Episode #2035 - Hammer and Nigel Full Show

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coaches Tavern Downtown on Pennsylvania just Caddy corner from Gaybridge
Field House. Were presented by the Finish Long Drink and
I believe this segment. I've only had two so far,
so we'll see where the segment takes his Hammer. But
the Finnish Long Drink our sponsor today here at the
Hammer Niger Road Show at Coaches Tavern Downtown.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
We have a long way to go and some long
drinks to drink, so we will be doing a little
bit of Column A and a little bit of Column B.
We're gonna get you up to date with everything you
need to know and also drink to the point where
we probably humiliate ourselves. That's kind of what we do
on Fridays around here. We call it beer sample Fridays
with the Hammer in Nigel Show and again you had

(00:44):
a different flavor of the long Drift that.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
I had to peach. What do you got?

Speaker 2 (00:48):
I went with the cranberry, not because I have some
sort of UTI or anything like that, ladies, but it
tastes really good.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
I'm sure your wife really appreciated when you point her
after mentioning a Uti.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
The coupon lady is here, by the way, Crystal Hammer
is here, and maybe we'll bring her our bones up
here in just a little bit, because too, I think
she's got some of the items from our merchandise store
over there, so wearing's some we'll we'll bring her up
here in just a little bit. But we are going

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to be here man doing it up. So if you're downtown,
park anywhere you can find right there's a bunch of
meters beautiful day, a bunch of places to park. If
you can't find one of those spots, get in a garage.
But come on over here, walk right through the front doors.
We've got Amber back here behind the bar. We've known
her forever. She's a rock star. Tommy Sutton, he's the

(01:45):
owner proprietor here of Coaches Tavern.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
And then to finish long drink people are here. I've
never tasted anything like this, by the way. They're the
sponsor and it's backed by Miles Teller the uh yeah,
Miles Teller, the actor and professional golfer Ricky.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Fowler are behind this. These are the wrich dudes.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
They're not gonna put their name on something that's not good.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Right, I mean it was Miles was rooster for God
Zake and Maverick right, brought a teer, brought a tier
to my eye the first time I saw him on
screen answer as Goose's son Rooster. By the way, a
couple of years ago when I went to Wich, watched
that movie pathetically by myself.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
I do know that you love watching Tom Cruise movies,
do you really? I know that that that's kind of
your guy.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yeah, that's my guy.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
I on the other hand, I love watching drug boats
get blown up. And the Trump administration announced earlier that
they are engaged in quote armed conflict with drug cartels.
You think so, I think, really, this is just windows wresting.
So they have, you know, all the paperwork done so

(02:53):
people can't complain that we're killing bad guys. Here is
Peter Doocey from Fox News.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
Criticisms come from Democratic lawmakers who say they are concerned
that these cartel members cartel drug boat captains are not
getting due process before a bomb drops on their head.
President Trump and his team do not seem moved one
bit by that, and so they drafted this memo making
this official to Congress. Part of it says, based upon

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the cumulative effects of these hostile acts against the citizens
and interests of the United States and friendly foreign nations.
The President is determined that the United States is in
a non international armed conflict with these designated terrorist organizations.
The President directed the Department of War to conduct operations
against them pursuant to the law of armed conflict.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Could you imagine some reporter asking, you know, but they're
not getting these narco terrorists.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
We're bringing in drugs.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
That are killing hundreds of thousands of people of Americans.
They're not getting their due process. I mean, could you
imagine actually asking that question with a serious look on
your face.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
I get that you may hate Donald Trump. I understand
that a lot of people do. But you don't have
to be pro fentanyl dealer. You don't have to be
pro cokehead to say I disagree with some of the
things Donald Trump's doing, because that's what you see here.
There are people that are pro fentanyl dealers, pro cocaine dealers.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
I'm concerned about the rights of the fentanyl dealers coming
out of Venezuela, So we really need to have a
conversation about that.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
I've said it before. If there was some sort of
NFL red zone style network where we can just watch
Venezuelan drug boats get blown the hell up. I would
be entertained, and I want Scott Hansen to host it too.
Of the NFL Red Zone. We got the octobox. We're
gonna blow up some boats in Venezuela. We're gonna blow
up some boats in Colombia. Let's go live right now.
We're chasing a narco terral right now.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
We've been seeing it for free on x on social
media platforms.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
That is true.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Boy, that is the worst job on the phase of
the earth. Like Mike Road Dirty Jobs, is that his show?

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yes, Venezuelan drug runner suld imagine all right, I'm on
a Venezuelan boat with a ton of fentanyl.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
We're going to try to get this thing, Dirty Jobs.
This is probably the most dangerous one of.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Goal, Like when you get hired into like the Venezuelan
drug cartel, like you know, as a entry level employee.
Yeah level, you're driving the boat right, and there's a
very good chance they're going to have to put out
a notice, you know, in the wonted ads in the
Venezuelan paper of record. They're going to need a new
round of Venezuelan boat runners don't ask why, Just don't

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ask why.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Ten thousand dollars bonus.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Those predator drones you see above, you just ignore them,
don't worry about them.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Speaking of the Orange Man, here is Donald Trump talking
about blowing up drug dealers.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
If you try to poison on people, we will blow
you out of existence.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Because it's the only language they really understand. That is
that's right, That's all they understand.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
But there are people that hate Donald Trump so much
they're concerned that Venezuelan gang member coke lords are not
getting their due process.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
You ever concerned about maybe traveling internationally in terms of that,
And I'm not talking talking about Venezuela, but they've been
blowing them up in the Caribbean Sea, and like you know,
traveling out to places like Mexico, I mean, you're at war.
He's said it with drug cartels who also also flow
out of Mexico. I don't know that I necessarily want

(06:38):
to go there right now, even if it's a high
dollar nice resort, which I couldn't afford anyway.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
So if you're on like the love boat, yeah, you'd
feel a little sketchy if you are in like waters
around Venezuela, because you don't want to rub the Department
of War the wrong way and then they would blow
the crap.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Out of it, right right, That's that's my concern.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Goodbye, Captain Stubing. If you need a reason to drink tonight,
if the awesome finish a long drink is not enough
of a reason, how about this for you, Nage Okay,
I feel like this is in your wheelhouse. Happy sixty
third birthday to Tommy Lee my crew. Oh yeah, Tommy

(07:19):
Lee is sixty three years old. We partied together, you
have yeah, weren't you throwing bottles with Tommy Lee?

Speaker 1 (07:26):
He It was after the Motley Cruz show at within
Conseco field House, one of the loudest shows I've ever
been to, and he was He had actually been into
the radio station earlier that morning to promote his solo album,
which you know whatever. But we got backstage with him
after the show and it was like a rave, like

(07:47):
with a disco ball. He disappeared into the darkness in
a corner with two models, and then five minutes later
they came out.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
All three of them came out.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
And they were in The models were doing their lips,
they were putting lip gloss on their lips. Wonder what
they're doing? Sure, and so he barely remembered the interview
that we did with him earlier that morning. But when
I was taking a leak in the in the bathroom,
all of a sudden, these empty corona glasses started shattering
above my head. I looked behind me. It's Tommy Lee

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throwing them like grenades at me. And then he handed
me when he goes, dude, want to try it?

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Yes, of course.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Of course I want to throw But Tommy Lee, are
you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (08:28):
One of the greatest, one of my greatest Rocket roll
stories of all time.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Let's go back to the models that were adjusting their lists. Yeah,
for just a moment. Based on the videos that I've
seen of Tommy Lee, I'm surprised they weren't putting bandages
on their lips because I.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
Didn't see anything.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
But okay, it was.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
It was so weird because it was in this It
was just giant got I don't want to call it
a dressing room, just a giant party room. And in
the you know, you go back in the corner. There
was no doors or anything, but it was so dark
you couldn't see what was going on, and his bodyguard
just kind of stood there.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
You could barely see.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
His bodyguards standing there with his arms crossed. And then
five minutes later, lipstick and gloss and readjustments.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
And that was that. That was rocking. He's sixty three.
That probably happened twenty years ago, so.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Really he was old enough to know better. But still
he was Tommy Lee and that was gonna happen. Great
moments in Tommy Lee history. This is where he was
with Motley Crue, had a concert and he's trying to
work the crowd right, and I felt like he thought
this was going to go in a more positive direction.
Tommy Lee encourages the men in the crowd to show

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their cranks.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
A couple of weeks ago, we had like a two week.

Speaker 5 (09:43):
Break and I went on O Bender bro Ben and.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
Got naked and posted dishes in my.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Sure tonight it's equal opportunity tonight tonight.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
I want to see everyone.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
My man the drink shirt shot.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
No, but wife says no.

Speaker 6 (10:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
The wife said no, I'm not showing you my hot dog.
That's usually you happened a Motley Crue. Brad Swerts.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
The last thing I want to see if I go
to see Motley Crue, there's a bunch of dudes getting
out Big Jim and the Twins lip singing Home Sweet Home.
Matt Bear is standing by in the WIBC Traffic Center.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
You're listening to The Hammer and Nigel Show, Hammer and
Nigel Road Show A Coach Tavern Downtown Beer Sample Friday.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
We're brought to you by the Finnish Long Drink Coaches Tavern, Pennsylvania.
Write a ketty kind of a catty quarter across the
street from Gay Midfield House. My name is Nigel Hammer.
We have a very special guest joining us, a couple of.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Them actually, And the reason we're doing this is because
there's a new Halloween item available on the Hammer in
Nigel Show Merchandise Store.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Terrifying.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
We can't talk about this unless we do it right.
Let's do some Halloween stuff, pumpkins, candy, costumes, Halloween stuff.
So Teresa runs the Hammer in Nigel Show store.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
Job it is.

Speaker 7 (11:28):
It is.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
You can just go into Google and type it Hammer
and Nigel Store and you can find it or store
dot hammer in Nigel dot com. We have got a
new Halloween item. Please tell the masses what we're looking
at here.

Speaker 8 (11:41):
We do we have a Hillary Clinton as our Halloween costume.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Yeah, let's turn her up just a little bit. Okay,
it's a Hillary Clinton themed Halloween shirt. I'll let's say em. Okay, there,
we go much better. And it says this is my
scary Halloween shirt. That's what it is. This very simple,
very basic, and it's available for purchase right now.

Speaker 9 (12:07):
It is.

Speaker 8 (12:08):
It's up on their website and ready for everyone to order.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Now. If somebody wants another one of our newer items,
you have to come here at Coaches Tavern to pick
this up before we leave today. Do I understand this correct?

Speaker 3 (12:22):
That is correct?

Speaker 8 (12:23):
It's just for the guest here today.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
And this is a themed shirt based after my better half,
the crazy coupon lady. Yes, and how would you describe the.

Speaker 8 (12:33):
SHIRTA well, I think it would be great for your
family or your family Thanksgiving holiday parties.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
It's a shirt that simply says, may I suggest the
roast beef with an arrow pointing down.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
I didn't see that.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Kevin, Kevin, can you grab one of your roast beef
shirts and bring it up here please? Kevin's with our
promotional team. We'll bring that up and maybe get it
on the YouTube camera here, dear lord, I did not
know that was These have been around the lexicon for
a while. Nige.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
There you go, and.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
These have to be purchased here today, right, this is.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
Not something you could order online.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
You will be.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
But today you give me the first.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
So we've got a have aween shirt. And I think
this is a Thanksgiving shirt. Yes, I feel like this
is something you can wear around the family at Thanksgiving time. Sure, yeah,
my great grandma would love that. Now I'm being told
that we're not sexist around here. We're equal opportunity. So
there's something for the men as well, right there is,
So Kevin, will you please grab the other shirt that

(13:48):
is available like this?

Speaker 3 (13:49):
I have seen either one of these.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Bring it on up here, show Nige, unfurl it, Nige,
what does this shirt say?

Speaker 1 (13:58):
May I suggest the sausage with a hand pointing down
word something for him, another's something for her. Thanksgiving a
tire for the whole family to enjoy.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
So if you're downtown you can come by Coaches Tavern.
You know, as long as we're here, we're gonna have
these shirts here.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
And which is your favorite? The Clinton one, the sausage
one or the roast beef one. Teresa, what's yours?

Speaker 8 (14:26):
The roast beef?

Speaker 2 (14:30):
I think I kind of like the Hillary Clinton one,
just because I hate that woman, but I understand. But
the uh may I suggest the roast beef shirt is
pretty strong.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
I think it works female or male by the way, okay, trans,
non trans, non binary, I think that works with everybody.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Future of the store. We've had people asking about hats
and shotglasses and hoodies and.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
Where are we at with that?

Speaker 8 (15:00):
Guess what, Nigel's wearing one today? We actually got one
printed and I think we're ready to go.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
With it after I want after it.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Just so everybody knows, I don't make a dime off
any of this. I just I'm a big fan of
yours and you're support and what you do, so you
do a great job.

Speaker 6 (15:16):
You're thankiving it was.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
You do an awesome job with this stuff.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
And since you guys have taken over the store, the
turnaround time has been so much quick.

Speaker 6 (15:25):
Yes, thank you.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Mark.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
How long does it take if somebody makes an order
right now on our website for them to get their product?

Speaker 8 (15:31):
Usually we say about four to five days is what
we strive for.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Not bad, not bad at all.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
So we've got shotglasses, we've got hats, we've got these
new shirts. If they're not up right now, they will
be up very soon once it gets cold. I mean
it's still like almost eighty five out. We'll have the
hoodies out there available and all that good stuff. And
thank you teresakyo much. What is the name of your
company that runs our merch store. It is Davis Creations,

(15:58):
Davis Creation. Okay, so if it's not Hammer in Nigel Merch.
If somebody needs T shirts for their company or any
sort of swag, you can do that, right, we can
do that.

Speaker 8 (16:09):
Just send me a message.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
And how do we do that?

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Where's the contact info on Facebook? Okay, Davis Creations on
Facebook or reach out to me and I'll give them
your direct phone number.

Speaker 9 (16:21):
And what's the fears is that?

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (16:23):
That's perfect?

Speaker 2 (16:23):
All right, Thank you so much, Teresa, Thank you so riusch.
Give Teresa a hand and all the items of the
merch store.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
Ladies and gentlemen, love the hat, love the hat.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Door dot Hammer and Nigel dot com, or just go
into Google and type in Hammer and Nigel store and
we'll take care of you. Guys, we are rolling so
one more time on account of three. Everybody at home,
in your car, at work, or here at Coaches Tavern.
If you're ready to have a great weekend, I want
you to make as much noise as you can online. One, two, three,

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let's go. It's the Hammer and Nigel Show.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Hammer and Nigel Show Live the Coaches Tavern, presented by
the Finnish Long Drink.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
I'm having one right now. Hammer. It's peach.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
It is so good, the finish long drink like nothing
you've had before. Back by actor Miles Teller and pro
golfer Ricky Fowler his sparkling refreshment made with real liquors, Citrus, peach, cranberry.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
What are you sipping on there?

Speaker 2 (17:30):
I've got the cranberry version there, and man, it's really good.
And we've got so many special guests here tonight. We've
got you know, the coupon ladies here, the merch store
lady from the YouTube track Troy from the Smokies.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
Is down here sitting front row. Even my old man
decided to show up back there. Your old man's here. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Ethan Hatcher from Saturday Night on the Circle. Ethan, I'm sorry,
I apologize that's white, Irb. I'm sorry, that's white, Irb. Bye,
I thought that was Ethan Hatch. Sure it's actually white, Herb.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
And also one of our favorites. He's kind of our
go to when we need somebody to talk some military stuff.
Brian Alvi joins us, how were you, my friend?

Speaker 6 (18:12):
I'm doing good. I'm only your favorite because I lack
a significant amount of tact and inner dialogue.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
Yes, we get along great because we kind of just
speak our minds sometimes.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
When was the last time you jumped out of a plane?

Speaker 6 (18:24):
How long have they spent a long time? They were
wanting me to do it with a Golden Knight slash Spring,
and I was like, I'm good, dude, do you just
pay me for that? I'm not doing that for free
and Lanta They're jumping Zzy Landa sucks, but I've agreed
to do it next spring, so.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
Okay, all right.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
So this is like one of those rock star retirements.
You thought you were done jumping out of planes, but
then a couple of years go by, you get back
out of the road again.

Speaker 9 (18:51):
Jump Godfather three.

Speaker 6 (18:53):
Once you feel you out Speaking of that, you know
I got to jump in here, man, there's something I
got to talk to Nigel about. Heybody, friend of ours, Yeah,
asked me to collect the debt mister Bogg seven hundred
dollars and what he wants his money?

Speaker 3 (19:09):
What I owed Jeff Bog seven hundred dollars. That's what
he's saying. Did he say what? What?

Speaker 8 (19:15):
Four?

Speaker 3 (19:16):
He did? Not that. That's none of my business.

Speaker 9 (19:19):
You're my business.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
I'm going to try to figure that out.

Speaker 6 (19:21):
Less less less my service fees.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Okay, well, the juice must be wrong on whatever that
bet was, seven hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
I'll get a text. I'll work it out with. I
don't know what the points are at. No need to
get on that, no need, no need to begin in
the middle of that.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
We've been talking about the speech that Pete Hegsath gave
to the military leaders this past week. And very rarely
does somebody speak before Donald Trump and totally steal the
spotlight away. But I thought the speech that Hegsath gave
that was amazing, like nothing Trump did afterwards. Nobody's talking
about that. It's the speech that Hegxath gave and I

(19:58):
was just curious as to your perspective.

Speaker 6 (20:00):
Oh, I loved it. He hit that room like looked
like a jdam missile.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
It was amazing speech.

Speaker 9 (20:06):
Uh, he set the tone we got to get back.

Speaker 6 (20:08):
I mean, it's just half of them are just wayward
sons of forgotten military service. It just you know, I
told you guys before, I said, you know, the only
thing for me could have done any better is if
you just told everybody to reach out of their chair,
grab the envelope taped to the bottom of their seat
and pull it out. And if twenty five thirty percent
of them had red cards and their meaning, they were done,
they were gone, they were fired.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
A lot of so a lot of them.

Speaker 6 (20:32):
I always say, the highest rank you can achieve in
the army or the military is colonel. Everything after that's
a political appointment by a civilian elected official. So we've
got far too many of them now that so I
think there's a lot of them are there because they
were really good at their job. But there's unfortunately a
lot of them there that they just really proved that

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they would carry elected officials water for them, and and
I just think a nice purge of the up. Besides that,
there's a ton of qualified colonels that can step up
and lead. So you know, I think maybe a little
bit of purge of the career star war and politicians
wouldn't be a bad thing, especially those fat ones.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
That was a big point to the absolutely no fatty.

Speaker 9 (21:18):
It's like, how are you coming up that speech?

Speaker 2 (21:20):
No fatty?

Speaker 6 (21:21):
How do you insist your troops stay in shape when
you're not? I mean the infantry motto is follow me,
you know, I mean to the buffet. Yeah, I mean
there are some of them. There are just ridiculous. I
mean I feel like, you know, it's like I wanted
him to break into like, you know, as a former
drill start and I was hoping he break into like
an arly army impression. Hey General Powell, disgusting fat body.

(21:43):
You know you start yelling at him. But it's just
it's it's they're not the example. They're not leading.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
The one thing Nige and I were debating though, is like,
because he referenced we need guys like Norman Schwartz cough again,
I got a hard time believe in old Storm and
Norman's passing that physical fitness though.

Speaker 6 (22:00):
You know, it's funny the visual visual can be a
surprise or some guys they don't look like they're in shape. Yes,
they're like Forrest Cup, he's a running fool. But what
that said there is it's not just it's not just
the past that Peach says. There's height and weight their standards,
there's appearance, you know, and you know, I love the

(22:21):
fact that he dated back to nineteen ninety. We're gonna
go back to nineteen ninety because I joined in ninety one.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
So do ladies belong on the battlefield if they can
successfully pass the requirements to do so?

Speaker 10 (22:34):
So?

Speaker 3 (22:34):
If you can just it's an interesting question.

Speaker 6 (22:36):
If we do I forgot the term he used, but
I just call it if. If we do UNI sex standards,
this is the I think a male standard. If this
is the standard to do this job regardless of your gender,
and you achieve it, I'll have problem with it. However,
how much money and how much time we're going to
spend to find the unicorns that can achieve that stare,
I'm not saying there's not some out there.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Right Rail Ripley from WW he could pick me up
on a battlefield and move me to safety more than
Clay Yakin Cook.

Speaker 6 (23:04):
You'd love every moment of that.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
I'm not gonna lie I would probably volunteer for it.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
I think.

Speaker 6 (23:11):
It's like, and there's just roles that they're why can't
we just agree equal bit different? You know, I I
don't understand.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Why there's plenty of qualified, talentednd'en bad as kill me
throughout my career.

Speaker 6 (23:27):
You know, I did a little over two decades in
the in the army, and I have been around, you know,
male and female leaders. I have just been around some tremendous,
tremendous female leadership. I mean, it's just they were great leaders.
I just I don't think they really should be in
a position to doing some of these jobs, just based
off of medical science.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Brian Alvi is our guest.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
We like to bring him on to talk all things
military based off of his background. So, Brian, it seems
like you liked the Hexit speech. Recruitment seems to be up.
But all the girls that I went to high school
with or on Facebook saying it was a horrible speech
and anti women.

Speaker 6 (24:02):
So well, I would say this, and I think, you know,
if I'm a staunch just despiser of anything as hypocrisy,
it seems like the same people are round about the
military decisions that never served in the military. But you're
also the same people that said not if you don't
have a uters, you can't talk about the abortion debate. Right, Well,
if you haven't served in a military, shut your pie hole,

(24:23):
your opinion of fifty cents in buying anything at Coaches
tavern where drinks are amazingly a foreign because Tom's not stupid.
You know, there's a whole lot of opinions out there
based off of zero experience.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
What changed from whoever that guy Lloyd Austin the Secretary
of Defense to now the Secretary of War Pete Hegsath.
The difference between the two.

Speaker 6 (24:50):
Brought in a war fighter, brought in a combat veteran
of combat veteran that not only is not so far
from his time having served, because he's also he never
took the lobotomy and sold out to be a political
attache in uniform, so to speak, stooge. And don't get
me wrong, I'm not saying all generals are that way,

(25:11):
not even close. I know some amazing, amazing generals that
I had to deep honor and pleasure of serving for.
But there's just there's just no argument. There's just a
ton of them there that shouldn't be there or should
be gone by now. They're just I mean, they're just
phoning it in and it's time to go. If there
that retirement is a general that retirement's awesome, Go enjoy it.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Let's go last thing here before we let you go.
We're chatting with Brian alvi Nige and I talked about
this earlier in the show. There are people that have
decided that they want to defend the rights of Venezuelan
gang member heroin dealers because their drug boats were getting
blown out of the water. So the Trump administration has
to go out and actually declare basically, for a lack

(25:53):
of a better choice of words, war on Colombia and
Venezuelan gang members bringing narcotics to the United States. How
did we get to a point in this country where
people look at a president that they might not like
and say, you know what, I'm going to support the
rights of the fentanyl dealer that's trying to poison our children.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
So that's ridiculous.

Speaker 6 (26:11):
Drinking kool aid and a tribalistic echo chamber for years
upon years, it's just you don't know up from down
and right from wrong anymore. And I think, you know what,
I encourage him. You should go defend them, Get on
a boat, grab a rifle and stand there and next
to him and defend them. Why we handle business.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
See if you could pick off one of those predator drones.

Speaker 9 (26:29):
Yeah, good luck with that.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Luck with that.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
What have you been up to?

Speaker 3 (26:33):
Man? What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (26:34):
You're like the Dosakis guy. You're the most interesting man in.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
The world, I know, right, George Clooney in Oceans eleven.

Speaker 6 (26:43):
Well, just a few different things, just you know, supporting
some of my friends that are probably going to run
for office next year, Still doing some consulting in the
billsiness realm, and you never know what's going to go
happen next. I have a few irons in a fire.
At the same time, I'm also just gonna retire and
again I tried once it didn't take so.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Man, Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (27:06):
Maybe Warrior one ten.

Speaker 6 (27:07):
Yeah, I'll tell you guys. I've had some injuries this year.
I know, I don't know if I could physically do
that anymore. To be honest with you, We're still gonna
keep full steam ahead. We're gonna still continue to do
things to raise awareness for combat vets struggling with traumatic
brain traumatic brain injuries and post traumatic stress. But I
think my body's just the recovery. I pulled a ligan

(27:30):
in my arm four months ago and haven't been able
to work out.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Dude, when you get old, you injured yourself sleeping and
I've had that happen.

Speaker 6 (27:36):
Well, and what is worse It takes you forever to
recover from it. And I just I don't know. I'm
getting drunk, I'm getting drug kicking and screaming into old age.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
I know this.

Speaker 6 (27:47):
You know, at the young age of fifty three, I
still do a lot of really stupid things. But uh,
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
Well, thank you for your service man. We were glad
to be as a friend of the show.

Speaker 6 (28:01):
I love coming on here, guys. I just you know,
maybe one day it'll be the hammer in Nigel and oh,
by the way, I'll be show you know.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
Oh by the way, it's fine, Yes, come on board.

Speaker 9 (28:10):
Yeah, that's that's just more vacance.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
I've been in a weekend.

Speaker 6 (28:12):
I've been in a optw in my whole life.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
Give it up for our friend, Brian Alby, Ladies and gentlemen,
American badass.

Speaker 9 (28:18):
Thanks guys, I love you, guys.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
It's the Hammer and Niger Show. They brought a birthday
cake for me. Yeah, look at this.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
Your birthday was yesterday, forty eight, Yes, forty eight. Oh wow,
before we in this segment. You know what, screw it,
We're doing it right now.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
We're singing Happy birthday to Hammer right now, everybody coaches tavern.
We're downtown the Hammer Nigel Road Show. My co host
just had a birthday yesterday.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
Let's do it.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Three two one, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday.

Speaker 5 (28:51):
To you, birday, dear neighbor day due chairs.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
So everybodyday, buddy, thank you, God bless Look at this cake.
So Liz is here from the Gwendolen Cupcakeery on the
south Side and crazy Liz. I think you've a come
got all things Hammer and Nigel Show on this cake
at once. Here. We've got the show logo. We've got

(29:24):
a WIBC logo.

Speaker 9 (29:26):
There's a beer with a little frosty head on it.

Speaker 11 (29:28):
There is there is, there's some bowling pins on here.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Yes, I see a volunteer's tea.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
What else do we have on here?

Speaker 11 (29:36):
We've got the Texas logo that you like.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
No Tennessee logo.

Speaker 6 (29:41):
Sorry, that's the wrong orange wrong orange, but there's no
longhorn on it.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Okay, you made a little me and I look very intoxicated.

Speaker 11 (29:51):
Yeah, your eyes.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
It's a stick figure.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
It's a stick figure of me holding a beverage with
a party hat on, and it looks like I've been
drinking since nineteen eighty four.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
You have how long?

Speaker 1 (30:02):
How long does it take you to do something like this?
You are, you know, obviously a professional, You've been doing
this for a while. You have a business.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
How long does it make you or how long does
it take you to make a cake like this?

Speaker 11 (30:12):
Decorating took about an hour?

Speaker 3 (30:15):
That wow, wow, Okay, that's killer.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Now we've had you on the past because you made
the Donald Trump cookies, which for some reason became like
really controversial because you were willing to make cookies for
both political presidential candidates, but for whatever reason, it was
the Trump cookies. It made everybody flip out.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
How did your business get complaints and crap like that?

Speaker 11 (30:36):
Yeah, but we gained a ton of customers and I
sold a craploaded.

Speaker 9 (30:43):
What's the current state of business here?

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Because I know you guys were relocating right to another facility.

Speaker 11 (30:49):
So we were at seventh and May. Now we're going
to be at Fifth and Maine and Beech Grove. We
thought we would be open by now, but we've had
a few hiccups with electrical. Electrical can't start till our plumber,
I mean our plumbing can't start till our electrical name names.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Was it AES's fault because you don't have to you
don't have to.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
Don't ask me twice.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
You can't smell outages without AES.

Speaker 11 (31:11):
Yes, we are about two months behind because of AES.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
To be honest with you about that cake kicks ass.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Yes, I just posted a picture of the cake on Twitter.
So if you follow Hammer and Nigel, go there at
Hammer in Nigel uh the Gwyndolyn Cupcakery. Liz, you're a
rock star. Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
We appreciate you. Hammer. I know we're up.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Against it here coach is Tavern Live, but we as
soon as we can. We've got to get to this
health hack which you're supposed to do in the morning,
which is you get out of bed and jump fifty
times and it gets the blood flowing. We need to
see if you can accomplish this fifty times within fifty seconds.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Right, Okay, So we're up against the break right now.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
We can't do it right now, but we've got to.
We've got to try this.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
So let's get Tom Sutton Coaches Tavern up here a
little bit after four o'clock. Huh, and then maybe if
we have some time on the back end, I can
see if I can do fifty jumps in fifty seven.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
That's all it is. It's jumping, It's all it is.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Man. I feel like I could start off really well,
but toward the end we might be laboring.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
By the way, if we did it both at the
same time, at this stage we were on would collapse with.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
Complete collapse, right, Okay, So coming up next, we'll get
Tom Sutton on. We'll have a fun chat with Tommy,
and then we will see if I can do this
fitness hack.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Come on back, Hammer and Nigel.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
You believe these characters are weirdos.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
God, everybody puts your hands together for the Hammer and
Nigel road Show Broadcasting. Liven Coaches Tavern downtown Indianapolis, right
on Pennsylvania Caddy Corner across from Gambridge Field.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
Ows.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
My name is Nigel Jadson. Hammers just had a birthday yesterday,
so we're selling it. Brady is forty eighth birthday forty eight. Yes,
I mean you don't look at a shade over forty.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
Well, thank you, Niche, I appreciate God bless you and
and we were brought to you by the Finnish Long Drink.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
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It's this new thing backed by actor Mark Miles, Teller
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Speaker 3 (33:20):
Like just a I don't know how would you describe it,
just so.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
It was a sparkly refreshing gin based flavor, citrus, peach, cranberry.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Everybody is and.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
It's got a little juice to it. Man, you'll get
a little buzz going for this bad boy too, and
that's awesome. Got some great friends here today celebrating with us.
But a guy that's been a friend to ours for
a long time. Long before the Hammer and Nigel Show
made it to the radio, we had this little Nickel
and Dime podcast and we did it here at Coaches
Tavern and Tom Sutton, the owner, one of the owner

(33:52):
of proprietors here at Coaches Tavern, you kind of started
this whole monster. You created the Hammer and Nigel Show.
Thank you, Tommy.

Speaker 9 (34:00):
Oh absolutely, And I still remember the day you guys
approached me because you were doing it over at Ugly Monkey,
right right, Yes, Soupy shut that place down.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
Hey, can we do a podcast every Thursday?

Speaker 9 (34:10):
I'm like, why the heck not. Let's try it out
and rest is history.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
I think there is like a twenty five dollars beer
tab involved with Yeah, free free draft here.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Yeah, and we promoted it on Facebook.

Speaker 9 (34:22):
You know, we get drunk Matten here and big boos
Molly and.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Yes, friends of the show.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
Yeaes the class of characters.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
But in terms of the longevity of Coaches Tavern and
in local business in general, man, you've been kicking ass.
You and Adam Eizenberg just yeah, you know, this place
has just been a staple and an icon forever.

Speaker 9 (34:43):
Turned Coaches will turn twenty two on December third, and wow,
my partner and I Adam have owned it.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
Since February two thousand and eight. Coaches is now too
old to date.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
Bill Belichick, how about that? It's a shock, It's like
and honestly, the staff here too has been forever.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Like people don't people don't like and that's I think
indicative of quality management. Thank you, wow, thank you very much.
Thank you Christal having some birthday cake served to us here.
What is it about the management style here that, like,
how do you keep and retaining because I know you've
had problems before with problem bars in the.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
Area, right. I mean, we've talked about it bit share.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
We've said there's there's there's good manager managers and there's
bad managers.

Speaker 9 (35:31):
Get you got to be hands on, but you also
have to trust your people and don't micromanage them, don't
drive them crazy, don't.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Nitpick at them.

Speaker 9 (35:37):
Just let them do their thing and ariswafta, you got
to call them out in the back of the kitchen
and say, hey, you know, let's try doing it this way.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
Right, let them do their thing. You know, if the
money's rolling in, it's rolling in.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
But it's I think uncommon in this industry to have
like Amber for example, she's been here since we've been
doing the podcast like sixteen years. Like I feel like
that's not normal in this industry. And I think that
speaks volumes of the management hits.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
That you know.

Speaker 9 (36:01):
In our kitchen manager Jeff, he's been here for sixteen
and a half years, So yeah, we keep them around.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Now, let's talk about some of the other issues that
you encounter as a bar owner downtown Indie. Sometimes it's good,
and when it's good, it's real good good, it's great.
But when it's bad, it makes national headlines here.

Speaker 9 (36:21):
How do you deal with some of the bad? You know,
it's it's really a shame to have people, you know,
I keep up on the social media, the local news stations,
and there are people that won't come down here because
they think it's really that bad. And I don't think
it's terrible.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
It's not great. You know, there's a lot of what's the.

Speaker 9 (36:38):
Proper term unhoused peoples that we have to say now
to appease the feelings of people.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
And I don't think that's going to do it. But
I'm tired of appeasing people those.

Speaker 9 (36:47):
Story and unfortunately a lot of them are mentally ill
and they just don't have the resources to get the
help they want, and they're just forgotten about, and they
just run a monk in the streets and they cause
problems for people sitting on our patio and they just
wander in here and have no clue where they are.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
Do you feel sorry for him?

Speaker 2 (37:03):
What's your relationship though, with like the prosecutor.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
I just don't think I don't have one with him.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Good okay, because it feels like we've talked to our
police officer friends. Nobody's more pro police than we are.
They get frustrated having to deal with the same saying people.

Speaker 9 (37:20):
Over and over, Yeah, how is a guy? So recent news,
there was a guy that stabbed a guy at a
gas station. Come to find out he's been arrested.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Ninety nine times. How national news?

Speaker 9 (37:31):
Do you think somebody at black gro would finally be like, Okay,
this guy just needs to go in a cage and
lead him there.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
So but now I just let him walk free.

Speaker 9 (37:38):
And our wonderful prosecutor already dropped an attempted murder charge.
He reduced it to aggravated battery. This guy's gonna be
out on the street in two weeks.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Do you guys get together and talk about that kind
of stuff, because it feels like you guys as a
group have leverage. Hey, we're the ones bringing in money
in the business the downtown Indy.

Speaker 9 (37:55):
So there's an IPD officer named Kim Evans and she's
kind of the downtown liason mean business and impd. We
meet with her usually once a month and go over
stuff and other bar owners. Is really other bar owners
in there?

Speaker 1 (38:09):
How important is it for you to not how are
important of these meetings? But not only that, but it
seems like you guys.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
I know your competitors, but you're also friends. Yeah, that's important.

Speaker 9 (38:19):
We stick together because we have to. You know, it's
not like it's not a competition. It's hey, let's all
work together make downtown better, bring people down here. And
but you know, we just want to have We want
our voices to be heard. I don't think anybody over
there at the City County Butan is listening. But oh,
you'd be surprised they're listening. Might not do anything, but
I know that they're listening. There's two different things.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
They're action and listening. Uh So, if somebody's never been
down to Coaches Tavern, I've always said, you guys have
the best bar food of any place that I've been to.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
The food here is phenomenal.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
If they want to come down to watch the Colts
game on Sunday, or maybe just come down here for
a night on the town Friday night, and Saturday night.
What's it like Friday nights? Saturday nights are good.

Speaker 9 (39:02):
It's it's a real popping atmosphere, you know, people having
fun because we've been kind of coined the cheers of
downtown where everybody knows everybody and you walk in your
drinks on the bar, you know, just like norm People
like that.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
They really love that.

Speaker 9 (39:15):
So you brought us a little something something here. We
have a birthday actually a coach's specialty. This is called
the breakfast Shots, and I mean it matches the color code.
If it tastes like a freet wreck. There we go,
Happy birthday, Hammer.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Thank you very much, appreciate the report you have always
had for this program.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
That's incredible. What's in that?

Speaker 9 (39:43):
Uh Stoley, orange vodka, watermelon pucker, a little OJ and
a little sugar fee red bowl.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
It tastes like happy, That's what it is.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
That's what it is it does.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
So Nige, do you want me to try this challenge
or do you want to wait?

Speaker 1 (39:57):
I want you to try the challenge, especially after the
sh Okakay, Tom stay here for this.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
So Kurt, get ready to bring up the clock music
here that we had earlier.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
Okay, the newest health hack going around TikTok is the
fifty jump trend. The minute you get out of bed,
you jump in place fifty times.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
But it's supposed to be a quick way to get
the blood flowing first thing in the morning after waking up.
My question is, can Hammer do fifty jumps in fifty
seconds feet off the ground? I say, I don't know
that this is as difficult as you were thinking.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
Hammer.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
What you got to understand I'm fat, so it may
be a little more difficult than you think it's going
to be.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
All right, So should I count the clock down? Here?

Speaker 2 (40:47):
We've got a clock bed that's set at exactly fifty seconds, okay,
So when it expires, that's fifty seconds.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
Okay. Here we go in three two one go one.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteenth, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
Eighteen, nineteen, twenty picked up twenty three.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Five, twenty six, twenty seven, twenty eight, twenty nine, thirty one,
thirty two, thirty three, thirty four, thirty five, thirty six
come on, come on, you got this two forty three,
forty four, forty five, forty six, twenty seven forty eight,
forty nine fifty.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
Not bad for a guy almost fifty, right, you should
see Crystal's fat gentlemen. Hey, Hammer's wife is here just
looking at him like, oh my God. Probably like I
get nine one one on the phone here.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
I've never wanted to eat a piece of cake so
bad in all my life.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
Right now, Nigel presents is.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
It depends upon what the meaning of the word is.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
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Speaker 3 (42:09):
This is so good?

Speaker 2 (42:10):
Uh.

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Speaker 2 (42:34):
Is this Anything? A Florida man was pulled over for
doing one hundred and seven miles per hour. When asked
why he was speeding, he said it was because he
had an appointment to go see his barber.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
We're we talking about something similar about this yesterday. Somebody
had to pee yesterday. Yeah, well he actually, you know,
he was at the going to the bathroom. I believe yesterday.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Correct. But this was a that really, really really wanted
to get his hair cut, so he was dropping one
oh seven. Here is a Michael being pulled over and
talking to the Florida police.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
Why are you going so fast?

Speaker 2 (43:13):
I have a.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
Have an appointment with your BARBERO.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
So you go one hundred and seven miles an hour,
weaving and out of traffic.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
Yeah, I don't know the article right in front of me.
I'm assuming you went to jail. You go to jail,
that's like for one hundred and seven miles an hour,
that's that's.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
You get incarcerated for that.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
Well, you would think, But then again, if you get
arrested ninety nine times in Marion County, sometimes there's that too.
Sometimes you still get out and escape with it.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
What's the fastest you've gone in a vehicle? Has it
been over one hundred?

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Yes, yes, I've gone over one hundred.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
Like this year, like coming back from the ac DC show,
it was like three o'clock in the morning, there's nobody
on sixty five. Oh right, we came back like we
did the Canniball run overnight because we had to stay
in extra day because they got rained out. So yeah,
we just left right after the concert ended. Nashville time

(44:11):
about eleven o'clock. Man, you get on sixty five, three
o'clock in the morning, there's nobody there. That bad boy
was in triple digits.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
How many, I mean, give me, give me, give me
a number, probably won ten. Wow, Dad, my old man's here.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
He used to have like a bunch of like quality cars,
like old old stock cars and stuff like that. What's
the fastest you've been on an interstate? What's fastest?

Speaker 2 (44:37):
How fast have you driven?

Speaker 3 (44:38):
He's had corvettes and stuff. Well, how many? One hundred?
Now not on the interstate. You've done one hundred and
eighty on the interstate.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
I did one eighty in the Indy car two seater.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
What, oh my god, almighty, my dad is a death
wish for God's sake.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
One on the highway.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Wow, all right, I think Chief Bailey he's got a winner.
He's on his way here to rescue in himself.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
On that. I'm sorry I asked that.

Speaker 7 (45:11):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
Okay again, the two seater goes one eighty.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
I know, I know, I know. Is this anything?

Speaker 2 (45:19):
We're gonna keep it? In Florida, here a Florida man
training in MMA left an intruder beat up in bruised
after he allegedly broke into his home. Hell yeah, here
is Henny Rojas talking about taking care of the intruder.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
I'm prepared, you know, my first time.

Speaker 6 (45:35):
I don't feel in pain nothing because I don't like
you guns. I'm not looking for for a night, for nothing,
only God and on my hands.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
That yeah, that's something for sure. And I think I
think I heard him say something around Look, I don't
like guns. I just use my hands and good God.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
If that could be the philosophy for some of these
people in Indianapolis, the homicide rate would go, I mean plummet.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Now, not everybody's Henny Rojas either.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
I guess MMA guy and I understand that. But using
fists instead of guns, I love this and I love it.
The bad guy trying to break into his house, trying
to rob from him, trying to steal and take from him,
possibly harm him, got the crap beat out of him
by the MMA guy.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
There was a story a couple of years ago where
there was a female MMA champion. I can't remember who
it was, but she was on vacation in some tropical island. Yeah,
somebody tried to assault and rapeer on the beach. Yes,
and they picked the wrong show. She beat the crap
out of this dude so bad the police had to
pull her off of the guy.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
I love the stories.

Speaker 6 (46:48):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
Good for her man last one here? Is this anything?
The guy's going viral for explaining why the year twenty
twenty five is so disorienting, especially when the boss tells
him and his coworkers to go with the new AI assistant.

Speaker 10 (47:06):
Not only is everything so dumb and scary, but even
our jobs are feeling a little dumber and scarier. So
there's no rest of it from the insanity ping and
your boss is emailing you like ay gang, So as
you know, we've invested a lot of money in our
AI assistant, Pierre, please use Pierre when writing.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
All your emails. And then you go back to scrolling.

Speaker 10 (47:21):
The city of Portland is under attack and you're like
by who, and it's like America and you're like, well,
that can't be right, and then it's like ping and
it's your boss, like, hey.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
Disregard the last email. Stop using Pierre immediately.

Speaker 10 (47:31):
Some users are reporting that it's telling them that the
Holocaust never happened?

Speaker 3 (47:36):
Is that anything? I think it's something.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
I think it's probably I mean going back to good
old fashioned email and communicating, you know, over the phone,
instead of using AI platform technology.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Now, the thing that he said there was like Portland's
under attack.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
That might be true, right, Portland's that's I think Trump
is like two seconds away from in the National Guard
in to Portland and.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
You know what, it's two seconds too late, Like get
them in there now. Yeah, it's the Hammer and Nigel Show.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
You would listening to the Hammer and Nigel Show, and
you're on.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
The road, ladies and gentlemen, The Hammer Nigel Road Show
and coaches Tavern Downtown. Give him big ground of plot, Ladies,
you thought about it? Presented by the finish long Drink.
I need a if anybody's available to hand us another
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over here.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
John Ette's here. You can grab yourself one.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
John Ett from the WIBC newsroom.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
Here comes the oh, here comes missus Hammer.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
Ah cup on, lady, thank you so much. She's only
handed me.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
This drink so she can yell at me later.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
I love it, oh Man.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
And we're having a blast year at the Hammer Nigel
road Show. We have a very special guest with us
on stage.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Hammer host of Saturday Night on the Circle, Ethan Hatcher
joins us and Ethan. The last time we had you
physically in studio on our show, we were talking about
that homeless camp that was in Fountain Square. You have
somewhat close to that area, so you were very close
to that story. Since the last time we spoke, I

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believe it's all been taken care of.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
Is that right? Yes?

Speaker 12 (49:22):
When I drove by, they still had a couple tents left,
but I believe those have been cleared up. It's been
a couple of weeks since I last drove by the
Leonard Street encampment, but the situation fundamentally hasn't improved. Because
they just played shuffle board. They played musical chairs with
homeless residence. Because they've moved to other encampments. They've moved
to the West Street and I think it's white River

(49:42):
Parkway over not too far from the JW.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
Marriott.

Speaker 12 (49:47):
Fundamentally, there's also a new encampment that has sprung up
on South Pleasantview Parkway and Keystone, And there's a few
other encampments that are around the city. So oh, and
then also Michael Heart has covered the encampment that is
behind the Walmart on East Washington Street over near in
the Cumberland area.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
So when you say cover, like, who was actually the
one physically facilitating these people moving from encampment encampment to encampment,
that would.

Speaker 12 (50:16):
Be the City Department. The official name eludes me at
the time, but they were seeking to connect those individuals
with permanent housing, okay, And that's the tale's oldest time
because you had some individuals who are willing to participate
in the program, but you had a lot of people
who didn't, who would prefer to live on the streets.
And I feel that's a component of the conversation that

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routinely is unaddressed.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
Why would somebody prefer to live on the street unless
they are mentally ill or addicted to drugs?

Speaker 12 (50:44):
Well, I mean, I think you've hit on hit that's
in connection there. There's mental illness there's drug addiction, and
then there's also a fundamental unwillingness to abide by the
rules of civil society.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
And see that's a key point because when the solution
is well, we're to find affordable housing or free housing
to put these people into. If you're not used to
taking care of yourself and living in a house or
an apartment or a home, it's not always an easy transition.

Speaker 12 (51:14):
No, in some ways, it's it's more cruel because you
are giving somebody who doesn't have either the willingness or
capability to provide long term care for the property, and
then just sitting them in this situation that doesn't solve
the problem, that doesn't give them the tools of the
resources to be able to better themselves.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
You know what does mental rehabit? Mental rehabit which is
not You can't force that on somebody if I understand that,
if I understand the laws correctly in this state, yea.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
And unless they've set out loud.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
That they're going to commit suicide or something like that,
you cannot force somebody to go get mental help.

Speaker 12 (51:52):
And that was brought about by reforms that took place
in the nineteen eighties.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
And look, they were horrible.

Speaker 12 (51:57):
Yeah, they were horrible abuses that were going on asylums. Absolutely,
taking the asylums away has clearly not been the long
term solution either.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
There needs to be a more measured approach to this.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
Speaking with Ethan Hatcher, host of Saturday Night on the
Circles here in ninety three WIBC, so, I think the
biggest story in Indye right now, and a story that's
picking up national headlines, is the dude that was arrested
ninety nine times, the ninety ninth being an attempted murder

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at a stabbing to death of a guy at a
gas station. Now, the guy lived, but it was an
attempted murder charge at first. It was his ninety ninth
arrest in Indy, and already before he's seen a judge.
Before anything else, the prosecutor's office has.

Speaker 12 (52:46):
Lowered the charge on that this guy is trying to
put de Carlos Brown, the assailants of Arena Zurutska over
there North Carolina to shame with ninety nine criminal rest Now,
most of these are for small time offenses. He's only
been trespassed from almost every small convenience store around Marion County.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
But there were a couple serious ones.

Speaker 12 (53:04):
There were a couple Syrian serious ones, including drug possession.
And that's the issue. When you don't address this early
in early in this string of problems, then it escalates
eventually announces escalated to attempted murder, which has been downgraded
to aggravated assault.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
That's the issue. Downgrade that attempted murder.

Speaker 12 (53:25):
That's a soft, soft on crime approach that Ryan friend
of the miss grant meres embraces.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Unfortunately, is that an excuse for this guy? Because I've
seen people on social media come at us, Well, he's homeless,
he's got mental illness, he's autistic. Most of his charges,
not all, but most of his charges were not violent offenses.
What do you want to do?

Speaker 9 (53:46):
Lock him up for the rest of his life.

Speaker 12 (53:48):
If he's mentally ill, if he's autistic, if he doesn't
have the capacity to interface safely with civil society, then
you are elucidating the reasons why he should be removed,
not permitted to continue to enact random acts of violence
on random citizens.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
And the thing that's frustrating is that we could sit
here and laugh at this. There's a dude that's been
arrested ninety nine times. Nothing will change in Indianapolis.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
I've got ninety nine.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
Problems, but a criminal prosecution eight one.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
And as long as Ryan Meers is the prosecutor, nothing
will change.

Speaker 9 (54:23):
I couldn't agree more.

Speaker 12 (54:24):
What we need to do is find and we had
a good candidate in Cindy Carrasco who was an outstanding
candidate for a prosecutor. But we need to connect the
messaging with the citizens of Indianapolis and really represent to
them the impact and improvement that will be felt in
their daily lives by prosecuting violent crimes. I mean, this

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should be a common sense approach, but we seem to
be missing the messaging.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
You shouldn't really know the political party of your prosecutor,
should you? Because you go back to Ryan Meher's predecessor,
the late Terry Curry. You you couldn't tell one way
or the other where he leaned. Now, if you followed politics,
obviously you knew. But I had no problem with the
way Terry Curry did his job as the prosecutor. He
was a Democrat. I know, I'm not naive Democrats are

(55:13):
going to win the majority of the races in Marion County.
It's a sixty to forty Democrat advantage in terms of
voter registration. I get that, but you can pick a
Democrat that's not just somebody that wants to be a
public defender though.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
Right.

Speaker 12 (55:26):
These are the problems that are inherent with a dei
approach to law enforcement because justice is what justice is
supposed to be blind. It's supposed to be equally applied
no matter your race, sex, gender, creed or whatever. But unfortunately,
we have a mentality that has been embraced by particularly
liberal prosecutors where they want to factor in these various

(55:49):
identifications as qualifiers for how law enforcement is supposed to
be applied.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
And that's been a drastic failure.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
I think we've all lived through that.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
And how does that affect your business? Personally?

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Tell us what you do, remind us what you do,
and then tell us the you know, how the prosecution
and how the laws here in Indianapolis affect that business
and the property tax issue for that matter.

Speaker 12 (56:13):
I am a housing provider on the East side of Indianapolis.
I have about twenty properties that are divided into around
forty units.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
Have you ever thrown anybody down the stairs like in
the movie Coming to America? No, your rents, dude, don't.

Speaker 9 (56:27):
Have stairs that large in any of my properties.

Speaker 12 (56:29):
But I'll tell you one immediate way that it has
in fact or impacted my properties. I have a property
that is getting ready to be available for rents shortly.
It's a two bedroom on the east side of Indianapolis,
and I have issues because of the dangerous area that
it is in. Now, mind you, the property itself is
totally fine, But across the street, I have a couple
of vacant units and they're inhabited by about ten to

(56:51):
fifteen roving crackheads. Right when you are just immediately across
the street. That's a problem. They're trashing up the premises.
I've actually watched some homeless people tapping in to the
transformer on the phone line just across the street from
where my property is, so that way they can charge
their cell phones. And that is chronic lack of enviolcement.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
How do you maneuver in that business? How are you successful?

Speaker 2 (57:15):
You got to hope for the best.

Speaker 12 (57:16):
You got to you gotta have qualifications that you apply equally,
and you got to put your best foot forward. The house,
you know, is maintained. We've patched the issues in the floor.
We've redone the kitchen, We've installed a new bathtub and
done some other things. But I got very limited control
over the neighborhood and surrounding area. You can only improve
your own property.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
What's coming up on your next big show here on WYBC.

Speaker 12 (57:39):
We are going to have the extremely based Representative Andrew
Ireland on our show, and he is going to talk
about his proposal to tax remittances. This is money that's
sent overseas to foreign countries, often by illegal immigrants, that's
not circulating in our local economy. This is money that's
being extracted for their labor and then sent elsewhere to

(57:59):
improve countries abroad. And he is proposing a limited form
of taxation on this, a rate of two percent, which
I think is extremely reasonable, and we're going to talk
about that and then also the revolving door of the
criminal justice system here in Marion County. When's the show
Criminal Injustice System? You can listen from seven to nine
every Saturday night and make sure to hop on the
YouTube machine, give us a like and join us on the.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
Chat right on.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
Ethan Hatcher, Thanks brother, thanks for having me on the show. Guys,
it's the Hammer and Nigel Show. We have a sentencing
in the Ditty case. Just came down from Fox News.
Sean Ditty Combs sentenced to four years two months in
prison per Fox News.

Speaker 3 (58:39):
Yeah, you think he serves that entire sentence. No, I
still have the.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
Bet with Rob that he will serve less than one
full year in jail. Interesting under three hundred and sixty
five days is my over under on that. But the
sentencing for Ditty four years two months. We will have
more on that coming up in a little bit. It's
eighty five at the American Standard Cooling Weather Center coming

(59:05):
up here in just about a half hour from now.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
Nine.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
Yes, I'm going to get needles to my face.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
I keep looking at this on the rundown that you
put together and it says hammer bowtos. And I've been
meaning to ask you about this. It's been a busy Friday.
I'm scratching my head.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
So I've always wondered what it was like, right, I've
never had it before, have you?

Speaker 3 (59:29):
Really?

Speaker 2 (59:30):
I have because I love the way Tim Allen looked
in Christmas with the cranks, like when he gets the
boatox and he's trying to eat the salad and a
fall all over his face, Like, is that how it
is or not?

Speaker 1 (59:41):
That's what you wanted to look like, Well, that's how
I thought it was. So you're getting botox live on
the air right. Our friends at Envy Spa in a
New pal Here coaches have her.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
They've agreed to come up on the YouTube camera and
stick needles in my face. And what we're going to
do is while that's happening, you and I are going
to try to have a serious conversation about what's happening
in Portland with Antifa.

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
Okay, all right, I like that idea.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
So that's coming up right around five twenty. So if
you want to see me get a needle in the face,
that's coming up around five toys.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
I was not expecting that at all. Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
According to a new survey Nage, eighteen percent of people
think it's a good idea for parents to ask AI
for parenting advice. Fifty two percent think it's a bad idea.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
I mean, like if you ask Alexa, hey, my kid's
got one hundred and one temperature?

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
Should I go to the doctor? Should I just give
them time? On all? That's one thing, but like.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
Should you add Alexa, my daughter is dating somebody twenty
years older than she is.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
I don't know if that's the advice you want to
take right right.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
And it kind of depends on where AI is pulling
their information from. Sure, right, If they're pulling it, you know,
from the Bill the Check School of Dating, And you're
not going to like that answer. Second, Bill Belichick shoke
in one joke in one show, Gladies and gentlemen, it
so listen, I dabble a little bit in AI. Right,
I make a little bit of AI. So I thought, okay,

(01:01:15):
why don't we have one of the WIBC parents on
staff give parenting advice AI, parenting advice like the survey
asked for.

Speaker 9 (01:01:24):
Okay, So I went back to the lab, and.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
Here to give parenting advice is AI. Rob Kendall.

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
Oh you want parenting advice? Here you go Brownsburg. That's
all I talk about. B r O w nsb U
r G. That's right, Brownsburg.

Speaker 12 (01:01:40):
No parenting advice, no bull crap, just Brownsburg sucking on
a chili dog outside of Brownsburg.

Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
AI rab out Brownsburg. You know what, I don't think
there was much help in no way, shape or form.
Was it any sort of help?

Speaker 6 (01:01:57):
No, not at all.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
But he does a hit love some Brownsburg.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
No, he's somewhere talking about Brownsburg right now.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
I promise you there was a town council every night
of the year gathering in Brownsburg, he'd be there.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
You look up pig and slop in the dictionary. It's
the same thing as rob going to a council meeting
in Brownsburg every single night. Real quick, before we hit
a break here. According to a new interview, Lionel Richie
said that Michael Jackson stunk that right, had bad hygiene.

(01:02:29):
Said that often Lionel Richie would take his clothes, wash them,
and then have to give it back to him because
he stunk so bad.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
Yeah, that's that's pretty That's par for the chorus for
some rock stars in you know, in that industry. I
would have never get I don't know why I would
never have guessed Michael Jackson. I've heard about Lenny Kravitz, right, we're.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
Talking about I've smelled Lenny Kravitz.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
Thanks.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
He did a private ZPL thing when I was working
there a number of years ago. So, Nige, I've got
a dealer's choice here, Kurt, be ready to choose. Do
you want to hear every non word in Michael Jackson's
Smooth Criminal. Or do you want to hear what it
would sound like if Michael Jackson fell down the stairs?

Speaker 7 (01:03:17):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
Every non word in a Michael Jackson Smooth Criminal.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
Okay, Kurt, give it to him. That's every non word
in Michael Jackson Smooth Criminal.

Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
Right there?

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
All right, Gonna take a little break. When we come back,
Biggest Stories of the Day, we'll have an update on
that Diddy sentence.

Speaker 12 (01:03:49):
Come on back, Hammer and Night Jell you believe these
characters are weirdos?

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
On a beer sample Friday, Ladies and Gentlemen, The Hammer
and Nigel Road Show. I've been coaches govern coaches Tavern Downtown,
Indianapolis of Pennsylvania, Candy Corner across from Gamebridge Field House.
My name is Nigel. Jason Hammer is right over there.
We are brought to you by the Finnish Long Drink,
which I have been drinking all afternoon and long. It's

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backed by actor Miles Teller, who played Rooster Goose's kid
in Maverick, also professional golfer Ricky Fowler. The finished Long
Drink of just you know, just a delicious cocktail.

Speaker 3 (01:04:31):
In a can, and I I need one A peach one.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
If anybody I need a peach one, if anybody has
one in their pocket, please.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
These are pretty good, my friend, I'm not gonna lie.
And you still got time to get down to coaches
tavern because we got a lot of stuff going on.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
Sure.

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
Yeah, Normally here's a little inside baseball. Normally, when you
hear a radio host say we got a lot going
on here, there's nothing going here and a damn thing
going on.

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
But here we actually do.

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
We got We've got our merchandise table set up over
here with some of our newer T shirts, just in
time for the holidays. Ladies, you could go home with
a Hammering Nigel shirt that says, may I suggest the
roast beef with an arrow pointing down? Or may I
suggest the sausage with an arrow pointing down? Perfect for

(01:05:19):
the holidays. And we've got Dad at our table, the
coupone lady and folks over there taking taking orders. And
they got a few hammer and Nigel T shirts over
there as well.

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
You got a shot there too, Bunny. Yeah, we got a.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
Little something lined up here, maybe for the next couple
of minutes. It's the day after at my birthday party,
so we're having a good time.

Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
You got a lot of your family here. The cake,
the gal that made you that is amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
Liz from a Gwendolen's cupcakeery. She's a rock star.

Speaker 6 (01:05:49):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
And again your old man was walking around here creating,
creating a ruckus. Earlier work in the room, creating a ruckus.

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
He's a He went home and went to bed.

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
My mom and dad are here. We've got friends of
the show. Look, Mindy and Bob just got here.

Speaker 9 (01:06:06):
There's many book.

Speaker 6 (01:06:07):
At the.

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
H Did we mention Johnette?

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
Johnette is here. I saw my mom and Johnette having
a conversation earlier, and I don't know what it was about,
but I'm willing to bet it's probably a now not
about bad Bunny doing halftime at the super And I
just got.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
A text from A Taylor from which TV. Oh, Taylor's
on the way. Okay, she said she might be on
the way. Taylor Bessett is that Bassett or Bassett?

Speaker 9 (01:06:34):
Let's go with Beseets.

Speaker 3 (01:06:35):
Okay, it's French Basette.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
We do have some headlines we want to get you
up to date on. With that being said, we got
producer Kurt Jerald's back in the studio hit me with
some legal.

Speaker 4 (01:06:49):
Stuff, legal stuff, crime punishment, judges, legal.

Speaker 3 (01:06:57):
Stuff, legal stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
So the sentence for Diddy is in, hey Diddy, can
I get a pick.

Speaker 7 (01:07:08):
For you?

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
Do that imitation of me asking P Diddy for a
picture better than I do it myself. I wish I
could have been there for the real thing. Vegas in
the early two thousands. P Diddy and his entourage walk by.
We're doing like some radio junket and he's only doing
the big markets.

Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
Hey, hey, hey.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
Diddy, can I get a pick please? And he just
like a record scratched, like in the scene when they
walked in the bar in Weird Science. Everybody like in
this room looked at me. He looked up, he was
he goes nah, and then everybody and then the music
started playing again and everybody went back about their business.

(01:07:51):
But P Diddy, I'm sorry, did he Hey Diddy? But hey,
I go I just called him Diddy. I didn't even
know was it Puffy at the time.

Speaker 3 (01:07:59):
I don't know. I've lost track.

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
But he was hit with four years and two months
sentenced today.

Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
Now keep in mind this was for that whole human
trafficking thing. He kind of skated on the series.

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
All those series, all those big charges got dropped, man,
and all of them got dropped.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
In essence is transferring prostitutes state line, which I don't
know how that's not human uh, you know, transferring, but
it is what it is. And did he got four
years two months. So now I've got a bet with
Rob Kendall whether or not he will actually spend more
than three hundred and sixty five days one counter year

(01:08:39):
and from today behind bars.

Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
Wow. I mean it's usually you know, halftime for good behavior, right,
and they might get you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
With a little time served maybe, Oh that's right.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
Ooh, I don't know. You'll think you think he'll be
out in a year?

Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
Yes, because he's famous and he has money. That's how
it works.

Speaker 3 (01:09:04):
I mean that works.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
I mean look at the charge of I mean, look
at the charges he skated on the serious stuff they
hit him with the prostitute you know, transportation charges.

Speaker 3 (01:09:14):
So I feel like the sentencing is going to be
the same thing. What's on the how many dollars are
on the line between you.

Speaker 2 (01:09:19):
And Rob for this one dollar? Jesus, it's Rob Kendall
you're talking about. You don't what to do to get
him to pony up one dollar cheapest man alive. Another
interesting story is what's happening in Portland right now?

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
Geez as Trump finally set in the Nashville Guard to
that hell hole.

Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
Not yet, but I think we're getting close to some
go time. Last night you had the Antifa folks go
out and protest against ice and there was a conservative
reporter named Nick Sorder.

Speaker 3 (01:09:57):
I saw that he's been on all the shows.

Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
He's been on, you know, Fox and Tucker back in
the day, and we retweet his stuff from time to time.
He was there videotaping the lunatics that were, you know,
breaking rocks, breaking windows with rocks and all that kind
of stuff, and they started turning on him because he
was recording it. So he kind of defended himself and

(01:10:19):
he was the one that got arrested, not the violent
Antifa folks.

Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
Wait.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
Wait, he was defending himself from being attacked by the
masked Antifa cowards, and he is the one that went
to jail.

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
There's video of him rescuing an American flag that was
burning from somebody and he stomps it, puts it out
in disposes of it, and then they all start crowding
around him. A little bit later and they knock his
hat off. They start pushing and shoving, and he doesn't
like get over the top, but he does respond and
they charged him, but not anybody else.

Speaker 3 (01:10:55):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
So it just happens to be that Nick might have
a contact at the Apartment of Justice, And now Pam
Bondy is apparently looking into what's going on in Portland
with the Portland Police Department. This is from Nick Sorter's
official Twitter account quote. Attorney General Pam Bondy has ordered
a full investigation led by Assistant ag Harmiq Dillon of

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the Portland Police Bureau. Friend of the show following my
wrongful arrest last night, Bondi confirmed to me. And this
story was also corroborated by Fox News reporter Bill Malujin,
who was also tweeting about the incidents that took place
that led to his arrest.

Speaker 3 (01:11:37):
Send the National Guard in there and just level it
like they did in DC, like they're doing in Memphis.
What are they waiting for. My brother in law lived
in Portland during the.

Speaker 1 (01:11:50):
Heat, during the heart of COVID as a respiratory therapist,
and while you know, all the stuff was going on,
all the prot all the George Floyd stuff all he
and he was living just far enough away that he
could hear all the commotion going on, and he wasn't

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totally affected by.

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
It, but he said even where he lived it was
a hell hole. And that's a shame.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
It is because the Northwest could be absolutely pacific.

Speaker 3 (01:12:21):
Northwest is beautiful country.

Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
But if you have the inmates running the asylum like
they are in Portland, that's a problem. So that's the
latest of what's.

Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
Going on there.

Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
Now we could continue to talk about this Nige, or
you could watch me get a needle.

Speaker 3 (01:12:34):
To the face. I want to see you get botox. Okay,
So I don't know where this came from.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
I was looking at this on the rundown that you
drew up, and I just didn't have time to ask
you about it. But now that I know what's going on,
I am even more perplexed.

Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
We're gonna do this on the YouTube camera.

Speaker 3 (01:12:54):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
We're on a location today at Coaches Tavern, so the
camera is not as close on us as it normal is.
But if you would like to see me get a
needle to the face, then that's coming up next.

Speaker 3 (01:13:05):
Okay, are you really okay? Are everything's gonna be okay.

Speaker 12 (01:13:14):
Are you okay?

Speaker 6 (01:13:15):
Yeah, I'm fine, I'm pretty freeking, I'm far from okay.

Speaker 3 (01:13:20):
Are you okay with this? On The Hammer and.

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
The Hammer and Nigel Road Show Live Outed Coaches tavernly
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got a special guest joining us here for are you
okay with This?

Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
She has been a guest host on this program before,
and you can catch her on a couple of different stations.
I believe where are you working at now?

Speaker 9 (01:13:52):
Mindy ninety seven point one, Hank FM, Mendy till Midnight,
Just that one?

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
Now, okay, just that one, Mendy till Midnight on Hank
The Lovely Mindy Winkler joins us, you are gonna play
around of are.

Speaker 3 (01:14:01):
You okay with this? With us? Yaya?

Speaker 2 (01:14:04):
So Nigel's gonna spit some stories at us, and you
and I will have conversations about whether or not we're.

Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
Okay with it?

Speaker 6 (01:14:09):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:14:10):
Taylor Swift releasing her not Okay with It? Hold On
Taylor Swift releasing her new album The Life of a
show Girl.

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
Last night at midnight, people were lined up around the
corner at Target to buy. I don't know anybody that's
still buy CDs, but you know, there were places open
until midnight. Here is I'm gonna give you a little
taste of the first track. It's the first single. It's
called the Fate of Ophelia.

Speaker 3 (01:14:37):
Go ahead, that's not what this particular. Are you okay with?

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This is about? I was flipping.

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
Channels this morning, okay, getting ready for you know, work,
getting the kids ready to go to school, and I
stopped on Fox fifty nine Angela ganote legend.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
Yeah right, iconic sounds very iconic.

Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
Yeah, but yeah, I think I think she's out in
North Salem now or something like that. Iconic news reporter
from Fox fifty nine was telling Jim O'Brien, who is
the I believe the weather reporter.

Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
Jim O'Brien follows us on social, so does angel.

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
I was just flipping channels and they were talking about
the release of this album, and things got awkward when
they started talking about this album? Can you go ahead
and play the audio that I have?

Speaker 3 (01:15:40):
Uh?

Speaker 13 (01:15:43):
Yeah, I was telling you about one of the films. Yeah,
very sexual. Oh okay, well, now I'm definitely not gonna listen.

Speaker 3 (01:15:51):
Okay, so I might need to play it again. I
don't know if you guys heard that talk about very
sexual Angela Ganote.

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
They're sitting there talking about the release of this song,
and Angel looking note goes, get out.

Speaker 3 (01:16:05):
Jim, one of these songs on this CD is very sexual,
and poor.

Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
Jim's just sitting.

Speaker 3 (01:16:13):
Like, what's Jim supposed to say? All right, let's go
to break honey, let's fire it up?

Speaker 6 (01:16:19):
Is it the song would?

Speaker 3 (01:16:21):
Yes? Yeah, you know the song I'm talking about it?

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
Yes, because it's about Travis Kelsey. And I was like, wait,
what what Kurt?

Speaker 3 (01:16:29):
Can we play that again again? Real quick, just just
to hear one more time.

Speaker 13 (01:16:35):
Yeah, I was telling you about one of the songs. Yeah,
very sexual. Oh okay, well now I'm definitely not gonna listen, okay, Like.

Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
Poor Jim's caught in the moment, like we're what's what's
Jim supposed to say to Angel Ganote saying, yeah, that's.

Speaker 3 (01:16:53):
A song on here that's real sexual. What do you think?
What is Jim supposed to say to you?

Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
Bet your sweet assos?

Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
Huh ha? Is this anything? Maybe?

Speaker 7 (01:17:04):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:17:05):
Because I I mean the minute I saw I actually,
I'm gonna be talking about this on my show tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:17:09):
I'm like, Travis Kelcey in the name of the song.

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
Is what is it describing him?

Speaker 2 (01:17:17):
It's like what I can think of his beam with
some butt head your husband Bob, And.

Speaker 9 (01:17:21):
I was like, I think we know what it's about,
Like what's Jim specific?

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
Like what if he would have said, well, like his
answer I think was like, well, now I don't I
definitely don't want to listen to it.

Speaker 3 (01:17:34):
But that's kind of awkward too. Well, I don't know
what to I don't know what to do with this.

Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
Jim's answer still makes it look like I'm respected TV
with man, I'm not going.

Speaker 3 (01:17:43):
To talk about familiate arn Florin in filth with you.
That's right.

Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
But the way Angela presented it leaning over, you know,
it's very sexual.

Speaker 3 (01:17:52):
This song was very sexual. She had a very sexual song,
and Jim would have looked at her and said, all right,
let's go to break honey. I just wondered, then, has
there been sexual attention between those two over the years.

Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
So I don't know, Jim and Angela could get ahold
of us if they want. I just happened to be
flipping channels. I caught that, and I thought that was
the most awkward thing I've ever seen, But it was
the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Speaker 7 (01:18:18):
It was just.

Speaker 2 (01:18:18):
Completely out of the field I've seen in something about Mary.
You know, truck stops have been the hot bed of
many and many, many, many many gay men.

Speaker 9 (01:18:29):
Oh well, okay, thanks.

Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
Video is going viral of a woman who was crying
because she and her wife went to the grocery store
and someone.

Speaker 9 (01:18:41):
Farted on her.

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
She's literally crying. This is a woman upset about a
fart in a grocery store. Let's go ahead and play that.

Speaker 3 (01:18:51):
It just happened. But my wife and I.

Speaker 7 (01:18:57):
Just went to the store, in the grocery store just
to buy like junk food and stuff, you know, because
we're really tired. Just wanted some sweet trees. And uh,
we were walking down an aisle and there were like
two guys that walked up next to us, you know,
Peyton like walked away and my wife walked away for
just a second, and uh, they were like snickering to

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their like to themselves or something. And I'm just looking
at the candy aisle trying to decide what candy I want,
And he walks by and gets like inches from me
and just rips one like tharts like this far from me.
That's disgusting to say. I can't even believe I'm having
to say this, but he did. And yeah, they never

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felt so dehumanized.

Speaker 3 (01:19:49):
Now, are you okay with whatever we just listened to
right there? Hammer?

Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
And okay with her response?

Speaker 6 (01:19:57):
Or okay with him farting on her?

Speaker 2 (01:19:59):
Because I thought I was arracle that he farted on
what's a big She's a keeper, Bob, She's a Keeper's
a big deal?

Speaker 3 (01:20:09):
This boy?

Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
I think there's probably some police officers in some communities
that would arrest you for assault for something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:20:18):
It's not Marion County because it has to be ninety
nine more time. So here's clearly what needs to happen.
We need common sense fart regulation, right, we need to
ban assault farts. That's where we start, right, We get
mom's demand action involved, and you ban assault farting.

Speaker 3 (01:20:37):
That's what this comes down to.

Speaker 2 (01:20:40):
See you anti gun nuts? How stupid that sounds?

Speaker 9 (01:20:43):
Are you apply it to anything else?

Speaker 3 (01:20:45):
You see?

Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
How stupid it sounds?

Speaker 3 (01:20:47):
Are you okay with this?

Speaker 1 (01:20:48):
A woman in Florida arrested Monday after stealing a motorized
public's shopping cart and music gets to drive yourself to
an unappointment was botox? Who knows?

Speaker 3 (01:21:01):
Who knows?

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
Here's the shoppers talking about the situation desperation.

Speaker 3 (01:21:05):
I would saystrange things are happen. I absolutely don't expect
it to happen.

Speaker 8 (01:21:10):
Well, I would say it's probably not the best thing
to do for the your longevity of stein.

Speaker 3 (01:21:13):
At stealing a public shopping cart. Are you okay with this, mindy?

Speaker 2 (01:21:19):
I mean, I didn't know they went that fast?

Speaker 8 (01:21:20):
How was she?

Speaker 3 (01:21:23):
Was she like gun?

Speaker 8 (01:21:24):
I just picturing George Costanza's.

Speaker 3 (01:21:28):
A great reference. Yes, yeah, what a great Seinfeld Bob.
She is a keeper.

Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
I love publics. I wish publics were here in Aytown,
Like when you go down to Florida, Man, publics has
it all, a great liquor section, the pharmacy. So I'm
mad that somebody lost a shopping cart these motorized at
a publix. So yeah, to me, I'm not okay with this,
not because the fact that she stole us that she
got to an appointment, because it made the publics look

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bad and public's probably had to pay to replace that,
and that stinks.

Speaker 3 (01:22:05):
Let's take a break and get Taylor here. Let's do
it from which TV.

Speaker 9 (01:22:09):
We got Beer Sample Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:22:11):
Paul Taylor's here.

Speaker 9 (01:22:12):
What are you on the air again?

Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
Seven BM tonight right after us? Yes, okay, well, let's
get through shots in you and get you right to
the studio.

Speaker 3 (01:22:21):
Ladies and gentlemen, give us a love. It's the Hammer
of Nigel Show.

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and it's Beer Sample Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:22:34):
Now, fry, I got some beers.

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We've got a special.

Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
Guest here, Nige Taylor Bassett. You say Taylor our Wish
TV segment every day. Oh my gosh, this is the
first time we've met in.

Speaker 3 (01:23:20):
Person, though it is the first time we've met.

Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
You guys are sampling beer, by the way, I have
tequila on the rocks, So that's oh okay. Taylor's going
hard in the paint here tonight.

Speaker 9 (01:23:29):
That's okay.

Speaker 3 (01:23:29):
But Taylor, from Which TV?

Speaker 1 (01:23:31):
You do a great job every day on that show,
you and Cody and all the crew over there on
Which TV.

Speaker 3 (01:23:36):
We're happy to be partners with you. Yes, I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
I can't believe it's been two years since I've got
to run around with you.

Speaker 3 (01:23:42):
Is this anything? Is the segment we do around three
about four or something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
It's a little TV version of the radio bit that
we do. You guys do such a good job editing
that and making us look like we're actually respectable. Oh right, yeah,
except for when you take your shirts off.

Speaker 3 (01:24:01):
Sometimes that's just hard. You know what.

Speaker 2 (01:24:02):
That's the second time you've said that to me now, Taylor,
and I've gotta be honest with you. I'm starting to
take offence just.

Speaker 3 (01:24:07):
A little bit, all right, running out of time here, man.

Speaker 2 (01:24:10):
Oh okay, So everybody in the joint, if you got
a beverage in your hand, if you're at home and
you got a beverage in your hand. I'm not gonna
say in your car because that's illegal. Raise it up
in the air and on the count of three, I
want everybody to give you a loud hell yeah for
the weekend. One, two, three, Hell yeah, sho.

Speaker 1 (01:24:29):
I see a lot of the Finish Long Drinks in
the air too. Who are presenting sponsor tonight for this
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Speaker 9 (01:24:44):
Ones behind this and this is really good, Miss Taylor.

Speaker 2 (01:24:47):
We're gonna have to get you one of these after
you get done shooting tequila.

Speaker 9 (01:24:50):
If I can have to control cobbage.

Speaker 2 (01:24:51):
Girl, Okay, I gotta handle guys.

Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
Hey, we'll talk to you Monday. Okay, is this anything
on Wish TV on Monday?

Speaker 3 (01:24:59):
We'll be there.

Speaker 2 (01:24:59):
Okay, alright on check her out on All Indiana. That's
a Taylor Bassett Wish TV eight. We have got one
more hour to go. Here are the things we're going
to keep an eye on. Is my face going to
swell up? Are we going to have more shots? We'll
have more answers coming up when we come back. This
is the Hammer and Nigel show