Damn Nature, You Scary!

It took seven Sarasota deputies to capture a 600-pound, 14 foot long gator that was terrorizing a neighborhood. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hammer in, Nigel him, do you suppose won't meet any
wild animals?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
The clams, doors, the dingo ain't your baby?

Speaker 3 (00:10):
And now hummer Nigel proudly presents, damn nature, you're scaring.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
A ninety three w IBC Science and Tigers and.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Oh day line Florida boy.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
It took seven Sarasota deputies to capture a six hundred pound,
fourteen foot long gator that was terrorizing a neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Only seven deputies fourteen foot, six hundred pounds.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Oh wow, here's some dramatic audio of them getting it
under control.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
Get on you leg.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Everybody get on a leg. I need someone on that
leg right here.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
No pick it up up, kick it up?

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Talk, pick it up.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Out?

Speaker 4 (00:56):
What's up? Shop? That didn't? Should we all recreate in
this studio what it would sound like to wrangle a
six hundred pound, fourteen foot long gator.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
I need to hear it one more time before I
feel comfortable. Okay, let's hear it again. You get on
a leg. You everybody get on a lenk. I need
someone on that leg right there. No pick it up up,
kick it up, pick it up, hold on, hold on,
hold on, cig out the tail up, push up shop.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
I didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
All right, we're gonna recreate that. Okay, all right, okay,
here you.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
And I and Allison are just the three of us
are picking up a six hundred pound, fourteen foot long gator.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Okay, you're the team lead of this group.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Okay, all right, Allison, get around, lets get on legs
up up Hammer, Hammer the head.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Till come in here? The tail, the tails, waggon the
tail wagon? What's up there?

Speaker 5 (02:02):
Oh my god, God and scene.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
If that doesn't win a Marconi award, then just take
the award and throw it in the trash.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
I about a breath, you can.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Wand a breath and actually wrestling an alligator.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
I didn't actually wrestle a navigator. Think about how big
that thing is.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
That's two Shaquille O'Neills standing on end stuff.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
You know.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Nigel would be the first one out the door. It
would just be you and I. I would try to
reason with it.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
I would be directing on high. You would be hiding
behind Alison peeping around, and.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
I'd be trying to feed it whatever I have, and
then Hammer would pull out a gun.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
That's what happened. Hey, somebody's got to save the Day right,