December 23, 2025 • 6 mins
GREAT MOMENTS IN FART HISTORY. Plus, SNAKES ON A PLANE. Are you okay with this?
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Are you really open? Are you Olcome, everything's going to
be okay?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Are you okay?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Yeah? I'm fine.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I'm pretty freeing far from okay.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Are you okay with this on the hammer and idol?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Yeah, yeah, somebody is paying for this hammer brought to
you by a wind Windownation. Windownation's end of year's sale
is your chance to say big with fifty percent off
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(00:39):
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Speaker 1 (00:44):
I've got the hiccups? Can you tell?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
I know, I couldn't tell if you were like trying
to fight back a burp or you're about to throw
up trying to both have happened on the air.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
A woman's hairless dwarf cat farts.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I'm gonna need you to reset this hold on.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Well.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
I heard a lot of words in there that were
kind of funny in their own.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Right, but you put them all together.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
A woman's hairless dwarf cat farted on her. Okay, got
it on tape, and she's a little disgusted.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
God.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
So that was her little hairless dwarf cat letting what
appeared to be a pretty solid Beefer honor, and her
reaction was, Oh God.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
We're gonna need to hear that again, Alison, God, I
don't know. Cats dwarfs are not hairless or not cond
fart like that.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
That sounded like a human fart, right, that sounded like
a real person.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
I'm okay with this. I'm alright with that.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Cats have to fart. Everybody farts, and listen. I'm okay
with the woman being a little disgusted by it too.
Sounded like she was trying to do everything nice. Give
the cats some loving, you know, scratched the belly a
little bit. Next thing, you know, barnt, which brings us
to great moments in fart history.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Oh, here we go, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Eric Swalwell, the President used taxpayer dollars to ask the
Ukrainians to help them cheat an election.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I mean that sounded like the cat's fart.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
That sounded exactly like the woman's hairless dwarf cat farting
in her arms.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Great moments in fart history.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Normally you don't have a Supreme Court justice talking about it,
but here we are have you.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I don't know if it's buffed or boofed. How do
you pronounce that it refers to flatulence? We were sixteen.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I want to talk about flatulence age sixteen on a
yearbook page.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I'mb game. I think I like to hang out with Kavanaugh.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
That was a confirmation here. Yeah, not since Ruth Bader
Ginsburg have we heard the word flatlum.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
That's what made her so notorious, those after hour farts
and last but not least great moments in fart history.
This is one of my favorites. It flies under the radar.
But this Kentucky weather man, and like southwestern Kentucky by
the Indiana border, you can tell just by listening, you
(03:28):
can tell he's really trying to hold one in and
then he reaches a breaking point and he's so defeated
he just tries to act like nothing happened.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
So the coldfrin is making its march across the area.
The next part of the question is how much colder. Well,
you'll notice we've already gotten thirties in Evansville, where the
transition has occurred, and it's forty two in Bedford. I
just want to show you how cold this air is.
It's eight into Moine, Iowa.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
His face was red.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
There was a vein sticking out of his neck.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
He couldn't help it.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
He had to let it fly, and then, like the
pro that he is, went on with the forecast. It's
eight in des Moine. Great moments and fart history.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Are you okay with this? A woman found a small
python in her luggage after a ninety three hundred mile
trek from Australia back home to Scotland. It got in
by hiding in her shoe. Again, a python in her luggage.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
So it flew like the python was in her suitcase
in the air, right.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Ninety three hundred miles from Australia back to Scotland. Here
is sam Jackson. If you need a reminder of what
it sounds like when snakes are on a plane.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Enough is enough. I have had it with these snakes
on this Modif play, everybody strap in, you're about.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
To open some windows. Okay, thank you? Samuel L.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Jackson with uh yeah, I mean you go to the
Australian outback, you'd be a moron not to check your
luggage to make sure you don't have any sort of
critters in there, whether it's a snake, whether it's some
sort of lizard. Whether you've got a baby kangaroo in there,
I don't know, but Australia they've got all things over there,
(05:25):
so yeah, you kind of got to check your luggage.
But on the heels of that Samuel L. Jackson clip
Snake's on a plane. When they air that on Basic Cable,
like if you were to watch that on TBS or
tn T or something like that, they don't bleep it out,
they don't make it silent. They change the script like
(05:49):
a lot of movies do this like a voiceover right,
here is what that sounds like. And we didn't change this.
This isn't ai. This is real. When Snake's on the
plane airs on Basic Cable.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on
this Monday to Friday plane.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane. That's incredible, incredible.
I love your hiccups. You can't go more than three
seconds without hiccupping.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Right now, I'm like, I'm like like doing this and
it's causing more hiccups and I've got my water back there.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
It's not helping
Are you really open? Are you Olcome, everything's going to
be okay?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Are you okay?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Yeah? I'm fine.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I'm pretty freeing far from okay.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Are you okay with this on the hammer and idol?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Yeah, yeah, somebody is paying for this hammer brought to
you by a wind Windownation. Windownation's end of year's sale
is your chance to say big with fifty percent off
all windows styles plus zero percent financing for five years.
Sale in soon, So visit windownation dot com, Window Nation
(00:39):
windownation dot com right now to get started.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I've got the hiccups? Can you tell?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
I know, I couldn't tell if you were like trying
to fight back a burp or you're about to throw
up trying to both have happened on the air.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
A woman's hairless dwarf cat farts.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I'm gonna need you to reset this hold on.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Well.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
I heard a lot of words in there that were
kind of funny in their own.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Right, but you put them all together.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
A woman's hairless dwarf cat farted on her. Okay, got
it on tape, and she's a little disgusted.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
God.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
So that was her little hairless dwarf cat letting what
appeared to be a pretty solid Beefer honor, and her
reaction was, Oh God.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
We're gonna need to hear that again, Alison, God, I
don't know. Cats dwarfs are not hairless or not cond
fart like that.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
That sounded like a human fart, right, that sounded like
a real person.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
I'm okay with this. I'm alright with that.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Cats have to fart. Everybody farts, and listen. I'm okay
with the woman being a little disgusted by it too.
Sounded like she was trying to do everything nice. Give
the cats some loving, you know, scratched the belly a
little bit. Next thing, you know, barnt, which brings us
to great moments in fart history.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Oh, here we go, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Eric Swalwell, the President used taxpayer dollars to ask the
Ukrainians to help them cheat an election.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I mean that sounded like the cat's fart.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
That sounded exactly like the woman's hairless dwarf cat farting
in her arms.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Great moments in fart history.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Normally you don't have a Supreme Court justice talking about it,
but here we are have you.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I don't know if it's buffed or boofed. How do
you pronounce that it refers to flatulence? We were sixteen.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I want to talk about flatulence age sixteen on a
yearbook page.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I'mb game. I think I like to hang out with Kavanaugh.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
That was a confirmation here. Yeah, not since Ruth Bader
Ginsburg have we heard the word flatlum.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
That's what made her so notorious, those after hour farts
and last but not least great moments in fart history.
This is one of my favorites. It flies under the radar.
But this Kentucky weather man, and like southwestern Kentucky by
the Indiana border, you can tell just by listening, you
(03:28):
can tell he's really trying to hold one in and
then he reaches a breaking point and he's so defeated
he just tries to act like nothing happened.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
So the coldfrin is making its march across the area.
The next part of the question is how much colder. Well,
you'll notice we've already gotten thirties in Evansville, where the
transition has occurred, and it's forty two in Bedford. I
just want to show you how cold this air is.
It's eight into Moine, Iowa.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
His face was red.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
There was a vein sticking out of his neck.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
He couldn't help it.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
He had to let it fly, and then, like the
pro that he is, went on with the forecast. It's
eight in des Moine. Great moments and fart history.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Are you okay with this? A woman found a small
python in her luggage after a ninety three hundred mile
trek from Australia back home to Scotland. It got in
by hiding in her shoe. Again, a python in her luggage.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
So it flew like the python was in her suitcase
in the air, right.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Ninety three hundred miles from Australia back to Scotland. Here
is sam Jackson. If you need a reminder of what
it sounds like when snakes are on a plane.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Enough is enough. I have had it with these snakes
on this Modif play, everybody strap in, you're about.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
To open some windows. Okay, thank you? Samuel L.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Jackson with uh yeah, I mean you go to the
Australian outback, you'd be a moron not to check your
luggage to make sure you don't have any sort of
critters in there, whether it's a snake, whether it's some
sort of lizard. Whether you've got a baby kangaroo in there,
I don't know, but Australia they've got all things over there,
(05:25):
so yeah, you kind of got to check your luggage.
But on the heels of that Samuel L. Jackson clip
Snake's on a plane. When they air that on Basic Cable,
like if you were to watch that on TBS or
tn T or something like that, they don't bleep it out,
they don't make it silent. They change the script like
(05:49):
a lot of movies do this like a voiceover right,
here is what that sounds like. And we didn't change this.
This isn't ai. This is real. When Snake's on the
plane airs on Basic Cable.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on
this Monday to Friday plane.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane. That's incredible, incredible.
I love your hiccups. You can't go more than three
seconds without hiccupping.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Right now, I'm like, I'm like like doing this and
it's causing more hiccups and I've got my water back there.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
It's not helping
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