. He goes on stage, he says, Hello, Cleveland,
(04:10):
it's Indianapolis, and then he lays on the ground. Come on,
He lays on the ground and says how important this
election is, and let me tell you why voting for
John Kerry is such a big thing for this country.
Like people started booing, like, dude, shut up and play
mister Jones, you set the wrong city. You're trying to
(04:32):
get us to vote for Frankenstein. Just play round here
and shut up.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
And we had time four. Yeah, we got time for
one more. Katy Perry in former Canadian Prime minister pretty
boy Justin Trudeau are reportedly in relationship. Katy Perry and
Justin Trudeau. The two were seen getting cozy at an
event and he was also seen at her concert. Are
(05:01):
you okay with this?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Yes, I'm okay with this. He's not the Prime minister anymore.
Katy Perry's got big jugs, so good for him. But
I don't believe we should be surprised by this. Katie
literally gave us the playbook years ago. I kissed the
girl and I liked it. She's into that kind of thing, right,
(05:24):
so here she is. There's really not a whole lot
of difference between a girl and Justin Trudeau. I kissed
the girl and I liked it. Substitute the girl for
Justin Trudeau. Maybe you do, Maybe you don't. Bought a bang,
bought a boom?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
All right?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Coming up next, calling in from a sports memorabilia convention
in Chicago. We're gonna go off the rails with Rob Kendall. Now,
if you want to see what it would look like,
and I think a lot of you do, of what
it would look like if Rob Kendall got punched in
the face, go to the hammer in Nigel show Twitter
account right now, Nige, go there right now. Thanks to
(05:59):
the AI, you now know what it's like to see
Rob Kendall get punched in the face. Leave a comment
on who you think is doing the punching. Could be
his wife, could be Casey, could be Diego Morales I
don't know, but Hammer and Nigel's Twitter account. Make sure
you follow us, make sure you like us. You can
(06:21):
see Rob Kendall getting punched in the face and he
is going off the rails right after we have a
look at the news. My Man Jake's got you
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