October 3, 2025 • 6 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ever Nigel presents is.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
It depends upon what the meaning of the word is.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Is this anything? Rock and roll? Roll?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
And we're broadcasting live from Coaches Tavern down the Hammer
and Nigel Road Show, brought to you by the Finnish
Long Drink. This is so good.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
And we're also Is this Anything? Brought to you by
Indiana Unclaimed, a program presented by the Attorney General's Office.
Here in Indiana, the Attorney General's Office reuniting hoosiers with
over one million dollars in unclaimed property every single week, fast,
easy and free to search. Just type your name in,
type your family's names in at Indiana Unclaimed dot gov.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Is this anything?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
A Florida man was pulled over for doing one and
seven miles per hour. When asked why he was speeding,
he said it was because he had an appointment to
go see his barber.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Were we talking about something similar about this yesterday?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Somebody had to pee yesterday?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah? Well he actually, you know, he was at the
going to the bathroom. I believe yesterday.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Correct. But this was a guy that really, really.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Really wanted to get his hair cut, so he was
dropping one oh seven. Here is a Michael being pulled
over and talking to the Florida police.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Why are you going so fast? I have a.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Bar have an appointment.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
With your barber.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
So you go one hundred and seven miles an hour,
weave in and out of traffic.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, I don't know the article right in front of me.
I'm assuming you went to jail. You go to jail,
that's like for one hundred and seven miles an hour,
that's that's a you get incarcerated.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
For that, well, you would think, But then again, if
you get it rested ninety nine times in Marion County,
sometimes there's that too.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Sometimes you still get out and escape with it.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
What's the fastest you've gone in a vehicle?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
It's it been over one hundred Yes, yes, I've gone
over one hundred. Like this year, Like.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Coming back from the ac DC show, it was like
three o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
There's nobody on sixty five. Oh right.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
We came back like we did the Canniball run overnight
because we had to stay an extra day because they
got rained out. So yeah, we just left right after
the concert ended. Nashville time about eleven o'clock. Man, you
get on sixty five three o'clock in the morning. There's
nobody there.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
That bad boy was in triple digits.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
How many, I mean, give me, give me, give me
a number, probably one ten? Wow, Dad, my old man's here.
He used to have like a bunch of like quality cars,
like old old stock cars and stuff like that. What's
the fastest you've been on an interstate? What's fastest?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
How fast have you driven?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
He's had corvettes and stuff like Well, how many one hundred?
Now not on the interstate. You've done one hundred and
eighty on the interstate.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I did one eighty in the IndyCar two seedar.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
What, oh my god, almighty, my dad is a death
wish for God's sake.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
One eighty on the highway.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Wow, all right, I think Chief Bailey he's got a winner.
He's on his way here to rescue in himself.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
On that.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I'm sorry I asked that.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Wow. Okay again, the two seater goes one eighty.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
I know, I know, I is this anything?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
We're gonna keep it. In Florida.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Here, a Florida man training in MMA left an intruder
beat up and bruised after he allegedly broke into his home.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Hell yeah, here is Henny.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Rojas talking about taking care of the intruder.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I'm prepared, you know, my first time. I don't feel
in pain, nothing because I don't lie you guns. I've
been looking for for a knife or nothing. Only God
and on my hands. That yeah, that's something for sure.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
And I think I heard him say something about, look,
I don't like guns. I just use my hands and
good God. If that could be the philosophy for some
of these people in the Indianapolis, the homicide rate would go,
I mean plummet.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Now. Not everybody's Henny Rojas either, I guess MMA guy
and I understand that.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
But but using fists instead of guns. I love this
and I love it. The bad guy trying to break
into his house, trying to rob from him, trying to
steal and take from him, possibly harm him, got the
crap beat out of him by the MMA guy.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
There was a story a couple of years ago where
there was a female MMA champion. I can't remember who
it was, but she was on vacation in some tropical island.
Somebody tried to assault and rape her on the beach
and they picked the wrong show.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
She beat the crap out of this dude so bad.
The police had to pull her off of the guy.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I love the stories.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I love it. Good for her man last one here?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Is this anything? The Guy's going viral for it? Explaining
why the year twenty twenty five is so disorienting, dear,
especially when the boss tells him and his coworkers to
go with the new AI assistant. Not only is everything
so dumb and scary, but even our jobs.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Are feeling a little dumber and scarier.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
So there's no respite from the the insanity.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Ping and your.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Boss is emailing you like, hey, gang, so as you know,
we've invested a lot of money in our AI assystem.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Pierre, please use Pierre when writing all your emails. And
then you go back to scrolling.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
The city of Portland is under attack and you're like
buy who and it's like America and you're like, well,
that can't be right. And then it's like ping, and
it's your boss like, hey, disregard the last email.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Stop using Pierre immediately.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Some users are reporting that it's telling them that the
Holocaust never happened?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Is that anything? I think it's something.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I think it's probably I mean going back to good
old fashioned email and communicating, you know, over the phone
instead of using AI platform technology. Now, the thing that
he said there was like Portland's under attack. That might
be true, right, Portland's that's I think Trump is like
(06:13):
two seconds away from sending the National Guard in to Portland.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
And you know what, it's two seconds too late, like
get them in there now.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Yeah, it's the hammer in nigels
Ever Nigel presents is.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
It depends upon what the meaning of the word is.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Is this anything? Rock and roll? Roll?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
And we're broadcasting live from Coaches Tavern down the Hammer
and Nigel Road Show, brought to you by the Finnish
Long Drink. This is so good.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
And we're also Is this Anything? Brought to you by
Indiana Unclaimed, a program presented by the Attorney General's Office.
Here in Indiana, the Attorney General's Office reuniting hoosiers with
over one million dollars in unclaimed property every single week, fast,
easy and free to search. Just type your name in,
type your family's names in at Indiana Unclaimed dot gov.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Is this anything?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
A Florida man was pulled over for doing one and
seven miles per hour. When asked why he was speeding,
he said it was because he had an appointment to
go see his barber.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Were we talking about something similar about this yesterday?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Somebody had to pee yesterday?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah? Well he actually, you know, he was at the
going to the bathroom. I believe yesterday.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Correct. But this was a guy that really, really.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Really wanted to get his hair cut, so he was
dropping one oh seven. Here is a Michael being pulled
over and talking to the Florida police.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Why are you going so fast? I have a.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Bar have an appointment.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
With your barber.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
So you go one hundred and seven miles an hour,
weave in and out of traffic.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, I don't know the article right in front of me.
I'm assuming you went to jail. You go to jail,
that's like for one hundred and seven miles an hour,
that's that's a you get incarcerated.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
For that, well, you would think, But then again, if
you get it rested ninety nine times in Marion County,
sometimes there's that too.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Sometimes you still get out and escape with it.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
What's the fastest you've gone in a vehicle?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
It's it been over one hundred Yes, yes, I've gone
over one hundred. Like this year, Like.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Coming back from the ac DC show, it was like
three o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
There's nobody on sixty five. Oh right.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
We came back like we did the Canniball run overnight
because we had to stay an extra day because they
got rained out. So yeah, we just left right after
the concert ended. Nashville time about eleven o'clock. Man, you
get on sixty five three o'clock in the morning. There's
nobody there.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
That bad boy was in triple digits.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
How many, I mean, give me, give me, give me
a number, probably one ten? Wow, Dad, my old man's here.
He used to have like a bunch of like quality cars,
like old old stock cars and stuff like that. What's
the fastest you've been on an interstate? What's fastest?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
How fast have you driven?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
He's had corvettes and stuff like Well, how many one hundred?
Now not on the interstate. You've done one hundred and
eighty on the interstate.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I did one eighty in the IndyCar two seedar.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
What, oh my god, almighty, my dad is a death
wish for God's sake.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
One eighty on the highway.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Wow, all right, I think Chief Bailey he's got a winner.
He's on his way here to rescue in himself.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
On that.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I'm sorry I asked that.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Wow. Okay again, the two seater goes one eighty.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
I know, I know, I is this anything?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
We're gonna keep it. In Florida.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Here, a Florida man training in MMA left an intruder
beat up and bruised after he allegedly broke into his home.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Hell yeah, here is Henny.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Rojas talking about taking care of the intruder.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I'm prepared, you know, my first time. I don't feel
in pain, nothing because I don't lie you guns. I've
been looking for for a knife or nothing. Only God
and on my hands. That yeah, that's something for sure.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
And I think I heard him say something about, look,
I don't like guns. I just use my hands and
good God. If that could be the philosophy for some
of these people in the Indianapolis, the homicide rate would go,
I mean plummet.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Now. Not everybody's Henny Rojas either, I guess MMA guy
and I understand that.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
But but using fists instead of guns. I love this
and I love it. The bad guy trying to break
into his house, trying to rob from him, trying to
steal and take from him, possibly harm him, got the
crap beat out of him by the MMA guy.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
There was a story a couple of years ago where
there was a female MMA champion. I can't remember who
it was, but she was on vacation in some tropical island.
Somebody tried to assault and rape her on the beach
and they picked the wrong show.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
She beat the crap out of this dude so bad.
The police had to pull her off of the guy.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I love the stories.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I love it. Good for her man last one here?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Is this anything? The Guy's going viral for it? Explaining
why the year twenty twenty five is so disorienting, dear,
especially when the boss tells him and his coworkers to
go with the new AI assistant. Not only is everything
so dumb and scary, but even our jobs.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Are feeling a little dumber and scarier.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
So there's no respite from the the insanity.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Ping and your.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Boss is emailing you like, hey, gang, so as you know,
we've invested a lot of money in our AI assystem.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Pierre, please use Pierre when writing all your emails. And
then you go back to scrolling.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
The city of Portland is under attack and you're like
buy who and it's like America and you're like, well,
that can't be right. And then it's like ping, and
it's your boss like, hey, disregard the last email.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Stop using Pierre immediately.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Some users are reporting that it's telling them that the
Holocaust never happened?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Is that anything? I think it's something.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I think it's probably I mean going back to good
old fashioned email and communicating, you know, over the phone
instead of using AI platform technology. Now, the thing that
he said there was like Portland's under attack. That might
be true, right, Portland's that's I think Trump is like
(06:13):
two seconds away from sending the National Guard in to Portland.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
And you know what, it's two seconds too late, like
get them in there now.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Yeah, it's the hammer in nigels
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