Episode #1991 Hammer and Nigel Full Show - LIVE from the IN State Fair

Hammer & Nigel take the show on the road and broadcast LIVE from the Indiana State Fair Taproom, thanks to Wilson Farm Market!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hammer and Nigel.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Can you believe these characters are weird of us?

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Yeah, my name is Nigel. Jason Hammer is here the
Hammer of Nigel road Show out of the State's Fairgrounds.
Inside the tap room sponsored by Wilson Farm Market. It's
really easy to find us. Walk right inside. The tap
room comes straight back. We're under a sign that literally

(00:29):
says tap room then the uh. Then if you're looking
at the stage like we're looking to the left of us,
there is a beer sampling place where do beer sample?
Friday Later here at about five forty five, brought to
you by Thompson Furniture and Mattress at Columbus. To the
right of us is all the beer you can handle,
So many beers on tap. Crystal Hammer, the crazy Cubon lady,

(00:52):
has joined us today as sort of a proxy filling
for her husband Hammer. I don't know what you did
to him, but he sounds like Crystal Hammer sounds like
a Hulk Hogan in the grave right now.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Like, I want to tell you something, brother, We got
a lot of beers to drink hair at the tap room.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Brother, what's going on with your husband's voice right now? Well,
you said something about you've fed a vegetable soup.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Well, I did, and I made it from with some
hot peppers in my garden, and I might have put
too many in it, and it was pretty spicy. But
I love it when he loses his voice because it's
the only time he shuts.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
The hell up.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
My god, what do you now? You don't have like,
you don't have fever anything, right, I'm sitting right next
to you. It's just like you've got some sort of
frog in your throat. That's a giant ass. I had
more like an alligator in your throat than anything else.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
If you've ever wondered what it would sound like if
RFK Junior hosted the Hammer and DiGRA Show today, your
wishes come to Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Look, the State Fair starting today running through Sunday, August seventeenth,
pretty much opens every day at eight am except Mondays,
so they're closed Mondays? Right?

Speaker 1 (02:02):
If fairs close Monday? Right? Is that the thing?

Speaker 2 (02:06):
And there's different hours to.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Be in those days of the week.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
You want to come by eight to eleven on Tuesdays,
Fridays and Saturdays, gotcha, eight to ten Wednesdays, Thursdays and Sundays.
And if you want to get here late toward the end,
eight PM is kind of the.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Cutoff, like really pm, they stop letting.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
People in at that point, But you can still enjoy
a couple of hours.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Now, I've been to the hammer household before you, Crystal
the crazy cupon, Lady, you did not have a concoction
or anything you can make your husband to make him
sound a little bit better. I've seen your bar. It's
heads and tails to anything I have.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
In my house.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
I want him to stay this way because when he
get told you like, he won't say a word because
he's trying to get his voice back.

Speaker 5 (02:50):
So I'm not going to make him anything.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
The way shuts up.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Okay, Well, I feel like she was the one that
did this.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
I feel like she did this on purpose and like
a poisoning.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
You just got Do you sound like a wrestler? I
mean you honestly sound like like a reincarnation of Hulk Cogan.
I like it.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
I think it sounds good.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Tell me why in the world, and nobody knows the
answer to this, why Glayne Maxwell would be moved from
one prison in Florida to another prison in Texas.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
She was sentenced, you.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Know, of twenty twenty two for trafficking, human trafficking, years
of long schemed scheming with Epstein to groom and abuse
underage girls. She got her own helicopter's pilot license because
the regular pilots were looking at him funny flying all
these young girls to Epstein Island in the Virgin Islands.

(03:44):
She in.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
This move to the to.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
A different prison in Texas comes after she met with
the Deputy Attorney General in Tallahassee, Florida, where she was
housed and we with the details of the contents that
meeting have not been made public, but a lawyer said
that Gislaine honestly answered every question that the Deputy Attorney

(04:11):
general asks. So why the move? These are minimal security prisons.
In fact, the one that's in Texas now it's not
a prison, it's a camp. So apparently they're singing, you know,
they're gathered around the fire at night with a guitar
and singing songs.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah, this is interesting because she had a list of demands, right, Yeah,
she wanted like full immunity. But here's the thing. Earlier
today in a chop propressor which I'm sorry I don't
have the voice to pull off right.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Now, Yeah, we don't have to recreate it, right.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
But in a Chopp propressor, Donald Trump was asked if
he would ever pardon Galaine Maxwell.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Would you consider a part in or a commutation for
Hewan Maxwell?

Speaker 6 (04:55):
If it's something I haven't thought about, is really unrecommended.

Speaker 7 (04:58):
It makes something I'm allowed to it's something I have
not been one would Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
I think the answer to that question is hell No.
I mean, I don't know. I heard Rob Kendall talking
about this the other day. I tend to agree with him. No,
this woman procured, procured, and provided and groomed girls, befriended
younger age women, brought them to the Virgin Islands there

(05:23):
in Epstein Island, and.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
She was complicit in all this.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Now, whether or not she gets out of prison or
her you know, her sentence ends early, that's one thing.
But don't ever say that she's not a felon or
anything like that. That's that's unacceptable. That probably should have
been the answer. I will never pardon her. Commuting a

(05:48):
sentence is different than pardoning.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
I believe if would you blessen the sentence in any.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Way, if it would bring to light the people that
were taking advantage of the younger on that island. Yes,
I would, but I would not. I absolutely not say
that she. I would not pardon her. I would not
you know, let her go with you know, a felony
anything like that. That kind of stuff stays so. But

(06:15):
that's the answer you give there. I see a special
guest in the in the wing. Should we bring him
up ever? Yeah, bring him on up here, ladies and gentleman.
Jay Query, voice of the IMS Radio Network, just got
done with his show at the Dairy Bar and decided
to wander down to the beer the beer tap place here,
the beer room, the tap room, Jake, thank you for

(06:36):
calling in yesterday kind of breaking down the news about
Fox purchasing a little bit.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Of the IndyCar series. How are you doing? How is
your show? Outside at the Dairy Bar. I love being here.
I love everything about the State Fair. I love the
tradition of it.

Speaker 8 (06:50):
I love the fact that it's been what five or
six years now where you can come here and get
a craft beer as well. So it was good. We
had a lot of fun. I will say, since I
talked to you guys yesterday, and I'll give it in
ten or fifty seconds. But the Fox purchase in the
indie car and the ims that we talked about yesterday
and talking to people yesterday after I talked to you guys,
but in talking to more and kind of analyzing it,

(07:12):
it was reassured to me that this was more about
just simply an investment by Fox as opposed to a
purchase of intellectual access, if that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
But I think it's mostly about promotion.

Speaker 8 (07:24):
I think Fox is saying, listen, we want to help
promote these races as much as possible, not only for
gate attendance, but for television numbers as well.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
So we're willing to put our money.

Speaker 8 (07:34):
It's one thing for somebody to say we want to
help out, and they were willing to say, no, we'll
give you money to show you how invested we are
in trying to grow this.

Speaker 7 (07:43):
And so.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
I'm not saying this is going to be the case forever,
but for the immediacy.

Speaker 8 (07:48):
The thing that was kind of reassured to people was
this doesn't necessarily like organizationally change anything. It simply is
an assistance, in particular from a promotion standpoint.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
I took this as Fox is tired of seeing empty
seats on television. The Iowa race. There wasn't a lot
of people there.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yeah, that's the thing is.

Speaker 8 (08:07):
So the Iowa race is a good example, Jason, because
you know, they had a partnership to IndyCar with High
V grocery stores, which was tremendous, and they promoted the
heck out of it and it became a staple with.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
An Iowa that had concerts and other such things.

Speaker 8 (08:21):
When Hive had an organizational change and they backed out
of that sponsorship, then Penske Entertainment Group was the promoter
this year, and I think they had so many other
things going on they just didn't necessarily I think they realized,
we have the resources, but we don't necessarily have the
time to be able to also promote these races. So
this was a you know, somebody coming along saying, hey,

(08:42):
we'll help you out in that regard. Now, I'm not
trying to carry company of water when I say that,
but I talked to enough people, including those that are
outside of the company, that all kind of agreed that
that was the foundation of what this meant.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
Jay Query from when I was seven and five to
the fan here joining us on the Hammer Nigel Show
here in the State Fair, inside of the tap room,
let's pivot to the Colts.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
You've been brought Asham from the Colts training camp.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
What have you seen. What is the feeling that you
and the rest of the hosts have as what you've
seen on the field from Anthony Richardson and the feeling
you get about the season moving forward.

Speaker 8 (09:16):
I think with Richardson, Nigel, what we saw right now is,
you know, I really felt like Daniel Jones at the
beginning of camp. I thought Daniel Jones is going to
be the Week one starty, partially because Anthony Richardson had
missed time at OTA that was before camp. Now that
we've gone through camp, Jones has not done anything detrimental.
He has not done anything to hurt himself, but he
hasn't necessarily done anything to stamp himself either. And when

(09:39):
you look at the investment they have back to that
word into Anthony Richardson, both from a reputation standpoint of
he was the franchise quarterback that you went out and
you got then I.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Think they're going to give him every opportunity.

Speaker 8 (09:51):
And Richardson yesterday, I think during the night practice really
started to show that the rhythm and the things that
you're wanting to see from him in terms of making
a step are starting to present themselves. So I think
as of right now, Richardson probably has the head start
on that job.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
And I really always felt like Daniel.

Speaker 8 (10:09):
Good once camp started, I thought, if Daniel Jones is
the starter, it's not even going to because Daniel Jones
won that job. It's because Anthony Richardson didn't. And I
think Richardson is starting to put foot forward.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
On getting that job.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
That's thing at the dairy Bar.

Speaker 8 (10:24):
Oh man, I'm a huge fan now, I will say, yeah,
I will say I was a huge fan of the
Swiss on rye, but that's off the menu. This year
the key lime milkshake was outstanding, really, but I think
it's hard to go against just the standard chocolate milkshake.
Maw okay, I mean it's hard to go How was
that blueberry one? The blueberry one? How about this, Jason?

(10:44):
Last year the blueberry milkshake, which was their special they
do one per year. The blueberry milkshake is the first
special milkshake they've ever had that was the leading sale
for that particular year. Chocolate the annual winner, but last
year blueberry unseated it and it was very good. But
it was a little tart for me. I'll be honest
with you, and so you know I like I like things.

(11:06):
It's why to be honest with you, Hammer, I enjoyed
you on the radio. I like things a little more dull.
You just just watered down a little bit. And so
that is you know that one was a It was
a little tart for my taste.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Right, God bless you.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Thank you, Jacob Array when thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Podcast. It's a lot of fun. I appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
Gains Hammer and Nigel broadcast live inside the tap room
the Indiana State Fairgrounds. You gotta this place is back.
We've have Hammer and Nigel shirts for sale if you
would like to uh to take all sorts of the
crazy coupon. Lady is manning the Hammer Nigel shirt for
sale station.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
If you buy two of them, she'll make out with you.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
And then we have now and then we have Randy
Numbers one man Randy Savage sitting to my right here
for Hammer. Some news out the Indiana fever and this
is breaking according to my mom. Oh, I will tell
you about that next on the Hammer and Nigel Show.

(12:13):
Indiana State Fair Hammer and Nigel Road show, one of
our favorites, sponsored by Wilson Farm Market. I teased some
news about the Fever, but I'm not comfortable in sharing
it as of yet because my mom was the one
that broke the news to me. So I'm gonna stay
away from that because I haven't been able to find

(12:34):
anything to confirm this certain news about the game on Saturday.
But I will say Hammer, by the way joining me
here as well as this beautiful, lovely life wife, Crystal Hammer,
the Crazy Coupon Lady Again. We're sponsored by Wilson Farm Market.
Tell me about Sophie Cunningham. She's kind of the enforcer

(12:55):
on the Indiana Fever.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
She she's the only one that sticks up for Caitlin.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
She's a podcast. She's passionate about defending her teammate Caitlyn Clark.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
It's all so easy on the eyes.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
I'm not gonna it is what it is.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
It's all blonde.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
I like Tom, I like tall blonde. And she had
the Army's shirt on the What are something about?

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Kid? Girls et Arby.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Girls eat Arby's. But here is Sophie Cunningham from the
Indiana Fever Big Ass on her podcast. If Caitlin Clark
is the quote face of the league, and it literally
like pisses me off, and people are like, she's not
the face of the league, who would be? What, Sabrina?

Speaker 9 (13:39):
No, No, there's really good, well known people in our league.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
I'm not I'm not just creating them, like we have
a lot of badasses in our league. Like, hell, yeah,
of that, I'm.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Off for that.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
But when people will try to argue that she's not
the face of our league, or.

Speaker 10 (13:51):
If Arlee would be where we're at without her, you're
dumbest ship Yeah, you're literally dumb ast fuck.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
She's rights totally, totally, absolutely right dead on balls, right, and.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
Even if she's not the best player, she's the face.
Like right now, Lebron James isn't the best player in
the w in the NBA, but he's probably still the
face of the league.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Show.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Yeah, I think if you did a family Feud style
survey of everybody here and said, name an NBA player
that's in the league right now, I think Lebron would
be the number one answer. Brother, Brother.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
The crazy cupon Lady is with us here, Hammer's beautiful
wives are weird wearing these?

Speaker 11 (14:39):
Here?

Speaker 3 (14:40):
Why you sounds great? You look and it misses up
my hair.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
It's some when somebody else is hearing the other end
of the pitching.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
Would it be me?

Speaker 4 (14:51):
I was just supposed to come here to sell T shirts,
that was it.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Yeah, well you screwed up. You trusted us.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
So we do have Hammer and Nigel logo tea shirts
for sale. We're gonna go to Montreal.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
They're in the news.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
She's a Montreal woman has been walking around picking up
trash to raise money for her local animal shelter. She
that's nice. She calls herself the trash Lady. I'm a
trash lady, the crazy trash lady. We got the coupon
ladies sitting next to me and up in Montreal, there's.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
The trash lady.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Coupon lady greater than the trash lady.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
At least I will agree with that.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
Last count. She picked up around four thousand pieces of
trash this month, raised four grand for GoFundMe. Here is
Carolina talking about being at the trash lady.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
I'm the corporate girly by day, I'm a trash picker
by night.

Speaker 12 (15:43):
I gotta stop iman hit from every trash I pick up.

Speaker 13 (15:47):
I know firsthand how serious they take all of the
animal cases.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
I really think the SPCIA is so we need more
of these people in America.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
This was in Montreal, all would you want somebody in
your family to have the nickname the trash lady?

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Like, well, let's ask Crystal, because you've dubbed your wife
the crazy coupon lady.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Crazy is the key part.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
How do you feel about being the crazy coupon lady?
Because you know your stuff when it comes to going
grocery shopping and saving money in gas and do grocery shopping.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
And things like that.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
I'm stuff with later.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
I was always crazy before.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
Okay, all right, So yeah, I don't know. I don't
know about the trash lady. I come up with something
better than that.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
I'm serious. He's got a heart of gold. But nobody
wants to be called the trash lady. I'm sorry. Like
I dated a girl in college once whose nickname wasn't
the bank. Because I can't really tell you.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Why are you okay with this story? Crystal?

Speaker 2 (17:00):
I've already heard it one hundred times. But there's a
deposit junk in there.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Broadcasting live from the Indiana State Fairgrounds tap Room Live
sponsored by Wilson farmer Market, farm Market.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
My name is Nigel. Jason Hammer is here.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
Jason drinks. These drinks are the cocktail people. The beer people.
Eric just brought by these I call them meals in
a drink. Holy got almighty.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
I see a waffle.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
There's a waffle, and there was bacon in my uh.
This is some sort of pineapple concoction. Here in the
tap room here the same and Crystal has a breakfast
sandwich a part of her Bloody Mary which I just sampled,
which was very very good. Bloody Buddy, bloody Baddy.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
So it's kind of.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
Changed the room this year. I don't know, I don't
remember if it was like this last year. We have
to the left of us, like place where he could
just come sample beers, which is free. Got to have
a little wristband or whatever. But they're pouring samples and
then on the opposite end just a ton of different
beers on selection.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
And what a perfect day. Yeah, weatherwise, unbelievable. Man.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
This is the past Shew's broadcast we've done and have
just been inexplicably hot, just burning up, and this would
be the place people come in to get cool. But
now I'm just kind of kind of chilly.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Right now, I can thank you so much everybody for
hanging out with us. Thank you and Wilson Farm Market.
I wish I sounded better for you guys.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
I think you sound great.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
I think you sound like like a hardcore WWE nineteen
eighty seven wrestler that's just about to lose his life
or some lot.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Liszard doesn't smoking Marlboro Reds for about fifty years.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Well, this will make you happy.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
It's kind of been an embarrassing week for the extreme
political left hammer in terms of polling that their party
is about as popular as Ginger vited. Right now, let's
just start with It's just some basic stuff that people
just can extrapolate into bigger things and like just shake

(19:18):
their head.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
And like, what's wrong with all these people?

Speaker 3 (19:21):
We were not allowed to laugh or make fun of
the w NBA player who had her wig knocked off
during a game. Do you remember this. I don't even
know what two teams they were, but that the one
of the players her wig came off and she ran
out of the stadium like Bobby Hurley did when he
was playing with her Duke and had diarrhea, and.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
They stopped the game.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
They stopped the game because her wig fell off and
her wig got and so we got to pick that
up and we got to but that somebody was laughing
in the crowd is somebody they paid money to go
watch laughing. They somebody was laughing in the crowd. So
when this player came back and they were looking at

(20:02):
footage and they had to get security involved, and the referees,
they were looking on the on the monitors, they kicked
a fan out for laughing that this poor w NBA
player lost her wig during the game. So, if I
understand correct so I am correlating this to the like

(20:23):
the bad poll numbers, because that's just who these people are.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Right, So if I understand this week correctly, I'm not
allowed to laugh at a wig being knocked off. But
I'm also not allowed to be in favor of a smoking,
hot blonde chick doing jeans commercials.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Is that right? They tried to tell us we're not
we have to hate a beautiful bucks and blonde like
Sydney Swinney doing a jeans commercial for charity by the way,
for American Eagle, because it's what Hitler would do it
mentioning jeens and because she says, I've got good genes,

(21:04):
which was a play on words. She's trying on jeans,
and then then but she's there, they're invoking the word eugenics.
That the critics of this and and you know, finally
Sidney Sweeney, who again I'm not sure is she an actress,
she had model She's really not commented on this before

(21:27):
now and now here ladies and gentlemen to kind of
fight back on all the hate. She's beginning is a
I again, this is a I Sidney Sweeney on the
American Eagle Genes ad.

Speaker 13 (21:42):
It has come to my attention that like fat ugly
chicks are upset by my American Eagle ad. And that's like, honestly,
like so funny because fashion is only for attractive people.
I mean, who are you kidding? Like, I'm sorry, you're disgusting,
but this product, yeah, it's not for you. Liberal women
are such spiteful bitches sometimes, but it's like not their fault.

(22:06):
I guess some of them are just born hideous and
that's like tough. I also just want to say that
throughout this ad campaign, people have been guessing my political
views and I against the wishes of my publicist I'm
going to share that I am way more right wing
than you could ever imagine.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Ai Sidney Sween, I took a swig of my cocktail.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Right does she say is right?

Speaker 3 (22:29):
Does she was saying? Fashion is?

Speaker 14 (22:31):
What?

Speaker 3 (22:31):
Does she say?

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Fashion is only for beautiful people? Ai Sidney Sweeney?

Speaker 15 (22:37):
For is?

Speaker 1 (22:38):
That is not the real Sidney Sweeney?

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Now, yeah, here with a counter perspective.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
We've got a counter argument.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
It's been a big week for this woman, Minnesota's Amy Klobachar.
She's a senator, she's ran for president. She is here
to represent how liberal women feel about this Sydney Sweeney commercial.

Speaker 10 (22:58):
Look, all we're saying is that we want representation. Okay.
If Republicans are going to have beautiful girls with perfect
takes in their ads, we want ads for Democrats too.
You know, we want ugly, fat bitches wearing pink wigs
and long ass fake nails, being loud and twerking on
top of a cop car at a waffle house because
they didn't get extra ketchup. You know, just because we're

(23:21):
the party of ugly people doesn't mean we can't be
featured in ads. Okay, And I know most of us
are too fat to wear jeans are too ugly to
go outside, but we want representation.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Ai any Clombajar so just too ugly to go outside.
I love I think I like Ai Colomba char better
than I do AI sweeenye if you want my honest opinion.
The thing is, that's how Clobajar talks last night after
announcing she's this was a shock er and a big

(23:59):
disappointment for liberals on the West Coast. But Kamala Harris,
it's not running for governor. Good after after Twosome Newsom,
Gavin Newsom Tooso.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
I mean the bar's pretty low.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
She blew like like one and a half billion on
her field presidential campaign.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
She's going to write a book instead.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Oh well, I think it's out now.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Is the book out now?

Speaker 2 (24:24):
It's called Loser?

Speaker 1 (24:30):
So what is this next clip? Or is this Kamala Unclebert?

Speaker 2 (24:35):
Oh no, So you've go one loser speaking to another
loser about how the public has basically given them both
a middle finger. Here she was promoting her horrible book
last night.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
I mean, there's it's there's a lot of personal stuff
in the book. I mean, for Dougie, you know, for example,
my birthday is in October, the elections in November.

Speaker 7 (25:08):
You see where I'm going.

Speaker 9 (25:11):
And Dougie kind of dropped the ball on.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
My big birthday. He didn't get you anything.

Speaker 9 (25:17):
Oh, you have to read the book.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
And that, my friends, is what it sounds like when
you get to the gates of hell.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
Good lord. I mean, did anybody even like nobody? She
was not picked, she was not voted for. Nobody voted
for her even the run up to the Democratic primaries,
and then after she got the vice presidential nod, nobody
voted for after they.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Uninstalled Joe Biden.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
No votes. It was a wonder how bad she lost.
Even the swing states in this country, the big giant
swing states for Donald Trump, and she put up those.
But I think it's called like one hundred and seven
days or something like that. It's something about her campaign
leading up to the election.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
And that's why Stephen Colbert is getting canceled too. That's
your big guest.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
No, Donald Trump canceled Stephen Colbert.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
That's right, great moments in Kamala Harris history.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
No, there's no such thing.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Again. Another example as to why she lost the election,
comparing January sixth to these specific.

Speaker 16 (26:30):
Dates, certain dates echo throughout history, including dates that instantly
remind all who have lived through them where they were
and what they were doing when our democracy came under assault.
Dates that occupy not only a place on our calendars,

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but a place in our collective memory. December seventh, nineteen
four thirty one. Oh yeah, September eleventh, two thousand and one,
in January sixth.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Stuff, yeah, those are in my top three.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
Right there, Ladies and gentlemen, it's the Hammer and Nigel Show,
where broadcasting life from the tap Room here at the
Indiana State Fairground sponsored by Wilson Farm Market. We're sitting
under a sign that says tap room, so it's not
hard to find us if you're looking for a reason
to come have a drink with us tonight. Happy sixty
six birthday to Joe Elliott, the lead singer of Deaf Leopard.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
I gotta thought he'd be a little older. I gotta
be honest, but are.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
We going to do that? How many Deaf Leopard songs
as Kylin heard of here?

Speaker 2 (27:43):
So Kylin is filling in for Alison.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
She's back at the studio. Hi, Kylin, I have.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Put together a seven song montage of death Leopard hits
I've set the over under at three and a half.
How many I think she knows?

Speaker 1 (27:57):
Okay, Kylin, I think you know more than three deaf leopards.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
You're giving me way too much credit, are you serious?

Speaker 13 (28:07):
Quite possible.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
I think you're gonna know more.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Okay. So I think I'm taking the over on this.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
And seven is the over.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Okay. And you don't have to give you don't have
to give me the name of the song.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
You just have to be honest and tell me. Tell
us whether you've heard of it or not. In honor
of the lead singer of Death Leopard's birthday.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Okay, yell it out if you know it or not. Okay, Kailan,
all right, here we go, Here we go, fire it up?

Speaker 14 (28:46):
Yeah, Okoto, come on?

Speaker 1 (29:04):
How did I okay, turn it in.

Speaker 7 (29:09):
Light?

Speaker 3 (29:18):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, let's go. Come on one more?
Oh and a classic.

Speaker 14 (29:38):
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
I got the over, cash that over, I got the over, Hyland.
You make me very proud.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
It's the Hammery Knifel show. He's tuggings back crous old
man Little Marriotti. Bob came over here giving me the business. Okay,
We've got the deep fried Oreo eating contest. Coming up
in about fifteen minutes.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
Are you gonna be able to perform in the condition
you're in with your throat right now and everything?

Speaker 2 (30:10):
This may be like the Jordan flu game. It's gonna
be the greatest thing you've ever seen. So that's coming
up in about four to ten ish.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
Okay, I can't wait for this. Hammer and Nigel show
on the road Indiana State Fair opening day. Thanks to
Wilson Farmer Market Wilson's Farm Market for sponsoring us.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
We have a quick feud. Hammer, I know we got to.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
Blow through this. But the Earnhardt family, Dale's widow, Teresa
versus the kids Earnhart kids, What is happening here?

Speaker 2 (30:44):
So Teresa, she wants to take a lot of the
land that used to be the Earnhart estate and put
data centers on it. If you know anything about the
old land, Dale was like a conservationist. This was the
last thing you would have wanted. So I guess Teresa,
the widow, and the kids are fighting about this. Uh oh,

(31:06):
Carrie Earnhardt, the oldest goes on Twitter quote. Dad would
be livid his name associated in this title. Data centers
don't belong in our neighborhood. And then go back to March.
There was a big Wall Street Journal article about how
Dale Junior and Kelly Earnhardt have been banned from going.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
To the rest site.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
I remember that it couldn't even go see the grave,
right So it's a family feud in the Earnharts right now,
and it's a I hate that.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
It sounds like it's everybody against Teresa the widow. All right,
we're gonna take old time out and then when we
come back, we will reset where we're at. We had
a quick update on the economy and the deep fried
Oreo eating content.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
Ready, MARIATCHI, Bob, your challenger is here. He's brought his family,
and I don't know who to bet on right now.
I don't know what the odds are. Hammer. I'm sorry, okay, okay,
I'm just gonna tell you. Anybody that has their own
nickname scares me a little bit.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
He gave himself the nickname Nigel. He gave himself the nickname.
And I didn't come here sounding like hault Cogan to
get beat. So that is coming up next.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
Hellyever, what my.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Name is Nigel?

Speaker 3 (32:28):
That's Jason Hammer, The Hammer Nigel road Show. The first
day of the Indiana State Fair thanks to Wilson Farm Market.
In the tap room, literally sitting underneath the sign that
says tap room people coming in here to cool off,
grab a beer. We are doing the Oreo eating contest,
a deep right Oreo eating contest here in just a

(32:50):
few minutes. My name is Nigel. Jason Hammer has some
sort of affliction with his throat right now where he
sounds like Hull Cogan. It kind of gives you like
a gruff ruf, you know, like Yellowstone type of feel.
Are you feeling okay? That's what I want to know,
because your voice is gone. But I just want to

(33:10):
make sure you're not You're not constantly giving me COVID
over here or anything.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Well, the last thing I would want is for you
to get sick and have to miss any work, so
it never happens with me. I feel great. Yeah, I
feel like a million bucks. I'm just losing my voice
and maybe this is the gods above saying this is
my tribute to Hawk Hogan because I feel like I
sound like him at this point. Well, let me tell

(33:37):
you something, brother. We got the deep fried Oreo contest
coming up and took a few minutes and the millions
and millions of hamorrhoids and Nigerians. We're gonna lie oup
what you're gonna do?

Speaker 14 (33:47):
Brother?

Speaker 3 (33:49):
Wow? That sounds that's like, actually sounds better than your
regular voice when you're talking normal. So I want to
get through this good had economic news really quick. There's
a silver lining in this jobs report that came out today.
Just go through the nuts and bolts of it and

(34:09):
U because I really want to get to the Oreo
eating contest. But I do think it's important that we
there's something that we missed in the jobs report that
that's lost on people.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
So the headlines are the jobs report sticks, Oh yeah,
way less than expectation.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Mainstream media loves that a.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Lot of them and shall we say, illegal workers going down?

Speaker 3 (34:30):
Okay, there we go. That's the uh. We feel like
we have to get to some important news before we
screw around for the rest of the time here at
the Indiana State Fairs. Shall we start the deep fried
Oreo contest? Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready? I challenged
Hammer a couple of years ago to a defried Oreo
edi contest right in this building. Lost horribly to Hammer.

(34:53):
Last year, he challenged his son, Chris, who actually works
for Radio one and the promotions depart. It was kind
of cruel, you berated Chris, and we're actually kind of
mean to him, and I think they kind of intimidated
him a little bit, so he lost. Now, the challenge
was put out to a listener this time, somebody, if

(35:16):
you would like to show up here for the Deep
Fried Oreo dy contest to challenge Hammer.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
We'll put it out there to the people that listen
to this program.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
And we had somebody by the name of Mariachi Bob
reach out to us. Yes, Mariachi Bob, why don't you
step up to the plate.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Here real quick.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
This is this is Marianchi Bob and there's your Deep
Fried Oreo thing right there. Put your headphones on, Bob,
can you hear us? Are you okay? All right?

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (35:45):
You doing? Everybody? Say hello to Bob right here?

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Hey guys.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
I emailed him earlier today and I said, hey, just
confirming Mob that you're going.

Speaker 12 (35:55):
To be there.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
He responded, that's Mariachi bot Oh guys.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
So the big question we've been shots fired. We've been
pondering this whole time before we get in on this
eating contest.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
Underway.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
What is why are you called Mariachi Bob?

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Well, thanks for the question, thanks for having me.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
Yes, Hammer for the record.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Not my own nickname. How do you give it to myself?

Speaker 10 (36:18):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (36:19):
I don't believe you?

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Okay.

Speaker 17 (36:21):
So the rev Ims they launched that big party every
year at the beginning of May twenty eighteen. It just
so happened to fall on secret to MYO. I was
a bartender back then. They said, hey, we need a
promotional guy step into this outfit. So it was a
Mariachi outfit. So race day comes around and you know,

(36:41):
the guy who is running the show said, hey, bring
me the Mariachi guy and they're like Bob and he's like, yeah,
Mariachi Bob.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
So after that, my my bartending guy.

Speaker 17 (36:52):
Cliff Rally, shot out, Uh, he said run with it.
He said, that's a that's a celebrity bartender name.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
And after that I became the premier bar.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Did you have to wear the outfit every year?

Speaker 3 (37:02):
Though? Think they didn't ask you to wear a dress
for whatever reason?

Speaker 2 (37:07):
Cross dressing Bob, go get him all right, before we
get into this contest.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
We got to build it up.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
We gotta do the fanfare correctly. Right here to present
our nation's national anthem, Frank Drebbon.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
There's people actually standing up and putting.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
Their Frank drebin with a national anthem.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
What is a gentleman? Do we have an invocation?

Speaker 2 (37:47):
We do because we believe in faith around here. Here
is the invocation before the Oreo eating contest from Joe Biden.

Speaker 18 (37:56):
Hey, you know, we pray to Jesus, or as they
say in France, hey zeus. We hope everyone you know
has a safe, safe birthday. I hope this matchup is
almost as fun as sniffing hair of young children. So
let's hurry up with us. I have to poop, Amen?

Speaker 2 (38:21):
Amen?

Speaker 3 (38:22):
He had did he say he had to poop? At
the end of the invocation.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
I believe they had ndge. Very usual and you can't
have a big event to the state of Indiana without
the singing back home again in Indiana, kaimons.

Speaker 16 (38:41):
Then I.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
Wasn't about production.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
And now, ladies and gentlemen, let's do the starting lineups, Kylin,
if you could, let's get the starting lineup music on
here for the deep fried Oreo eating contests. First of all,
ladies and gentleman, the underdog, the guy that emailed this
the guy that goes by the name of Mariachi Bob Ladies,
a gentleman taking on number one talk show host of

(39:28):
the legendary Hammer and Nigel Show.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
He sounds like Hulk Hogan right now.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
He doesn't have a voice, but is powering through with
beer and water and donuts. Ladies and gentlemen, Jason Hammer,
I don't know how do you want to do this?

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Hammer?

Speaker 3 (39:44):
Do we just want to do a countdown and get started?
We have Let me describe what we have in front
of us here, each one of you, Mariachi, Bob and
Hammer have a little plate of four deep fried oreos
with frosting on them, deep fried oreos. If you guys

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would like to help me out and sheer on these guys,
I'm going to count to three and then we're gonna
do This's like Mariachi Bob has a thing of water
next to him. Hammer has a thing in next to beer,
beer next to him. I think I know what the
strategy he is going to be here, Ladies and gentlemen,
let the Oreo eating contest, deep fried Oreo eating contest

(40:27):
start in three two one, Go, Ladies and gentlemen. Oh
my god, Mariachi Bob off to a strong start, Off
to a huge strong start. Jason Hammer eating it bit
by bit, his first oreo down the drain, Mariachi Bob
dipping his oreo in his water. He is down too,

(40:49):
Mariachi Bob is down to Jason Hammer. Oh, just got
done with his second, but he is behind, significantly behind
Mariachi Bob. Mariachi Bob washing down his third deep fried oreo.
Jason Hammer eating it bit by bit. He's just got
down his third. It's coming down to the fourth right now,
Ladies and gentlemen. Jason Hammer just dipping his fourth deep

(41:12):
fried oreo into his beer. Mariachi Bob was it the
lead just until now? Hurry, it is coming down to
the inn, Crystal Hammer. Are you watching? Are you guys watching?
Who won? I think it's I don't know. I think
it's Mariachi Bob.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
Who's winning.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
Mariachi Bob.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
Who won?

Speaker 3 (41:29):
Ladies and gentlemen, who, Oh my god, Mariachi Bob. I
think it's a winner, Mariachi Bob just by a hair.
You guys were so close. Jason Hammer, Oh, what a
great effort. What's your son's name? MARRIATCHI Bob's son's coming

(41:50):
to the jacent Go give your old man a hug.
He just pulled off a big upset. Ladies and gentlemen,
Oh man, deep fried oreo eating contest, Mariachi beating Jason
Hammer barely, barely, Ladies and gentlemen, sorry about that day.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Congratulations. That was intense.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
That was the closest deep fried oreo eating contest I've
ever seen. And I love how Mary DATCHI, Bob's ten
year old son keeps talk coming here to talk trash
to you Hammer, Crystal, Crystal, what do you think.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
I can't here?

Speaker 3 (42:23):
I was hoping the fat bastard win a choke?

Speaker 1 (42:28):
All right, I want to go back to Hammer here
for just a quick second.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
And uh like you guys lost, I'm student standing here
with Mariachi Bob who barely beat Jason Hammer in the
oreo a deep fried oreo eating contest. I mean it
was like by half an oreo. How do you feel, Bob?

Speaker 1 (42:45):
What do you what do you know?

Speaker 3 (42:46):
You know?

Speaker 1 (42:47):
I feel great?

Speaker 3 (42:47):
It was it was a hard fought win.

Speaker 17 (42:49):
I like to thank my family, first and foremost God,
and of course the Hammer and Nigel Show for having
me out today.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Thank you and God bless America.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
Hammer, I know you're a little of the weather.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
You're not using that as an exercuse.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
You were literally half a deep fried Oreo behind, literally
one half behind maryannchie Bob. How are you feeling?

Speaker 2 (43:10):
I feel like this was the two thousand and six
Indy five hundred right. It was coming down to the
start finish line. You got the best of me today.
But at the end of the day, I think everybody
can have songs knowing that we're both going to get diabetes.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be right back. Live out of
the Indiana State Fair sponsored by Wilson Farm Market.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
It's a Hammer and Nigel Show present is indeed, it
depends upon what the meaning of the word is.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Is this anything?

Speaker 14 (43:48):
Rock and roll?

Speaker 3 (43:49):
Roll the We're live out of the State Fair in
the tap Room sponsored by Wilson Farm Market, Hammer and
Nigel Show on the road the opening day the Indiana
State Fair. And it brought to you also by the
Indiana Unclaimed Program, presented by the Attorney General's Office here
in Indiana, reuniting Hoosiers with over one million dollars in
unclaimed property. Every single week, fast, easy and free to

(44:12):
search at Indy and Unclaimed dot gov. You just want
me to go ahead and go through these, so save
your voice a little bit or you know, and then
we could discuss afterwards. Sure, can I sound like ass
more than two dozen? Did you see the footage of this?
This is pretty chilling, Like, this is what I mean.
The only thing I don't like about flying is a turbulence.
Everything else is fine, But I've never been in turbulence

(44:35):
so bad that they've had to land the plane in
an emergency and take twenty five people to the hospitals.
What happened over I think Minnesota, more than two dozen
people in a delta flight taking the hospitals at the
severe turbulence forced the plane to make an emergency landing.
It was so bad that the unbelted passengers hit the ceiling.

(44:58):
So like, if you're walking towards the Jahn right, and
if this turbulence comes out of nowhere, all of a sudden,
you're on the ceiling because they're dropping at such a
high rate of speed. Here is one of the passengers
talking about what happened.

Speaker 12 (45:13):
If you didn't have your seat built on. Everyone that
didn't they hit the ceiling and then they fell to
the ground, and the carts also hit the ceiling and
fell to the ground, and people were injured, and it
was and it happened several times, so it was really scary.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
Yeah, have you ever been in turbulence that bad as
to where like your drink is spilled in people, farms
stuck to the ceiling.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
The very first time I ever flew, it was perfect weather,
but the oxygen mask immediately dropped down though the pilot
hit the wrong button. I don't know if it was
the pilot or the crew. Somebody hit somebody, but the
mask button and the oxygen mask.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
That doesn't really still confidence in the crew when you
accidentally hit a wrong button.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
This was like nineteen ninety three. But I don't even
know if they have the oxygen mask that dropped down anymore.
I don't know, but as soon as that.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Happened they have them.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
The pilot jumped on disregard that just put.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Those back to where they were.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
Yet the turbulence always gets me, but I've never I've
plun through some bad turbulence flying into Florida one time.
Luckily I had had a few in me with my
buddies that were going down there. For the week, and
we kind of laughed, but there was a nervous laughter.
It was a nervous nervous laughter.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
I'm in a danger laugh.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
I'm a danger laugh. But I've also got a strong buzz,
so nothing's gonna happen to me. Here. Also, President Trump
signing an executive order bringing the Presidential Fitness Test back
to gym class in public schools.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
Here's a quick clip.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
Do you I don't remember this test music from back
in the day. See if this I'm just gonna play
this real quick. Does it bring back terrible memories of
getting sweaty in gym class for you? This is the music.

Speaker 15 (47:09):
The Fetnous gram Pacer test is a multi stage aerobic
capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.
The test will begin on the word start on your mark,
get ready start.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
I remember that, But do you remember the president will
fit the test? Shuttle run, baby, shuttle run.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Yeah, go pick those erasers up and bring your ass back.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
They did.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
I think they did away with it.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
Like twenty thirteen, an executive order was signed back this.
Like you know, some kids get accumiliated. I don't like
that aspect of it, but I like you know the
idea of RFK Junior and making America healthy again.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
I think this is part of it.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
This is what was at the White House for yesterday. Yes, yeah,
Triple Triple A. It wasn't for a negotiation for a
peace deal with.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
Israel and Gaza.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
I can tell you that. No, I love that.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
But like Triple H was there, Bryson de Shambo Lt.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
Yes, was there. Yeah, So that's what that was all about.
The Presidential Fitness Test back at your local elementary school.
Here on the Hammer and Nigel Show, stayed fair opening
day in the tap room sponsored by Wilson Farm Market.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
My name is Nigel, That's Jason Hammer.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
Welcome everybody. How you guys feeling it there? My first
day a fair go all right, what a beautiful day, man. Yeah,
your voice is horrible, I know. One of my favorite
things though. By just a quick update, you had the Oreo,
the fried Oreo eating contest. You lost to listener Mariachi Bob.
You were so it was a photo finish and I

(48:57):
was watching very closely. I wanted to make it a fair.
He add half a bite on you.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Towards the end.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
You guys were both dipping your respective deep fright oreos
in your beers. I think he had water.

Speaker 4 (49:10):
I just want to say though, out of the two
Oreo sets that that we had, Jason made sure Mariachi
Mariachi Mike got the one with the most powdered sugar
on top.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
Oh to sabotaging, you still want now here's the other even.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
The playing field, because I'm not one hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Here's the funny part.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
Hammer is still drinking out of the beer glass that
he was dumping his His strategy was to put the
deep fried Oreo in the glass of beer, pull it
out like Joey Jaws does at the Hot Dogging Championship.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
And put it in.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
And so after it was over, after Hammer lost by
just half an oreo, Crystal, the crazy cupeon lady here
kind enough to join us selling Hammery Nigel's T shirts here,
he said, let me take all the trash. You know,
she's clearing all the trash off the table. And she
wanted to take your beer that you were dumping the
oreos in. And you were like, no, don't take my beer.

(50:11):
What are you talking about? What's wrong with you?

Speaker 1 (50:14):
And you were you were visibly physically disgusted.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
Yeah, there's like a chocolate in the bottom of.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
Something slobber or slabber probably and things.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
You've never been more turned on, haven't you. Between my
voice and this beer, it's like we're about to have
a second honeymoon baby.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
So I thought that was the funniest part where you
offered to take his beer that he was dumping his
defried oreo in to get it down his gullet and
he's like, no, I'm finishing the beer. Okay, we're here
till six with the T shirts right, that is correct.

Speaker 4 (50:48):
We have a few large and extra large, and we
also have the Jason Allenhammer size two XL, three.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
XL store dot Hammer and Nigel dot com. If you
can't make it.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
Speaking of Hule Cogan, you do sound like hul Cogan.
You could really kind of. Can you flip on some
Hulk Hogan real quick? With the condition your voice is in,
it might make it worse, but like you the late
Hulk Hogan passing away?

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Can you give us some of that real quick?

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Let me tell you something, brother, When the millions and
millions of hawk and mediacs come here to the Indiana
State there they want to see the crazy coupon lady.
They want to buy the T shirt and they want
to come to the tap room where there's Indiana beers
all around the world, and the millions and the millions
of Nigel and Hammer fans. We're gonna drink the beers,
and they're gonna drink the beers, and they're gonna drink
more beers.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
You're gonna put my.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
Hand up to my ear. Let's see.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
Your voice almost gets better after that.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
You said, I want to try to scull it down
and starts sounding like OURFK.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
Reportedly, Hulk Hogan's official cause of death was a heart
attack seventy one years old, acute myocordidyl and farction. Had
a history of aphib which I wasn't really aware of,
which was an irregular heartbeat, and also diagnosed. Did anybody

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know that the Hulk was diagnosed with chronic lymphomanatic leukemia.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
Didn't know.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
I did not know that.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
So there were a couple of different factors in the Hulks.
There's death, but the aphib the heart condition irregular heartbeat
definitely played a part in the passing of one of
the greatest wrestlers of all time. He's on the Mount
Rushmore right, I mean, oh yeah, you know when you
talk about Mount Rushmore, that's kind of a cliche discussion topic.
I understand that, but Hulk is on. I mean, he

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was a superstar, is a superstar. He was on the
Mount Rushmore of superstar wrestler dude.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
WWE back when I was growing up was ww F. Yeah,
wouldn't probably exist if it wasn't for Hulk Hogan. Yes,
he made it like pop culture. He was a pop
culture phenomenon.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
Florida's Governor DeSantis ordered flags lowered for half staff for
Hulk Oaken Day in Florida as a tribute for being
a champion of the.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
State of Florida.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
That's how beloved that man was not only in that state,
but as a figure in the wrestling industry.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
And he opened up a lot of businesses in Florida too.
It wasn't just because he's a wrestler. Yeah, he employed
a lot of people at his shops and his memorabilia
stores and things like that.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
Another iconic figure that passed away recently Ozzy Osbourne, the
Prince of Darkness, the godfather of heavy metal. I want
to play this, I want to suit you. Some guy
does an impression Hammer of Arnold Schwarzenegger singing different songs
posted one. He did one as a tribute to Ozzy,

(54:01):
And I think it's kind of interesting to hear it now,
how it would sound if Arnold Schwartzenegger saying, with Black Sabbath,
here we go, Jane.

Speaker 11 (54:10):
The rules gathered by their messy, just like witches at
black messy, evil minds that got destruction, sorcerers that it's construction.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
In the fields.

Speaker 11 (54:32):
The bodies burnish, the one.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
Keeps journey.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
Dead in hatred to mankind? Lie you going going poisoning?
The trained wash my lines?

Speaker 19 (54:52):
Yeah, all right, the wow Arnold Schwartzenegger.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
Three Dog Night on the free stage tonight here at
the Indie and a State Fair, the opening night. I
looking forward to this. An icon, a legend.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
You don't realize how many hit songs they have.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Yeah, I know you listen to it.

Speaker 4 (55:13):
I know.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
So he'll be calling in a little bit after five o'clock.
It's the Hammer and Nigel Show. Hammer Nigel broadcasting live
inside the tap room. You guys doing all right, feeling
all right? We're brought to you by Wilson Farm Market
seventy eight at the American Standard Cooling Weather Studios. My
name is Nigel. Jason Hammer is here. I'd like to

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go back if we could just for a second before
we move on. Hammer, you had a loss today. You
took on a listener in the deep Fried Oreo eating contest,
and I'm just wondering, you know, about an hour later,
half hour later, how are your feeling about losing to
a man that calls himself Marianchi.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
Bob, you get a lot of losses today.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
Yeah, I lost my voice, Yeah, lost her voice.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
I lost my undefeated record and the Oreo eating contest.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
I think you lost respect from your wife who's sitting
next to me.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
Oh nus. She never had that from me to begin
with you and your drugs. My favorite part of having
Crystal here was earlier she was yelling at you for something,
and it was such a break for me to have
her yelling at somebody else for a change.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
Okay, all right, so we are alive inside the tap room.
It is nice and cool in here. You're not with
the tap room nudge because there's a sign that says
tap room right underneath us. A woman in California who
loves golfing broken unusual Guinness World record. I think Guinness

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World Records has jumped the shark. I even think the
term jumped the shark is jump the shark. If you're
wanting to be completely honest.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
Is there a record for jumping sharks?

Speaker 1 (57:05):
This woman puts seven hundred and eleven golf.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
Teas in her hair, like hair brets kind of.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
I guess, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
I'm looking at this picture that you put on the
rundown here, and she's not.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
The worst looking woman in the list.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
She's not. But like, who who's working at the Guinness
Book of World Records and saying, all right, we got
this lady that wants to put seven hundred golf tees
in her hair. We're gonna accept her in. We're gonna
invite her in. And at that point you've lost You're
out of ideas, right, You're out of ideas.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
Does somebody have to count all of those?

Speaker 3 (57:45):
Oh? I'm sure there's a meticulous, very specific way they
put all those golf tees into this woman's hair. But
it's just the fact that it's like, who cares?

Speaker 1 (57:57):
You know, back in the day the.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
What are some famous Guinness Book of World records that
have been broken?

Speaker 19 (58:03):
I mean, well, I always remember the fat guys on
the moped. The moped right on the back of the book.
So let's do great moments in world record history.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
And you're gonna understand what we're talking about here when
we say that Guinness World Records have jumped the shark.
This is the Guinness World Record for longest cry attempt.
Go ahead, and then'm gonna ask you a question.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
Would you rather listen to that man cry over and
over or Kamala Harris laugh over, choose your fighter.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
That's boy, that's tough. Get back to you on that one.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
But this guy actually has a plaque on his wall
though from the Dennis Book of World Records Longest cry
attempt to ever Crystal Hammer.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
Let me ask you a question. Make sure bring her up. Please.
If you were single and you're in a bar, or
maybe you're cheating on me and you're in a bar
and this guy comes up and he says, hey, sweet thing,
I've got the world record for the longest cry. Does
that separate him from anybody else in the bar?

Speaker 13 (59:37):
No?

Speaker 2 (59:37):
No, no, So if he looks the same compared to
everybody else, but he's the world record holder for the
longest cry, you're under stay up.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
You won't. You won't be cheating on No, I'm not interested.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Okay, but.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
If Mathey Kiney walks into a bar, that's different.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
Roddy Cooper from the Hampers have the Cooper.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
I'm sorry, bro, that's okay. I'll take Kanahey too. What
should we do? Another great moment in world record history. Please,
man sets record for biting aluminum cans.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
In in half.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
Literally, that was the challenge to bite a series of
aluminum cans in half. Go ahead, okay, wrong? Fine? Four, three, two, one?

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
Stop in your attempt today? Fifty six?

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
Oh wow?

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
Okay, Now I want you to I want you to
get ready to play that again. I want you guys
to close your eyes. Yeah and imagine this is what
it sounded like when I was on my honeymoon with Crystal.

(01:01:17):
Three in your attempt today, you.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
Had somebody, even had somebody counting down to the finish.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
You could tell that fight mine wasn't that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
Big. Coming up next night, Yeah, Three Dog Knight Danny
Hutton of three Dog Knight, one of the original founders,
lead singer. Coming up next door on the free stage tonight.
We're out at the Indiana State Fair sponsored by Wilson.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
Man in the tap room. We'll be right back.

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
Hammer Nigel Show Live out on the road, Indiana State
fair Ground, sponsored by Wilson Farm Market. Inside the tap room,
it is beautiful, It is beautiful outside. My name is Nigel.
Jason Hammer is here and Three Dog Night performing on
the free stage tonight. One of many awesome bands performing

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over the next two weeks. We'll go to the hotline
and bring on Danny Hutton a Three Dog Night, one
of the original founders and lead singer. Danny, what a
pleasure and honor to talk to an icon like you.
How are you and welcome back to Indiana.

Speaker 7 (01:02:31):
Hey, we're really happy to be here. I think we
have reigned out two years in a row.

Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
So we finally made it. You finally made it, and
you are going to have a big crowd tonight. Danny,
tell us what it's like being the founder of a
legendary band who has multi generations now of fans, kids, grandkids, fathers,
grandfathers coming to your show. Just talk about the band

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for a second and the career that you guys have had.

Speaker 7 (01:03:03):
Well, we've been really lucky. We started in sixty eight
and released our first album in sixty nine and we
had twenty one consecutive top forty hits, so that helps
us Outum. When we were doing this set, we got
to argue sometimes a what to solids we're going to
do when they have a time limit. But anybody coming
out to see us. We do about every genre music

(01:03:24):
and we do easy listening, rock, country. We've been all
those charts, number one on the R and Beat charts,
went over London, England recorded the London Symphony Orchestra, so
we've been on symphony charts. So anybody out there, any
kind of music you like, hopefully during the night, we're

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going to hit it for you. And we love doing it.
I love these outdoor things like this. There's so much
fun and use. The spirit of the audience is really good.
Easily come to with a smile on their face and
they hope we do well.

Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
Danny, I want to ask you sort of a backstage,
behind the scenes question. My co host right now is
Jason Hammer. He's sitting right next to me. He's dying
to ask you a question, but he can't because he's
lost his voice completely. He feels fine, he feels he's
a fan of the band, and you might have heard

(01:04:24):
him laughing right there. How do you as a lead singer,
how's the guy the main you know, the founder. I'm
sure this problem has come up for you before in
your legendary career. What do you do and how do
you get through it? When you have a problem with
your moneymaker?

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
Your voice?

Speaker 20 (01:04:44):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (01:04:44):
You know that's My wife hates it when I get
home because I like it. I like it about seventy
eight at night, and she likes it cold. When I
go to a hotel, the moment I walk in, I
don't care how hot it is outside. That's the main
thing is, don't be inhaling cold air. You know that

(01:05:06):
thing of putting blankets on yourself and saying I'm warm.
It's your mouth, especially if it's your money maker. Is
your mouth. That's one thing I did. I washed my
hands a lot, and other than that, you have to
cross your fingers just once in a while. It happens.
But you know, we have, especially me I having lowered

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the key. A lot of bands come out and they
band up lowering the key in their songs and all
that stuff. And I'm seeing a little higher than I
did when I was twenty three. I don't mean higher
that way, I mean vocally higher.

Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
Danny Hutting a Three Dog Night, three Dog Knight performing
on the free stage here tonight at the Indiana State Fair.
We have been having a constant argument all week on
the signature three Dog Night song, whether it be one
Joy to the World where Mama told me not to come,
or when any of the other dozens and dozens and

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dozens of songs.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
I don't out here.

Speaker 3 (01:06:12):
I don't even know what.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
I don't even know what question to ask, what what?
What is? What is the signature three Dog Night song?
And what are the fans responds?

Speaker 7 (01:06:20):
It depends on what country you're in. Uh In, In
uh In England it was Mama told me not to come.
In the United States, we sold ten million records in
it with Joy of the World, I think in Japan
it's old fashioned love song, and in Germany it's it's
another song. They're they're different and I don't have any favorites,

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and people will say, well, don't you get tired of
singing a Joy of the world. And when we heard
when we first recorded that song, I was I went,
this is a crazy song. I don't know who it's
going to have with it. And it was fun doing
in the studio and on that album that was on
That was the third release. We released two other songs

(01:07:02):
already and then the people started phoning from all over
the country and uh, it's it's our signature song in
the United States, and I'd love doing it. I never
get tired of it because the audience is usually just
explodes and it's it's it's a wonderful feeling.

Speaker 11 (01:07:20):
So I like it.

Speaker 7 (01:07:21):
But if you want to know, party might be one
of my favorite unappreciated songs is called I Can Hear
You Call Them? That wasn't a hit, and I think
it is such a funky track. You guys, you don't
have to play it, but played it if you get
a chance to play that song at home, and that
that is really a funky, happening song and it can

(01:07:42):
become a single. But you never know that you never know.
I think almost every album we did, the second or
third song on the album ended up being the hit.
And we do always put the first song on the
on the on the on the on the album, and
its ever used it to hit the one we thought, So,

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you know, it's all up to the public. We're we're
not here to make ourselves happy. We're here to make
the audience happy. We're here to serve the audience, and
that's I don't like it with some grid stay. I
don't want to do my sting, little Man, because I'm
getting tired. We don't want to get into that kind
of stuff because people drive one hundred and fifty miles

(01:08:26):
to see us sometimes and even then we don't get
the song and that they will get married to get angry.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
Yeah, yeah, Danny.

Speaker 3 (01:08:37):
Before we let you go, I want to be respectful
of your time, because I know you have a show tonight,
free show tonight, three Dog Night at the Indiana State Fair.
Do you still, at this time of your life in
your career, still get the same kind of adrenaline an
emotion going on stage as you did back you know,

(01:08:58):
when you created the band and in nineteen sixty eight.
Is that energy still there for you all these years later?

Speaker 7 (01:09:05):
It is every night? Yeah. In fact, we've been been
doing a nast thing and I'm starting to change what
I want to say and I have to practice it.
It keeps you on your toes doing it, and I
love doing it. We have a new album, believe it
or not. We finished a new album and we're really
proud of it. The album is called Enter and we're

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going to do one of the new songs from the
album tonight so people near the end of the set,
and I hope they like it. So far, people really
seem to enjoy it, so that's fun for us. And
we're gonna we're gonna slide into a couple of new
songs during during the next year, and that keeps you

(01:09:49):
on your toes.

Speaker 3 (01:09:52):
Danny Hutton Three Dog Night performing live on the Free
Stage at the Indiana State Fairground. Nigel Jason Hammers here,
you're speaking with the Hammer and Nigel show. You're an icon.
We just feel so honored to be able to talk
to you and and we're big fans and have a
great show tonight. I know the past few times you've

(01:10:13):
been here it hasn't worked out. You're looking at a beautiful,
gorgeous night in Indianapolis tonight. Danny Hutting of Three Dog Night,
thank you so much, and have a great show tonight.
All right, thank you very much.

Speaker 7 (01:10:25):
We're going to do our best and I hope everybody
would just leave with a big smile on their face.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
That's that's what we need to do.

Speaker 7 (01:10:30):
Forget about the outside world and all of the politics
and the wars and all that stuff. Let's just go
out in just seven hour and a half of music
and having fun.

Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
Love it, love it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:44):
Are you really okay?

Speaker 10 (01:10:45):
Are you alcome?

Speaker 3 (01:10:46):
Anything's going to be our time?

Speaker 7 (01:10:50):
Are you okay?

Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
I'm fine.

Speaker 14 (01:10:53):
I'm pretty freaking far from okay.

Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
Are you okay?

Speaker 16 (01:10:57):
With this?

Speaker 3 (01:10:58):
On the Hammer and Nigel hammeron Niger wrote show live
out of the Indiana c Fair, We're in the tap
Room sponsored by Wilson Farm Market, one of our favorite
broadcasts of the year.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
Let's see if Hammer.

Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
Can make it through this. He's got a bad voice
right now. It sounds like you've got I don't want
to say, a frog in your throat, but possibly like
a lizard or some sort of alligator in your throat.

Speaker 2 (01:11:25):
Somebody posted on our YouTube chat, why is Nigel hosting?
With Marge Simpson?

Speaker 3 (01:11:33):
Okay? So I you? Has announced they will be inducting
MLB star and Indian New University product Kyle Schwarber into
their Athletic Hall of Fame. However, Schwarber has asked the
university to divert his induction to another time because his team,
the Phillies, has a game on September fifth, which is

(01:11:54):
a day of the ceremony. That makes sense.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
You're okay with that, right?

Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
I mean he wants to be there to be inducted,
so sure, absolutely.

Speaker 3 (01:12:03):
YEAHU has to make accommodations for that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
And come on, you have to think when you're doing
your Athletic Hall of Fame, why would you have your
marquee member of that class be put in on a
day on the Major League Baseball calendar.

Speaker 3 (01:12:20):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
Right, that's such a dumb whoever's running the marketing department
there needs a good finger wagging. But the Phillies have
a game against the Marlins that day, and the Phillies
are one of the best teams in baseball, so they're
going to be in the playoff hunt, so he can't
miss this game. But good for Kyle Schwarber, though, one

(01:12:42):
of the good dudes in baseball. Kind of breaks my
heart he's not doing all these things in a cubby uniform. Yeah,
like he was the first part of his career. But no,
he's one of the good dudes. And I don't know
if you saw the photo of his family at the
All Star Game.

Speaker 3 (01:12:58):
Yeah, he's got a.

Speaker 2 (01:13:02):
Maybe one or two years old, and it looks just
like him, Like he's big, he's strong, he's got like
a little surly look to him. Kyle Schwarber's one year
old could hit cleaned up on most teams.

Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
Right now, Ohio Governor, you're not gonna like this one.
The governor of Ohio, Mike Dwyan, is calling for a
quote prop bets ban amid some sort of ongoing Cleveland
Guardians sports betting investigation. There's two players that are suspended

(01:13:35):
as part of an investigation into potential sports betting scandals,
and the governor once player prop bets banned in the state.
What are prop bets and who are these players?

Speaker 18 (01:13:48):
So?

Speaker 2 (01:13:48):
Prop bets are like in sports betting when you're betting
on the individual player's numbers. Yeah, so normally you would
bet on the team to win, team to lose, team
to cover the spread, But a prop bet is usually
about a player's specific number. So let's just say I'm
a Cleveland Guardians pitcher, the artist formally known as the

(01:14:10):
Cleveland Indians, and there's a prop bet out there, propositional
bet that says Jason Hammer will have three point five
strikeouts over or under in the game. Okay, what I
could do is tell all my friends, Hey, I'll go
out there and just throw meatballs and get ground balls,
you know. And people are doing this and they're tanking

(01:14:34):
the numbers. You're seeing it in the NBA too. You
can bet over under on like made three pointers. It's
a dude from the Raptors that was telling all his
buddies bet the under, and he'd go out there and
just brag in, fake an injury and come out of
the game. So the prop bets are a problem in sports.
But to take it away from everybody, no, I can't

(01:14:55):
do that. So based on this logic, if somebody gets
a we're supposed to ban alcohol.

Speaker 3 (01:15:04):
Is that the logic we're using here.

Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
That's what the governor of Ohio. Because a couple idiots
have abused prop bets that may play Major League Baseball,
these Indians pitchers, they expect degenerates like me to say, well,
I guess I can't have it either. No no, no, no,
no no no, that's not how this works. I am
not okay with that.

Speaker 3 (01:15:25):
All right, one more, I want to get to this
one because this is pretty horrifying. The Department of Energy
announced that a radioactive wasps nests was found outside a
nuclear facility in South Carolina. They say, not to worry,
it's no big deal. Are you okay with this.

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
No radioactive wasps? I am not okay with that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
I'm not okay with wasps in general.

Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
And I love they say it's no big deal. Like,
what are they supposed to say? We're goen to reach
for comment. The Department of Energy said, sweet Jesus, run
for your lives. No, no, no, no, they can't say that. Listen.
I come from a line of people that don't like bees.
I don't do bees. I don't like wasps. My oldest son,

(01:16:14):
Chris Hammer, gets his kryptonite. He cannot stand these things.
He's not scared of anything, but if a wasp or
a bee gets at the house, he curls up in
the fetal position. And radioactive bees or radioactive wasps, that's
even scarier because much like that year that we have
the murder hornets.

Speaker 3 (01:16:35):
Oh, I forgot about the murder hornets.

Speaker 2 (01:16:37):
When you put the word murder or radioactive in front
of something, it just makes it that much scarier. And
here's an example of what I'm talking about. I had
our news director John Herrick, takes some very basic words
that are not scary, but he puts the word radioactive
in front of him, and now I want to run
for my life.

Speaker 21 (01:16:56):
Kyla, radioactive hot dogs, radioactive baby wipes, radioactive beans, radioactive weasels,
radioactive condoms.

Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
I'm scared of all those things. I'm scared of all
of those things. Now again, jumping in the murder is
the same way murder is scary. Hornets were scary?

Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
Was it? The murder hornets? Wasn't that around the time
of COVID too, when we were dealing with all that crap.
We had a lot going on, like like on top
of everything else.

Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
Now the murder hornets.

Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
But if you remember, we had our old news guy
Stan Lear used to be the voice of our program.
We did the same drill. We took some basic, non
scary words, but we made them horrifying by putting the
word murder in front of it.

Speaker 9 (01:17:49):
Murder biscuits, murder towels, murder gerbils, murder waffles, murder underpants.

Speaker 3 (01:18:01):
I'm scared of all those things. I'm scared of murder gerbils.
Of course, right sounds terrified to me.

Speaker 2 (01:18:08):
You put radioactive in front of anything. You put murder
in front of anything. It's frightening. Just like the sound
of my voice right now, it's frightening.

Speaker 3 (01:18:17):
Are we doing Beer sample Friday or what is that
gonna happen?

Speaker 2 (01:18:21):
Or we we're gonna start a little early. The official
Beer Sample Friday isn't until around five forty five, but
they've brought some beverages over. We've got the folks from
Wilson Farm Market ready to rock and roll with us,
and I say we kick start the weekend, Nige, what
do you think Let's do it. We're gonna do that
right after we have a look at the news back

(01:18:41):
at the Indiana State Fair, and gentle, I think that's
about as best as my voice is it? All afternoon?

Speaker 3 (01:18:50):
And it's pretty good.

Speaker 4 (01:18:51):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:18:51):
My name is Nigel Jason Hammer is here sponsored by
Wilson Farm Market. And we have the man there, the myth,
the legend who has put this all together for is
Scott Wilson of Wilson Farm Market. Give it up from
a man sitting right next to us here gonna enjoy
some beer with us. How are you doing, ma'am? Yeah, well,

(01:19:14):
we're not doing really well with the microphone there, Devin,
how are you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:19:18):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
What do we got?

Speaker 19 (01:19:19):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:19:19):
Yeah? There we go cooking. Let's go, dude, what's going on?

Speaker 7 (01:19:23):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
Not a whole lot, believe it or not.

Speaker 22 (01:19:25):
Like forty five minutes ago, was in the field picking
corn for tomorrow's fair.

Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
Like when we say, like the state fair runs on
Wilson Farm market corn, Like, how much corn are we
talking about here? Yesterday?

Speaker 22 (01:19:40):
We delivered late last night and it was two hundred
and twenty four dozen bags for.

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
The entire grounds.

Speaker 3 (01:19:46):
Good lord.

Speaker 22 (01:19:47):
Yeah, so we hit up every booth that we like
to come in pre opening day. Opening days a little crazy,
so we just tried to get in again.

Speaker 3 (01:19:54):
Where's your facility or where are your crop? Where's your crops?
Where's your land?

Speaker 2 (01:20:01):
Northern Hamilton County?

Speaker 22 (01:20:02):
So if you look on a map, the actual market
is exactly halfway between Indy and Cocomo.

Speaker 3 (01:20:07):
And how how is it delivered to the fair? All right,
believe it or not?

Speaker 22 (01:20:11):
An open goose neck. We just pyramid stack at no strap,
drive it down thirty one, bring it in.

Speaker 2 (01:20:16):
You mean actual hard work. Yeah, it's almost like people
that work in first of the season. I tear attended
in my pinky doing corn. Oh, Like we always hear farmers,
they get up early, they do the hardest work. It's
a rough life. All that's true, or there's some myths
are there? Is that not true enough?

Speaker 4 (01:20:38):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:20:39):
I thank you.

Speaker 22 (01:20:40):
You guys enjoy what you do, and a farmer enjoys
what I enjoy what I do. You know, I graduated
Ball State in ninety nine.

Speaker 2 (01:20:46):
Co sure, sure, we probably had some beverages together. Probably
come come back to the family business.

Speaker 22 (01:20:52):
You know, I'm third gen. You enjoy if you enjoy
your job. It's not hard, you know, And that's what
you guys get up every day and do your job
and you have fun. Hear us to you every day,
you know, I get up and go. There's days where
you have a rough day, like maybe you lose your
voice and it's a struggle to talk on their right.

Speaker 2 (01:21:07):
But I get up every day and I'm ready to go.
I enjoy it well.

Speaker 1 (01:21:10):
Time from time you get up every day. It depends.

Speaker 2 (01:21:13):
It's variable.

Speaker 22 (01:21:13):
Tomorrow B four to thirty because we'll have a couple
of farmers' markets we'll have to get out the door,
plus then when we make the delivery here.

Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
So we've talked about the corn, and I want to
get into this corn eating competition coming up here in
just a little bit, because I have to redeem myself.
But what else does your market do well? We we
have like one hundred and twenty different cheeses. We fried
chicken have a full deli. Hold on, stop right there.
One hundred and twenty different cheeses.

Speaker 22 (01:21:40):
Yeah, one hundred and twenty is rough because some of
them will end up out of stock. So I think
it's really like one hundred and thirty two oh a lot.
I mean everything scorpion cheese to plain old Colba Jack.

Speaker 3 (01:21:49):
You could have said ten cheeses that it would have
been like, yeah.

Speaker 22 (01:21:52):
Yeah, I just love cheese. Is an absolute pile of cheese.
Plus we bake, have a lot of balk food stuff
you can't find other places. Plus homegrown produce obviously, I
grossy corner green beans and handle other Indiana stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:22:03):
Like I feel pretty proud because Crystal and I have
a garden in the backyard, Like we actually had some
peppers grow. I was doing a victory lap around the house.
Crystal was walking around doing a strut like George Jefferson,
Vince McMahon. I can't imagine the kind of joy you
feel when you have a good crop.

Speaker 22 (01:22:23):
It is a real struggle, you know, and it's things
that are out of your control, whether it's the weather.
You know, I've got some mid season crops. Look, it's
the worst thing I've ever had. And that's part of it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
You know, you take the good with the bad, feast
and the family.

Speaker 3 (01:22:34):
How how do you operate? How did you learn to
operate your business on a gigantic scale?

Speaker 14 (01:22:40):
What you do?

Speaker 3 (01:22:41):
I think I know you said your third generation and
so you've learned from your forefathers. But I mean for
somebody that just kind of does it like in their backyard,
to somebody like you, it's a different animal, is it.
It isn't.

Speaker 22 (01:22:58):
And you know, we're gonna at the end of May
and early June trying to figure out how to plant, how.

Speaker 2 (01:23:04):
And what to plant for a fair that's now. So
there's a lot of unknowns that you don't plant some
of this stuff until May or June.

Speaker 22 (01:23:11):
Right, Yeah, We're we're talking in the spring, and then
you're dealing with the spring weather. And then I gamble
on different hybrids and you know what's we're going into
one that's gonna be a little smaller than normal.

Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
But I needed to get it in.

Speaker 22 (01:23:22):
It was it had a shorter maturity day. So there's
a number of days that corn grow before it matures.
I just had to sneak one in that was shorter.
It's gonna be a little smaller air. Mother nature controls it.

Speaker 3 (01:23:32):
It's not me.

Speaker 2 (01:23:33):
I was gonna say when we have a stretch like
we had for about two weeks where I was ninety
five every day. No rain, is that just like a killer.
It's tough.

Speaker 22 (01:23:42):
I mean, it's it's hard on all the crops, just
not me. I mean, you see what it does to
your lawn. You know your lawn gets poked up brown.

Speaker 3 (01:23:49):
Now, But do you have you have instruments that water? Right?

Speaker 15 (01:23:54):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:23:54):
No, I do not have irrigation. Irrigation from the Good Lord. Yeah,
I mean I hope that it right?

Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
That's it? Am I imagining thing?

Speaker 18 (01:24:02):
You know?

Speaker 3 (01:24:02):
Am I imagining that there is there's something like that
for farmers?

Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
Absolutely? Yeah, center pivot irrigation. There's different types.

Speaker 1 (01:24:09):
But you don't have this.

Speaker 2 (01:24:09):
I do not have it. Speaking with Scott Wilson of
a Wilson Farm, a market providing let's be honest, the
corn for the Indiana State Fair. Now, there are some
states where they kind of are casual about corn, but
if you're talking Iowa, you're talking Indiana.

Speaker 22 (01:24:27):
That's a big deal. People are serious about it. They're
not It's not a joke. They are serious. And you know,
when you think of the fair, that's what you think of.
I mean, you can see on some of the posters
around how much there's there's a huge era corn being advertised,
and that's just part of it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:39):
That's that's the character that's Indiana.

Speaker 3 (01:24:41):
Do you operate and distribute outside of Indian.

Speaker 1 (01:24:45):
No, we used to.

Speaker 22 (01:24:46):
There was a period of time where we sold the
marsh and Meyer both and I just would rather do
the fair.

Speaker 2 (01:24:52):
You know, my family's out here. They have four corn boost.

Speaker 3 (01:24:55):
My brother.

Speaker 2 (01:24:57):
Does concession, so he's roasting. So it's you know, I
sell him the corn.

Speaker 22 (01:25:00):
But it's truly you know, it's really a him and
I are third generation doing that, fourth generation farmers.

Speaker 2 (01:25:06):
Does everybody love it like you do?

Speaker 22 (01:25:09):
I would say for the most part, you don't really
run into people that you know, and everybody's got their
favorite grower, but we're all growing really the same stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
You know, your name is on your company that's right.
What if there's a son or a brother that's like,
you know what, I think corn sucks? Like, we don't
have that in my family. Okay, all my kids early,
you know, they're they're all down with the corn. I'm
more of a butter guy. I'm out. I'm out. We're
speaking with Scott Wilson, Wilson Farm Market. I've noticed on

(01:25:37):
the promotional website for the Indiana State Fair Wilson's corn
eating competition. Tell me about this, like, how does this
look well?

Speaker 1 (01:25:46):
And have you participated?

Speaker 2 (01:25:48):
Absolutely not participate, No way, not even partaking. Not a chance.
I'll tell you. They called me from the fair.

Speaker 22 (01:25:59):
My my other was I think instigated the whole deal
because they were wanting to have a corn eating contest.
So he's here roasting, so most likely he will roast
the corn. I'm giving the corn.

Speaker 1 (01:26:08):
You know.

Speaker 22 (01:26:08):
That's kind of where we're at. We've had a long
relationship with the Indiana State Fair. My parents are out
here a long time now, my brother and so it's
kind of a multi year type of thing.

Speaker 2 (01:26:18):
So like in Forrest Gump, right when you hear Baba
talking about the shrimp. I know everything there is to
know about the shrimp in a business, and he rattles
off all these types of shrimp. Could you do that
with corn? I mean, I would try. I don't. I'm
just I'm really the sweet corn that's that's it. Like
things that you make with corn car like all that
kind of stuff. I don't know, I would.

Speaker 1 (01:26:38):
Noways Shy, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:26:40):
I bet you know how to make a good moonshote.
You know, I saw the sun King cotton candy drink here.

Speaker 22 (01:26:44):
I'm pretty sure there was a period that I gave
sold them sweet corn and they made a sweet corn kidding, yeah,
sweet corn beer, which is a thing they've made sweet
corn ice cream.

Speaker 2 (01:26:52):
Because I'm a Tennessee ball guy. My wife went to
school there, and I think I just blew her mind
the other day. The song Rocky Top is really about
the murder of two federal agents going up to the
top of the mountain that we're looking for the moonshine still,
and that's why strangers ain't came down from the rocket
top and people drink their corn from a jar, you know.

Speaker 22 (01:27:14):
And you I'm sure that you can use sweet corn
in that type of destination process.

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
But here's the question.

Speaker 3 (01:27:22):
Do you prefer to eat corn right off the cob.
Do you set the corn on the butter and turn
it and put the salt on it? Or do you
maybe look down at people that turn the corn cob
on its side and cut the corn off of the cob.

Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
Unless you have braces, you can't cut it off the cob.

Speaker 3 (01:27:42):
Okay, that's my answer.

Speaker 2 (01:27:44):
You're not gonna be George Costanza cutting up your can.

Speaker 3 (01:27:47):
Come on, so so cutting it off the cob, standing
it perpendicular.

Speaker 2 (01:27:52):
With a no chance?

Speaker 3 (01:27:53):
Do you you look down on people?

Speaker 2 (01:27:56):
I'm gonna give you a side eye on that. Hey,
do you want to stick around and officially kickstart the
weekend with Beer Sample Friday? With let's do it all right,
We're gonna take a little break here, but when we
come back, the weekend will officially be underway as we
get Beer Sample Friday. I'm fired up here in the

(01:28:16):
tap room at the Indiana State Fair. Thank you so
much to Wilson Farm Market for sponsoring our broadcast. Beer's
oh Plenty.

Speaker 3 (01:28:24):
Next here at the Indiana State Fair. Time to kick off.

Speaker 20 (01:28:30):
Beer sample Friday. Now, Frye, I got some beers's beers
on sale.

Speaker 2 (01:28:45):
Bople come down get You on Beer.

Speaker 3 (01:28:47):
Sample Friday, proudly presented by Thompson Furniture and Mattress in Columbus.
And this broadcast is proudly presented by Wilson Farm Market.

Speaker 1 (01:29:00):
We have the man Scott.

Speaker 3 (01:29:01):
Wilson of Wilson Farms Wilson here inside the tap room
at the end of State Fair Ground Day one, opening
day of the Indian State Fair. Hammer and iize favorite
broadcast of the year in terms of live broadcast, Scott
Wilson of Wilson Farm Market. Where can people find out

(01:29:22):
more about you what you do? Where can people buy
your product? Besides here the Indiana State Fair?

Speaker 22 (01:29:30):
Obvious right, check out my brother's places here we do
the Noblezell Farmers Market, the Benver Farmers Market. The main
location is at two fifty six then thirty one north
of Westfield, Okay. And then we have a small satellite
store in Westfield in Sheridan on forty seven. We kind
of branched out a little bit, so that's kind of
the main things we sell. We wholesale some produce.

Speaker 2 (01:29:51):
But you know, best movie about corn is it Field
of Dreams?

Speaker 10 (01:29:55):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (01:29:55):
Children of the Corn? Whi Children of the Corn?

Speaker 3 (01:29:59):
Let's go that is a great question. All right, should
we do severe simple Friday? Because the people from from
our taproom, the tap room dropped off state Fair cotton
candy from sun King and pineapple whip, shake up bubbly cocktail.

Speaker 2 (01:30:18):
Whip, pineapple whip your concessions of us.

Speaker 3 (01:30:23):
All Right, I'm gonna crack the whip open Scott, You
and I are gonna do the whip. Whip whip. Let's
whip the whip. I'm gonna pour this in here.

Speaker 1 (01:30:35):
You do that.

Speaker 2 (01:30:36):
I'm gonna open up the State Fair cotton candy.

Speaker 3 (01:30:39):
I kind of want some of that too. Oh man,
Look at this, all right, cheers, look at this. Nudge, cheers, fellas.
So we've got so, we've got the pineapple, We've got
the pineapple whip, the shakeup bubbly cocktail, and then we've
got the State Fair cotton candy from sun King. Yours

(01:31:00):
happy Friday, kicking off the state fear for everybody here
in the tap room.

Speaker 6 (01:31:06):
Everybody, get your drinks up, drinks up. On a count
of three, we're gonna do it. Cheers, one, two, three, jam.
Pineapple's good.

Speaker 3 (01:31:20):
Oh man, that's good.

Speaker 1 (01:31:21):
Pineapples, shake up cotton.

Speaker 2 (01:31:23):
Candy is good.

Speaker 3 (01:31:25):
Mirror is good.

Speaker 2 (01:31:26):
You get these together, it's like somebody's having a baby
in my mouth. It's so fantastic. This is awesome, awesome.
Oh man, I don't know if there's any corn in this,
but uh, it's pretty damn good. It's pretty good. Give
me a good ball State story.

Speaker 7 (01:31:43):
Oh man?

Speaker 3 (01:31:45):
You boys from ball State here?

Speaker 22 (01:31:46):
Man, Okay, I ended up on the front page of
the of the daily paper. Probably doesn't exist anymore for
philanthropic bed Race. That delta is a to put on.

Speaker 1 (01:31:58):
I believe I remember that.

Speaker 22 (01:31:59):
Yeah, yes, dressed as a female and got pushed by
four guys in Togas.

Speaker 2 (01:32:04):
So that's okay.

Speaker 3 (01:32:05):
How about that?

Speaker 2 (01:32:06):
Sey jd Vance had a picture of himself doing that
kind of thing and he became the vice president.

Speaker 3 (01:32:11):
There you go, what do you know? What about you?
Come on? You got one good story about ball State?
We got two ball State cardinals here at chirp, chirp.

Speaker 2 (01:32:22):
My first fake ID was hanging up on the wall
at the Munsie Liquor Store, on the wall of shame.
There was myself, there was the Watson's Girls. There's a
couple of other ones up there. And for those wondering
the name on My fake ID was Colin mcatte twenty
eight to fifty Aspen Road, Lexi Ti, Kentucky Boom.

Speaker 3 (01:32:43):
So somewhere Colin mckattee is talking about the fact that, Yeah,
this guy named Jason Hammer used my ID all the
time back in the day.

Speaker 2 (01:32:51):
I kind of looked like him.

Speaker 3 (01:32:53):
I kind of didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:32:55):
He was on the baseball team at Ball State, and
yeah he was a good dude. Lived on my floor
my fresh year. But one more time for the fine
folks listening to this broadcast that are gonna come out
to the fair and they have their options of all
these different food.

Speaker 22 (01:33:10):
Places, where should they go? Oh, man, there's a lot
of good choices. I hate to shamelessly plug my brother.
I think he will shamelessly plug your broad I think
he roast the corn the best way. You know, Mike
corns at every booth, but I think his roasters are
probably the best. You know that he does solve pretzels
and the right We make pretzel bread at the market

(01:33:30):
and we transferred that into.

Speaker 2 (01:33:33):
Oh where can we find the Wilson Farm Market two.

Speaker 22 (01:33:36):
Fifty six and thirty one Wilson farm Market dot com
and on Facebook, Wilson.

Speaker 3 (01:33:39):
Farmers been in an honor. Man, thank you for sponsor.

Speaker 2 (01:33:42):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (01:33:42):
Today Man, the weekend is under way at the Indiana
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