Eddie Chat pod #2 - The Good, The Bad, The Fool Hardy

Enter the fever dream, Stream of consiousness, as Eddie tries to  tie in a multitude of topics into a red thred. Reflecting over a wide range of topics, from his detractors on Reddit to Alex Ferguson. 
Comparing Ryanairs business practices to dealers getting you hooked on samples, 
Hazardous driving conditions, Billionares, Gurus, film trivia, cars and the innappropriate use of scallions. 

Tips - Paypal/Maloneysdigest 
Patreon - Hardy bucks 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:10):
I was going, man, Yeah, great to be back. Welcome
to Eddie's chap had Part two.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Crazy. That's how it goes, miss, people living like a whole.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
The great Osie Osborne man, now Ozzie, he'd be doing
well around town, you know what I mean. Like if
OZI lived around Castletown, I don't think he ever would
have got out of town, man, I mean, I just
don't think he would have had the same opportunities. Like
you know what I mean. He was in Birmingham, home
of other legends such as Led Zeppelin and Judas Priest

(00:56):
the other lad's deaf Leopard. I think some other he's
ub forty as well, great hard rockers. But if he
was there, man, if he was down living in Castletown,
you know, he probably just would have ended up working
down and done creebies or been on the doll or
maybe took a bit of a paint and decorating job.
I don't know, man, Maybe he would have went to Dublin,

(01:16):
who knows. But I just want to say fair play
to your Aussie lad. Your sound. You know, you drank
through two livers, but you managed to beat the fucking transplant,
so you did well. Fair Play to your Ozzie lad
you had a good woman there besides you though, to
be fair, like Sharon, she was a good woman, like
she put up with you and I know you were

(01:37):
doing match stuff like at the time when she took
the keys off you and your clothes so you couldn't
go out and buy drink. So you put one of
her nineties on and drove the track the lawnmower to
the shops. And that is dedication to the session. Now,
a lot of people would look at if an average man,
let's say, a man who was driving an Audi A six,

(02:00):
you know, metallic green finish, nice alloys. You know, maybe
an S line body kit who had a couple of kids,
a job in some sort of charted accountant, nice house,
sound wife. If he did that, now there'd be a
lot of talk around the town. But like the great

(02:21):
thing is when you're a rock star, like let's say
Ozzy Osbourne or Eddie van Halen, you know, it's it's
kind of like a prerequisite that you behave in such
a manner that as shocking and as jarring as it
is to ordinary people, that you can actually you're expected
to behave like that. Such headers as Oliver Reed, who

(02:44):
actually with a good friend of mine. Erwhile we did
an interview with Keith Moon's wife, Swedish woman, and I
asked her about once about a story that an old
friend of mine callin mcewe told me about Keith Moon
and Oliver Reed going on a session where they took

(03:04):
gorilla tranquilizers that one of the lad's friends got from
a zoo, presumably London's zoo, and took gorilla tranquilizers and
ended up going up on a helicopter and apparently Keith
couldn't use his legs for three days afterwards. You know
that's the kind of session now. And another thing, my

(03:25):
old boy, right, he came up with this big pearl
of wisdom. Well, we're not a pearl of wisdom or
of a pearler of a revelation that back in the
seventies he was in London working on the site and
apparently he was on the looseners with Olli Reed, and
I was like, no fucking way, you're on the pints
with Oliver Reed. I was quite and I was like,

(03:48):
get over it, man, And you never told me this,
tell me the story. So he said he was down
in a pub somewhere I don't know, Croydon or someplace Wimbledon.
And he was playing a bit of guitar, The good Doon,
the god Doom, the Kadoon, the good Dooo ended the
main for me, or Doom, the go Doon, the go
doon do. I am worked in Bristol Doom, the good Dom,

(04:11):
the good Doon. It worked in Norfolk Doom, the Goodoon,
the good Doo Hackleypole, quite right. I was playing a
few chunes anyway, son, and next thing, Oliver Reed walks in,
lends a couple of paintings in front of me, and
he said, he goes not a bad old chune, Paddy,

(04:31):
And I asked how many how many pints did he
bring down to your dad? I'll go four or five
of them. I said, fair play here, you're so man, Dad.
I was if I if I was to come out
of any sack at all, I'm glad I came out
of your sack. Fair play here, as the old saying goes,

(04:53):
brother from a different sack, I always got you back.
And that's gospel, according to Ernest Hemingway. Now, how was
the weekend? Did you get on? Well? Did you have
good old crack. Oh she's cowled out, man, She's cowlded
in Hillary Clinton's fucking clitoral region. Oh and that's a

(05:16):
cold spot, man. That's why poor old Bill had to
go to Epstein's Island. He was just doing but a schnorkle, man,
you know what I mean. He was playing chess on
the beach. He wants to play chess on the beach.
Come on, here's Jeffy. It's funny, like, now everyone can
talk about that, but if you brought that up a
couple of years ago, people are be like, conspiracy theories. Oh,

(05:39):
it's mad, Like, it's funny how people just lack the
imagination to accept the fact that there are indeed villains
up to bad shit. They're like, no, man, that wouldn't happen.
You don't think it would happen because you probably live
a normal life, do you know what I mean? You
go to work, your parents are sound. Yeah, you probably

(05:59):
have you know, a couple of skeletons in the closet. Again,
every family, you know me, maybe the owl doll has
a bit of a secret lemonade drink or you know,
you're you know, your your dad maybe fucking had another
woman on the side there, you know, the usual out
fucking shit like you know what I mean, but you
just can't the way the world works at the very top, man,

(06:21):
I guarantee you they're bloody weirdos. Man. They've gone wrong
in their brain box. They've they've been given too much
good stuff. They don't they don't have to understand, they
don't understand the struggle. He's not in, he's not here.
Come back later on. He'll be back later, He'll be back.

(06:47):
Good luck now. Sorry, that was a woman here looking
for a buzz McDonald. Man. He's I don't know what
the fuck he's been at lately. He's been just driving
around late nights and there's there's women, older women from
America coming over trying to get a hold of him.
He's been doing dodgy shit.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Man.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
He's been hanging out with the wrong crowd lately. Man,
been hanging out with this lad called Mickey Cash from
the States. He's really fucking trying to I don't know.
He's going around saying stuff such as, ain't my problem?
What you can do about it? Fucking Mickey Cash man. Oh,
I'll mention him in the Hardy Book, which is coming

(07:27):
back I've been listening to it.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
I've been listening to the many words that I've been
pouring over, and I've just been like, why you didn't
I just get it done at the time, man, But
I get distracted, do you know what I mean? Like
I had to stop there while you're one was shouting
through the bloody window looking for fucking McDonald to give
her the wooden pudding.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
So yeah, that's about that fucking crack there. I'm going
back into that's the battles fall. It's gonna gow Het
other door players, other door Louis yes or no? Now okay,
sweight hot no no. I saw a back to Simon
Cowll crack. I think he might have a bit of
aspergers or something, man, because I noticed there was an

(08:14):
old fellaw who came in and he accidentally thought that
he was going to a Britain's Got Talent audition and
it turned out he'd landed up in Glasgow an X
Factor and he started playing the spoons and you want
to see Simon Cowell's face when he was going, oh
that sound no. I mean last year I described someone

(08:34):
as being the worst singer in America. You're probably the
worst singer in the world. That's about as far as
that's gonna go. I'm not gonna be talking about fucking
Simon Cowll anymore, or will I. He's just one of
those go to guys that is in my head when
I reach for stuff, it's like so ether here mer,
doctor Phil, you've got problems. You got big problems. Miss

(08:57):
you look what you're doing your poor father. Yeah, doctor
philm he's on the Trump train and that was he.
It's funny, like like everyone's all Trump's gone, all mainstream men.
Do you know what I mean? Like fucking everyone's like Trump.
You know what about fucking twenty sixteen when he was
coming out with mad shit. I don't know, man, Like

(09:19):
I said, like a step before, I don't care what's
going on over there. It's all political theater. It's all
lies and deception and it's big, one big reality TV
show where the writers are writing stuff and the people
fall for it and they wear little red hats and

(09:41):
they gotta conventions.

Speaker 5 (09:42):
Yesterday, mart the fourth anniversary of the Capitol Riots that
many people compare it to seven Nagasaki's four Hiroshimers and
two entire World War two and World War WI ones.
Combined with a sprinkling of Vietnam. It was a terrible day.

(10:05):
It was an awful day for the Capitol and all
the good people that work there. There's so many great workers,
so many bad people, bad bad real bad dudes, real
bad bad dudes. A lot of bad dudes working there,
bad bad dudes. Some of my friends are bad dudes,

(10:25):
but bad dudes in a good way. There's in guys
that lights a cruise around on Route sixty six on
American Choppers. My good friend the Walrus from Orange County Choppers.
Great show, great show. Him and his son, they used
to fight like cat and dog, but at the end
of the day they were very tight with each other,

(10:46):
very very tight, just like me and my sons, very
very tight. Tighter than the Duck's house, Lady and gentlemen,
tighter than the Duck's house. Yes, yes, indeed, the inauguration
would be taking place very shortly, about nine days from now.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
I will be back. I will be back again. Yes indeed.

Speaker 5 (11:05):
I hope you're expecting so much winning, so much winning.
I hope you're enjoying the Eddie Durkin podcast. This is
a great guy, and he's a great guy, A lot
of people on Reddit have been very upset with him lately,
and I know I told him this is gonna happen
when you're on Reddit.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
You know.

Speaker 5 (11:23):
Reddit is one of those places where people just want
to go to agree with each other instead of challenging
each other's opinion. You see as very very dangerous, very
dangerous place. Read a very dangerous lot of guys out
there who they don't know what they're doing. They're just
they're they're called player haters. My good friend Montell Williams,
he calls them player haters. Hey players, big ballers, big

(11:46):
big ballers.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
I can hear you now. They're on Reddit seething at
this now. Reddit. Some people on Reddit, they're seething.

Speaker 5 (11:54):
They're like, Okay, this impression has been time probably to
a better way, better stand. I'd like that guy who
did the Instagram videos. Very good, very good, very good impression.
I'm very graceful about how I take the impression, and
I did. I thought I would. I would put him
in my cabinet to let him know if I was
to do any important phone cause I would say you

(12:16):
could you please take the phone there? And I'm quite busy.
I'm talking to Jiping and China, and there's some real
deadlocked in some tariff talk and we're going to get
that straightened out. If you could please go and have
a word with Vlad or whoever's ringing. I don't know.
I don't know NARLS Barkley or someone or some are

(12:37):
well wishers wishing me well on my inauguration.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
I'm back in. We're going to clean house. We're going
to clean house. But bag to Reddit.

Speaker 5 (12:46):
I was reading the reddit there recently, and I have
to say it was very predictable, very very predictable. Indeed,
not so many people. There was a few people who
posted the same thing over and over again. I bet
I've probably met these people in real life, and I
can say I can guess how it would have taken place.
They would have been in waiting in the wings of

(13:07):
some sort of ale house or someplace a public place,
where they would have huddled around in a group, behaving
nonchalant and trying to be all cool. I know that
they recognize me because I'm a very recognizable person. I
have very very people say to me all the time.
You're very very very recognizable. You're very beautiful, very handsome,
You've got very big hands, very large hands. You do

(13:29):
indeed have the making of a varsity athlete. You do.
Your hands are very huge, very huge. There was a
rumor about my hands being small, but that's just because
I was reading the Financial Times newspaper, and as you know,
they're very very large newspapers. So but I can indeed
preamp what you're thinking. They're on Reddit, the Hardibucks subredded,

(13:49):
I can indeed preamp what you're saying there. You're like, Okay,
Shane Gillis did a better impression there at the kill
Tony there last year, very good. I was very impressed
with that, so much so heh that Tony came and
he came to the convention in New York and Medicine
Square Garden. Great turnout, great turnout. Some of that, some
of the jugs didn't quite land, especially when they were

(14:10):
talking about Israel and Palestine, the confident down there. I'm
gonna sort that out. As soon as I got into
our fice day one. That war is over. The war
is over, and happy Christmas and happy New Year. Let's
hope it's a good one without any fear. I should
also stop the war in Ukraine, will stop immediately day one,

(14:35):
two minutes into my presidency, I'm gonna phone up Cleanski.
I'm gonna phone up Putin. I'm gonna say, enough of
this fighting, guys. There is no reason why you should
be fighting with each other like this. You were all
supposed to be slavic men, after all, strong men with
a pinchon for driving ladders and enjoying vodka, very smooth

(14:58):
vodka with the heavy's very good and smooth.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Sorry about that. I just got it. When it happens,
it's like, I'm I feel like Beyonce. You know, I've
definitely got the same quality of legs as are good,
shapely strong thighs. Ooh, how would you like that thigh gap?
But I do. Indeed, the way she invokes Sasha Fierce
when she's up on stage, I'm a bit like that.

Speaker 5 (15:23):
When I go into this voice, I cannot help it,
you see, because it's like a groove that.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
I can't get out of. People will be there on Reddit.
I can see you there now on Reddit. Oh god,
one lad was saying, oh, he was was asking people
to donate to his Reddit man, and I was like,
donate sorry to his PayPal. What I mean? What was
that like, you mean PayPal Ford slash Maloney's Digest. I said,
PayPal forward slash Maloney's Digest, just to make sure you

(15:52):
know where to send the balling of cash. It is
indeed PayPal forward slash Maloney's Digest. You can send whatever
you like there, man, and I tell you and I'll
be very happy with that now, very happy. Indeed, I
have to get a couple of bags of cold heat
the house man, because we've started breaking up the furniture
and throwing it into the fire. And yeah, the kid's

(16:14):
toys went in there last night. So it's very it's
very almost like I am Daniel Blake levels of destitution.
So I really really need those donations to PayPal Ford
slash Moloney's Digest. Look, you don't have to, you don't
have to. I was just saying it was just in
case someone was like, you know what, man for a
fucking play the Dirk in there. Man, he's putting a

(16:35):
bit of chat out there. It is mindless waffle sometimes, yes,
it is, indeed, and he does come across as a
bit better. But that's what I'm about. Man. I'll tell
you one thing. When I'm not complaining and giving out.
That's the fucking day. You better be worried, because that's
the day you know that I'm fucking doing well. And
that'll be the day, Oh, my fellow bagroogers, that will

(16:58):
be the day that you'll belie fuck him anyway, he
got himself that nice fucking holiday home down in Portugal,
didn't he, bastard. Oh he's doing well for himselves, n't
he turns out those fucking stocks and fucking shares he
bought and fucking wet wipes they came good on the
on the market light, you know what I mean. Oh,

(17:19):
he's doing very well. He's like the cat that got
the fucking creams. Oh yes, oh, the cat that got
the cream I tell you one thing, Bastard, he buy
me a fucking binte tight fucking east Mayo, bastard, dirty
fucking ginger, bastard head on him like fucking Eric Staltz
after a fucking heavy night on Yeager Bombs. Now listen,

(17:44):
I can. I can talk shape with the best of them.
Oh yes, put me in the podcast with anyone, man,
I'll be like, oh, come here, that's a good point there.
I love the I love the way these microphones hang
down upside down. That's there. You know you're in the
Popper studio when you have little arms attached to the
table like it's like one of those college jobs local

(18:05):
community radio. You can just move the microphone. See, I'm
just using this yetti microphone on the table. But what
I've done to insulate the acoustics, I put a furry
cushion in front of it and two cushions around the
side to give it the illusion that I'm in a studio. Man,
I'm in headspace up in Dublin. Actually, I'm not fucking
above the Lombard Pub there. Man, in the studio, I've

(18:27):
got nine lads treating the audio there, so do do do?

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Do?

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Enjoy that? Now, let's go into some of the some
of the topics there. Did you see the Fulham ip
switched there at the weekend?

Speaker 5 (18:40):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (18:40):
Man, what a class game. Man, I don't even know
who won. Liverpool played United. It was a two all draw,
you know? Are we looking at Liverpool?

Speaker 2 (18:48):
You know?

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Is it the usual old crack of being top of
the table until Christmas and then running out of steam?
I don't know, man, I just don't fucking know. And
I'm sure if you're in you're not very happy about
about that, like, but you know what, man, Look he
had a good twenty years run started under Ferguson. Then

(19:09):
he knew the crack. He trained up the boys in
the academy, he brought them through you know what I mean.
It was a homegrown team, not nowadays where you've got
young lads boys man boys children. I mean lads who
were young enough to be my son. That's how old
I am now, that's how far any ambitions of being

(19:29):
a professional footballer have gone into the rearview mirror. Fair
player to Mourinho though, see, I don't think he had
anything to do with football. He was just a translator.
But he was doing a bit of translating with some
Spanish book. Or was he Portuguese? It would make more
sense of his Portuguese the porthole, lad, I don't know, man,
you know what this is. This is information lads. Some

(19:52):
lads who I can't even remember, told me in a
pub once it was probably my trusty loyal henchman Gavishgonian
at nine Gravishconian. You are indeed a trusty henchman. Nothing
but love for you, baby, piece up a town down
one love yeay Damn. I was watching movie there the

(20:17):
other day. Man, it's an old movie. It's got Dennis Quaid.
Dennis Quaid, No, actually not Dennis Quaid. Dennis Quaid was
in inner space any given Sunday as the aging QB quarterback.
I don't know why I said QB then quarterback. I
just had to say quarterback in case there's no people,
some listeners who weren't privy to the terminology of shorthand

(20:39):
American football jobs. How about those packers, man, how about
those packers? I tried to get into the old American football?
Do you know what I mean? If I was in
case I was missing the trick started following the old Pats,
the old Boston jobs Patriots typically. Then when I got
into them, that was shite.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Bill Bird as well.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Out they're talking about sportsman, a nice little section about sports.
Do you like the sports day? Do you like the
way if you run a pub, for example, even if
you're not into sports and you run a pube, you're
working a pub in some capacity, the osmosis of football
sporting trivia comes into your brain because you need to
preemptively anticipate the fact that there's gonna be a big

(21:24):
sports game on such as Liverpool United there the weekend.
It's funny that, isn't it. But as I was saying, like,
you know, you know, as much as I detested Manchester
United back in the nineties and the naughties, I have
to say, like Ferguson, he was fucking solid, you know.
And even when I look back at the days of
Mark Hughes, Schmichael Ince, Salskyer, fucking yap Stam Cantona, Gigs,

(21:53):
Beckham Schools, as much as the Cups were winning everything
and beating Liverpool, much to my dissatisfaction, I have to
say I have to have to take my hands after them,
did neverucking hands after them? And we'll look into the
bars here and I'm gonna say it, the Red Devils.
I said that at the Triple six march. Ha ha,

(22:14):
the Triple six mark should I say Mark of the Beast? Oh,
the Red Devils united, and people are gonna be like, oh,
man Durkin. Durkin did some sort of satanic ritual on
the fucking podcast. I was like, no, man, it was
just a coincidence that I was talking about man United
the Red Devils while the Triple six number came and
you shall know him by the number of the Beast.

(22:35):
That was from the Book of Revelations. There the final
book written by Saint John of Patmoss in exile in
a cave. It was the last in the Biblical canon,
and it is used often primarily by Schofield Bible evangelicals
in America to fucking put the willies of people, as in,

(22:58):
like pay loads of money to this megadome church now
before he comes back. And I kind of think to myself, like,
you know, I ended up going to one of these
evangelical jobs a couple of years ago. Yeah, And I
walked in accidentally and I was like, I should go
and have a look at it. I'll tell you one thing.
You want to see the setup man banging all of
some speakers all over the place. They had those little

(23:19):
wooden cubes to shape the resonance in the room and
the acoustics, And I was like, jeez, man, they got
a great set up here. It'd be a class little
venue for a fucking chat party. Lad's doing backbreakers, listening
to such works as DJ Tall, Paul Mark, Mark Miles, Children,

(23:44):
Beauty bount Bountom or other fucking classics such as Operation Blade, Person.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
The place London.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
It's like that, and that's the way it brew. Good
old days, as Arnold Schwarzenegger said in Predator when Dylan
said to him, hey, you remember Afghanistan, Ha ha, good
old base. They were good old days out there when
he was working for the fucking hard lads beyond probably

(24:18):
fighting against the Russians. Man. I was watching Predator again
there recently. What a film, man, It's nearly forty years old,
thirty eight years old, now, that is what a film, man,
What a film? You know as much as I love
Predator and Predator too, just and I was spoken about
this time and time again, man, like, how do you

(24:39):
fucking mess up the concept of Aliens versus Predator? And
I know Aliens versus Predator, man, I know the canon,
I know the back catalog of it. Like I remember
I had a comic book back in the day when
I was thirteen, and it was great to see Aliens
versus Predator, and on the back page it was like
Aliens versus Batman. And I was like, what's going on there? Man?

(25:01):
How how did this happen? But you know, those good old,
good old comic book days, I never did get into
the comic book stuff really because I was like, how
the fuck am I supposed to collect all of them?
And therefore I never bothered. It was a bit like
when e Err was on TV when I was a kid,
er Shorthand for Emergency Room, and I remember thinking, Oh,

(25:23):
I'll get round to watching this eventually, But I've missed
so many episodes. Man, there's no point in getting into
them now. Now if I wanted, I could probably watch
er now, But why would I fucking bother man? Do
you know what I mean? Like, I may as well
go back and watch The Wire. I only seen The
Wire once in twenty eleven Spotbags New Amsterdame. You know.
But considering now that Idris Elba is in absolutely everything,

(25:47):
it's kind of ruined it for me. I mean, look,
Idris Elba is a fantastic actor, there's no doubt about it.
But it's just that, you know, typical to the old
Hollywood fucking film game. As soon as your foots in
the door, let's just make it easier for the casting
directors by just hiring the same people all the time.
Benedict Cumberpatch, fucking Tommy Hidleston, you know, and I'll tell

(26:09):
you one thing, right, these are boys that got into
the acting. They had the money. They didn't need to
do it for the fucking fact that they were skilled.
They did it because they liked it, and the casting
directors knew. There wasn't a smell of desperation of them
that they were looking for the big break that they wanted.
They were trying to break into the acting game. They
were like, Oh, don't worry, I'll take my own plane

(26:32):
over to Hollywood for this audition. And they were like, wow,
his passion english man. And then they got all the jobs.
Man Green Lantern, No, what is it? Fucking doctor, fucking mysterio. No,
what's what's the man's name? The fucking the lad who
has the portholes? Now, Man, you're listening to it. They're going, oh, yeah, doctor,

(26:56):
what's his name? Man, there was the latest Spider Man
Spider Verse job. I'm not I'm not gonna look it up. Man,
you're listening to this and you're going, I know it, Man,
it's not my Sterio doctor Tang from BTUO series one.
What the fuck's his name? Man? Doctor doctor Steve Lavint,

(27:19):
fuck doctor hold on, I've got to check this out. Man,
I'm sorry about this. You're thinking, why am I listening
to this?

Speaker 5 (27:25):
Man?

Speaker 1 (27:25):
This is fucking ring. I'm like our funck off. You're
getting it for free, man, do you know what I mean?
Doctor Swazi, doctor Maravin, fucking portals. Let's see what comes up,
Doctor Strange. There you go, he's a weird fucker man,
Doctor Strange, the portal Master. Now you know, it took
me so long to find out what Benedict Cumberbatch's name was.

(27:49):
I nearly forgot the point of this, which was him,
Damian Lewis and Tom Hiddleston they came from. I'd say
they're all there and eating, eating fucking food with Boris
Johnson and the boys. That Boris Johnson's a fucking wanker man,
like one an arsoul? Do you know what I mean?
How did that man become the prime Minister? I was

(28:09):
looking up. He was apparently an awful, bad bastard and
a bully in school. He was a bad bastard man,
I heard himself and fucking Stephen Fry they would go
out a tow to toe. He's fucking smeareden extra vergin
olive oil while lads and robes stood there with tiki
torches just shouting from the shadows. It was like some

(28:32):
sort of erotic fight club off posh bastards. That's where
fucking Stephen Frye apparently got the nose broken. Man. They
said it was in a rugby match, but it was
him fighting Boris Johnson over a fucking pot noodle in eating.
And I'll tell you one thing. The winner was doing
some fucking eating that night of a nice king size chicken,

(28:54):
the mushroom pot noodle. What do you make pot noodles lads? Jerry?
Then when you're stuck many the time back in the
olden days school breaks, man, I just need a pot
noodle curry flavor and I'll be like, oh, cheers for that.

Speaker 5 (29:12):
Man.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Or if you're ever going on a camping trip, you
know what I mean, like, might make one of them.
It's hot food at the end of the day, you
know what I mean. Now, with that said, camping trips
like that, if there was no bins, you'd be forced
to carry hard plastic unless you were an ignorant brick
and you just left the shite there after you have

(29:33):
someone else to clean up. Ah, how's it going, man?
I know you're listening to the same podcast. But I
took a couple of days break there for the crack.
Do you know what I mean? I was just like,
stuff happened, and what are you gonna do? Man? As
Johnny Lennon would say, shit happens when I was planning
other things. Baby, Oh right, where was I Yeah? So

(29:56):
the better news man, I see. Fucking supreme emp of
people's consciousness. Elon Musk is the talk of the tone.
Everyone's talking about them around the global world because he
now owns X. I want to have X on the phone.
Come on, it's distracting X on the phone. I get
me mules from X mans in the X men, from

(30:17):
fucking Marville. I keep talking about Merville. It's just one
of those things that bled into my subconscious Oh the
fucking scold of tea boy. People are saying on fucking Reddit,
always copying the viper's voice. No am I fuck? Where
do you think he got the voice? Right? Do you
think it was just Do you think it just happened

(30:38):
in the vacuum? Do you think it just happened in
the vacuum. I'm gonna play a song for you now.
This is the song about Reddit boys.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Reddit boys, you get your information from a world news,
get your information from our forward slash public freek out,

(31:10):
and the mods will let you know. They'll let you
know what it is approved. Conflicting opinions will be removed.
Reddit man, I see you in your day job, sitting

(31:34):
in your office, trying to escape the drudgery of water
cooler talk, the latest fucking pub talk. I know my

(31:57):
opinions are so spicy.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
People think, and me as well be living on the moon.
Oh baby, I blue the beans welcome back. That was
a musical interlude. And I took a two day break
because you know, things happen in my life, man, in

(32:23):
my life, in my life, random shit tics place. Do
you know what happens, man? Do you know what happens?
Like fucking seriously, Like started doing this a couple of
days ago, like, and then I had to take a
break and then came back again, and then I forgot.
I was like, oh, I have to listen to the
whole lot again. So then I was like, all the

(32:44):
audio levels, man, all the audio levels. And then I
had to go into town do fool things. And then
today I was supposed to be doing stuff, but I'm
up to London Town tomorrow and listen. You don't know, man, Yeah,
you don't know that I'm missing sleep because I said
I said that I'd be putting a podcast out today,

(33:07):
which is Friday. But it's not Friday anymore. It's now Saturday,
the eleventh of January. So yeah, I'm losing sleep, man.
I've got to be up for a fucking flight, bloody
Ryan air flight of all flights. It's not like the
good old days, like a fancy flight with British Airways,

(33:27):
but they're like, oh, would you like a free cake?
Here's a sandwich? Do you want an little bit of
Johnny Walker?

Speaker 3 (33:32):
There?

Speaker 1 (33:33):
I could take another one, shed have a bit of
Coke cola with that, then go on Johnny and coke? Man,
do you want ice? Oh? Do you want a bloody
Mary Art's on the house? Man? And then you'd be
coming off the British Airways half steamed. But you see
Ryan airman, you know Michael o'leery, Yes, Michael, you did
offer very punctual, affordable, gaudy color schemed. Yeah, practically, you

(34:04):
know what I mean. Fucking all right, I'm beating around
the bush. It's annoying, fucking shit, man, yes, it's cheap.
It's cheerful, opened up aviation to the common man. But
at what cost? Now, fucking Sass isn't even part of
the fucking Star Alliance group, man, And that's because Michael
O'Leary that you knew what you do. You know what
you will like OLERI right, you will like the fucking

(34:26):
drug dealer you came along. You're like, yeah, man, here's
a bag of that. Have a nice bag of that
dushed good stuff, isn't it fucking keep it?

Speaker 3 (34:36):
Man?

Speaker 1 (34:37):
And then the person who was taking the dushed or
whatever fucking heroine jobs hard stuff. They'll be like, jeese,
you know what, that wasn't bad. And they go back again.
They're like, do you have any more of that stuff?
Be any chance to you? And you're like, ah's a
fucking bag of it there, man, take another touch for yourself.
They'll be like no way, man, big party the weekend,

(34:59):
and then another begging done then, But then the body
gets used it then and then you're fucking hooked on
the stuff you're selling the car then on the done
deal going please man, it's a lancer. No, it doesn't
have a bodykit man, No, No, it's just a regular lancer.
I mean, if you want, you could put a bodykit

(35:20):
on it. Maybe if you can put an inter cooler
and a fucking turbo into it, but like wouldn't be
worth assle, Like it was just a run around. It's
not like a fucking Lancer evolution four that you're getting
groundsma one, et cetera, et cetera. Fucking typical ADHD brain
man going off on an old tangent again, they call
me fucking tangent malarkey. Now listen, man, I today right

(35:45):
talking about Olary went off on a tangent. Forgot the
original point because I had to overthink things. Man. They're
going to me brain, which is like a fucking cinema
screen and bind me eyes. I mean, eyes be wide open.
But sometimes I'm just so fucking creative man, Just so
fucking creative man, Just so fucking creative man, do you

(36:08):
know what I mean? I'm like fucking Christopher Nolan who
never got a shit together. I remember hearing wants both
fucking jj Abrams, the director talking about like I was
in film school in Los Angeles and I met all
these guys who were in my class and they were
like out partying all the time and having a great time,

(36:29):
great times in the hills hills of Highes, and I
was thinking, why are you making these films? And that
was what made me a filmmaker because I wasn't out partying.
I was making films and I was cupping my own balls,
working the shaft, just pulling the plumbs off myself between

(36:51):
making films, my satchel, my p JJA and gentlemen, fucking
great man, great man altogether, hury. But tonight. I was
supposed to finish this a lot earlier. But yeah, I'm

(37:11):
supposed to have winter tires on the car, right, And
it was one of them jobs I meant to get
round to do. And is like ar should be sound man.
I played enough v rally and grants more one, two,
three and four and to a less risk extent need
for speed a good few times. And I know the
crack man, you know. For a bit of a bit

(37:32):
of advice for any of you who are going around
driving on ice and snow, First of all, you gotta
watch out for the black ice. That's the dodgy ice.
The white ice not as bad. The black ice that's
the best that'll be able to do you. You think Oh,
I'm coming up to a patch of road here.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
Man.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
It's just wet, just a bit of rain, you know
what I mean. It's just wet, but it's like a
sheet of glass. And listen to me now, if you
can take anything away from my advice, and this is
a man who's been driving on roads of ice a
good wild no right, if the fucking back end of
the car slips out, you steer towards whatever way the

(38:12):
back is swinging. It's like drifting. If you ever played
Need for Speed to the fucking ridiculous amount that I
did playing drifting, man, fucking you get used to the crack.
Or if you're actually just a real fucking lad who
drives cars like and you've got access to a Sill
eighty or something fucking Nissan one eighty SX or Skyline,

(38:32):
you know what I mean, real real drive job. I
remember seeing the video once of a Ferrari testa Rossa
just drifting, you know, real real drive, mid engine car like,
and I was thinking, lucky bastard, man, lucky bastard driving
around the fucking Ferrari testoster on the snow. Like the

(38:52):
segment I was going to discuss, right, I started off
talking about doing this right because I always bring it back.
It's a red thread. I go off on tangents, but
I always bring it back. So I started talking about
how I'm losing sleep currently because I've got to get
this podcast done and dusted. It is Saturday morning, and
I want to get done Friday. But look, I'll have
to go and do something. I get miither and if

(39:13):
I go, And then I was talking about Michael O'Leary,
how it was like drug dealing basically, how it was like, oh, yeah, man,
put on your twenty kilow bag there for free. I
don't worry about them. Man, skateboard, yeah, throw that. And
you want a guitar too, bring that too, And then
you knock the competition out then and you monopolize it
and then everyone else has to fucking jump to your
fucking rhythm. Well, I mean, like, look, fair play at o'lear.

(39:35):
You you made a good fucking touch for yourself. But
then again, like there's a lot of abuse, a lot
of abuse flying with g boys over the years. Man,
do you know what I mean? This old board and
pass one hundred and fucking fifty quid I just spended
once because myself and the boys are heading over to London.
Forgot the bloody I said, I print out the board

(39:57):
and pass because I was the only one of the
printer all good ten years ago. You see what happened.
People got sick of being mugged off and they were like,
do you know what, I'll spend the extra one hundred
quid on er Lingis or sas Norwegian. And then they
were like, all right, we'll losing customers now we've taken
the piss too much. So then I was talking about
Ryanair to why I was interrupted and this evening with

(40:19):
the tires. Should have got the tires done. But I
am what would be known as fool hardy. So obviously
you have like foolishness, which is self explanatory, and then
you've got hardy is in Hardy books. If you put
the two of them together, fool hardy means foolishly brave.

(40:43):
So I went out driving in the snow tonight right
and getting back into the driveway. This thing is like
trying to drive up K two man. I mean, if
they just taken another bit another bit of earth the
off the incline going up that hill, it wouldn't be
too bad. But it's literally like driving up the side

(41:03):
of K two and then what you have to do
is you have to take a good run at the hill.
But if some other aursoul comes along in the car
on the other side of the road, you can't do it.
So I spent about an hour and a half digging
and shoveling the front wheels of the car out from
from this ice. And the more you keep spinning, the

(41:24):
more icey it gets. So then I thought to myself, Oh,
I saw a film once with mcaulay culkin called Home
Alone One. Now you're probably thinking, where are you going
with this Eddie, Like, this is my time? You listen
to man, We're here and we're supposed to be on
Reddit and we want to we want to look at

(41:44):
Reddit freakouts and we want to we want to be
agreen with each other on Reddit. We don't want to
be challenged. We don't want people to come along with
different opinions, you know, because if you do, you're some
sort of far right megalomaniac is going to start doing
sort of weird eugenics head measurements or something, you know
what I mean, mad shit, Like they're the kind of

(42:05):
people who aren't on Reddit. You know it's you gotta
run the risk because someone will thinks you're fucking Nigel
Farage is fucking love child? Do you know what I mean?
Elon muskmn he knows everything nowadays he is like he is,
he's a periodic. Is he far right? I don't know, man,
but I do know one thing. He's fucking too far

(42:27):
in everyone's fucking business nowadays, man, do you know what
I mean? It's gone from funny owl mean coins and
putting an owl fallows shape trajectory capsule up on top
of Mars, like, oh yeah, we're gonna live on Mars.
Who's gonna live on Mars? Do you want to live
on Mars? Are you willing to go to Mars? She's

(42:48):
this fucking world is bad enough, man, you know why,
why the hell do you want to go to Mars?
Some people reckon that we maybe started off on Mars
and there were so fucking nuts that they blew the
place up. And then the people who came from Mars
ended up settling in Earth then and she look we're
doing to the planet. Bastards. Bassards have done it right.

(43:10):
I've lost the plot again. Sorry about this now, so
the ice the car got it in the driveway anyway.
But I was thinking to myself, only a fool hardy
bastard would do that, and I am a fool hardy bastard.
You might say, Jesus, man, what are you talking about?

(43:32):
And I'd be like, you don't have to listen to it,
reddit Master. You know, I know you think that there
are other members of the Castletown collective, that is hardy
books that might be more proficient in the styles of
reading current trends and serving things up in such an
audio visual way that it appeals to the masses, especially

(43:55):
the kind of masses that deal in sedimentary lifestyle job
positions it data analysis officers. I know this, but I'm
from the other side of that, you see. You see,
I grew up on building sites with grown men and
fucking hard lads who knew how to drink and throw

(44:16):
the sledges. Do you know what I mean. I come
from the other fucking side of the tracks, man, the
tracks of broken hearts and crushed dreams. Now you might
say to me, man, heurny man, you're getting above your station.
Who you even fucking legend these things too? And I'll
be like, don't even know man, the corner boys that

(44:40):
reside in the shadows of my mind. Do you know
what a man my uncle was given out there years ago?
He was given out saying that all lads are good
for nowadays, winking. He was always talking about it, to

(45:01):
be fair, like for a man who was again sety short.
They'd bring it up an awful lot. And he was saying, do.

Speaker 6 (45:08):
You know what fucking lads these days, good old men,
all they're good for us, winking they've not a bit
of a fucking ounce, and gets up and go on them.
They cannot go to work, cannot get up and go
to work like reading men in the morning. There's no
point in going out with the boys of a knight
if you cannot get up for work in the morning.
Lad's winking, that's all your generation is good for now. Wankers,

(45:31):
big gang, the useless cop shite wankers looking at fucking
three cocks and one woman. If you want that stuff,
I'll get you that.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
So I told the owl boy, and I was like
he was the uncle who I won't name, was given
out about all this. So I said to the owl boy,
I was like, yeah, he was on about lads my age,
just winking all the time. And then he was on
about three cocks in one woman and I was like,
you know, what do you think of that? Dad? And
he was like yeah, and where was he going to

(46:02):
get that from? But we laughed anyway. I know that's
crude chat, man, but it's the kind of chat you
hear men talking rough men that you wouldn't see on Reddit.
If I'd said to one of them boys, do you
know what Reddit is? Man? They're like, what your pubes?

Speaker 3 (46:19):
Hah?

Speaker 1 (46:20):
And I'm like, yeah, man, I've got red pubes, Ginger Yeah, yeah,
Ginger pubs. Man, Yeah, I get it. Yeah, I've been
lampooned a few times at that one. Ah yeah, job man.
I might have red pubes, but have an above average
sized penis, So take that one to the bank. Can't
sorry about this the language, man, you know what I mean.

(46:43):
It's like if this kind of podcast was on the radio. Now,
let's say if I was on the radio talking hard talk,
hard talk, like that part in This Boy's Life featuring
the works of Leonardo DiCaprio, Ellen Burkin, Robert de Niro
and a came from Toby McGuire. Now if I was

(47:04):
playing the role of Jack Wolf. It was an autobiographical
screenplay about Jack Wolf, played by Leonardo DiCaprio. And he
goes in to a diner. He gets dressed up, right,
He's got a little bow tie on him, corduroy style,
fifties nerdy suit jacket and these hard lads.

Speaker 5 (47:27):
Right.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
He moved to the town in Seattle, and you know,
and you could basically see his mother was a single mother,
and they were just driving around the States, gone from
town to town. But the mother was getting tired of
the of the vagabond lifestyles, you know what I mean.
But he was learning street smart stuff on the road,
like he was. He was checking into motels and diners

(47:47):
and who knows what kind of mad bassds he meet
along the way. But the mother got tired of it,
and she met this first the first glance. He seemed
sound man. His name was Dwight played by Nero. Even
sound like Tony want to get a baton, fucking no,

(48:09):
no no. But d White was a bad bastard, right,
It was a bad, bad bastard wolf in sheep's clothes,
you know what I mean. He had a couple of
kids there, the kids he was a widower. I think
his kids were sound, but you could see the fucking
the life was snatched from them. He was an oppressive

(48:29):
out bastard. So they move in there anyway. They get married,
and he's living in this place called Concrete and Seattle,
and he's inside this gang with a bunch of headers
like the tunnel Snakes from Fallout three, like you know
what I mean, hard bastards, and he wants to get

(48:50):
the fuck out of the town. He wants to get he
wants to make something himself. Concrete Seattle wasn't cutting it,
but he was hanging out with his hard lads and
his reputations at stake. You're sitting in the die and
as he's sitting in the diner talking to this guy
from Hill School, one guy comes in and he's in
the background saying, you, I was with this girl last night. Man,

(49:10):
you want to see her nipples. She had those nipples
like Raisin's. Man, I just fucking graveled in it, man. Now.
Jack Wolf played by Leonardo DiCaprio, who, funny enough, played
the lead role in a film by Scorsese called The
Wolf of Wall Street no relation. He's talking to a

(49:35):
man from Hill, but he also knows the boys behind
them are walking in and if they see him dressed
up like a fanny, they'll start mocking him, and the
mocking and deridement will never stop. Man. So the guy
from Hill looks at him as he's as he's listened
to his acquaintances talking about sexual exploits in the heat

(49:58):
of the diner. He coud see he's been spooked, and he
looks at Jack and he goes this lad. He comes
from a soft background, man, He's not used to hard chat.
So then he says, you know there's hard talk at
Hill too, Jack. So I want you guys to think

(50:21):
about that and what it means to come from the
other side of the tracks, to be foolhardy, to have
haired man opinions because you knew nothing better man, because
you were raised around absolute headers that talk with the block. Now,

(50:42):
because I spend so much time on X formerly known
as Twatter, I put out a different thing there now.
Last night I dreamt of Sampedro. So what I did
is I asked all twelve followers there on X some

(51:02):
questions and it went like this Hardy Books podcast is back,
throw your questions and topical suggestions in here and they
will be addressed tomorrow. Negatory redditors will get the scallleon treatment.
You know what I'm talking about. And if I ever
fucking see you bustards in real life, man, you had

(51:23):
better fucking run as I'll be coming with a fish
full of fucking spring onions, big owld towns, fair winning
bastards and you'll be like, no, I was only joking, man.
I'm like, oh, yeah, well, I know a boy who's
good at fucking searching IP addresses and you might think
you're encrypted, but I know a lad who knows a lad.

(51:47):
I will find you, I know who you are, and
I will bum you with a scallon. Someone wasn't happy
about the post to put up there last week about
a big blue haired lass. Didn't like that at all.
Didn't like that at all. Someone said that I speak

(52:09):
the same way as the viper.

Speaker 5 (52:11):
Man.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Someone said, I speak the same way as the viper.
She's that's fucking mad, copying him even she said, didn't
know he had a fucking monopoly on the accent. Man.
It's funny. Usually when you come from the same town,
you have a similar accent. Fucking you tell that lad
man if you're talking to him self himself, take the

(52:32):
fucking tops off, fucking go out in the ball alimn
fucking dukes of hazard. Man, do you know what I mean?
I'll take fifty three spectators, go on the fucking steroids
man stare lifting steroids, creatine. I'll drink three kinds of

(52:53):
red Bull before entering the arena and I'll say, no, man,
let's fucking have a breakdance. Come test. And I'm talking
old school electro breakbeat, the big names, Cybertron, sugar Hill Gang,
Grandmaster Flash, all the boys. Man, it'll be like Kate

(53:18):
and Julie's gaff all over again. I haven't seen him
a long time and know where he is these days.
Man keeping the head down, strong man solid, And I
tell you one thing. I know for a fucking fact,
he'd have no time for pussies on Reddit. Cause that man,

(53:43):
as much as I detest him, saw him driving round
on a Honda ns R one two five and he
had a jacket, a leather jacket, and on the back
of that jacket it said Honda the Power of Dreams.

(54:03):
Some say he's like a wraith, like Charlie Sheen in
that movie in the eighties, just rides around. Man, just
down a fucking bike. It's got a power valve, which
means if you pull the valve down it'll stay in place,
it won't spring back, and he'll be like I head

(54:28):
he was fucking seen in the Hinch when all the
way down there in a bike man hats off to him.
He's wild and free. He's a bit like Claire Redfield
and resident Evil too. On the back of a leather jacket.
It just says, let me live now. The night is

(54:48):
getting long, and there's time for me to look at
these fucking questions because I end up going off on another tangent.
I hope you're enjoying this, and if you don't fucking
look at it, never ever fucking listen to it again.
You cut. I don't give a fuck. Send them into
bloody artee boys.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
Oh dear, I stooped so low, so low, so lowrty
things have been said they can't be unsaid for ye
are the bestowers of the writers of checks. Oh my
artie days finished? Man, How will I ever be invited

(55:30):
onto a hidden camera show or a comedy panel show
where guests pretend that they've just come with an off
the cuff joke in some sort of moment of free,
unbridled comedic expression combined with the quick wits of a
cat on speed. These people, then they'll get a laugh

(55:56):
from the audience. Who the fuck goes to these TV shows?
I mean in any country? Like who actually goes to
the filming of something in a studio? I never understood
who those people were, man, do you know what I mean?
Who are the kind of.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
People that would go to watch Stephen Colbert talking shite?
One of these fucking Hollywood wankers? Man? Like, see, I
ask of you, who who are ye? Because you're there?
Man going to the likes of Jimmy Kimmel, like to
be fair like Conan O'Brien. I do like him. He's funny, man.

(56:31):
He did a good job on the old Simpsons, you
know what I mean? But like, like, where do they
find these people? Where do they find these people? These
people believe in TV land. They're the kind of people
who would attack a cast member of a soap opera
that was doing bad shit. They wouldn't be able to

(56:52):
differentiate the difference between the online persona that when someone
plays a character, it isn't that actual person in real life.
You know, people who have ad home in them, attacks
upon people playing a role, joining dots that don't exist. Man,

(57:14):
this is the kind of people I'm talking about, man,
And they'll get the fucking Skellion treatment too. You just
get me the fucking list and I'll have a van
load of fucking strong men from Anthrim that I'll pay
at least seventy five euro and fuel to come down

(57:39):
and find you. That's all I say. Now, what I've
been doing here for the last while is I've been
sandbagging while I'm trying to find these Twitter things. Now,
where is it? Venezuela? Okay, I'm so I'm looking at
it now currently on X Los Angeles. Los Angeles is burning, man,
it's fucked. A lot of celebrities have lost their homes,

(58:01):
Jamie Curtis, James Woods. It's a shit show man, now.
I mean there's talk about the mayor of La Where
is Snake Plisken when you need him? Man? Where is he?
But it's bad fucking times, man, there is you know,
the Palisades is gone and like apparently the mayor she

(58:24):
was incompetent, took seventeen mil out of the fire Department's budget.
Apparently there was no water in the fire hydrants, and
according to Dan Champ, Gavin Youson signed a law saying
that they will not harvest spill off rain water from
the upper echelons of the state and harvest them in

(58:46):
reservoirs because it's endangered the smeltfish. You know, fair play
to the smelt If they're endangered, man, we must preserve them. However, like,
can you not just put a whole load of them
into a lay and then redirect the water into the hydrants?
I mean, it's all going out to the sea anyway.
It's a bit like momarka Daffy. He had a great

(59:07):
plan there before NATO fucking killed him and destroyed the
country and brought back slavery. No one ever talks about
that though, do you know what I mean? But he
had a plan, and that plan was to re irrigate
the Saharan desert using water that was going to go
into the Nile. That project had nothing to do with anything.

(59:29):
That project was very well intentioned, but what did data do.
They made sure to fucking bomb that too. So just
saying just saying, right, what have we got here? Los
Angeles Venezuela, Venezuela. I know. Apparently Maduro kidnapped some woman
who had a sound body and she was the opposition woman.
And yeah, Mora, do you know what that means? Ivermectin.

(59:53):
Apparently Mel Gibson was on with Joe rogan the authority
on common Knowledge, the every Man's comedian, commenter, podcaster, wellness guru,
psychonaut oracle technocrat, every man athlete, taekwondo champion, fear Factor presenter,

(01:00:27):
resident at the stand Sorry comedy Store, Los Angeles. A
man who does kettle bell, a twenty kg kettle bell
in the shape of a gorilla's head. This man was
talking to Mel Gibson about ivormectin. Ivermecton, you might say,

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is that the horse pace that CNN said fucking Joe
roganette and had turned his face ghostly beige. Yeah, it is.
Apparently it was invented by Japanese scientists back in nineteen seventies.
Apparently anti parasitic job. Yeah, I can't be talking about

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go looking up yourself, man, fucking Google is there? Man?
What do you care about? What I think?

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
You know what I mean? Sure, I'm just some fucking
arshole talking to a microphone. Don't listen to me, man,
check it up there on the old web. Jobs right,
I am being stuck here? Okay, where are we? Bear
with me?

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Nothing worse than dead air man. But I'm a great
man for just talking fucking shite? Do you know what
I mean? Right? Where is it? Now? Where is it?
Where is it? It's comment, it's comment, it's comment. It's common.
Jesus nice is it? Come on? Please?

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
Please?

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
Right? Okay? Cool? Right? Boring Brothers says coming back from
the night a lad. Boring Brothers. Trev Downey says, which
world leader would win King of the Town? Do you
know what, man? I would say that it would probably
be Putin because he's x KGB. He's a hard little

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fucker and he did judo, so that that's who I
would think. But there's there's a big lad from I
don't know, some European countries, about six foot ten man.
Maybe he'd be handy, but then again, big of the air,
the heart of the falls. Hard to know, man, hard
to know. I'd rather be thin than famous, says two Parter.

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Will Viper ever be reunated? Will Viper ever be reunited
with his ice cream truck, hope so, and will sim
card ever go straight? I hope not. That ice cream
truck man got smashed up by bad lads over the
pandemic joy Riders took that from mister Jing. Did you

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roll it all around? Man? They reckon. They tried to
customize it, putting spoilers, bodykits alloys on it, put a
dumbfall of into it, and they joy rode that ice
cream round Mayo, Sligo le trim Russ Common. It was
found out burnt outside the house in the state Balbafe

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Dounny gall resting peace. Baby boy Jambo says, Gwanda boys,
I'm not even gonna fucking mention that handle? Are you
going fighting? Emce Sniffy Emcey sniffy man, Now that's a

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name I haven't heard for many many moons. Do you
ever remember, dear listeners. There was a freestyle wrapper from
the town of Kilkenny. He apparently got into a fight
with the Castle Park Boys because some of his rhymes

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were so real, so quick, but so scathing that the
rap battle had become rather offensive, and it had gone
from showing his lyrical prowess and speedy ad libbed rap

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and I would assume that many of those words were
probably aimed at the parents, the physical appearance, and maybe
the economic standing of these people from Castle Park. So
then word got out that mc sniffy was going to
get beaten up by the boys when they seen him.

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So he made a rap and the rap was a
rap of current. It was a rap of contrition. He
made up a rap of contrition to apologize to the
Castle Park boys, and it goes something like this, as
far as I remember your word up, what's the crack?

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This is mc sniffye the realist MC. I ain't shit,
I ain't nothing. Please don't kick this shit out of me,
because I'm Sniffy the realist MC. Listen, lads, I'm the
fucking best man. You never fucking I'll fucking kill all
of ye. Sorry not yee, I mean like someone else.

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But listen, man, please, I did not mean to disrespect you.
Keep it true. One one, two, five, nine three yay
bach something like that anyway. So mc Sniffy, I hope
you're doing well out there, and and the rest of
the boys, the Castle Park Boys, I hope you're all
keeping well. Hope you've all settle down a bit hope

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you've got life sorted and you've got your priorities. It's
been about fucking twelve years now and some of you
have probably gone on to get married and have kids.
I wish you all well if you haven't, you know,
got a move on, lads, Get a bit of land,
as they say, God's not making any more of it.
Get yourself a nice sight for a house. That'd be

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fucking something like you know, I can't do that anymore now,
so bloody expensive? Why is that? Because evil bankers are
using finance as a weapon against you and me, and
it doesn't matter who you might be, like conspiracy theories. Yeah, listen,
why is it? Tell me? Tell me?

Speaker 6 (01:06:45):
Why?

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
Tell me? Why? Wow? Muster cray, must the muster? Tell me? Why?
Listen to me? Negatory redditor. I can hear you there, man,
I can see there listening on a boss just looking
out the window, going what's this lad on about? I

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am the authority, I am the arbitrator of reality. I
get my articles from trusted sources, The Guardian, The Sun,
Sunday World, The Independent, the Financial Times, Business Insider, the

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front page of Reddit, Reddit world News. Funny enough, I
was on Reddit World News there recently and seen a
lot of deleted comments.

Speaker 5 (01:07:50):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
I was thinking, why would they believe be deleting comments.
I might want her to have read that comment. I
might have been interested in that comment, but someone had
just deleted them. Isn't that fucking funny. It's almost like
they don't want people knowing about certain challenging bits of information.

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This is the last time I'm gonna be talking about
Reddit now. It's useful in many ways. If you want
to know how to change an alternator on an opal coursa,
it will tell you there will be a group. If
you like making Italian food, if you like fry ups,
if you like engineering aerodynamics, whatever the fuck, man, it's

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good for that, but anything else, man, waste the time?
Right Where was I? John Syllabus Sibelius says there's a
strong rumor that Joe Biden will now stand for mayor
of Westport. Would the viper stand a chance against him

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making mayo great? Do you know what, man, he wouldn't
do a bad old job. He wouldn't do a bad
old job. But then again, against Biden, the ghost of
Jerry Ryan had do a better job. Like do you
know what I mean? I mean like Biden. I mean
rest in peace. That wasn't meant to be facetious. You know,

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basically I would do a better job than Biden. I mean,
and that's fucking bad, man, because you know that I'm
fool hardy and I'm reckless, reckless chat Oh and I'm
also a bitter, begrudging bastard too, And with that in mind,
I would still do a better job than Joe Biden. Now, look,
Joe is a man in his eighties, Like, why is

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that man there? He's got dodgy boys around him, as
does the lad coming in again after him. They got
dodgy boys, and they'll do whatever the dodgy boys tell
them because they don't control things. Man financed US corporations do.

Speaker 5 (01:10:06):
Fucking it's for you.

Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
Man, Shut up your fucking prick, get me fucking hands
on you. I'll make you do push ups in front
of me, and then let's squeeze your arms, and I
like fucking arms. Man. Seen more media on a Robin's leg,
And that's all I'm gonna say. Thanks for your comments there,

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lads and ladies, mostly lads, though, what are you gonna do?
Enjoy the weekend when I'll be back pictured week and
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