Ep. 103: (H)Oops All Carreys

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(00:30):
Hello everybody, welcome to another episode of Happy Cast with Ben and Brian.
I'm Brian.
So this guy is Ben.
No I'm not.
Really?
Oh I'm sorry, who are you?
Who who?
Who who?
Oh so is that, I'm going to drop another one there?
Oh no.
No I'm going to.

(00:50):
You made me do it.
Now everyone's hearing it right now.
No, April Fools I am Ben.
Oh Ben, I'm Ben.
I'm Ben.
I'm Ben.
I'm Ben.
I'm Ben.
I'm Ben.
Oh Ben, didn't you hear?
April Fools was cancelled this year.
There was no April Fools going on.
I don't know.
It's still April.
There's still time.
Hmm.
Okay, well, I'll be on my toes for the whole month of April then because I will not be

(01:14):
fooled again.
We don't get fooled again.
Your toes are going to hurt.
That might be true but they'll get strong.
I'll have some strong toes.
So once the quarantine's over, I'll be a toe wrestling champion.
You might as well be a ballerina.
Yeah, or that.
Sure.

(01:35):
An actual thing.
Not the nonsense I said.
I don't even know how that would work.
It's like thumb wrestling but with toes I guess.
I don't know.
Do you have opposable toes?
Yeah, doesn't everyone?
Wait, are you human or not?
You know, I've been asking myself that for a long time.
I just, I can't come to a conclusion.

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Anyway, now's not the time or place to talk about that.
We have a lot of podcasting things to talk about.
Oh, do we?
Yes, in fact, it's another week and so we have another special guest.
This week is a good friend of the show, Q. Welcome to the show, Q.
Hello.
Thank you for joining us.
It's great to have you as always.

(02:18):
It's great to be here.
I've forgotten what life is like without HabitCast.
So did we for a while.
I just woke up one day and I was like, oh yeah, we still have a podcast.
We should do one of those.
Do you think we can?
Yeah, you know, as far as I'm concerned, this podcast has literally been going on forever.
Well, then we'll see if we can keep it going on for eternity then.

(02:42):
Just new episodes of Happy Cast for the next, as far as we can see.
There will be several things that are constant in life.
One of them is taxes and the other thing is HabitCast.
So would Ben and I be like immortal figures?
Would we have to upload our consciousness to the cloud and then have robot podcasters

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or would we be replaced?
Would the roles of Ben and Brian eventually be passed on to another generation?
I think it's like what they did in Star Wars where we'll just keep somehow autonomously
generating your voices from machines somehow.

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I don't know how it works.
Okay, we can do that.
I mean, I can see it going either way.
I can see it working like that or, you know, somebody in the desert being asked their names
like my name's Brian.
Brian what?
Brian Happy Cast.
Cut the black.
We could always do the engineered thing and just, you know, recut our episodes, make them
sound different every week.

(03:44):
Yeah, man, I don't.
That's what the AI will be doing for you.
See, we're going to outsource it.
If they're so called engineers, maybe that's what they've already done.
That's probably what they've done.
That would make a lot of sense.
But since I doubt they even are, they came to spell engineer, right?
They spell it ERD instead of EER.

(04:04):
I mean, that's an intentional.
It's fine.
How do you know?
I mean, that's what they want you to think.
I mean, I'm not sure how the release schedules are going to work with these two things, but
you're scheduled to be a guest on their podcast this week.
So how's that going to work if they just keep re-airing the same stuff?
Well, the AI that runs their show, I think it's their mom is what they call it.

(04:27):
They contacted me and they wanted me to send in a bunch of clips of the Happy Cast so they
could just clip it in there and make it sound, you know, like I'm there.
I mean, I don't fully buy it, but I'm looking forward to seeing how that turns out or hearing
it rather.
Well, good luck.
There's no such thing as an engine nerd.
They're not real.

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I mean, I admire your wanting to start a podcast with another group of lovely people.
I do.
It reminds me of Small Tangent.
Back when I was hosting a Lost Podcast, Lost and Locked with Chris and Brian, there was
a scrappy upstart podcast by a gentleman by the name of Donald.

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And I remember we emailed when he was starting out, we exchanged emails a few times and I
said, oh, wouldn't it be really fun if we just pretended like we hated each other?
Like we had this fake podcast feud and then, you know, we just drag that out for years
at the very end.
We're like, oh, surprise, we're really friends.
And then he had the foresight to go, I don't think people would like that.
I think people will be upset about that.

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I'm like, oh, right, right.
Yeah, good call.
Good call.
And then that man is the president.
No, different Donald.
This is Donald Jr. on Twitter.
Oh, so are we sure?
Are we sure that they're different people, though?
I mean, I don't think we have any evidence that they've been in the same room at the

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same time.
You know, I'm actually I'm buying into this conspiracy from Q. This seems much more believable
than than you dragging the good name of the Ingenuity show through the mud.
I am here for all your conspiracy theory needs.
Did you know that 88 percent of podcasters aren't even they don't exist.
It's all a creations.
Really?

(06:12):
Yeah.
Can I just like name a few and you tell me if they're real or not?
Oh, yeah.
In our new segment, a or podcaster.
I mean, surely not not iron glass, right?

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That's a guy.
No, I.
I. What?
I have it on good authority.
I know the guy who quoted him.
It's in his name.
Take out the R and all you have is backwards.
A.I.
Oh, wow.
I thought they were so clever.
Yeah, they didn't hide it.
Great.
The origin for robot.
Intelligent robot artificial.
I mean, I don't even have any other.
I mean, I'm just so shook by this revelation.
I mean, I'm just so shocked by this revelation.

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I don't think I can come up with more names to throw at you.
Well, I mean, chances are most of them are going to be fake.
Chris, A.I.
Hmm.
I mean, OK, then tell us.
Let's tackle it from the other direction.

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Like what are name one podcasters that's not A.I.?
The Jacobs Cabin podcast.
Oh, that was real.
Yeah, they're real.
Also, also Siri, who's on the podcast, is a very good host.
I mean, I'm not sure if she's a good host.
I mean, I'm not sure if she's a good host.
Yeah, yeah.
そらっと SJ Live Vans.
I mean, if she's a good host.
Finally, Kristin Spettler, who's on the podcast of Your Phone Every Day All Day, is actually
a real person.
That's true.
Really?
Yeah, I met her.
Oh, was she nice in person.

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Yeah, sweet girl.
No, not to me.
Oh, I mean, that must be quite a busy schedule she keeps then.
People are asking her things constantly, day in day out.
Have you ever set your heads in a restaurant when you work?
the clones now?

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Did you not know that?
No.
I mean, I'm just uncomfortable with the amount of rapid world building we're doing in the
opening five minutes of this podcast.
I don't know how we're going to keep up with all this.
You really need to read more Wired or TechCrunch or CNET.
Sure, sure.
They have all this stuff all about that.

(08:17):
Hucking and Post.
Right, right.
The onion.
Right.
And all those.
Buzzfeed.
Okay.
All right.
Well, I think I have a lot of reading material for after the podcast.
But for now, I'm going to try to get this show on track and let's let's go on to the
happy hour.

(08:40):
Happy hour is the part of the show where you talk about the thing that makes us most happy
for the week.
Ben?
I was going to suggest the guests go first.
But last week, you got a bit offended.
So I'm going to leave it up to you.
Who do you think should go first?
Me.
Okay.
Well, not the not the choice I expected, but I respect it.

(09:03):
Let's go.
What is your happy hour?
It's more important for the guest to be in the middle because that's the most important
part of a sandwich.
This is very true.
This is very true.
Also, I don't know how to do a happy hour unless I have an example.
See?
Right.
Okay.
Well, then I'm glad we didn't put that pressure on you.
I didn't even consider that.

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Although exactly.
I will say I've had bread maker break a sandwich before.
Like if you make a like a nice sandwich on some like really good sourdough, it's like
next level.
But I digress.
That's true.
But you don't call it a bread sandwich.
You call it a like it'd be a Q sandwich on Happy Cast.
All right.
Well, I mean, I just.

(09:44):
That's true.
Okay.
Well, I just don't want to underplay.
A Q sandwich.
Yeah, I don't think it would taste very good.
I think it would taste like like like isn't when you play pool, you have like a Q stick
or whatever.
So that's what I'm imagining.
All right.
Yeah.
It's real chalky.

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Anyway, happy hour.
My happy hour is going to be extremely relatable to everyone.
And it is watching YouTube documentaries on video game speed running.
Sure, sure.
I've done that.
I can even tell you how many times I've done that.
Q, I'm sure you've also done this.

(10:25):
Yeah.
Well, I'm supposed to be like on a work meeting.
Definitely been having that up on the on the on another monitor.
I don't know why, but I find it super interesting.
There are a few people who do them really well and make these like 30 minutes, sometimes

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an hour long YouTube documentaries on speed running specific video games, like how they
did it, the progression throughout time, how the community worked together to figure out
the quickest way through.
I better back up.
OK, speed running or video games.
Video games are games that you play on video.
Now speed running.

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But hold on.
What is a video?
A video is like a thing you see with your eyes that moves and isn't real.
But what about people who don't have eyes?
Well, then they'll have to play an audio game.
See, I see.
It seems very, it seems very non inclusive.
Just saying.
Well, I mean, I know I don't know when it's coming out, but I've seen videos, which I

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guess I can see with my eyes, for a game made for blind people or I mean, even non-blind
people can play it, I think.
But it's all based on like audio and responding to it.
And the screen is just like mostly black during it.
And there's a whole narrative and stuff.
That is cool.
But speed running is when people try to as quickly as possible get through the game from

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start to finish, usually cutting corners, skipping power ups, beating enemies and bosses
quick.
Sometimes glitching their way past things, which there's a whole thing where there are
different categories of speed running depending on if you want to glitch or not.
Well, this one guy who's probably the best at it, his YouTube name is Summoning Salt.

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He has made so many videos like this, like the world record of Super Mario 64, where
he goes through some of the earliest attempts at speed running it and then showing how the
community work together to figure out glitches or shortcuts or things that will save time
to get through it.
He did one on Punch Out, which believe it or not does have a speed running community.

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Just a boxing game.
But hey, that's that's something.
He's done individual Mario Kart tracks before because some of them, there are really weird
ways where you can beat them in, I think, under 15 or 20 seconds for all three laps.
And one of the best ones he did was on Super Mario, the original one, Super Mario Bros.

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The world record is currently, I think, just under five minutes.
And he had a long video just showing how they shaved off two seconds over time.
Over like, I think, years and years, it's the most they could do.
Huh.
That's that sounds interesting.
So what's do you have a personal favorite video game speed run?

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That one.
Oh, I think that one might be good.
But I think my favorite, favoritest one is if you like the game Super Mario Sunshine,
which was a Mario game on GameCube, there's someone else who does one who has done two
different documentaries, one about getting through with glitches, one about getting through
without glitches.
And they're kind of long.
I usually watch them in the background while doing other things.

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But it is crazy the lengths to which people go or how they'll sit there like streaming
their attempts for hours and hours and days in a row of trying to go as fast as possible
to this game, having to reset like an hour in when they make one small mistake.
Yeah, it seems kind of maddening.
I don't think I would have the patience for it.

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Is it something you would ever engage in or are you just like kind of watching it from
the outside?
I wouldn't really fully speed run because I wouldn't have the patience for doing that
either.
But I did try a little bit years ago on the game Braid because there's an achievement
in it to beat it.
And I think in under 30 minutes and I was like number 22 at one point at speeding my

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way through.
Oh, yeah, I remember that.
Great game.
It is.
Yeah.
And I know I tried as a kid in Metroid Prime, but that was it was hard.
You have to have a lot of discipline.
Here's my question.
Are there any speed runs of audio games?
Let's see.
Name an audio game and I'll tell you.
I don't know.

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Then yes, probably.
If there isn't, I think we're clearly missing a market here.
Well, what about like a choose your own adventure book, like book on tape?
That's kind of like an audio game.
And I'm really good at getting to them to those like immediately.
You just make the wrong choice, like, oh, do you go into the cave of danger?

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No, you go home and have a nice afternoon.
The end.
Yes, I nailed it.
So you won.
Yeah, you survived.
Yeah, but that's all.
It's just speed running documentaries on YouTube.
There are a whole bunch of them and they're pretty interesting.
Yeah, I think I might check some of those out, like especially for like like the older

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games, like the era.
I just I mean, all this is really doing is making me think about I think my my video
game skills have atrophied over time because I've been playing that Star Wars Fallen Order
game I talked about last week.
Oh, yeah.
And I've gotten really bad at video games.

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I think last night I woke up at like 2 a.m. and could go back to sleep.
I'm like, I'm going to jump onto the old Xbox.
And I think I will wander around aimlessly for like an hour and made no progress.
I'm like, all right, time to save and go back to bed.
I think I've heard the game is a little hard, though, to be fair.
There's a there's a surprising amount of backtracking, which I'm not great at.

(16:10):
Oh, I've heard it's sort of a Metroidvania style.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like you go to you go to different planets.
It's like, well, now that I have this ability, I need to go back to this planet again.
I can access this new area I couldn't get to, but I can never go.
I can never find what I'm looking for.
It's me just wandering around like, yeah, it's all like a vent I could open up, but
I don't know where it is.

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I feel like when I was younger, video games were not easy, but they were like doable.
And now like I try to play a video game after work and I'm like, what are these?
What are these graphics?
What even is happening?
I don't I don't understand.
There's so much.
There's just so much.

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Why is everything so hard?
I mean, what is this new fangled technology?
Video games used to be better.
I agree.
Let's go back to Dig Dug.
Oh, this is a good Animal Crossing I'm playing right now.
I mean, yeah, Animal Crossing was pretty good.
Well, so here's my question.
Did video games used to be better or did I used to be better?

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Yes.
A little from column A, a little from column B.
Probably.
So like there are some really good new games, but a lot of the time they just want to go
back and play an old one.
So I've been replaying through Metroid Prime 1 just because it's one of my favorite games
was on GameCube.
And the the backtracking thing, they do it right.
Because if you get stuck for a while, the thing will pop up as if like your AI computer

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is like, oh, hey, by the way, there's something over that way.
And it tells you kind of in universe where you should go if you get stuck.
Oh, I mean, well, I mean, just to double back to my Star Wars example, there's actually
like a marker on my map and I'm still unable to find my way to where I'm going.
Like I pull up my my map.
All right, I guess I'm going north and then I'll just get distracted and end up back where

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I started.
It's a it's a real mess.
I hope to check that out sometime soon.
I'll help you out.
Well, that sounds like pretty good happy hour.
You set the bar pretty high.
So let's see how you and I can follow up.
Q, what is your happy hour?
So one nice thing that I have received this week is handwritten letters from my friends,

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which is cool because none of us would have the time to like write out letters before
all this was happening.
But also, it's just a completely different mindset to write something that's probably
not going to be read for three or four days.
Whereas I'm very used to, you know, saying something and then having an immediate reaction

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because I'm talking on the phone to somebody or because I'm texting them and they're going
to text me back roughly in in real time, not not immediately, but but fairly recently.
So if they don't get back to me in like four days, then I'm probably just never going to
talk to them again.
But now it's like, well, I sent out this thing that honestly, I don't remember half of what

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I said anyway, and then I'm going to get a letter back hopefully in, you know, a week.
Fingers crossed.
Fingers crossed.
Right.
Like, how would I know?
How would I know if they just never speak to me again?
I wouldn't know because I'd just be waiting and assume it got lost in the mail.
All right, Brian, why don't you set me any handwritten letters?

(19:37):
Yeah, Brian.
I mean, I should get on that.
Well, first of all, my handwriting is notoriously terrible, hardly legible at all.
But I mean, if you want some handwritten letters, we can we can do that.
I mean, I'll just turn my phone off and then we'll just coordinate podcast record times
via letter, just like the old days.

(19:57):
Exactly.
Yeah, when the olden names used to record, the people used to record podcasts.
Exactly.
Back in 1885.
I wonder what one of those would sound like.

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Dearest Benjamin, it's been a fortnight since I received your last correspondence.
I do wonder, I guess, no, let's say no.
No, this is great.
I also love how everybody in like 1885 has a southern accent because that is that tracks.
No, absolutely, especially around here.

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Yep.
But I will say handwritten letters are great.
I recently moved and because of that, I went through all my stuff and I found my box of
the only time I've ever done handwritten correspondence was when my brother enlisted in the army,
went away to basic training.
We sent letters back and forth.

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I found those and like, oh, yeah, this is nice.
Reading back over them, you know, in fact, talking about not receiving letters, there's
a point where I'm like reading the letters and then clearly he talks about not receiving
one that I sent.
I'm like, oh, yeah, well, you know, US mail, who knows?
And then I got to one where he is just basically a letter of him recommending I watch a Game

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of Thrones.
I'm like, all right, well, maybe in case they get lost, you should take a picture of the
letter and then send that to him, like in an email.
That's cheating.
Just in case it gets lost in the mail.
That's cheating.
Do you think in 1885 they were taking photos of letters in case they got lost?
Maybe they were, but it took an hour to take the photo.

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I wonder what that would look like.
This isn't even a visual.
No, I'm going to upload this one to YouTube with a video clip right in the middle.
Oh, OK, great.
It's just like a lined modern note, but with a sepia filter.
We can do that.

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OK, fine.
Shoot down all my dreams.
I would just like to say it was not me that shot down the flashback.
I was all for it.
Yeah, I was.
I was just so ill prepared.
I think we set the bar too high last week with the live Queen podcast.
The Queen was pretty great.

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Yeah, you jumped right into that one, though.
We didn't even prep or stop or anything.
You just jumped in and you can't do 1885 podcasting.
No, I mean, well, yeah, I mean, I guess that he put that way was kind of mean for me to
just kind of throw Caitlin under the bus like that, but she did really well.
I do.

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I definitely noticed there's a marked difference between how Ben handles every other podcast
guest and how Ben handles Caitlin as guest.
I'm a lot more aggressive and accusatory.
I just I have to say, like having an older brother, I assume Caitlin is the younger sister.

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But having an older brother, I'm just like, yes, I know how to deal with that.
Just put myself right in Caitlin's position.
So it's accurate.
That's good to hear.
It is definitely an accurate sibling relationship.
I mean, were you worried about that?
Are you guys not actually siblings?
I just want to make sure that it's normal and not me being too cruel.

(23:36):
Gotcha.
That reminds me of the time when somebody thought that Caitlin coming over to your apartment
after making.
So that wasn't the podcast.
Tell that story again.
I think that was in the podcast.
I'm pretty sure you might have told me on Facebook, but I feel like I listened to that.

(23:58):
I'll say that.
I'll find it somewhere because I assume somewhere on the podcast where Caitlin came over for
like a week and then making him home one day.
That was a bummer patrol at some point.
It probably was.
I know Megan came home one day and saw a letter taped to our window, letting her know that
I was cheating on her with some girl who would always come when she went to work.

(24:19):
Oh, man.
And we never found out who it was.
I just admire the nerve that took.
Can you imagine doing that?
I would be afraid of being caught taping it on the window.
What if you walked out at that point?
That's like, oh, I was doing anything.
Oh, and you know what?

(24:40):
That was a handwritten letter.
So bummer patrol.
Handwritten letters.
Oh, no.
You've ruined handwritten letters.
Oh, no.
You did.
Look what you did, Q.
I'm sorry I triggered you, Brian.
Or Ben.
If it were a video medium, you would know which of us was which.
Yeah.
I mean, it's not like your your voices are different at all.

(25:03):
Oh, I'm Brian.
Actually, I'm Ben.
That's terrifying bear face.
What are you doing?
I mean, well, you voice that character, so it's still accurate.
Voice the character.
That's a person who runs in the room.
Oh, yes.
No, of course.
I'm sorry.
Yes.
Yes, of course.
I can't believe you didn't know that.
Anyway, Brian.

(25:24):
Yes.
Oh, my turn.
OK, here we go.
Happy hour.
So mine, I'm a bit short and sweet.
I'm just going to talk about all the great television I've been watching.
There's the fifth season of Better Call Saul airing right now.
It's been very good.
And I was recently pleased to learn that it was renewed for a 16th.

(25:44):
16th.
Oh, my God.
No, 16th.
16th would be too long.
Why?
How are they going to fit that in before Breaking Bad starts?
Or is going to continue as if, you know, along with the story?
Sure.
I mean, well, they're going to clearly you can tell they're going to start like spinning
their wheels or just like a full episode real time of Saul waiting at a deli to pick up

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some meat.
So they could probably.
And the quality will drop for sure.
No, no.
Season six is going to be the last one.
It's going to be 13 episodes long, unlike every other season, which was only 10 episodes
long, which will bring the total number of episodes to 63.

(26:26):
Which is interesting.
In quotes.
Interesting.
Because Breaking Bad had 62 episodes.
And there's a thing I always heard Vince Gilligan, the creator, say on like interviews and podcasts
where he's like, well, yeah, I think it'd be really kind of interesting if they had
the same number of episodes like they just mirrored each other.
That'd be like some nice symmetry.

(26:48):
So it's going to be off by one unless maybe they're counting El Camino as an episode.
That's I don't know.
I don't know what he's going to say.
So by the way, you've been recommending Breaking Bad for years.
And finally, last year, I haven't finished it, but I started watching and I think I'm

(27:09):
on the last season.
Oh, you're so close.
Yeah.
So I started watching Better Call Saul and I really liked it.
And so I said, well, I guess I better watch Breaking Bad and like stop this.
I'm like watch Breaking Bad because I know that there's references to Breaking Bad in
it that I just don't realize.
And so it's like, I need to know these references.

(27:29):
Yeah.
I mean, there's a lot of call forwards or what not references, but there's also this
weird Easter eggs and recurring characters.
But there's like a weird thing where they talk about on the official podcast about like
there being a group of people that love Better Call Saul but didn't watch Breaking Bad.
And that just seems maddening to me.

(27:53):
I would say I was turned off.
So I've tried watching Breaking Bad probably three times.
And there's that one episode in the beginning that's really gross that was difficult to
get past.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Whereas Better Call Saul didn't have something like that.

(28:15):
So it was just it's a little bit easier and also Saul is just like an amazing character.
Yeah, I agree.
You know, I mean, there are official court records of me from when I was on Jury D.D.
stating that I think Better Call Saul is a better show than Breaking Bad.
Yeah.
Although Breaking Bad is still great.
Yeah.

(28:35):
I think what makes Better Call Saul work more and interestingly enough makes the Saul character
work better for me in Breaking Bad now is that at least up till, you know, not counting
the new season, I won't talk about what's happening now, but all the way through the
first four seasons, like you never get the sense that Jimmy has like lost his conscience.

(29:01):
He still has a soul.
Like, oh, no, he's still like, you know, it's still in there.
He's making some bad choices.
And you kind of see how he got there.
But like he's still deep down, he has a heart, which the thing about Breaking Bad is like
immediately that's out the window.
Like, oh, no, this guy is a monster.
All right.
Great.
Let's see how this goes.
Yep, exactly.
Anyway, so Better Call Saul, that's my happy hour.

(29:26):
Check it out, everybody.
It's very good.
Brian, I have two questions.
OK, go ahead.
One, will the 13 episode season be cut into two and aired on aired on different years
like Breaking Bad?
I suspect yes, but I'm hoping no.
I also hope no.
And this other question is just for me.
How many episodes have been out so far of season five?

(29:46):
I think we're up to seven or eight.
I've only seen the first five.
I have not started it yet, but I finished four recently.
I think I'll just wait a couple of weeks and then wait till it's all out and then get my
way through it.
Yeah, that's like a good way to do it.
Unpopular opinion.
I prefer week to week shows.
No, I agree.
I agree.

(30:06):
Oh, I understand that.
And it makes sense.
I have a hard time being motivated still week to week sometimes.
We've tried that with other shows before.
Now we get the first few, then we get busy and get on watching something else.
That is true.
And then we have something else.
So I need to like be able to watch it while I'm in like the week where I really want to
watch it.
On the one hand, I miss having like a TV schedule, but on the other hand, it's also like now

(30:33):
I don't have to worry about missing an episode of TV and just being completely lost for the
rest of the season.
Lost.
I'm going to drop a different cue.

(30:59):
The intro is that still a needle drop?
I mean, I'd call it a needle drop.
Should I play this sound of a needle dropping?
I think that would be too subtle, I would say.
Unless we're really, really quiet.
That's how the phrase goes.
It's so quiet you can hear a needle drop.

(31:21):
Weekly television is great.
I miss that.
I miss the communal viewing.
Yeah.
Binging.
It's also really hard to discuss what happens because when I binge stuff, I can't remember
what happened in what episode or what happened when.
Yeah.
It all blurs together.
And then like these full season drops that Netflix does where it's like, oh, here's

(31:43):
like an entire show.
And so you never know when to talk about what.
It's like, oh, we're all talking about Tiger King.
I'm like, yeah, all right, guys, but I'm on episode three.
So let's slow your roll.
Let's see how this goes.
Right.
And like, I can't discuss it unless I've seen the entire thing, which is just like a time.
Yeah.
I don't think, well, I mean, this is probably true for a number of reasons, but I don't

(32:08):
feel like you could have had lost work the same way if it was out now, if it were just
like Amazon original or whatever.
Those episodes, you really, I mean, in my opinion, they deserve like a level of detailed scrutiny
per episode where it's like, oh, we're going to pick this apart for a week.
And then by time the next one comes out, we're ready for that.

(32:32):
I miss that.
I'm going to change my happy hours lost now.
Oh, I missed lost.
I keep talking about starting another lost podcast, but it has not happened yet.
Dude, dude.
We like rewatch.
But I'm actually watching lost with somebody who hasn't ever seen it before.
And it's just, it's great.

(32:54):
So how, how is that dynamic being the person that's seen it and they haven't because that's
kind of what I'm getting into.
So the dynamic is I try very hard and I can remember like what happened each episode fairly
well because I've rewatched it so often.
And so I try to not give away any reactions to what's going on.

(33:20):
I try to ask questions that I remember asking during that episode so that I don't give away
information that we learn later.
Sometimes it is really hard when the, when the person asks me a question and I'm like,
I don't know.
That's so funny to do.
Yeah, and it's like, it's pretty obvious.

(33:42):
It's pretty obvious when I do that.
It depends who I'm watching with because my friend who I'm rewatching lost with would
be like, ah, okay, I got it.
But that also gives away that that's going to be answered at some point, whereas some
things are not.
But when I'm watching shows with my mom, my mom would be like, oh my God, just tell me.
And I'm like, yeah, I don't know.
She's like, I'm going to look it up.

(34:05):
Google it now.
Yeah, exactly. Just to make a point.
Part of the trick is to do that same I don't know all the time because I have to do that
all the time as a DM.
They're like, what would have happened if we did this?
I don't know.
So I just have to practice and be just really annoying about the I don't know.
You just make them all identical I don't knows even if it's like something like, oh, actually

(34:26):
better not say because I might spoil a loss.
So never mind.
The situation I'm getting into is I wonder, like I don't want to I don't want to spoil
anything but then they're they're like a couple of like narrative cul-de-sacs and lost where
it's like, oh, don't don't worry too much about this.

(34:47):
Like, oh, yeah, that second outrigger, there was somebody on it.
But don't worry about who it was because it's not important.
Don't ever think about that again.
That would you know, that's just lost time.
We'll probably find out when loss comes back in 10 years.
Oh, sure.
The reboot reboots are hot now.
Or like the reboot slash sequel thing they do where it's technically different but in

(35:08):
the same universe.
And then by season two they feel like they can do whatever they want.
The Twin Peaks thing where it's all the same people basically, but it's a sequel slash
kind of a reboot thing.
That was crazy when I watched of it.
That was crazy.
Yeah.
Guys, you know, I miss Damon and Carlton.

(35:30):
Yeah, me too.
I should rewatch.
You should.
If anyone wants me to start a new podcast, let me know and I'll get to work on that.
I do.
I may have already commissioned a new piece of music from somebody that does music, so
I might have that already.
Is it Chris on the organ?

(35:50):
Yes.
But he's not real.
Oh, right.
The Chris AI?
It's an artificial intelligence playing an organ.
Oh, okay.
All right.
That makes more sense.
Come on.
Come on, Ben.
Keep up.
Sorry.
I only knew a little bit about Chris being an AI.
I know a lot more about AI glass.
You mean intelligent robot artificial glass.

(36:12):
Yes.
Exactly.
All right.
Well, I think we've had a successful happy hour.
So let's move on to the Bummer Patrol.
Oh, man.
That's right.
For every happy hour, there is a Bummer Patrol.

(36:34):
You know, it's it all comes out in the wash, man.
There's some strikes and some gutters.
So Ben, what is your Bummer Patrol?
Oh, Brian.
Yes.
I'm bummed.
Oh, no.
About what?
Well, I know there are a lot of reasons that the coronavirus sucks, but personally, in

(36:58):
a more lighthearted way, I'm bummed that I can't get a haircut.
Oh, same.
Yeah.
I really should have gotten a haircut at some point in the past two months.
And now I'm dealing with a real mess on top of my head, but it's fine.
Yeah.
I was due to get one, I think, in late March, early April.

(37:19):
And nope.
Well, you know, I mean, it makes you feel better, though.
I don't think you're being judged by anyone.
If anyone saw you, we're all in this thing together.
All of our hair looks bad.
Oh, that's not what bothers me.
It's the fact that now I feel like I have to brush it because it's long enough that
it won't just stay in place after I take a shower.
Oh, right.
Which is usually my intended goal.

(37:39):
I feel so bad for you guys with your not brushing and your quick drying and hair.
With my hair.
With your hair.
Well, the thing is, also, usually the one I go to also shaves my facial hair.

(38:01):
And usually I just let it grow until I get a haircut because it ends up growing the right
amount.
So because of that, I don't have a razor at home.
Oh, well, you should get one of those.
They're relatively affordable.
I might have to.
Another reason I don't have one at home is we never really had a good place to do it,
especially with electric razor, because when we first got our apartment for years afterwards,

(38:26):
we did not have a plug in the bathroom.
So I'd have to do it somewhere else.
And then our sinks clog really easily.
So I can't do it over a sink either.
So I was like, I'll just get it done and whatever.
I get my hair cut every time and nope.
And it's not that bad most of the time, except for the part above the lip that's growing
sometimes too long, it's getting in the way.
I feel like I have to keep trimming it with whatever I have nearby.

(38:49):
So scissors.
But it's mildly irritating.
Sure.
I mean, that does seem like a mild irritant.
If I may offer a suggestion on your shaving dilemma, though, this was a game changer for
me.
You just get a, I know electric razors are nice, but if you get like a cheap disposable

(39:10):
razor, a can of some Barbasol, I like the one for sensitive skin, because my face breaks
out for regular shaving cream.
Get one of those like anti-fog shower mirrors, just shave in the shower.
Just knock that out while you're showering.
It's a real time saver.
I recommend it.
All right.
A couple of problems with that one.
Our sink also clogged super easy, which I found out when I tried to shave in the shower

(39:33):
before.
Two, I am so blind with my glasses off that I'd have to be so close to the mirror that
I would no longer be able to see a good portion of my face.
All right.
Right.
Okay.
And three, I don't want it gone.
I just want it shorter.

(39:53):
So here's what you do as I'm clearly an expert on beards.
The beard expert to you.
Right.
Yeah.
I'm a woman of many talents.
So you get in the shower and then you just shave everything off your face.
Eyebrows, hair, nose, beard, nose, nose, and just everything.

(40:18):
And then you don't have to deal with it for like a month.
That's a good point.
And I might still be inside in a month.
So I might be okay.
Exactly.
I'm not sure how Megan would feel.
Don't need to see to do that.
Just by feel everything that feels hairy.
Just that's true.
And I wouldn't have to.
That's good.

(40:38):
I wouldn't have to see because I am weird.
And here's just a weird little trivia.
I like to shower in the dark because I can't see anyway.
So I'd prefer to not see it all than see everything blurry.
Oh, that sounds dangerous and spooky.
Oh, it is a little spooky.
But listen to a podcast.
So it's less spooky.
All right.
Yeah.
I know you did some time ago you did introduce me to the concept of shower podcast, which

(41:04):
I was upset that I'd never thought of.
Yeah.
I grab a Bluetooth speaker, set it up on the toilet tank and just like chill out while I
get ready.
I've been listening to which is going to be a future happy hour.
Oh, very good.
Spoilers.
Oh, yeah.
Sorry.
I'll cut that out.
I'll bleep it out with another slide whistle.
Redacted.

(41:24):
So that's all of my above patrol.
How about you, Q?
So my bummer patrol is it's two parted.
The first part is not a bummer patrol, but I got to tell it in order for the bummer patrol
to make sense.
So because we've been having a lot of online meetings at my office, we've also seen like

(41:46):
people, you know, their pets are in view, which is great.
I love seeing their pets.
But here's the thing.
I don't have a pet and I want one.
And they're all, you know, they're all snuggling their pets or, you know, cats meowing or dogs
barking and being adorable.
And I don't have any pet.
And that's just it's not OK.

(42:08):
Have you thought about stealing one?
You know, I have.
But all of the pets are like are not following social distancing and they're not six feet
away from their owners, which I think is yeah, it's a really it's not it doesn't seem to
be OK.
So I can't get into the area to take one without, you know, getting in the germ zone.

(42:33):
That's a good point.
We got our cat by taking in just a stray cat that showed up and then she had babies.
And so that way we didn't have to approach any actual people.
So if you could pull that off, this is this is the correct method of requiring a pet.
I agree.
Just collecting random ones you find out like Pokemon.
Yeah, exactly.
Brian, what's your pet stance?

(42:54):
We're in the process of acquiring a pet.
It's hard.
There are a lot of extra layers to go through with our current social distancing situation,
but I think we've located a cat that we want.
He is orange and fluffy.
His name is Max, according to the pet adoption website, but we are changing that.

(43:20):
What are you going to name him?
I would like to name him Grier because he's French and fancy in my mind.
So not an Anaconda?
No, no, no, no.
Well, my for whatever reason, my girlfriend, Katie, got the notion that she wanted to name

(43:40):
the cat after a cheese.
Like she wanted like a cheese name.
And I was like, all right, well, I think Grier is the way to go.
And I think she might be signing off on that.
Really?
Why not?
Yeah.
Well, my my original first pitch was white American.
She said, no, we're not naming our cat white American.
I was like, OK, Grier.
Especially with his orange.

(44:02):
Yeah, that's true.
And French, as we've established.
What about queso blanco?
I mean, you know, it's an option.
You know, if Grier doesn't go through, maybe I'll try that, too.
Queso is a pretty good cat name.
Or cottage.
Yeah, like the cheese goat.

(44:23):
Yeah, go.
It's another good one.
Blue.
I like that.
I like that.
Pepper Jack.
Oh, Pepper Jack's actually actually good.
Unlike all the other suggestions.
Monterey Jack and Monterey or Jack or Monte.
I'm getting hungry.
I want to grill cheese.
I mean, you know, I hear Grier makes the best grilled cheese.

(44:44):
So my heart's really set on Grier.
I feel like there's like four R's in that.
Grier.
It's the sound that the cat makes when it's angry.
Yeah, it's Grier.
OK, all right, so you're looking to acquire a pet, but you can't steal one.

(45:07):
Also, my parents refuse to allow pets in their house because my my well, both my mom and
I have the same allergies, but see, the thing is, I want a pet.
So I am willing to get over this allergy nonsense in order to in order to acquire a lovely companion.
But my parents, for some strange reason, do not feel the same way.

(45:31):
And so until I can go back to normalcy and go back to my apartment, I'm unsure how to
sneak a pet into the house.
What if you got a turtle?
I mean, that would be a companion.
It's not really I don't know too many fluffy turtles.
Oh, does it have to be a fluffy pet?

(45:51):
It has to be, you know, it has to be fluffy and cute.
Although turtles are pretty cute.
Order on Amazon a bunch of like faux fur and just glue it to a shell.
That would work.
That would work.
And just pet the shell and then you get fluffiness.
And a turtle, they don't they're not that fast.
They don't run around.
They don't shed fur anywhere.

(46:12):
This is true.
This is true.
Perfect allergy safe pet.
That's that's genius.
I have to say.
Thank you.
I am one.
So I'm glad to hear it confirmed.
You're welcome.
So no pets, no haircuts.
Brian, what are you sad that you don't have?
So my oh, actually, yeah, I actually forgot what mine was until just now.

(46:36):
You asked me.
All right.
So I'm living in this new apartment.
One of the big drawbacks is that there is not a washer, dryer hook up in the apartment
because it's an older building built back in the 30s, I believe.
I have 17, actually.
Wow.

(46:57):
Yeah, it's really, really old.
Apparently, America was just becoming a country.
Like would you say would you say that you found a handwritten letter from an old time
apartment occupant?
What that letter say, Brian?
Dearest landlord, while I while I have enjoyed residing in this domicile, I must complain

(47:25):
for there is no washer, dryer hookups.
I know that such a appliance won't exist for hundreds of years, but I still find this
to be rather unacceptable.
Listen to yours, Gerald the tenant.
Was that his last name?
Yeah, Gerald the tenant.

(47:46):
That was his name.
Is he related to David?
Yeah, he's related to the Doctor Who.
Exactly.
The is his middle name, Gerald the.
And David the tenant.
Yeah, great, great, great grandson.
It sounds like the person who lived there was quite a visionary.
I know if these walls could talk terrifying, it would.

(48:11):
I would move out immediately.
They say the walls have ears.
No, no, the hills have eyes.
That's what you're thinking about.
What has noses?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I think that might be in development.
I think that might come out post quarantine.

(48:34):
There might be a nose film.
Listen, it was right in there.
If you know what noses or what has a nose.
The nose nose.
So no, no, no washer, dryer hookups, which is fine.
There's a laundry center.
Like one building down for me, it's rather close.

(48:56):
But the bomb patrol part of it is when everybody started to social distance and self quarantine
and whatnot, there were letters passed out to all the residents on our doors.
And basically, it was like just laying out how the apartment people are handling things.
All right.
So here's how it's going to be, guys.

(49:17):
This is another letter I'm reading.
So first of all, the office staff is still going to be here, but we're locking the office
in. Nobody's allowed in but us.
So if you need anything, call it in if it's an emergency.
Otherwise, don't don't bother us.
Why is it?
Why isn't this in your letter writing or letter reading voice?
Oh, because this is a contemporary.

(49:38):
Oh, OK.
I didn't know if you were still going to go.
Dearest tenants.
No, no, no.
This was this was a month ago.
Oh, OK.
And they're and they're like, also, if any of you get sick, we really appreciate you
letting us know for obvious reasons.
And the laundry facility is going to remain open, but we're not going to do any like extra

(50:00):
cleaning or sanitation there.
So really be careful with that.
OK, great.
Thanks.
Bye.
So I don't know.
Now I'm afraid of the laundry facility.
That seems seems unsafe.
Yeah, yeah.
I feel like it's one of those things where I should call like the guy in the local news,

(50:21):
the consumer investigator or whatever.
It's like this apartment building refused to clean the laundry facility.
You should.
What is the like what is the residential version of like OSHA?
I don't know, but we should get them on the phone.
You really should.
Yeah, I agree.
Yeah, but I did laundry earlier.

(50:41):
It's a lot of so it's a smallish room with six washers and six dryers.
And it's just people waiting appropriately spaced apart outside for the one person inside
to come out so they can go in.
Well, that's good at least.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
At least we're doing that.
But I would really, really feel better if they were doing some like extra cleaning or

(51:05):
sanitization.
But whatever.
It's cool.
It's fine.
It's fine.
My clothes are going to be cleanish.
I've heard nothing from our landlord about anything about this.
Oh, what's your laundry sit over there?
You you you you do your laundry at your parents, right?
Yes, we have a building, but we don't like to use it because we don't know who else is

(51:26):
using it.
And we had shady neighbors in the past.
Also because it costs quarters and we don't want to pay quarters for that.
So we take it over to my parents house and very grateful that they do it because it is
helpful.
I'm also glad because I know a year or so ago, bed bugs got spread around part of our

(51:49):
complex because someone with bed bugs washed their stuff in our laundromat or our laundry
area.
It was like someone's guest who wasn't supposed to use it used it.
Oh, no.
And so because of that, I'm really glad that we haven't used it because we were one of
the few apartments that was totally clean.
Hmm.
Dodged a bullet on that one.

(52:10):
Seriously.
I know.
Oh, goodness.
So bed bugs.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
I mean, I'm sure we had been recording in 2019.
That would have definitely been a bummer patrol.
Oh, for sure.
All right.
Well, I think I think that's a successful segment.
Three equally bummer, bummer patrols, you know, no pets.

(52:35):
Mine was about laundry and Ben's is bed bugs.
Yep.
Bed bugs and beard.
All right.
So I think the only thing left to do is to move on to the third segment.
Let's spin the wheel to see what the third segment is going to be.
All right.

(52:55):
Oh, wow.
Looks like no news is not new news.
Hey, everybody.
This is the new today with your Animal Crossing update, the news you've all been dying for
in these trying times.

(53:17):
So as you know, if you've been playing the game, Bunny Day is quickly approaching.
It'll be on April 12th.
And you would also know you've been finding a ridiculous amount of eggs everywhere, annoyingly
so in the water to where it's like every other thing you catch is an egg or a black bass.

(53:38):
And it is incredibly annoying or like a tire or boot, whatever.
But all of the furniture is pretty cute and it's fun to make.
And at least they have released an update to where the egg spawn isn't quite as bad
as it was before.

(54:02):
And that's about all I have for you on this little update.
All right, wow, this is an oldie, but a good hopefully no news is not new news is the segment

(54:30):
where we bring unusual or odd news stories to share with the podcast.
Ben.
Last time we did this was December 16th, 2018.
Okay, all right.
Not too long ago, then.
So that was like three podcasts to go.

(54:52):
Not too far off.
Okay, new stories, new stories.
I still have a list of cheeses right now on my phone.
They're the lyrics of Chumbawumba wedding anniversary.
Now, what a full podcast.
There there it is.
This is from uk.royders.com so you know it's true.

(55:15):
Robots replace Japanese students at graduation amid coronavirus.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Makes sense, makes sense.
I like it.
I mean, obviously they couldn't hold the ceremony the way they originally intended.
This seems like a fine solution.
It does.
My favorite thing is the picture I saw with it that I will be posting along with this episode.

(55:37):
It talks about how spring graduation ceremonies in Japan have been canceled, but students
at one school were able to attend remotely by controlling avatar robots while logged
on at home.
The robots are wearing graduation caps and gowns.
And that's cute.
The face is a tablet that has the face of the graduate who are logged on at home driving
the robot around via their laptops.

(55:58):
So is it like that episode of Community where the people are like tele-calling into school
video calling and it's like an iPad taped to a Segway?
I knew there was somewhere I saw that.
I couldn't remember what it was on.
Yes, it is like that though.
Okay, great, great.
That's exactly what I pictured.
So I'm glad that that was accurate.

(56:21):
I mean, it's not like it's it's in, you know, the robot capital of the world, Japan.
So I know you hate the story because of your robophobia.
But still, I'm not surprised that Japan has awesome robot graduates.
One by one, the robots motor toward the podium to receive their diplomas.

(56:41):
School staff clap and said congratulations as they place the diplomas on a rack mounted
in the robots midsection.
And then the robot delivered it to their home?
I guess it took the subway and drove back to their house.
I don't know.

(57:02):
You know, as robots do, you know, I mean, they work with Wi-Fi or like 5G.
Yeah, hopefully they had a good connection.
It would be terrible to, you know, start dropping your video quality mid graduation of all times.
It gets 100 feet away from the school and then just shuts off at the street.

(57:26):
I don't know.
You know, I mean, I, as you alluded to, I have what I call a healthy distrust of technology,
Ben.
But I think this could be great.
We should start giving some of these robots to do our daily tasks.
I'll send one to work for me.
Well, we already have some.
They podcast.
That's what they've been used for primarily.
Oh, well then we need to expand this program.

(57:49):
Since when do you want to expand the program?
That means more robots.
I mean, these are dire times.
I just would like a way to work from home.
And this seems like the best way for me to do it.
What would that consist of for the robot?
It would, I mean, largely with the way things are now, it would consist of the robot rolling

(58:10):
around and saying, no, we do.
And even though it's me, I'm going to do the robot voice as the robot.
The robot rolling around and saying like, no, we do not have it in the back.
Sorry.
That's it.
That's the whole thing.
That's what the robot does for a whole day's work.
Can you put that aside?
Is that like a thing that happens a lot where people are like, oh, go check the back?

(58:34):
Yes, all the time.
It's like, do you have any of this in the back?
And I look down like, oh, the shelves are empty.
I didn't know that.
Oh, gosh.
Yes, we have a bunch in the back.
Like, no, it's like, no, I'm sorry.
It's our secret store.
I knew I forgot to do something this morning.
Yeah, no, people are convinced that they're like secret groceries hiding in the back.

(58:59):
Now, hold on one second.
Didn't you say that you hid your own groceries in the back of the store?
So I'm feeling like perhaps there is a mythical back.
I mean, where do you think I got the idea from?
This is like the time I Columbo'd you.
One more question.
One more question.

(59:22):
Should I play like a flashback and play your clip of you saying that?
I mean, if you want to put that level of work into it.
Nope.
I have to find the episode.
That's too much work.
OK.
Oh, here.
I'll just I'll do it.
I'll fake it for you right now.
It's like, I like to hide groceries in the back.
And then like you put like an echo effect on it, like an episode of unsolved mysteries.

(59:42):
Oh, yeah.
Listen to someone else do your voice then.
If it's a like a recreation.
Yeah.
Reenactment.
Q, you're Brian.
Oh, dear.
I don't even know, like how to do a Brian thing.
I feel like I should do like a really terrible southern accent and being a northerner.

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It's like, oh, oh, my golly, golly gee, golly gee, I, I kept my groceries in the back and
only once.
And now suddenly there's this conspiracy theory about the back.
I mean, I mean, that seems like more like a like a like a Fargo, Minnesota, nice.

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I don't even know how to do a southern accent, to be honest with you.
Like we don't we have southerners up here, but like their their accent is sort of gets
muted after after a time.
You just say yeehaw a lot.
Yeehaw.
That seems like a Texas thing.
I don't know.
That doesn't seem like a Georgian thing.
I have asked about stuff in the back before, but it was only when I would go to like Wal-Mart

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at like twelve thirty just after midnight waiting for a game release and it wasn't out.
And whoever showed up in the section had no idea that games were even coming out that
day.
And then they went back and yeah, they were in the back.
Oh, I mean, sure.
Yeah, I've done that too.
That's that's a little different.
OK, make it sure.
Yeah, that's how I pick up.
Sometimes you're allowed.

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I got all my all my lost DVDs when they came out was me showing up at midnight like, hey,
so the third season of Lost came out on DVD two minutes ago.
I know they're in the back.
Will you please go get it for me?
Brian, you sound like like doing like something illegitimate, like, hey, hey, man, I heard
I heard you got the stuff out back.

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I just like palm a twenty dollar bill like here.
This is this is this is for your troubles.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
It's the it's the it's the show with the doctor.
You know, the one house.
That's not a good description.
Yeah, no, I would think of so many other shows.

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It's like the show with the plane and the people in the fantasy island.
Yeah, yeah, that one.
Gilligan, Gilligan's Island.
Yeah.
What is up with manifest?
Is that supposed to be a lost like reboot?
Like like copy.
So what is the manifest?

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So I saw I saw ads for manifest and it looked like.
Lost so I'm wondering if it's just supposed to be a lost copy.

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Well there was that Netflix show, The Island, which kind of looked like lost.
Definitely was not oh, that's not out yet.
I talked about that on the 100th episode.
Oh, you will.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Yeah, that listed.
I think we talked about that Netflix show, The Island, the amazing Netflix show that
I watched all of for some reason.
Oh, yeah, you watch it all.

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Check that out in a while.
Check it out.
But I definitely got the vibe that manifest seemed like a like a lost clone, which during
the hey, they've lost we saw a lot more of those where it's like surface flash forward
daybreak.
It's just like weird mystery show.
Remember when shows didn't do flashbacks?

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Oh, yeah.
That was that was groundbreaking, man.
And now it's like I know like this is us is doing it.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah, it's like it's in every flashbacks are in every show now.
It's like I remember before we had flashbacks and shows back in the day, back in the good

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old days.
What was it like before there were flashbacks and shows?
I think it was a little something like.
All right.
So robot graduation is going to be hard for me to follow then.
I know.
I mean, they're not that fast.

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We could follow them pretty easily.
That's true.
That's true.
But I'll follow it with a new story that I found from the website.
We got this covered dot com.
Very legitimate news.
Oh, yes.
It's like NPR news or AP.
It's true.

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Yeah, they're very well respected.
So I guess I'll issue a spoiler warning.
This is unheard of, but anyone who's avoiding details about the upcoming movie Space Jam
2, just skip ahead three minutes and we'll be done talking about the thing I'm about
to say, which is insane.

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Way more than three minutes.
OK, all right.
Sure.
Five.
All right.
So this article I'm looking at holding in my hand and definitely not lying about it
says that Bill Sarsgaard is set to reprise his role as Pennywise, the clown in Space
Jam 2.

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So look for it in theaters.
Who knows when?
2022 seems right.
Now is.
All right.
I have a couple of questions.
Yes.
Is this like a Ready Player One scenario where the doll Chucky was in it?
That's kind of like reading into it.

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It's kind of the vibe that I'm getting.
It's it says it's going to be like a CG Pennywise and that he's just going to do the voice.
And I'm hoping I'm hoping that he's going to play basketball.
Just fingers crossed.
Yeah.
I was wondering if it would be like a quick like, hey, I'm Pennywise.
And then the gag's over.
Or is it like, no, I'm the main character of this film now.

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I feel like I feel like I would expect it to be a cameo because the same article also
mentioned like that it sounds like Warner Brothers, who's doing Space Jam 2, is kind
of going for like a Ready Player One thing where it's just like, oh, yeah, we're going
to put everything we own in this movie.
Like it's here.
Here's I mean, it came out like last year.

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Very popular recent movie.
Another one of these characters that it says that they're going to bring back is Jim Carrey's
the Mask character from the Mask is going to be in Space Jam 2.
So I don't know.
I think it's just going to be like a team of movie characters from yesteryear playing

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basketball.
It too isn't that yesteryear.
I mean, not it too.
But well, it too is going to be on the the horror icon basketball team.
And then the Mask is going to be the captain of I don't know, like Jim Carrey comedies
from the 90s.
You get like your pet detectives, your dumb and dumbers, the Mask.
Who else is on that team?
The Cable Guy.
OK, so is Jim Carrey going to play all of those all of those characters, but in the

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same movie?
I mean, they wanted to get Jim Carrey, but he wasn't up to the challenge of playing that
many characters in the same movie.
So they're actually going to get Eddie Murphy.
There we go.
Nice.
Nice.
I like it.
Your Truman shows, your cable guys.
Yes, man.
Who's just a guy who says yes to things.

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I don't know.
Liar, liar.
Oh, right.
Could you imagine?
Oh, boy.
If liar, liar and yes, man met, I bet I bet things would be crazy.
I wonder what it would sound like.
Hey, hey, man.

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You want to join my basketball team?
I got like a curse on me where I can't say no to things.
Yes.
Great.
I look forward to seeing you there.
Practices at five o'clock tomorrow.
Flash forward to five o'clock tomorrow.
Oh, no.
I lied to me.
Yes.
Oh, wait.
Are you the yes man?
I thought you could only say yes.

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No, you're right.
Sorry.
I thought you were being liar, liar, but during the liar half of it.
Right, right.
I think this is a little bit sweaty.
We need to workshop this a little bit.
Oh, Jim Carrey has the Grinch.
Oh, sure.
The Grinch is another good one.
Dr. Robotnik, the number 23.
Oh, yeah.

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Eternal Sunshine.
Yes.
All of these Jim Carrey's in one movie.
Wait, the Eternal Sunshine of the Mask Truman Show.
Is that what you're saying?
Yeah.
I just wanted to make sure I caught that.
Yeah, no, that's the movie about the guy who goes and has his memory of seeing the movie

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The Truman Show Erased.
He was just so disappointed by it.
He was like, I'd rather not remember this, which is tragic because this may be my favorite
Jim Carrey movie.
Maybe you want to just to experience it anew for the first time.
Oh, yeah.
Sure.
I think that's the sketch that I ended Lost Unlocked with, which is insane.

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Then we get our memories erased.
We're in a time loop.
Then Chris is like, yeah, whatever.
Anyway, Ben, do you want to go see Space Jam 2 with me when it comes out?
Sounds like it's going to be pretty wild.
Absolutely.
If we still have theaters, then yes.
Right.
Photoshop challenge.
I want to see a Space Jam 2 poster with the team of Jim Carries playing basketball.

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We almost let that one get by.
I have to see this.
I have to see all the Jim Carries in one film.
I'm looking forward to getting those.
Me too.
I'm excited.
I have one more quick weird news, I guess.
Let's cue.
I failed in my quest to find adequately weird news.

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You are weird.
Besides the just constant stream of randomness that we're seeing these days.
Yeah.
Well, this one is on something.
Oh, huffpost.co.
Since when were they huffpost?
Has it been so long?
I thought they were Huffington Post.
Rebranded for Gen Z.

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Huffpost, nobody reads the whole words anymore.
A dog found behind wheel after high speed chase in Washington State.
So the dog was the wheel man?
This is a quote very sweet unquote.
Pitbull was reportedly in the driver's seat after the car crashed.

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Her owner faces multiple charges.
A Washington State man who led police on a high speed chase on Sunday may not have actually
been driving.
Officers said they found the suspect's pet pitbull behind the wheel after it crashed.
The unidentified male suspect is now facing several charges including DUI, reckless driving,
hit and run and felony eluding.

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So I mean, the world we live in is so strange now I can't even sort out what's believable
or not.
So are we saying that this dog was driving the car or do you think the owner was driving
the car or got into a crash and then he turns the dog like I need you to take the fall on
this one man I've got this is my third strike I can't go down for this.

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Well it says one trooper reported seeing the pitbull in the driver's seat with the owner
handling the wheel from the passenger seat.
But my question is who was handling the pedals?
Yes, that's a good question.
They reportedly hit speeds of 109 miles an hour.
Well again, clearly the dog was handling the pedals and that just seems obvious.

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Hold on, I need to translate that for our British listeners.
Alexa, what is 109 miles an hour in kilometers per second?
109 miles per hour is 0.0487 kilometers per second.
0.084 kilometers a second.
So that's for you Neil and Robbo.
Wow, that's pretty fast.

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It drove on a popular trail for pedestrians and cyclists that was fortunately empty and
eventually they threw down spike strips and then came the shocker.
Apparently he was trying to teach his dog how to drive.
I mean, well, I mean, I would say that that sounds unbelievable but last week we did learn
that Caitlin's cat knows how to use a toilet so I mean who knows what pets can do.

(01:12:37):
And that was pretty epic.
The week before that we heard her in the after show talking about how she had her dog in
her lap as she was driving.
So maybe she was trying to teach her how to drive.
Oh yeah, yeah.
I mean if dogs can drive us around to do errands, I mean just add that to the list of reasons
to get a pet cue.
I mean as soon as you're able to.

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No like comma cue.
Oh, it's a line of pets now.
Maybe you can train that bow for a turtle how to drive.
Obviously I would not mind being a pet I presume that means that I would have somebody to annoy
all the time and somebody who would feed me.
So that sounds like a sounds like a great deal.

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The state trooper said I wish I could make this up.
I've been a trooper for almost 12 years and wow I've never heard this excuse.
I've been a lot of high speed chases.
I've slept a lot of cars and never have I gotten an excuse that they were teaching their
dog how to drive.
What kind of dog was it again?
What did they say a very sweet girl pit bull.
Okay.
All right.

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Well if you had to teach a dog how to drive pit bulls not a bad candidate.
Definitely better than a Chihuahua or a small breed dog.
I mean I think maybe your best bet would be like a greyhound.
They could probably handle the wheel and the pedals at the same time and they're also really
fast.
What if the dog was named Jesus?

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Well then it would be obvious that he has the wheel.
Yes I agree.
Okay good.
I just wanted to put more more needle drops in here as many as we could fit in every episode.
We pay for all these songs.
You know that Brian?
That's what you're doing.
You're doing a needle drop earlier.
I legitimately had no idea.

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Every time I'm just randomly saying song things.
It's definitely so I could put them in.
You don't hear them as often because you don't get to hear the whole episode afterwards really.
But there are quite a few in there.
Here's my message for listening to Happy Cast.
You'll text me and say the episode's up.
I'm like oh great.
I'll listen to about 15 minutes.

(01:14:46):
Look down and say like oh there's like an hour and a half left.
I live this.
I don't want to listen to the whole thing and I'll skip and listen to the last 10 minutes.
I'm like yeah that was a good episode.
That's what most of our listeners do too.
Right Q?
Exactly.
Yep.
You should listen to the Queen thing.
I put a song in there.
Anyway.
Oh I will.
So speaking of pitbulls, do you know any pitbull songs I can drop into?

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I'm afraid I don't.
I know he's a person and that's it.
I mean I think we just play Who Let the Dogs Out and call it the day at this point.
That's where we're going to outro to who let the dogs out.
Show over.
And then we pick up in feedback.
These credits roll.

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By the way if you had to guess what car would you think this dog was driving?
Like something sensible like a Toyota Camry.
That's exactly what I was thinking of.
What year?
1998.
That's what I was about to say.
Brian and I are actually about the same person.

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Wait a second.
Is Q an AI who's learning by being on the podcast?
Oh no I've been found out.
I mean no.
I don't know what you're talking about.
No it's a 96 Buick.
That would have been amazing if you were right.
I mean there's no way we top that.
I think that would just be the end of the podcast forever.

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Well I guess we better move on to whatever the fourth thing is.
The fourth thing is listener feedback.
If you'd like to contact the show we would love to hear from you.

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Our email address is happycastfeedbackatgmail.com.
Feel free to write an email and send it to us.
You can always record a voice message and we'll play that on the show.
Otherwise you can contact us via Facebook or shoot us a Twitter at or DM and we'll reply

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to those as well.
If you want to mail us a handwritten letter message me and I'll give you my address and
I'll read it live on the air.
Oh yeah we should start accepting handwritten letters.
That's pretty good.
Even with Photoshop challenge I guess it'd be like what scrapbooking challenge?
I mean we'd probably get something.
I remember a few years ago I solicited postcards on Facebook and I got quite a few so that

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was exciting.
Ooh.
I'm getting some of those too now.
Handwritten postcards?
Yes the most handwritten.
Handmade postcards?
No they seemed mass printed.
Oh lame.
First piece of feedback is from Neil the Orange Peel.

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He says hi chaps.
Wow two podcasts in two weeks.
It's like 2017 all over again.
My happy hour, his happy hour, this week is his new Garmin GPS sports watch.
He says I used to have a Fitbit which eventually gave up and died on me a couple of weeks ago.
I felt naked without a watch on my wrist so it feels good to finally get an upgrade on

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wrist.
I'm still trying to work out all the features but it tells the time so I'm good for the
moment.
I thought in England you could tell the time just by looking at the sun.
I thought they were naturally sundials.
No I think it's too cloudy.
That's I mean yeah.
Well he's not in London though.
I thought he was in the beautiful fields near castles and stuff.

(01:18:27):
That's true he was talking about being able to see sheep out in the distant field so maybe
you could tell the time via sunlight.
Can you tell the time through which direction sheep are facing?
I have heard that sheep always face the sun even at night.
They face where the sun would be around the earth.

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There you go.
That's why they lay down and go to sleep at night.
Yeah that's definitely why.
That checks out.
British listeners write in and tell us if British people can all tell time just by looking
at the sun and if our sheep trivia is real.
It is.
His bum patrol this week is hair.
Oh I didn't oops sorry to steal your thunder.

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Neil I'm really in need of a haircut.
In this current climate there are no barbers open.
Mrs. Peel has offered to do it with her set of horse clippers but I'm not that desperate
yet.
Yet.
And you should get some horse clippers.
Now what are horse clippers?
Clearly they're clippers for her shearing horses.

(01:19:30):
Or they're made out of horses.
Do they come with horse cloppers?
Sure they come in pairs you get clippers and cloppers.
I mean you have to.
So horse clippers are like their left shoe.
Yeah.
You get clipped in a box.
Also first thing I thought of when I heard horse clippers is if you've watched Ozark
season 3 they clip something off a horse or someone does.

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It gets.
What's the word?
Gelded?
You don't see it.
But that's the first thing I thought when I read horse clippers.
I'm like oh no don't use that on hair.
I need not know how to respond to that.

(01:20:10):
No.
No.
Absolutely not.
No.
No.
I'm reading the next part of the email.
I wasn't asking for a picture of that.
I would recommend a more vocal comma there.

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It's underlined and in bold.
It just says Photoshop challenge.
You have to understand how people have received that though.
But this is a video format so you should know.
Are you saying you can't see me this whole time?
I mean I can see you in my mind's eye.
Then why did I put on all this makeup and masks and stuff?

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I mean just to feel good about yourself.
Anyway Photoshop challenge.
Neil says.
I know you didn't really ask for one this week but I've done one anyway.
Hashtag rebel without a clue.
Anytime you manage to get across the pond I'm sure Rob and I would love to see a happy
cast live.
Keep up the great work.
Neil Orangepeel.

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The image which you will see when it is posted everybody who is hearing this.
There is Mrs. Doubtfire as the queen.
There is an Animal Crossing villager.
There is my bearer mascot on my snack.
R2 and C3PO are on top of what I assume is Buckingham Palace.
That's great.
I mean especially for a Photoshop challenge that we forgot to issue I think this is top

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notch work.
I know and this one.
I mean there's a lot to work with.
The Jim Carrey stuff.
The horse gelding.
All sorts of stuff.
No no no just the Jim Carrey thing.
On a horse at least.
I would like to see no horses involved whatsoever but that's just my personal preference.
So this is a blanket ban on horses.
A horse blanket.

(01:21:59):
Horse blanket ban.
Yes.
No blankets with horses on them.
No.
Well that is the feedback I have there and that's all we have unless I have something
on Facebook.
Oh fresh feedback.
Hot off the presses.
Didn't you get some sort of notification from one of the faux Injunerds or was that

(01:22:21):
a private?
Oh that was yeah that was a Facebook message from Mr. Pold who was like yeah I heard the
very recent shows Ben's got some crazy ideas and I was like you know Ben but you're going
to be on the show now.
That's what they want you to think.
They're trying to discredit me.

(01:22:42):
That's why they want me on the show probably is to discredit my ideas about them.
But they'll see.
I mean I feel like this is like a perfect podcast double feature.
Once you finish this episode hop over to their feed and listen to the latest episode of the
Injunerdy show.
Yeah and vice versa.
Oh actually we have one more piece of feedback.
I think it's an audio message from Q. Let's hear that.

(01:23:05):
Dear Ben and Brian, this is Q writing a lovely note to you that is definitely not being made
up by me in real time on the podcast.
No this was sent way before the recording of the podcast happened.
Well you know past me was really had a lot of commentary on the recording of the podcast.

(01:23:30):
Anyway my happy hour this week was getting handwritten notes.
My bummer patrol this week is what was my bummer patrol this week?
Not having a pet.
And I just wanted to comment on speaking of pets I just wanted to comment on the fact

(01:23:51):
that there are no cat photos of Ben's cats despite having talked about your cats on various
previous podcasts.
So I demand more cat photos even though it'll make me a little sad not having pets.
That is all for this week.

(01:24:12):
Stay healthy.
Q.
Oh that was some great feedback.
Wow I didn't I forgot that we received that definitely before the show.
Yeah why did we even have Q on if she'd have said all the same stuff but way shorter.
Yeah I know right I'm just much more adept at writing than I am at speaking.
What can I say?
Although I mean I do think coming out of that feedback we should definitely do a Facebook

(01:24:36):
thread where everybody shares pictures of their pet cats.
I agree.
I agree.
Well we'll see Ben's cat, we'll see Caitlyn's cat who I think was named Lars.
I can't remember.
I think it's Mars.
Oh right Mars.
Also we need video of like the cat flushing the toilet.

(01:24:57):
Oh right.
That I assume Caitlyn has taught now that she's had some time with the cat.
Wait it's Marsh you thought you heard Mars.
Yes that's right.
I thought she said Mark which is her fiance.
I would hope Mark could use the toilet and flush.
So we were all right kind of and that we were all wrong.

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Exactly.
We did it.
Oh if you want pictures of my cat feel free to befriend my wife on Facebook she has a
lot of them pictures of cats not a lot of Facebooks.
Right she has a lot of Facebook accounts friend one of those.
They're all over the place.
Does she have a lot of faces in books?
Yes we actually collect them.
Cool.
No.

(01:25:40):
Great.
Don't look them up eventually don't worry about that yet.
I don't want to out her secrets.
This is a very unsettling note to end the podcast on.
All right settle it Brian settle it.
Final something note.
Hey wow so here we are at the end of another episode three in a row.

(01:26:00):
I think that's got to be some kind of record.
Tic tac toe.
I will once again thank you for joining us.
You were a great guest as always.
Oh thank you.
I'll thank Ben Ben thank you for being the best co-host in the entire podcast game.
Oh what about you.

(01:26:22):
I can be the second best.
No I think you're the best co-host or retired retired for first.
Okay we can share that.
We'll share that honor.
Oh that's close.
And last lastly but not leastly I'd like to thank everyone for listening.
You know we know that your time is valuable so thank you for spending the last I don't

(01:26:45):
know 90 minutes with us or if you're like me and just listening to it in like 10 minute
chunks over the course of several days that's usually how I do podcasts.
But anyway so this was great.
We'll do it again next week and until next time remember stay safe.
Have a happy week.

(01:27:30):
I'll find some weird song like I did last time.
I mean sure we can summon a weird song.
Summon?
Yeah that's how.
Like with a like with a like a pentagram and stuff.
Like I don't know what kind of podcast you guys are running here but I mean I'm not that
advanced I was just gonna use a Ouija board to summon a song.

(01:27:53):
Do it.
Okay why does the feather stiffen the board.
I don't know how Ouija boards work.
Well, that's to make you float.
Oh, oh.
You have to put your hand on the planchette and it spells out letters.
Did you say planchette?
Like a smaller blanch?
Is it called a planchette?
I gotta flip this up now.

(01:28:15):
Yep, planchette.
French for little plank.
Oh, okay.
Hands on the little plank, everyone.
All right.
Oh, Ouija board music spirits.
What obscure, weird song should we play?
What's it say?

(01:28:35):
It's pointing at...
Well, yeah, yeah.
Wow, I haven't thought about this song in forever.
It's an oldie but a goodie.
Would you say it's a ghost of a song?
Sure, yeah, it is a ghost of a song.
It's the song, the Ghostbusters theme?

(01:28:59):
Ghostbusters 2?
I'm not playing the Ghostbusters theme.
Find a ghost song.
Go.
Song's about ghosts.
A song from Ghost.
Ghost Writers in the Sky.
Oh.
That's the only ghost song we have.
That's the only one I can think of.
Wait, I'll Google ghost songs.
I'm already on it.

(01:29:20):
Oh, wow.
You're ahead of the game, Ben.
There's not a lot of great ones.
Yeah, that's not going to work.
There's a band called Ghost.
I mean, well, no.
I would say we should just play the song from Ghost, but then I quickly realized I was thinking
about the song from Dirty Dancing.
They're the same song.
Basically.

(01:29:40):
And it's basically the same movie.
Yeah, pretty much.
I mean, I like to think that every Patrick Swayze movie, he's actually playing the same
character.
The ghost from Ghost, the bank robber from Point Blank, the dance instructor from Point
Blank, the director from Dirty Dancing.
Yep.
And what else?
The rest.
Yeah.

(01:30:00):
What else was Ian?
Are they in the opposite basketball team?
All the Patrick Swayze's?
Oh, yeah.
The Swayze's.
Maybe.
Honestly, I think I know three Patrick Swayze movies.
I listed them all.
Well, that's going to be an unfair team against the Jim Carrey team.
I mean, they're just so good.
I mean, it's not Swayze's fault that Jim Carrey has such a vast oeuvre to select characters

(01:30:29):
from.
Mostly from the 90s.
Yeah, sure.
It's heyday.
Are you actually still recording this right now?
I am recording this.
Has the after show ever just been like what happens directly after the show, like real
time?
It has, yes.
OK.
I mean, I think this could be it.
I think we dust off our hands and call it a day.

(01:30:52):
I think this has been a great after show.
I think this is fantastic.
Yeah.
Roadhouse?
Oh, Roadhouse.
Sure.
Same character.
He was in Donnie Darko?
I never saw it.
Red Dawn?
The Outsiders?
Oh, the Outsiders.
Yeah.
Never saw those either.
Wait, was he in Dirty Dancing Havana Nights?

(01:31:15):
What?
Oh, like as a cameo, like he was like the Nick Fury character who shows up to recruit
people for more dirty dancing.
That's like the what your favorite joke, right?
It is my favorite joke, much like like your nothing, oops all jokes.
Yeah.
Oh, I love oops all.

(01:31:35):
Sure.
Mine is people recruiting people at the end of movies.
What would that sound like?
Retruding?
Wait, wait, wait.
What are we?
It's Swayze recruiting.
Wait, or someone recruiting Patrick Swayze?
No, it's Swayze recruiting more people for dirty dancing.
Oh, OK.
It would be like, kid, I saw you out there.

(01:31:56):
That was those are some pretty sick dance moves.
But what if I told you there's another style of dancing, a more dirty style of dancing?
How would you join the dirty dancing initiative?
Thanks, Joe Robinson.
Thanks, Tom Servo.
I want to kiss up this guy.
OK, now if you'll all look at your sheet music, we can rehearse my new song.
You wrote a Christmas song?

(01:32:17):
Hey, there's no tradition like a new tradition.
Wait a minute.
Let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas?
Yeah, yeah, based on my favorite movie, Roadhouse.
Come on, what the heck does Patrick Swayze have to do with Christmas?
Hey, you keep Christmas in your way and let me keep it in mine, OK?
Oh, come on, Servo.
It seems like a nice enough sentiment.
We can give it a shot.
All right, OK.
OK.
12-8 time, key of A flat major.

(01:32:38):
Oh, good.
Cam-bot, shoot him the tune.
OK, you'll just have to stay with me, everybody.
OK?
OK, it starts written out.
Let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas by Crow T. Robot.
Paul, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas?
Right.
Hit it, Cam-bot.
Oh, oh, I start.
I get it.
I'm sorry.
OK, pick it up.
Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in.

(01:33:06):
We'll gather at the Roadhouse with our next of kin.
Not bad.
And Santa can be our regular Saturday night thing.
We'll decorate a barstool and gather round and sing.

(01:33:26):
Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas this year.
Or we'll tear your throat out and kick you in the ear.
Oh, hold it, Cam-bot, stop it.
Crow, I don't know if I think this is an appropriate sentiment anymore for Christmas.

(01:33:46):
Hey, what, like a good action sequence don't belong at Christmas?
Well, no, it's just that I've never heard of an action sequence in a Christmas carol before.
Well, then grab hold of your socks and read on, Joe Robinson.
OK, pick it up from measure 20, Cam-bot.
Lovely intro note, very tasteful.
Thank you.

(01:34:07):
It's my way or the highway this Christmas at my bar.
I'll have to smash your kneecaps if you bastards touch my car.
I got the word that Santa has been stealing from the till.

(01:34:27):
I think that that right jolly old elf better make out his will.
Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas one and all.
And this can be the haziest.
Whoa.
Ooh.

(01:34:48):
This can be the laziest.
Ooh.
Ha ha.
This can be the Swayze-est Christmas of them all.
Oh, I think we did it.

(01:35:12):
Yeah.
That's a podcast and an after show.

(01:35:36):
But anyway, gotta crop out that holidays approach.
Who wants the wide up?

(01:35:58):
There's an internal cottage now
She's walking through the front door
With seven chairs, seven plates
Seven beds who could be living here
The evil queen she's getting so angry

(01:36:19):
She make a plan, she talk to the wall
She take a look right into the mirror
She say who's the fairest fairest of all?
Here's a boy who shout out

(01:36:43):
Say I'm gonna bring you a poison apple
Don't eat it if you're missing, don't eat it now, no no
Say I'm gonna bring you a poison apple
Don't eat it if you're missing, don't eat it now, no no

(01:37:05):
Miss New England's sleeping now
She's waiting for a bitch charming
Look they're sleepy, they're sleazy
Pashful, dopey, hoppy, grumpy, dark

(01:37:27):
They talk about dwarfs, maybe little man
But he got big heart, wanna work your god
But he don't know where to start
You look her in the eye but you can't look back
Comes a super lime and mini the prince charm
And the crank come lurking, different super lyric
And then the plea descendant, mini the happy end
And then the sassoria
And then the 00

(01:37:49):
Who walks the wide up?

(01:38:18):
Yeah!
Thanks Baja Man!
Now let me see you move your feet!
Cause we got that beat and we're taking it to the street!
Here's Myra!

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