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Speaker 1 (00:04):
You're listening to the Hammer and Nigel Show Hammer, Nigel Rotover,
can we here? Let it hear it? Go? All right, man,
we are brought to you by the Finnish long Drink.
I've had about ten of these and I can drink
ten more. My name is Nigel. Jason Hammer is sitting
(00:27):
right next to me with a bunch of needles at
his feet. I've you're doing.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I had questions about botox the other night, and the
coupon lady is like, you know, I know people who
do this. Would you be willing to get it done
on the show? And I said, well, I don't know,
but it sounds like it's something exciting. So, being the
perpetual showman that I am, I said, yes, let's do
this on the show. So we've got Keisa here and
(00:55):
Colleen is here. Keisa is going to be doing the
punishing to me. Colleen, you're the spokeswoman here. What's about
to go down here? I've never done this before.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Well, first, and most importantly, you need to sign the
consent so you can't sue us.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Oh come on, really, I'm gonna go live on Facebook too,
by the way, screw it.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Okay, consent signed.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I have now signed my life away like I've just
agreed to be waterboard at haven't I absolutely?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
So, First, Keisa is gonna assess you and make sure
that you have the good face for botox.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Oh, I've got the good face. You can assess all
you on.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
But I think we know we're playing with house money here,
right Okay, she didn't answer, so that's not good. All right,
so go ahead and assess here. Give us a little
play by play of what's going on.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
So raise your eyebrows so she can see. Okay, that
is your forehead muscle or frontalis muscle. It's an elevator muscle.
That's why his eyebrows went up. So it's important we
don't do too much botox in that area.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
What's the worst part about my face? What is the
worst part about my face? Right now? Just say his face?
The wrinkles, the wrinkles.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
That's very but that's what we're here for.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Okay, So okay, I'm gonna raise my eyebrows up. Okay,
you've got there's quite there's there's many needles down there,
and they're filled with botox. They are filled with I
don't think there'd be this many.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I'm really starting to regret this decision.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
So she's gonna clean off his forehead with alcohol. Make
sure we don't give them an affection.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
The last thing I need on me is more alcohol.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Live at coaches tavern. There's no problem with you know,
medical standards or anything like this, right. We don't know
the answer to that, but that's okay.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Next, she's gonna mark off with with a eyeliners, so
she knows exactly where she's gonna go and where she's
gonna target.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Do I still got to keep my eyebrows up here
like a very bars Yes? Please, now again. The goal
is to make me look like Tim Allen and Christmas
with the Cranks. Is that what's gonna happen here?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
The goals to make you look ten years younger, that's
our goal.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I can't wait to see what you I can't wait
to come into work Monday and see what you look
like after this. I'm off this, You're off Monday, even
Tuesday even better? Colleen? Is this what's he gonna look
like on Tuesday when I see him?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Probably not much different. It's gonna pack about three to
five days, and he's gonna have some decreased movements. So
when he goes to raise his eyebrows, it's gonna be
nice and smooth. After about fourteen days, when he raises
his eyebrows, you won't see all of that washboard you
see right now in his forehead. It will be nice
and smooth and like a placid late.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Okay, you know, I bring Colleen on here, and all
she's doing is roasting.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Okay, So what's next? This is the best day of
my life? Mad face? Mad face.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
So now she's looking at his gabella region, which is
the preserus and the corrugator muscles. The corrugator muscles come
in and make your elevens.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
That we all right?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
And now she's looking at his crow's feet, so she's
gonna address his crows feet and his smile lines.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Cruis. See it is that at the end of the
edge of the eyes.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Right.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
What do I do with this?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
That is your stress ball to squeeze.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Okay, I didn't know this was like a gag ball.
I didn't know what kind of party this one. Put
that in your mouth?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
You need to.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Bring out the gimp. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Do I need to keep making the mad face?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
No?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Now you need to just stay still because she's about
to shoot you with the needle.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Oh geez, okay, okay, so first, shut up. I'm just kidding.
I'm joking. I'm joking, kidding. You scared me, you've actually.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Okay, Fortunately I do that same thing to her, so
she usually hits me. So I don't know why you
didn't get slugged, because she'll punched me for that. See,
it doesn't hurt at all, does it. You're not even flinching.
Two shots and.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Stung by a very weak low t B.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
And you know what, once you do this, shut a
amoson that's sitting in front of you, it'll be like
it never happened. Uh, little bumps on.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Your forehead, those are going to be going the next
ten to fifteen minutes. So you're not going to walk
around all day with bumps on your head?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
What about the uh, the wrinkles on my ass and back?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Can we get rid of those while we're at it here?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
You do? We want to make a separate appointment for that.
That might take a little bit longer.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Now, seriously, do you do button botox?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
We do not do whole boat botox, but that is
a thing it.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Is a thing to put botox in their ass.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Yes, it's very popular in California right now. That in
scrot them talks.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
I'm sorry what we were just asking? If you were,
I think we.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Got an idea for the next coach show and.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
It ain't gonna be me scrotum talks. There's botox ladies
and gentlemen here at coaches and now scrap boy, that
that's a big freaking needle. Wow, can I do what? Yeah?
I mean, if fill him up? Fill him up? She
just asked Hammer if she could take if he could
(06:04):
take some more. This is the middle of my eyes.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Yeah, that was a little bit spicier than the forehead.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Bru dude.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
She didn't even flinch though he did. Great.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
But how many needles have you gone through so far?
So far? We have loaded, so we have three? Wow?
Are your customers usually this fact? I don't think weight
factors in. I don't think that's it's that's really a
matter of seventy Wow. How much time do we have here? Nige? Uh,
(06:34):
it's five twenty eight? So we got we got sixty seconds,
sixty seconds? We got sixty seconds? Here? My god, do
we have gee? We are live? On Facebook. By the way,
you can be able to go watch this back on Facebook.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Two more after that.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Oh god, that's all. Huh, that's more. Oh man, that's
like right in your eyebrowed, bro, I'm aware I felt
that one dude, dude, holy whose idea was this again?
To get botox live at.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
The Okay I felt.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Eyebrow ones, man, I did. I felt I felt it too.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Oh wow, And again there there were areas that can
be addressed.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
We'll do will she just said, screwed him talks.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Well, I didn't want to say that again.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Well she said it, all right. One more here, all right,
and then we gotta gonna wrap it up. Oh boy,
that is that's I think we've had enough. She here goes,
I've had enough, she goes, Now just one more you
(07:53):
did here? Wow, here you go. Let people look at
your Look at that face. There. We're give hammer a
nice round of a flow.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Macaulay Culkin after he got stung by bees.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Good. Oh it was great.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
You know what, though, you guys do such a great
job with that, because I'm a big pain in the ass,
but you guys did this on pressure on.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
In front of a crowd. This isn't normally how it's
presented right, not typically?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
And where can what are some of the services you
guys do and how can we find you?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
So we are located in New Palaestine, which is east
side of Indianapolis. We do botox, filler, hormone replacement, weight
loss facials, all kinds.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Of There was a weight loss option and I chose
to get stabbed in the face here.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
That's what you picked.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
You girls did a good job though.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yes, thank you so much, thank you for having.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I can't wait to see a hammer's gone on Monday,
but I'll be back Tuesday. We need to do it
before and after. Okay, I'm good, I'm real good.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Yes out, No, I want that shot at Jamison.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Am I going to drink? Is that okay? Drink? Okay?
They said I could drink, you liar,
You're listening to the Hammer and Nigel Show Hammer, Nigel Rotover,
can we here? Let it hear it? Go? All right, man,
we are brought to you by the Finnish long Drink.
I've had about ten of these and I can drink
ten more. My name is Nigel. Jason Hammer is sitting
(00:27):
right next to me with a bunch of needles at
his feet. I've you're doing.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I had questions about botox the other night, and the
coupon lady is like, you know, I know people who
do this. Would you be willing to get it done
on the show? And I said, well, I don't know,
but it sounds like it's something exciting. So, being the
perpetual showman that I am, I said, yes, let's do
this on the show. So we've got Keisa here and
(00:55):
Colleen is here. Keisa is going to be doing the
punishing to me. Colleen, you're the spokeswoman here. What's about
to go down here? I've never done this before.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Well, first, and most importantly, you need to sign the
consent so you can't sue us.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Oh come on, really, I'm gonna go live on Facebook too,
by the way, screw it.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Okay, consent signed.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I have now signed my life away like I've just
agreed to be waterboard at haven't I absolutely?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
So, First, Keisa is gonna assess you and make sure
that you have the good face for botox.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Oh, I've got the good face. You can assess all
you on.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
But I think we know we're playing with house money here,
right Okay, she didn't answer, so that's not good. All right,
so go ahead and assess here. Give us a little
play by play of what's going on.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
So raise your eyebrows so she can see. Okay, that
is your forehead muscle or frontalis muscle. It's an elevator muscle.
That's why his eyebrows went up. So it's important we
don't do too much botox in that area.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
What's the worst part about my face? What is the
worst part about my face? Right now? Just say his face?
The wrinkles, the wrinkles.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
That's very but that's what we're here for.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Okay, So okay, I'm gonna raise my eyebrows up. Okay,
you've got there's quite there's there's many needles down there,
and they're filled with botox. They are filled with I
don't think there'd be this many.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I'm really starting to regret this decision.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
So she's gonna clean off his forehead with alcohol. Make
sure we don't give them an affection.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
The last thing I need on me is more alcohol.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Live at coaches tavern. There's no problem with you know,
medical standards or anything like this, right. We don't know
the answer to that, but that's okay.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Next, she's gonna mark off with with a eyeliners, so
she knows exactly where she's gonna go and where she's
gonna target.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Do I still got to keep my eyebrows up here
like a very bars Yes? Please, now again. The goal
is to make me look like Tim Allen and Christmas
with the Cranks. Is that what's gonna happen here?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
The goals to make you look ten years younger, that's
our goal.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I can't wait to see what you I can't wait
to come into work Monday and see what you look
like after this. I'm off this, You're off Monday, even
Tuesday even better? Colleen? Is this what's he gonna look
like on Tuesday when I see him?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Probably not much different. It's gonna pack about three to
five days, and he's gonna have some decreased movements. So
when he goes to raise his eyebrows, it's gonna be
nice and smooth. After about fourteen days, when he raises
his eyebrows, you won't see all of that washboard you
see right now in his forehead. It will be nice
and smooth and like a placid late.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Okay, you know, I bring Colleen on here, and all
she's doing is roasting.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Okay, So what's next? This is the best day of
my life? Mad face? Mad face.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
So now she's looking at his gabella region, which is
the preserus and the corrugator muscles. The corrugator muscles come
in and make your elevens.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
That we all right?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
And now she's looking at his crow's feet, so she's
gonna address his crows feet and his smile lines.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Cruis. See it is that at the end of the
edge of the eyes.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Right.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
What do I do with this?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
That is your stress ball to squeeze.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Okay, I didn't know this was like a gag ball.
I didn't know what kind of party this one. Put
that in your mouth?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
You need to.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Bring out the gimp. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Do I need to keep making the mad face?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
No?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Now you need to just stay still because she's about
to shoot you with the needle.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Oh geez, okay, okay, so first, shut up. I'm just kidding.
I'm joking. I'm joking, kidding. You scared me, you've actually.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Okay, Fortunately I do that same thing to her, so
she usually hits me. So I don't know why you
didn't get slugged, because she'll punched me for that. See,
it doesn't hurt at all, does it. You're not even flinching.
Two shots and.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Stung by a very weak low t B.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
And you know what, once you do this, shut a
amoson that's sitting in front of you, it'll be like
it never happened. Uh, little bumps on.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Your forehead, those are going to be going the next
ten to fifteen minutes. So you're not going to walk
around all day with bumps on your head?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
What about the uh, the wrinkles on my ass and back?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Can we get rid of those while we're at it here?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
You do? We want to make a separate appointment for that.
That might take a little bit longer.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Now, seriously, do you do button botox?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
We do not do whole boat botox, but that is
a thing it.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Is a thing to put botox in their ass.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Yes, it's very popular in California right now. That in
scrot them talks.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
I'm sorry what we were just asking? If you were,
I think we.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Got an idea for the next coach show and.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
It ain't gonna be me scrotum talks. There's botox ladies
and gentlemen here at coaches and now scrap boy, that
that's a big freaking needle. Wow, can I do what? Yeah?
I mean, if fill him up? Fill him up? She
just asked Hammer if she could take if he could
(06:04):
take some more. This is the middle of my eyes.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Yeah, that was a little bit spicier than the forehead.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Bru dude.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
She didn't even flinch though he did. Great.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
But how many needles have you gone through so far?
So far? We have loaded, so we have three? Wow?
Are your customers usually this fact? I don't think weight
factors in. I don't think that's it's that's really a
matter of seventy Wow. How much time do we have here? Nige? Uh,
(06:34):
it's five twenty eight? So we got we got sixty seconds,
sixty seconds? We got sixty seconds? Here? My god, do
we have gee? We are live? On Facebook. By the way,
you can be able to go watch this back on Facebook.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Two more after that.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Oh god, that's all. Huh, that's more. Oh man, that's
like right in your eyebrowed, bro, I'm aware I felt
that one dude, dude, holy whose idea was this again?
To get botox live at.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
The Okay I felt.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Eyebrow ones, man, I did. I felt I felt it too.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Oh wow, And again there there were areas that can
be addressed.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
We'll do will she just said, screwed him talks.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Well, I didn't want to say that again.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Well she said it, all right. One more here, all right,
and then we gotta gonna wrap it up. Oh boy,
that is that's I think we've had enough. She here goes,
I've had enough, she goes, Now just one more you
(07:53):
did here? Wow, here you go. Let people look at
your Look at that face. There. We're give hammer a
nice round of a flow.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Macaulay Culkin after he got stung by bees.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Good. Oh it was great.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
You know what, though, you guys do such a great
job with that, because I'm a big pain in the ass,
but you guys did this on pressure on.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
In front of a crowd. This isn't normally how it's
presented right, not typically?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
And where can what are some of the services you
guys do and how can we find you?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
So we are located in New Palaestine, which is east
side of Indianapolis. We do botox, filler, hormone replacement, weight
loss facials, all kinds.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Of There was a weight loss option and I chose
to get stabbed in the face here.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
That's what you picked.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
You girls did a good job though.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yes, thank you so much, thank you for having.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I can't wait to see a hammer's gone on Monday,
but I'll be back Tuesday. We need to do it
before and after. Okay, I'm good, I'm real good.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Yes out, No, I want that shot at Jamison.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Am I going to drink? Is that okay? Drink? Okay?
They said I could drink, you liar,
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