July 30, 2025 • 6 mins
Partying in a tsunami warning and a pastor charged with fraud. Is this anything?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Every Nigel presents.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
It depends upon what the meaning of the word is.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Is this anything.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
You buy?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Indiana Unclaimed presented by the Attorney General's Office here in Indiana,
reuniting hoosiers with over one million dollars in unclaimed property
every single week, every damn week, fast, easy and free
to search on the telephone Indiana Unclaimed dot gov.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
And again hat tip to anybody that got that weird
Science Reference yes talked about this earlier. Eight point eight
earthquake hit Russia yesterday tsunami warning evacuation for the coasts
of the Hawaiian Islands. I stayed up late last night
watching this stuff because I'm a weather nerd. When the
higher waves were expected to hit. There was a reporter
(00:57):
that was live in Waikiki and was surprized to find
out that people staying in the higher floors of the
hotels we're having tsunami parties.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Oh it's kind of wild to see all these people here,
I can tell you. At the hotels there are lots
of people on their balconies checking out what is supposed
to have come. But yeah, everyone just kind of anxiously
awaiting to see what's gonna come.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
And you can see.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
I think you can hear a lot of people yelling
in the background, lots of people front row seats here
to see to watch ACIU see awaiting me the tsunami.
And yeah, that's kind of it.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Sounds like a Rick Flair convention back there. Woo.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I would be crapping my pants if I were on
vacation in Hawaii and all of a sudden the tsunami
alarm went off. Whatever that sounds like. I look, there
were people walking. You've seen footage of They were walking
directly up to the water on boat ramps, even though
they'd been worn several times to evacuate the beaches. People
(02:10):
are stupid, yes, but I guess nobody died. It wasn't
as bad as they thought it was going to be.
And I think maybe they're desensitized a little bit in
Hawaii since they got that that emergency message on their
cell phones that incoming inbound nuclear missiles from North Korea or.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Right, you're on their way. That's right. I forgot about that.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
They might be a little desensitized the whole warning system there. Yeah,
the last time we had this, nuclear missiles were coming
from North Korea, So maybe that's maybe that has something
to do with it.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I totally forgot about that. Imagine you're on your dream
vacation show, maybe your honeymoon, and your phone starts vibrating
and shaking incoming missiles from North Korea and it turns
out to be like it was just somebody hit the
wrong right, a mistake. Well, they do this in Florida, though,
(03:05):
Like they have hurricane parties. I know friends that lived out.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah, I have friends.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Yeah, if it's not a you know, Cat five or something,
they'll board up the windows, they'll get a big, fully
stocked bar, and they're going to ride that thing out. Man,
is this anything? A pastor and his wife from Denver
were arrested for running a cryptocurrency scam where they solicited
three point four million dollars from people. They use the
(03:31):
money to do home renovations. Here is the pastor talking
about what they did with the money.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
The charges are that Caitlyn and I pocketed one point
three million dollars, and I just want to come out
and say that those charges are true. Better that one
point three half a million dollars went to the irs
and a few hundred thousand dollars went to a homy
model that the Lord told us to do.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
The Lord told me to do it.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
He'd been praying, he'd been heavily praying over this remodeling decision,
and the Lord told him to scam his congregation out
of three and a half million dollars. Yeah. Like, if
you're God, this guy's praying to you, Like, could you
see God saying, Hey, look what I want you to do?
(04:15):
And I'm God here, Like what I want you to
do is I really want you to use all the
talents I've given you, bambooz who your congregation and giving
you millions of dollars so you can do that bathroom
reno renovation.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
You know, I don't think God would give that message. Well,
I don't blame to be a pastor. I'm no Joel
ostein over here, but I find it hard to believe God. Nigel,
by the way, this is God because I always identify myself.
I want you to rip off as many people as
you can fix your crapper. God out. I don't think
(04:55):
that's how it works.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
God out.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
But this brings us to great eight moments in pastor history.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
No.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
One of my favorites is the Missouri pastor who is
very upset at how cheap the folks are that go
to his church because they didn't buy him the watch
that he wanted for Christmas. See that's how I.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Know you steal pour brogusting and disgusting because of.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
How you've been honoring me. I'm not worth your McDonald's money.
I'm not worth your red lobster money. I ain't worth
your Saint John Nick. Y'all can't afford it. No how
I ain't worth y'all, Louis Vatan, I ain't worth your praduct.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I'm not worth your Gucci.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
You can buy a Movado watch in Sam's Yes, and
y'all know as for one last year here it is
the whole way in August, I still ain't got it.
Y'all ain't saying nothing. Let me kick down the door
and talk to my chief, sons and daughters. Geez, I
don't want to hear no more excuse about what y'all
can't afford. You can't afford it because you don't see
the value here.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
I'm over, y'all. I'm over your cheap expressions.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
You can buy a Berretto watching SAMs.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
You can.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
That was amazing.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Corn pop on the YouTube chat Nigel, this is God.
You suck at Bible trivia, Great moments in pastor history.
It's the hammer of Nigel Show.
Every Nigel presents.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
It depends upon what the meaning of the word is.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Is this anything.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
You buy?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Indiana Unclaimed presented by the Attorney General's Office here in Indiana,
reuniting hoosiers with over one million dollars in unclaimed property
every single week, every damn week, fast, easy and free
to search on the telephone Indiana Unclaimed dot gov.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
And again hat tip to anybody that got that weird
Science Reference yes talked about this earlier. Eight point eight
earthquake hit Russia yesterday tsunami warning evacuation for the coasts
of the Hawaiian Islands. I stayed up late last night
watching this stuff because I'm a weather nerd. When the
higher waves were expected to hit. There was a reporter
(00:57):
that was live in Waikiki and was surprized to find
out that people staying in the higher floors of the
hotels we're having tsunami parties.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Oh it's kind of wild to see all these people here,
I can tell you. At the hotels there are lots
of people on their balconies checking out what is supposed
to have come. But yeah, everyone just kind of anxiously
awaiting to see what's gonna come.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
And you can see.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
I think you can hear a lot of people yelling
in the background, lots of people front row seats here
to see to watch ACIU see awaiting me the tsunami.
And yeah, that's kind of it.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Sounds like a Rick Flair convention back there. Woo.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I would be crapping my pants if I were on
vacation in Hawaii and all of a sudden the tsunami
alarm went off. Whatever that sounds like. I look, there
were people walking. You've seen footage of They were walking
directly up to the water on boat ramps, even though
they'd been worn several times to evacuate the beaches. People
(02:10):
are stupid, yes, but I guess nobody died. It wasn't
as bad as they thought it was going to be.
And I think maybe they're desensitized a little bit in
Hawaii since they got that that emergency message on their
cell phones that incoming inbound nuclear missiles from North Korea or.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Right, you're on their way. That's right. I forgot about that.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
They might be a little desensitized the whole warning system there. Yeah,
the last time we had this, nuclear missiles were coming
from North Korea, So maybe that's maybe that has something
to do with it.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I totally forgot about that. Imagine you're on your dream
vacation show, maybe your honeymoon, and your phone starts vibrating
and shaking incoming missiles from North Korea and it turns
out to be like it was just somebody hit the
wrong right, a mistake. Well, they do this in Florida, though,
(03:05):
Like they have hurricane parties. I know friends that lived out.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah, I have friends.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Yeah, if it's not a you know, Cat five or something,
they'll board up the windows, they'll get a big, fully
stocked bar, and they're going to ride that thing out. Man,
is this anything? A pastor and his wife from Denver
were arrested for running a cryptocurrency scam where they solicited
three point four million dollars from people. They use the
(03:31):
money to do home renovations. Here is the pastor talking
about what they did with the money.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
The charges are that Caitlyn and I pocketed one point
three million dollars, and I just want to come out
and say that those charges are true. Better that one
point three half a million dollars went to the irs
and a few hundred thousand dollars went to a homy
model that the Lord told us to do.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
The Lord told me to do it.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
He'd been praying, he'd been heavily praying over this remodeling decision,
and the Lord told him to scam his congregation out
of three and a half million dollars. Yeah. Like, if
you're God, this guy's praying to you, Like, could you
see God saying, Hey, look what I want you to do?
(04:15):
And I'm God here, Like what I want you to
do is I really want you to use all the
talents I've given you, bambooz who your congregation and giving
you millions of dollars so you can do that bathroom
reno renovation.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
You know, I don't think God would give that message. Well,
I don't blame to be a pastor. I'm no Joel
ostein over here, but I find it hard to believe God. Nigel,
by the way, this is God because I always identify myself.
I want you to rip off as many people as
you can fix your crapper. God out. I don't think
(04:55):
that's how it works.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
God out.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
But this brings us to great eight moments in pastor history.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
No.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
One of my favorites is the Missouri pastor who is
very upset at how cheap the folks are that go
to his church because they didn't buy him the watch
that he wanted for Christmas. See that's how I.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Know you steal pour brogusting and disgusting because of.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
How you've been honoring me. I'm not worth your McDonald's money.
I'm not worth your red lobster money. I ain't worth
your Saint John Nick. Y'all can't afford it. No how
I ain't worth y'all, Louis Vatan, I ain't worth your praduct.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I'm not worth your Gucci.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
You can buy a Movado watch in Sam's Yes, and
y'all know as for one last year here it is
the whole way in August, I still ain't got it.
Y'all ain't saying nothing. Let me kick down the door
and talk to my chief, sons and daughters. Geez, I
don't want to hear no more excuse about what y'all
can't afford. You can't afford it because you don't see
the value here.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
I'm over, y'all. I'm over your cheap expressions.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
You can buy a Berretto watching SAMs.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
You can.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
That was amazing.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Corn pop on the YouTube chat Nigel, this is God.
You suck at Bible trivia, Great moments in pastor history.
It's the hammer of Nigel Show.
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