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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Buckle up. Anything can happen here.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hammer and Nigel present Collar Roulette.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
So really, I have no clue what these people want
to talk about, and that is somewhat of.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
A bad idea when you're a radio host, very bad.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
We have everything to lose and nothing to gain by
this segment, but I screw it. It's fun. Okay, We've
got a bunch of people standing by. We have no
idea what they want to talk about. But first, I
have a question for our guest, Louis the brit YEP.
Since you've been in the United States, your favorite American
fast food?
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Okay, so well, you've got a lot more choices to
go for. My personal favorite hasn't necessarily been a chain,
but your Buffalo chicken sauce.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Oh, the Buffalo chicken chicken spicier aw.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
And just the unnatural color of it orange. Oh, it's
just brilliant.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
What about Do you remember a couple of years ago
when we went to the five hundred and I left,
I left a little bit ahead of you guys, and
I stopped and got a bunch of white Castle.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yes, yes, I did. I remember.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
All the British people in the house were like mini buggers.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yes, you never had that before.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Yes, and I got taught why that called sliders?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yeah, and that.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
It was brilliant. The other thing I would have to
say is dairy queen. Oh yes, give me, give me
a bowl of buffalo wings and then a blizzard, and I'm.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Soft serving buffalo you Americana. All right, let's get this
thing rocking and rolling. Our guy crazy Larry's up first, Larry,
my man, you're up.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
That crazy Larry. Look up my Facebook at Larry vonn
and you'll see wire.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
But in any case, very serious Larry today, serious.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Larry got serious about this. But why is everybody attacking
Pastor Beckwid the one boy Rob he can't get off
of beck With? I thank him and a duel are
jealous of beck With, and they're jealous of Todd Rokita
and the one one other boy what's his name, Selena's
or whatever it is the secretary of state die diego. Yeah,
(02:25):
he's ugly as hell, but he beat the one girlfriend
to get in there, so they need to leave him
alone and let him go ahead and run his business
the way he sees fits. But anyway, uh, Larry vont
at Facebook today in Hammer and Nigel your show is unpredictable,
mainly because of Hammer.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Well, thank you.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Never know what he's gonna say.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I could say the same for you, Larry. That's right
back edge of my friend. Appreciate you on Facebook. He
was very serious at first, and then we got a boy.
He's ugly out. Thank you, Larry.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Farmer Ryan is up next, my man, how are you hey?
Speaker 7 (03:05):
I'm doing good and crazy Larry? Yeah, crazy Larry is
crazy for anything. He just said, Wow, that guy's whacked
out of his mind. But anyway, hate Hammer. You just
asked the question I wanted to ask Louie my favorite
fast food restaurant, so I can't do that, but hate Louis.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Yep.
Speaker 7 (03:28):
I'm a farmer. Rob Kendall gave me that nickname, so
I did not give it to myself. Hammer filed here
in agriculture compared to what.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
You have over there, agriculture US to the UK.
Speaker 8 (03:47):
We.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
American agriculture. The I guess the shis scale of it,
it seems, I'll be honest, I'm not too familiar with
the UK agricultural scene is still very important. I mean,
our farmers in recent times have been up in arms.
I guess it's been popularized by shows such as Clarkson's Farm.
(04:13):
I don't know if that is popular in the US.
Jeremy Clarkson Big sort of what's the name of the
show again? Clarkson's Farm is on Amazon Prime.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I felt like Trump for a minute. I can't understand
you and the accent. No, I have not heard of
that program.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
But but you know the se But in terms of
size and scale, you've been all over the state when
you're interning with Banks, Yes, and some major, major field
it was just a.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Lot of rows and rows of fields of corn.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Yes. You get out of like the metro area of Indiana,
and other than a few podcasts, you are driving by
lots of farmland.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I mean then you take seventy west and you know,
you get through Saint Louis, you start heading toward like Kansas,
and then you know off into Iowa and those places.
I mean, that's the heartland, that's us. Yeah, Michael wants
to know. Remind everybody what part of England are you from.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
So I am from Nottingham, which is part of what
is known as the Midlands. So I'm about three hours
north from London by car. And the problem with the
Midlands it's a it's a great place, but it doesn't
have much sort of regional identity. So within the UK
and within the different accents and regions in the UK,
(05:32):
the Midlands isn't really known for much. I mean what
our major city is Birmingham, and Birmingham does not show
the UK at its finest.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Okay, okay, where he was from?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Right, yeah, No, I'm not saying that Birmingham doesn't bring
out brilliant people, and it's got a really good university there,
but just as a city, it's it's not the nicest place.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Better representation of their culture. Downton Abbey, Jersey Shore.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
I'd say Downton Abbey is the more stereotypical and all English.
Oh yes, yes, and that's still very part of it.
I went recently to the Penrod Art Show. I was
I was back home, big stately mansion, you know, some
nice niche art stools. I picked up some nice clay
(06:32):
from Cincinnati and I was like, this is this is
absolutely brilliant. I could I could do this all day?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
All right?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Right on, Chuck is up next, Chuck, Welcome to the
Hammer in Angel Show.
Speaker 8 (06:43):
No talking about culture, Louis, you don't have capital punishment.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Do you capital punishment in the UK? You guys have
the death penalty?
Speaker 4 (06:51):
No, no, we did not.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Like guess what.
Speaker 8 (06:53):
Guess what, Louis, I'm going to teach you some of them.
You're in Indiana, we actually have the ability to perform
the death penalty for a federal crime. So when they
snapped that federal crime, and with what happened to the
girl over in Charlotte, we may be able to actually hammer,
we may be able to find out what the odds are.
Speaker 7 (07:11):
He becomes the first oh man willing to go.
Speaker 8 (07:14):
I am a degenerate at heart, so I think I
think there's the money to be made here.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Chuck, you're going to tailgate. We're gonna go up to uh,
We're gonna go down to teror hate in the federal
death chamber. If this guy ever gets the needle and
you and I are going to tailgate, my friend, they.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Only have to sell a pone.
Speaker 9 (07:32):
You only need the head.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
My man, I like it, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Brother.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
David is up next, David. Welcome to the hammer in
Nigel Shade.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
David, how's it going, guys? Good?
Speaker 7 (07:45):
Hey?
Speaker 9 (07:46):
We live in a world just full of extremes, right,
I mean in politics, you got the far left and
the far right, and so many issues follow to one
extreme or another. And I'm of the opinion that the
answer typically always lies somewhere in the middle. And that's
one reason I really enjoy listening to you guys, because
you'll you'll beat on Republicans just as much as you
(08:07):
beat on the Democrat and and and that's my point
is the answer is in the middle somewhere, and that's
what we're trying to find. But what I want to
mention though, is vaccines and vaccine mandates. So you've got
what I think, what is it like twenty six or
twenty eight vaccines that these newborns are are injected with,
(08:29):
and and and it basically you're almost coerced where you
got to get it. You got to get it, you know, right.
And then you've got now with that wants to I
won't say ban this, but you know they are going
to leave some of it up to choice. But once again,
the answer lies somewhere in the middle because some of
these some of these vaccines really do perform what they're
(08:51):
supposed to do, you know, like polio for example. But
what I want to know is why isn't anybody ever
talking about what's in these vaccines, so there's speculation about
what's causing these illnesses, you know, uh.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Autism.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Yeah, sure, that's been a big topic of discussion over
the past couple of decades.
Speaker 9 (09:17):
Is you know the talk, But why isn't anybody chasing
the manufacturers of these things and figuring out how to
get all this garbage out of the.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Vaccine They all had ammunity.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Yeah, yeah, it's tough man, because there's so much money, right,
big farmer can buy off the politicians that they need
to get.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
You get harmed by the COVID vaccine, if there's an
injury there, there's nothing you can do about it.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
And big Farmer can buy off the media. When you
can buy off the politicians and you can buy off
the media, you can pretty much do what you want.
I think about how COVID was right. The politicians were
bought off this vaccine. If you get it, it stops
the spread. The media they ran with it. Nobody knew.
They were all just talking out of their ass. Everybody was.
(10:02):
They were making up the information, but it was fed
to us like it's been fact checked. That's because the
money from big pharma came to the people that can
spread the propaganda. We get a propaganda problem in this country.
You can talk about all the vaccines you want, but
we need to figure out a place where we can
get legitimate information at a national level. That's a problem.
(10:26):
Ben is up next, Ben, what's up?
Speaker 6 (10:28):
Brother?
Speaker 7 (10:30):
Hey? Yeah, I was wondering if there are orthodontists.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
In the UK.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Okay, okay, Louie, that's a joke about your people.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Yes, yes, I got that. I got that.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Yes, there is orthodontis in the UK, and very good ones.
I don't know where this stereotype has come from. The
British people have bad teeth, I mean, like like the US.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Ut very street teeth, very good.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Yeah, and your dentistry is after you leave education as privatized,
you have to pay for it. So maybe as Brits,
who are more used to healthcare just being delivered on
a silver platter, we are less inclined to follow up
on aspects like our teeth, which you need to be
paid for.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Yeah, I get that. And listen, the stereotype for both cultures,
right is the British you guys have bad teeth, and
here in the United States we're fat masters. That's who
we are.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
You know.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
We eat for every occasion. We eat to celebrate, and
I'm guilty as charged. Let's go to Charles. Charles, you
get to bring us home, my friend.
Speaker 6 (11:45):
Okay, I'll make it real quick. I swear, I swear
to you, I'll make it real quick. I want to
say God bless you guys for the super work you do.
Of course Alice and the Mistress of all media there
of course special guests. He's writing this one two weeks
or three weeks in a row. Now it's going to
be wanting to get ready. What does he does he
think or what did he think of Diana Rigg who
(12:05):
starred in the original Avengers series back in the sixties
when I was in high school. That was the woman
of women right there. And she didn't open the door,
she knocked it down. And does he even know what
the hell I'm talking about?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Sure I
have some some marvel.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
You know she was. There was a television series back
in the sixties called.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
The Avengers Old Charles, Well this is.
Speaker 6 (12:32):
I was a junior in high school and stuff. But
it was a fill up for ABC when they ran
out of Old Who Shows and brought that series over
and uh, it was one of the big super hits.
But Diana rig about six foot tall. You have to
see her in the black leather fight outfit and everything else.
She became from nowhere to a superstar, even wound. I think,
(12:53):
let's see automation.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Secrets told you.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
About else?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
God bless you. I appreciate you. All right, we can't
end on that, so let me ask you this question. Like,
if I think of a hot British actress, right, I'm
coming to the table with Elizabeth Harleber. Oh yeah, she
still got her fastball and she's older than hell. Who
is the hot American chick?
Speaker 6 (13:18):
Like?
Speaker 3 (13:19):
If you could shack up tonight with any American lady's
got a girlfriend back home, because yeah, she's across at ocean,
it's a different. If you could shack up with an
American woman tonight, pick one.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Who is library?
Speaker 4 (13:31):
I mean, despite all her controversy, I'm gonna have to
say Sydney Sween all right, now, just quickly before we end,
I just want to clarify something. Last week I got
a question about gas prices in the UK. Now I
got this terribly wrong. In the UK converted, we are
(13:51):
paying per gallon six dollars fifty.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Oh wow.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
So while you'll out here planning about your about your three,
about your three dollars per gallon, just spare and little
thought to us across the pond, who every time are
paying six dollars fifty per gallon.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Understood, Louis my man, give him around, the official.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
British guy of the Hammer and Nigel show. We've loved
having any money. Thank you,