October 27, 2025 • 6 mins
Is trick-or-treating lame now?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Pumpkins, candy, costumes, halloween stuff. I'm Nigel Guy Ralford, the
gun guy in for a hammer real quick. I just
want to hammer. Is the one that sent this to me.
One of my favorite things is TV bloopers. TV anchor,
you know, news news bloopers. Here's a news anchor that
(00:21):
can't stop laughing talking about sour Halloween suckers.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Hmmm, that sounds awful. I do not feel for the
people's second that all right, thanks Hanks, if you like
all right, if you'd like a holiday kiss, you might
want to invest in a drugs story.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
There's a story.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I'm sorry, I do not feel for the people's suckond that.
I do not feel for the people's sucking that. I
do not feel for the people's sucking.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
That oh the best.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I mean. Live TV is such a different animal. You've
done it before. Yeah, and radio is one thing. But
when you just when you get a case of the giggles,
you can't stop laughing. It's happened to me before on
this show. Yeah, either a collar or a hammer or
Allison has me rolling. I just I can't move forward.
Are you, by the way, are you somebody that turns
his light on on Halloween. Guy Ralford, mister zions will
(01:18):
turns it off, turns it on?
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Oh yeah, I don't know. I'm all about trick or treaters.
I dress up, you really, Oh yeah, I dress up
something big and scary and and and I've been like
a psycho demon biker before and I oh, I put
masks on. In fact, I get dressed up and go riding.
Right if the weather allows, I go riding around my Harley.
I'll send you a picture. In fact, I'll post on
(01:41):
Hammer Nigel on Twitter. I'll post a picture of me
on the Harley. And uh, you ever seen the movie
ghost Writer? I dress a kind of like an awful movie.
But I know it's I know you, But I mean
I have like a skull mask and and a biker
jacket and chaps and whole thing. And when the kids
to start trick or treating, I go through the neighborhood
(02:02):
and I go really really slow past them, and that
you know, the Harley's into it.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
I like to stare at these kids, like you know,
going three miles an hour and just stare at them,
and they all get into it. They'll follow me to
my house.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
To come up the doorbell fantastic. I love Halloween. I
gets a blasted.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
The fact that it's on a Friday this year just
is over the top. It's like, like the neighborhood. I
don't know about you. There are lots of lots of
little kids in our neighborhood and it's just a ton
of fun. Oh yeah, you know. I think my daughter
is going as Mary Antoinette and she's gonna oh fun.
Didn't she get her She's the one that got her
head chopped off right let them me.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
She's gonna carry her head around with her under her.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I think we've got to find a way to at
least put like a giant scar around her neck. Now,
some adults are claiming that trick or treating is officially dead.
Oh come on, and it's been replaced by something called
trunk or treating.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Here is so many talking about it on social media.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
So the other day I was asking my cousin, I'm like,
what are you going to be for Halloween? And he
said something like I'm going to be a bat? But anyways,
I'm like, oh, that's cool. What you're excited for trick
or treating? He then kind of scoffs at me. He's like,
no one goes trick or treating anymore. He's like, it's
trunk or treat, not trick or treat. I said, no,
trick or treating like you go to people's houses. He's like, no,
we do trunk or treat. But apparently it's lane to
trick or treat now, and it's cool to trunk or
(03:23):
treat when you just go to people's trunks. I guess
I don't even know how that works. And apparently if
you like trick or treating now you're lane.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
No, have you ever heard of that?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
You know what I've heard of trunk or treat in
the sense that like churches will have will kind.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Of toe the line.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
They don't know, you know, some of the churches don't
really you know, do the Halloween thing, but they will
do a trunk or treat festival in their parking lot.
It was kind of like so it's kind of like
COVID in twenty twenty, where instead of coming up and
knocking on the door, you just set up shop at
the end of your driveway and the kids could gobye
and just pick up Candytually turned out to be pretty efficient.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Yeah, but it's efficient but the goal of Halloween is
not just to disperse candy efficiently to a bunch of kids.
It's also to meet your neighbors. You know, and you know,
and I mean, you know. Our neighbors go out and
I don't have a cocktail, and they're walking around, they
come up, knock on the door, and you know, and
it's a socialization event. It's not just to go to
most efficient means of distributing candy to a bunch of kids.
(04:22):
That makes no sense.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
I may have been over analyzing. It's just a pet
tad there.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
But I have a question for you. I saw a
social media question posted. It was on the Caramel Chatter
facebook page, and I asked my wife about this because
the question was, we're fairly new to the Caramel area,
and we want to know the best neighborhood to take
our kids to. We want to we want to take
them to that neighborhood, let them trick or treat in
(04:48):
that neighborhood. And and people started commenting on, well, so's
such a neighborhood. They have like the best candy and
they give out full sized candy bars. And I did
not respond because I didn't want to be that old jerk,
angry guy. But as I started to respond by going,
well you trick or treat in your own damn neighborhood,
I mean, what do you mean what neighborhood do you
take your kids to?
Speaker 4 (05:09):
I'm in a rural country road or something. Well that idea,
maybe that's what she was getting at.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
Well, okay, but I mean, what do you do you
react to that? Because there are times when in my
neighbor and I don't have live in a big, fancy neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Despite now a gated community. I thought Jefferson Trees campaign
called me that. Right, Well, you know, I do not
live in a gated community. I live in, you know,
a decent neighborhood. But you know, if I see some
you know, van pull up and eighty seven kids pile
out of it, that kind of I'm going to give
them candy. I'm not going to be scrooge about it.
(05:45):
I just kind of think, well, what's the reason why
you're not And you you answered the question, Well, maybe
they're in a rural area where there are no other
you know, there's one house within two miles. Okay, I
get it, But to just truck into some other neighborhood
that always kind of strikes me is a bit off.
Let's go to the last clip here, Allison, with all
the Halloween parties coming up, you certainly wouldn't want to
(06:08):
offend anybody. I know my daughter's costume might offend some
people with an over the top costume. So to make
sure that doesn't happen, there is a there's a new
place in town you can go.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Welcome to Woke World Halloween Superstore. Oh I thought this
was a spirit Halloween. Yeah, we make it look that way.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
I want to get a ghost costume that does disrespect
the dead? All right? Never mind? What about a werewolf?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Kind of offensive to people with abnormal hair growth?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Evil clown?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
I think of the people with mental issues. A Mario
brother ethnic stereotype match skeleton eating disorders.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Forget it. I'll just wear a white T shirt.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Maybe just go with black. It incorporates all the colors.
Oh brother, Hey, thanks for coming to walk World. Oh
there you go. It's the Hammer and Nigel Show.
Pumpkins, candy, costumes, halloween stuff. I'm Nigel Guy Ralford, the
gun guy in for a hammer real quick. I just
want to hammer. Is the one that sent this to me.
One of my favorite things is TV bloopers. TV anchor,
you know, news news bloopers. Here's a news anchor that
(00:21):
can't stop laughing talking about sour Halloween suckers.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Hmmm, that sounds awful. I do not feel for the
people's second that all right, thanks Hanks, if you like
all right, if you'd like a holiday kiss, you might
want to invest in a drugs story.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
There's a story.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I'm sorry, I do not feel for the people's suckond that.
I do not feel for the people's sucking that. I
do not feel for the people's sucking.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
That oh the best.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I mean. Live TV is such a different animal. You've
done it before. Yeah, and radio is one thing. But
when you just when you get a case of the giggles,
you can't stop laughing. It's happened to me before on
this show. Yeah, either a collar or a hammer or
Allison has me rolling. I just I can't move forward.
Are you, by the way, are you somebody that turns
his light on on Halloween. Guy Ralford, mister zions will
(01:18):
turns it off, turns it on?
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Oh yeah, I don't know. I'm all about trick or treaters.
I dress up, you really, Oh yeah, I dress up
something big and scary and and and I've been like
a psycho demon biker before and I oh, I put
masks on. In fact, I get dressed up and go riding.
Right if the weather allows, I go riding around my Harley.
I'll send you a picture. In fact, I'll post on
(01:41):
Hammer Nigel on Twitter. I'll post a picture of me
on the Harley. And uh, you ever seen the movie
ghost Writer? I dress a kind of like an awful movie.
But I know it's I know you, But I mean
I have like a skull mask and and a biker
jacket and chaps and whole thing. And when the kids
to start trick or treating, I go through the neighborhood
(02:02):
and I go really really slow past them, and that
you know, the Harley's into it.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
I like to stare at these kids, like you know,
going three miles an hour and just stare at them,
and they all get into it. They'll follow me to
my house.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
To come up the doorbell fantastic. I love Halloween. I
gets a blasted.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
The fact that it's on a Friday this year just
is over the top. It's like, like the neighborhood. I
don't know about you. There are lots of lots of
little kids in our neighborhood and it's just a ton
of fun. Oh yeah, you know. I think my daughter
is going as Mary Antoinette and she's gonna oh fun.
Didn't she get her She's the one that got her
head chopped off right let them me.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
She's gonna carry her head around with her under her.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I think we've got to find a way to at
least put like a giant scar around her neck. Now,
some adults are claiming that trick or treating is officially dead.
Oh come on, and it's been replaced by something called
trunk or treating.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Here is so many talking about it on social media.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
So the other day I was asking my cousin, I'm like,
what are you going to be for Halloween? And he
said something like I'm going to be a bat? But anyways,
I'm like, oh, that's cool. What you're excited for trick
or treating? He then kind of scoffs at me. He's like,
no one goes trick or treating anymore. He's like, it's
trunk or treat, not trick or treat. I said, no,
trick or treating like you go to people's houses. He's like, no,
we do trunk or treat. But apparently it's lane to
trick or treat now, and it's cool to trunk or
(03:23):
treat when you just go to people's trunks. I guess
I don't even know how that works. And apparently if
you like trick or treating now you're lane.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
No, have you ever heard of that?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
You know what I've heard of trunk or treat in
the sense that like churches will have will kind.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Of toe the line.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
They don't know, you know, some of the churches don't
really you know, do the Halloween thing, but they will
do a trunk or treat festival in their parking lot.
It was kind of like so it's kind of like
COVID in twenty twenty, where instead of coming up and
knocking on the door, you just set up shop at
the end of your driveway and the kids could gobye
and just pick up Candytually turned out to be pretty efficient.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Yeah, but it's efficient but the goal of Halloween is
not just to disperse candy efficiently to a bunch of kids.
It's also to meet your neighbors. You know, and you know,
and I mean, you know. Our neighbors go out and
I don't have a cocktail, and they're walking around, they
come up, knock on the door, and you know, and
it's a socialization event. It's not just to go to
most efficient means of distributing candy to a bunch of kids.
(04:22):
That makes no sense.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
I may have been over analyzing. It's just a pet
tad there.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
But I have a question for you. I saw a
social media question posted. It was on the Caramel Chatter
facebook page, and I asked my wife about this because
the question was, we're fairly new to the Caramel area,
and we want to know the best neighborhood to take
our kids to. We want to we want to take
them to that neighborhood, let them trick or treat in
(04:48):
that neighborhood. And and people started commenting on, well, so's
such a neighborhood. They have like the best candy and
they give out full sized candy bars. And I did
not respond because I didn't want to be that old jerk,
angry guy. But as I started to respond by going,
well you trick or treat in your own damn neighborhood,
I mean, what do you mean what neighborhood do you
take your kids to?
Speaker 4 (05:09):
I'm in a rural country road or something. Well that idea,
maybe that's what she was getting at.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
Well, okay, but I mean, what do you do you
react to that? Because there are times when in my
neighbor and I don't have live in a big, fancy neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Despite now a gated community. I thought Jefferson Trees campaign
called me that. Right, Well, you know, I do not
live in a gated community. I live in, you know,
a decent neighborhood. But you know, if I see some
you know, van pull up and eighty seven kids pile
out of it, that kind of I'm going to give
them candy. I'm not going to be scrooge about it.
(05:45):
I just kind of think, well, what's the reason why
you're not And you you answered the question, Well, maybe
they're in a rural area where there are no other
you know, there's one house within two miles. Okay, I
get it, But to just truck into some other neighborhood
that always kind of strikes me is a bit off.
Let's go to the last clip here, Allison, with all
the Halloween parties coming up, you certainly wouldn't want to
(06:08):
offend anybody. I know my daughter's costume might offend some
people with an over the top costume. So to make
sure that doesn't happen, there is a there's a new
place in town you can go.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Welcome to Woke World Halloween Superstore. Oh I thought this
was a spirit Halloween. Yeah, we make it look that way.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
I want to get a ghost costume that does disrespect
the dead? All right? Never mind? What about a werewolf?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Kind of offensive to people with abnormal hair growth?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Evil clown?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
I think of the people with mental issues. A Mario
brother ethnic stereotype match skeleton eating disorders.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Forget it. I'll just wear a white T shirt.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Maybe just go with black. It incorporates all the colors.
Oh brother, Hey, thanks for coming to walk World. Oh
there you go. It's the Hammer and Nigel Show.
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