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December 5, 2025 5 mins

Women returns wallet, and a vandal wrecks a Christmas light display. Is this anything? 

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Presents.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
It depends upon what the meaning of the word is.
Is this anything brought to you by Indiana?

Speaker 1 (00:16):
I claim, little macho man out of what.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Was Indiana Unclaimed Attorney General's Office presenting and reuniting Hoosiers
with over one million dollars in unclaimed property every single week, Fast,
easy and free to search at Indiana Unclaimed dot gov.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Is this anything? A guy in Michigan lost his wallet
at Detroit's Big Tree lighting event last month and didn't
realize it was gone until I got home. But then
a complete stranger showed up at his front door. She
drove at least twenty miles to give it back to him,
dropped it off in the mailbox. Here's Dave and his

(00:55):
girlfriend Shelby, talking about getting his wallet returned to him.
So I was putting all my things away, it got
my coat on. I'm like, that's when the heart sinks.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Gotta be down there somewhere.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
It was his wallet in her hand.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
I'm like, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
I'm like, it's in her hand, it's at home. That's
why we just want to find out who she is, Yes,
so we can repay her. Yeah, because she saved us
a lot of heartbreak and a lot of just time.
We owe her a lot, so that's the least we
could do.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
We've had this discussion on the show before. Yes, this
is something very nice. A woman returns a wallet, drives
twenty miles to put it in the recipient's meal box.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
You find a random wallet on.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
The sidewalk, hammer, but the address, it's like going to
take you an hour to get it back to him.
And that's the only way you can get ahold of it.
You know, have a phone number or anything like that.
You driving an hour too?

Speaker 3 (01:50):
No, No, now, listen, I would consider mailing it back
to the address on the driver's life, Okay, but like,
if you're asking me to drive an hour there, I
don't know if I'm going to pull that off.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
I just don't think they said it was twenty thirty
minutes or whatever it was in that clip. But still
I don't know that I do twenty minutes.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
We take the elevator from the fourth floor to the
fifth floor in this building. You think we're going to
drive thirty minutes out of the way for somebody we
don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
I did. The closest thing I did one time was
walking on I was you know, taking a walk on
the rail trail one summer in Zionzille, and I saw
guys driver's license, like just sitting there right in the
middle of the trail, and I picked it up and
I put it in you know, I put a stamp
on it and put it in the mail.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Okay, that's cool.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
It's about as far as I'm going.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Look, that's a lot of effort for you. Anybody that's
ever worked with Nigel or been around Nigel. No, that's
a hell of a lot of an effort.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
I mean it took at least five minutes for me
to do that.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
So yes, And at some point you had like a
devil and an angel on each shoulder. But the angel
was like.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
You need to send it back.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
And then the devil was like, as screw it, just leave.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
It, leave it right there. I sent it back.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Is this anything keeping it with a Christmas theme? Here?
A grinch cost twenty nine thousand dollars worth of damage
to an elaborate Christmas light display in Washington State. A grinch, Yeah,
somebody that didn't like the Christmas light display.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Oh, a vandal.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
The police are still looking for this piece of crap.
But the community pulled together. They got the awesome light
display fixed.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Thank god.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Here's Amy, the deputy city manager and parks director, talking
about what's going on here.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
Everybody loves it. This is just such a beloved program.
How we weren't sure if we were going to be
able to do Borce lights this year. Can't describe how
demoralizing that was for the staff that spends so much
time to set this up, for the community. We have
extra patrols, we have cameras up, we're watching and if
we find the person, and we will if it happens again,

(04:06):
they're going to be prosecuted.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
They're not going to find them.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
You have cameras up, you get it on tape, They're
not going to find them.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Maybe only five years like the pipe bomb.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
I was gonna say five years sitting on that evidence
collecting dust. But they're not going to find him. But that, Yeah,
those guys are a holes. Fanos are a holes, right am?
I Is that such a hot take?

Speaker 1 (04:32):
No?

Speaker 2 (04:33):
I mean, this is something these people tried, worked very
hard at what they were doing and somebody comes up
and just kind of just randomly, I don't know, you know,
what comes to mind, swatting? Where are they at with
the swatting, and all the the the representatives, the senators,

(04:54):
the representatives here in Indiana.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
How Tony Kennett was the victim of a swatting thing
the other night.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
And they're not going to find those guys, are they?

Speaker 1 (05:05):
When you swat an investigative reporter, he pulls some strings
and I think he finds out who it is. So
that's all I'm gonna say about that.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Good point.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
But let me ask you this. Let's say you and
miss Lindsay are putting up a big awesome Christmas display
at the Laskowski House and then you see a group
of young teenage punk grenches, vandals, whatever you want to
call him, trying to destroy that work. Are you okay
with beating up a teenager baseball bat? I love it.

(05:32):
I love it. Love that answer. That's what I'm talking
about right there. It's the Hammer and Nigel Show.
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