Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hammer in Nigel kill.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Do you suppose we'll meet any wild animals?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
The quarter crisd the dingo, ain't your baby?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
And now Hammer Nigel probably presents damn nature, you're scary
ryans and tygers.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Four year old boy in North Carolina Hammer sent to
the hospital after a copper head snake bit him at
daycare Copperhead Road as he was playing near a sandbox.
Of course, here's it sounded like the boy is gonna
be okay. Here is the boy's auntie talking about what happened.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
The director go to man City, he goes snake be it.
My first thought was why didn't they co one? My
second thing, I was like, does the parents even know
about the other parents?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Why are they calling me? Was I like third on
the list? Call nine one one? If the four year
old it's bit by a copperhead snake? What do you
want me to do about it?
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Drive over and suck the poison out?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Is that's why I'm called? She was awesome to play that.
Play her again. She's like, why are they calling me?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
The director go to and said he got snake bit.
My first thought was why didn't they count one?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
That's a very common Yeah, that's a common response.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Yeah, and it's even better with the awesome North Carolina
accent snake bit.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Why did't they call.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Uh great moments and snake's history. This was a woman
who had went out to a restaurant to have a
lovely meal. She had her glass beverage right in front
of her. Next thing, you know, a snake falls from
the ceiling down to her food.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I leaned in to take a sip and I noticed
that something hit me on the forehead. And I looked
at my husband, like what was that? And when I
turned around, I saw the snake in my margaret oh,
and I just jumped away from the bar. At that point,
it was moving. It started wrapping around my straws. They
grabbed the stick trying to get it, and I was
just like, please, don't let it go in my purse.
(02:09):
Another man that was having dinner on the other side
of the bar came and he grabbed it and took
it out. I left shaking like I was traumatized.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yeah, I'd be pretty traumatized. Yes, that had happened. I
have a friend who tells his story a long time
ago at a very well known, famous high end restaurant
in downtown Arby's, not Arby's, No, the kind that you
have to, you know, make a reservation like a month
in advance. He was sitting there having dinner and a
(02:41):
cockroach fell from the ceiling onto his Oh no plate.
No he didn't make a scene, but he he discreetly
called whoever was walking past him and pointed it out,
and his whole entire you know, obviously me was taken
care of.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Sure, I would expect the next one probably to be
taken care of too. Yeah, I would be asking the
matre d the waiter, whoever it may be, Excuse me, sir?
Is it normal for cockroaches to fall into my food?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Here?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I'm new and can can one of the bust boys
get me a can of raid?
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Great moments in Snake's history. Of course, we have to
play the clip from the Samuel L. Jackson classic Snakes
on a Plane.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Oh I have had it with these moni snakes on
this modif.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Why now we had to beat that out because that's
how you know the language is in the movie. It's
pretty pretty a hard r when you're dealing with Samuel L.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Jackson.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
But when they try to put these movies on basic Cable.
They don't just bleep things out. Sometimes they change the copy. Okay,
so listen to how this same clip, the same scene
in the movie sounds on Basic Cable.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I have had it with these monkey Fighting Snakes. Ow
this Monday to Friday.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Play monkey Fighting Snakes on this Monday to Friday plane.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
That's that's him. Yes, So they call they call the
production company or the director calls the actor back in
and does has him do voiceovers right like after they
they're done filming the movie.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Right, we need to record a version that could play
on Basic Cable, maybe one that's on you know, regular TV.
If you want to get the royalties, Sam, we need
you to lay these audio tracks down.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Can I hear the uh? I need to hear that
edit one.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
More time, please, Alison, I have had it with.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
These monkey Fighting Snakes.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Own this Monday to Friday.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Play great moments in Snake's history.