September 8, 2025 • 6 mins
A's baseball announcer got handsy with his wife on the jumbotron. Plus, Dierks Bentley says he and his wife sleep in different rooms. Is this anything?
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Presents.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
It depends upon what the meaning of the word is.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Is this anything?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Oh yeah, We're brought to you by Indiana Unclaimed, presented
by the Attorney General's Office here in Indiana, reuniting Hoosiers
with over one million dollars in unclaimed property every single week.
All you got to do is get on the website
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if you have any money floating around out there. Sometimes
it's fun to type in other people's names that you know.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Right, somebody tweeted us this weekend, did it for the
first time?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Found a couple hundred bucks. Thank you. That's awesome. Man,
love to hear that kind of stuff. Is this anything?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
The uh Oakland A's baseball announcers were discussed some people
sitting in the stands. They were eating some ice cream,
watching the baseball game, and then the dude reached over
and grabbed the boob of his wife. We assume it's
his wife. Girlfriend. Wife reached over, just squeezed your boob.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Yeah, it was. It was something that was unexpected. Right,
I'm just people.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
In the stands, like you know, baseball games. Do hey
coming up here in three days. It's Bubblehead night and
they just show a generic picture of people in the stands,
but the dude reached over and squeezed the can. The
camera's cut away and the announcers began laughing, I go
for one of them too.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
It's it, it's it, what's that?
Speaker 4 (01:37):
What's it? It's it?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, the ice behalf of you are a handful of Chris.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Let me tell you that. In the innings by a
few so it's it's like they were eating some sort
of ice cream and the guy.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Just starts like feeling up his wife him just out
of left field, his boom squeezing.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
It was the line from the announcer again or something
like that.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I go for one of them too.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
It's it, It's it's that.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
What's on.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Behalf of you are a handful of Chris.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Let me tell you that's where he grabbed her like
and she loved it.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Yeah, Crystal would dig it if I squeezed her can
out in public.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
She'd be mad if I didn't.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
I can't say the same for my wife. Really, it's
gonna be a really like Lindsey seems like she's a
fun she is, she's very fun, but when she's on
national TV and her drunk husband reaches over and goes.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
She might have a problem with.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
That, Okay, I be honest, Alison. Female perspective. Your boy,
you're with your date. You guys are either married or
very much in la.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
You need to watch the footage, Allison, but go But
it wasn't like he reached over and he was going
to town.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
It was also reach over and whack whack one of those.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I stopped doing that gesture, please. I think i'd mean
the cap of Lindsay and maybe uh now I'm good.
I'm good, but I do applaud people like Crystal who
are on ties. Okay, he teach couple, teach couple. Okay,
now I'm good.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
I mean that camera like just when he started doing that,
the camera just went sideways like somebody like pulled the
camera like trip the cameraman and he fell down.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
It's times like that where you wish Harry Carey were
still alive, Like what.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Are you doing?
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Had that happened on WGN, say, nineteen eighty six, Harry, Hey, oh,
he's got a handful of boob there, Like it's Steve
Stone would have awkward silence.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Two balls, one strike.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Harry, do a Dirk's Dirk's Bentley. Okay, all right, dude,
Dirk's feeling is this anything?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Country music star Dirks Bentley said that he and his
wife don't even sleep in the same room anymore, but
he wants to get that fixed after the tour that
he's on. Here is why they're sleeping in separate beds.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
We don't only sleep in the same room right now anymore.
I have three pillows have to be positioned exactly the
correct way. I'm just thinking about the process of getting
to fall asleep, and all of a sudden she'll jerk.
I'm like, you got to be kidding me, You're already out,
and so she'll move a tiny bit. I feel it.
So years ago I decided to separate church and state,
and I got rid of our bed, and I've got
two platform beds and two box springs and two mattresses
(04:37):
and monsters. Haimone Devey. She is her debate. There's a
clear line. You can see the floor between her bed
and minds. Because I'm just such an animal. It's terrible.
She's like, she's sleeping the couch now. She's like, there's
next room.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
We have him.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
She's just so co sleeping there, and even last night,
We're like, we've got to get this back on the track.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
We got to get back in.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
The same room we have, Lindsey and I have the Yes,
this is something I know. I know a little bit
of a little bit about this. We have the TEP
Do you have the temper pedic? I have the temper
pain tops and furniture and mattress in Columbus. Now now
now I can't hear her, feel her get out of bed.
If I have to get up a go piece, she
can't feel me get a because it's kind of two
(05:13):
separate mattresses, right. But now the thing is snoring. I
have got to somebody helped me out with my seapet machine.
Somebody please, didn't you already have a surgery for that?
I had a deviated septum surgery in twenty fifteen and
it has not taken. And at least once a night
(05:34):
like the other night, Lindsay goes, what did you have
to drink last night?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
You were snoring?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Like, I'm like, I didn't have anything to drink last night.
First of all, stop wife line of my wife. I
just I don't the last time I had a seapet machine.
I had to go through this whole thing with my
doctor and then some sort of home sleep study and
then it was eight hundred dollars and my insurance didn't
pay for it. I don't know how. I don't know
what to do. The seapet machine that I have is old,
(05:59):
it's anti equated, but it worked and it felt good.
But I need to know how to get another one,
and I don't know how to get another one. I
don't know how to get another one. So maybe in
the chat or at Hammer and Nigel, please help me.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Hear me out here.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
I'm no doctor, But if like doing everything right isn't
working and you're snoring and you're having problems, maybe you
need to start drinking more. Maybe you need to go
home and get so friggin drunk and just tie one off,
start chugging shot, maybe butt chug a.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Beer, and then see what happens.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Because if you have a good night's sleep without snoring,
maybe that's the key.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
I would love it if that was the answer.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
You're the opposite of every man. You're George Castanzite exactly,
Presents.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
It depends upon what the meaning of the word is.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Is this anything?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Oh yeah, We're brought to you by Indiana Unclaimed, presented
by the Attorney General's Office here in Indiana, reuniting Hoosiers
with over one million dollars in unclaimed property every single week.
All you got to do is get on the website
Indiana Unclaimed dot gov, type in your name and see
if you have any money floating around out there. Sometimes
it's fun to type in other people's names that you know.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Right, somebody tweeted us this weekend, did it for the
first time?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Found a couple hundred bucks. Thank you. That's awesome. Man,
love to hear that kind of stuff. Is this anything?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
The uh Oakland A's baseball announcers were discussed some people
sitting in the stands. They were eating some ice cream,
watching the baseball game, and then the dude reached over
and grabbed the boob of his wife. We assume it's
his wife. Girlfriend. Wife reached over, just squeezed your boob.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Yeah, it was. It was something that was unexpected. Right,
I'm just people.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
In the stands, like you know, baseball games. Do hey
coming up here in three days. It's Bubblehead night and
they just show a generic picture of people in the stands,
but the dude reached over and squeezed the can. The
camera's cut away and the announcers began laughing, I go
for one of them too.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
It's it, it's it, what's that?
Speaker 4 (01:37):
What's it? It's it?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, the ice behalf of you are a handful of Chris.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Let me tell you that. In the innings by a
few so it's it's like they were eating some sort
of ice cream and the guy.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Just starts like feeling up his wife him just out
of left field, his boom squeezing.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
It was the line from the announcer again or something
like that.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I go for one of them too.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
It's it, It's it's that.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
What's on.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Behalf of you are a handful of Chris.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Let me tell you that's where he grabbed her like
and she loved it.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Yeah, Crystal would dig it if I squeezed her can
out in public.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
She'd be mad if I didn't.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
I can't say the same for my wife. Really, it's
gonna be a really like Lindsey seems like she's a
fun she is, she's very fun, but when she's on
national TV and her drunk husband reaches over and goes.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
She might have a problem with.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
That, Okay, I be honest, Alison. Female perspective. Your boy,
you're with your date. You guys are either married or
very much in la.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
You need to watch the footage, Allison, but go But
it wasn't like he reached over and he was going
to town.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
It was also reach over and whack whack one of those.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I stopped doing that gesture, please. I think i'd mean
the cap of Lindsay and maybe uh now I'm good.
I'm good, but I do applaud people like Crystal who
are on ties. Okay, he teach couple, teach couple. Okay,
now I'm good.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
I mean that camera like just when he started doing that,
the camera just went sideways like somebody like pulled the
camera like trip the cameraman and he fell down.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
It's times like that where you wish Harry Carey were
still alive, Like what.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Are you doing?
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Had that happened on WGN, say, nineteen eighty six, Harry, Hey, oh,
he's got a handful of boob there, Like it's Steve
Stone would have awkward silence.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Two balls, one strike.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Harry, do a Dirk's Dirk's Bentley. Okay, all right, dude,
Dirk's feeling is this anything?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Country music star Dirks Bentley said that he and his
wife don't even sleep in the same room anymore, but
he wants to get that fixed after the tour that
he's on. Here is why they're sleeping in separate beds.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
We don't only sleep in the same room right now anymore.
I have three pillows have to be positioned exactly the
correct way. I'm just thinking about the process of getting
to fall asleep, and all of a sudden she'll jerk.
I'm like, you got to be kidding me, You're already out,
and so she'll move a tiny bit. I feel it.
So years ago I decided to separate church and state,
and I got rid of our bed, and I've got
two platform beds and two box springs and two mattresses
(04:37):
and monsters. Haimone Devey. She is her debate. There's a
clear line. You can see the floor between her bed
and minds. Because I'm just such an animal. It's terrible.
She's like, she's sleeping the couch now. She's like, there's
next room.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
We have him.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
She's just so co sleeping there, and even last night,
We're like, we've got to get this back on the track.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
We got to get back in.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
The same room we have, Lindsey and I have the Yes,
this is something I know. I know a little bit
of a little bit about this. We have the TEP
Do you have the temper pedic? I have the temper
pain tops and furniture and mattress in Columbus. Now now
now I can't hear her, feel her get out of bed.
If I have to get up a go piece, she
can't feel me get a because it's kind of two
(05:13):
separate mattresses, right. But now the thing is snoring. I
have got to somebody helped me out with my seapet machine.
Somebody please, didn't you already have a surgery for that?
I had a deviated septum surgery in twenty fifteen and
it has not taken. And at least once a night
(05:34):
like the other night, Lindsay goes, what did you have
to drink last night?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
You were snoring?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Like, I'm like, I didn't have anything to drink last night.
First of all, stop wife line of my wife. I
just I don't the last time I had a seapet machine.
I had to go through this whole thing with my
doctor and then some sort of home sleep study and
then it was eight hundred dollars and my insurance didn't
pay for it. I don't know how. I don't know
what to do. The seapet machine that I have is old,
(05:59):
it's anti equated, but it worked and it felt good.
But I need to know how to get another one,
and I don't know how to get another one. I
don't know how to get another one. So maybe in
the chat or at Hammer and Nigel, please help me.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Hear me out here.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
I'm no doctor, But if like doing everything right isn't
working and you're snoring and you're having problems, maybe you
need to start drinking more. Maybe you need to go
home and get so friggin drunk and just tie one off,
start chugging shot, maybe butt chug a.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Beer, and then see what happens.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Because if you have a good night's sleep without snoring,
maybe that's the key.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
I would love it if that was the answer.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
You're the opposite of every man. You're George Castanzite exactly,
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