Episode #2088- Hammer and Nigel Full Show

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hammer and Nigel Do you believe these characters are weirdos?
My name is Nigel Jason Hammer right across from me.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Dude, I can get down with these December temperatures.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Man, what I'm here for it?

Speaker 1 (00:18):
But I I just hear that it's nearly sixty today.
Let's do this. I mean, it's a sunny, beautiful day.
We're creeping up on Christmas. And what's the forecast for Christmas?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
So Christmas we're looking at nearly sixty degrees, which is awesome,
and then Friday, the day after Christmas like mid sixties,
like sixty four or sixty five.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
I'm done.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
I'm done with the cold. We've already done that, right,
you know. I'm done with the frozen. I almost killed
myself on my driveway for God's sake because it was
so cold and ice.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
I'm done with it.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
There are two types of people right now here we are.
It's Christmas Eve eve, and I feel like there are
two types of people.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
There are the people that say, but.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
I want a white Christmas, and then they are the
people like me that look at those people and want
to hurt those people, like.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Sign me up for this.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
I had the windows open at the house before I
came to work today night you did. Windows were open,
the breeze was flowing. Only thing missing was like the
Corona commercial where there's a palm tree and oh Christmas
trees playing in the background. I can get with this, man.
I am here for it.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Now. It's not gonna last though, is it.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Oh No, It's gonna be like fourteen by late Sunday
into Monday, wonderful low of fourteen.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
So again, enjoy this now.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Sleep with the windows open, Sleep naked with the windows open.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
You know, for the kids out there that are getting
possibly bikes from Santa delivered on Christmas Day, this is perfect, yes.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Because that's all you're gonna want to do.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Bikes or skateboards or any type of outdoor activity. Get
a football game going outside, go play basketball outside.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
I don't know, but it's going to be nice.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Hey, I want to take a page. I was listening
to Jake Querry on the way in. I want to
take just a side note real quick, Like when you
were a kid, Like, what were the major gifts you
were like like thriving for, you were pining for.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
I know mine were Jordan's and I know.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
It was a Nintendo for me, and I thought, that's
just an interesting question.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Video game systems probably with the games, and then any
other like sporting stuff because I lived in an area
and during a time where you can get all your
buddies together, yes and go play ball. You know, if
you had a kicking tea along with the new football,
you'd go to the field and you'd play a real game,

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tackle football. You're kicking extra points, you're doing all the stuff, man,
So it was kind of like experience based stuff, if
that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Sure.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Another thing that I'm totally down with, much like these temperatures,
is what this downtown indie bar is doing. Have you
heard about this Georgia Street Rhythm and Blues. It's a
bar on Georgia Street.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Sounds awesome.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
I've never been, and I guess recently there was a
shall we say, a bit of a ruckus that took
place outside by the streets. He's a little skirmish and
here's what they've done. They've said, all right, we're tired
of all the knuckleheads, we're tired of the young dumb morons.
So thirty and over, that's what it is, moving forward

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to get into our club.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Wait a minute, their chicken eyed ease, and if you're
below the age of thirty, you're denied.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Denied, baby? Can I read you? There are awesome social
media posts.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
I'd love it.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Yeah. Please. Now, I'm going to clean this up because
there are a couple words in there that I believe
I'm the wrong color to say. Abdul might be able
to get away with some of these words, Okay, Wesley
Snipes might be able to say some of these words.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
I'm not quote.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Due to the increased number of blank and blank that
clearly do not know how to conduct themselves in a
grown and sexy environment, Georgia Street Lounge will now be
age restricted to thirty and over.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Wow. Unless you are.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
A special guest of our staff or marketing team, you
will not be allowed entry. Do not contact us for
any under thirty birthdays or special events because the answer
will be no ghosts.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Somewhere else, all right.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Like, I know this isn't probably the thing they teach
you in college in terms of marketing classes, But telling
people to go to hell, I'm here for that, man,
I'm totally on board.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
You're eliminating a big portion of your client tell though,
but is it really?

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Additioned by subtraction, because if you know a place has
habitual problems with young, drunk, out of control youths utes,
as they would say.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
In my cousin Vinny, do you want to go there
all the time?

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Now?

Speaker 3 (05:41):
But if you know it's like thirty and older and
more likely those are the folks that have common sense
in these bars and clubs and you know, music venues.
I think I'd be apt to go more often.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
That's impressive. That impressive, Like.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
I got their back man Georgia Street Rhythm and Blues,
Like I support everything they're doing here. Do you want
to go in there and have some young dumbass or
do you want to walk in there? Hey, Philip Rivers
is here? Hey, all right, that's cool. I have no
idea if Philip Rivers goes there, but we know he's

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over the age of thirty. Fox fifty nine story I
thought was interesting. Officials with the Indiana DDC, which is
the Destination Development Corporation, rolled out some Indiana tourism statistics.
Now this is for the year twenty twenty four. Obviously
twenty twenty five not over yet, but this is from

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the previous year and Indiana tourism is doing really well.
Eighty three million visitors traveled to Indiana in twenty twenty four.
That's nearly a two percent increase from the previous year,
sixteen point nine billion dollars in visitors spending, which is

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up almost five percent.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
From twenty twenty three. Love it.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Now, here's the part that has my attention. Three point
two billion dollars and tax revenue generated by tourism.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Why does it have your attention?

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Well, let me break it down.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
That's a big number.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Let me break this down from federal to state to local.
Federal one point four billion, state one point one billion,
and local seven hundred and forty million. All good stuff, right,
we can all agree those are good numbers. We like that.
But where the hell is this money going? Because I
know it's not going to the streets.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
And it ain't going to the potholes, baby, and.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
I know it's not going to the schools because the
school board they're all tiny tim all the time.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
We don't have any money.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
We can't eat. Please, sir, may I have some more
trying to hit you up for referendum? Heaven forbid? You
want property tax relief? Here come the schools bringing a
kid with crutches out there and a full cast maybe
in a wheelchair.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Did you just see all tiny tim all the time?
All tiny tim.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
All the time. That's what schools do when they want money.
They trot out there the sick kid that's this close
to the Wish Foundation, and they make you feel bad.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
So where's this money going? That's my question?

Speaker 1 (08:19):
What's the Let me ask you a separate question before
we hit a break here, why the influx? I mean Indianapolis, Like,
I don't see Indianapolis as a tourist destination.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
I see it more as a.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Convention business destination. Is that what this is coming from.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
I think that's part of it too.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Yes, So when you host a convention here, folks come
into town, they go out to dinner, they do all
the things. I believe that counts. And let's be honest.
The ND five hundred has been growing in attendance. Yeah,
of course, you've had a partnership with the WWE. You've
had new different types of convey engines coming into Indy.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Taylor Swift three nights in a row.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Taylor Swift was a big deal. So maybe that's part
of it here. I'll be curious to see what twenty
twenty five looks like. But we're probably gonna have to
wait almost a full calendar year to get that information.
Usual in listening to the Hammer and Nigel Show.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Man, Man, all right, what do we know about our
third annual Hammer and Nigel Red white In Bowl presented
by Jack Daniels January sixteenth.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
And Woodland Bowl, Hammer, what do we know? What's the update?

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Only fourteen tickets are left. Only fourteen tickets are left.
So if you have been waiting for the last minute,
if you need an outside the box gift idea, if
there's somebody in your family that likes bowling, or pizza,
or Jack Daniels or Hammer and Nigel Show, maybe all

(09:55):
of it, maybe some of it, I don't know. Go
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Speaker 2 (10:02):
It's a fun thing to do on a Friday night
in January. Man, it is. I mean, it's a third
annual and we're raising money for veterans. Yes, that's the
important thing.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
We've been doing a number of different charities to try
to help out as many people as we can. This
is one of our favorites and Woodland Bowl puts on
a great show. Man we're gonna be on the microphones.
We're gonna go lane to lane, maybe have some beverages
with some folks, hit that pizza buffet.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
And uh, I'm thinking about doing dry January.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Oh shut up, Just shut the hell up. God, You
dry January people wear me out. Like Abdul walks around
here and expects us to give him some sort of award.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
I'm not gonna be drinking in January. I'll shut up
all of you people, right right, it doesn't even count.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Abdul does more cannabis than cheach and he wants us
to give us some sort of award. I'm doing drive January,
and I don't want to hear any crap out of
you either, because how about two or three days two
or three days into quote unquote dry January, it becomes
dry ish January.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Right, it's kind of dry.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Can I not go to our own event and enjoy
some libations, especially on a Friday, on a beer sample Friday,
slash Jack Daniels Sample Friday, and we.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Got prizes to give away. There's a silent auction. So
if you're a competitive bowler, we've got a group of
dudes that are pretty tough to beat.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
They're gonna be in it to win it. If you're
just somebody going for.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
Fun, you want to have the pizza bufet kick it
with us, talk a little smack, do that too, But
get your tickets right now.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
I'm willing to bet. By the time we come.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Back on the air, maybe this Friday, I'm working Friday,
this thing might be sold out. So buy your tickets
right now, do not wait. WIBC dot Com Annual.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
It's always a good time.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Nige you I we were there last night. We were
into it. It was loud, it was rowdy. Old man
Philip Rivers went down the field. The Colts let seven
to nothing, and then the wheels fell off.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Did they put up the forty nine ers almost put
up a fifty burger on the It.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Was forty eight twenty seven the final score, right.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
The forty nine ers put up forty eight. Yes, they
almost matched their nickname. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Man, I looked my son. I had brought my son
with me. He's about to turn fourteen. He goes, Dad,
I want to see Philip Rivers throw a touchdown.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
And he did like a couple times, two of a
few times. Right. The gambling degenerates that we had on
the show yesterday, Kenny Britt said, hey, take the Niners
first half.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
That was a win. Yep.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
David Stefanoff said, hey, you want good value. Two touchdowns
by Philip Rivers. Bout a bing, boy a boom. We
cashed that too.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
So the defense, though the Colts d didn't do that well,
am I under well?

Speaker 3 (13:07):
I think the forty nine ers just scored again. If
that's is any indication of what happened last night.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
No, like, the old man played pretty well.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
He did two hundred and seventy seven yards two touchdowns
to Alec Pierce. The offense put up twenty seven points
against one of the best defenses in the league. But boy,
that defense, the same defense that went to Seattle and
kept a really good Seahawks team out of the end zone, disappeared. Man,

(13:37):
you gave up five five passing touchdowns to Brock Purty.
This isn't like Joe Montana or Steve Young back there.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
This is Brock Purdy.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
As a matter of fact, this is what Colts head
coach Shane Steichen told his defense after the game.

Speaker 4 (13:56):
You just got your asss gripped five bunch goddamn nerds.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
Five He got me there for rock Party Man McCaffrey
twenty one Rushes of Bucks seventeen.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yeah, you and I kept on looking at each other
every time McCaffrey got the ball, and we were like
we made that face like like, oh oh boy, McCaffrey's
a stud.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
And Kittle, Yes, I don't claim to be Vince Lombardi here.
The highest football I ever played was trying to walk
on in college. But it doesn't feel like it's a
smart strategy to not be within ten yards of arguably
the best tight end in football. Might want to get
a body on George Kittle.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
You know, my son, I think the highlight was not
only watching He said, Dad, I want to see Philip
Rivers throw a touchdown. He saw two and the crowd
goes nuts. And he also, I wasn't I had to
go peece so bad during halftime.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
He stayed with you and.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
During the halftime show, and he goes, Dad, that halftime.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
Show is amazing. You missed it.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
It was pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
It was that lady that tosses the plates on top
of her head right on Red Panda on a unicycle.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
The goat of all halftime shows, doing a rare NFL
appearance and she was out there with these people that
I glow in the dark suits on, so they turned
off the lights.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
It was a really cool visual.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
But when you're doing the mount rushmore of halftime acts,
it's Red Panda, it's the really fast Simon says guy.
It's the real quick jump rope people. And I think
it's Frisbee Dogs. That's my top four.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
What was your second one?

Speaker 3 (15:47):
The really fast Simon says guy. He plays, Simon says,
but it's rapid fire. You've never seen that. I've never
seen that. The boys when they were little did it
at a Pacers game. They got called on the court
and oh.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
They call fans out onto the court and do that. Okay, yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
And like every team, they have the same people. They
just travel around like professional halftime back.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
The Frisbee Dogs and Red Panda, I think are the
top two.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
The uh the Frisbee Dogs took the place of the
quick change couple because I think one of them passed
away like they would change the clothes really fast and
do like some.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Sort of bit. But no, that was that was wild.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
The thing that I didn't like though, and again put
this on the list of reasons why I have beef
with Shane Steichen. They introduced the defense to start the game. Man,
come on, Yeah, the crowd was wanting some Philip Rivers
reaction because keep in mind, Philip Rivers has never played
in front of a full Lucas Oil Stadium crowd. It

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was a COVID crowd, right, It was a limited capacity
and every time they'd show them on the jumbo tron,
the place would go nuts.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
They were in his corner.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
We had the chance for a moment and Captain sucked
the fun out of the room.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Makes the defense get announced.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
Knowing good and well, he was going to probably have
the ball first because he's the only idiot.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
That wins the coin. Tosston says, give me the ball.
You're talking about the head coach, Yes, you say that
those words. I'm a little salty. I'm a little salty.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
I hate going from what seven and two to missing
the playoffs?

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Heartbreaking, A little salty, but breaking.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
Man. We had a good time though last night.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Man, beers were drank.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
Family had a great time and now the Colt's back
at it again this Sunday taking on Jacksonville.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
It's the Hammer of Nigel Show.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
Crime Punishment Judges legal stuff.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
I hate this, but it's indicative of what's going on
across the nation. It's it's hammer, It's indicative of what's
going on in Indianapolis and Ohio. Repeat offender was accused
of killing someone just days after a nonprofit paid his bail,

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which allowed him to be released from jail.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Sounds familiar, doesn't it.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
Can I make a guess on which nonprofit it was?
Sure I got five bucks on the bail project. Tell
me the rest of the story. Are they Are they
operating in Ohio? Yes?

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Donnie Allen allegedly shot and killed twenty seven year old
Benjamin Macomas at a Cleveland light rail station around seven
thirty Sunday. Donnie Allen charged with aggravated murder in a
rained on a million dollars bond.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
Okay, So I'm going to parlay my five dollars bet here.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
So I've got five dollars on the bail project. I'm
also going to parlay that with a soft on crime
judge that lowers the bond to something ridiculous. So we
got a three legger going now. Continue court records shows
that it's this murderer.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Allegedly. Donnie was charged with drug possession, excuse me, breaking
and entering, vandalism, obstructing official business, in possessing criminal tools
in relation to a separate incident at a Cleveland light
rail station.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
So this is something totally different than the homicide. This
is what he got locked up for originally. Yes, okay,
go on.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
His bond fifteen thousand dollars lowered by a radical leftist
judge to five thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
Now, okay, so we got two legs checked off. The
parlay here, radical judge soft on c time and the
lowering of a bail sense.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Feeling you're gonna win this parlay.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
I just need one more to cash this ticket. Come on,
bail Project court record show the bail Project. Yeah, let's go.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
This nonprofit piece of garbage organization provided the money for
this murderous, a whole subhuman to be bonded out of
jail and he was released. They paid Allen to be
released from the Ihoga County jail.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
So just a few days after the lowering of the bail,
the AsSalt on crime judge and the Bail Project got
this dude out.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
He killed somebody. What do you know?

Speaker 3 (20:48):
Ridiculous? Now, if you look at the rap sheet of
this dude. It's not like this is a boy scout
who's made a couple bad mistakes lately. Twenty nineteen, two
counts of burglary, one count of criminal damage, twenty twenty one, burglary,
twenty twenty two, burglary, twenty twenty four, two counts of

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attempted burglary, assault on a peace officer, obstructing official business,
resisting arrest, and drug possession. And then just in December
of this year alone, there was the situation that took place.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
On December fourth.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
Yeah, the breaking and entering, the vandalism, all that crap,
and then the bail was lowered. He's back out there
and he killed somebody.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Well, the bail was lowered, but he still couldn't get
out of jail unless the Bail Project stepped in, right,
Am I looking at this correctly?

Speaker 3 (21:51):
You're correct? And the Bail Project said, let's see, this
is a guy that's been in and out of jail
pretty much every single years since twenty nineteen. This is
what we want to hitch our wagon to. This is
somebody we believe in. We feel like this is a
good guy to have out there on the streets and
they can give you that bull crap argument all the time. Well,

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we feel everybody should be able to pay bail. I
don't if you can't afford to pay the bail. Maybe
next time, how about a little less burglary, how about
a little less breaking and entering.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Isn't there like some sort of saying like, if you
can't do the time, don't do the crime. If you
can't pay the if you can't pay the.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
Bail, don't go to jail.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
You're giving me strong w vibes right now.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Fool me once, shame on, hold on, shame on you.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
If you can, if you can, we won't be fooled again.
If you can't pay the bail, don't go to jail.
I think that's a pretty good.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
One, Nige. One of the best AI videos I made
this past year, I think was you and Whoopy Goldberg
getting very intimate together.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Yeah that was great. Yeah, that was the best. My
family and friends love that one.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Sure that was going around, like my wife's work friends
were sending that around, just totally separate from anything we do.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
That was Yeah, she was very proud your side piece.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
Whoopy Goldberg's very upset that Donald Trump is doing this
program called Warrior Dividends, where if you're a member of
the United States Military, you get a check for seventeen
seventy six. Woop.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Be Goldberg's upset.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
She goes on the view and says that Trump's trying
to bribe the military to do whatever he wants.

Speaker 5 (23:43):
But all Americans need help right now, and just a
handout isn't the answer smart policies or.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
The well he's what he's doing is he's thinking, if
I make sure that the soldiers have.

Speaker 6 (23:53):
What they need, they'll back me and what I want.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
M see.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
So she's accusing the soldiers of accepting a bribe. Is
that kind of how you put it right?

Speaker 3 (24:08):
And because we all know that soldiers, not their commanders,
not their leaders, make the decisions and get to speak
directly to the president, that's so stupid.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
I look, seventeen dollars. I don't have a problem with
it at all. That's a lot of money for a
lot of military families. That's for Christmas, that's Christmas presents,
that's that's I know.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
Rob would probably disagree because it feels like something Rob
would have a problem with because not everybody's getting something.
But if you agree to put on the uniform and
have shots fired at you to defend us. I'm all
right with you getting a little perk of the job.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
I totally am pretty insulting of Whoopee to say that there.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
Was a military wife who had a pretty interesting response
to Whoopi Goldberg military wife.

Speaker 5 (24:59):
Here, let's just gloss over the part where Donald Trump
is supposedly giving anybody illegal orders because a woman with
no military experience who once voiced a cartoon hyena says so.
To suggest that our servicemen and women would betray their
country for any amount of money, much less two thousand
bucks is disgusting and shows exactly what Whoopy Goldberg thinks

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of the United States military. The average enlisted service member
makes fifty three thousand dollars a year to go to
difficult places and do hard jobs and often be separated
from their families.

Speaker 7 (25:29):
And it is pathetic that a woman who makes eight
million dollars a year sitting on her rear ends viewing trash,
who gets mad when food stamps get cut off for
junk food and candy, would moan about these people getting
a modest Christmas bonus, and then suggests that they would
be traders who would betray their country and why on
God's green Earth? ABC News still lets this woman sit

(25:50):
there opening her gob is absolutely beyond me.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Slow clap, low clap, slow class. What I would say?
Well done? Oh yeah, well done.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
I'm gonna pay these soldiers seventeen hundred dollars so they'll
do what I say, legal or not legal.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
Bring them on to me, stupid. I'm gonna meet with
them all individually, one by one. The dumbest thing I've
ever heard, and that's coming from the View, where there's
a lot of dumb stuff. Things get pretty dumb pretty
quick on the View. But that that's pretty strong, Nige.
We've mentioned this a couple times about the program. It
is Christmas Eve Eve. Some would call it the night

(26:32):
before the Night before Christmas. Yes, And it's kind of
a tradition on this program that we have a little
poem to kind of set the mood.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Would you like to hear it? Sure?

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Twas the night before the night before Christmas? And all
through the DNC, Governor Pritzker of Illinois was dress eating.
He's on plate number thirty three in the Doctor Fauci

(27:09):
is spreading fear. Elizabeth Warren is in the kitchen. I'm
gonna get me aer. The gifts are all wrapped with
ribbons and bows. You'll hand. Omar and her brother are
under the missiletone. Ah More family and friends have arrived.

(27:32):
They're all gathered in the room. Nancy Pelosi just got here.
She flew in on her broom. There it is, there
it is. Went out on the lawn. We heard such
a clatter, false alarm, wrong fat guy. It was just
Jerry Natler. But Santa would arrive with his white beard

(27:55):
by his mouth. He brought Kamala a one way ticket
to the border so she could finally get her ass
down south. AOC got red lipstick, Bernie a government check.
Adam Schiff got thirteen scarves to cover up that big

(28:15):
pencil neck can sel neck. Adam Shift. Santa brought new
egos as the polling shows they've been bruised. He brought
the Clinton's new body bags because all of theirs have
already been used. Santa and a guest flew off, and
you could hear the.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Sleigh bells ring. They said, Merry Christmas.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
To all, and to all you know this, you know
the thame. There you go twas the night bere Wow,
the night before Christmas. Here to the eye, we've reached
that point in the day where it's time for your
daily Alabama jokes. Okay, I promised everybody if those Hillbillys
from Tuscaloosa knocked off Oklahoma, we would have jokes of

(29:00):
the day every day until the Hoosiers knock them out
of the college football playoff.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
So nudge, are you ready? I'm ready to hit me man.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
Why did the Alabama hillbilly cross the road? Why to
have sex.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
With his sister? Oh?

Speaker 3 (29:18):
All right, go one more. We've got time for one more.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
A little more simpler than I would have thought, but yes,
go ahead.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
Why did the Alabama hillbilly take a ladder to the
bar to have sex with his sister? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:37):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
I guess right. I had no idea. That's it.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
There's only one reason. It was the same punchline for
both only one reason. Nudge.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
That's it. Now we're off the next couple of days,
but Chris.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Hammer and I will be in here on Friday.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
We will continue the Alabama jokes, and then all next
week I'll be in here with the exception of New
Year's Day, and I think January twod I believe we
have all for some reason, so we'll take it. But
leading up to the game, all the Alabama slander, you
can handle. Alabama slammer Alabama slander. That's what we're gonna

(30:19):
do next week.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Hammer and Nigel, do you believe these characters are weirdos?
My name is Nigel Jason Hammer. Is here President Trump
rolling out some new military battleships and Hammer just a
side note before we move on.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
I heard I did.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Hear Casey and her husband talking about this earlier today
her husband's filling and for Rob Kenteld. It took me
back to Harold and Kumar when I hear president talk
President Trump talking about military battleships.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Do you know what scene I'm talking about where these
really really really hot chicks, Yes, are in the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
One has an English accent.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Yes, And Harold and Kumar are like kind of trapped
in there.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
They somehow got.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
In there and they both have the hot chicks have
diarrhea and they're playing my battle sulling. Yes, that's where
my mind goes. I'm sorry. I know this is a
serious thing. I know Trump is very adamant about this,

(31:34):
But if you have not seen Harold and Kumar in
a while. That is probably one of the funniest scenes
besides Neil Patrick Harris in his cameo in that movie.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
That cameo was the reason why Neil Patrick Harris got
that gig on How I Met Your Mother? Yes, his
comeback right playing a degenerate version of himself, which was awesome.
Going back to the actual battle ship with a pe Trump,

(32:07):
what's but a couple of these bad boys out there.
It's only for the lowlow price of fifteen billion dollars each.
Nige Well, battleships aren't cheap.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
No, they're not.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
Here is President Trump speaking on what he wants to
see in the ocean. As commander in chief.

Speaker 8 (32:27):
Is my great honor to announce that I have approved
a plan for the Navy to begin the construction of
two brand new, very large, the largest we've ever built battleships.
There's never been anything like these ships. These have been
under design consideration for a long time.

Speaker 9 (32:47):
These are the best in the world, will be the fastest,
the biggest, and by far one hundred times more powerful
than any battleship ever built. So if you look at
the Iowa, the Missouri, Wisconsin, Alabama, but they were similar.
If you take the biggest one, it's one hundred times
more powerful.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
I'm looking forward to the next three years of Trump.
I want to see it too, Trump running out the clock.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
Yeah, now, only if it is not just all impeachment
hearing bull crap, because if the Democrats take the House,
the last two years are just going to be impeachment
hearing after impeachment here, but I just like hearing.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
My point is I love hearing him talking about the
golden fleet of twenty five ships.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Are the battleships going to be golden?

Speaker 3 (33:41):
I hope, so that'd be awesome, But the information that
I've seen is that they're going to be around forty
thousand ton vessels. Come on with it, one hundred and
twenty eight missile cells, hypersonic weapons, rail guns, laser there's
capable missiles and sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. Okay,

(34:07):
so I may have thrown the last one in there,
but these bad boys are going to be the truth.
But they kind of better be for fifteen billion dollars.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Each, I'm all in.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
I Look, we talk a lot about government waste and spending.
I don't have a problem with the government spending a
lot of money on our defense and battleships and air defense.
I don't necessarily have a huge problem in that area.

(34:39):
I know there's a lot of government military waste. I
understand that. But you know, let's be ready.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Right, because the minute you cut your funding to the military,
that's when China's going to spend more. Yep, that's when
the other adversaries are going to spend more. And they
have been and that's their time to strike. Here to
tell us a little bit more about this forty thousand
ton death mobile that's going to be floating in the ocean.
Ladies and gentlemen on the hotline, AI, President Trump.

Speaker 4 (35:11):
Hammer and Nigel Merry Christmas, you fat bastards. Hey, did
you hear about my new battleships. I came up with
the idea while playing the game Battleship. I used to
play that with Stormy Daniels before she got really, really fat.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
Oh you know what else is a great.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
Game trouble When that popomatic bubble pops, it brings me
more joy than watching that fat pig Governor Pritzker inhale
a line of tacos. Well, I better get going I've
got a super classy Christmas party at the White House
to attend, and I still need to find where Bill
Clinton hit his old missiletoe belt buckle. Merry Christmas. Oh,

(35:55):
and someone tell Allison that if she is lonely at
the holidays, have an extra.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
Bedroom at Ma a Lago.

Speaker 10 (36:02):
We could share.

Speaker 4 (36:03):
Remember what they say, Allison, once you go orange, you
don't go back a Trump out.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Do you hear that, Allison, once you go orange, you
don't go back, baby?

Speaker 8 (36:20):
They do?

Speaker 3 (36:21):
They say that.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
I think some people have said that. I don't know,
but oh, that's incredible.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
I like that the the old man takes a shot,
you missed one of the shots you don't take, and
Trump calls in and takes a shot with Allison. All Right,
let's talk about DK Metcalf of the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Have you seen this video? I was watching that game. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
So there's some fan of the Lions and he's, you know,
kind of on the sideline.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
He's hanging over the rail and.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
He's taunting DK Metcalf. Now the fan is saying that
he was calling DK by his real name, Kaylin Zacarious Metcalf,
which I guess DK hates. So Metcalf goes over, they
start yelling. He reaches up, he like grabs his blue wig.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Let me punch. He kind of slapped him or something.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
You got the fan kind of slapped him. Some people
call it a punch. I don't know if it's a
punch or not, but certainly takes a swipe at the fan. Well,
then the fan goes back to his seat, and there's
video that show this. He's celebrating, going, we got him
to do everything that we wanted, like it was predetermined
in his mind he was going to bake this athlete

(37:34):
and to take it a swing at him. So maybe
he could sue him one day to get rich or something, which.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
I think is kind of a weasel move. I do too.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
But now DK Metcalf is saying, well, the fan said
the in word. The fan said something racially insensitive. Okay,
Now there is no proof, no witnesses around this guy
in Detroit that are willing to corroborate the story that
he was up there dropping in bombs, which this has
become a trend for athletes when they say something stupid.

(38:06):
Are pal Bobby Burak, who writes for OutKick, put out
a great tweet just like people allegedly made monkey noises
at Angel Reese. Nobody called for her teammates to be
called ghetto blank.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
There was no noose in.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
Bubba Wallace's garage. The BYU student section did not use
racial slurs. The Duke Look Cross team did not assault
that stripper. Miles Garrett never heard the in word when
he ripped the guy's helmet off and hit him with it.
And there was no inward on Lebron James Gate. When
these athletes try to get progressive or they backed themselves

(38:44):
into a corner, they always played the race card because
they feel like maybe somebody on ESPN will carry their
water boy.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
That Bubba Wallace thing with the NASCAR and the News
was the dumbest thing I've ever witnessed in my life
when trying to make it about race. Now, I don't
know what was said hammer, We don't know correct, we
don't know.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
But so far, nobody sitting around that guy has corroborated
the story from DK Metcalf, And I don't care if
they're Lions fans or not. If you're a black guy
and you're sitting on the front row and here's a
white guy next to you and he's dropping the N word.
I don't care if you like the same football team
or not, you're probably gonna say, hey, yeah, that guy's

(39:29):
a moron. He totally said it, and I wish DK
would have beat the hell out of him. Yes, but
that didn't happen here nobody's got any information. So is
DK Metcalf now trying to just use that as an
excuse as to why he snapped and couldn't control himself
and swiped out a fan. We've seen that before, now
before we hit traffic with Matt Bear here again. Christmas

(39:52):
Eve Eve, the holiday season. I think what we need
is a holiday memory. But the first lady of WIBC,
Terry Stacey.

Speaker 10 (40:04):
Holiday memories with Terry Stacy, fruitcake sucks.

Speaker 11 (40:09):
Nothing says Happy Birthday Jesus like receiving the freaking magical
gift of fruitcake.

Speaker 10 (40:14):
And this has been Holiday memories with Terry Stacy, not a.

Speaker 3 (40:20):
Not a fan of fruitcake. Terry Stacey quote sucks.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Ever presents.

Speaker 6 (40:31):
It depends upon what the meaning of the word is.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
Is this anything damn?

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Speaker 1 (40:57):
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Speaker 3 (41:02):
There's a new study that looked at each state's favorite
fried chicken joint, and KFC is number one with fourteen states.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
How was it not number one with every state?

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Now I'm wondering are they factoring in like mom and
pop locations or is it just chain restaurants.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
Yeah, there's this place on thirty fourth in high school
on the west side. Did my in laws go to
that is a local spot when they have parties and
stuff that it's not It's not a chain, And I
mean it's legit.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
Wilson's Market is really good too. Wilson's Farm Market Fried
Chicken unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
Friends of the Show, by the way, But I would
I would speculate that you would think this is a
legit study because you love some KFC and you attend
the original KFC every time you pass by.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
Right when we are coming back from Rocky Top, we
stop in Corbin Kentucky. The first ever KFC is there,
the Sanders Cafe and Museum. It's a stop, it's a tradition.
And by merch, we buy merch, merch.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
The food is great, the merch is great.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
Now, I'm well aware not everybody has got the affinity
for Colonel Sanders like I've got.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
I hated the colonel with his wee.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
Eyes, smug lick on his face. Oh you're gonna buy
my chicken?

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Oh, Mike Myers, And so I married an axe murderer.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Mike Myers dad but played by Mike Myers. Right, Oh,
I haven't seen that forever great movie.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
What happened to Mike Myers by the way, Like he
used to pop up on things all the time and
now he's nowhere to be found. But at the end
of the day, is it anything that KFC is number
one in fourteen states?

Speaker 2 (43:01):
I think it's something.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
But I think Popeyes is a close second, just for
the simple fact that the general manager. Remember what, like
the the Chicken Sandwich Wars were going on a couple
of years.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Ago, people were getting shot.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
You're not exaggerating, And the Popeyes GM came into our
studio when we were allowed to still have food and drinking,
studio and fun. I'm having fun, but Popeyes is a
close second. Man, I haven't had very many. I haven't
had KFC for a decade.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
I don't know what I know. So when did you
become a member of al Qaeda? You haven't had KFC
in a decade? What day is it now? If you
were like some rich snob that grew up in Caramel
that would only call it carmel, I would understand. But
you're a hic too, So how is it that the

(44:02):
list in kid in the inside of that hood he
hasn't had KFC.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
He always family gatherings, especially at Christmas.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
KFC was a staple. My grandma wouldn't cook.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
You just go out and get a bunch of KFC
and biscuits and mash taters.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
That's good man.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
It was beautiful.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
But it hasn't.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
I haven't had it for a while.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
KFC's original chicken sandwich not the spicy one. KFC's original
chicken sandwich the best original one on the market. It's
better than Chick fil A. It's better than Popeyes. Now,
if I'm going spicy, I think Popeyes has got the
edge in the spicy category. Definitely, But I'm telling you
do not sleep on the KFC chicken sandwich. Man. It

(44:48):
is good those herbs and spices.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
Hit.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
Is this anything? A man in West Virginia was on
his front porch when he saw a tree falling onto
a car. He said, it sounded like a beer can
getting crushed. Here's our guy, Billy, and here's the eyewitness accounts.
Sounded like a bear cane getting flat, and it just,

(45:12):
I hate to say it, it was kind of cool,
you know.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
I mean, what guy you know doesn't like you know, destruction.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
Yeah, you know, that's why we go to demolisent Derby's.
But hey, you know, bottom line, that's that poor girl's
new car and she can't get to school.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
Now.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
I love this guy. That is something that was hilarious.
She can't get to school now?

Speaker 1 (45:38):
He Hell, he probably had a beer in his hand
on his porch while he witnessed.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
The tree falling on the car. Can he play the
beginning of that again?

Speaker 3 (45:50):
Alison, just sounded like a bear cane getting flat, and
it just was crunch it. I hate to say it.
It was kind of cool.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
I want to hang up with Billy.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
I do too. Yeah, Like, can you imagine going to
the Daytona five hundred with Billy.

Speaker 10 (46:05):
No.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
I bet Billy would have just awesome stories, and he's
buying all the beer, and there's a chance you might
have to get him out of a fight at some point.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
Sure, I'm all in with that.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
I'd kick it with Billy.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
It's the Hammer and Nigel Show.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
It's been a bad year for liberal late night talk
show comedy hosts.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
Hammer ratings are down. You know, Colbert is told he's.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Being canceled, Kimmel suspended for blatantly making up crap about
the Charlie Kirk killer, and their stats to prove this
Late Night is more lefty than ever. This is from
a report from Watchdog Media jokes targeting the right, and

(46:57):
liberal guests out number conservatives one almost one hundred to one.
According to NewsBusters who went through they went to they
perused through eight hundred and eighteen episodes Hammer. I mean
just the other night Colbert, like, why would you have

(47:17):
Colbert head on? Rachel Maddow and Elizabeth Warren like for
several segments.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
Mattow was last night, Yeah, it was that last night.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
And I believe Pocahontas is going to be on Friday.
It's a rerun season, so these are rerunho but what
they have?

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Why would you have on Elizabeth Warren multiple segments? Why
would you have her on period?

Speaker 12 (47:43):
Why?

Speaker 3 (47:43):
Now? Last night we came home from the Colts game
and turned on the TV and the late night shows
were half over. And it's interesting you bring this story
up because Crystal and I we were just kind of
looking at the TV.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
Guide thing that's on the screen.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
It's like, let's see who Jimmy Kimmel guests are tonight,
and Rachel Maddow was the lead guest and I'm sorry
that was Colbert Kimmel had Mayor Pete, Pete, Buddha Jeedge,
what is.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
He relevant in any way, shape or form.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
Boyd, you're gonna make Adam Wrenn very mad if you
keep talking about Mayor Pete that way. Be very careful,
be very careful, Nilge. But you're right. Like I remember
the day after Colbert got the news that he was
going to be canceled next year, he had two segments.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
Two with Adam Schiff. That's it, that's it. Adam's shift.
Who was staying up late? Going?

Speaker 3 (48:39):
Oh man, I can't wait Tonight's the Nights and they
just took.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
A break and they're bringing him back for a second segment. Oh,
I'm not changing the channel, right, It's so dumb. Like
Letterman toward the end became a clear leftist.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
Like early on in his days, I think he was
just about comedy, but he became very left at the end.
But he wouldn't have Adam schiff On from multiple segments.
He would still have like Woody Harrelson, a comedian and
some musician, right, it was about the show. These guys,
specifically Colbert and Kimmel, they just want to be activists.

(49:19):
They want to be viewed very highly in the Hollywood
community of all the people that would invite them to
the parties and fundraisers.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
This Newsbuster's.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Study found that crossed the Jimmy Kimmels, Stephen Colbert, and
Jimmy Fallon SETH Meyers Daily Show Universe, one hundred and
ninety seven liberal guests appeared and only two conservative ones
on their I think what I say, eight hundred and
eighteen shows they saw right. Greg Guttfeld was one of

(49:51):
them on The Tonight Show.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
Right, He went on with Jimmy Fallon this past year
and I don't know who the other one. It was
probably Adam Kensinger or Liz Cheney, somebody that falls into
the category of conservative. But anybody that's conservative looks at
them and says, eh, it's hard to believe.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
You know, Jimmy.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Kimmel, knowing where he came from with The Man Show
and on radio on I think he was on k
Rock in La like, he's the most radical. According to
this study, the most radical late night host railing against
the right three thousand times last year, representing ninety seven
percent of all his jokes.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
Today where he blatantly lied about the Charlie Kirk assassination,
it bothered him so much that it was a radicalized
member of the left that came from a right family,
but the shooter was a lefty. He couldn't handle it,
so he just threw bull crap against the wall and
didn't think anybody would fact check him.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
How about this one for you. I know I'm throwing
a lot of numbers here. Trump overwhelmingly the butt of
jokes across late night, with hosts targeting him seven thousand times,
seven thousand plus times.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
Last year the number was five.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Thousand, ninety so this year it was seven thousand for
Trump jokes targeting Trump. Last year the number was nine eighty.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
So two thousand basically less jokes for a dementia ridden
old man that falls upstairs, falls downstairs, craps his pants
and was volunteld.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
You're off the ticket. Two thousand less jokes.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
I don't mind saying it. I think I'm right in
saying that it's obvious. Late night comedians are a giant
arm for the Democrat Party and willingly fuel hatred for conservatives.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
It's just their job, and they stopped wanting to entertain.
Like again, go back to Letterman. I always use this
example Letterman Late Night Show. He'd have some monologue jokes,
he'd rip on the president, but you could always count
on Dave doing some funny bits, like our pal Jeff Boggs,
who used to be one of his writer How many

(52:16):
guys in a bunny suit can you fit into a diner?
Or dropping stuff off the balcony, or getting at the
drive through of a taco bell and recording it. There
were funny bits. Nobody wants to be funny anymore.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
I started coming of age into the later years of
Johnny Carson, there was nobody better he was really funny,
even as old as he was. There are several documentaries
you should watch about Johnny Carson. I don't know which.
There was one on Amazon Prime that I loved that
was so good, and I'm looking at one YouTube now

(52:52):
called American Masters Johnny Carson, The King of Late Night
that was done in twenty twelve. No politics whatsoever. If
it was, it was lighthearted, right, and it would poke
at both sides. And if you do it in a
funny and entertaining way, it's okay. Like I say all
the time, one of my favorite comedians of all time
was George Carlin. Now, George Carlin was a super left

(53:17):
leaning guy, but his humor, even though he was kind
of ripping on Republicans, it made you laugh.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
It wasn't just mean spirited. You know, this person sucks
and you suck if you voted for him. He came
with jokes. I can laugh at jokes. But these guys
don't want to do that anymore. They want to do
two segments with Adam Schiff and then wonder why they're
getting fired. Now on the subject of Late Night, yes,

(53:44):
going back to the unfortunate murder of Rob Reiner and
his wife, which appears to be at the hands of
their son. That evening started at the home a former
late night host Conan O'Brien, and I guess stories are
coming out now, Wow, that Conan had to stop some
of his party guests from calling nine to one one

(54:06):
because Nick Reiner was so out of control that night.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Why why would you do that?

Speaker 3 (54:14):
I think almost as you want to be respectful to Rob,
because I feel like Conan and Rob Reiner are friends.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
But the argument was Nick was arguing with several different people.
I heard this Bill Hayters story, and then he started
arguing with his parents vehemently outspoke like like awkwardly.

Speaker 4 (54:39):
And.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
Several people were wanting to call the police, just on
behalf of Nick saying this guy is not right, and
Conan stopped that.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
The Daily Mail reports that after multiple people tried to
call the police because Nick was so out of control,
Conan stepped in and again this is from the Daily Mail,
said quote.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
It's my house, it's my party.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
I'm not calling the police, And he talked some of
his guests out of calling the authorities. Now we know
how this ultimately plays out, all right, coming up here
in just a moment nigees in honor of the sweatshirt,
the hoodie that you've got on today, my gift that
I gave you yesterday, the drinket hoodie. We're going to

(55:27):
have a little weird science that's coming up next.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
Science. You got a little weird science for you, Nige.
I love that movie.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
Scientists now say smelling farts could help fight Alzheimer's. How
do they know this well, Researchers at Johns Hopkins Medical
Center have found that hydrogen sulfide, the rotten egg smelling
chemical compound expelled when one farts, could protect aging brain

(56:07):
cells from cognitive decline and Alzheimer's, which is diagnosed in
roughly five hundred thousand new patients every single year.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
That's what they're studying at john Hopkins. They're procuring volunteers
the fart in Alzheimer's patients faces, correct and possibly look
at the effects.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
After words, you're making it sound like it's a negative thing.
It's helping them, Like if you told me my Alzheimer's
could go away by people farting in my face. Line
them up, one right after the other. Here's a slider,
here's a warm budweiser. I want to live. I want
to live. I mean, like most people that you know,

(56:56):
that disease is affected.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
My family's been infected by that disease.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
I don't believe this in any way, shape or form whatsoever.
And I don't know how you study something.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
Do you want me to fart in their faces?

Speaker 1 (57:11):
They're gone now, but maybe it could have helped, you know,
ten years ago, Hammer, But no, I would never willingly
put an elderly relative through a test where they're just
sitting there and doctors are farting in their faces in
the hope that it would lessen the effects of Alzheimer's.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
That's ridiculous. This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard
in my life.

Speaker 3 (57:39):
So what I heard is you want family members to die.
You don't want to help them, you don't want to
try whatever's out there. You just want them to die
because Hammer, it offends you.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
I don't want to see a relative sit there and
have somebody bend over spread their cheeks. You know, you
know my old timers is getting better.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
I think.

Speaker 3 (58:09):
So you admit that it might help them, and you
still want them to die. I feel like you're the
real villain in this, not the farder.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
I don't. I don't believe that would help them. I
don't believe it. I believe this story.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
Fine, Grandma won't be at Christmas next year because Nigel
got his feelings hurt.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
Fine, all right, Grandma won't be a Christmas next year
because she didn't want to get her face farted on.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
I guess some of us just love our family a
little bit more than others. Must be.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
Nigel does not want the Laskowski name to live on.
Kill them all, science be damned, kill them all. Nigel,
do you believe these characters are weirdos?

Speaker 2 (58:50):
Hammer? You know who we have not heard from in
a while.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
Hunter Biden. He's still alive, it's sober. He's cleaned his
act up.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
Well, good for him. You know he's just still embezzling
money on a Ukrainian energy board that he had no
business being on.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
Well, I don't think so, because he's out of money.
He's been doing these podcasts.

Speaker 3 (59:16):
No, wait a minute, hold on, I thought his art
was selling for millions and millions and millions of dollars.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
He's out of money.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
The economy has been tough on Hunter Biden. So what
is this interview like he's going against the grain here
in the Biden family in terms of philosophy.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
Right, here's something you probably did not have on your
Bengo card when you woke up today, Hunter Biden, Voice
of Reason.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
No, I did not have that Voice of Reasons.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
It's the guy that was on the Barisma Ukraine board
had no business being on it, a conduit to his
father and Obama influence money laundering allegedly.

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
Just has a photo of him and Tidy White. He's
wearing a scarf.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
That's not the worst of it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
There's a photo of him passed out of sleep with
a crack pipe in his mouth. He did an interview
where he said he would be looking on the ground
in hopes of finding some crack and sometimes it was
just parmejan. He'd find parmers on cheese and try to
smoke it. This is the guy we're talking about, and
I'm telling you voice of a Reason, Okay, I believe it.

(01:00:38):
This is the new interview that he did. It's a
podcast and he's talking about illegal immigration.

Speaker 6 (01:00:46):
But we don't want immigrants that are coming here illegally
draining us of resources and also in being prioritized above
people that are actual literal heroes. That are coming home,
that are that are still recovering from twenty twenty years
of endless war, or anybody else in our society.

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
Narrator, but his father did exactly that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
And another narrator, don't believe a word, he says, Oh,
I don't believe a word.

Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
He says.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
I don't know what context this podcast is.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
But his father was a major influence at letting millions
of illegal, undocumented, sometimes terrorists through the border.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
Easily through his four years.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
All right, hold on, hold on, I want to go
back to that, because you can't just say don't believe
a word he says when he's saying things we agree
with here, I want.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
To go back to that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
Here in just a moment, I want to hear one
more sound bite. Here is Hunter Biden, what I believe
is voice of reason talking about his old man's biggest failure.

Speaker 6 (01:02:05):
I think the failure, one of the failures, was the
way in which they executed the patron from Afghanistan. I
think it was an obvious, freaking failure. I think thirteen
marines are dead. I think that there was a better
way to do it. And I think that and I
can blame it on his generals. I can blame it
on the people, the way in which we did it,
but my dad always knew this. Also is that the

(01:02:27):
buck stops with him. I think that that was a failure.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
So nudge, let me go to you.

Speaker 4 (01:02:32):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
Do you think this is a clear, sober, coherent Hunter
Biden having a come to Jesus', you know moment here
about what really happened? Or do you think he's up
to something.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
I don't know why he'd go on this podcast. I
don't think he's up to something. I just don't believe him.
I think anybody could see that the Afghanistan pull out
was a failure.

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
That's easy.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Democrats said it the illegal immigration stuff, that was all
Joe Biden's idea.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
I mean, tens of millions of people or whoever was
pretending to be Joe Biden.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
Whoever, Yeah, the auto pen or whatever. I don't believe
a thing Hunter Biden has to say.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
I don't know what this is, but obviously yeah, I mean,
he's just stating the obvious right. Afghanistan was a failure,
the pullout, But the Bidens have always stood by each
other through thick and thin, even when they were wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
You're right.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
Must something must be going on. There must be a rift.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
And I've heard a little bit more of this podcast
how he's tens of millions of dollars in debt and.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
He's you know, hey, it's another photo hunter because you're
such a good artist and people are paying millions that
are absolutely not part of money laundering scheme. Another picture there, Picasso.
See how much money you can make. Funny how the
checks dry up when you don't have any more power.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
It is very funny.

Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
Good news in terms of the economy earlier today, the
US economy is surging to four point three percent GDP
third quarter. Whoa wait a minute, that blowing out expectations. Yeah,
pretty good Christmas gift for the Trump administration. Some good news.
This is how it was reported on c NBC. GDP

(01:04:34):
third quarter numbers. We're looking for three point three zoom
zoom zoom, four point three percent. Four point three percent.
That is a nice jump. So last week, if you remember,
we talked about the inflation being better than forecasted, and
today the GDP like up over a full point compared

(01:04:58):
to what was forecasted. This is good news for Donald Trump,
especially after his little presidential address where he talked about
tariff my favorite word, tariff. This is good news for
Donald Trump or the tariffs here. Now, I'm old enough
to remember when Abby Phillip that more on over at

(01:05:18):
CNN about four months ago, said we would be having
a recession right about now.

Speaker 12 (01:05:27):
Palpable panic on Wall Street, red numbers and worries about
something else that starts with an R, A recession. I mean,
no one who understands economics believes that tariff is tariffs
are a good idea, so the.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
R word meaning recession. But yet the numbers are doing better.
All right, fine, why don't we go back three months? Okay,
little fresher take here from Timu Obama, Hakeim Jeffries when
he went on CNN and he he us the forecast
of everything that was going to happen.

Speaker 13 (01:06:03):
Under his reckless leadership is that costs aren't going down
in America.

Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
They're going up.

Speaker 13 (01:06:08):
Inflation is going up, a stock market is going down,
consumer confidence is going down, and the retirement security of
the American people is going down. This is not liberation
day in America. It's recession day because Donald Trump's reckless
policies are driving us toward a painful recession.

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
Even as far as a couple of days ago, AOC
walking up the steps of the Capitol said the exact
same thing. I mean, before all these numbers came out.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
I'm nige.

Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
You're telling me that the masterminds that are AOC and HAKEM.
Jeffries might not know they're ass from a hole in
the ground.

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
That's exactly what I'm telling you. Huh, we'll all be
how about that.

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
If you guys need a reason to drink tonight at
the holiday this season isn't enough, or maybe it's the
reason why you need a drink tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
Happy fift I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
Sixty first birthday six' one To Pearl jam front Man Eddie,
vedder oh way sixty one six, One.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
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Year like all these guys THAT i grew up playing
music you know ON x one oh, three as you
very well, know AND i bring up all the, time LIKE.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
I still think they're like in their mid, fifties but
they're all on their, sixties, right sixty, One it's that
seems like a big number to.

Speaker 3 (01:07:43):
Me great moments In Eddie vedder History this is when
a clearly Overserved Eddie vedder was, singing take me out
to the ballgame at A cubs game and listen for the,
slurs and instead of saying buy me peanuts and cracker,
JACK i, believe he says Penis Eddie. Vetter all, right

(01:08:09):
let's sing it For.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
Harry all?

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
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Game take me out to the, crowd listen, closely buy
me some. Penuts and.

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
We heard it, right he, said penis one hundred.

Speaker 3 (01:08:37):
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we Get Matt bear in the, mix thanks to our
friends that, THERE i ruined. It this is What Pearl
jam And Eddie vedder sound like to people who don't
like pearl. Jams are you?

Speaker 7 (01:08:56):
Really are you?

Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
Out everything's going to be?

Speaker 14 (01:08:59):
Okay i'm.

Speaker 11 (01:09:01):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
Yeah i'm.

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
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Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
Okay are you?

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
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Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
Started i've got the. Hiccups can you?

Speaker 3 (01:09:38):
TELL i, KNOW i couldn't tell if you were like
trying to fight back in burp or you're about to
throw up trying to both have happened on the.

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
AIR a woman's hairless dwarf cat farts on. Her i'm
gonna need you to reset this hold.

Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
On.

Speaker 3 (01:09:55):
WELL i heard a lot of words in there that
were kind of funny in their own, right but you
put them all.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
TOGETHER a woman's hairless dwarf cat farted on. Her, okay
got it on, tape and she's a little. Disgusted.

Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
God so that was her little hairless dwarf cat letting
what appeared to be a pretty solid beefer. Honor and
her reaction, was Oh, god we're.

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
Gonna need to hear that, Again.

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
Alison, GOD i didn't know cats dwarfs are not hairless
or not cond fart like.

Speaker 3 (01:10:41):
That that sounded like a human, fart, right that sounded
like a real. Person i'm okay with, This i'm alright with.
That cats have to. Fart everybody farts and Listen i'm
okay with the woman being a little disgusted by it.
Too sounded like she was trying to do everything, nice
give the cats some, loving you, know scratched the belly

(01:11:01):
a little. Bit next, thing you, know, barn't which brings
us to great moments in fart. History, oh here we,
go ladies and.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
Gentlemen Eric, swalwell The.

Speaker 13 (01:11:13):
President used taxpayer dollars to ask The ukrainians to help
them cheat an.

Speaker 3 (01:11:17):
ELECTION i mean that sounded like the cat's. Fart that
sounded exactly like the woman's hairless dwarf cat farting in her.
Arms great moments in fart. History normally you don't have
A Supreme court justice talking about, it but here we
are have. YOU i don't know if it's boofed or.

(01:11:38):
Boofed how do you pronounce that it refers to? Flatulence
we were.

Speaker 6 (01:11:43):
Sixteen we want to talk about flatulence age sixteen on
a yearbook.

Speaker 3 (01:11:46):
Page i'mb.

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
GAME i THINK i like to hang out With.

Speaker 1 (01:11:50):
Kavanaugh that was a confirmation. Hearing, yeah not Since Ruth
Bader ginsburg have we heard the word.

Speaker 3 (01:11:56):
Flatulen that's what made her so, notory those after hour
farts and last but not least great moments in fart.

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
History this is one of my. Favorites it flies under the.

Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
Radar but This kentucky weather, man and like Southwestern kentucky
by The indiana, border you can tell just by, listening
you can tell he's really trying to hold one in
and then he reaches a breaking point and he's so
defeated he just tries to act like nothing. Happened so

(01:12:31):
the coldfrin is making its march across the. Area the
next part of the question is how much.

Speaker 10 (01:12:35):
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where the transition has, occurred and it's forty two In.
BEDFORD i just want to show you how cold this air.
Is it's eight Into, Wine. Iowa his face was.

Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
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he couldn't help. It he had to let it, fly and,
then like the pro that he, is went on with the.
Forecast it's eight in Des. Morne great moments and fart.
History are you okay with?

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
THIS a woman found a small python in her luggage
after a ninety three hundred mile trek From australia back
home To. Scotland it got in by hiding in her
shoe again a python in her, luggage so it flew like.

Speaker 2 (01:13:30):
The python was in her suitcase in the, air right.

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
Ninety three hundred miles From australia back To. Scotland here
is Sam. Jackson if you need a reminder of what
it sounds like when snakes are on a, plane enough is.

Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
ENOUGH i have had it with these snakes on this motherf.

Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
Play are everybody strap? In are you about to open some? Windows?

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
Okay thank? You SAMUEL. L, Jackson you okay with?

Speaker 11 (01:13:57):
It?

Speaker 3 (01:13:58):
YEAH i mean you go to The australia an, outback
you'd be a moron not to check your luggage to
make sure you don't have any sort of critters in.
There whether it's a, snake whether it's some sort of,
lizard whether you've got a baby kangaroo in, THERE i don't.
Know But australia they've got all things over, there so,
yeah you kind of got to check your. Luggage but

(01:14:21):
on the heels of, That SAMUEL. L jackson clip snake's
on a plane when they air that on basic, cable
like if you were to watch that ON tbs or
TN t or something like that they don't bleep it,
out they don't make it, silent they change the script

(01:14:41):
like a lot of movies do, this like like a voiceover,
right here is what that sounds.

Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
Like and we didn't change. This this isn't. Ai this is.

Speaker 3 (01:14:49):
Real when snake's on the plane airs On Basic, CABLE
i have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on
this money To friday. Plane monkey fighting snakes on This
monday To friday. Plane that's, incredible. INCREDIBLE i love your.
Hiccups you can't go more than three seconds without hiccupping right.

Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
Now i'm, Like i'm like.

Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
Like doing this and it's causing more hiccups And i've
got my water back.

Speaker 2 (01:15:17):
There it's not. Helping.

Speaker 3 (01:15:19):
Uh defense lawyers for the accused killer Of Charlie Kirk
Tyler robinson are now asking the judge to remove the
entire the Entire Utah County Attorney's office from prosecuting the
case because they say there's a tainted member the prosecution

(01:15:41):
has somebody that is in their family that Witnessed charlie being,
Shot so that should be grounds for all of the
prosecuting individuals to be removed.

Speaker 2 (01:15:52):
From this dumbest. Thing i've ever heard WHAT i. Mean they,
so who's going to prosecute?

Speaker 3 (01:15:58):
Him then the same people that are now there's a
better chance of me being the number one pick in
THE Nba draft than the Entire Utah County attorney's office
being removed in the most high profile case they've ever.

Speaker 1 (01:16:13):
Had i'm assuming the prosecution is fighting. This so the
defense is throwing out every the defense of this, killer this, assassin,
which dear, GOD i WISH i had never seen that on.
YouTube i are ON X i. SAW i saw it
when it happened up. Close and they're fighting to get this.

(01:16:37):
Guy we want, cameras we want him dressed in a
suit and. Tie we want this. Guy we don't want
any shackles on. Him but it's pretty evident that he's
the one that pulled the trigger to Kill Charlie.

Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
Kirk, now now they're.

Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
Saying because one of the prosecution's family members has witnessed, it,
right that's grounds For, yeah we gotta get a whole
new prosecution.

Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
Team, everybody not just that individual whose family member it, was. Everybody, okay,
yeah that's not going to.

Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
Happen.

Speaker 3 (01:17:16):
Uh according TO, aoc they're going to have to rein
in the media because the media has not been kind
to The. Democrats nige rain in media, Correct.

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
Like is that the very definition of the word? Fascism
well you put it that, way we gotta we got
to reign in the.

Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
Media, LIKE i just swear to, god these people Call
Donald trump and everybody fasci if they were around the word,
fascists and then now they're saying and now we get.

Speaker 2 (01:17:51):
A rain in the.

Speaker 3 (01:17:52):
Media here is the socialist?

Speaker 14 (01:17:54):
Sweetheart you, KNOW i do think that several members Of
congress and some of mis ussions have brought up media
literacy because that.

Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
Is a part of what happened here and what.

Speaker 14 (01:18:11):
We're going to have to figure out how we rain
in our media environment so that you can't just spew
disinformation and.

Speaker 3 (01:18:22):
Misinformation what are you talking About outside of the beacon
of news talk, radio which we kind of live, in
ninety plus percent of the national televised media is, very
very left. Leaning and that counts the late night talk.

(01:18:42):
Shows we talked about that. Earlier kimmel And colbert and
all those. GUYS aoc can sit there with a straight
face and say, that, well we've got a problem with
the media on the left Because i'm old enough to
remember when the media carried the water for the Hunter
biden laptop. Story what do you? Know secret, email really fishy.

(01:19:04):
Story The post claimed that the emails were found on
a laptop computer that was brought to a repair shop
In delaware in the spring of twenty.

Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
Nineteen THE fbi is now investigating whether those alleged hunter
by emails are actually connected to a larger foreign intelligence.

Speaker 3 (01:19:18):
Operation they may be related to a foreign intelligence, operation
foreign intelligence, operation.

Speaker 10 (01:19:24):
Foreign, intelligence foreign, intelligence foreign intelligence.

Speaker 3 (01:19:27):
Operation for all we, know these emails are made.

Speaker 10 (01:19:30):
Up the information found on the laptop may be part
of A russian disinformation, campaign.

Speaker 3 (01:19:35):
Part of A russian disinformation effort.

Speaker 10 (01:19:38):
Described by many intelligence experts as having, hallmarks all the hallmark.

Speaker 3 (01:19:42):
Hallmarks that's example. One MAY i have the floor to?
Continue please now. Listen i'm not going to sit here
and act like this is the smartest guy in the.
World but the media was so quick to Judge Kyle.
Rittenhouse they were wrong about. Everything Kyle, rittenhouse a guy

(01:20:03):
who's deeply, racist went with weapons to A Black Lives
matter protest looking to get in.

Speaker 2 (01:20:08):
Trouble he.

Speaker 3 (01:20:09):
Did he murdered a couple of.

Speaker 4 (01:20:10):
People Written, house seventeen year old kid just running around
shooting and killing.

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Speaker 3 (01:20:24):
Killer he Wait, trump SUPPORTING, maga Loving Blue Lives matter social.

Speaker 14 (01:20:31):
Media Kyle, rittenhouse who has killed, protesters unarmed.

Speaker 10 (01:20:36):
Protesters writtenhouse a seventeen year old that went with a
weapon into the middle of protests and then provoked people
and then shot and killed.

Speaker 3 (01:20:45):
Them Kyle rittenhouse is the enemy shooting wildly running. Around, okay,
stop that is all factually, Inaccurate which brings me to
the media's coverage of One Jesse smole At Oh.

Speaker 10 (01:20:59):
Boy they are looking for two suspects who were apparently
Wearing Make America Great again.

Speaker 3 (01:21:04):
Hats the offenders. Uttered this is mega.

Speaker 8 (01:21:07):
Country officials are investigating the alleged assault as a hate.

Speaker 10 (01:21:11):
Crime and now police say they're investigating this is a
possible hate.

Speaker 3 (01:21:14):
Crime And i'm so shaken by the.

Speaker 12 (01:21:16):
Story this is horrible to.

Speaker 3 (01:21:18):
Report this is a horrible. Story, oh this is a horrible. Story,
yeah because it's, fake absolutely, Despicable and this Is america
in twenty. Nineteen this Is.

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
America it's, Fake you dumb ass And juno went on
a late night talk show and started crying and saying
it Was Mike pence's. Fault whoever They Ellen page OR
i don't know what she's calling herself now or himself,
now but remember when she, oh, yeah It's Mike pence's

(01:21:48):
fault and it was all, Fake it was all a.
Lie BUT aoc, says we need to rain in the.

Speaker 3 (01:21:54):
Media, yeah because it's too right. Lating one more clip
here and AGAIN i think this is the star on
top of The christmas tree in terms of the media
just carrying the water for The. Left despite WHAT aoc
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(01:22:16):
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The russia Pro russia. Synergies they wonder If russia has
compromised information on the, president what is the source for
the president's claim that they have found no collusion With.
Russia he missed out.

Speaker 8 (01:22:28):
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drip drip drip of The russia.

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Mu Muller Report Russia. Conspiracy do you believe that he's

(01:22:54):
colluding With? RUSSIA i WISH i could just say no
the Thumb Brian. STELTER i thought he was going to.
CRY i thought he was going to. Cry and, listen
if anybody deserves praise this holiday, season Missus, stelter because
that guy's. Married how would you like to be the
broad that has to roll over the middle of the

(01:23:15):
night and see that fat cue ball of concern looking
for some. ACTION i, thought.

Speaker 1 (01:23:21):
Don't mean this in any offensive way. POSSIBLE i didn't
think he was. STRAIGHT i didn't know he was. MARRIED
i didn't think he was straight or. GAY i thought
he's just a, eunuch just a, big, bald hairless. Eunuch
but apparently he's found, love so good for.

Speaker 3 (01:23:36):
HIM A cnn host is suggesting that foreign narco terrorists
that are smuggling and fetanyl and drugs into our country
need a. Trial a.

Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
Trial, NO i don't believe. YOU i don't believe.

Speaker 3 (01:23:52):
You Former Shark take host and Commentator kevin O'Leary has
a slightly different.

Speaker 12 (01:23:59):
Idea and, historically As adam has pointed, out The coastcard
doesn't do. That they board the, ships they interdict the,
drugs they collect the, evidence and in many cases they
try these individuals and bring them to. Justice why can't
we do that?

Speaker 3 (01:24:12):
Now so What i've learned from all, this don't get
on a boat with drugs in. It that's What i've
learned from.

Speaker 11 (01:24:19):
This AND i think at the end of the, day
the administration was elected to stop the inflow.

Speaker 3 (01:24:24):
Of drugs that are Killing.

Speaker 11 (01:24:25):
AMERICANS i think they're doing. That we're having a very
healthy debate about, it but, basically no one's debating whether
we're drugs on this. Boat venezuela's sending drugs out everywhere
and where it gets transferred to what boat and when who,
Knows but if you're on a boat full of, drugs
you get blown. Up AND i think this may have

(01:24:46):
some drug dealers, saying, mmm MAYBE i want to slow
down on the boat drug, stuff which is really what
the mandate of the government.

Speaker 10 (01:24:53):
Is.

Speaker 3 (01:24:54):
Huh, well when you put it that, way we know
they need a.

Speaker 2 (01:24:57):
Trial they're not Even. Americans they don't need To they're struggling.

Speaker 3 (01:25:01):
Survivors according to that Weenie Tim, Kaine Donald trump.

Speaker 1 (01:25:05):
And Pete, heggs The secretary Of war and The pentagon
have found a way to make it a little simpler
to stop the flow of drugs into The United.

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
States blow them to.

Speaker 3 (01:25:17):
Hell it's The hammer And Nigel show and Again Christmas Eve.
Eve to get us in the mood of the holiday,
spirit here's another holiday message from the Lovely Terry Stacey.
CRACK a couple of cold ones want to join. Us
Holiday memories With Terry.

Speaker 2 (01:25:35):
Stacy one TIME i got really, drunk AND i Mean
christmas cookies at four am and the rolling PIN i
used was A phast blue ribbon Tall Boy and.

Speaker 3 (01:25:44):
This has Been Holiday memories With Terry stacy.

Speaker 2 (01:25:48):
Classic it's a classic thing to.

Speaker 3 (01:25:50):
DO i, mean if you don't have a rolling?

Speaker 2 (01:25:53):
Pin what else are you going to use right?

Speaker 3 (01:25:55):
Now you told me something last night at That colts
game that blew my mind because they Play Mariah Carey's
christmas song over THE pa and you told me that
was the first time you'd heard it this holiday.

Speaker 1 (01:26:07):
Seas trying to avoid hearing it all season, Long and,
yes over THE, pa that was the first Time i'd
Heard Mariah Carey's ALL I want For Christmas Is?

Speaker 2 (01:26:16):
You and how have you been able to avoid? IT
i listen to talk. RADIO i listened to this radio.
Station i'm sure some.

Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
Hosts have had that song as their bumper. MUSIC i
haven't heard it. YET i don't think we, have BUT
i really don't want to hear it. Anymore we've got something.

Speaker 2 (01:26:36):
Better.

Speaker 3 (01:26:36):
Okay we've got a mashup Between Marilyn Manson's The Beautiful
people And Mariah Carey's ALL I want For Christmas Is?

Speaker 2 (01:26:46):
You listen to this?

Speaker 3 (01:27:21):
Better, Okay i'm alright with. That this is our final
show Before. Christmas we are off. Tomorrow we are off
On Christmas. Day i'll be back On. Friday you're off
for a little while longer than. That but if we
don't get a chance to talk to you. Guys be,

(01:27:42):
safe have a Great, Christmas Chinooka, festivus whatever it is you're.
Celebrating to those who got That Smokey robinson, joke thank,
You Happy, Chinooka Matt, Bear, allison we love, you.

Speaker 2 (01:27:58):
Guys this show is not possible with about.

Speaker 3 (01:28:00):
You jake in the. Newsroom he's getting, better he's doing all.
Right that's our guy back. There we got another hour
to go, Though come on.

Speaker 4 (01:28:08):
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